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USB Thumb Drives as ... Fashion Statement?

The Fun Guy writes "The New York Times has discovered USB thumb drives: "In some cases, flash drives have suddenly become so commonplace that, as with cellphones, their owners are adding fashion touches [DNA must be on file to read] to lend them a personal identity." Apparently, the most important thing about thumb drives is not that they are cheap, fast, durable, easy to use or hold a lot of data, but that wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti, especially if you personalize it with stickers."

455 comments

  1. And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm talking about disk capacity of course.

    1. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Size doesn't matter, its what stickers you put on it!

    2. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I though you were talking about penis length.

    3. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Naw...what matters is the compression algorithm you use to transport data.

    4. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by wheany · · Score: 1

      Either way, I have nothing to worry about.

    5. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by samberdoo · · Score: 1

      So do you stuff socks in it to make it look bigger?

    6. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a chick aren't you?

    7. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by wheany · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "my a chick?"

    8. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by randallman · · Score: 1

      Is that a thumb drive in your pocket ... ?

    9. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My, a chick!

    10. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate it when I'm to damn tire to check what I type. YOU ARE a chick aren't you. Better?

    11. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shit, forgot the "?".

      one more time

      You are a chick aren't you?

    12. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I got a JetFlash 512mb as a gift last year and used it to death, but ran out of space storing service apps and soforth on it. It was also physically large, which was a minus. I recently replaced it with a SanDisk Cruzer mini 1gb, and love it. It's very small and fits into USB ports even when they're stuffed up in a "port cave" on the back of a computer. The JetFlash was so wide and thick that it often was blocked by the other device plugged into the adjacent (to the side OR top) usb port.

      There is one disadvantage to today's larger capacity drives - they're ("high speed") USB 2.0. Now this SOUNDS like an advantage, but unfortunately this also means they "register" on the USB bus as requiring power, and as such they cannot be plugged into unpowered hubs such as those on keyboards. (macs mainly) You have to plug them into a powered hub or directly into the computer. The speed increase you get is not necessarily worth it, as flash memory is still quite slow and you only realize maybe a 2x speed increase at the added inconvenience of having to climb under the desk to plug it in.

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    13. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by rytier · · Score: 1

      there are cables/cradles on sale just for this very reason. check your store for usb accessories, and you'll save lots of climbing under the desk for just a couple of bucks.

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  2. especially if you personalize it with stickers by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Awesome!

    Anyone know where I can find some really small VTEC stickers?

    1. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just want a big "Type R" sticker and maybe some neon.

    2. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by ePINOY · · Score: 1

      Extra meg of space for every sticker you manage to stick on?!

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    3. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      I think I will wrap an orange tie wrap around mine to make it faster.

    4. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah yo!

      go fo the A-Spec. It adds 50hp to your thumb drive yo!

    5. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by thermopylae300 · · Score: 1

      Whats next... thumb drive spoilers?

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    6. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Go ahead, laugh. Everyone laughed when Orville Wright invented his brother Wilbur...

    7. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by daniil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stickers? Gah. Mine's got a whole Civic stuck to it! OK, so i do need a very long cable to actually use it (most public libraries don't like it if you bring along a Civic, not even one without an engine), but at least i'm way more fashionable than any of you wannabes.

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    8. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by eric_brissette · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long I can make it sound like a coffee can full of farting bumblebees, I don't care what it looks like.

    9. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by Sarge-001 · · Score: 1

      Something like "My USB is bigger than your RAM"?

    10. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, just thumb drive Type R

    11. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      SanDisk type R

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  3. Pocket protectors? by erick99 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Does wearing a thumb drive around one's neck identify you as part of a "in" crowd or as belonging to the pocket protector geek crowd?

    -erick

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    1. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I see you it makes you part of the "avoid like the plague" crowd. Puts you right up there with guys who wear their beepers/cell phones/PDA on their belt buckle. If you must carry all that crap then do yourself a fashion favor and buy cargo pants.

    2. Re:Pocket protectors? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

      well then, in the unlikely case that a member of the opposite sex asks you if that is a thumbdrive, just take an air of mystery and state vaguely: "No, that's my encryption security key".

    3. Re:Pocket protectors? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it marks you as part of the "choke me with the digital garrote around my neck until I give you the electronic device containing all my stuff, and here have my iPod too" crowd. Think I'll have to pass on this one.

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    4. Re:Pocket protectors? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That depends if you're standing in line for the Sailor Moon film festival, or whether you're using it to store your collection of emo music while you mope at the mall.

      Which are the bigger losers? I've always found that the "in crowd" are lamer than the people too lame to be in the "in crowd", if you know what I'm saying.

      Remember when preppy was "cool"? Everyone was running around in Polo and Vuarnet shirts? Then "urban" became cool and everyone started wearing their pants around their knees with their underpants showing?

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    5. Re:Pocket protectors? by dlb · · Score: 1

      To the rest of the world, it's like wearing a sign that says "Kick my ass, please".

    6. Re:Pocket protectors? by Wiktor+Kochanowski · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd have thought the correct answer would be "No, I am just happy to see you".

    7. Re:Pocket protectors? by dman123 · · Score: 1
      Which are the bigger losers? I've always found that the "in crowd" are lamer than the people too lame to be in the "in crowd", if you know what I'm saying.

      I know exactly what you are saying. You are saying that you are in the 'too lame to be in the "in crowd"' crowd.

      I thought that attending university where no one knew me would allow me to "start over" and start at a 10 of 10 on the cool scale. Little did I know that my previous school records would be transferred to every student in my dormitory so that they would know I was actually only a 3.6. When teachers say that your actions at school will "go on your permanent record" they really do mean it!

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    8. Re:Pocket protectors? by gotgenes · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I'm the Gatekeeper. Are you the (Encryption) Keymaster?"

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    9. Re:Pocket protectors? by Misch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have gone some days wearing my thumbdrive on a lanyard around my neck at a college campus with a large population of women, and some days without. The number of women who have approached me to ask me out on a date in either case has remained a constant 0.

      On the other hand, while wearing one, I had a woman come up to me and ask for help with her artificial intelligence homework.

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    10. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On their neck? That is DAMN happy to see you.

    11. Re:Pocket protectors? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      You know, it's funny. I really hesitate to wear my cell phone on my belt. My sisters, the fashion mavens, insist that this is perfectly okay. I feel like it is too geeky. I guess that they don't remember that people used to carry slide-rules and, later, calculators, on their belts. Habits that were proof against sex.

      The tech/geek world has turned completely on its head.

      -Peter

    12. Re:Pocket protectors? by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...a college campus with a large population of women, and some days without
      Do you have any theories as to why the population of women on campus fluctuates so wildly?
    13. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out the khakis over at scottevest.com - you can store your stash without looking like a hood.

      Cuz a skinny pale computer geek trying to look lika a pimpin playa ain't gonna cut it - go with the khakis and polo shirt.

    14. Re:Pocket protectors? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny
      Does wearing a thumb drive around one's neck identify you as part of a "in" crowd or as belonging to the pocket protector geek crowd?


      It actually puts you into a very disturbing segment of people in between ravers and geeks. Unfortunately, both groups will shun you unless you also add a soother and a strand of low-voltage LEDs to appease them. :-P

      Cheers

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    15. Re:Pocket protectors? by eric_brissette · · Score: 1

      I keep mine on my key chain. With my car keys... and just to make things clear, my keys go in my pocket, not around my neck on a ginormous ADIDAS neck thing. Ginormous ADIDAS neck things were/are an in-crowd accessory. It's even better when the wad of keys on the end is big enough to make any custodian jealous. Only thing I can think of more cool than that would be a big honkin chrome plated alarm clock on the end of a Ginormous ADIDAS neck thing.

    16. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, according to my girlfriend, it identifies me as part of the "not-getting-lucky-until-you-stop-wearing-that-in- public" crowd.

    17. Re:Pocket protectors? by AlphaPB · · Score: 1

      Funny or not, that's actually a valid argument against wearing things around your neck. The primary danger though, is from the cord getting caught on moving machinery.

      To allow any neck chains to break away, one ought to use ball-chain necklaces (the chain on which a dog tag is hung).

    18. Re:Pocket protectors? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      > If you must carry all that crap then do yourself a fashion favor and buy cargo pants.

      Cargo pants are out of style. Do yourself a fashion favor and buy yourself a messenger bag, briefcase, backpack or something similiar.

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    19. Re:Pocket protectors? by danielrose · · Score: 1

      In addition to the history of time, I also control style.

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    20. Re:Pocket protectors? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Funny
      Cargo pants are out of style.

      Getting fashion advice from /., now that's out of style...

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    21. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's inversely proportional as to whether they know he'll be on campus or not.

    22. Re:Pocket protectors? by Bequita · · Score: 1

      Better than cargo pants, buy an eVest.

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    23. Re:Pocket protectors? by plover · · Score: 1
      Aww, hell. I've been wearing a pager on my belt for 17 years. Five years ago I added a Leatherman and so quit carrying a Swiss Army Knife in my pocket. Three years ago, I started keeping a cell phone with me at all times, and recently moved that to my belt. Add the wallet, keys, odd loose change, a Palm Tungsten and an antique pocket watch, and I probably have over a kilo of extra junk supported by my belt.

      Good thing I got married before I got all that crap, because it sure wouldn't attract anyone today.

      So anyway, now it makes sense why kids walk around with their pants about their knees -- it's gotta be all the electronic crap dragging their pants down.

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    24. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're supposed to go ask them out for a date. Think of it this way, you can fumble the drive in your hands while you nervously try to utter the question rather than in your pants.

    25. Re:Pocket protectors? by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1

      Perpahs in crowd ;) I'd say it leans closer to having an iPod than a pocket protector hehe.

    26. Re:Pocket protectors? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Or you could just apply the low-voltage to the ravers and geeks directly.

      Might not stop them from shunning you, but its bound to be a damned sight more satisfying than being accepted by a bunch of cookie-cuttered twinks!

    27. Re:Pocket protectors? by yodhe · · Score: 1

      Weekends?

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    28. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear god, no... USB drive casemodding?

    29. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Getting fashion advice from /., now that's out of style...
      When was it *in* style?
    30. Re:Pocket protectors? by tkg · · Score: 2, Funny

      You *could* tell her it's your USB dongle and ask if she has an available port.

    31. Re:Pocket protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cargo pants are out of style. Do yourself a fashion favor and buy yourself a messenger bag, briefcase, backpack or something similiar.

      I don't like carrying around a bag. Therefore I wear cargo pants.

      I don't give a rat's ass about what happens to be "in style" from one month to the next, because I don't give a rat's ass about the opinions of fashion hounds.

  4. No DNA Sample Required by romper · · Score: 4, Informative

    C|Net is carrying the same NYT story here.

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    1. Re:No DNA Sample Required by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd think someone cool enough to use a term "DNA Sample" for registration would be cool enough to know about bugmenot (they even have a firefox extension!).

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    2. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know about it, but this is easier for most people. =)

    3. Re:No DNA Sample Required by maxume · · Score: 3, Informative

      bugmenot is great, but lots of sites are running active campaigns against it. It is useless on the Washington Post. I think the NYT blocks them too.

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    4. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just installed the plug-in and tried it on NYT. It works great.

      I'm sure that it will be useful for a couple of months! :-)

      Really nice thing to have.

    5. Re:No DNA Sample Required by wheany · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or, you could register, login once and it will never bug you anymore. If you don't like giving your email address, use mailinator.

      My one request for future story submitters: just say (registration required), the jokes about dna samples, firstborn babies and eternal souls are not that funny.

    6. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find those jokes even funnier than the people comparing typing a made-up name into a web page to a papers-please police state.

    7. Re:No DNA Sample Required by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      jokes about Russians or beowolf clusters or portmans grits or coyboy neals gender/sexuality also arent funny (well everything apart from cowboy).

      Its part of slashdot though.

      I, for one welcome the dna extracting, tin foil busting website dictators.

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    8. Re:No DNA Sample Required by pavon · · Score: 1

      I have registered for NYT about a dozen times now, and I don't plan on ever doing it again. Everytime I have to pick an increasingly random username which I will never remember, and which will be lost as soon as I clear my cookies, not to mention that I use 5 computers, with a total of 11 browsers, which each keeps it own cookies. And don't even try to talk me into using a full blown password management system just for something as stupid as this. It's not worth the damn hassle just to read something that is likely just a paraphrase of reuters anyway.

      But I agree the jokes are stupid. The submitter should spend 2 minutes and find a news source that doesn't require the registration, it's not like they don't exist, and aren't covering the exact same stories.

    9. Re:No DNA Sample Required by d_jedi · · Score: 1

      Or you can use the Firefox BugMeNot extension.. dunno if it's available for the latest version (which breaks lots of extensions, apparently..)

