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  1. Re:ooh ooh I know.... on BioShock Creator Levine Teases Next Project · · Score: 1

    JumpTheShock?

  2. Illuminati, anyone? on Researcher Implants Laser-Activated Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    The OMCLs (Orbital Mind Control Lasers) are on the board. Whatever you do, don't let the Bermudans get a hold of them.

  3. Re:Anonymous Coward. on Worlds.com To Extend Virtual World Lawsuit To Second Life, WoW · · Score: 1

    [The Mighty Pen]

    One Hand Dagger

    Increases writer's strike by 28

    On use: Wraps target in red tape, immobilizing them for 4 seconds.

    "This pen is very sharp."

    Looks like it's time to respec Combat Daggers again. That's better than any sword I've seen...

  4. The release date on Beatles Rock Band Game Coming In September · · Score: 1

    It just can't be a coincidence.

    Month: Number nine...
    Day: Number nine...
    Year: Number nine...

  5. Re:Continuity on David Tennant Stands Down From "Doctor Who" · · Score: 1

    I'd sooner expect a show about time travel to have causality issues.

  6. Re:Just because he can... on Weird Al To Release Songs As He Records Them · · Score: 1

    They say 3% of the people use 5-6% of their brain.
    97% use just 3%, and the rest goes down the drain.
    I will never know which one I am.
    But I bet you my last dime
    99% think we're "3%", 100% of the time.

    They say 72% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.
    84.4% of people believe them whether they're accurate statistics or not.
    Now I will never know what you believe
    But I do know there's no doubt:
    I need another double shot of something 90 proof,
    this is too much to think about.

    Todd Snyder - "Statistician's Blues"

  7. Re:A-Holes Unite! on New Racing Simulation Distances Itself From Gamers · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey this is great! This game sounds like an A-Hole magnet! Consequently, that means less A-Holes in other games, and more fun for the rest of us!"

    Actually this 'non-game' seems targeted at the sort that believes putting an i in front of the name magically makes it superior, along with the people who use it. Perhaps 'i-Holes' would be a more accurate expression.

  8. Re:Why limit the freedom to science? on Bill Allows Teachers to Contradict Evolution · · Score: 1

    "Why should teachers be obligated to teach to a curriculum to all the other subjects but not science? I say let them teach math that contradicts mathematics,"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

    "grammar that contradicts english"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics

    etc.

  9. Re:UCLA or ACLU? on EFF, ACLU Back WikiLeaks · · Score: 2, Funny

    > I realize they both have the same letters in them, but this seems pretty careless. Unless
    > the Union for Civil Liberties in America is involved...

    "Surely we must be united against the common enemy!"

    "The Civil Liberty Union of America?"

    "No! The censors!"

  10. Re:something similar in World of Warcraft.... on Scammers Continue to Wreak Havoc in MMO's · · Score: 1

    If people are that worried about the prices of a given AH area, why not set the bid price to something affordable for the lowbies/crafters, and the buyout price to something prohibitively high to deter the profiteers/AH griefers? Then check your auctions some time before they expire, and cancel all the ones that the profiteers are trying to get on the cheap. Auction cancellations aren't overly costly, even if someone bids on your stuff.

  11. Re:You didn't know this? on Constants Not Constant? · · Score: 1

    "2 != 2. It really equals 1.999987834637462"

    My friend, it is long past overdue for you to upgrade that old Pentium-60.