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  1. Re:Speed, not size on Turner Testing Holographic Storage · · Score: 1

    Aye, Matey, that do be what them other modes be for ...

    So listen up me hearties! Scuttle ye storage solutions ye sock yer booty away in! Join the Jolly RAIDers!

  2. I told you! on Pillows Dangerous for Your Health · · Score: 1

    The Sobakawa Pillow is the true way to perfect health!

    Buckwheat hulls for your melon, boy.

  3. Somebody Backhand This Clown, Please: on Bacteria-killing Pencil · · Score: 1
    "This invention is yet another testimonial that Dr. Laroussi and his colleagues in the college think boundlessly when it comes to applying such disruptive technologies so innovatively."


    Phrases like that make my pet goat puke.

  4. Dr. McCoy's Version ... on Bacteria-killing Pencil · · Score: 1

    ... Looked suspiciously like a salt shaker.

    The applications for dentistry might be interesting.

  5. I hereby volunteer ... on Large Scale Production of Artificial Meat · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to be the seed plasm for delicious roast haunch of human.

    That way, millions of people across the earth could finally eat my butt for real, instead of my just screaming for them to do it from street corners.

  6. Re:Donations on OpenBSD Hackathon Approaching · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is unusual! I donated a couple of things (a 3com card with onboard encryption and a broadcast card) and was always answered promptly. Keep trying! These guys love getting new toys!

  7. Gone, Daddy. Gone. on Reverse Engineering MineSweeper · · Score: 1

    Already slashdotted- 2:04pm cst

  8. Re:Okay on Apple's Bonjour Available for Windows · · Score: 1

    Can't get that dog to compile under cygwin. Poop. Dog.

  9. Re:What's the fuss about? on Visual Basic Developers Revolt Against Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    AcviveTurdPolish to you, buddy.

    .

  10. Re:Microsoft employees on Expedia Books its First Patent · · Score: 2, Funny

    EEEEGAD! Goat.cx link. Shade your eyes!

    (The sad, sick thing is, I've seen the stupid pic so much I'm numbed to the stretchiness and bloody pinky shiny... BLARRRF! Okay, maybe not...)

  11. Re:I guess... on Winamp Down for the Count · · Score: 1

    Famed Scizo Musician.

    http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php ?b and=wesleywillis

    "Verbal Assault!
    Verbal Assault!"

  12. Re:What's a good alternative for people stuck with on Winamp Down for the Count · · Score: 3, Informative

    I recently did an Ask Slashdot on this same question.

    Had really good luck with jOrbis from www.jcraft.com. I just added the applet to my Shame of the 80's site. It seems to work everywhere, unlike most java applets... could be that it does exactly one thing: plays ogg streams. :-)

  13. Re:JOrbis - Java Applet on Simplest Ogg Streaming Clients for non-Unix Users? · · Score: 1

    Hot Damn!

    This looks like the simplest solution. I have implemented it, while also adding links to some of the suggested packages as well.

    Thanks EABinGA!

  14. Re:Team America II: Grammar Patrol! on Review of Team America World Police · · Score: 2, Funny
    happy_clam:/home/Dr.Smeegee> make pancakes
    make: don't know how to make pancakes. Stop in /home/Dr.Smeegee.
    happy_clam:/home/Dr.Smeegee>
    Dadgummit.
  15. Re:Does this shock anyone? on Libertarians Lose Case to Block Presidential Debate · · Score: 3, Funny

    stanman: Your post shows maturity, common sense and an aquaintance with and adherence to Civic Virtues... and as such, does not belong here. Perhaps appending "FP!" to your subject line would help.

    Thanks.

  16. Re:Bush != Conservative on Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry · · Score: 1

    1. Lawn Care is a Holy Office.
    2. Get mine now.
    3. Shut up, I'm on my thinkin' chair.

  17. Re:Management vs. Intelligence on Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Software · · Score: 1
    they just wanted wehat they wanted, and wanted it yesterday.


    I think you meant asshat .
  18. Buh? on MS To Offer Windows Sans WMP, If EU So Orders · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I don't know any person at Linux "

    Where is this "Linux" place? Is it like Disneyland? Can I take the kid and the dogs and hang out?
  19. Re:All I know is... on The Jobs Crunch · · Score: 1

    This is certainly damning. If it's not too much trouble, could you post references? I'd like to read it for myself.

  20. Re:No DNA Sample Required on USB Thumb Drives as ... Fashion Statement? · · Score: 1

    Nope, I just installed the plug-in and tried it on NYT. It works great.

    I'm sure that it will be useful for a couple of months! :-)

    Really nice thing to have.

  21. Re:Original twoplustwo article (Loic Dachary) on Online Poker Bots Becoming Problematic? · · Score: 1

    Oooh! Oooh! Do one about ai, crupto, horses, socket wrenches and black electrical tape next!

    Perl in the wrong hands, I tell you what...

  22. "I equate gambling... on Online Poker Bots Becoming Problematic? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...with being an ass-hole."

    -- Henry Rollins

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I have little sympathy for the house when someone figures out a way to beat them.

  23. Re:This is really solid kit on Derby Source Code Released · · Score: 1
    Derby is designed to work in JDK1.3 (JDBC 2.0) and JDK 1.4 (JDBC 3.0) environments. For this reason both JDK1.3 and JDK1.4 are required for the build environment. The build is set up so that most of the code is compiled against JDK 1.3 libraries so that no dependency on JDK 1.4 classes exist, except for the code that only runs in JDK1.4. In addition Derby's JDBC 2.0 implementation must compile against JDBC 2.0 class definitions and naturally the JDBC 3.0 implementation against JDBC 3.0 class definitions.

    Solid maybe, but for crying out loud... This reminds me of the first time I got psycopg working between python and PostGreSQL. :-)

  24. Re:Bah, where is the cute engineer girl??? on Upcoming Firefly Movie Behind-the-Scenes Photos · · Score: 2, Funny
    "very cute she was in the show."

    Watching our TV you do Master Yoda? Surprised we are!

  25. Re:Using this technology on Cosmos Solar Sail Getting Close To Launch · · Score: 1

    "The Long Range Foundation found itself making an embarassing amount of profit for a non-profit organization, so it began happily wasting money on ideas that wouldn't even begin show promise for at least a generation." --Paraphrasing Robert A. Heinlein, "Time for the Stars"