User: TheHaikuLover

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His erect penis,
Plugged into a man's anus.
He is a faggot.

This doesn't happen at the camp

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

There are no robots in this haiku

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

I hope this doesn't happen of the space station

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

On the subject of homosexual sex acts...

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

No lightning can wipe this haiku from memory

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

Feel free to record this haiku

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

Time for a haiku!

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.

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There is a faggot
He puts his erect penis
In a man's anus.