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Gamers Are Fitter (and Sadder) Than You Think

missb writes "According to NewScientist.com, online gamers are no 'couch potatoes'. US researchers quizzed players of the role-playing game EverQuest II, and found adult gamers to be in better physical condition than the average American. The downside, however, was the gamers reported more cases of depression and substance abuse than their compatriots."

341 comments

  1. Erm... by clang_jangle · · Score: 5, Funny
    FTA:

    Researchers at the University of Southern California in Los Angeles, the Palo Alto Research Center, also in California, and the University of Delaware in Newark, quizzed 7000 players of the role-playing game EverQuest II about their physical and mental health. Participants were offered a specially created virtual weapon as an incentive - the "Greatstaff of the Sun Serpent". The researchers then combined the survey responses with statistics about players' online activities and playing habits.

    And we know the results are accurate, because they're working with a demographic famous for honest and forthright self-disclosure.

    IOW: DUH!

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    1. Re:Erm... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Funny

      If anything, most of the players' right arms are in better physical condition than the average American's.

    2. Re:Erm... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Hey, answer this questionnaire and get mad 3p1c wepp0nz!"

      "Sure. Multiple choice, excellent. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Now give me my sodding purple."

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    3. Re:Erm... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, if by 'better shape' they mean less obese that the avg. American, it is probably due to them being too engrossed by the game to go buy junk food. They're not in better shape, they've just starving a bit more than the average US citizen.

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    4. Re:Erm... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      it is probably due to them being too engrossed by the game to go buy junk food.

      If only there was some way to solve that problem... I'm sure that somebody must be working on this somewhere.

    5. Re:Erm... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      As in all of these surveys do they disclose how many people refused to answer, and how did they keep the answers honest

      I love the surveys of teenagers that ask them questions about illegal activities, most of them will answer one thing in a group, another on their own and another again with adults

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    6. Re:Erm... by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're not in better shape, they've just starving a bit more than the average US citizen.

      When I considered myself a "gamer" (Q1CTF) I was a Division I athlete attending a state university with ready access to tons of junk food and recreational enhancements that I readily consumed in greater amounts than I could even again. But because I was in college, and working out twice a day 5.5x a week, I was in great shape. I have a feeling that while the age range for those that consider themselves "gamers" is widening, the majority of people are still HS and college aged kids who have a bit more of an active lifestyle than the rest of us that work in some boring office tower all day and then retire home for an evening of various PC or console games.

    7. Re:Erm... by Artuir · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're rather optimistic aren't you? Everyone's a fatty! All gamers are fat asses!

      Christ.

    8. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The weapon itself isn't even that impressive... A replacement could be gotten by level 10...

      Greatstaff of the Sun Serpent

    9. Re:Erm... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're not kidding. I can't count the meals I've missed because I wanted "just one more turn!" at Civilization.

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    10. Re:Erm... by Syberz · · Score: 1

      They are being honest! Most of the EQ screenshots I saw showed no obese avatars!

      Oh, they were supposed to answer what their real physical state was... oops

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    11. Re:Erm... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Of course, that's the arm I use to reach for the Cheetos.

    12. Re:Erm... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Left arms are, too,... Most of these players "multitask", if you know what I mean,... ;-)

    13. Re:Erm... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I don't see why. The left hand controls in game movements in most setups. The right hand typically just presses the odd button or waggles the mouse.

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    14. Re:Erm... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      They're not in better shape, they've just starving a bit more than the average US citizen.

      Wrong. They're effectively cutting the excess calories that the average american consumes. And I don't think they eat less protein and vitamins than the average american.

    15. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The probably polled 4chan. You can't get any more accurate than that!

    16. Re:Erm... by dwiget001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ii play EQ2, have for years.

      I am also a competitive fencer (olympic style sword-fighting).

      I am in very good shape.

      I also rarely drink (a beer or two maybe every 2 or 3 months)

      About the only substance I could be called upon for abusing would be water (I live in Florida, gotta stay very well hydrated).

      And, gosh darn it, I am very happy.

      Obviously, they didn't survey me.

    17. Re:Erm... by Kharny · · Score: 1

      While the sony link is true, sad as it is, the blizzard one is an aprils fools joke.

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    18. Re:Erm... by cgfsd · · Score: 1

      Next they will telling us that hot chicks play female characters.

    19. Re:Erm... by eagee · · Score: 1

      It's all that Fappe-Shield cleaning they do.

    20. Re:Erm... by kv9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The right hand typically just presses the odd button or waggles the mouse.

      oh you bet it waggles!

    21. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day someone will explain it to you, and you'll never leave the basement again.

    22. Re:Erm... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      I dont think that's it. Its easy to snack while playing an MMO.

      I think the unspoken issue here is that America's obesity problem is tied in with the poorer classes. The poorer you are the better chance you have of being obese.

      Gamers who can dedicate 4+ hours a day to a game tend to be middle class. They can afford the time, hardware, etc to play these games. A lot of mmo gamers are students and youth generally translates into health. Computer gaming, as opposed to console gaming, has a couple barriers to entry that have been eliminated on consoles.

      This isnt a surprised find to me. Id be more interested in a report like this for console gamers. I think then you'd see it fall more in line with our national obesity statistics.

    23. Re:Erm... by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Wow, that sounds almost as good a questionnaire as the one i got on my flight to the US, with such great highlights as:
      -Are you smuggling illegal arms into the country?
      -Does your luggage contain any illegal drugs or alcohol?

      It was hilarious, too bad i can't find it online atm.

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    24. Re:Erm... by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      I think it's very foolish to think of this as only a
      "poor mans problem". Out here in the burbs I see
      plenty of Hutts and Hutts in training waddling around.

      Being prone to excess is a sort of state of mind.

      All Americans "eat dirt", not just the poor ones.

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    25. Re:Erm... by Sinbios · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think you understand how statistics work.

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    26. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The researchers failed to note that "better shape", for the purposes of the study, meant "closer to perfectly spherical".

    27. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, you're rather optimistic aren't you? Everyone's a fatty! All gamers are fat asses!

      Christ.

      Jesus posts on Slashdot?! OMG when did you get back?

    28. Re:Erm... by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      That's called The Stranger... If you know what I mean.

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    29. Re:Erm... by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1
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    30. Re:Erm... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I didn't believe the blizzard link, I'm sure they put the Wow players in pods like in the matrix and run 'em off some sort of industrial nutrient. Hell you could strip 'em down to a central nervous system attached to a brain to save space.

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    31. Re:Erm... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Well, if by 'better shape' they mean less obese that the avg. American, it is probably due to them being too engrossed by the game to go buy junk food.

      Or, it could be that the gamer demographic tends to skew towards the lower end of the age spectrum, and our health tends to deteriorate as we grow older?

    32. Re:Erm... by Creepy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm... if I go by the people I know that play WoW (sorry, I don't know any EQ2 players - Guild Wars yes, Conan yes, but the majority I know play WoW), most I know are in better-than-average physical shape. In fact, I know only two overweight people that play WoW, but I know many more overweight people that do not.

      As for depression, I can see that - I think many adult MMORPG players that stick with it are stretched to the limits by daily stress (whether it be work, kids, schedule, or whatever) and use it as a release, but by doing so, they are sacrificing sleep and that results in more depression. The other problem is the game itself can make you unable to relax, so getting to sleep itself is a problem (thus probably more substance abuse like drinking or smoking pot in order to sleep, which leads to bad sleep).

      I had problems like that both as a musician and a MMORPG player, and in both cases I had to quit drinking (I never did other drugs except smoked cigs/cigars, but I quit that early - food was more important than a bad habit). I feel best if I set a fixed quitting time, which for me is 10PM, and give myself 1/2-1 hour to wind down before sleep (with a 6AM no snooze wake-up). Unfortunately for me, that means having to be away from games entirely for some periods of time - I'm salaried and work to a schedule, so if it's after 10PM when I get home, I don't play games or work on my OSS project - and yes, I tentatively schedule time for both (not to mention "hang out with my wife time," but her need for 10 hours of sleep always gives me some evening time).

    33. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, left arms. They reward themselves with some hands-on attention anytime they get a headshot.

    34. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I almost burned down my house because of Civilization while making pasta.... twice in one day!

    35. Re:Erm... by gnick · · Score: 1

      Slashdot attracts a lot of outliers - And they're even more prominent because the outliers (and occasional outliars) are the ones motivated enough to post to disprove stereotypes. I believe that there are a lot of gamers out there that are athletic and happy. But, in spite of FP's accurate assessment that gamers may game the system, I tend to believe the researchers results. Many gamers are obsessive (I know I was). And sitting down to game immediately after finishing school often took me well into the night until I realized that I needed to crash into bed. Making food would have taken me away from what I was doing, but I could pack a bowl right there and just forget about it (munchies were never an issue if I was engaged enough).

      People who disbelieve all stereotypes are not unbiased - Quite the opposite. They're either paying remarkably bad attention to the world around them or heavily biased toward an artificial neutrality.

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    36. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it man, and when you are younger, it becomes a lot easier to avoid the poundage, nevermind the office jobs!

    37. Re:Erm... by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Statistics be damned! I'm fat and happy as a pig in shit. Although I have to admit that the thought of grinding my paladin from level 70 to 80 in Wrath of the Lich King does make me a little morose.

    38. Re:Erm... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "I also rarely drink (a beer or two maybe every 2 or 3 months)"

      I feel sorry for those people that don't drink.

      When they get up in the morning, that is the best they're gonna feel ALL DAY.

      :)

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    39. Re:Erm... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I am wondering if by better shape they mean they are skinnier then the average Fat american. That would make sence as they are so involved in the game they do not eat as much (boredom food) and will probably only stop to eat when they are very hungry. Not that doesn't meen they are Fit. A Fat man can be more Fit then a skinny one. I know some skinny gammers and I am a bit overweight. However I can do a 10 mile hike in the woods and end up much better then the gammer as while I may have more fat, I also have more mussel. A lot of gammers are not Fit they are skinny but not fit. Being fully fit would be skinny as in not a lot of fat and have mussel.

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    40. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything, most of the players' right arms are in better physical condition than the average American's.

      You mean from all the mouse clicking, right?

    41. Re:Erm... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have very strong typing muscles now, get regular leg exercise from nervously bouncing it under my desk, and have powerful bladder muscles from holding it in during raids.

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    42. Re:Erm... by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Count me in the very happy column of gamers (though I can be a bit depressed at times). Granted, I'm not in as good of shape as I'd like... need to shave about 20 lbs from 190-ish. Still, I do bike in to work whenever I can and play basketball.

    43. Re:Erm... by just_another_sean · · Score: 4, Funny

      If anything, most of the players' right arms are in better physical condition than the average American's.

      I like to use my left actually, just to mix it, um, wait what, games? Um, never mind.

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    44. Re:Erm... by Kharny · · Score: 1

      That one is good too, but mine was more like one of those "goods to declare" papers you have to sign for very short stays.

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    45. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      p>People who disbelieve all stereotypes are not unbiased - Quite the opposite. They're either paying remarkably bad attention to the world around them or heavily biased toward an artificial neutrality.

      That kind of disbelief happens when nearly every study you've read completely contradicts what you've personally observed in reality.

    46. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My head asplode.

    47. Re:Erm... by Sabathius · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, they use the manual-release-handle (button?) with their left hand...

    48. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're maybe joking, maybe not. But I'll confess I've forgotten to eat a dinner or two because I was too engrossed in what I was playing.

    49. Re:Erm... by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      One part of the article is tr... wooow... look at these... these colors, duuuude.... I'm totally riding a dragon, maaaan.

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    50. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

    51. Re:Erm... by BountyX · · Score: 1

      The gamers are only depressed because the've been waiting for duke nukem forever...

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    52. Re:Erm... by log0n · · Score: 1

      Woosh++;

    53. Re:Erm... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Overweight and depressed to the point of a suicide attempt a couple months ago. I'd expect a fair number of heavy gamers are using it to escape their own crappy realities, so depression would be more the norm.

