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What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship?

Hugh Pickens writes "What do you do with a 1,000-foot wreck that's full of fuel and half-submerged on a rocky ledge in the middle of an Italian marine sanctuary? Remove it. Very carefully. Stuck on a rocky shoal off the Tuscan island of Giglio, leaving the wreck where it is probably isn't an option but removing a massive ship that's run hard aground and incurred major damage to the hull involves logistical and environmental issues that are just as large. First there's the fuel. A half a million gallons of fuel could wreak havoc on the marine ecosystem — the ship is smack in the middle of the Pelagos Sanctuary for Mediterranean Marine Mammals. Engineers may need to go in from the side using a special drill to cut through the fuel tanks in a process called hot tapping. 'You fasten a flange with a valve on it, you drill through, access the tank, pull the drill back out, close the valve, and then attach a pumping apparatus to that,' says Tim Beaver, president of the American Salvage Association. 'It's a difficult task, but it's doable.' Then if it's determined that the Costa Concordia can be saved, engineers could try to refloat the ship and tug it back to dry dock for refurbishing. The job will likely require 'a combination of barges equipped with winches and cranes' to pull the cruise liner off its side then once the Concordia is off the rocks, 'they are going to have to fight to keep it afloat, just like you would a battle-damaged ship.' Another alternative is to cut the vessel into smaller, manageable parts using a giant cutting wire coated with a material as hard as diamonds called a cheese wire in a method was used to dismember the 55,000-ton Norwegian-flagged MV Tricolor. Regardless of how the Concordia is removed, it's going to be a difficult, expensive and drawn-out process. 'I don't see it taking much less than a year, and I think it could take longer,' says Bob Umbdenstock, director of planning at Resolve Marine Group."

416 comments

  1. Nuke it from orbit by blane.bramble · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the only way to be sure.

    1. Re:Nuke it from orbit by RDW · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I know this is not the place to ask... but lately (say the last month) I have been given moderator points 4 times, is this normal? I like rewarding people for their comments but seems strange to be given the points soo often.

    3. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not really. Ship is full of fuel being half-submerged is asking for an environmental disaster. You could potentially just avoid it if it were fully submerged (not at risk of being damaged by surface waves and weather). You'd still want to get fuel out even if it was fully submerged though.

    4. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No! It has to be new... and shiny!

    5. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Garybaldy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was getting them as fast as i could get rid of them for the last month then they just dried up. No idea how or why. It just was.

    6. Re:Nuke it from orbit by NemoinSpace · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not normal to award points to an AC. If you had posted while logged in, you could have gotten credit for being moderated down for off topic, thus losing some credit. Works for me. I don't like to judge people. Ridiculing them is much more fun and adds to the liveliness of the board.

    7. Re:Nuke it from orbit by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      No, Here is the real trick...
      Keep the ship there, Gut out the insides, and rebuild the floors so they are level, and make a specialty hotel out of it.

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    8. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mod this funny! Thanks for the laughs -- I needed it. My life is now better knowing that this book exists.

      The Amazon "reviews" for this book are hilarious. Publisher's Weekly even culled some of their favorite reviews on their blog:

      http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/

      http://blogs.publishersweekly.com/blogs/PWxyz/?p=5957

      RDW, will you be here all week? Should I tip my servers? Are you responsible for...

    9. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrrrrr, agreed. Any capt'n that flee from his sinkin' ship do be no capt'n at all. Arrrrr.

    10. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Most I've ever had is 15. Sometime the system hiccups and they overlap.

    11. Re:Nuke it from orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spam!

    12. Re:Nuke it from orbit by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Same for me. I've had more mod points in the last 4-6 weeks than the previous 52 weeks combined...

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    13. Re:Nuke it from orbit by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      About 6 months ago I couldnt get rid of mod points quick enough-- every week I got a new batch.

      Not sure if its karma based or if the system is just bizarre like that.

  2. I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

    .... it may not advance the salvage process any but hey it can't hurt. This guy was the anti-Sully by all accounts. I wouldn't abandon passengers in my automobile after an accident; this guy is responsible for thousands of souls and abandons them to save his own ass. Pathetic.

