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  1. Re:Weird on Just Add, Umm, Water · · Score: 1

    Didn't his great-nephew John Percival Hackworth invent those cool mediatronic chopsticks? Small world.

  2. Re:I guess it's time to add on More on Inflatable Space Hotels · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read that "Sprays Hot Ale".

    I didn't know whether to be interested or grossed out. Maybe "Pees Mulled Wine" would be better.

  3. Re:Holy Patent Application! on GE Claims Ten-Atom Wide Nanotube · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Heh. Yeah. Six Sigma (as applied, read "Cult of Statistical Analysis") is a stack of really effective tools blunted by inexperienced users. Shoving these fairly complicated methodologies down the throats of unwilling workers and customers. It works like gangbusters on the factory floor - it don't work for coding.

  4. Holy Patent Application! on GE Claims Ten-Atom Wide Nanotube · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is the first cool thing I have seen out of actual GE research for a long time. I was a GE employee for 4 years. It seemed from the inside that they would rather have GE Capital aquire the interesting technology- then figure out a way to Six-Sigma and Shigijutsu it to the point where they lose a shit-load of money on it. Medical notwithstanding, the old GE ain't what it used to be.

  5. Re:Spooky thought... on Mutation Creates SuperKid · · Score: 1
    wouldn't it be dominant if the mother is muscular and she only has one copy of it?


    I believe you are correct.

    The reported rarity of the gene in humans is what makes me suspect inbreeding.

  6. Spooky thought... on Mutation Creates SuperKid · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From Associated Press Article
    Researchers would not disclose the German boy's identity but said he was born to a somewhat muscular mother, a 24-year-old former professional sprinter. Her brother and three other close male relatives all were unusually strong, with one of them a construction worker able to unload heavy curbstones by hand.
    In the mother, one copy of the gene is mutated and the other is normal; the boy has two mutated copies. One almost definitely came from his father, but no information about him has been disclosed. The mutation is very rare in people.

    I hate to sound the banjo alarm, but I suspect the easiest way for these genes to double up in the bairn would be in a case of incest.

    Eep. Wonder if they are recessive?
  7. ..and another thing on SpaceShipOne Flight Completed Successfully · · Score: 1

    greed
    n.

    An excessive desire to acquire or possess more than what one needs or deserves, especially with respect to material wealth: "Many... attach to competition the stigma of selfish greed" (Henry Fawcett).

    lust
    n.

    1. Intense or unrestrained sexual craving.
    2.
    1. An overwhelming desire or craving: a lust for power.
    2. Intense eagerness or enthusiasm: a lust for life.
    3. Obsolete. Pleasure; relish.

    Desire
    tr.v. desired, desiring, desires

    1. To wish or long for; want.
    2. To express a wish for; request.

    n.

    1. A wish or longing.
    2. A request or petition.
    3. The object of longing: My greatest desire is to go back home.
    4. Sexual appetite; passion.

    [Middle English desiren, from Old French desirer, from Latin dsderre : d-, de- + sdus, sder-, star.]desirer n.

    Synonyms: desire, covet, crave, want, wish
    These verbs mean to have a strong longing for: desire peace; coveted the new convertible; craving fame and fortune; wanted a drink of water; got all she wished.

  8. Back off Dagny... on SpaceShipOne Flight Completed Successfully · · Score: 1

    I think in this case you are confusing Greed with Desire. Paul Allen already has the Fuck You Money. He and his cronies Desired a space plane. If they make jack off the actual spaceflights it'll be a nice surprize. The spin-offs from the materials and design patents will make some acual money, but the real payoff is doing it.

    Now go put your Reardon Metal cuffs back on. I'll be in to deal out your spanky later.

  9. Re:Boo boo in Iraq with sticky guns on Next Generation Stun Guns? · · Score: 1

    Wha? They actually tested the "Brown Note" weapon? I thought that was just an urban legend. Do you have links?

  10. Re:Beware, this guy has an IQ Over 160 on Where Have All the Venture Capitalists Gone? · · Score: 1

    Mirror? The server appears to have gone teats-up.

  11. Re:Fractal antennas on Old Geek Invents New Stick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Would that there were a "Send to Pun Purgatory" moderator choice.

    Shame on you.

  12. Re:What do you expect? on Is the Linux Desktop Getting Heavier and Slower? · · Score: 1

    Word. As RAM and disk get cheaper and cheaper, the OSX method of just statically compiling apps and stickig them in their own folder makes more and more sense. Even "small" well-thought-out systems like OpenBSD have similar problems. I just installed 3.5 on my workstation and, while I am having fewer troubles than before, am still running on to library incompatabilites.