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    10. Re:No DNA Sample Required by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I recently visited bugmenot and tried about 20 or 30 of their nyt logins before I gave up in disgust and created one myself. I did mark all the bad logins as bad, and I did add my login to the database, but either people are not marking them bad, or they are not being removed when they are marked bad. bugmenot is pretty useless, at least for nyt, though the first three times I used it the first login it gave me worked.

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    11. Re:No DNA Sample Required by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      The last time I used BugMeNot to read a NYT article, I went through 10 accounts and none worked, I don't know why. It's worked well for other sites though.

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    12. Re:No DNA Sample Required by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      keep upgrading. With every upgrade comes a better bugmenot. Before my latest update, I had to go through about 6 logins before I got a hit. This time it was first time in.

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    13. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's supposed to be an updated version out but after installing it I still can't use it. I can't be bothered to go to their website just to login to another site. I try two common logins then leave if they dont work (slashdot/slashdot and user/user).

    14. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but in Soviet Russia, a Beowulf cluster of dna extracting, tin foil busting website dictators welcome YOU.

      (Must remember to click "Post Anonymously"...)
      (MUST remember to click "Post Anonymously"...)
      (Off to kill myself now.)

    15. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      My one request for future story submitters: just say (registration required), the jokes about dna samples, firstborn babies and eternal souls are not that funny.

      I think they're clever and funny. I also think a news website shouldn't force me to divulge personal information when I can spend my 50 cents at a news stand without doing that.

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    16. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize, of course, that just REGISTERING for the NYT would have cost you nothing and would have worked the first time anyway?

      Fucking retard.

    17. Re:No DNA Sample Required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find them to be clever and funny and big.

      Straightforward is sooo passé.

    18. Re:No DNA Sample Required by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      You know, of course, that in Soviet Russia it is jokes that think you're not funny.
      (Man, you were asking for it) ;)

    19. Re:No DNA Sample Required by novakreo · · Score: 1

      Or, you could register, login once and it will never bug you anymore. If you don't like giving your email address, use mailinator.

      I did register for the NYT once. It worked reasonably well until one day the login stopped working. No email from NYT, no explanation, nothing.

      If they're gonna treat real registrations like that, I don't see why I should bother as long there are workarounds like Bugmenot and Google News.

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  5. This is new.. by The+Kow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stickers as a ticket to elitism. Who knew?

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    1. Re:This is new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't new at all! Just look at your douchebag neighbor's riced-out Ford Escort.

    2. Re:This is new.. by The+Kow · · Score: 1

      True. I never considered that any sort of legitimate elitism, but it is, just the same.

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    3. Re:This is new.. by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Along with hanging CDs from your rear-view mirror, this is the new in thing, nyet?

      In Soviet Russia, you stuck to the stickers.

  6. Depending on where you live... by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Depending on where you live it could be like hanging a clove of garlic around your neck or a piece of rare meat.

    Even though I'm a geek if I saw a blinged out geektoy I'd still point and laugh. Since when did we want to be mainstream?

    1. Re:Depending on where you live... by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm a geek if I saw a blinged out geektoy I'd still point and laugh.

      Yes, that may be so, but if instead it was a blinged out geek girl, then you'd go a-runnin'.

    2. Re:Depending on where you live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      None of the members of the occasional groups targeted by fashion designers ever 'wants' to be mainstream - I remember when there was the trainspotting chic thing when it became fashionable to wear anoraks. Within a year, geek chich will have been left behind as designers find something else to trumpet as the next big thing.

    3. Re:Depending on where you live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Runnin'-a-way. God damn. I guess I can see how a sex-starved /. nerd might turn into a puddle of puke when they see a girl, but to me that is still way too geeky.

    4. Re:Depending on where you live... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      I bought a usb drive built into a wristwatch, similar to the one in ThinkGeek. It's functional and inconspicious.

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    5. Re:Depending on where you live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even though I'm a geek if I saw a blinged out geektoy I'd still point and laugh."

      Every 5 minutes you are always messaging on your hiptop, so who has the geektoy? You should put some stripes on it to complete the cliche :)

      owned.

    6. Re:Depending on where you live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since M$. And Apple.

    7. Re:Depending on where you live... by archen · · Score: 1

      Reading this I got this image in my head of some sort of Appocoliptic Mad Max sort of movie - where people are attracted to shiny things and use them for ornaments while oblivious to their real use.

      And where I work, that's not too far of the mark some times..

    8. Re:Depending on where you live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since you started using the word "bling" i'd suspect.

  7. this would be cool if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you put a sticker of your thumbprint on it...

  8. Drivil by Kaduco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hain't never seen nobody wear one around their neck. Generally on keychains, but even then, I've NEVER seen one with stickers. What, why, huh, WHO?

    1. Re:Drivil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hain't never seen nobody wear one

      Thanks for visiting earth. Next time make sure you learn the language.

    2. Re:Drivil by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

      Four words: New York Fashion Week

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    3. Re:Drivil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haint? I see you've invented a new word. Brilliant. But what does it mean?

    4. Re:Drivil by n9uxu8 · · Score: 1

      Well...my 12-yr old daughter has stickers (Hello Kitty) on hers, but then again, she's 12 and she puts stickers on EVERYTHING.

      I think a thumbdrive as a fashion statement is a sure sign of someone in a NON-technical field...

      Dave

      If'n you still need a gmail invite, email me at n9uxu at yahoo dot com

    5. Re:Drivil by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I know a guy who does wear his around his neck and he is a fellow /.er.

      Ummm, also my el-cheapo mp3 player is also a flash drive and the wacky headphone integrated into neclace pretty much forces me to wear it around my neck, so does that count?

    6. Re:Drivil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hain't never seen nobody wear one around their neck.

      On the plant floor I've seen it - the maintenance guys use them all the time to copy software updates and make backups. They all have them on a lanyard.

    7. Re:Drivil by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the ISO9000 auditors considered all those software copies uncontrolled? How do you get away with that?

    8. Re:Drivil by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      I believe the grand-parent poster was phonetically spelling a regional variation of the words "I ain't".

      In certain areas of the United States, the personal pronoun "I" is closer in pronunciation to the word "Ah" than to the word "eye".

      Although, I believe that since it's a contraction, the appropriate spelling would be h'ain't. But, much like the Transliteration of languages such as Chinese and Arabic, there are multiple ways of transliterating of Hillbillese.

      Similar to the variation of "It ain't".
      Example
      Female: Why thank you, sir.
      Male: T'ain't nothing, maam.

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    9. Re:Drivil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, since we're wandering away from the toping anyway...

      You put the apostrophe where the missing letter is, so it would have to be: 'tain't or 'hain't
      I don't recall ever seeing a leading apostrophe, so perhaps it should be dropped?

    10. Re:Drivil by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      I wear mine on a lanyard around my neck, but tucked inside my shirt. It's more for protection than anything, if I put it on my keychain it'd be smashed in a matter of weeks.

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    11. Re:Drivil by KludgeGrrl · · Score: 1

      Hey, *I* have stickers on mine... (although I too keep it on my keychain, not my neck, ugh!). Stuck em there when I bought it to cover up the brand. I've got stickers on my antique palm pilot and on one of my old laptops.

      Stickers are fun and cheap -- what's not to like about them? Why should my gear just have the stickers the factory put on them?

      I guess you wouldn't like all the flowers I put on my bike either....

    12. Re:Drivil by Kaduco · · Score: 1

      I've seen both. Just spent a summer in the South (I know Arkansas isn't considered the South by some, but that's irrelevant). I'm a Yank, and found the pronuciations as endearing as the hospitality.

    13. Re:Drivil by Kaduco · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with individualization. I've seen some people sticker their computer, sticker their car, I just hadn't figured on people sticker-izing their usb drive.

    14. Re:Drivil by Kaduco · · Score: 1

      I have mine on my keychain since that's something reasonably large, and I'm not going to forget it anywhere without noticing the weight missing from my pocket. Hasn't died from 1+ year of being there. If wearing it around your neck works for you, great.

  9. Also over on cnet by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

    http://news.com.com/From+storage,+a+new+fashion/21 00-1041_3-5378415.html Same article? i dont know, but sounds similar (and no reg required)

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  10. Special... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

    I made my ThumbDrive look like a Human Ear. That way, people know I am not voting for Kerry...

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    1. Re:Special... by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
      I made my ThumbDrive look like a Human Ear. That way, people know I am not voting for Kerry...

      You are voting for Mike Tyson instead?

    2. Re:Special... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was going to vote for Tyson Chicken Patties...

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    3. Re:Special... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. According to this Kerry is pro-human ear wearing.

    4. Re:Special... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what would someone wear if they wanted folks to know they're not voting for Bush? A dick?

  11. "Durable"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've had 3 from different manufacturers fail in 2 months. Both were heavily used and on my keychain often being bounced around in my pockets.


    Didn't see any physical damage, so don't know what happened to them.


    Anyone have a reliable one?

    1. Re:"Durable"? by Lxy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Which manufacturers?

      I like the Sandisk cruzer mini. It's small, has a lanyard, and 3 multicolor caps. The only problem I've had with it is when I pulled it out while data was being written to it and I had to reformat it. If the light is blinking, don't pull it out! :-) If I could post a picture of mine, I would. It looks like it's been through a war, and it works flawlessly. Oh, and did I mention they're the cheapest ones out there?

      Sony Microvaults are complete crap, and Sony finally stopped making them. Lexar Jump drives are rumored to be poorly made, but I have no personal knowledge. Simpletech Bonzais work well, but they have a really ugly shape and size. Our users don't seem to care for them, even though they are reliable.

      As the drives are getting more popular, they're becoming cheaper. Hopefully the manufacturers don't sacrifice quality to compensate.

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    2. Re:"Durable"? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Mine went through a wash cycle and still works. Good thing I found it before I put it in the dryer

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    3. Re:"Durable"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One was from PNY; and I put it through the wash so I guess that's excuseable. It happily survived me drilling a hole through the (removable) plastic case so I could put it on the keychain; but failed not long after. The newer one was a PQI Intelligent Stick - which is very cool because it's so tiny. It comes with a plastic case that has a 'real' usb connector on it; but it works with just plugging this little stick in the USB socket. The gold connectors (seen easily on the URL) were very worn when it stopped working. I can't remember the third one.


      I do use the thing almost daily to sync my work from a home computer to/from a work computer (yes the company approves - they think productivity is more important than paranoia).


      I think I'll get another PQI Intelligent Stick, but this time use the usb-socket-adaptor instead if plugging it in directly.

    4. Re:"Durable"? by jerkychew · · Score: 1

      HardOCP did a review of the Visiontek Xtreme 2GO drive, which survived a trip through the washing machine. Might be a good choice for durability.

    5. Re:"Durable"? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Don't buy a Lexar JumpDrive Classic or Pro. You'll fsck up the USB connector if you lose the cap, which is VERY easy. I know, b/c I had a 64MB Classic.

      Secure is overrated - search /. for jumpdrive secure vulnerability.

      The Elite is a good USB2.0 one, but if you have it on a lanyard or keychain, you'll have to take it off to stow the cap (I own a 128MB model).

      Anyway, as for other drives, Wal-Mart is selling Microvaults for more than JumpDrives. Not that that means anything, but... Also, PNY Attaches aren't that great, as the fancy case and cap slide on, and come off a little too easily, and there's nowhere to stow the cap. I don't have experience with the Dell drives (which I should have, as one came with my school-issued Dell, but a teacher lost hers, and got mine), which are popular simply due to Dell being popular.

    6. Re:"Durable"? by Mateito · · Score: 1
      If the light is blinking, don't pull it out!

      There's a sig there somewhere.

      (And I have a Cruzer mini too. I have the neck cord attached to give it a bit more bulk and make it harder to lose, but it usually lives in my shirt pocket.)

    7. Re:"Durable"? by dslbrian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lexar Jump drives are rumored to be poorly made, but I have no personal knowledge.

      I've gone from a Lexar Jump drive to a Sandisk Micro (not mini). The Lexar was pretty poorly made, the case was plastic and the loop for clipping it on things was also plastic. After a few months of use the loop was starting to crack and I found it had corrupted data one day, so I upgraded to the micro. (once the flash starts to get corrupted I figured its time to get something else..)

      The Sandisk Micro is nearly the ideal case and form factor. Its entirely enclosed in a metal can, with a large metal loop at the end for clipping to keychain. Surrounding that is a clear rubber plastic layer for absorbing impact. Bright (very bright) blue LED light on the end when its plugged in and transferring data. Very small (smaller than any other one I've seen) such that I keep it clipped on the keychain all the time. Cheap too - $36 for 256mb from newegg ...