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    1. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An honorable soldiers death? Too good for him.

    2. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't forget that Captain Crunch ran the ship aground by taking a detour closer to an island where his chef was born.

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    3. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, if the accounts I read are right, the local Coast Guard had to order him back to his ship.

    4. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Make the captain salvage every last drop of fuel. Single-handedly, with no other tools, one thimbleful at a time!

    5. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by delinear · · Score: 4, Informative

      He had a perfectly reasonable explanation for that. He says he tripped and fell into a lifeboat, and then was "stuck" there for an hour before it was lowered into the water. Now, before you say that's an unlikely explanation, imagine if the captain was Mr Bean.

    6. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by CadentOrange · · Score: 5, Funny

      He says he tripped and fell into a lifeboat

      Somewhere out there, Silvio Berlusconi is slapping himself for not coming up with that excuse. "I tripped and fell, lost my trousers in the process and landed in bed with a beautiful naked girl."

    7. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by roothog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only did the Coast Guard order him back, but he refused the order. He gave excuses that included "it's too dark" and "but it's on its side".

      I can't fathom how such a pathetic human being ever made Captain. He is obviously tremendously unqualified.

    8. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget that he's alleged to have spent the evening drinking with a nice young lady from eastern europe as well... who was later seen on the bridge.

    9. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Stormin · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a similar "I tripped and ... fell" statement.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLe0T1rUeDA

      And about as accurate, I would suspect!

    10. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      From Wikipedia:

      "Sullenberger walked the unflooded part of the passenger cabin twice to make sure everyone had evacuated before retrieving the plane's maintenance logbook and being the last to evacuate the aircraft."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_Sullenberger#Flight_1549

      OK, what is your next lame argument?

    11. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're ignoring the fact that, by all accounts, Sully only left the plane once he personally ascertained that no passenger had been left behind... Witness say he was the last one onto the wing after walking the length of the plane twice to make sure no one was left inside.

    12. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by ray-auch · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wrong. And not beacuse I'm american - I'm not.

      Sully could have left the cockpit with his lifejacket and got out the front door as fast as he could before the plane sank (which it could have).
      He actually supervised the evacuation and went back through the length of the plane to check everyone was off. Twice. Before he got out.

      There's captains and there's real captains. Hero ? I think he would jsut say he was doing his job.

      The costa captain, however, was just doing a runner. Having spectacularly failed to do his job.

    13. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by JSBiff · · Score: 2

      I appreciate your answer, but I also would like to point out that it would have been just as valid if an American had said it. I don't think we should ever allow such idiocy as essentially asserting that any person or group of people are inherently barred from answering an argument because of who they are.

      An argument is either right or wrong based on facts, logic, and things like scientific theory, not by who says it. Would we allow someone to get away with asserting that a Jew couldn't answer an anti-semitic tirade because they're Jewish, a black person couldn't answer a racist rant because they're black, etc?

    14. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by blane.bramble · · Score: 2

      No, you are talking about landing the plane, the OP was clearly talking about abandoning the passengers *AFTER* the accident.

    15. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by pcolaman · · Score: 2

      You are a moron. Sully not only saved his passengers, he was the last dude off the plane after double checking to make sure everyone else was off, and even grabbed the maintenance log book before leaving. This fucker didn't even wait until his hot pocket came outta the Captain's Microwave before bailing.

    16. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we are talking about the captain of a vessel saving his passengers, the landing of the plane being a part of such.

      However if you are wanting to compare the prowess of Sullenberger vs Schettino at operating their respective vessel then by all means.

      Looks like your anti America shit just exploded in your face. Hope you like the taste.

    17. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by doesnothingwell · · Score: 2

      I can't fathom how such a pathetic human being ever made Captain.

      I only got a quick look, and I'd say he's a photo opportunity. I can just hear the conversation in HR/Marketing, "Well the computer actually steers the ship so the captain should be seen by the guests." The whole cruise line company should be shut down for this level of stupidity.