      Happy, healthy people don't need to hide from life.

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    54. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, how I feel your pain.

      "K guys, we'll eat at 800 AD or midnight, whichever comes first"

    55. Re:Erm... by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      Leave that poor water alone!

    56. Re:Erm... by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      He got tired of waiting for Duke Nukem Forever.

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    57. Re:Erm... by Memetic+Hazard · · Score: 1

      As opposed to making it the worst you feel ALL DAY, due to that hangover from the night before.

    58. Re:Erm... by G00F · · Score: 1

      Or how many crappy fast meal one eats.

      You know in Baldur's Gate, there was a tip on area loads that said something like "While the characters don't need food, the players do. Don't forget to eat"

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    59. Re:Erm... by Mythrix · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for those people that don't drink.

      When they get up in the morning, that is the best they're gonna feel ALL DAY.

      Gaming all night doesn't really give better mornings than drinking all night, IMHO.

    60. Re:Erm... by Mythrix · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this is of course not correct. Gaming is obviously not going to make mornings as bad as after drinking.

      What I meant was that after gaming all night, mornings aren't going to be the best you're gonna feel all day.

    61. Re:Erm... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      I love forms - with Family Name / First Name fields

      Now fill this in for a Javanese they don't have surnames/lastnames/Family names

      and watch them put them in the wrong order for the more than half the worlds population who put their family name first ....

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    62. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I also rarely drink (a beer or two maybe every 2 or 3 months)"

      I feel sorry for those people that don't drink.

      When they get up in the morning, that is the best they're gonna feel ALL DAY.

      :)

      I know, I gave up women and alcohol once and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

    63. Re:Erm... by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      > And we know the results are accurate, because they're working with a demographic famous for honest and forthright self-disclosure

      Other research shows gamers as being somewhat more sarcastic and skeptical than their compatriots as well.

    64. Re:Erm... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I've only burnt one pot because of that. Now I have a little kitchen timer I set to like, 10 minutes or so when I start the water boiling. It reminds me that I did something a while ago that I really should be checking on ;)

    65. Re:Erm... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I think you should also take into account that video games are more interactive, so gamers will tend to be more involved with their thought process as a result.

      Watching TV tends to lead me straight through what I'm doing. I'm watching a story.

      Playing a video game, by contrast, tends to get me into a really intellectual state. I'm solving puzzles, I'm making decisions, I'm deciding on tactics. When I'm playing a game with a good story, I'm involved in that, I'm a part of it. I'm not watching a story, I'm a part of a story.

      So I tend to think more when I play video games, and introspection is part of that.

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    66. Re:Erm... by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      I have about one drink every two weeks, so most days I'm one of those people. When I get up in the morning, that's the worst I feel all day, because I'm tired. But it's not bad.

      I feel sorry for people who drink enough each night to feel bad in the morning, because they're clearly unhappy overall and self-medicating.

    67. Re:Erm... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Rapture postponed because Jesus wastes time on Slashdot. Great.

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    68. Re:Erm... by Omestes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a relatively happy and healthy (not athletic, but 6'4"/185lb), and I play MMOs mostly to socialize, not hide. Some of my old friends from high school play who I haven't actually seen in person for 12 years, so its a nice way to get together and hang out, especially when distance and schedules keep us from meeting in person that often. Probably still healthier, since we'd probably be meeting in the local pub.

      If your definition of gaming includes the idea of hiding, then you have an unhealthy relationship with games. I've been playing video games since I was 6, and using the internet since I was eight, these are increasingly just becoming a way of life, much like television and books, to an increasing amount of the population. Is watching 2 hours of TV after work escapism? Is reading a novel? What about a nice solitary hike (not as exercise, but just to blow the stink off)? All of these are somewhat escapist, I suppose, but not necessarily unhealthy when taken in moderation. All of them have about the same value, and the same purpose.

      Though I admit, sometimes I use both the hike and the games as an escape mechanism, not often, but sometimes they make for a good, cheap, vacation from stress. If I still read much fiction, it too would be a good mini-vacation, but sadly I don't think technical manuals and philosophy tomes are very relaxing.

      As in all things, moderation is key, and your relationship with whatever activity. I've seen people be far more self-destructive with exercise than I have with gaming or reading. To be honest, I find sports more unhealthy than gaming most the time, since it is MORE stressful to the participants.

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    69. Re:Erm... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Moderation. The key to all things. No reason to abstain, no reason for excess.

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    70. Re:Erm... by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 1

      If that's really how you view a day in your life, then I feel sorry for you.

      (I drink, just so you know I'm not being defensive)

    71. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would wager if you went into the high-walled gated country clubs, you wouldn't find too many "hutts" under the age of 60.

      But your average walmart has its fair share.

      The real truth is that ugly people don't often get rich and fat people are usually butt ugly. And that's fact. :-)

    72. Re:Erm... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Leave that poor water alone!"

      I don't drink water......fish fuck in it....

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    73. Re:Erm... by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      "I also rarely drink (a beer or two maybe every 2 or 3 months)"

      I feel sorry for those people that don't drink.

      When they get up in the morning, that is the best they're gonna feel ALL DAY.

      :)

      I feel sad when I think about how some people haven't realized that certain things feel better than drinking...then I remember that it leaves more of "those things" for me and I feel happy again :P

    74. Re:Erm... by Alinabi · · Score: 1

      You are also anecdotal evidence

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    75. Re:Erm... by Firehed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's really not just a weight thing. I'm extremely thin (to the point where most people would probably think I'm anorexic) yet I hover somewhere between depressed and horrendously bored 95% of the time. I don't touch MMOs but I've certainly spent my fair share of time and then some playing games, though I'm mostly just writing code these days. It's really a more generic social issue - I've got a 300lb gamer-obsessive friend who's always having a blast, even when there's not a controller in his hands. I'm still trying to figure out his trick.

      Point being it's not just you, and it's certainly not because of being overweight. I had a neighbor who was suicidal and he was quite healthy, physically at least. I'm not going to be the guy that gives out sage advice on the subject because even if I know it would help I won't/can't follow it myself, probably for the same reasons you wouldn't follow it either (an "it wouldn't help" attitude, at a very high level; though it goes much deeper than that)

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    76. Re:Erm... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that doesn't really matter what activity you're doing if you'll only get two hours of sleep because you have to get up for work.

      Between fighting a sleeping schedule and management, I decided to just avoid the problem entirely and go freelance. Of course I don't have a family to support and have relatively low expenses combined with a cash reserve from the day job (I knew I'd do it eventually so I'd saved accordingly) so I can go for a while if it doesn't work out without having to wonder if I'll be able to eat the next day.

      Staying up all night gaming isn't really a problem when you normally sleep from 5am to noon instead of midnight to 7am. :) Plus you sound really dedicated when you say that you were programming until 4am. Nobody has to know that you started at 9pm or whatever.

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    77. Re:Erm... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I play World of Warcraft. No problem!

      Or something like that.

    78. Re:Erm... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Hah, had this problem a few times back when I played MUDs heavily. As an admin, I found it helpful on more than one occasion to have made my clan's official store food be a pack of ramen noodles.

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    79. Re:Erm... by beckerist · · Score: 1

      Drink a lot of water. Sometimes passing out somewhere strange doesn't make that easy but if you're at home...seriously...just drink a shitload of water before bed. You'll be better, though nothing perfect.

    80. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It has been my observation that starting your post with "Wrong." really makes you sound like a nerdy 13 year old.

    81. Re:Erm... by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life is pretty boring though if you don't go to excess occasionally though.

    82. Re:Erm... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Moderation in all things -- including moderation.

    83. Re:Erm... by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of morning people, who don't drink. I don't drink, and the act of getting up at 6 a.m. totally against my will makes me feel worse than I do for the entire rest of the day.

      I'd say about 11a.m. is my peak, witha close second around 3-4p.m. Unless I get home and the kid is off at someone's house and the wife says "oh all right, let's go."

    84. Re:Erm... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Drink a lot of water.

      And take a Vitamin B1 supplement plus an anti-inflam such as aspirin or ibuprofin. If you can handle the sugar a sports drink, if not try a banana for the potassium. You'll still be a bit wobbly but you need to replace the water and salts and drop the inflammation from the previous night.

      Surprisingly, this technique works just as well if you were drinking, too.

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    85. Re:Erm... by DinDaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well yeah, he probably crushed it with his mussel.

    86. Re:Erm... by kklein · · Score: 2, Interesting

      these are increasingly just becoming a way of life, much like television and books, to an increasing amount of the population. Is watching 2 hours of TV after work escapism? Is reading a novel? What about a nice solitary hike (not as exercise, but just to blow the stink off)?

      Thank you. I am an English teacher (language, not lit.), but even I am sick of people putting these things on a hierarchy of "best" to "worst" (and always putting gaming at the bottom!).

      Reading is escapist. What it has going for it, though, is that it's cheap. A book can give you quite a few hours of entertainment for as little as free, if there's a good library nearby.

      Television is escapist. What it has going for it is that it is popular and gives you something to talk about with other people the next day. I don't particularly like sports, but I always watch big games like the World Cup or the Super Bowl, just so that I can join in conversations the next day at work. Those are always a lot more fun than the watching, IMO.

      Gaming is escapist or highly social. I'll admit, however, that I prefer to play alone. To me, it's the same as reading a book. But EverCrack players do it for the socialization. I love to play online games (BF2 with the Project Reality mod) with people on the PC or the Xbox (Chrome Hounds), especially since everything has VOIP now. That's a social experience.

      Of all the hobbies I've discussed here, only reading is an almost purely solitary act. Finding someone else who is reading or has read what you're reading is a lot harder than someone who saw the game last night, or finding someone on a game server. No one is going to argue about the intricacy of stories told in these media (John Carmack was wrong when he observed that no one asks for basketball to have a story--it's the story that people love about sports)--books win. But the "loner" stigma of video gamers is wholly undeserved--they are the most social of the bunch!

    87. Re:Erm... by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      I also rarely drink (a beer or two maybe every 2 or 3 months) ... And, gosh darn it, I am very happy.

      Shenanigans!

    88. Re:Erm... by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 1

      I think whan you talk about escapism you give gaming a bad name but you cant really escape when the server you are playing on has other people on it. im in the same boat as you. I play MMO's ,RTS's ,FPS's, everything and im pretty fit. what i think people are not getting is that when we are not on our servers PWNing everyone we have social lives. im still in high school and in school after a night of gaming i go to school and talk about the games so in a wierd scense gaming helps people stay involved by helping them find friends with common hobbies. i am also pretty sure (please correct me if im wrong) that very few people are as insain as the warlock from the The Bourne Ultimatum.

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    89. Re:Erm... by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      Hell you could strip 'em down to a central nervous system attached to a brain to save space.

      We are talking about WoW players, right? If so, you can hold the brain.

    90. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      QWTF for life!

    91. Re:Erm... by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you NOT supposed to take ibuprofen after/while drinking? I thought it could cause liver damage.

    92. Re:Erm... by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Can I get a bio?

    93. Re:Erm... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Erk! IANADTEISWAGAS (take everything I say with a grain of salt). Of course, drinking can cause liver damage too. Not quite so sure about hard gaming, though. I suspect the preservatives in the junk food are all that's holding me together.

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    94. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this garbage is properganda pushed by the liberal media. We know gamers are fat and unfit and violent criminals.

      Remember: Get the joke before modding unfunny

    95. Re:Erm... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      What about a nice solitary hike (not as exercise, but just to blow the stink off)?

      Yeah, that's another question they should have asked in their survey. They should have asked about showers.

    96. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd rather have r2d2 weps, they're only blue but the force is strong with them...

    97. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of shit. Using the internet since you were 8? Yeah, right.

      Even if you're talking about friends you haven't seen from the beginning of high school, going by your 12 years of not having seen them, that puts you at a minimum of 28 years old. So that must mean you've been using the internet for 20 years -- since 1990.