    8. Re:"Durable"? by eric_brissette · · Score: 1

      I just saw a 256mb Sandisk Cruzer Mini in Staples for $45, or $35 if you're not too lazy to send in the mail-in rebate.. Pretty good price considering they're a few dollars more at Newegg. Iomega also has a very small drive available, although I forget what it's called and haven't heard anything about their quality.

    9. Re:"Durable"? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      "If the light is blinking, don't pull it out! :-)"

      yes, the will be fixed with the Cherry 2005 model.

      It's funny, but only if you know bad sci-fi

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    10. Re:"Durable"? by rpdillon · · Score: 1

      I read a review of a whole series of flashdrives on Ars Technica before I bought my JetFlash 256 MB, and it has been amazing. Check out the review of 8 flash drives (all USB 2.0 High Speed compatible).

    11. Re:"Durable"? by eidechse · · Score: 1

      I have a Trek ThumbDrive that got run through the washing machine. I was surprised (and happy) to find that it still works.

    12. Re:"Durable"? by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      I just bought an Apacer Handy Steno (HT203) and have been pretty impressed with its design. The entire drive, including the cap is surrounded by a braided cable loop that threads through both the body and the cap. This makes it damn difficult to accidentally lose the cap as the cable just swings it out of the way when in use. It's also slim enough to put two in side-by-side USB ports without one blocking out the other.

      Speed-wise, its very fast, with advertised read speeds of 20 MB/sec. and write speeds of 14 MB/sec. It's still a little too new for me to vouch for its sturdyness, but I've been using it as a keychain and I imagine that the plastic covering will wear out long before the braided cable does.

      If anyone's interested, here's a link.

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    13. Re:"Durable"? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      I've had an HT202 for a few months now and I'm very happy with it. I keep it attached to an otherwise useless clip on my wallet chain. It's survived a fair amount of abuse so far.

      My one complaint is that they used crimped on caps to retain the ends of the cable. I've had one side pull lose, but it was easily fixed by a little krazy glue, and seems much stronger now.

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    14. Re:"Durable"? by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1
      I used to have a .5GB Jumpdrive and the case broke. My brother pointed out one he had that's great for being able to take the abuse.

      The 1GB JOGR is small rugged USB 2.0 drive designed to be waterproof, shockproof, and hotplugable (unlike the jumpdrive which would get corrupted if you didn't unmount it first).

      It's encapsulated in a thick rubber casing and rated to withstand 1000Gs. It's $92

      I bought two. ;)

    15. Re:"Durable"? by tooth · · Score: 1
      here's my "me too" post :)

      About six months ago i ran my flash drive through a full cycle of the washing machine, yeah, it was very wet for about 45 mins ;-) When I found it i thought "oh well, throw it away".

      I then misplaced it for two weeks or so, when I found it again I thought I'd give it a go and see what happened. To my surprise it worked fine, and it's still working fine six months later.

      I'd tell you the brand, but a mate borrowed it yesterday to move some data around with. I think it's just some generic brand though.

    16. Re:"Durable"? by Delita · · Score: 1
      I've got a SanDisk Cruzer Micro 512 MB. Seems indestructable so far. I leave it on my key ring most of the time. It's been dropped down a few floors onto concrete; accidentally left it on the hood of my car, drove off, then drove over it; been through the wash. Still works just fine. One of the few with a small enough form factor to put two in stacked USB ports (USB flash drive RAID 0 =O).

      Ars Technica has a pretty good review of USB 2.0 flash drives, for those curious about performance benchmarks.

      Someone said something about pictures of the Cruzer Micro. SanDsik has easily available images of their products for press kits, even huge EPS files. Here's a nearly sane JPEG of the Cruzer Micro 512 MB

    17. Re:"Durable"? by sampe · · Score: 1

      My brother has one that he accidentally ran in the washing machine. Result? Works flawlessly!

  12. Beggar that. by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

    I bought mine since it reads on the machines I administer - and believe me, OS 8/9, Win 9x/2K/XP, and Knoppix can all read the little one I have, and the tools I keep on it keep my LAN running smoothly.

    It's a matter of convenience, that's all, and it helps when I don't want to hook up to the LAN.

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  13. Sure... now it becomes popular by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, once I'm done with school and college geek becomes chic. Its like some bad dream. The stuff I used to get beatup for now gets you the hot cheerleader. This is some really evil irony.

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    1. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trust me, noone who wears a USB dongle around their neck is getting the hot cheerleader. They'd be lucky to get the ugly homosexual.

      And the word "irony" doesn't mean what you think it does.

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    2. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by justkarl · · Score: 1

      Trust me, noone who wears a USB dongle around their neck is getting the hot cheerleader.

      Well, grandparent got one thing right...geek chic would be like a bad dream.

    3. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irony means "like iron", in the same way that sticky means "like a stick".

    4. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain how the o.p. misused "irony". Oh, you can't, 'cause you're wrong.

    5. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      irony:

      1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
      2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
      3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

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    6. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Misch · · Score: 1

      Yes, once I'm done with school and college geek becomes chic.

      Hormone repacement therapy and gender reassignment surgery?

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    7. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by jo42 · · Score: 1

      No kidding, I was a geek when most of today's 'in' crowd where still pooping their diapers. Now I shake my head at the stuff that we used to consider being lame, be the in thing. Silly nerds...

    8. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Kogase · · Score: 1

      I think the grandparent got irony right. Here's a better definition: http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary& va=irony&x=0&y=0

    9. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by PureCreditor · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Trust me, noone who wears a USB dongle around their neck is getting the hot cheerleader. They'd be lucky to get the ugly homosexual.

      In the all-encompassing Slashdot community, derogatory jokes against minorities of sexual orientation is un-called for.

    10. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My hot geek girlfriend disagrees.

    11. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      fyi - this wasn't me... I just used it cause it sounded funny... I tend not to think much.

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    12. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      It's not an insult to homosexuals, it's an insult to the guy with the USB dongle.

      The grandparent's trying to say that if some guy is trying to get an attractive cheerleader with a USB dongle on his neck, he's got a better chance of actually getting the exact opposite of what he's looking for. If you're looking for an attractive girl, and get an ugly guy...it kinda says that you suck, not the other way around.

      I'm for not offending people as much as anyone else, but sometimes it's taken too far.

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    13. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by rpdillon · · Score: 1

      Err, I'm not sure where you go your defiention, but irony isn't usually a descriptor of word usage, rather, it is used to describe an actual situation. In that context it usually means something like:

      "A turn of events contrary to what would be expected."

      Usage: "Isn't it kind of ironic that that homeless guy is wearing more expensive clothes than I am, and I make $100,000 a year?"

      Thats a pretty bad definition (I made it up just now), but all 3 of the definitions you listed are more appropriate at "sarcasm" rather than "irony".

    14. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you left out the rest of the definition retard . the real irony is the fact you are obviously stupid yet you are correcting people in a holier-than-thou fashion.

      # Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
      # An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

    15. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I left it out because "popular usage" is not the same as "correct usage".

      People say "it begs the question" incorrectly all the time too.

      People call the beige box next to their monitor a "Hard Drive" or a "CPU", it doesn't make them right.

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    16. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming, though, that the guy is straight.

      Without knowing this information, there is no way to read this except to say hot cheerleader is a stereotype for best case and ugly homosexual is a stereotype for worst case.

      It's a bit like saying "buxom blonde valley girl and ugly mexican"--you assume the person is white and make an ass of yourself by using a minority in a derogatory way.

    17. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well given the probabilities that is a good guess, but if it makes you feel better to rail against some one for saying homo. Try this fag, fag, fag. Now grow some balls and worry about something that is important, and stop living life like it is a goddamned after school special.

    18. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      And you're assuming that it's a guy :)

      Regardless, if we can go ahead and assume that the great-grandparent is a guy (since he talked about being beat up over being a geek) and since the great-grand parent also was lamenting not being able to get the cheerleader, I think it'd be fair to assume that he is both a)Straight and b)A guy. QED.

      The point is though what's the point of all this. It's not like the grandparent was directly/intentionally slandering anyone. All this has gone and done has turned what could've been a funny thread into the detailed analysis of someone's sexual preference which frankly, I don't care for.

      gah.

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    19. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by MrIcee · · Score: 1

      ... and (c) Ugly

    20. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy> Hi, I have lots of money.
      Girl> I love you.
      Guy> Do you mind if I keep wearing my thumb drive?
      Girl> Show me the money.

    21. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      Have you been to a Hot Topic recently?!?! I remember getting beat up for playing video games in grade school, now they're selling "Nintendo Tech Support" bags to trendy assholes! I'm so mad at that! "Know your roots" my ass! Those kids are all to young to have even seen an NES, much less played one.

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  14. Performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will adding NOS and neons mke my thumb drve fastarr????????????

    1. Re:Performance by Royoken · · Score: 1
      will adding NOS and neons mke my thumb drve fastarr????????????

      no, but it might make you spell better.

    2. Re:Performance by ggvaidya · · Score: 1
      will adding NOS and neons mke my thumb drve fastarr????????????

      no, but it might make you spell better. We hope.

  15. I hate subject lines. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't remember people thinking I was too cool when I was walking around with a floppy around my neck. I guess the secret is the stickers.

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    1. Re:I hate subject lines. by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you should try it now, wear a 5.25" floppy around your neck and call it "retro"

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    2. Re:I hate subject lines. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      or an 8" floppy, as a, ah, symbol of your virility.

    3. Re:I hate subject lines. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i remember a hip hop guy from high school who actually wore a CD around his neck back when CD's first became popular. ahhhh... some things never go out of style.

    4. Re:I hate subject lines. by flosofl · · Score: 1

      It may be 8", but its still floppy. Not much use.

      Now, those ancient full height hard drives around my neck (20 MB!! had to wear a truss) is always hard and ready to perform. It just takes a lot of time and cursing to get it to work as advertised :)

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    5. Re:I hate subject lines. by schapman · · Score: 1

      or as a symbol of your virginity :)

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    6. Re:I hate subject lines. by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      BAH! 5 1/4 is modern crap. 8" is the real thing.

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  16. old school by Moonlapse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Im still kicking it old school with a grey 32 meg drive on my keychain

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    1. Re:old school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I've the 8 inch floppy drive bouncing on a lanyard from my neck.

    2. Re:old school by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've got underpants made out of punchcards, with vaccuum tubes as buttons!

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    3. Re:old school by StandSure · · Score: 1

      Amen brother, I have a 32meg drive I've had since 2001.
      Still rockin'
      Seriously though I wore it around my neck to and from home but that's it. Who needs to be truckin' around to the supermarket with it?

    4. Re:old school by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, I was an early adopter, too.

      Half the capability for twice the price, all to have it six months before mainstream.

      2001, 32 Megs, $50, still going strong.

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    5. Re:old school by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Ugly green transparent plastic 64MB Prolific CigarDrive. OK, so its only a year old...

      I need to get a new one, though... it's physically too big -- blocks the second USB port on my 1U rackservers.

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    6. Re:old school by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Original 8 Meg IBM Kangaroo here. The big black one. :P

    7. Re:old school by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm not pleased to see you: it's just a vacuum tube in my trousers"?

    8. Re:old school by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      I've got underpants made out of punchcards, with vaccuum tubes as buttons!

      Why did I read that in the voice of Pinky, with a gaggling laugh at the end?

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  17. I've got an idea.... by apoplectic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not wear a 4Meg thumb drive as a RETRO fashion statement? Perhaps there will even be a market for a 4K drive in the future. Of course, to be properly retro, the 4K drive might have to be as big as your arm....

    1. Re:I've got an idea.... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Friend of mine has a 4mb ram chip on his keychain.

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    2. Re:I've got an idea.... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I got a 760MB 5.25" SCSI drive on the floor that I use as a doorstop. Pay the shipping, and you can hang that around your nect, if you want to make a retro fashion statement. Don't use a slipknot, though. For that matter, I've got a 8" floppy stapled to the wall, too.

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    3. Re:I've got an idea.... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      1MB 30-pin SIMM on mine, and I could probably hunt down a 256KB. Also, I could pull an 8KB chip from my Apple //c, and drill it, but... no...

    4. Re:I've got an idea.... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      with ferrite cores on gold wire.... gotta have it

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    5. Re:I've got an idea.... by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      Pentium processor on mine, ground all the pins off and drilled a hole in the corner. A bit big, but I keep my keys carabinered (??) to my belt loop.

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    6. Re:I've got an idea.... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      What did you use to put the hole in? I could never get through my 486, or that would be my keychain. I pulled the pins off with pliers (NOT a good idea, especially if you're not great with pliers - you'll end up with pieces of CPU pin in your fingers...), and tried to drill with a Dremel knock-off (Tim Allen brand - yes, pre-"rewired"). It just skipped off the surface of the chip.