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    18. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      I think we're doing a pretty good job of that ourselves.

      Even as we become a nation of bureaucratic document shufflers, I watched the Republican debates, and had the privilege of witnessing the golden rule being booed, and killing cheered.

    19. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by deains · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he's only there to reassure the guests, clearly he completely failed at his job precisely when it was needed most. What an absolute tool.

    20. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      No we aren't.

      We are talking about a ship captain who abandoned ship for a life boat before all the passengers had been evacuated from his crashed ship. And comparing that with a plane captain who made sure there were no passengers left behind before he abandoned his crashed plane. Of course you can't personally check a cruise ship for people given the size of the thing.

      There was no mention or of nationality playing any role at all - well until you added the anti-american bigotry of course.

    21. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I just hate American hero-building

      Except I never said nor implied that Sully was a hero. He did his duty; nothing more and nothing less. From what I've seen of the man I think he'd be the first one to tell you that he's no hero. As for "hero-building", I will make no apologies for my countrymen when they choose to honor a man who saved 155 lives. It's not "hero-building" to honor such an achievement and I would tip my hat to him regardless of his nationality.

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    22. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Regarding Chesley Sullenberger, does anyone else think that being "... awarded with honorary lifetime membership in The Seaplane Pilot's Association." is a little close to the bone?

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    23. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      The hard part on the Hudson was landing the plane. Walking the length of the unflooded part of the cabin in a slowly sinking aeroplane on a river while surrounded by rescuers is not so hard.

      The hard part with the Concordia was rescuing the survivors.

      Landing the plane on the Hudson is as rescuing the Concordia survivors.

      Even Sully's roles before the Hudson crash could have confirmed that he is a first class pilot - his landing of the plane confirmed that he's a fucking brilliant pilot. But hero? A hero goes above and beyond the call of duty and Sully did not do this. (Nor did he need to.)

      The heroes on the Hudson were the passengers and the civilians on boats who stayed around to help each other.

      A hero is not a man who does good because it is required of him. A hero is a man who is chooses to do good merely because he can.

    24. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Garybaldy · · Score: 1

      Not going to defend this captain. But nearly every cruise ship has what is called the Captains table in the main dinning room. During dinner the Captain is almost never on the bridge. The Captain is at the Captains table acting like he is enjoying dinner with what ever guests happen to be seated at it during that meal.

    25. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by asliarun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not only did the Coast Guard order him back, but he refused the order. He gave excuses that included "it's too dark" and "but it's on its side".

      I can't fathom how such a pathetic human being ever made Captain. He is obviously tremendously unqualified.

      One thing needs to be said here - The captain was probably qualified to manage and navigate a boat. However, you and many of the other critics on this thread wanted him to automatically be a *hero* as well, and found him wanting. I'm not trying to defend this guy, but I find it surprising that so many armchair critics demand such an incredibly high standard of professionalism and performance and even heroism from others. I'm not sure if it is Marvel comics to blame or the media that tries to invent its heroes at the drop of a hat, but really, aren't we all going a bit over the top here?? This is the same stupid media overhype that has wrapped a halo around every fireman and coast guard employee and emergency response worker.

      Everyone is doing a job to clock their hours, get paid, and go back home to their families with enough money to feed their loved ones. Professionals in every discipline display the same human strengths and weaknesses - varying levels of passion for their job, varying levels of professionalism and commitment, varying levels of hard work, varying levels of intelligence etc. Don't diss someone's screwup to such an extent that you make them the devil incarnate or Mr. Incompetent. Everyone, naysayer or supporter, will only discover their own levels of competence when they find themselves in the middle of a horrifying and paralyzing crisis like this.

      This guy was probably weak and lacked the capacity to handle a crisis of this magnitude, but let's also not fall over each other in making him out to be such an incompetent fool as well. Please also remember that in crises like these, most people also go into "Cover Your Ass" mode and usually look for a fall guy to pin everything on.

      We're falling into the same 21st century trap that the media has created and oversold - quick to judge and quicker to forget.

    26. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      How exactly is your comment going to help?