      Maybe next time you should tell people you were running a BBS when you were 8. That's a bit more believable.

    98. Re:Erm... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Telnet, Email, etc...

      Internet != the Web.

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    99. Re:Erm... by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      Well, of *course* they're more depressed.

      While normal people only have to worry about going and earning money, taking care of their family, having a relationship with a girl and all that easy stuff...gamers have so many more stressful, and hard things to worry about! Like, running a WoW guild, or training for the upcoming CS tournament, or having to go through Aeris's death in FFVII.

      ~Jarik

    100. Re:Erm... by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

      Or Patronymics!!

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  2. Depression by MrSmith0011000100110 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be depressed too if my level 9 elf lost the holy mantle of protection in a battle against a level 15 ranger. I mean come on now....In real life I'd destroy him with my +20 sword.

    1. Re:Depression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. You obviously don't play, so don't speak on the subject. "Level 9 elf"? What, did you read that out of an anti-D&D flyer from 1985? You do know that high levels in MMOs do not mean 9 and 15? You do know that in mainstream MMO PVP, you don't lose gear by losing the fight? No... you don't know. So SHUT. UP.

  3. Truth. by davidangel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MMORPG is a substance.

    1. Re:Truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MMORPG is a substance.

      Good point. I was curious as to if they listed the various forms of MMORPG right under "cocaine", "marijuana", and "meth" when querying about substance abuse. I'm certain the label EverCrack wasn't exactly in the marketing plan.

    2. Re:Truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay for getting modded +2 insightful and +1 informative for depositing a 4 word proposition, the argument for it being true consisting of putting 'Truth.' in the topic title.

    3. Re:Truth. by Omestes · · Score: 1

      No.

      A substance is physical, and MMO is not, it lacks extension.

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  4. Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by Nursie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not that I do either, but the fact of illegal substance use is not evidence of a problem itself, more an indicator that the person has little regard for this area of law, and may be disconnected from society/not buy into its values. This links up with depression and dissatisfaction.

    1. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by b96miata · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a bias you *always* have to account for in articles about public health, unless they come from the most unbiased clinical sources possible. (and even then, summaries by mass media usually throw the abuse moniker in)

      To a large portion of the media/"public health" professionals, any use of an illegal substance, even moderate and responsible, is "abuse". These are the same people who define 5 drinks in 24 hours as a "binge".

    2. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by Nursie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a shame, because it affects the conclusion. IMHO it should be -

      Gamers disaffected with society, resulting in depression, supporting evidence consisting of substance use...

      When what we'll get is

      "Gamers depressed! Turn to drugs!" or "Games depress people and are a gateway to drug use!" or "Drug use causes depression and can lead to gaming!"

    3. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Article is a bit light on the details...

      Substance abuse? Could that just be gamers smoking pot, 'cause you know like that never happens!

      As for depression and the like well there could be a number of reasons for that.

      However consider the demographic. Mostly boys, and mostly younger. That may skew the results a bit.

      Also when making comparisons to the "average American" it might not make sense if the average American is a 50 year old as compared to a 25 year old average.

      In any case not enough detail in the article to make it worth anything.

    4. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by flonker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      or "Depressed people more likely to self medicate with drugs and computer games!"

      Correlation is not causation.

    5. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the same people who define 5 drinks in 24 hours as a "binge".

      Err... it might be a binge. Were those 5 drinks spread out equally over a 24 hour period, or did you slam them and then wait a day before the next session?

    6. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by sorak · · Score: 1

      It's a shame, because it affects the conclusion. IMHO it should be -

      Gamers disaffected with society, resulting in depression, supporting evidence consisting of substance use...

      When what we'll get is

      "Gamers depressed! Turn to drugs!" or "Games depress people and are a gateway to drug use!" or "Drug use causes depression and can lead to gaming!"

      The worst one was when it got paraphrased as "Paris Hilton-Lindsey Lohan Catfight".

    7. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      An aside: Your comment reminded me that I'm going to tag the next "Important Mathematical Theorem Proved" article with "correlationisnotcausation".

      Thanks.
      -l

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    8. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 drinks over 3 hours might get you tipsy (and too drunk to drive), but it is in no way a binge. Certainly no "slamming" -- just social drinking at a steady pace. Teetotaler propaganda says that 5 drinks in a day is bingeing, full stop.

    9. Re:Hey, there's a difference between use and abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think something just automatically gets lumped into abuse when you cross the law barrier, regardless of whether you're actually abusing something.

      If your BAC is over the legal limit, you'd probably be considered "abusing" alcohol. Since cocaine, heroin, and pot are always illegal all the time, any traces of those drugs in your body is instant "abuse".

      But it could just be the glorious old double standard: slavery is illegal, but you can't do to your body what you wish.

  5. true.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    i'm so high right now i can't even play WoW..

    1. Re:true.. by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      I find the whole thing depressing. I think I'll go for a run.

    2. Re:true.. by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      If it's Kara you're running let me know

    3. Re:true.. by Frantix · · Score: 1

      Me too.... I'm going to go play a few games to get away from this real world drama.

  6. Everquest 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could have at least picked a game that didn't suck.

    1. Re:Everquest 2? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I must admit that the demographic for EQ2 is very different then for say GTA. Even WoW has a much younger audience.

    2. Re:Everquest 2? by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I haven't seen demographics from any of the games you listed, but I play WoW and most of the guild members (approximately 35 on regularly) and friends (6 real life, approximately 15 unguilded or other guilds) I play with are at least 30 years old. I'd put a quarter of them over 40 and one is 60. Now I realize it is a small sample, but so far my experience is that WoW doesn't have a younger audience.

    3. Re:Everquest 2? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      WOW! (the word not the game) them EverQuest 2 players must be downright geriatric. All of the WoW (the game not the word) players I know are over 30.

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    4. Re:Everquest 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those you know and those who play are not necessarily the same. People tend to migrate towards similarity, hence the fact that you play with adults. If you surveyed middle school students I would imagine that you would find the majority of students who play MMORPGs play WoW, and most of the ones that are even aware that EQ2 exists do because an older relative plays. That is not to say that there are no young EQ2 players, there are, it just isn't very common because they want to be playing what their friends are playing, which is of course...WoW.

    5. Re:Everquest 2? by Daswolfen · · Score: 1

      We have 2 people in our guild that are under 20 and most of the rest range from 23-54. My previous guild would not allow anyone under 25 to even join and we had 4 players in their 60s.

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    6. Re:Everquest 2? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      WOW! (the word not the game) them EverQuest 2 players must be downright geriatric. All of the WoW (the game not the word) players I know are over 30.

      Games like Wow and EQ2 have more allure once you've passed your breeding years. It's like salmon going somewhere quiet to die after they've spawned. That would explain the depression and substance abuse.

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    7. Re:Everquest 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is it a small sample, but you probably have a selection bias. Even if your guild doesn't realize it, they are probably selecting older more mature players to join over younger players. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it messes up statistics.

    8. Re:Everquest 2? by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      I know my sample set is small and has little chance of being accurate when looking at WoW at large. I was really just saying that I've seen many players that are older. I do have two kids that play as well so if I looked at my family, 50% would be between 35-40 and the other 50% would be 10-15. The guild I belong to probably does have some bias. They tend to boot players that do game actions that are typically associated with younger players. I'm sure the realm that I'm on also has a factor in the age makeup of my realm versus the typical realm (I'm on Shattered Halls, a long time low pop server).

  7. Fitter sadder by TobyRush · · Score: 1

    In other news, the Panic Office reports that section 917 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure:

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  8. New exercise regimen by NoisySplatter · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    The average gamer also engages in vigorous exercise once or twice a week, which the researchers say is more than most Americans.

    This just in! Both chair throwing and jumping around like a monkey count as vigorous exercise.

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    1. Re:New exercise regimen by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Vigorous exercise once a week is more than most Americans? Sheez, it's not like the bar was really set high.

    2. Re:New exercise regimen by andy19 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget masturbation. I'm surprised it's only once or twice a week though, with this demographic.

    3. Re:New exercise regimen by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Depends if it's vigorous or not.

    4. Re:New exercise regimen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old exercise regimen involved lifting hamburgers and bottles of coke. It is a good work-out in essence, it just has some unwanted side-effects.

  9. Fitter than your average American by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alegory:

    - Faster than your average snail
    - Larger than your average sand grain
    - Truthier than your average Scientology book
    - Funnier than your average /. post

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    1. Re:Fitter than your average American by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      You forgot: Smarter than your average bear.

      The lack of opposable thumbs meant that the chronic pick-a-nick basket thief wasn't well suited to gaming.

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    2. Re:Fitter than your average American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smarter than the average bear?

    3. Re:Fitter than your average American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Toothier than your average Osmond

    4. Re:Fitter than your average American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truthier than your average Scientology book

      I think you misunderstand what the word "truthy" means. Scientology books are very truthy. Now, truthful, that's something they're not.

    5. Re:Fitter than your average American by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      See, now by his allegories, this would not be hold as it is an achievement to be toothier than the average Osmond. You might, however, say toothier than your average British octogenarian.

      Carry on.

  10. That reminds me... by red+star+hardkore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I need to get more diazepam for my next clan battle in counterstrike.

    1. Re:That reminds me... by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Speaking of other games -- who made the erroneous extrapolation that what applies to Everquest II players will necessarily apply to "gamers"? The "researchers", the slashdot submitter or the editor?

      Perhaps there is a common cause for depression, playing EQ2 and being "healthy" (or did they mean "not overweight", and made another erroneous extrapolation?), and perhaps not.

      In any case, this doesn't say anything about gamers in general. To use a car analogy for a change, this is like studying a group of people who own a Ford Explorer, and then extrapolate this to draw conclusion about drivers.

    2. Re:That reminds me... by FX114 · · Score: 1

      The problem with your analogy is that people don't own many cars, so when you study people that have a Ford Explorer, that's pretty much it. Games are much cheaper than that, so when you survey someone that plays EQ, chances are he plays a lot of other games as well.

    3. Re:That reminds me... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I think you're wrong, and that Everquest players don't play a lot of other games -- they don't call it Evercrack for nothing.

  11. Wait a second... by adml_shake · · Score: 4, Funny

    since when has an evercrack player ever gotten away long enough to score some drugs? Or have a way to pay for them? Most of the ones I know of can't stop long enough to make the walk out of the basement to go raid the medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

    1. Re:Wait a second... by Fumus · · Score: 1

      There's probably a secret /drugs command which delivers them to your basement.

    2. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's tough getting a group for that instance.

    3. Re:Wait a second... by Wicked+Zen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well it USED to big a secret, 'til you opened your big fat mouth.

    4. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think if they did score any they would sell it for plat or the next leet weapon.

    5. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is EQ2... much easier to break away :-)

  12. Proof by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am about to prove that the average Slashdotter is more healthy, and gets more sex than the general public.

    Please reserve this thread for discussions of your physical fitness level and love life. I will start.

    First, before work every morning, I run a marathon. On the weekends, I do triathlons(one each day). Ofcourse, I do this while carrying 12kg dumbbells in each hand (I drop to 8kg when swimming).

    Each evening I pleasure three supermodels except during lent when I drop to one due to my highly religious beliefs.

    Anyone else have any data to add to this research?

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    1. Re:Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I often do what you said, too.

    2. Re:Proof by dr_wheel · · Score: 1

      Pff. if you aren't running atleast 2 marathons a day and have a harem of supermodels at your disposal, you're obviously doing something wrong. BTW, my wives are out of town this weekend... wanna grind some xp at the hinterlands instead?

    3. Re:Proof by longhairedgnome · · Score: 0, Funny

      is that some sort of gay slang?

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    4. Re:Proof by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      no

    5. Re:Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chuck Norris, is that you?

  13. Substances by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Substances like soda and frosting.

    1. Re:Substances by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

      Substances like soda and frosting

      ...says the guy with the username pizza_milkshake.

