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  1. TheHaikuLover finds a rare haiku right here on /. on UW Astronomers Find A Rare Supernova 'Imposter' In A Nearby Galaxy (washington.edu) · · Score: 0

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  2. Do pirates commit the act in this haiku? on Dallas Buyers Club LLC Abandons Fight Against Australian Pirates (theage.com.au) · · Score: -1, Funny

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  3. Feel free to post this haiku in your Facebook on France Launches Second Salvo Against Facebook (liberation.fr) · · Score: -1, Interesting

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus,
    He is a faggot.

  4. I don't need to cheat to win at haikus on Why Winners Become Cheaters (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  5. The exercise in this haiku won't grow brain cells on Study Finds You Can Grow Brain Cells Through Exercise · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  6. This haiku never gets bad reviews on Anti-Malware Maker Files Lawsuit Over Bad Review (csoonline.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  7. This haiku has no flaw on Cisco Patches Authentication, Denial-of-Service, NTP Flaws In Many Products (csoonline.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  8. This haiku describes another peer-to-peer activity on Dropbox Obtains Peer-To-Peer File Sharing Patent (thestack.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  9. You don't need fiber to download this haiku. on Tacoma Goes All In To Support Municipal Fiber · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  10. Prevent HIV. Don't do as in this haiku. on Following Data Leak, HIV Dating App's Developers Threaten Infection (csoonline.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  11. DirectTV would never show the act in this haiku on Supreme Court Upholds Arbitration In DirectTV Case · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  12. Is this haiku about Zuckerberg? on How Mark Zuckerberg's Altruism Helps Himself (nytimes.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  13. Here's the long awaited haiku on Airbus Patent Shows Modular, Removable Aircraft Cabins (gizmag.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  14. This haiku will make up for the loss on Windows 10 Fall Update Uninstalls Desktop Software Without Informing Users (ghacks.net) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  15. Here's the long awaited haiku for your pleasure on Google Car Pulled Over For Driving Too Slow, Doesn't Get a Ticket (thenextweb.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  16. This haiku can help you gain respect on How GoDaddy's Quest For Respect Led To an Improbable Partnership With MIT (fastcompany.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  17. Can you patch the vulnerability in this haiku? on Xen Patches 7-Year-Old Bug That Shattered Hypervisor Security (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  18. You better analyze this haiku on Australian PLAID Crypto, ISO Conspiracies, and German Tanks · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  19. All SSDs must be loaded with this haiku on Samsung Demos PCIe NVMe SSD At 5.6 GB Per Second, 1 Million IOPS (hothardware.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  20. This haiku will cheer you up! on The NYPD's X-Ray Vans (theatlantic.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  21. Is this haiku about Europe and Russia? on Europe and Russia Are Headed Back To the Moon Together (bbc.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  22. This haiku should also win an award on Hurricane-Resistant SURE HOUSE Wins the 2015 Solar Decathalon (energy.gov) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  23. This haiku is based on a true story on A Remarkable Number of People Think 'The Martian' Is Based On a True Story (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  24. A haiku for the ages on London Mayor Boris Johnson Condemns Random Uber Pick-Ups · · Score: -1, Troll

    An erect penis
    Plugged into a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  25. Feel free to translate this haiku on The Man Who Invents Languages For a Living · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged into a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.