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    27. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      BS. Part of any captain's job description is to act as a hero if disaster strikes.

    28. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would get Mr. Berlusconi into a whole different kind of shitstorm since that would be copyright infringement: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/quotes?qt0468298

    29. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Mr+Krinkle · · Score: 1

      In addition Sully had an issue with his plane. He did not intentionally ignore a nav chart and try and take off from an interstate instead of the runway.
      This moron parked his boat on one rock, then ran it aground as he was jumping ship.
      Sully=doing his job damn well as an example to follow.
      This jerk=screw up after screw up followed by saving his own ass as soon as he could.

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    30. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Part of the job of a captain is to see to the safety of the crew and passengers. He failed at that. Failing at your job alone isn't enough for ridicule. The excuses he made, however, show that he is a failure as a man (or person, if you're going to be PC about it).

      And that does deserve ridicule.

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    31. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...wanted him to automatically be a *hero*

      I don't buy that. Staying on the ship in fair seas and close to shore to see passengers evacuated *is* just doing your job and is in no way being a hero. It's something I would expect him to do, if for no other reason, from the guilt of knowing he was solely responsible for the disaster in the first place.

    32. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by demachina · · Score: 1

      This is a case where the ship would have been better off with no captain at all. The ship's course is preprogrammed and extremely safe. The only reason it sank and people died is because the captain was showboating and took it off course to sail it as close as possible to a scenic island to impress people on the ship and on the island. He was doing some kind of tribute to a friend of his who wasn't even there to see it as I recall.

      He was steering by the seat of his pants doing a manuever he'd done before but he swung too close to the shore.

      I wonder if this is another case, like the Air France crash in the Atlantic, where automation has taken over to the point that the humans no longer have the skills to fly the plane or sail the ship and maybe they shouldn't be allowed to.

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    33. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Funny

      That was Cartmans excuse: 'I tripped and fell and my penis landed in Butters mouth. I was OK so I gave the thumbs up. Then Kyle took a picture.'

      Let me be the first to say 'Southpark did it.'

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    34. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Massacrifice · · Score: 1

      This guy was probably weak and lacked the capacity to handle a crisis of this magnitude.

      His cowardness would be more excusable if he had not CREATED THIS CRISIS all by himself, by being an incompetent douchebag showoff captain in the first place.

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    35. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If your job was to be a hero at least some of the time, for example to go into a burning building to save people trapped inside, and you take that job knowing that was part of the job, and then run away when you lit the match that started the fire, I think you're going to be rightfully vilified. Who else is to blame? He caused this (he admitted that much in court). That alone is worth public ridicule, isn't it? And a captain has certain duties in an accident, even if he isn't responsible for it (a real accident) and he didn't do them. He shouldn't be excused, it was his job and he utterly failed.

    36. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I thought most of them had two Captains. The one for the passengers to see and the real one.

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    37. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's something Zap Brannigan would have said. Only he would have looked dashing saying it.

    38. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a difference between this guy and the average office worker, though. When you take a job as a ship captain there's a certain level of prestige, but also a level of responsibility. You shouldn't get one without the other. Maybe his job 99.9% of the time is to look good and take photos with passengers, but after an accident (which he caused), his job was to see that those passengers got to life boats safely. If he wasn't prepared to take charge in an emergency, he shouldn't have been a captain. He failed at his job and people died because of it. I don't expect average Joe off the street to run into a burning building and be a hero, but this guy knew the risks when he accepted the position.

    39. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not willing to face dangerous situations, don't become a fireman. Going into dangerous situations is part of the job. Being a hero is not part of the job description, and firemen are told to always look out for themselves first, because a dead fireman can't help anyone, but the job is dangerous and you can't be a chicken if you want to do it.

      Same is true for a captain at sea: The job description includes staying on board until there is nothing you can do to help others anymore. There are relatively few people on board a cruise ship who know the ship well enough to conduct the emergency procedures and evacuate the passengers to safety. The captain is supposed to be one of those people and as such he and the crew are not allowed to leave the ship before the evacuation of the passengers is complete. Nobody is expecting the captain to sink with his ship, but he has a job to do, and like a soldier he's being paid in good times to still do the job when the shit hits the fan.