  13. Re:Detecting a 'Stealth' Ship on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 1

    Why are my pants all tight now?

  14. Re:The US has had a stealth ship since the mid-80' on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 5, Funny

    I vish to use a protractor on your steelth wessels!

  15. The Article: Distilled on Looking Into The Power Architecture Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    Addressing a fundamental shift in the landscape of technology, a significant shift in the trajectory of basic technology. The rate of performance enhancement is becoming impacted as holistic design. You have to have a means by which you proactively and holistically address that extraordinary event. I am hoping that people really understand the sort of discontinuity we are talking about the capability for the chip to physically morph, one can easily envision the system autonomically issuing a command moving off to an entirely different plane.

    The world is full of incredibly bright people.

  16. "Why I Never Hire Brilliant Men" on Google's Ph.D. Advantage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This American Magazine article was mentioned in the NYT piece. I can't find it anywhere! Does anyone have a copy or an excerpt?

  17. Re:Set of degrees that would rival most think tank on The Mathematics of Futurama · · Score: 1

    Batchelor: portmanteu word signifying an unmarried mainframe coder.

  18. Re:Degrees? on The Mathematics of Futurama · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was once part of an ill-fated theatre group, that had the misfortune of having a director with a Bachelors degree in Folklore from (yes) harvard.

    He was remarkably like the owner of the Android's Dungeon, except drunker and more into the Dead.

    He actually used the word "tripsidaisical" in a conversation with some financers. They were charmed until he pulled a beer from his coat pocket and opened it during the 10:00 am meeting.

  19. Re:It was obvious to me... on The Mathematics of Futurama · · Score: 1
    That and the numerous Rush references...

    The highly intelligent, prog-rock trio or the pill-scarfing Bloat-O-Pundit?

  20. Re:Set of degrees that would rival most think tank on The Mathematics of Futurama · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...aaaand I'm a choad and totally missed your joke. Glad I could post that in the blinding fog of my unearned self-regard.

  21. Re:Set of degrees that would rival most think tank on The Mathematics of Futurama · · Score: 3, Informative

    RTFA, please.

    David X. Cohen, Batchelors in Math, Harvard; Masters ComSci, Berzerkeley
    Ken Keeler, PhD in Applied Math and Masters in EE
    Bill Odenkirk, PhD in Inorganic Chem
    Jeff Westbrook PhD in ComSci
    J. Stewart Burns, Batchelors in Math, Harvard; Masters in Math Berkeley

    Perhaps a bit more hard-sciency than the PolSci asshats that populate the average Think Tank.

  22. Re:It's the second, not the first. on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 1
    No, viruses (or virri, se argument above) are small nad effiecent.

    Because we, as the intellectual vangard of the revolution, are all quite aware that viruses with large nads are quite resource-hungry.

  23. Re:The plot thickens on Andy Tanenbaum on 'Who Wrote Linux' · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Describe the components of an operating system, besides the central component, the kernel.

    The Klaspil, the Frammistat and the Peramulator (sometimes called the "Virtual McGuggehupphe Valve). The Kaspil formats tuples for processing by the Frammistat, tuples are sorted, tagged and valued by the Perambulator.

    2. What do programmers usually develop first, the compiler or the kernel?

    Acne. Lots, usually.

    3. Does this sequence impact the OS at all?

    Probably

    4. What's more complicated, the kernel or the compiler?

    Girls

    5. Why does operating system development take as long as it does?

    Why is a duck?

    What are the three key things in operating system development that take the longest to perfect?

    Obsolecense, threading and nice icons.

    6. Do you need operating systems familiarity to write a kernel? Yes / no? Elaborate please.

    Yes. No.

    7. In your opinion, why aren't there more operating systems on the market?

    Terrorism.

  24. Re:Shutdown on Developers Simulate Macintosh System 7 in Flash · · Score: 1

    Just so you know: I did it, it works. It shuts down. It restarts. It is the only use of Flash that I will condone. :-)

  25. Astroturf! You got the cutest little astroturf! on JBoss Caught in Anonymous Posting Scheme · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ya da da da da da da
    Secret Smurf!
    Astroturf!

    The thing that really makes me laugh is that the last slashdot article featuring SCO getting an award for FUDdism also has some nice comments about JBoss.

    Don't be evil, please.