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  1. Re:Does this mean... on Graphene Membranes Superpermeable to Water · · Score: 1

    I did design a perpetual motion machine involving a really deep tube in the ocean with a RO membrane at the bottom, exploiting the slight density difference between fresh and salt water to produce the required pressure. I know it can't work, because if it did it would be producing energy from THE SUN, but I still can't figure out exactly why it wouldn't work.

    FTFY.

    You're welcome.

  2. This is a great idea if... on America's Future Is In Software, Not Hardware · · Score: 1

    ... he means "writing software" (1), as opposed to "selling copies of software". (2)

    1. ...which has intrinsic value, and simultaneously compatible with internetworked computer systems and basic human liberty.

    2. ...which have no intrinsic value, and is a business model that forces you to choose whether you want internetworked computer systems OR basic human liberty.

  3. Re:HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT on Man Who Downloaded Bomb Recipes Jailed For 2 Years · · Score: 1

    You've just given me an awesome idea for a movie script and/or Shadowrun campaign...

  4. Re:Misleading summary on Man Who Downloaded Bomb Recipes Jailed For 2 Years · · Score: 1

    Preposterous! An impossibility, I say! Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph.

  5. Re:Yucca Mountain is needed on Object Lesson in Non-Transparency At Energy.gov · · Score: 1

    and I am not aware of any better alternative than Yucca Mountain.

    I'm aware of one: "getting rid of that retarded law that prevents us from using it as fuel."

  6. Re:And we want this gov't in charge of health care on Railroad Association Says TSA's Hacking Memo Was Wrong · · Score: 2

    The government isn't going to make health care more affordable

    I'm not so sure about that.

  7. Re:I have servers in the USA on Ask Slashdot: Choosing Anonymous Proxies? · · Score: 2

    pyrohomonecropedobestiality.

    I'm trying to figure out how this would work... fucking a fertilized-egg omelet with a strap-on...?

  8. Re:"Humor", right on Pirate Party Releases Book of Pirate Politics · · Score: 1

    blunt, condescending, oversimplified metaphors

    When' you're combating heavily-armored paradoxes like "intellectual property", finesse and sharpness are poor tools. What's needed are maces, hammers, RPGs.

    Once the shell is cracked, then you can be subtle.

  9. Re:Fair day's pay for fair day's work on Pirate Party Releases Book of Pirate Politics · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nearly everyone involved with actually making movies -- directors, actors, crew, caterers, editors, foley artists, stuntmen, gophers -- gets paid once for each movie.

    So, I rather suspect the ticket price would be exactly what it is now, except everyone who wants to see the film would need to buy a ticket before the movie starts getting made.

    The parasites that actually DO get paid over and over, and then cook the books so that it looks like they're not making a profit and therefore don't have to pay anyone royalties? Those guys? They'd be fucked. Everyone else from the scriptwriter to the moviegoer would be just fine.

    This idea that copies are worth something is an idea that people are going to have to learn to let go of if they want to join the rest of us here in the computer age.

  10. Re:Fair day's pay for fair day's work on Pirate Party Releases Book of Pirate Politics · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Because it produces no value. Copyright is meant to encourage the creation of new works by rewarding the creator, rewarding the creator is not the end goal. There is some encouragement provided by creators seeing a tiny, tiny percentage of other creators become rich, but that effect is more than nullified by the chilling effect of big media locking down the public domain for ever and ever. Eventually, no one will be able to create anything new without paying someone a fee based on some ancient crap no one except the rights-holder remembers.

    2) Because copyright as it currently stands is incompatible with computers. Copyright seeks to monetize individual packets of information, and individual packets of information inside a computer system have zero value; in fact, individual packets of information in a computer can't even be made to have value without breaking the computer, since all a computer actually does is separate information from permanent media so that you can copy, destroy, or muck about with it at no cost.
    Copies mean nothing in Computerland, only creation and access have value.

  11. Re:Fake passphrase on US Judge Rules Defendant Can Be Forced To Decrypt Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Entering the password is of course _not_ self incriminating. Assume the possibility that someone on their forensics team made a huge mistake and erased the hard drive, but didn't tell anyone, hoping that you don't decrypt the drive and nobody detects his blunder. In that case entering the password wouldn't incriminate you.