      If it turns out that the captain ordered the ship illegally close to the island, be it as a favor to the chef or following an order to create a show for the passengers, then the wreckage is indeed his responsibility. We can't have people with authority to make decisions directly affecting the lives of thousands of people rescind responsibility whenever they fuck up. When power and responsibility don't coincide, bad things happen. At sea, a captain has full authority and full responsibility.

    40. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually - large cruise ships *do* have two Captains... The Captain is responsible for the ship, systems. navigation, and operations. The Staff Captain runs the hotel side of things (but defers to the Captain where his responsibilities supersede).

    41. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't know what it takes to a hero, and most people probably can't be one, but they'll never know unless they are thrust into a situation where they get to test their courage.

      On the other hand, this guy was *responsible*, in every sense of the word, for the safety of ~4000 people. It was his JOB, not merely a requirement of heroism, to stay on board the ship and supervise the evacuation until everyone was safely off the vessel. It was not his job to survey the damage to the ship from a lifeboat until *after* all the passengers and crew were off. Yeah, it would be an emotionally disastrous situation to be in. But it was his *JOB* to push through that emotion and do his duty. "Cover your ass" mode, no matter how justified it might feel to adopt it, is not the right response here. You save people and *then* cover your ass. Hell, saving people and supervising their safety in a situation where you KNOW that you screwed up is the most sure way to cover your ass, because at least people will say "Yeah, you screwed up royally. But you did the best that you could to do the right thing after you screwed up." Yes, the media exaggerates things and runs on poorly-documented rumors, but it's pretty clear this guy failed in a very big way both before and after the accident. I give him credit for having the common sense to head to shore and try to ground the ship, but that's about it.

    42. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by error+303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The dude ordered dinner for himself and his mistress an hour after he ran the ship aground. http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/19/world/europe/italy-cruise-cook/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn It's not that he failed to live up to hero status. The dude was flat out incompetent.

    43. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ship's course is preprogrammed

      Yes, and no. While ships do have automatic steering and courses can be programmed in, it's not like the ship runs it's entire course from start to finish without human intervention.
       

      He was steering by the seat of his pants

      I.E. like all ships are when they are in anything but clear open water - and even then there are lookouts, radar operators, and helmsmen under the supervision of the Captain or a duty officer ready to intervene 24/7.
       

      I wonder if this is another case, like the Air France crash in the Atlantic, where automation has taken over to the point that the humans no longer have the skills to fly the plane or sail the ship and maybe they shouldn't be allowed to.

      No, it's more of a case where (at best) you've gotten mistaken information from somewhere or (at worst) you're completely unaware of how things actually work.

    44. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by asliarun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of the job of a captain is to see to the safety of the crew and passengers. He failed at that. Failing at your job alone isn't enough for ridicule. The excuses he made, however, show that he is a failure as a man (or person, if you're going to be PC about it).

      And that does deserve ridicule.

      Fair enough, in this case, the captain was indeed worthy of ridicule. All I'm saying is that there may be more to this than meets the eye. I like reading and participating in /. because in general, the audience displays a high level of intelligence. You can see this manifest itself in posts that challenge the "basic premise" and are often trollish in nature, besides pedantic arguments about grammar and accuracy, My post was not a reply to the OP but a general statement that lately, /. posts have become more uni-dimensional in nature and is becoming more "mob-like".

      For example, the root cause in this case may very well have been a systemic organizational screw-up that others are now frantically trying to cover up. If the captain did indeed veer off the suggested course and was "showboating", was it because of personal reasons or was he mandated to do so as an unwritten rule?

      Again, please note that I am not trying to defend this guy - admittedly, his story and his excuses sound quite pathetic. I just didn't want this thread to become too one-dimensional. Plus, everyone is blaming the captain alone as if he was single handedly running the ship. What about the rest of the crew??