    7. Re:I've got an idea.... by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      I actually kinda cheated, I work at a diesel mechanics shop, I just had one of the mechanics take his heavy duty tools to it. He used a grinder to take the pins off, then a heavy-duty drill to punch the hole. Sometimes it can be nice working at a blue-collar type of business. ;-)

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  18. I have two by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    One for each crowd I hang out with:

    1) Thumbdrive with an Apple logo
    2) Thumbdrive with a Type R logo

    1. Re:I have two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Thumbdrive with an Apple logo

      I've seen that logo all over chelsea. It's a rainbow right? It must be there logo because the only Mac users I know have that rainbow right there, too.

    2. Re:I have two by eric_brissette · · Score: 1

      I'm not questioning your sexuality or anything, but it sounds like the same crowd to me

    3. Re:I have two by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      only if you drive a riced out Mini

    4. Re:I have two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a krauted out mini. Or perhaps a sheppard's pied out mini depending on vintage

  19. How to amaze family and friends by pubjames · · Score: 5, Funny


    Set up a VNC server and put a client on a USB thumb drive, configured to display full screen. Then just plug your USB drive into your friends computer, double click and watch their faces as they see their windows machine instantly converted to a linux one...

    1. Re:How to amaze family and friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then hear them go: "Man, Linux is really a lot slower than Windows. I think I'll stick with Windows."

    2. Re:How to amaze family and friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure that will amaze your friends and family. Then they'll think you're cool.

    3. Re:How to amaze family and friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just tell them that the entire contents of your computer is being passed backand forth through this little wire .

      Then say it is the same technology that they use in startrek; while their computer is using the technology of buckrogers.

      That will learn 'em to stop thinking

    4. Re:How to amaze family and friends by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Actually over my vacation this summer I did this, except I installed tightvnc locally on all my relatives machines and connected to mine 800 miles away.

      They were impressed. My family isn't too technoliterate but they understood the concept: me using my machine which runs a different OS in a different state over the internet.

      If windows wasn't so inherently insecure it would be useful for remote repair but I've found it doesn't do the job well enough on Windows for that, as I prefer to boot clean, etc.

  20. Around the neck by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti.

    No, it makes you look like a dick. The same way that you look when you walk around with your mobile-phone cord permanently wedged in your ear, whether you are on the phone or not.

    Personally, I hate having anything hanging around my neck. My office just issued new ID swipe tags which they supplied with a rediculously short neck cord. (I find it really uncomfortable to have a plastic card banging against my nipples all day. Its really distracting.)

    Those little retracting belt thingies are the best, even though they tend to die in the hands of a bored 3 year old.

    1. Re:Around the neck by Muad+Dweeb · · Score: 1

      No, it makes you look like a dick. The same way that you look when you walk around with your mobile-phone cord permanently wedged in your ear, whether you are on the phone or not.

      I'm just listening to Howard Stern. Gimme some slack!

    2. Re:Around the neck by Lxy · · Score: 1

      I plug in my thumb drive and my pc powers off.

      Make sure you're not inserting it upside down. It's really hard to insert a USB connector upside down, but the determined person can do it. I had a laptop with a broken USB connector that allowed USB devices to be plugged in both ways, and plugging it in upside down killed the power.

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    3. Re:Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This should have been the first post, and after this the thread should have been permanently closed.

      Amen, brother - that about sums it up.

    4. Re:Around the neck by upside · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm really uncomfortable with the words "banging against my nipples" conjuring a certain type of imagery, then realising that it written by a guy... :( I bet you did that on purpose. Damn you.

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    5. Re:Around the neck by darkscorp · · Score: 1
      (I find it really uncomfortable to have a plastic card banging against my nipples all day. Its really distracting.)


      Okay, this is officially my favorite slashdot quote...
    6. Re:Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he has "man-boobs"...

    7. Re:Around the neck by Tassach · · Score: 1
      they tend to die in the hands of a bored 3 year old
      Name one tech gadget that DOESN'T tend to die at the hands of a bored toddler.
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    8. Re:Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heheh; this is a great practical joke if you have a dead usb-drive which is sufficiently similar to your victim's. Just short together all of the usb connectors and substitute it for the mark's drive.

      Assuming that this is really enough to power-down a pc. I'm not sure if I believe that.

    9. Re:Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it really uncomfortable to have a plastic card banging against my nipples all day. Its really distracting.

      Hey, try wearing a shirt :)

    10. Re:Around the neck by glpierce · · Score: 1

      "Name one tech gadget that DOESN'T tend to die at the hands of a bored toddler."

      Well, I have a feeling that a Swiss Army Knife would do far more damage to the toddler than he/she can do to it.

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    11. Re:Around the neck by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      It depends how the PC is put together.

      Basically what happens is the +5 and ground get shorted.

      So the PC can have electronics to detect the short and disable the USB port - more likely in an expensive machine, or a server.

      Or, the PC can detect the short and power down, which calls for cheaper electronics.

      Or, the PC can do nothing about it, the +5 rail will suck juice until the PSU shuts itself down, hopefully before your mobo melts.

      My motherboard will shut down (supposedly safely) if the power rails fluctuate too far out of range.

      Almost any PSU will shut down (usually safely) if you short the rails together. Try it! It's fun.

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    12. Re:Around the neck by moonbender · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing good things about these "shirts". Do they identifiy you as one of the techno-congniscenti? :)

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    13. Re:Around the neck by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is slashdot. And you assumed a post was written by a woman?

      Anyway, guys nipples are sensitve too. Don't be so suburban.

      -Peter

    14. Re:Around the neck by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I'm really uncomfortable with the words "banging against my nipples" conjuring a certain type of imagery

      Didn't you guess that's all this is? Stick anything on the end of string and hang it between a pair of breasts. Unless it is a male breast, the object will be viewed.

    15. Re:Around the neck by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      While it's beloved of (hardware-inclined) techies the world over, the Swiss Army Knife isn't exactly a tech gadget itself.

      And speaking as the father of a four year old, I'm not sure whether I'd fear more for her or everything within her reach if she got her hands on one...

    16. Re:Around the neck by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Unless you get one of these.

      Then it is a tech-gadget.

    17. Re:Around the neck by mobets · · Score: 1

      An old HP calculater. I'm pretty sure they will be around with the roaches when we are all dead.

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    18. Re:Around the neck by Old+Telco+Guy · · Score: 1

      My office just issued new ID swipe tags which they supplied with a rediculously short neck cord. (I find it really uncomfortable to have a plastic card banging against my nipples all day. Its really distracting.)

      I find any ID/branding on the part of my employer annoying. Unless I'm in a frikkin laser weapon factory, I find having to wear them on my belt, chest or around my neck to be invasive.

      So I stopped doing so about 3 years ago. I just jammed the card in my wallet and that was that. The elevators are "unlocked" by the card, so I'd just lean against the card scanner (which was at waist height) whenever I needed to unlock the elevator.

      I never, ever, ever got any comment about refusing to wear the card on my chest, belt or around my neck. I expected to be hassled and I wasn't. Every single person I worked with, though, happily wore the dancing card on the glittery chain around their necks like they were some sort of carefree puppy with the leash pulled out of their owner's hand. I wonder if the third reich got started that way.

    19. Re:Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, guys nipples are sensitve too. Don't be so suburban.

      Mine aren't. Except when someone pours hot candle wax on them. But luckily, that only happens a couple of times a week.

    20. Re:Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you assumed it wouldn't be written by a woman, you cretin?

      Michelle

    21. Re:Around the neck by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      I walk around with my mobile-phone cord permanently wedget in my ear, actually both ears.

      I'm just listening mp3s on the go.

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    22. Re:Around the neck by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      So the PC can have electronics to detect the short and disable the USB port - more likely in an expensive machine, or a server.

      AFAIK, it is part of the official USB spec that a USB "host" MUST deal with overcurrent.
      I can't remember exactly what the minimum was, but I know that it should not be possible to fry anything by shorting out a USB port.

      I did the research when I was building a USB power adapter for my PDA. I wanted to be sure that I wouldn't nuke a computer it the PDA decided it wanted more power than the computer could provide.

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    23. Re:Around the neck by geschild · · Score: 1

      I was expecting a one-line reply of the grand-parent poster along the lines of:

      "Uh huh."

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    24. Re:Around the neck by tommten · · Score: 1

      well I have a Diva Gem mp3-player w. bluetooth
      doubles as a bluetooth headset so Yes I have my mobile cord in my ears very often.. but poeple don't begin to stare until somebody calls and I begin talking with the mp3-player in my instead of the phone :)

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    25. Re:Around the neck by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Simple statistics, madam. No cretinism whatever.

      -Peter

  21. Girlie stickers by justkarl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Somehow this reminds me of elementary school, when all the girls you knew had these real popular pink stickers with horses and unicorns and stars and hearts all over them, and they would put them all over EVERYTHING they owned. Maybe some of these people are regressing.

    1. Re:Girlie stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be Lisa Frank

      I bought a bunch of them, and it took me a long time to realize that they were for girls.

    2. Re:Girlie stickers by dykofone · · Score: 4, Funny
      You mean the Lisa Frank stickers?

      Oh shit, I just disturbed myself by knowing that.

    3. Re:Girlie stickers by justkarl · · Score: 1

      I did my best to uphold my manhood by not saying the name, thanks for taking care of it for me!!

    4. Re:Girlie stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, on that google images link, look at the size of this bitch!

      His kids are ugly too!

    5. Re:Girlie stickers by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You can know what Lisa Frank stickers are and still affirm your manhood, simply by stating that you have a daughter in elementary school!

      Fatherhood is the ultimate affirmation of your masculinity.

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  23. Which ones work with linux? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    The articles don't tell me which devices will work if I need to use them on Mac, Windows, and Linux machines.

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    1. Re:Which ones work with linux? by Kaduco · · Score: 1

      Any I've attempted have worked so far (minor issues possible with uhci-usb and usbcore on some installations).

    2. Re:Which ones work with linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because it's a moot point. Any OS that supports the USB standard and has Mass Storage drivers supports these things. You can plug them directly into OSX and they show up on the desktop.

      For linux, you have to plug them in, then mount the device into the filesystem, but it can be set to use Supermount (which is probably what OS X is doing). Fedora and other friendly distros have it auto-mount for you.

  24. USB drive Failures by Kaduco · · Score: 2, Informative

    Recently covered these things in a class. Apparently after a few thousand writes they fail rather magnificently. The drive has to keep track of where it's written, and try to write uniformly over the less-used sectors. Learning that made me a little more cautious about how often I use mine (I know it won't make a real difference, but still). Guess that and the speed difference compared to a hard disk (which is MUCH faster) means we won't see these revolutionizing large (GB) data storage nor replacing hard drives.

    1. Re:USB drive Failures by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Hmm this could explain why both mine and my wifes failed after a year of fairly heavy use.

    2. Re:USB drive Failures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      All flash memory has this problem. The flash cards in all your other devices (cameras, pdas, solid state mp3 players) will fail in a similar manner eventually.

  25. What should they be called? by waynegoode · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I hear a lot of names for these things. What should it be? In a recently rejected poll submission to Slashdot, I asked

    What is it?

    • Flash drive
    • Thumb drive
    • USB drive
    • Keychain drive
    • Jump drive
    • Pen drive
    • Memory drive
    • Memory stick

    I use flash drive, like the NY Times article. The Fun Guy likes thumb drive. However, I think that is a trademark. Same for jump drive. A lot of people where I work call them a memory stick--that's very confusing and a Sony trademark. USB drive can refer to hard drives also. Hmmm.......

    Let's settle this (or maybe not). What do you think they should be called?

    1. Re:What should they be called? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like memory stick, except for the stupid Sony connection, so I generally go with flash drive or USB flash (implying drive).

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    2. Re:What should they be called? by poison1701 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you sir, would get some.

    3. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like flash drive, too. But the lay-folk who use them here at the university insist on calling them jump drives. What I'd like is to prevent "jump drive" from becoming the next "scotch tape" or "velcro" where no one can remember if it's a trademark or not and newspapers regularly get letters telling them to cease and desist using lowercase with a trademarked name...

    4. Re:What should they be called? by Lxy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I call them USB flash drives. It's universal enough that just about everyone knows what you're talking about. Jump drives, thumb drives, pen drives, etc are all TMs, and since there is no clear leader in the USB flash drive market you can't universalize it just yet.

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    5. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I am getting old... but I just call it Data.

    6. Re:What should they be called? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Mark me down for "flash drive" for the reasons you've given. Also, "keychain drive" implies that mine wouldn't shatter into a million pieces if I applied torque to its little plastic ring. "Pen drive"? I know they make 'em, but I've never actually seen one. "Memory drive" is right out - anything that stores data could reasonably be called "memory", including a spiral notebook.