  14. Substance abuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you pull the spin and silly connotations out of these terms, you realise that over-eating is a closer fit for "substance abuse" than, say, smoking a spliff once in a while. The logic people use when thinking about this stuff doesn't really do it for me.

    1. Re:Substance abuse? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Man, don't underestimate the potential potency of an Oreo hangover.

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  15. Of course they're depressed... by the_skywise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They never WIN...

    YAAAYYY!!! I'm level 8...

    ooh... but I'm not level 9...

    Games like that are a sharp contrast of what you have/haven't achieved until you top out the game... and then it's on to the next game.

    1. Re:Of course they're depressed... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Hah! I am level 822545 while you haven't even crossed 200,000 yet. I can't imagine how depressed YOU are!

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    2. Re:Of course they're depressed... by cpricejones · · Score: 1

      yes but you forgot to mention: YAY I'm level 8, wow I got my wish for a silver dragon scale mail ... You've been killed by a newt.

      repeat, and that's where the depression comes in ...

    3. Re:Of course they're depressed... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      They never WIN...

      YAAAYYY!!! I'm level 8...

      ooh... but I'm not level 9...

      Games like that are a sharp contrast of what you have/haven't achieved until you top out the game... and then it's on to the next game.

      Blizzard should leverage their synergies and merge with Scientology.

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    4. Re:Of course they're depressed... by joranbelar · · Score: 1

      Another way to think of it is they win every time they level, and the next level is the next "game".

      So in fact, you're getting 60 (or 70, or 80) "mini games" in one.

    5. Re:Of course they're depressed... by fprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, the opposite of the usual UID game. Cool! (BTW, I lose to both of you)

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    6. Re:Of course they're depressed... by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      For some reason, while at level 3, gamers never just stay there and continue to lord over level 2 and 1 mobs. I wonder if you just kept making interesting quests that have level 3s continuously romping about in level 1 & 2 areas, if they would choose not to advance, even if the level cap was 50.

      There must be people out there who want to be big fish in a little pond.

    7. Re:Of course they're depressed... by edremy · · Score: 1

      This basically happens in PvP games. Consider WoW, where battlegrounds are broken up every 10 levels and there's a booming business in "twinking" level 29 or 39 characters for PvP only at those levels. Or in Age of Conan, where you can hang out in the Tortage newbie area up until about level 25 when the mobs don't give any more experience. You can however, PvP all the folks trying to level out on White Sands and the like.

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  16. Lose weight fast by ezwip · · Score: 1

    A steady diet of WoW and Crystal Meth will trim the body good.

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    1. Re:Lose weight fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A steady diet of WoW and Crystal Meth will trim the body good.

      You joke, but .. I've actually done this.

      I spent two years doing almost nothing but playing WoW and smoking meth. Yes, I lost tons of weight (too much in fact). Yes, the WoW grindfest was actually entertaining in that state of mind. Yes, when I quit meth, I realized how boring WoW was.

    2. Re:Lose weight fast by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1
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  17. In related news by eebra82 · · Score: 1

    In related news, a Norwegian study shows that World of WarCraft players at level 60 are only half as depressed as those with level 30 characters.

  18. Wrong logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they're looking at this from the wrong perspective. You'd have to BE on drugs to play everquest 2. Its not that gaming is causing drug use.

  19. You need lots of amphetamines.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to play EverQuest for 50 hours straight. It's called EverCrack for a reason.

  20. But are they more productive? by amayain · · Score: 1

    are they comfortable? do they not drink too much? have regular exercise at the gym?

  21. heyho. by apodyopsis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    so people suffer from depression and substance abuse when they spend most of their time indoors by themselves and most of their friends are virtual?

    in what fashion is this news?

    any doctor from the 50s could of predicted this given the symptoms/way of life of a hard core gamer. they'd of been horrified to learn that most of us sit in a chair for hours at a time hammering like poor possessed souls on little rows of buttons. as for junk food and long range commutes - who knows what they would of thought?

    1. Re:heyho. by oxidiser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've often wondered why gamers are the pariahs of the home entertainment world. It's much more acceptable to society if you lay on your couch all night and stare at the idiot box. I'll bet if you described the two activities to a doctor from the 50s he'd be slightly more concerned about the person doing literally NOTHING than the gamer who has to at least use his brain and move (albeit very little). I play MMOs and I'm not "hammering like [a] poor possessed soul" on my keyboard. What the hell does that even mean? People who don't play MMOs sure have a funny view of those that do. I'd wager more than 99.9% of us don't waste all of our time playing games, don't live in basements, aren't virgin, aren't fat, etc. But then again, probably most of the people who pick on gamers are TV watchers I mentioned above and they want to feel better about their sedentary activity of choice.

    2. Re:heyho. by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

      fair comment. but that "hammering on keys in a chair" I actually meant as a working place! sorry I guess I should of specified that I meant the change in the working demographic from the 50s. doh! it was clear in my head anyhow....

      good comment about couch potatoes..

    3. Re:heyho. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so people suffer from depression and substance abuse when they spend most of their time indoors by themselves and most of their friends are virtual?

      Have you ever considered that your logic may be backward?

      Perhaps depression and afflictions such as Social Anxiety Disorder drive people to play online games. You don't have to interact with people face-to-face, but can still be a "productive" member of a society.

    4. Re:heyho. by kv9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you hate your job that much why don't you quit and go do something adventurous. like, I don't know, windowcleaning skyscrapers. that sounds fucking XXXXXXXXXXXXTREME!

    5. Re:heyho. by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

      haha! nice dream, but alas like most /. readers I fear I lack the grace, fearlessness and coordination required leaping around window sills on the 50+ floor. perhaps lion taming would be more my forte!

      Monty Python had it right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y

    6. Re:heyho. by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      When you watch television, and someone walks into the room; they can casually join your activity.

      When you are gaming, this is not the case. Usually someone entering the room either interrupts you, leaves, or passively watches.

      Talking: When watching television you can talk to somebody else. Most television programs are not that interesting anyway. Gaming requires more attention, and so the gamer has to stop his gaming to respond or even listen to a question. And there is a higher chance the gamer gives a irritable response, since his character on WoW just got killed while somebody was distracting him.

      This leaves non-gamers with a negative image of gaming.

  22. That means... by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

    Their tendency to fitness caused them to abuse substances, and that caused them to attempt online games, and the subsequent grind cause them to become depressed. Ummm. The crowds they met online pressured them to start drug use, and they had to start running from the law. Ummm. Their drug abuse caused them to meet people who were into online games, and that caused... Darn. This correlation / causality stuff is hard.

    -Loyal

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  23. To be fit or an addict... by ArIck · · Score: 1

    ... is a question people should ask themselves. Which is more worth: be fitter and an addict, or be slightly obese and not an addict with no depression problems.

    I know what I would choose!

    1. Re:To be fit or an addict... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      A BMI of 28 is not "slightly obese". That's fat.

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    2. Re:To be fit or an addict... by Daswolfen · · Score: 1

      thats slightly obese to me.. mine is in the 50s

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    3. Re:To be fit or an addict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMI is bullshit and you're still an idiot. Glad to see nothing changed.

    4. Re:To be fit or an addict... by DogDude · · Score: 0, Troll

      Holy god. That's huge. Good luck with your health.

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  24. Addiction?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Study finds that Video game Addicts are prone to being addicted to other things, like drugs. News at eleven.

  25. If games had adbreaks by sleeponthemic · · Score: 1

    .. the results would be similar to that of a couch potato.

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    1. Re:If games had adbreaks by nakajoe · · Score: 1

      A fairly insightful comment; a game and take and hold interest for far longer than a TV, given the lack of breaks in interesting content.

  26. No doubt by yamamushi · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt this for one second, from all the coughing and bong water bubbling I've heard over xbox live while playing GTA4.

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  27. Gamers also found to be Hotter than average by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The study also found a surprisingly large proportion of gamers to be female, who overall had much larger breasts and smaller waists than the average American female. Males in the study had penises ranging from 2 inches longer than average to "epic" sized. 90% of males in the scientific study had six pack abs.

  28. Do your part to save the economy by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Put all your money into video games, drugs and therapy and give our economy a boost!

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  29. kind of makes sense by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    addictive personality -> substance abuse

    (yes, i said abuse, not use, as no one NEEDS to use mind-altering drugs substances on a regular basis unless they are mentally unfit)

    addictive personality -> online gaming

    online gaming is nothing more than digital crack

    now mod me into oblivion

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    1. Re:kind of makes sense by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      addictive personality -> substance abuse

      (yes, i said abuse, not use, as no one NEEDS to use internet based forums on a regular basis unless they are mentally unfit)

      addictive personality -> online forums

      internet forums are nothing more than digital crack

      now mod me into oblivion
      done

      but as long as you respect free will, you are going to have to make peace with the fact that someone somewhere will be victimized by their own ignorance

  30. Self-selected survey? by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet if you performed a self-selected survey on any group you'd get slightly better than average results.

  31. Note by soast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    depression and substance abuse = better physical condition

  32. on sadness and substance abuse by rgviza · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd agree with this. I just cancelled all of my accounts.

    I started mmo gaming to hide from a failing marriage, after marriage counseling failed. My wife started getting meaner and meaner, so I started gaming to bury myself in my office and hide from it.

    We recently decided to get a divorce. I dropped all of my accounts, started working out again and I've never been more happy in my life. "Hardcore" gamers are usually either escaping from something, or addicted to gaming. Neither situation is conducive to happiness. I'd guess that the ones who are escaping from something are more often also abusing(caffiene, pot, beer, whatever).

    I don't think gaming directly causes the unhappiness, it's caused by the circumstances surrounding the gaming. I started gaming *because* I was unhappy. Obsessive compulsive gamers tend to lose their jobs and families because of the gaming. My marriage was already on life support so it was sort of reversed.

    Casual gaming is also pretty prevalent and that's perfectly healthy. I'd bet that they'd get much different results interviewing casual gamers.

    I quit because now I have better stuff to do and the source of my pain is gone. I'm also looking better because I cook my own food out of fresh ingredients ;). I feel really bad for addicted people. They have to hit rock bottom to quit. I never had to do that. Well actually, it's probably more accurate to say I hit rock bottom before I started gaming.

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    1. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by mandelbr0t · · Score: 0, Troll

      actually, it's probably more accurate to say I hit rock bottom before I started gaming.

      Getting a divorce is rock-bottom? I bet you didn't spend any time on the street. Hint: don't try to empathize with depressed gamers, at least not if your message is "I'm better now that I'm out" ;=P

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    2. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by kv9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      started mmo gaming to hide from a failing marriage, after marriage counseling failed. [snip] We recently decided to get a divorce. I dropped all of my accounts, started working out again and I've never been more happy in my life.

      I fucking hate people like you. you just fuck up online games with your lack of commitment. why don't you just hit the bottle like a normal person would do. or drugs. something. you know, some of us do actually enjoy gaming and don't use it as a filler for a void fucking life.

      you failed at marriage. you failed at gaming. good luck "working out". hope that works out for you.

      *groan*

    3. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by joranbelar · · Score: 1

      Man, ex-gamers are worse than ex-smokers with the smug patronizing, aren't they!

    4. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree with one of your statements, at least. "I don't think gaming directly causes the unhappiness. It's caused by the circumstances surrounding the gaming."

      Gaming is, at the core, an escape mechanism. ALL of us feel the need to escape our daily lives now and then. That's why we enjoy things like watching movies. For a couple hours, we're focused on fictional characters and what's happening in THEIR lives, instead of our own. The problem is, when your life becomes something you dread returning to, you look for more and more lengthy "escapes". MMORPGs provide this type of escape, because they ACTIVELY (not passively like a movie) let you in to the make-believe world. You're a PARTICIPANT, and before long, you feel like it's really something "legitimate". (I've even seen people posting personals ads on Craigslist before where they detail their character and "clan" in their MMORPG of choice. Very telling that, given only a few paragraphs to try to define themselves, that they'd bring their gaming character into it!)