    45. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not trying to defend this guy, but I find it surprising that so many armchair critics demand such an incredibly high standard of professionalism and performance and even heroism from others."

      He was a captain of a major sea vessel with over 2000 soles on board. His first duty is to those people. We're not expecting a hero, only someone who will do their job and to show the responsibility that they accepted when they signed onto the post. Marvel comics has nothing to do with it.

    46. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Deadstick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What Waffle said. A captain is ultimately responsible for the safety of his passengers, and his life is hostage to theirs. That responsibility comes with the pretty uniform and the big paycheck.

      Marvel Comics and the 21st century have nothing to do with it. This is a centuries-old social construct that makes it possible for ordinary people to subject themselves to the hazards of the sea with some degree of confidence.

      Good management skills? Understand spherical trigonometry? Good for you. Abandon your passengers to danger? Oops, you're a sorry failure as a captain and you should have been sailing a desk at the cruise company.

    47. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I always preferred the version from Lucky Number Slevin:
      Girll: "It was an accident!"
      Slevin: "Oh, like he tripped and you fell?"
      Guy Pounding the Girl: *Shrug*

    48. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by sharkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bruce Willis already did it.

      Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

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    49. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by lemur3 · · Score: 1

      Part of the job of a captain is to see to the safety of the crew and passengers. He failed at that.

      failed at saving less than 1% of the occupants of the vessel..

      Occupants who may have been deceased before any hero could have saved them.

      If we are to suppose that everyone should be, or could be, a hero if in the captains situation surely it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to suppose that not every single person even could have been saved in the first place.

    50. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Rogue974 · · Score: 1

      Many others have pointed out, but it was absolutely part of his job to step up and do what he needed to. He was hired and trained to be a "hero". That is the big point. It was his job and he had the training to lead in an emergency.

      I recently became a volunteer Industrial firefighter and my fire chief said, the bravest thing you did was sign up, now everything else is in the line of duty. When there is a fire at the plant I am called to, I am expected to step up with my fellow firefighters and do our job.

      Chief reiterated several times, if you don't think you can do this, get out now. This Captain was trained in what he was supposed to do and made the choice to abandon what he was trained to do. It was his responibility to stay put. He abandoned his post, period. He does not have what it takes to do what he was expected and trained to do.

      This may have been the first time he found himself in this situation and found out he doens't have what it takes to be in charge in this situation. This should be the last time he is given the chance. He paniced and ran. Not only did he initally run, but when others were responding, he didn't snap to and return. When told to get back, he made excuses and then finally had to be ordered to get back, i.e. drug kicking and screamin to do his job.

      This man failed to do what he was supposed to in a large way and it should be the end of his career.

    51. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you but you came awfully close to Godwin-ing this thread.

    52. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by atrain728 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that is the job. You want the big chair? You want that captain's check? This is what it costs. It's not likely that he's going to have to perform these duties, but that doesn't negate the fact that they are his duties. There's no excuses. If you're a coward, maybe you don't take the big chair. Or maybe, just maybe, you don't play games with people's lives like steering too close to a rocky shore. Maybe know the difference between 400 yds and 4 miles (which is where he was supposed to be). Or just evacuate immediately so you can your coward ass off the boat before it's half-way submerged. But I suppose those are just suggestions.

      And by the way, you may hear alot of armchair ship captains (yours truly) criticizing the guy. If you look around, it's easy enough to find actual ship captains being just as critical.

    53. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by gral · · Score: 3, Informative

      From what I have heard, the rest of the crew ended up being a couple of entertainers that stepped up rescue efforts and tried to calm everyone down for an orderly exit. The captain should not have left, that is a maritime (sp?) understood thing. His responses on the Coast Guard recording are cowardly, and you really have to wonder how he got the job as Captain. You can be sure that he will never have the chance again.

      I understand that the media has a tendency to vilify and expand on certain things in a story. This particular one there are recordings and other things that the public evidence seems to mounting fast.

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    54. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      One thing needs to be said here - The captain was probably qualified to manage and navigate a boat.

