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  1. Re:Fuel / Engine Related? on Fossett's Plane Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    That reminds me of the Far Side cartoon where the pilot (looking out the wind shield) says to the copilot:
    "Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?"

  2. Goldy, Silvery, Irony on Vint Cerf Says It's Every Machine For Itself · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...no silver bullet for scammers, spammers and criminals

    Maybe we should fall back to the lead variety.

    So says anonymous internet tough guy Sponge Bath.

  3. Re:Yeah... on US House Limits Constituent Emails · · Score: 1

    ...consiquences for gambling wit people's money.

    So spake dave 'Gambino' 562.

  4. Re:Damnit!!! on Wall Street's Collapse Is Computer Science's Gain · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a war here or a housing bust there

    Too high to go to war, and excess housing converted to hookerterias?
    I nominate Ethanol-fueled as the Happy Fun Time party presidential candidate.

    A vote for HFT is a vote for fiscal responsibility.

  5. Re:how far does the 1Gbps go? in town only? in the on Japan To Get 1Gbps Home Fiber Connections · · Score: 1

    If it's anything like my broadband connection here in the USA, it probably goes to the curb where it is converted into 1200bps bisync running on a Zilog 8530 (not the new fangled fancy 85230 with data FIFOs).

  6. Re:In other news, steve jobs is dead on China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch · · Score: 1

    ...not an evil Communist plot.

    Yes, China is not really communist any more.

  7. Re:Check out the U6 on Unemployment Hits New High In Silicon Valley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wish I had mod points for this.

    There is the widely reported unemployment number (5-6%) which does not include all of the unemployed. Then there is the real (but rarely unreported) unemployment number which is now in the double digits. This is from the BLS, not some made up partisan blog.

  8. Re:Pussies on Defusing the Threat of Disgruntled IT Workers · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...if you freak out and do stupid shit, it's cause you're weak

    You don't happen to have pointy hair do you?

  9. Re:Please no! on Keeping Older Drivers Behind the Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...ignores their turn signal indicator for 30 miles

    Give him a break, maybe Senator McCain is busy texting someone on his BlackBerry.

  10. Jimmy Page in South Park on Turn an iPhone Into a Pocket Theremin · · Score: 1

    I've got something in my front pocket for you.
    Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
    Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
    Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"

  11. The System Works on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 2, Informative

    They knew this was a hazard going in (temp rising), they talked about the possibility before the first trials and they successfully designed systems to shutdown before causing damage. This is just part of the sea trials of the particle pirate's new ship.

  12. Re:text of the slashdotted article on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 1

    ...mentors Professor Chunfei Li of Portland State University's Center for Nanofabrication and Electron Microscopy, Fred Li of Applied Materials Inc. and Professor Shaofan Li of the Department of Civil Engineering at the University of California - Berkeley.

    Hmmm... in 7th grade all I got was a psychotic coach telling me to do laps.

    I'm sure the kid is smart, but clearly he had substantial input and steering from some top adults in the field. Not exactly a 'super genius 12 year old changes world' story.

  13. Re:Erm... on Gamers Are Fitter (and Sadder) Than You Think · · Score: 1

    Of course, that's the arm I use to reach for the Cheetos.

  14. Re:Taikonauts? on China To Snap 4 Space Ships Into a Station · · Score: 4, Funny

    They call their space travelers "Yuhangyuan".

    Yooha... yoohangee... uh... Taikonaut it is then!

  15. Re:Taikonaut, cosmonaut and astronaut on China To Snap 4 Space Ships Into a Station · · Score: 1

    Canadian Beavernaut?
    Isn't that some greasy North of the border porn?

  16. Re:What a waste. on Royal Society "Creationist" Resigns · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...merely being Christian is enough to get you kicked out of the Royal Society.

    Well, no. That is not true at all.

    It sucks that his quotes were misinterpreted and he chose to step down to avoid the resulting controversy. But this was a reaction to the misperception that he was pushing creationism into science education, not just the fact that he was Christian. While I am embarrassed that such an ill informed fuss was made, I can understand it as there are plenty of people repeatedly trying to do just that: push creationism into science education. After defending against this again and again, I can see why supporters of science are a little trigger happy.

  17. Re:BSOD on Unholy Matrimony? Microsoft and Cray · · Score: 5, Funny

    It comes at you so fast, the BSOD is blue shifted to purple.

  18. As Good as it Gets on Twilight of the GPU — an Interview With Tim Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a C compiler, a blank text editor, and a stifling array of possibilities

    Assuming he means Emacs, then this is the way God intended it to be.

  19. Re:First question on McCain Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 1

    Obama Answer: Increased funding for bandwidth and servers.
    McCain Answer: Pray to Jebus

  20. Re:I don't think part of that will stand in court on Senate Judiciary Committee Approves Copyright Cops · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A closer analogy would be seizing all businesses in an office building because one of the businesses was engaged in alleged illegal activity. Your guilty because you rent facilities from the same provider as the target of the government action.

  21. Re:FITD vs DITF on Researchers Find Racial Bias In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 3, Funny

    And since when is total isolation natural?

    So typed the AC in his parents basement before clicking submit.

  22. Re:Oblig on In IE8 and Chrome, Processes Are the New Threads · · Score: 1

    "The 70's called..."

    Dave? Dave's not here man."

  23. Re:My solution on IT Vs. the Permanent Energy Crisis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Penthouse . . .and a deck of cards.

    I think you will find that tissues are more absorbent than cards.

  24. Re:My government is hypocritical on India Joins Nuclear Market · · Score: 1

    I don't want the USA to have any of my little pink bunnies

    I suspect we would just pay a defense contractor hundreds
    of billions of dollars to develop our own bunnies with huge,
    powered exoskeletons and razor sharp teeth.

    Then our enemies would be all like: "Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny..."

  25. Missing from this debate... on Sarah Palin's Stance On Technology Issues · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does she prefer Mac or PC?