      "Flash drive" isn't perfect because it implies a particular type of memory mechanism, but it's the least bad name I've heard to date.

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    7. Re:What should they be called? by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      USB stick.

      Must be a Canadian thing.

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    8. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd like is to prevent "jump drive" from becoming the next "scotch tape" or "velcro"

      Who are you, Lexar Media's* patent/trademark attorney?

      For those who didn't know, Lexar Media owns the trademark on "JumpDrive":

      Filing Date: September 11, 2002
      Published for Opposition: May 6, 2003
      Registration Number: 2742037
      Registration Date: July 29, 2003

    9. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flash drive could be confused by some people as a flash reader or flash memory. USB drive is reserved for hard drives using usb connections. Keychain drive is too specific because it isn't nessesarily a keychain.Jump drive is just a name brand and the word "jump" has nothing to do with what it actully is. Pen Drive is confusing because it's not a pen. Memory drive is both vague and contradictory. So that leaves us with Thumb Drive, and Memory Stick. Which is what I suggest calling them.

    10. Re:What should they be called? by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Just to be annoying...

      I usually call it a USB Key.

      Though that probably is a little misleading :).

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    11. Re:What should they be called? by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      Flash drive. USB drive is ok, but doesn't roll off the tounge as well. Same goes for Keychain drive. Most Flash drives don't have the pen form factor so (I think) Pen Drive is inappropiate.

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    12. Re:What should they be called? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I think I call mine a keychain drive as much as anything else. Of course, that's because I actually keep mine on my keychain. Might not seem as appropriate to someone who doesn't.

      Chris Mattern

    13. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      how about

      e^2 drive
      [prounouced e squared ]

      it means electrically eraseable.

      in a sentence: Who put a sticker on my fscking e^2 drive?!

    14. Re:What should they be called? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      USB Stick. In Europe at least.

    15. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "universal serial bus mem-o-dongle" is what i prefer

    16. Re:What should they be called? by Mateito · · Score: 1

      - Memory stick is too generic: It could be any format. Think about the multitude of different ways of sticking flash in a digital camera.

      - Flash drive doesn't differentiate between the USB and small solid state drives that replace traditional HDs

      - USB drive. Lots of different drives you can hang of a USB port. Not specific enough.

      - Keychain drive. Unless its made out of steel, don't encourage putting it on a key chain.. especially considering the amount of shit most of us already carry in our pockets.

      - Memory Drive. Yuck.

      - Jump Drive. WTF?

      So I vote for Thumb drive or Pen Drive, prepending "USB" if you want, as by referring to size it differentiates its from other forms of "flash" and "memory".

      Make a pretty one, call it a "handbag data companion" and sell it to NY women looking for geek chic.

    17. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says e squared? Nobody. And it should stay that way.

    18. Re:What should they be called? by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      Thumb drive. It is about the size of my thumb, after all.

    19. Re:What should they be called? by Foggiano · · Score: 1

      What about those of us with really big thumbs? My 64 MB drive is a lot closer to the size of my pinkie than my thumb, and if I get a Sandisk Cruzer Micro, it's more like the size of one of my knuckles. I personally prefer the generic "USB drive."

    20. Re:What should they be called? by Mignon · · Score: 1
      Your poll submission was rejected because you left out
      • Taco Drive and
      • Cowboy Stick
    21. Re:What should they be called? by CYwo1f · · Score: 1

      Just to throw another name into the pot, I've always been partial to USB key (drive), although the specificity of that name is questionable too.

    22. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do I. I think it would be interesting to see if it's a regional thing on what they're called...?

    23. Re:What should they be called? by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      My thumbdrive is UV erasable, you insensitive clod.

    24. Re:What should they be called? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      It's a "Bling Drive" now.

    25. Re:What should they be called? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      Most Flash drives don't have the pen form factor so Pen Drive is inappropiate

      Strictly speaking, no. But they are almost universally thin and long, a shape that may be associated with many different objects, though certainly with pens, and there are indeed pens with dimensions similar to many drives.

      I believe that pen drive is one of the better terms because it implies the portability and size that is asociated with them (which is also implied by keychain drive, but not by USB/flash drive.)

      I usually call it a "USB pen drive" which somehow rolls off my tongue well.

    26. Re:What should they be called? by amembleton · · Score: 1

      Pen Drive

    27. Re:What should they be called? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      I call it a USB drive. I don't have a flash drive, it's actually a 1-inch hard drive with a 1.25 GB capacity.

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    28. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      easy...usb mass storage device

    29. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obsolete in 2 years....

    30. Re:What should they be called? by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1

      A few days ago my father told me he wanted a "jump drive". Had no clue what he was talking about, but it turns out to be a certain brand name for 'em. He then proceeded to start calling them "flash drives". Go figure.

      In my mind, flash is Compact Flash; Memory stick is Sony. USB/thumb/keychain drive? Makes sense. An actual reference to something unique (more or less) about the device itself! Pen/memory drive? I can't see it catching on.

      Until he actually bought the thing, I had no clue what he meant. Then again, he rarely knows, himself. ;P

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    31. Re:What should they be called? by microsnot · · Score: 1

      I also call it a USB Key. I'm pretty sure traditionally they were referred to with that name. IIRC USB Key name was also used to refer to a USB dongle by some motherboard manufacturer (although if you reset the BIOS the default is to work without the USB Key)

    32. Re:What should they be called? by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1

      removeable USB solid state device (with or w/o HID compatibility) :)

    33. Re:What should they be called? by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 1

      sounds like a /. poll topic (hint: submit it to them)

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    34. Re:What should they be called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple - necklaces

    35. Re:What should they be called? by benito27uk · · Score: 1
      What part of

      "In a recently rejected poll submission to Slashdot, I asked "

      Did you miss?

    36. Re:What should they be called? by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 1

      Apparently, all. he he

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  26. You're all a bunch of girly-men!!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wear a ST-506 on a 3/4", chrome-plated chain around my neck! **BLING* *BLING**!!!

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    1. Re:You're all a bunch of girly-men!!!! by poeman · · Score: 1

      Is it at least RLL formatted? If it's only MFM, you're a chump! :-)

  27. not cool enough by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not cool enough to have a thumb drive. I think I might have a broken USB dongle somewhere though. Would that make me cool? Or would I be better off wearing a parallel port dongle around my neck instead?

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  28. USB watch by jsebrech · · Score: 1

    I've had a USB watch for a while now. It's inconspicuous enough that no one has noticed it's anything but a normal watch without me pointing it out to them, and extremely difficult to lose (unless you make a habit of losing your watch). That's the way I think technology should be: invisible, functional and highly usable.

  29. Re: Retro fashion by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Hey, great idea about old school gadgets. I know, you could carry around a hard drive enclosure, and wear a platter on your head kind of like a halo... oh... wait...

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  30. Karma already maxed, I'm bored -- blogsafe link! by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

    Blogsafe version (get yer blogsafe NYT links at http://nytimes.blogspace.com/genlink -- why Slashdot doesn't know about this yet I don't know)

  31. People who think too much. by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

    "Anything you wear around your neck becomes jewelry," said Ellen Lupton, director of the master of fine arts program in graphic design at Maryland Institute College of Art in Baltimore and the curator of contemporary design at the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum in New York.

    And wear it around her neck is what she does. "A lanyard comes with them," Lupton said. "You're going to wear it, and if you're going wear it you want it to be cool. Why hide it?" To hers, she has added a wrap of decorative tape. "People really comment on it because they think it looks nice," she said.


    People wear a lot of things around their neck, that doesn't make it jewelry, such as my phtoID badge. I wear my usb drive there for many reaons, 1 being I don't like sitting with things in my pocket 2 You notice real quick if it's gone. I'm getting tired of people trying to make comparisons where they don't belong. I oculd care less what color mine is or if it's shiney. The only thing I care about is the storage side. God I hate when things go mainstream, for just this reason.

    Now I know how the the fans of back street boys felt when they went from underground to pop. Oh wait nevermind.

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  32. Mine's attached to ... by bushboy · · Score: 1

    My earing.

    Makes it kinda difficult to get work done when I'm transferring data to it, my boss thinks I'm taking a nap when I'm using it.

    But heck, it sure looks coolio daddio !

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  33. Win9x by Nexzus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've found that mine needs drivers for Win9x, so I need to keep them right there in the root of the drive.

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    1. Re:Win9x by micromoog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I used to keep my DOS CD-ROM drivers on a CD-ROM near the computer.

  34. Not really Fashionable by kai.chan · · Score: 1

    Since Slashdot readers aren't known for having a fashion sense, I think some "techno-congniscenti" thinking that a USB flash drive is fashionable, doesn't really make it fashionable. Personally, I don't think wearing a USB thumb drives is very fashionable. Cords are pretty casual, but wearing cords with a USB thumb drive just doesn't work. I know a few models, and I assure you that they will never be caught with a tech device hung around their necks.

  35. New Yorkers by sql*kitten · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    So New Yorkers are dim-witted shallow-minded pretentious posers?

    This is NEWS?!

  36. Static, anyone ... ? by thrill12 · · Score: 1
    I wrecked about two flash-drives in various formats:

    An MP3-player (DIVA) with 64 Mb builtin flash - can only write 32 Mb anymore - the other half is broke (though it is fun to hear music I put on 2 years ago again, from the broken part :)

    My Pendrive (USB 2.0, Hi-Speed) of 256Mb. It originally had an emulated floppy drive plus harddrive aboard, now it only got a harddrive of a mere 128Mb. The other 128Mb is wrecked beyond repair.
    Do I mistreat them? I don't think so - not if wearing them around in ones pockets is mistreating. They are so unbelieveably sensible to static (even when properly capped) that I decided to simply stick to the good-ol' compact-flash or [name your removeable memory card here] so I can exchange them when they're broke. That includes not buying an mp3-player with only built-in memory...

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  37. Okay, let me get this straight... by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a "blueberry" cellphone that can browse the web on my belt. On the other side, I've got a RIM pager. Also on the belt is a Nite-Ize pouch with a Leatherman Wave and a mini-Maglite. On my wrist is a watch that not only tells time, it's got a compass an altimeter built in. My class ring says "Georgia Institute of Technology." I've got a SecurID token, a military surplus can opener, and the platter separator from an ST-225 hard disk on my keyring-- which itself was vendor swag from HP. ...and you're trying to tell me I need a USB flash widget so people can tell I'm a geek?

    1. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by dykofone · · Score: 1
      Man, don't ever go near an airport.

      Also, I used to carry around pretty much the same assortment in high school, but found that a small pair of binoculars actually come in really handy. That and the Pentax Optio S digicam (fits in an Altoids tin) and you'll be ready to have "geek" yelled at you from just about anywhere. I always considered myself a boyscout (motto: always be prepared) who never went outside....

    2. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      You had me at blueberry.

    3. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah i have a silver O ring made out of some space age aluminium from a deconstructed hdd on my keychain too. but all that flair is probably making up for something else (hint, look down)

    4. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by MobileC · · Score: 1

      Not a geek, a git.

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    5. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5.25", 3.5", or 2.5" Drive?

    6. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by don.g · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Maybe they're insufficiently secure in their geekery, and therefore require lots of junk hanging off their belt and in their pockets to reassure themselves :-)

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    7. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by metlin · · Score: 1

      Yet, I've never anything fitting the description in the sacred halls of CoC?

      *raised eyebrows*

      Who're you, Thad Starner? :-p

    8. Re:Okay, let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      TECHNO BILL! (* gasp *)

      /me has a fax

  38. all "thumbed" up? by aquadood · · Score: 1

    Is this the tech world's equivalent of the "chain and lock" around your neck made popular by the 80s?

  39. Especially if you personalize it with stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Type-R? Bananco or Gorilla's Choice? Wackey Packs? Sounds quite techno-whatever.

  40. U.S.B by kidgenius · · Score: 1

    Anybody else get sick of NYT saying "U.S.B." with the periods, instead of the commonly accepted USB?

  41. This is the one I want by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1
  42. Flash Drive by rkhalloran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a flash-memory chip on a USB plug, call it what it is.

    1. Re:Flash Drive by rpdillon · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Hey, where did you get that flash-memory chip on a USB plug?"

      "Oh, over at Newegg.com. They have a great flash-memory chip on a USB plug selection. I got this flash-memory chip on a USB plug because it has 512 MB or memory and was only $40. Pretty sweet, huh?"

      Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll stick with "flash drive".

    2. Re:Flash Drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget the name, I just wanna know where you get a 512MB drive for $40!!

  43. Techno-congniscenti must be Latin for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...stupid idiots.

    Stickers? Stickers! What were you thinking?

  44. Thumb Drives... as bling! by lothar97 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm not going to wear my thumb drive until some cool hiphop star like Nelly of 50 Cent starts sporting their own thumb drive as bling. Then it stops being "geeky" and starts being "cool" or "badas$$".