    5. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by rgviza · · Score: 1

      I'm an ex smoker too biatch. True story...

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    6. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by joranbelar · · Score: 1

      That explains it! Just remember to replace "gaming" with "gaming obsessively" so you don't cast too wide a net.

    7. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brother.

    8. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're using gaming to fill the void of kindness in your life.

      Asshole.

      *groan*

    9. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by jaguth · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a personal problem.

      Look, there are many, many ways to take your mind off negativity. Video games and/or drugs is just one option. If you want to know what else is out there, just go to a local magazine rack; they cater to a myriad of hobbies.

      Before believing what you read, try one of the other options available the next time you get divorced.

    10. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hello? Are you his unpleasant ex-wife?

    11. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur with kv9....For sometime I've been a pretty hardcore gamer. Actually i would consider myself hardcore 'Anything' it just depends in what Iâ(TM)m doing at the time. From my so called "college experience" from years ago, my job/career, trips/vacations and relationships, nothing is worth my time unless its balls to the wall. Nothing average/mediocre is worth me doing.

      I work my ass off on what ever project it may be. ill stay in the office to 4 am go to sleep under my desk for a few hrs and make my morning conference calls...I'll do what ever it takes but its not just my professional life, I've had the same habits when Iâ(TM)m gaming, in which these habits have actually carried over from gamming originally.

      Either be it games, my job, ect..I cant stand not spending time on anything useless. Why waist your time with something half-fast?...if your not going to put your full time into it. If you donâ(TM)t like it, get ride of it. But if you do, ride that little slu.t until it breaks, use every accessory, exploit every nook and cranny, and find that little hidden ashtray!

      I'd consider you a coward and a sissy for letting a woman bring down your moral, cause you to hide your tail between your legs to only burry yourself into a game. But I'm very glad your past that now....I have more to say but Iâ(TM)m going to lunch! rawr.

    12. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From which post on the WoW forums did you copy and paste this?

    13. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. So, do you think I should be concerned about my wife spending all her waking hours playing Civ?

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    14. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by not_anne · · Score: 1

      Amen to that.

      Healthy people do activities and hobbies (like gaming) because they enjoy them, not because they're avoiding something.

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    15. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by Gryle · · Score: 1

      "Hardcore" gamers are...escaping from something...
      There might be something to that. My roommate has bi-polar disorder and is what I'd consider to be a hard-core gamer. I've noticed that during his depressive episodes the amount of time he spends gaming and talking about gaming increases significantly.
      Anyone know of any literature on the subject?

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    16. Re:on sadness and substance abuse by syousef · · Score: 1

      Obsessive ANYTHING is unhealthy. To lead a healthy life you require balance. Balance between sleep and wakefulness. Balance between work and play. Balance between nutrients for your body. Balance between stress and indifference.

      Unfortunately to get good at most things, the more you do it and the harder you try the better you do. To get REALLY GOOD at something - world class - requires obsessive unhealthy commitment to that one thing. It doesn't matter if it's online gaming or sports (take a look at most olympic atheletes - very fit and in top condition but I'd still argue that 10hrs/day training ain't healthy) or IT (the guy that codes his life away) or business (the guy that's always at the office and always has his mobile switched on) or science (the guy who lives for his research and sleeps at the lab) or any really competitive job (fighter pilot/astronaut). Focusing your entire life on one aspect is always going to leave all other aspects lacking.

      So you have to determine if what you're trying to achieve is feasible and worthwhile before commiting all your time to it, and realize there's a heavy price to pay. I definitely wouldn't do it to level up at some online fantasy world.

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  33. bullshit by DragonTHC · · Score: 1, Insightful

    because we all know how well players of MMORPG games, especially eq2, represent themselves as truthfully as possible.

    they're all lying about their fitness. They're playing these sort of games because they're unhappy about their body image. So they create a new one in-game.

    The study is bullshit, it is completely worthless. The researchers might have thought about that before investing the time and money.

    This is like studying how many monkeys would fling poo if given the chance.

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    1. Re:bullshit by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      on second thought, the study might be accurate since, eq2 players rarely eat anything other than crystal meth sandwiches.

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    2. Re:bullshit by WDot · · Score: 1

      I realize this is anecdotal, but there's a big MMO following in my major. If the people who play them aren't healthy, at least they aren't visibly fat or chubby. I don't think it's as cut-and-dry as "They're playing these sort of games because they're unhappy about their body image." Making generalizations is just as silly as badly conducting a study.

    3. Re:bullshit by Timedout · · Score: 1

      Consensus is that people do not lie on surveys. Or the fraction who do lie is so small that it is statistically insignificant. Everyone who has taken Stats 101 knows that!

    4. Re:bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you saying that I AM NOT the 200 pounds, 6'5" tall, barbarian with a sculpted body?

    5. Re:bullshit by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      200 lb and 6'5"?

      Man... That's one lanky-ass barbarian. Prolly get your sculpted ass kicked across the Badlands by the little amazon in the chainmail bikini...

    6. Re:bullshit by Omestes · · Score: 1

      They're playing these sort of games because they're unhappy about their body image. So they create a new one in-game. [citation needed]

      I've been playing video games since I was 6, am not overweight (6'4" 185lbs), and have no body issue problems. So... did I kill your premise yet?

      I'd say these people who drink 30 protein shakes a day, and hang out with other half naked men talking about their pectoral muscles have a body image problem. Anyone actually obsessed with being FIT has a body image problem. I walk, can go jogging (if I didn't find it idiotic), often go on 15+ mile day hikes, so why should I be FITTER, when I'm fit enough to be healthy, and capable of carrying out my day to day activities? When anything becomes a way of life it is generally a cover for a deeper mental hang-up.

      And yes, I play MMOs. Why? Because I enjoy it, and enjoy the company. Also, as stated, I've been playing games since I was 6, as have a lot of people. Gaming isn't really all that weird or aberrant anymore, why do we treat it so?

      Look at the sales statistics of video games, its hard to be a fringe culture with that many people doing it.

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  34. What do *you* do to stay in shape? by Chief_Wiggum · · Score: 1

    I attend a Uechi-ryu Karate club twice a week at my college. It keeps me in shape, and gets me pumped to blast a few baddies in Team Fortress 2.

  35. Depression? Really? by lupine_stalker · · Score: 3, Funny

    I resent the implication that we gamers suffer from problems with depression. I mean, with the amount of Ecstasy I've downed over the past 24 hours I should be well past carefree until Sunday, at least!

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  36. BMI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The body mass index (BMI), or Quetelet index, is a statistical measurement which compares a person's weight and height. (Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Mass_Index)

    It is not a measurement of physical health, just a ratio which may or may not be indicative. Watch Pen and Tellers Bullshit for more on this.

  37. Forgive me if it's already been said... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

    But this is not news to me.

    Most gamers I've met online are either hulking musclemen capable of deftly engaging multiple attackers with heavy broadswords, or extremely sexy, scantily clad women with ample busts and magical prowess.

    Or dwarves.

  38. Drug Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The downside, however, was the gamers reported more cases of depression and substance abuse than their compatriots."

    Quite true, I imagine the gamers have easier access to Workman's Elixir of Transcendence and Noxious Remedy.

  39. As usual, xkcd explains it by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 1
  40. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "US researchers quizzed players of the role-playing game EverQuest II"

    Of course they're sad, they're playing Everquest II!

  41. Did they survey them IN PERSON? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because if not, every male you speak to in an MMO is either 6'2", well muscled, former special forces soldier who is proficient in at least two forms of martial arts.

    Unless they're pretending to be a girl for all the attention and free loot.

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  42. Fairly obvious really by james_bray · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many gamers are socially inept...
    Gamers want GF/BF so they keep themselves trim...
    Gamers dont get GF/BF so they get depressed/abuse substances.

    QED

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    1. Re:Fairly obvious really by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Many gamers are socially inept..."
      False

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    2. Re:Fairly obvious really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many gamers are socially inept...

      I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! WTF is wrong with you people???

    3. Re:Fairly obvious really by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Hey! I have people skills.

      I just have a much more strict definition of "people".

  43. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fitter, happier, more productive

  44. Escapism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Video games, particularly the role playing ones, are escapist. Who the hell wants to deal with their boring-ass and mediocre life. Perhaps to deal with their depression and dissatisfaction with life they are medicating themselves with fantasy and role based games.

  45. They couldn't be sadder than I think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I think they're pretty sad, alright!

  46. EverQuest II Age Median by Yeorwned · · Score: 0

    The median age for EverQuest II is actually quite high, around 35 on the last public survey. So the body indexes posted are actually quite nice for that age range, compared to the 13 year old World of Warcraft gamers...

  47. EQII by Tykho · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be depressed if all I played was Everquest too.

  48. As a former World Record holder, I can attest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... at least to the emotional part of it. Games tend to be an escape from the cruel real world. Sooner or later, as you get old enough, you find yourself not having as much free time to devote to your game of expertise. This happens especially once you're trying to get a career going. The passion to play is still there, but the motivation to continue to set World Records becomes increasingly unrealistic. You no longer feel that you can compete with today's younger gamers because they have more time to devote and you don't.

    So yes, the "sadder" part applies even to those who are (or were) the best at a particular aspect of particular games.

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  49. I've said it before and I'll say it again by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's only abuse if the drugs don't consent!

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  50. This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everquest 2 players have an average penis size over 24 inches long. More at 11.

  51. Strange average by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    US researchers quizzed players of the role-playing game EverQuest II, and found adult gamers to be in better physical condition than the average American

    Isn't that kind of like saying "the average airplane is smaller than a Boeing 747"?

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  52. MMORPGers are depressed becasue by geekoid · · Score: 1

    we play games whose goal is to not make you feel satisified when you occomplish a large goal. There is no end.

    I would love to see an MMORPG that has an end.

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    1. Re:MMORPGers are depressed becasue by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      The beauty of an MMORPG is that there is an end, and the end is when you decide it is so. Some get too engrossed with the social interaction. Others have an abundance of pent up imagination that they would like to release, granted, there are better ways to release imagination.

      Other typical games tell you when it's done and over with. You'll finish the last level, kill the final boss, and see some cut-scenes and credits. With an MMORPG, it takes a lot of discipline to determine when you want it to end.

      Games with PvE interaction do typically have a "last boss" and end-game content. Then there are games like Counterstrike that will never end, because there is no real story behind it.

  53. Gamers and substances.. by pev · · Score: 1

    The downside, however, was the gamers reported more cases of depression and substance abuse than their compatriots.

    This is meaningless. However if they'd differentiated between substance use and substance abuse it would have been quite an interesting comparison.

  54. I agree by koan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am fitter than most of my co workers and I game quite a bit, FPS only these days as RPG's are to addictive.
      I can see why there would be more depression and substance abuse, after all they don't call it "Evercrack" for nothing, and video games are just another escape like drugs or alcohol for some people.

    I think it stems from lack of control / feelings of powerlessness in real life and when they game (especially RPG'S) there is a feeling of control and power, escapism at its finest.

    In either case I chose to only play quake style FPS (TF2, Quakewars, ETC) instead of RPG's, because in an RPG I wind up putting more effort into the game than I do my own "real life".
    FPS I just shoot characters for a few hours and I am done no character to worry about.

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  55. Impossible by CSMatt · · Score: 1

    South Park has shown irrefutable evidence that long exposure to WoW causes obesity, acne, and the use of internet slang in real life. And we all know that South Park never lies.

  56. oh look its procrasti by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    responding to my posts has become an addictive personality disorder marker for him

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  57. "correlation is not causation" by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    has become a self-reflexive meme, especially on slashdot, used without thought

    well guess what: finding a correlation is the first step in establishing causation, and it is entirely logical to conjecture a causative arrangement once a correlative conneciton has been established

    so in the future, i would suggest that you, and anyone else reading this comment who loves vomiting "correlation is not causation" as a substitute for actual thought, to spell out exactly why you think there is no causative arrangement here, or in any other discussion

    because i, and many others i think here on slashdot and elsewhere are pretty sick of the smarmy "correlation is not causation" kneejerk response

    its nothing more than intellectual laziness at best, but most usually intellectual dishonesty

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    1. Re:"correlation is not causation" by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > spell out exactly why you think there is no causative arrangement here

      I bet you also hate "you can't prove a negative." I hate that one too.