    Actually, it would incriminate you for obstruction of justice.

    What, you don't think the forensics guy would take the fall for destroying the evidence, do you? How silly!

  12. Re:no 5th? on US Judge Rules Defendant Can Be Forced To Decrypt Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    The judge's ruling in this case is perfectly reasonable, and in conformance with the US Constitution and US law.

    Well, which is it? Make up your fucking mind already.

  13. Re:Why the moon? on Russia Talks Moon Base With NASA, ESA · · Score: 1

    ...Humans mess-up, have emotional break-downs...

    ...and work on making sentient machines...

    Anyone want to lay odds that sentient machines will mess up and have emotional breakdowns?

  14. Re:SOPA on Star Wars Uncut Project Complete · · Score: 5, Informative

    The laws that limit how much of this can be done are hundreds of years old.

    Under the original terms of American copyright, Star Wars would have gone into the public domain six years ago.

  15. Re:And megaupload's legitimate clients? on Megaupload Shutdown: Should RapidShare and Dropbox Worry? · · Score: 1

    niggles

    Dude!

    It's "Nitpickan Americans" now.

  16. Re:Very cool car on See the Tesla S at the Detroit International Auto Show (Video) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Diagnosing electrical problems can be a real nightmare in regular cars

    Regular cars have a whole bunch of solenoids and sensors all over, to run systems that electric cars don't have.

    No matter what, an electric car with X features will be dramatically less complex than an IC-engine car with X features.

  17. Re:Had a heck of a time finding a DVI cable on VGA and DVI Ports To Be Phased Out Over Next 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Hence the gold plating and "convenience fee" pricing.

  18. Re:Study math much? on VGA and DVI Ports To Be Phased Out Over Next 5 Years · · Score: 1

    So the camera adds ten pounds, but the dentist adds ten years?

  19. Re:why phase out DVI? on VGA and DVI Ports To Be Phased Out Over Next 5 Years · · Score: 1

    All fullsize displayport adapters i've seen feature a couple of little hooks to prevent cable getting loose.

    Incorrect. Fullsize displayport adapters have a couple of little hooks to lure users into destroying the cable, port, or both, mere moments after you hand them the fucking equipment.

  20. What do you do with a sunken cruise ship? on What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship? · · Score: 2

    What do you do with a sunken cruise ship?
    What do you do with a sunken cruise ship?
    Earlye in the morning!

    Waaaay haaay and up she rises
    Waaaay haaay and up she rises
    Waaaay haaay and up she rises
    Earlye in the morning!

  21. The problem, summarized on The Problem With Personalized Medicine · · Score: 1

    "profit motive".

    Markets are not good tools for optimizing emergency services.

  22. Re:You're not allowed to hate in America on Police Investigate Offensive Wi-Fi Network Name · · Score: 1

    I thought the word of God was immutable?

    You probably also thought that God could make a rock so heavy even He couldn't lift it.

    Being able to get into paradoxes with yourself is kind of implicit in the whole "omnipotent" concept, if you buy into that.

  23. Re:You're not allowed to hate in America on Police Investigate Offensive Wi-Fi Network Name · · Score: 1

    Except Republicans, conservatives, Christians, people who respect the constitution. They're allowed to publicly hate whatever they like.

    FTFY.

  24. Re:Dick Morris on Megaupload.com Shut Down, Founder Charged With Piracy · · Score: 1

    ... also, what is this "vision of the future" shit? This is the present I'm describing here. Right now, we are choosing between either having a working global computer network or living in a totalitarian nightmare, and copyright is the wedge issue.

  25. Re:Dick Morris on Megaupload.com Shut Down, Founder Charged With Piracy · · Score: 1

    They're not, they will need to get preimbursed.

    "Reimbursed" only works when you're selling something of value, and it only benefits the reseller.

    Incidentally, any successful creator already gets preimbursed. Nobody makes, say, a movie, entirely on the promise of future profits; the actors, directors, crew, artists, are all paid with money that comes from investors, who almost always got that money from people who bought access to previous movies.

    It should be pretty obvious at this point which step in this process is skippable.