    I, of course, did not use my iPod out of the house until 50 Cent was brave enough to wear his in a video.

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    1. Re:Thumb Drives... as bling! by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      iPods were considered 'cool' long before 50 Cent donned one, and as far as I know MP3 players were never really considered 'geeky' for long - The 'bling' kids at my college have had them for ages - this was the first time I heard the baseball-capped brigade talking about cool in terms of megabytes, but it's been going for a long time.

      It's also kinda sad you limited your use of what is, obviously, a device that is supposed to be mobile solely because the latest 'gangsta' rapper hadn't made it 'bling' to own it yet. If you were joking, I apologise, but if you're not, that's a really bad way to live your life.

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    2. Re:Thumb Drives... as bling! by lothar97 · · Score: 1

      It does not appear that I acheived the goal of my original post. I apologize for my poor effort, and shall endeavor to do better in the future.

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  45. Well I'm sure glad they invented them ... by bushboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was getting tired of wearing my bling bling CD necklace ...

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    1. Re:Well I'm sure glad they invented them ... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      You kid but I knew a gy in college who wore one.

  46. ...and cost. by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 3, Informative


    1GB is the biggest I've seen and the best deal on that is at newegg. $84 is hard to beat for a 1GB stick.

    Remarkable how much these have dropped in price, it wasn't very long ago that 1GB flash was up around 200-300 bucks! I remember thinking I got a deal when I bought a 64MB for $20 a year and a half ago.

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    R(k)
    1. Re:...and cost. by jekewa · · Score: 1

      Damn. Out of stock.

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    2. Re:...and cost. by masoncooper · · Score: 4, Informative

      I got my PQI stick in last week and it's amazing! It's fast enough to compile off of and 1GB means it'll be a LONG time before you run out. The coolest part is that it come with a wallet insert so for the thickness of about 2.5 credit cards you can carry 2 sticks everywhere you go. Someone mentioned that Tiger Direct was sold out. I got mine from Surplus Computers, does anyone know why these cards have taken such a steep drop in price?

    3. Re:...and cost. by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Damn! Mine is a wee bit older and didn't come with the enclosure to turn it into a full-sized USB key (mind you, still works, just no lanyard or cap, so I carry it in the credit card thing). If NewEgg shipped outside of USA, they'd have a sale. Now I have to go look for that package in the Great White North. I'm very happy with my flashdrive, so I have no idea why the price is down, but I'm happy about it! Thanks for the info! Now I just need to find out if I can run Ghost or Drive Image or something from a USB Key and then connect to my USB hard drive to recover an image - I'm trying to develop an external backup (full image) capability for my XP box, since I always (despite firewalls and such) fear for its longevity...

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    4. Re:...and cost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't compile anything on it. Flash media has a very limited amount of writes before it fails. you could kill it in months instead of years

    5. Re:...and cost. by masoncooper · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, the PQI stick comes with software that will take a bootable floppy and turn that USB key into a bootable drive. Mine is set to boot Ghost with Network and USB Drive support so any machine I'm at can be ghosted. It's also nice to be able to launch any DOS utility when needed.

    6. Re:...and cost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:...and cost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      One of the new murphy's laws... If you can blame the iPod and don't, someone else will.

      The cost for memory has been headed down since the first new-generation mp3 player came out. Then USB storage drives got popular, and they use flash memory. Memory cards were already in use in most technology (dvd cameras, PDAs, etc), and the only real difference between SD, MMC or CF, next to flash memory is how the same media is used. More or data pathways, in relation, with higher or lower transfer speed; they're nominally the same. Some have proprietary software on each card (Sony's Memory Stick), and others are open books.

      This saturation of the market has allowed all sorts of things that a specialised market does not. You can get USB drives that have been silk-screened for a company logo, with or without optional built-in flash-based mp3 player, and every other peripheral you could want.

      Personally, I'm waiting on a self-contained USB drive with built-in wifi fileserver mode that you can plug a USB power supply onto (the self-sustained kind) and treat the drive like a hotspot fileserver. That way I can upgrade the portable storage for my PDA exponentially.

      All of these things lower the price. The -sudden- drop hit around the time that demand for flashdrives slowed down, and the companies that make them kept pumping out drives at full speed. That was when the massive boom happened, saturating the market with usb-mp3-players recently. This also led to massive surplus of some memory types... And since some companies make USB drives out of off-the-shelf parts (small Compact Flash drives, SD drives, whathaveyou) and new USB drives have come out that act as adapters for CF and SD cards... Well, this has led to bulk shipments of low-end memory becoming cheap, and high end memory simply getting cheaper. Now you are paying for the encasement more than the memory.

      Personally, I have a 512mb Cruzer Titanium Sandisk, which can take an unbelievable beating.. I'm really rather fond of it.

    8. Re:...and cost. by MacGod · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a little (ie: a lot) more expensive, but drives do go bigger than 1GB:

      BusLink 8GB drive

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    9. Re:...and cost. by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 1


      Holy crap! That's almost 2 grand! It looks like they just slapped 4 x 2GB sticks together (the center "cylinder" appears almost twice the size of the outer).

      It'd be an interesting (but expensive) experiment to create a 10-20 USB port bus and make a Flash RAID. Hot-swapability is already built right in, though even at 8GB size, there's no justification. But it would be neat.

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      R(k)
    10. Re:...and cost. by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 1

      You can now buy a 64 MB stick for 20 dollars from a German band who are (I think) the first to distribute a new single on USB Sticks. Plus, the USB stick has a fashionable design of the band's logo on it. It's a good band if you like Punk Rock and/or German.

      One of their songs (written and sung in English)
      A German song.

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  47. Ignore this trend by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

    It'll be over in two weeks anyway. I don't put the damn thing around my neck or on my keychain anyway. It's in my laptop bag or in my pocket.

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    Crushing my karma one post at a time.
  48. Around the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wear my thumb drive around my neck also. With more pc's coming out with usb slots in the front it really is convenient.

    Does anyone else have this problem? I plug in my thumb drive and my pc powers off.

  49. Overclocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I overclocked mine with some slick racing stripes.

  50. techno-congniscenti? by macshune · · Score: 4, Funny

    does a mispelling of "cognoscente" mean that you're also a member of the techno-illiterati?:)

    1. Re:techno-congniscenti? by joranbelar · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're both half-right - it'd be congnoscenti (plural) ;)

    2. Re:techno-congniscenti? by ZooDog · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe it's cognoscenti.

    3. Re:techno-congniscenti? by mferrare · · Score: 1

      What about drop-and-drag?

      It's what I do with my suitcase when I travel...

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    4. Re:techno-congniscenti? by fatmanone · · Score: 1

      congniscenti as in consigligliere?

    5. Re:techno-congniscenti? by chawly · · Score: 1

      I, for one, belive this to be the case. In fact I'm sure of it. Everybody - and I mean eveybody - should own a dictionary.

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  51. What no smoke bombs? No lockpick?!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    If you were really '133t, you'd invent some sort of toolbelt to carry all your gizmos in!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  52. Thumb drives as fashion by halo1982 · · Score: 1

    pfft these silly plastic things...i'm waiting to pick one up until I can find a Gucci thumb drive.

  53. Any ideas on security by twfry · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've been thinking about getting one of these and putting most of my day to day working files on it. The problem is there is some sensitive data that I need to protect somehow.

    So far my best idea has been to encrypt all the files with AES or something similar and keep the encryption tool as the only non-encrypted file. This way I can access all my files anywhere but at the same time I won't worry if it's lost since the data is protected.

    After hunting around TrueCrypt seems like the best option.

    So, does anyone have any suggestions or experiences to share?

    Thanks

    1. Re:Any ideas on security by GeorgeNorton · · Score: 1

      The software included with my PQI intelligent stick includes support for making password protected partitions on it, im not sure how secure it is though (or if Linux supports the password protected partitons.)

    2. Re:Any ideas on security by sneakers563 · · Score: 1
      I use crosscrypt with a couple of bat files to mount and unmount the filesystem. It seemed a bit more lightweight than truecrypt and truecrypt seemed to be pretty stagnant for awhile due to licensing issues.

      YMMV

    3. Re:Any ideas on security by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 1
      I have had very good experiences with Dozecrypt.

      It is a small program that will fit on the thumb drive abd it has a whole array of different encryption algorithms and strengths.

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      :wq!

    4. Re:Any ideas on security by Xibby · · Score: 2, Informative

      I only keep a few important documents on my flash drive. Since I have to move between Windows and Linux (and occasionally Macs...) I have multiple binaries of GnuPG on the drive.

      Ideally, you want some way to write directly into the encrypted file. I'm not aware of anything to do that myself...yet. Only started looking.

      For now I just encrypt and decrypt a zip file (gpg -c --cipher-algo AES256 file.zip). The obvious flaw here is that yes...you can use an undelete program to retrieve the unencrypted zip file off the drive (I've successfully done so.)

      My goal was to generally make the drive un interesting to someone who finds it. Unless they have some knowledge of how things work, they're either going to open up the text file with my contact info or wipe the drive clean because double clicking on these .gpg files doesn't do anything...

      What I'd like to do is throw an encrypted file system image on the thing. That way only a previous version of the encrypted file system image could be recovered. Until I find something cross platform that doesn't require software to be installed on the host computer, that just isn't an option though. My advise is just don't put anything on it that you don't want someone else to see. Or get a piercing and attach your flash drive by a chain. Maybe you'll start an Office Punk trend...

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  54. I wear my TRS-80 around my neck. Flava Flav style! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    yeeaaaaaah boy!

    Kicking it up with the cassette tape drive.

    Go 16k!
    Go 16k!

  55. Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this gonna turn into another gizmo people are stupid enough to show off, and then are shocked when it's stolen by street thugs, ala the iPod?

    Idiots.

    Personally, I keep my flash drives hidden, so that my p0rn^H^H^H^Himportant files are kept safe and sound, and so my mom^H^H^Hgirlfriend doesn't find them. Yeah, that's it, my hot, sexy, 18-year-old girlfriend.

  56. and for the record... by macshune · · Score: 1

    and yes, for the record, i purposefully misspelled 'misspelling'. i think it's cooler that way...

    1. Re:and for the record... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Fine bye me.

  57. Instead of stickers... by punxking · · Score: 1

    I think I would go with a big old wad of duct tape, since the microscopic piece of plastic that made my jump drive "key chainable" broke almost immediately.

    Now my thumb drive is like so many other "conveniently small" items in my life, I'm forever looking around trying to figure out where I put it. Yep, sure glad I saved that data!

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  58. I guess I'm just not hip, then... by jht · · Score: 1

    I keep my Lexar 512MB JumpDrive (in)secure safely tucked away in my pocket, rather than make a fashion statement from it. Silly me. I thought the only fashion statement they made was the ever popular "the wearer of this is a dork" statement.

    Things have come a long way, though. A couple of years ago, I bought a mess o' them to use at my old company for DR documentation and remote access tools - they were DiskOnKey 128MB units that were fairly hefty and cost about $130 each. A bargain at the time. My 512MB JumpDrive cost me about $60 and is less than 1/4 the dimensions. And a couple of months ago, Microsoft sent me a free 128MB flash disk as some kind of suck-up to their partners.

    The article mentions how some folks are using them as promotional items - at the rate the prices are plummeting I may even consider having a batch printed up next year.

    What to keep on them? Well, my 512MB drive has a whole mess of Mac and PC troubleshooting tools on it, a copy of SP2, a copy of the Ultimate Boot CD, and installers for a few anti-spyware programs. And I still have a couple of hundred megs free. IF floppies weren't already dying, these would have killed them.

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    -- Josh Turiel
    "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
  59. Geek Chic by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

    I always wondered when the très chic from Geek Chic would flaunt her USB bling. Since her last entry in 2000, I've been left wanting ...

    1. Re:Geek Chic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Honey, does this USB flash drive make me look fat?"

  60. iomega usb thumb drives SUCKS by PhiberOptix · · Score: 5, Informative

    i dont know (or care) about stilish thumb drives, but one advice >>

    dont get near those crap iomega usb thumb drives. Our ti manager thought they looked cool, and bought about a dozen of them. 3 months later, all of them were broken and were replaced by cheaper and better ones made by kingston.

  61. Re:Holy Crap! What next!? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    Wow, that seems really cool except... ...I don't actually have a desired for a flatscreen TV. Even a free one. Does that mean I'm ill?

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  62. Losing trademarks by waynegoode · · Score: 1

    Yea. I am amazed that Webster's is not a trademark. I wonder when Frisbee (R) and Ethernet (R) will lose there status. Soon we'll hear "Jump Drive brand USB flash memory drive devices from Lexar Media, Inc. (R)". See this for more on lost trademarks.