    2. Re:"correlation is not causation" by Thiez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are right. Even the article is tagged "correlation is not causation". Nowhere in the article or the summary is said 'Gaming causes X'. If anyone has bothered to read it (Welcome, you must be new here, haha we're having so much fun) they would have noticed that the researchers SPECULATE on causes for the differences between gamers and other people, but they don't say X causes Y. Because they know that they can't prove that. Because they KNOW "correlation is not causation".

      GGP says:

      > It's a shame, because it affects the conclusion. IMHO it should be -

      But there is no conclusion in the article, EXCEPT for concluding that the stereotype of gamers being overweight is incorrect. They support this 'conclusion' by gathering statistics, by making an observation. No correlation or causation was involved.

      > because i, and many others i think here on slashdot and elsewhere are pretty sick of the smarmy "correlation is not causation" kneejerk response

      Aye. I hate how stories keep getting tagged 'correlationisnotcausation' for no good reason. Whenever a headline says 'X linked to Y' we get that tag, but those articles rarely suggest 'X causes Y', because the scientists ain't crazy either, so the tag just stands there to remind us how clever we all are on /. .

    3. Re:"correlation is not causation" by eric-x · · Score: 1

      >spell out exactly why you think there is no causative arrangement here
      What the hell are you talking about, no one said there is no causative arrangement. He said it's not the same as correlation.

      From the article:
      The downside, however, was that the gamers reported more cases of depression and substance abuse than their compatriots. "They may be drawn to use the game to help deal with emotional distress,"

      One /. user observes that the misuse of 'abuse' may result in exaggerated conclusions. Two conclusions are mentioned:
      "Games depress people and are a gateway to drug use!"
      "Drug use causes depression and can lead to gaming!"

      gaming->depression->drug usage
      drug usage->depression->gaming

      A second /. user points out that these conclusions are not necessary valid because correlation is not causation, another possible conclusion is:
      "Depressed people more likely to self medicate with drugs and computer games!"

      depression->gaming+drug usage

      I don't see what problem you have with that, even the article seems to support the last conclusion: emotional_distress->gaming

    4. Re:"correlation is not causation" by flonker · · Score: 1

      My correlation is not causation argument was a direct response to the parent, http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=968167&cid=25053519 and I was merely pointing out that the parent missed a possible direction of causation. Look at my whole post, (it's short!), and compare the causative flow of my hypothesis to his hypotheses.

      To be frank, your response seems more like a kneejerk response than mine, although I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were also replying to the tag on the original article, but one can read the tag as a warning to the reader not to make that faulty leap of logic instead of reading it as saying the article did make that leap.

    5. Re:"correlation is not causation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The default scientific view is skepticism. The most conservative conclusions must be drawn from the experiment. In this case, as with virtually all similar cases, the burden of proof lies on the people attempting to show that there is a causation.

      When someone says "correlation is not causation", they mean only one thing: the study in question has shown a correlation, and it is incorrect without further data or thought to presume that there is (or is not) a causative link.

      Yes, it is often reasonable to *conjecture* a causative link if a correlation has been shown. It remains pure speculation until some proof exists. Sadly, this is often overlooked and studies showing correlation are grossly overstated. Hence the knee-jerk reaction: we are all reminding ourselves and others of the dangers of jumping to conclusions, which is truly an intellectually lazy and dishonest thing to do.

    6. Re:"correlation is not causation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, finding correlation is a step in establishing causation, but the intellectual laziness and dishonesty lies in concluding from nothing more than correlation and personal preferences for result. Simply mentioning that the collected data also supports a different conclusion is maybe boring, but not dishonest.

  58. if you lived in society by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where all drugs were 100% legal, including meth, heroin, cocaine, etc., the use of these substances would still be seen as a mental health issue

    because it is not mentally normal to need a foreign substance to support your brain chemistry

    it may be harmless, yes, but look at any cigarette smoker and you pretty much have a compelling picture of the parasitism that is substance addiction

    anyone who doesn't NEED drugs understands what i am talking about

    and if you say you don't NEED a certain drug, and are right now formulating a rationalization against these words of mine, then congratulations: you are probably an addict. an addict needs a hard, reactive wall of rationalization to convince themselves to constantly need a foregin substance for their brain chemistry

    in fact your words above "an indicator that the person has little regard for this area of law, and may be disconnected from society/not buy into its values" screams rationalization

    using drugs has absolutely nothing to do with being countercultural. there are many people who buy all of a society's questionable values who become addicts (rush limbaugh) and there are plenty of counterculture icons who don't use drugs at all

    or, put another way, when it comes to being counterculture and using drugs, correlation is not causation ;-)

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    1. Re:if you lived in society by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "where all drugs were 100% legal, including meth, heroin, cocaine, etc., the use of these substances would still be seen as a mental health issue"

      Those ones you mentioned, perhaps so. Other substances less so, clearly depending on whether people are exhibiting addictive behaviour.

      "because it is not mentally normal to need a foreign substance to support your brain chemistry"

      Agreed. Where exactly was "need" mentioned?

      "anyone who doesn't NEED drugs understands what i am talking about"

      I don't understand what you're talking about and it's been years since I transgressed the law in this area. You've jumped straight from me saying "not all drug use is abuse" to accusing me of being an addict.

      "and if you say you don't NEED a certain drug, and are right now formulating a rationalization against these words of mine, then congratulations: you are probably an addict. an addict needs a hard, reactive wall of rationalization to convince themselves to constantly need a foregin substance for their brain chemistry"

      You're barking up the wrong tree mate. My complaint was the immediate anti-drug stance (i.e. no qualification of the word abuse) taken by the media. You're the one coming up with talk about addiction, habits etc.

      "in fact your words above "an indicator that the person has little regard for this area of law, and may be disconnected from society/not buy into its values" screams rationalization"

      Please explain. It is now very commonplace for people to smoke weed, however doing so implies a disregard for the law of the land. It does not necessarily imply addiction, any more than going for a beer with your buddies after work implies alcoholism.

      "using drugs has absolutely nothing to do with being countercultural."

      Didn't say it did, I said it implied lack of respect for that area of law and not buying into society's values, notably the ones that brought that law into being and keep it in place.

      "there are many people who buy all of a society's questionable values who become addicts (rush limbaugh) and there are plenty of counterculture icons who don't use drugs at all"

      Again with the addiction! I would also suggest that Rush does not buy into the crap he spews forth.

      "there are plenty of counterculture icons who don't use drugs at all"

      So?

      "or, put another way, when it comes to being counterculture and using drugs, correlation is not causation ;-)"

      Yes, but when it comes to taking illegal drugs you are breaking the law, this shows explicitly that you don't respect that part of the law or the social values that brought it into being and keep it there. It's pretty simple.

      I'm not trying to paint some sort of counterculture mystique here, just say it is possible to use some of these things without being or becoming an addict or an "abuser", and that if you do you probably don't fully buy into the values of the society you find yourself in as you are going directly against them.

    2. Re:if you lived in society by hesiod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > if you say you don't NEED a certain drug, and are right now formulating a rationalization against these words of mine, then congratulations: you are probably an addict.

      False dichotomy much? If someone smokes pot once a month, then they are a dirty addict? Once a year? Once a week? Once a day, just because they enjoy it so much?

    3. Re:if you lived in society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear Hear Nursie!

      I lived outside the law for most of my life and I rarely see anyone "in society" who has a lick of sense when it comes to dope. When I saw the "Nursie" nick I assumed that you'd be wrong too, but I was wrong this time. I agree with everything you said. It's refreshing to see someone on "the other side" who can actually talk about drugs without an explicit political agenda.

      I've been "retired" for over a decade now but I still have zero respect for the drug laws that are so hypocritical. Alcohol is legal but Pot's not? WTF? I suppose I'll always be an outlaw in spirit even though I'm very careful not to break any laws today, not even the stupid ones.

      Thank you for your honesty,

      A Former Outlaw

      PS: I'd tell you where I "worked" but then I'd have to kill you.

    4. Re:if you lived in society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it is not mentally normal to need a foreign substance to support your brain chemistry

      Food is a foreign substance.

    5. Re:if you lived in society by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      You're so wrong it hurts.

      Firstly, your argument is the intellectual equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and saying "LALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALALA".

      You say anyone who doesn't NEED drugs will understand (and ostensibly agree with) you, but anyone who *claims* they don't NEED drugs is clearly just both wrong and an addict in denial.

      Not all drug use is habitual, and not all habitual drug use is detrimental. Yet you seem to think that anybody who claims to not NEED a certain drug actually has a *constant* "need for a foregin(sic) substance for their brain chemistry".

      Stop bandying about the alteration of brain chemistry like you're afraid of somebody contaminating or stealing your precious bodily fluids. LIFE alters brain chemistry.
      And I note in your sig something about a horror movie? Guess what. Horror movies are a drug -- they alter brain chemistry! That's why people like them! YOU FUCKING DIRTY ADDICT YOU!

      In other words, get off your high horse.

      No, I don't use drugs. Aside from drinking. Occasionally. What MADD would consider hardcore alcoholism -- but those crazy bitches are nothing but teetotalling prohibitionists in disguise anyway.

      Getting drunk is no less reprehensible than riding a roller coaster or getting into impassioned arguments. In all cases, it is the frequency of repetition that creates the problem and not the individual incident itself.

      Welcome to the wider world of human experience.

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    6. Re:if you lived in society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm.. much like the average person seems to have no regard what so ever for traffic law. Love how some people seem to think that speed limits are just a sugestion. In this they don't respect that part of the law as well. Unfortunatly as a child grows and matures, and thier parents do this, they soon learn that laws aremeaningless unless they get caught.

  59. Conclusions are a stretch by Conficio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "US researchers quizzed players of the role-playing game EverQuest II"

    To conclude from a random quiz of a single game anything about a much broader community "gamers" is a far stretch.

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  60. i actually disagree with you, but thank you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    for actually spelling out why you think correlation is not causation, rather than simply smugly and smarmily vomiting "correlation is not causation" without any thought and thinking that is sufficient

    you are an intellectually honest person

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  61. I've met you in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what sport were you a div1 athlete in? ping pong?

    1. Re:I've met you in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've met me in real life, I'm hope I let you know that you are a douchebag.

    2. Re:I've met you in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I felt the same way. We were both polite enough though.

    3. Re:I've met you in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have me mistaken for someone else then; I'm not polite.

    4. Re:I've met you in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't call you polite, just polite enough to not completely piss me off. and seeing your pic on your website, I'm not mistaken. anyways, what sport?

    5. Re:I've met you in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was an All-American swimmer in HS and went on to a nearly worthless career in DI.

  62. Potatoes and potions don't mix by logfish · · Score: 1

    You can't eat your chips AND cast all those spells. Also turning BMI into "fitness" is stupid!

  63. Well of course... by Schnoogs · · Score: 0

    ...we suffer from depression more. Wouldn't you if you had to deal with the constant delays, vaporware, console wars, exclusives, etc???

    Gaming is serious business and takes a toll on the senses. I routinely play with a box of Kleenex nearby.

    1. Re:Well of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to catch your sausage tears amirite?

    2. Re:Well of course... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I routinely play with a box of Kleenex nearby.

      If you want to play Bishujuo games, that's your business. You didn't need to tell us.

  64. Dead on by SeePage87 · · Score: 1

    Besides play games, pretty much all I do is work out, drink and smoke weed.

  65. Lies, damn lies, and Sony by billcopc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While everyone else is lying about their health, I'm going to be brutally honest:

    1. I'm 300lbs
    2. I imbibe a gallon or two of beer/liquor each week
    3. Cocaine's a hell of a drug
    4. Nethack, baby!

