Ooooh, there's flashing lights on them? I'll let them put one in my yard, except that they'll have to fight for real estate with the 4x4x4 power transformer, the 1x1x3 cable pedestal, both of the 1x1x3 telco pedestals, the streetlight pole, and the 3x3 metal plate that no-one wants to admit is theirs.
Well, duh -- where do you think they've installed the sarcasm detector?
Maybe it's a typo -- "runs like a chimp" brings to mind knuckle dragging with occasional inexplicable detours into incoherent bursts of rage and feces flinging.
Comcast has been caught with the cigar in the dame, its time for them to come clean How I wish that part of my brain that completes metaphors wasn't working when I read this.
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* see service details for countries under suspicion ** excluding long distance, roaming and connection logging
Here's one example: Chicago, Illinois, November 2004. 10 pages of choices, with 15 elected offices, confirmations of 74 judges, and one referendum. When I saw how long it took to download plus what it actually looks like, it reminded me of the "personality test" for your avatar in the old Ultima games, i.e., long, excruciatingly boring and opaquely related to the outcome.
I wonder if the American voter knew Lord British had designed their electoral system...
they should've used one of those OSS ERP systems that simply don't exist. Compiere Tiny ERP opentaps But I guess they'd never find out about these projects because a service that lets you search the web using keywords doesn't exist, either.
Yes, the DX10 version was very impressive. Most annoyingly, though, was that it wasn't the same action sequence for DX9 and DX10, e.g., no grenade in DX9.
The amount of this dispersion, the astronomers said, indicates that the signal likely originated about three billion light-years from Earth. Lesse, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
I believe it was de Raadt that once mentioned he'd prefer a non-optimizing compiler that produced simple, bullet-proof, bug-free code, i.e., in terms of the OS and its base tools, he prefers correct to fast.
The more I see this the more my brain keeps substituting RuPaul -- I guess I'm secretly hoping this election campaign will become more entertaining and the stakes less ominous.
[0038] Although the forgoing text sets forth a detailed description of numerous different embodiments of the invention, it should be understood that the scope of the invention is defined by the words of the claims set forth at the end of this patent. The detailed description is to be construed as exemplary only and does not describe every possibly embodiment of the invention because describing every possible embodiment would be impractical, if not impossible. Numerous alternative embodiments could be implemented, using either current technology or technology developed after the filing date of this patent, which would still fall within the scope of the claims defining the invention. Seems awfully vague and encompassing. If this is standard to all patents (or of a certain type) then is it necessary for inclusion?
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Does that make me an Anti-Grammar Messiah?
FTFY
Ooooh, there's flashing lights on them? I'll let them put one in my yard, except that they'll have to fight for real estate with the 4x4x4 power transformer, the 1x1x3 cable pedestal, both of the 1x1x3 telco pedestals, the streetlight pole, and the 3x3 metal plate that no-one wants to admit is theirs.
Well, duh -- where do you think they've installed the sarcasm detector?
But lack of college education makes the internets funnier! Screw those marine biologists and their bilateral symmetric agenda!
What the .... ?
Why the hell is this printer out of toner, again?! And where the hell is all of the kleenex?
Make sure to click "I Accept" on the license for that explanation.
Maybe it's a typo -- "runs like a chimp" brings to mind knuckle dragging with occasional inexplicable detours into incoherent bursts of rage and feces flinging.
You're right -- it's the EULA for citizenship.
Better click through!
I wish you wouldn't give your cities such tongue-blasted hard names to pronounce! "R'lyeh" -- wtf?
Yours truly,
Nyarlathotep
It was a question on his exam.
Ignore these unwashed barbarians: I offer the ultimate in service plans ...
Total Ultimate Convergence Package
- full phone taps with up to 2 additional lines
- high speed, internet monitoring
- unlimited logging of long distance calls anywhere in North America
- up to 1000 minutes of long distance call logging outside of North America*
- cell phone tracking for up to 200 minutes per month**
- digital and analog television viewing tracking with set-top box on over 200 channels
Minimum 1 year subscription.
* see service details for countries under suspicion
** excluding long distance, roaming and connection logging
I wonder if the American voter knew Lord British had designed their electoral system
That explains why I've never had a religious experience while dancing.
Tiny ERP
opentaps
But I guess they'd never find out about these projects because a service that lets you search the web using keywords doesn't exist, either.
We have a winner!
Yes, the DX10 version was very impressive. Most annoyingly, though, was that it wasn't the same action sequence for DX9 and DX10, e.g., no grenade in DX9.
Deathstar I or II?
I believe it was de Raadt that once mentioned he'd prefer a non-optimizing compiler that produced simple, bullet-proof, bug-free code, i.e., in terms of the OS and its base tools, he prefers correct to fast.
Oh, I dunno -- I've read both legal briefs and code commentary and sometimes it's hard to say which is the more obfuscated.
I'd also like to know if it can handle cores that go bad/die.
The more I see this the more my brain keeps substituting RuPaul -- I guess I'm secretly hoping this election campaign will become more entertaining and the stakes less ominous.
The documentation is written in the same style and level of detail as this troll.