    1. Re:Losing trademarks by drwatson.exe · · Score: 1

      as google gets used more and more as a verb in common speech... i'm thinking "google brand" may be in our futures.

  63. I like this thumbdrive by smurf975 · · Score: 1

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 0CG81A/qid=1095967944/sr=8-3/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i3_xgl 23/002-4023038-8472009?v=glance&s=photo&n=5078 46

    It is a small and simple digital camera with 64mb memory which can be also used to store files on. As big as a thumbdrive and allows you to take pictures anytime (as long as their is enough light) and move your personal files with you.

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  64. I wonder... by drigz · · Score: 0

    ...if the people with sticker covered USB flash drives around their neck know about how close USB is to being DRMed by MS? Maybe if they did they might care?

  65. Excellent! by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    This means they're going mainstream. That'll drive down the price and make it that much easier to carry Smalltalk images in my pocket.

    See, the whole great thing about mainstream computing is that it subsidizes my--er, our--cool projects. The more it becomes fashionable, the more people will buy them and the cheaper the basic units will get. So I say we should be encouraging this trend.

    And investing in sticker companies.

  66. Just wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did they make them click incessantly, so you'd know the thumb drive was useless and that you'd probably damaged your USB port as well?

    "Iomega: If you can't be good, be consistent." (TM)

  67. Sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cheap, fast, durable, easy to use Sounds like my last girlfriend... too bad she didn't hold much data!

  68. Yeah, don't use a Lexar 'JumpDrive Secure'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  69. 2nd Anniversary, the USB Anniversary by trilks · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can give USB thumb drives to my girlfriend as a gift?

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  70. And this.. by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    ...folks, is why I do not participate in "fashion".

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  71. Shiny Shiny by superflippy · · Score: 1

    For keychain drives that truly are fashion statements, check out some of the finds over on shiny shiny, including one that looks like a cat, accompanied by the memorable headline "Store things in your pussy."

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  72. Absolutely wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posers know how to drive.

  73. Wearing Your Key Drive Proudly! by Photoshop+Geek+GRRRL · · Score: 1

    I wear mine around my neck at the college I work for so I don't forget it one of the drives! It's great for collecting student assignments. I love when people ask me what it is and I can tell them it's 1000 floppies around my neck! It's the best piece of jewlery my husband has ever given me!

  74. and as with cellphones... by drwatson.exe · · Score: 1

    they should never be worn as a fasion accessory.
    if you find yourself with a cellphone displayed on your hip or a flashdrive for a neck tie, you need to stop; take a step back; and analyze your social conciousness (or lack of).

  75. More than just storage by cibus · · Score: 1

    I'm using a PenDragon (from torspoal). This thumbdrive also packs a 802.3b WLAN interface - and yes, you can keep the drivers on the stick :) Anyways, if I wear it on a string around my neck does it make me one of the cool guys or just a lamer trying too hard?

    1. Re:More than just storage by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Hey that's cool (PenDragon).
      I'd buy one right now if I could confirm that both the storage and the Wi-Fi part work with Linux. That is, if I could find a domestic mail-order vendor for it also.

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    2. Re:More than just storage by cibus · · Score: 1

      Works for me on GNU/Linux using the linux-wlan-ng driver(WLAN interface). The storage part works like any USB mass-storage device.

  76. One Question by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Is it the b/w or the later color edition...

    Sigh, I miss my "Trash 80" sometimes.

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:One Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a coco 2. favorite games: Dungeons of Daggorath Canyon Climber Break out.

  77. Wow... by alexandre · · Score: 1

    Must be a real hit with the "tag me a barcode in the neck" crowd... ;)

  78. Story probably paid for thumb drive makers. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Trying to make them seem fasionable. I know a lot of people who have them, Myself included. But I just put them on my key chain so I can hide in my pocket when I am not using it. As well everyone else either keeps them in in their breafcase or with their laptop stuff. With necklace that comes with them I put my spare keys on them so if I need someone to look after the cats while I am gone I can give them that key and there is enough slack for them not to loose it easily. Noone I know actully wares it around their neck. If they do they are usually asking to get beat up. Or they read and beleave silly NYT articles. While I like technology I don't think it should be shown as a fassion statement with the only exception are watches. But in that case where I need to make fasion I have a nice analog watch with shiny metal. Having a plastic stick in not fassion.

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  79. JOGR 1GB... by Physics+Dude · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is the best thumb drive I've seen. It's waterproof, shockproof (encapsulated in superball material so it can take 1000G's of abuse). ;)

    Brand: JOGR
    Capacity: 1 GB
    Interface: USB 2.0
    Price: $105 shipped ;)

    I love this thing!

    1. Re:JOGR 1GB... by wmaker · · Score: 4, Funny

      shockproof (encapsulated in superball material

      it doubles as a bouncy ball?! I'm on it.

  80. Nothing new... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny
    A while ago the geek fashion statement was to hang an HP48 pouch from your belt. Before that, a slide rule in a leather case.

    For the EE, wearing a static wristband...

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  81. techno-congniscenti? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you're still dorks. Same as if the dorks of old would have worn their floppy disks around their necks.

  82. These fad people annoy the hell out of me by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti.

    Riiight. This fad is for those who think they're 'in the know' because they picked up some skillz by watched their admin right click my computer and click properties. The crowd that is just dangerous enough to delete their registry. And now they're cool because they keep their super leet document around their necks saying "Look at me, I'm important, I've got 'my documents' around my neck!". Nothing annoys me more than these people. Its like that ITT Tech commercial with the 40 year old PT Cruiser driving soccer mom got a degree as an "IT Professional" by "inventing a database" in Access and is expecting to make $80,000 a year!

    Someone please meta-moderate the Slashdot RSS feed so I only see intelligent stories.

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    1. Re:These fad people annoy the hell out of me by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1
      Quoth aardwolf204
      Someone please meta-moderate the Slashdot RSS feed so I only see intelligent stories.
      That's going to be a very short list.
    2. Re:These fad people annoy the hell out of me by ObjectiveGiant · · Score: 1

      OMG! I know the exact f***ing commercial you are talking about! Every time it comes on tv, my wife tells me to turn my head because it's "that commercial" again. "I love my PT Cruiser..." ::puke::

      What viewing area are you located in? From the dialect/accent, I assumed that this commercial was restricted to the VA market.

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    3. Re:These fad people annoy the hell out of me by shadowlordseth · · Score: 1

      it airs in smithfield, VA.

    4. Re:These fad people annoy the hell out of me by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      I'm in Williamsburg, VA. I *hate* that commercial.

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  83. The googles! They do nothging! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear God, what resplendant polychromatic cacaphony! Don't eat the brown acid!

  84. I like to roll all of the names into one by BashDot · · Score: 1

    It's a USB Thash-jumping-penchain memory drive, or USB TJPM for short.

    What?

  85. Statement: "Mug Me" by martensitic · · Score: 1

    Nothing says "I have disposable income and little common sense" like flaunting a USB drive around your neck. This is up there with strapping your IPod to your arm, like the white headphones aren't a bad enough giveaway. Maybe it's the new yorker in me, but I prefer to keep my consumer electronics discreetly out of sight, thank you.

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  86. You insensitive clod! by Ben+Brighton · · Score: 1

    I too call it a USB key. It goes on my keychain and is the size of a key.

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    Just back up one song from the album, and a text file that says "more shit like this". Think of the space you save -Mant
  87. since I have no mod ability... by atomicbirdsong · · Score: 1


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  88. Back in the beginning of the 80ies by ballpoint · · Score: 1
    I wore a chip with a gold top on a white ceramic substrate, connected with visible gold traces to gold pins - which I bent around the ceramic and soldered to a gold chain - around my neck.

    I don't remember what kind of chip it was, but it looked really classy, with the gold trims and all. And believe it or not, but every girl I met was fascinated. Chips were fairly new and talked up in the media back then.

    Just to say that fashion is very important to girls - as if you didn't knew that already - and being a geek doesn't automatically get you disqualified.

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  89. Thumbprint thumbdrive by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    Imagenix has a thumbdrive that may be cool even among non-geeks.

  90. Time to flaunt my Hello Kitty and Sponge Bob stick by bchernicoff · · Score: 1

    Time to flaunt my Hello Kitty and Sponge Bob stickers

  91. Re: Vuarnet by Iorek · · Score: 1

    Vuarnet T-shirts... Ah, elementary school. Don't forget the Daniel Hechter sweatshirts; I had to buy a girl's one because I was so small. Little did I know that two slashes above the name go the other way on the girl's stuff, so everyone knew... *blush*

  92. Plastic pocket protector? by sammy_cda · · Score: 1

    What does it mean that I still use a plastic pocket protector?

  93. Re:Karma already maxed, I'm bored -- blogsafe link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot also knows about HTML 1.0 but that doesn't stop it from not using it.

  94. Deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  95. iPods by fsterman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am amazed no one has mentioned that 40gb portable hard disk- the iPod. Screw files, I move computer images to the far flung and scattered computers at my work. Many have only 56k modems, which makes it nuts to do every damn patch over. At some places I need to make a custom image on the spot, I give the CD's to the staff and use my iPod to do image computers while I'm there.

    Really USB thumb drives are already old. Cheap? Yes, but only until HD prices come down enough. Not cheap when compared to 1 and 2 Gig ones! For an iPod it is $399/40= $9.9, or ten bucks a gig. $10/Gig vs $100/Gig now that's kicking Flash drives ass! And if it's style you want 4Gig iPod Mini is $250 is still $62/Gig.

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  96. I am Uber Geek! by borwells · · Score: 1

    Whenever I whip out my Executive Pen Drive all other geeks bow down before my greatness.

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  97. mine... by nuggetman · · Score: 1

    my dorm key, the key to the trunk in my room, and my 128mb lexar jump drive (the long thin red ones) are all on one key ring, which is attached to a red carabiner (it matches the drive, that makes me trendy... or its just a nice coincidence) that goes on my belt loop. when i go home i juts add a second ring which has house and car keys.

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  98. No shot from the movie though! However... by antdude · · Score: 1

    This shows the screen capture and its caption without registration. ;)

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  99. Why? by ericdano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why get a flash drive when you can do the same thing with your iPod? You can kill two birds with one stone.

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    1. Re:Why? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Because an iPod will never be as durable as a solid state device.

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    2. Re:Why? by ericdano · · Score: 2, Informative
      Ha!

      I've been through 3 USB Flash drives. Durable is not something I'd use in a sentence with Flash Drives.

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    3. Re:Why? by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      While the mini-pod is pretty small, it is still too big to conveniently carry around my neck. In cases where that is method of carrying data is preferred/required, the iPod would not be a good solution.

      That said, since my employeer has now banned USB drives in the building, the iPod is looking like a good investment to listen to mp3's at work. It play mp3's right? It would be even better if it played ogg format as I am planning on moving to that format for music.

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    4. Re:Why? by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it plays MP3s. No Ogg. Honestly, AAC 160 or higher sounds excellent to me........

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    5. Re:Why? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Do you treat your iPod the same as you treat your flash drives?

      If so, I'm impressed, and possibly even corrected. I very much doubt that's the case, though. Simply put: any portable device that's solid state will be more durable on average than a device that's hard-drive based. Yeah, I know the iPod is very well designed, but hard drives are still very sensative to mechanical shock.

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    6. Re:Why? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      I don't treat my stuff bad. The USB Flash drive I have/had simply stopped working with my computers. One computer would see it, mount it, and I could copy files to it. The other couldn't see it as a drive and wanted to format it. Reformatting the USB Drive on either computer didn't do anything.

      I use my iPod now. It has a very protective case. And when I transfer files, I can do it via Firewire which is a little faster (3 minutes, probably 2x that time if it was a USB device).

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  100. The missing CowboyNeal option by waynegoode · · Score: 1

    I used to think that was why my polls were rejected. However, my poll submission for "Favorite Necco Wafer" made it without a CowboyNeal option. (Sorry, yes I submitted it.) Based on that poll being accepted, I think the "flash drive name" poll was rejected because it wasn't meaningless enough.

  101. Missing Option by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1
    • Vector [as in virus]
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  102. I dont know why this bugs me so much by ilsie · · Score: 1

    They dot the acronym "U.S.B." but not "CD," "PC," pr "DVD."

  103. Nouns as verbs by waynegoode · · Score: 1
    In English, any noun can be verbed.

    Mark Twain (?)

  104. Ha! by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny
    but that wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti, especially if you personalize it with stickers.

    Ha! I mock your attempt at trying to look like one of the techno-cognoscenti by wearing a thumb drive around your neck. I wear an EMC Symmetrix around my neck so I can store several terabytes of data. Admittedly this has made certain things (eating, going to the bathroom, leaving the data center) difficult but when my friends come over they're all impressed at how 133t I am!