    All that to say: there is absolutely no unique correlation between gaming habits and fitness. You could have any hobby/pastime in the world, if you overdo it, it can be bad for your health. If you knit 23 hours a day, you're (hopefully) gonne die. If you run marathons 23 hours a day, you're definitely gonna die.

    Hell, if you jerk off 23 hours a day, you're gonna die (and be featured on CSI:Miami).

    Someone needs to lay the fuck off of gamers. Just because a bunch of nutso kids in Columbine liked to play Doom, doesn't mean gamers should be treated as odd little lab rats.

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    1. Re:Lies, damn lies, and Sony by ibmjones · · Score: 1

      If you run marathons 23 hours a day, you're definitely gonna die

      Somebody never heard of Ultramarathons:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarathon

    2. Re:Lies, damn lies, and Sony by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna be featured on CSI:MIAMI ... w00t!

      Also, I'm depressed because I can't find more real life gamers. Each time I change jobs or someone else gets employed where I'm working I always casually ask about if they have an interest in games (being that I work in IT I'd hoped it was more common than I'm finding), and more often than not the answer is that they don't have any.

      So yeah I'm depressed, but only because I feel like my entertainment pasttime/hobby/whatever is repeatedly singled out like we're some sort group of freaks, and that it's basically completely acceptable in a social environment to look down upon people that play games, and then when I do find someone that 'is into' games, that simply tends to mean that they are a huge fanboy of one particular console producer in particular.

    3. Re:Lies, damn lies, and Sony by billcopc · · Score: 1

      more often than not the answer is that they don't have any

      There's a big difference between an IT guy and a true geek. I'd say the ratio is 10:1, meaning you'd better work somewhere big and faceless if you have any hope of meeting gamers.

      Me, I remember when the first WoW expansion was released. About half the techs called in sick, HR thought there was some bad flu epidemic! Hehe... but that was a shit job, really.

      Really the best thing you can probably do is pop in a chat room or some gaming forums. Don't tell them I said this, but some torrent communities are pretty awesome for finding like-minded geeks. There's one in particular that has a (voluntary) Google map where people stick little pegs with their nick, so you can find out who's local to you. At that point, all you need to do is organize a meet & greet on wing night and get your little gamer club going.

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  66. huh? by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Redundant

    society takes a firm stance against child abuse

    therefore, according to your logic on drugs, this makes people abuse children

    uh... dude, you fail at logic here, hard

    "I'm not trying to paint some sort of counterculture mystique here, just say it is possible to use some of these things without being or becoming an addict or an "abuser", and that if you do you probably don't fully buy into the values of the society you find yourself in as you are going directly against them."

    this is two competely UNRELATED issues

    1. addiction: marijuana should be legal. it isn't addictive, biochemically. end of story. but the legality of every drug should be considered on a case-by-case basis. something like heroin or methamphetamine: taking these drugs and not becoming an addict is like speeding 100 mph on the highway and not getting in an accident. theoretically possible, but just a matter of time until you are an addict. its biochemistry at work here, nothing about counterculture at all. the legal status of every drug must be considered separately, according to pharamacological fact. marijuana, according to pharmacological fact, clearly needs to be legalized. something like methamphetamine, meanwhile, examining nothing but pharmacological fact, should be completely illegal

    2. countercultural values: HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ADDICTION. completely unrelated issue. stop trying to mix these issues together, you are simply failing hard

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    1. Re:huh? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "society takes a firm stance against child abuse

      therefore, according to your logic on drugs, this makes people abuse children"

      No, I'm saying that by taking illegal drugs a person does not fall in line with the particular subset of prevalent societal rules values concerned with use of illegal substances.

      "1. addiction: marijuana should be legal. it isn't addictive, biochemically. end of story. but the legality of every drug should be considered on a case-by-case basis"

      yes, I've read your stance on this many times over the last several years and don't entirely disagree.

      "2. countercultural values: HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ADDICTION."

      I agree with that as well. However, as mentioned before, taking any illegal substance puts you at odds with at least a small subset of societal values.

      You don't really seem to be disagreeing with my original point any more, just ranting. But then I shouldn't be suprised, I am talking to CTS...

  67. Welcome to the tail by OldMiner · · Score: 1

    It's long, and it's lonely, but we can make this tail home. Don't mind those two squiggly deltas off to the side. They're not of our concern.

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  68. habituation can occur with anything by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    playing videogames, cracking your knuckles, smoking marijuana, hiring prostitutes to defecate on your feet: all harmless

    occasionally, it is harmful. with something like heroin, or methamphetamine, or cocaine, it is clearly harmful, for strictly medical reasons, not because of retarded social conservative values

    furthermore, you are flat out wrong above: no one smokes nicotine once a day because they clearly enjoy it. they do it because they are biochemically addicted

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    1. Re:habituation can occur with anything by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "playing videogames, cracking your knuckles, smoking marijuana, hiring prostitutes to defecate on your feet: all harmless"

      With the possible caveat that smoking anything is probably not great for you, agreed.

      "occasionally, it is harmful. with something like heroin, or methamphetamine, or cocaine, it is clearly harmful, for strictly medical reasons, not because of retarded social conservative values"

      And I don't disagree here either. What are you trying to say?

      "furthermore, you are flat out wrong above: no one smokes nicotine once a day because they clearly enjoy it. they do it because they are biochemically addicted"

      Where did I say that?

      Again - my complaint is that "drug abuse" is not qualified in the original story and that using illegal substances puts you at odds with some of society's values. This includes (and my primary thought here was about) weed, which is likely what most of the gamers who have been fingered as "abusers" are into. So doing something harmless (your word) like smoking weed leads to at least a small amount of dissafection with the society you're in, by the very nature of the act, without even considering the effects.

  69. Correlation/Causation by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    Just because *you* turned to gaming as a way to avoid real life issues, that doesn't mean its true for everyone else.

    There are lots of people who spend a lot of time playing games and are not adversely affected by it I suspect. Some people play games because they like the intellectual challenge of an interactive experience and not just because they want to avoid real life.

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  70. i have a third nominee: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "that's a strawman argument"

    (smack's forehead)

    people hurl "strawman" all the time when you are trying to establish an analogy or broaden the discussion. as if it is actually supposed to mean anything, as if it is a valid retort. saying "i don't wish to broaden the subject matter, i wish to focus on this narrow topic" or "i think your analogy is flawed and here's why..." are, meanwhile, valid and useful replies. parroting "strawman!" meanwhile means absolutely nothing

    dear logic 101 flunkies:

    we, here at slashdot and elsewhere on the wider web, are not very impressed when you puff out your chest and say:

    1. "correlation is not causation"
    2. "you can't prove a negative"
    3. "that's a strawman argument"

    we understand what these concepts mean. we understood those concepts long before we formulated the words you are responding to. the 3 statements above in no way dispel the points we made. you haven't in any way formulated a valid reply when you say one of these 3 things. at the very best, you've made a smarmy, thoughtless, smug, self-satisfied kneejerk effort that does not, in fact, say anything valuable whatsoever

    please next, time, try to put a little intellectual effort in your reply, or don't bother replying at all. uttering one of the 3 phrases above simply prove you are intellectually lazy or intellectually dishonest

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    1. Re:i have a third nominee: by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Strawman is the only proper response when someone misrepresents your views and then argues against them though. You could go through and dissect exactly why you don't think that way, but it's usually the case that the previous individual has painted your views in a childish and insulting way, such that gracing them with a response other than "Those aren't my opinions, that's a nice straw man you have there" is not worth the effort.

      The other two piss me off though.

    2. Re:i have a third nominee: by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

      well... what if someone, like you describe, instead of accusing someone of a straw man argument, actually constructs a straw man argument? We can call that a straw man argument, right? I mean, if P(flunked logic) then Q(writes "that's a strawman argument" on slashdot), and ~P(did not flunk logic), therefore ~Q(NOT writing "that's a strawman argument" on slashdot) - it sounds like someone is denying the antecedent. And we here at slashdot will not have our antecedents denied.

    3. Re:i have a third nominee: by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      You forgot one:

      1. "correlation is not causation"

      2. "you can't prove a negative"

      3. "that's a strawman argument"

      4. "Profit!"

  71. crugs by Dgawld · · Score: 1

    I've end game raided EQ2 on shrooms. All i can say is that the colors are vibrant and i purposely sacrificed FPS for quality haha. I was a Fury (Healer/dps hybrid) and in the endgame you basically just heal so clicking ctrl+1 , ctrl+2, ctrl+3, run forward, take a left, rinse, repeat was quite simple.

  72. Bad Statistics/ bad study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These results can be explained away just by the fact that gamers are, on average, younger than the average American, and therefore, less obese, etc

  73. Or.. by Baavgai · · Score: 1

    Put another way, players of EQ2 are more likely to be on drugs. It all makes sense now.

  74. an analogy, perhaps: by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Fred observes some kids playing with fireworks. The fireworks set fire to some dry grass, and the fire begins to grow towards some parkland. Fred goes over to the kids and admonishes them, telling them they are wrong for playing with fireworks when it is not New Years or the Fourth of July, then Fred storms off.

    What is the point of this analogy?

    The children violated social norms, BUT ITS NOT THE POINT, NOR AN EVEN VAGUELY IMPORTANT ISSUE

    and yet you continue to conflate counterculture and drug use in your thinking

    why?

    my advice to you is to stop, think, and understand that one is an entirely different subject matter than the other

    because comments of yours like "I'm saying that by taking illegal drugs a person does not fall in line with the particular subset of prevalent societal rules values concerned with use of illegal substances" is 100% accurate

    but COMPLETELY POINTLESS

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    1. Re:an analogy, perhaps: by Nursie · · Score: 1

      The children violated social norms, BUT ITS NOT THE POINT, NOR AN EVEN VAGUELY IMPORTANT ISSUE

      It is if you're talking about the effects of said violation being a possible detachment from society and minor depression. NOT, note well, NOT anything to do with counterculture, or any fucking culture at all.

      "because comments of yours like "I'm saying that by taking illegal drugs a person does not fall in line with the particular subset of prevalent societal rules values concerned with use of illegal substances" is 100% accurate

      but COMPLETELY POINTLESS"

      Yet you chose to pick a fight over it and try to widen the terms of that fight into an argument over legality and addictiveness, something so far outside the terms of my original comment that it's ridiculous. You introduced the term "counterculture". You brought up addiction when I hadn't mentioned a specific substance, let alone made claims about its properties. You went on a totally off-topic rant. Pat yourself on the back CTS, it's another great day.

  75. Should be Gobal gamers are fitter than Americans by JTsyo · · Score: 1

    EQ2 is probably played by a good about of global gamers. Maybe it just means their couch potatoes are fitter than the average Americans.

  76. you're kind of weird by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    its like you are highjacking the subject matter

    so: absolute, 100% agreement with everything you said above

    with the caveat that your observations about social values and drug use/ videogame playing are completely trivial and pointless!

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    1. Re:you're kind of weird by Nursie · · Score: 1

      WTF?!?!?

      If your intent was to introduce misdirection and confuse the hell out of me then I salute you sir, job well done.

  77. Games don't make you fit by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    But substance abuse does improve fitness. Perhaps it's hard to be overweight when you're a hardcore junkie

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  78. dude by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    all i am saying is that you overly focus on societal values, when their influence is at best esoteric and minimal

    societal values exert a force in this world, absolutely

    but habituation and addiction are unrelated phenomena

    so, when you want to get to the bottom of the motivations behind excessive drug use/ video game playing, you examine the phenomena of habituation and addiction

    focusing on societal values in this context, meanwhile, is like a random tangential obscure footnote

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    1. Re:dude by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "societal values exert a force in this world, absolutely

      but habituation and addiction are unrelated phenomena"

      And I don't disagree.