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  105. Well shoot son by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    Your point about the placement or omission of the apostrophe is valid.

    It's probably a different transliteration scheme. Like pinyin, Wade-Giles, or IPA for Chinese.

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  106. What's the point of a thumb drive? by tetsuji · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what use is a thumb drive? Every computer I've used in the past four or five years has had an internet connection. I can download PuTTY onto a windows box in less than a minute and sftp into any one of half a dozen machines I use on a regular basis. What do people actually use these things for? I mean, I thought the sneaker net went out with 3.5" floppies.

  107. People are already doing this...sadly by eseiat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is an article from C|Net about people who are doing that very thing. The novelty factor of using a cell phone from 1985 is almost as long as the battery life would be for one of those phones. After that, you are just stuck with 10lbs of digital obscurity and some brain tumors to boot.

  108. Depends on what you call style by serutan · · Score: 1

    wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti ... either that or it pegs you for a hopeless dork. Take your pick.

  109. Why? by OxygenPenguin · · Score: 1

    Who are the stupid fuckers who have to make everything technology into a fashion statement?

    This is like the case modding phase that started a few years ago. All of the sudden, tools invaded every LAN party i used to go to.

    I think that if I saw someone walking down the street with their Pen Drive around their neck, it'd be hard to not beat their ass.

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  110. why is this +2 funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  111. Might be OK .... by Knightfall · · Score: 1

    Come on ... geek fantasy ... your significant other meets you at the door after a tough day of admining/coding/db'ing wearing NOTHING but one of these ... hmmmmmmmmmmmm gotta go call the wife now!

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  112. This article is crap by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Guy Kawasaki, a venture capitalist

    Riiiiight, that's what makes guy significant and worth listening to. Because he's a vulture capitalist. Michel Marriott, the NYT correspondent who wrote this tripe, is a triple asshat for not being able to use google.

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  113. Consumer by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Neither. It identifies you as a good consumer. I guess that most people are into that...

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  114. Width Matters More by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, width matters more. That's bandwidth; get your minds out of the gutter.

  115. Re:Holy Crap! What next!? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    What's next:

    • You'll be able to buy cheap plastic USB key look-a-alikes that are non-functional but look like the real thing at any drug store checkout counter for $1.99.
    • Third graders will start wearing them to school.
    • People will be able to buy decals to "upgrade" their USB key.
    • Think of how much respect you'll get walking into DefCon with a USB key that has something like 32 GB written on the side of it.
    • Or, better still, an extra long manly connector that suggests you are a dude that taps into that data stream directly.
    • And, just like the lowrider cars with neon license plate frames, night visibility of USB keys will be enhanced by a soft purple glow around the edges.
    • Or like the rotating wheel covers that make a stopped car look like it's moving, USB keys will be equipped with gyroscopic stabilizers so that even when you're dancing with one around your neck it will move "as if it were subject to some mysterious force" - "Yeah, baby!"
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  116. USB Drives are soooo yesterday by kalel666 · · Score: 1

    This is what the cool kids are wearing: http://www.kanguru.com/fireflash.html

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  117. "Pen" drive by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1
    Instead of the bling-bling, fat and ugly pen drives out there, I prefer the secret spy pen drive. It is a real pen which sports a hidden USB connector and flash drive inside the barrel.

    Others who need pocket tools on their job may prefer a swiss army drive.

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  118. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  119. I wear mine... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
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  120. Fashion? I've got a better idea! by BitwiseX · · Score: 0

    Remember those panties that had a pocket in the front for your ..ViBrAtInG.. pager?

    USB thumbdrives that double as female pleasure devices!

  121. With the size of it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, dont make it any harder on yourself!

  122. A recommendation by karniv0re · · Score: 2, Informative

    While we're doing thumb drive reviews, I might offer my review:

    I bought a 16MB Memory Bar for $20 a few years back. Since then, it's been through the wash twice (fully submerged), gets dropped often, kicked around, and still works. The only thing that's going to keep this thing from working is if I loose it (which, with my luck, is very likely).

    Highly recommended.

  123. Re:Durable MY ASS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know - I'm going back to something reliable, like 3.5" floppies. Or maybe even 5.25'ers, those things were ROCK SOLID!

  124. iDuck by DrEasy · · Score: 1

    Guess I could hang my iDuck around my neck, not sure it'd make me look cool though...

    Plus, the rubberduck tends to detach itself from the memory stick too easily.

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  125. stickers? by eqkivaro · · Score: 1

    especially if you personalize it with stickers

    You mean like the stickers I have on my Honda?


    -chris
    1. Re:stickers? by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1
      Does putting flame stickers on it make a USB 1.1 thumbdrive into a USB 2.0 one? =P

      p.s. I have 6 gmail invites and only need 3 people to complete an offer.

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  126. Re:Durable MY ASS! by easter1916 · · Score: 1

    Maybe YOUR ASS is the problem... just how heavy are you?

  127. Pocket by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I keep mine in my pocket. Why hang it around my neck? It's not jewelry!

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  128. It's all about packaging by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

    I heard a story on NPR a couple of months ago, about how USB flash drives have become so commonplace in Japan that it's really hard to keep selling them. So (at least in Japan) they no longer market the USB drives based on the storage capacity or access speeds - it's about the packaging. A 256MB USB flash drive in the shape of Hello Kitty sells better than any regular 256MB USB flash drive in a boring "thumb drive" shape.

    Personally, my favorite is the USB Devil Duckie Drive on ThinkGeek. I'm thinking about getting one as a Christmas present for my mom, who already has a USB flash drive ... but not in the shape of a little red duckie with light-up eyes! :-)

  129. I'm not so sure by MirgNave · · Score: 0

    I'm not so sure they've got this one right. I work with many techno-congwhatevers and the first of us to walk around with a USB drive hung about his neck was quickly labeled a nerd. Since then, those of us that use them dare not do so publicly. We carry our technology in shame for fear of being a nerd among nerds.

  130. Hey, wait... by syukton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read this: "flash drives have suddenly become so commonplace that, as with cellphones" and it occured to me: has anyone integrated a USB flash drive into a cellphone yet? That'd make sharing contacts and address books and schedules and such pretty damn easy...

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  131. Preppy is BACK! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember when preppy was "cool"? Everyone was running around in Polo and Vuarnet shirts? Then "urban" became cool and everyone started wearing their pants around their knees with their underpants showing?

    Irony of ironies; as far as hip-hop, the ultimate "urban" music is concerned, the current fashionable look *is* "preppy".

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  132. Well... by ReKleSS · · Score: 1

    I've got an iriver H-120, and I tried using it as mass storage for a while, but it was just too much trouble to carry the cable around, it takes far too long to turn on, and I'd rather use the battery for listening to music. So, I got myself one of these -ReK

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    1. Re:Well... by ericdano · · Score: 1
      That is the most ugly thing I've seen.

      Seriously, if you are shuttling files around, don't you want to have like a cable at both places? I shuttle files back and forth between my studio and home using my iPod. I have two docks. Works great!

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  133. I can't an't afford one. by lemur337 · · Score: 1

    I'm wearing a Cue Cat instead.

  134. To much to ask? by astrotek · · Score: 1

    I want a camera cell phone with a usb drive. Throw in GPS and radio/mp3/voicememo also.

    Oh and flip phones suck.

  135. Like, whatever dude. by MrMastadon · · Score: 1

    "wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti, especially if you personalize it with stickers" That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time. Flat out depressing.

  136. Paving the way by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    There's been a lot of jokes on here about how useless this is. Frankly, I think the people who say that need to realize that for some people, its not all about functionality. Different people have different needs. If this encourages people to be geekier, so much the better I say.

    But, ultimately I think this is good because once cheap small roll up displays become plentiful, popular, and cheap, these people will have helped pave the way for making it acceptable to wear computers.

    So for all who are mocking these people, just remember, its these people who will make it cool for you to wear that wearable computer you've been dreaming about in public.

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  137. Flash Drive by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I call mine a flash drive. I've got three now. 2, 256 Sandisk cruzers, and 1 512 meg Sandisk Titanium. I got tired of loosing the $%^@#$ caps! I like the titanium. No cap! and just in case it gets run over by a taxi cab it should be safe LOL.

  138. Deja Vu - remember IBM AT keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, this is Deja Vu all over again! I remember when IBM introduced their AT computer (c. 1984?) it came with a little circular key that would let you lock it. For a short time tech people would try to display those keys (around their necks, on their car keychains) to show everyone that they had access to the latest and greatest technology and also that they were the ones who got to lock and unlock the computer.

    Tom
    Redondo Beach, CA

  139. I can't wait until... by behindthewall · · Score: 1

    we learn that sticker glue causes bit rot.

  140. Question to SimpleTech Bonzai Owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talking about the upgradeable version here that uses SD cards... does anyone have this? I'm wondering if this thing supports booting, it would be perfect if it did. The regular flash drive they have doesn't support booting and the upgradeable one has no such feature listed on its spec page either and my emails have gone unanswered. Can any owners shed some light on this? Thanks.

  141. Around your neck? by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

    I somehow can't get that Christopher Walken cameo from Pulp Fiction out of my mind after reading this.

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  142. What Old Stuff ain't cool? by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    I would not get caught dead wearing one around my neck to be identified as techno-congniscenti. I keep my old 256M on my pocket watch chain (big face, big black numbers on white, I am over 50yo) in my pocket. The only time anyone sees it is when I use it or check the time (AMFN).

    If I were a bashNrun mugger in NYC, Rome, Moscow, London, or Paris ... I would take it if I saw it. Mine is so old you can't see any logo/TM ... just scratches and a faded blue, sort of gray color with dull white showing through. It is about three years old and still keeps my files secure on the old sneakernet between work and home.

    GOOD-TEK, PAT=Practical Application Technology (no money wasted, +ROI). The Biz Sup/Mang and marketing folks still won't buy for folks at work. They still live in CDRW and floppy state.

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  143. Badasss thumb drives? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    Does anybody know of a company that makes METAL, waterproof thumbdrives.

    I'd pay an extra $50, just to know that my data was basiaclly indestructible.
    I figure a cast aluminum casing (lanyard hole cast-in) in which the PCB is potted in epoxy would do thee trick very nicely.

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  144. Name that show... by ari_j · · Score: 1

    And also for the record, you stink!

  145. Friggin Yuppies.... by azmeith · · Score: 1

    Gotta kill em all....!!

  146. Not vuarnet . . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . but IZOD polo shirts, and Vuarnet sunglasses.

    Topped off with sperry Top Siders and a pair of 501's.

  147. "techno cogniscenti" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti

    WTF? The people aware of technology? MY MOTHER is among the "techno-cogniscenti". Shit, I prodded my cat with a tazer the other day - she is now among the "techno-cogniscenti".

    If they meant something else, like you're "among the people who understand technology"... then, no. The instant you start giving half a shit about your appearance and whether you're 'cool' or not, you're officially out of THAT little club. Those people are more worried about how to partition their new SCSI hard drives than whether other people think they're cool.

  148. What if... by d-man · · Score: 1

    ...I wear it around my wrist?

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  149. No... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean: Size doesn't matter, it's what you stick it in?

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    1. Re:No... by d474 · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean: Size doesn't matter, it's how much you upload?

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  150. Everybody knows... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows stickers increase horsepower! 5 HP just for a "Type R", for example. :)

    Mal-2

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  151. see what happens when there's standardization? by majid_aldo · · Score: 0

    ..even "cool" people use them.

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  152. Latin incognisenti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only did you just misinform hundreds of thousands of people -- you were also given credit for being informative.

  153. oops! by torpor · · Score: 2, Funny

    1GB means it'll be a LONG time before you run out.

    hah hah! you haven't been around the computer industry long, have you sonny boy .. ;)

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  154. Pink thumb drive by Tomeck · · Score: 1

    I got my girlfriend one of these.
    That's real fashion :)

  155. Results of the Poll by waynegoode · · Score: 1
    Consolidating the voting was more subject to interpretation that a Florida presidential election. I combined names with USB on the front with those without it, i.e. USB Flash Drive counted as Flash Drive. Some people suggested more than one so I gave out half votes. Drum roll please...

    7.0 Other
    7.0 Flash
    6.5 Key/Keychain
    2.5 Thumb Drive
    2.5 USB Drive
    2.5 Stick/Memory Stick
    1.5 Pen Drive
    So, it is Other, Flash Drive, or Key/Keychain drive. Since Flash Drive got a 1/2 vote more and the Key/Keychain faction is actually the combination of the Key Drive and Keychain Drive camps, and "Other" is a rather vague name, I declare Flash Drive (my original choice) to be the official Slashdot term for these thingies. Let the Chaos begin (er... continue).