      "so, when you want to get to the bottom of the motivations behind excessive drug use/ video game playing, you examine the phenomena of habituation and addiction"

      But that's not what we're discussing. We're discussing the article at hand which simply throws out the "abuse" line when in all likelihood they mean that more of them smoke a bit of pot.

      focusing on societal values in this context, meanwhile, is like a random tangential obscure footnote

      If we were talking about anything like what you seem to think we're talking about, sure. Whatever.

  79. Wow by ghjm · · Score: 1

    The most amazing finding from the study: There are actually still 7000 active EQ2 players.

  80. Understandable by Sciros · · Score: 1

    If all I played was Everquest II then I'd be depressed, too.

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  81. no, strawman, is NOT the proper response by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the issue is scope of argument. an illustration:

    person A assumes the scope of the issue at hand is narrow
    person B assumes the scope is broad
    person A makes a conjecture
    person B refutes that conjecture, alluding to other concepts in play
    person A yells "strawman" because he sees concepts being discussed outside of the assumed scope his comments were made in

    plenty of times, both person A and person B have failed, because they didn't agree on the scope of the discussion at hand beforehand

    however, plenty of subject matter are irreducibly complex. such that it is natural and superior to assume a broader scope. it is also more intellectually cautious and prudent to consider a broader scope, to look for more potential pitfalls in your thinking

    such that the person assuming a tiny narrow scope is in fact committing a logical failure by not properly recognizing that complexity. and then they shout "strawman" because the scope is broader than they assume

    no, wrong

    someone who limits their scope of argument severely, in a subject matter that can be nothing but broad and complex, is demonstrating a fragility and dimness of mind, by not recognizing that the scope is wider than they see it to be. so in the illustration above, person A is especially heinous in topics that are incredibly broad and complex, where you HAVE to comment broadly to say anything of value

    we both agree that one commits the strawman fallacy by going above and beyond the scope of someone's initial comments. but sometimes you HAVE to go into a wide scope of commentary to say anything of any interest or value, depending on the complexity of the subject matter

    and then when you are faced with someone who shouts "strawman!" in return, you can do nothing but let your jaw fly open in dismay at the simpleton dancing before you, smugly convinced they have captured you in a logical error, when it is they who don't even properly understand the broadness and complexity of the issue they are involving themselves in

    people who shout "strawman" a lot are, in short, nothing but dolts and cretins, because they assert painfully limited and simplistic limitations on their thoughts, and protest at any attempt at broadening the issue, as it most often needs to be broadened, to say anything valid

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    1. Re:no, strawman, is NOT the proper response by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "we both agree that one commits the strawman fallacy by going above and beyond the scope of someone's initial comments."

      True, but it's appropriate in cases of blatant misrepresentation. Going above and beyond the original narrow scope of a conversation is not necessarily a straw man, but anticipating and attacking your interlocutor's responses to a particular issue is often crossing the line.

      It is thrown around too much and in the wrong situations, I'll grant you that.

  82. what!? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you just made my mind asplode

    "We're discussing the article at hand which simply throws out the "abuse" line when in all likelihood they mean that more of them smoke a bit of pot."

    okaaaaaaaaaay

    so using the concept of video game "abuse" is just shorthand for accusing someone of being a pothead

    **boom**

    dude, can i have some of what you are smoking? ...and, yes right now i am accusing you of smoking pot!

    because i can't imagine anything other than inebriation which would so firmly establish in your mind the connection beween the supposed issue of videogame "abuse" and "reefer madness"

    actually, if you had said the crusade against supposed video game "abuse" is something like the hysteria on display in "reefer madness", i would agree with you

    but no. you want to say that someone who is worried about supposed video game "abuse" is also implicitly accusing supposed videogame "abusers" of also being potheads

    huh?

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    1. Re:what!? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "so using the concept of video game "abuse" is just shorthand for accusing someone of being a pothead"

      Eh, no. TFA (even TFS) say there are higher rates of substance abuse in people who play computer games regularly. i contend that the term "abuse", used in close proximity with the term "substance" is thrown around with scant regard for the most likely underlying reality - that these folks are more likely to smoke weed than the general population.

      "dude, can i have some of what you are smoking? ...and, yes right now i am accusing you of smoking pot!"

      If I had some I'd surely oblige, but as I say, it's been a while.

    2. Re:what!? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      To butt into this amusing dialogue. I would point to the use (and abuse) of the term "abuse". Can "abusing" pot, "abusing" video games, and "abusing" heroin/PCP/crack all be considered in the same class? The term itself is vague.

      This, I think, the the nexus of misunderstanding.

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  83. This case needs some control by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    You might come to the conclusion that the subject changes state when you test it, but is not the case.

    I assume they also claim to have more than 0 girlfriends, which would be clear indication that the test is flawed since EQ2 and love life cannot both be true at the same time.

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  84. i appreciate the concession by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and in return i will concede that there are plenty of propagandizers and propaganda victims who do in fact commit straw man fallacies heinously and maliciously or out of mind-washed blindness

    but if they are mind-washed, your efforts are fruitless and you are wasting your time. better to say nothing and leave than say "strawman"

    and if they are mind-washers, it is more useful to respond with something more than "strawman": actually illustrate the strawman misrepresentation they are making, and turn the propagandizer's mistruths against them

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  85. Pizza command in EQ2 by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    This is curious..

    Let us not forget that Everquest II was the only MMORPG to offer a slash pizza command a few years ago that opened up a browser window for you to place an online Pizza Hut order.

    Research (at the time) must have indicated that there was a market for such a command.

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  86. just to piss you off, i'll reply by saying by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    correlation is not causation

    (sorry, i'm aiming for humor now ;-)

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  87. Ok, enough by QZTR · · Score: 1

    I'm the AC who replied to you earlier in this thread, the one with years of experience as a substance abuse treament professional.

    As someone who spent a great deal of time and energy learning about the ins and outs of substance use/abuse, I can say, unequivocally

    YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

         

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  88. thanks, cretin by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Informative

    imagine a continuum running from water to sugar to caffeine to methamphetamine

    sonmewhere within that continuum you begin to develop legal restrictions on what is ok to use and what is not

    i mean we can argue about gun control law too. but if i say i am for gun control laws, that doesn't mean i want to control your thoughts as well. likewise, if i am against gun control laws, that also doesn't mean i want everyone to have free access to plutonium

    see how complicated that is cretin? arguing about moderate limits has nothing to do with extreme examples of harmlessness or harmfulness

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    1. Re:thanks, cretin by QZTR · · Score: 1

      None of which has anything to do with the fact that you're wrong on your facts and, frankly, too ignorant on this subject ot have an intelligent opinion.

      Seriously, I'm a professional in this industry and you really sound like a fucking idiot.

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  89. A sample of one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel really low sometimes
    I play games sometimes
    I use illegal drugs sometimes

    For me, the three usually occur at the same time - the primary is depression, the other two are an escape from that depression.
    When I'm not feeling low I'm clever enough to look after my body.

    It must be my problem that the latest TV phone-to-vote-for-something doesn't help me ignore how I feel - sorry for using my brain to decide I'm not going to be all I can be, I'm going to self-medicate until I forget about this bullshit that made me miserable in the first place.

    Maybe I'm not so unusual ...

  90. Fat mind fat body by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    I would point out that people attracted to games will be more mentally active and less of a cognitive couch-potato that the average person. Mentally active people are more likely to have will power to get off the couch. Active mind leads to an active body, and vice versa.

    Personally, between my mentally challenging job, rss feed overload and too much gaming, I find TV not only to be boring but I can't bloody sit still long enough to watch lowest common-denominator anyway. I could imagine if I was a fat sloth I would have a corresponding pattern in what mental activities I do.

    A good session of hard core online gaming must spike your adrenaline, as well as dopamine and other enjoyable neurotransmitters. And judging by the way people behave the competition must get some testosterone going too.

    People also don't tend to eat while playing games, it's kinda hard... er... although caffeine and sugar consumption must be a confounding factor here.

    Eating [|mindless face stuffing] in front of TV is of a common filthy habit. (Is that a result of being exposed to junk food advertising - I often wonder if there is a direct psychological link between seeing food on TV and a corresponding increase in likelyhood of desiring a snack. Then I think, well duh of course, that's the idea)

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  91. i'm familiar with this retarded argument by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    methamphetamine is a drug

    well, water is a drug too

    therefore, methamphetamine should be thought of the same way as water!

    zzz

    pure stupidity

    "Stop bandying about the alteration of brain chemistry like you're afraid of somebody contaminating or stealing your precious bodily fluids. LIFE alters brain chemistry.
    And I note in your sig something about a horror movie? Guess what. Horror movies are a drug -- they alter brain chemistry! That's why people like them! YOU FUCKING DIRTY ADDICT YOU!"

    this is like considering a rocket launcher the same as a slingshot, because they both shoot things

    my god are you dense

    imagine a continuum, from water, to sugar, to caffeine, to methamphetamine

    you can't imagine any difference within that continuum, or perhaps a cut off point in what should be allowed/ not allowed?

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  92. its a continuum by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and each must be considered separately

    to consider meth the same as coffee is just as stupid as considering alcohol magically good and pot magically bad

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    1. Re:its a continuum by moortak · · Score: 1

      I will say this comparing meth and coffee is at least comparing two drugs with related efeects. Both addictive stimulants. The same does not hold true for pot and alcohol.

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  93. It's flawed by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1

    gamers reported more cases of depression and substance abuse than their compatriots

    This is flawed, gamers just misunderstood the question about coke...

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  94. Yeah, because everyone plays PC and mainly EQ by Slowcheetah · · Score: 1

    Damn, that study that interviewed 7k Everquest II players really says a lot about gamers, after all, every gamer plays PC, and all of them play Everquest.

  95. Average weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The results suggest that adult gamers have an average body mass index of 25.2, compared to the overall American average of 28.

    1/2 of gamers are skinny, and 1/2 are fat, but on average, they're just right!

  96. Correlation vs Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously the conclusion that must be reached is:

    Substance abuse and depression leads to better physical condition! (than the average American).

    Side effects may include gaming addiction...

  97. Hey! by Samah · · Score: 1

    Hey I'm in shape! (round is a shape)
    I'm happy too! (although that might just be the anti-depressants kicking in)

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  98. Really? by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Life is pretty boring though if you don't go to excess occasionally though.

    Drinking can make things interesting but if life's boring because you don't drink, I think it says quite a bit about your life.

    1. Re:Really? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why are you so fixated on drinking? The OP was talking about moderation in everything, not just drinking.

      I think someone needs to step off their high horse and worry more about his own life, and not be so quick to judge the lives of others.

  99. Yes, I am addicted, its harmful to me, by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    but as long as you respect free will, you are going to have to make peace with the fact that someone somewhere will be victimized by their own ignorance

  100. Define "abuse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's two definitions to "abuse":

    1) Actually abusing substances -- ie, get carried away and do actual harm to your body, become addicted, etc.

    2) Use them responsibly -- ie, merely THAT irks big-government politicans and religious types that they use "abuse" as a loaded, prejudicial hyperbole for anything that they disagree with for no rational reason.

  101. No. retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll feel much better than you ever will, every day after I hit the bong, bitch.

  102. well yeah by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i am not denying that there are assholes out there making strawman arguments

    i am saying that there intellectually dishonest and intellectually lazy assholes out there who bark "strawman!" like pavlov's dogs everytime they hear an analogy or a broadening of the conversation... which are NOT strawman arguments

    in fact, much as the boy who cried wolf, all those fools barking "strawman!" water down the identification of genuine strawman arguments that deserve to be pilloried

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  103. Gives whole new meaning to... by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    .... I can kill you with just my thumb....

  104. You're a substance abuse professional now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before, you were an expert in constitutional law. Make up your fucking mind, Mr. Retardo.

    1. Re:You're a substance abuse professional now? by QZTR · · Score: 1

      "Before, you were an expert in constitutional law. "

      Never claimed that. I was simply making a point that you were wrong about.

      Please prove otherwise with a quote you lying AC fuck.

      "Mr. Retardo."

      My bad, didn't see you signed your post, but why post AC if you're going to sign?

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