      Really? I thought "not running aground" was kinda like the most important rule of navigating. Also, part of "managing" a boat includes during a disaster (self-inflicted or not).

      http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/cruise-ship-captain-admits-to-navigational-error/article2307524/

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    55. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bulls@%t.

      Captain Schettino's primary responsibility was to ensure the safety of his passengers and crew. That is literally the number one obligation of every ship captain, and everyone knows this. Every heard that old line "the captain goes down with the ship"?

      The captain is supposed to be the LAST PERSON off the ship, that's why he was hired, and that's what he was PAID TO DO. But instead of doing the job he was responsible for, Schettino panicked and chickened out to save his own hide. There is no two ways about this; Schettino was at the very least derelict in his professional responsibilities, if not also criminally negligent. Nobody asked him to be a "hero"; he just had to conduct a proper evacuation, and had he done so, not only would lives probably have been saved, but he's also probably have stepped off his ship perfectly fine himself.

      Yes, realistically, not everyone has the guts to stand on a sinking ship and conduct an evacuation at personal risk to themselves. In fact, probably most people don't. That's fine. . .but people like that shouldn't expect to work professionally as the captain of a large passenger ship!

      Some people shouldn't be pilots, some shouldn't be police officers, some shouldn't be surgeons, etc.

    56. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, here are some of the things that happened that are normally the responsibility of the captain.
      1. The ship was far off course, apparently attempting to pass on the opposite side of the island from the usual course. It has been said that the captain ordered this change of course.
      2. After the accident occurred the passengers were given false information about what had occurred, asked to return to their cabins, and no evacuation order was issued for roughly one hour. Some of those following the return to cabin order, may have died in consequence of it.
      3. The captain apparently attempted a sharp turn after the grounding, which may have caused the ship to turn on its side. He has claimed credit for this act which act seems to have made the situation much worse than it was.
      4. Supervision of the crew during rescue was apparently incompetent and the evacuation was apparently disorderly.
      5. The captain left the ship before most of the passengers did. and refused to return despite orders to do so from the coast guard.
      6. Authorities learned of the incident apparently through cell phone messages from passengers. This suggests that the captain failed in his duty to attempt to get outside aid to his ship and to its passengers as quickly as possible.
      7. There are rumors that what the captain did report to passengers and to authorities was that there was a loss of electric power, and help was not required.
      8. The crew apparently did not know how to release the lifeboats, a deficiency in training that the captain must be held responsible for.
      It may be that all of the criticisms of the captain are baseless and none of the claims above are true. It remains to be seen. But if even half of them are true then the captain deserves all the contempt he has received. If two are correct he is an incompetent fool.

    57. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      You sound like someone who can spout bullshit, but when it comes to action only cower in the corner.

      If you don't think, after landing a plane in a river, overseeing the safe evacuation of the passengers in a sinking plane, verifying no passengers left behind in a still sinking plane, is heroic, then you're an absolute fucking moron.

      Try getting into a nasty car crash, perhaps into a stream, and trying to think right let alone save other people's lives, with huge amounts of adrenaline running through you. It's very, very, very difficult.

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    58. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Expectations for CAPTAINS go with the fucking job and are hundreds of YEARS old.

      Captain is a position of Command, with command responsibility. Not expecting strength of character is like "not expecting navigating skill" or "not expecting crew supervision".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_(nautical)

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    59. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      He failed to see to their safety, however. And did I mention he was the one responsible for steering the boat into the shore? No? Because he totally was. He was steering the boat when that happened. He was literally the cause of the accident. And then he ran away. Making a mistake I can understand: but when you do, you admit it. You don't try to run away, conceal it and even make yourself out to be a hero (which he also tried, claiming his cowardly actions "saved lives").

      Had he stayed, it is possible no one else would have been saved. He may even have died (doubtful, but possible). He still should have done it.

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    60. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Firemen, Coastguard, Officers, Emergency response people, Ship's Captains are supposed to be "heros" when it comes to disasters, emergencies etc... It's part of their job to do that which others can not or will not do. Ever heard of the term "Taking the helm?"

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    61. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by splutty · · Score: 1

      No. Wrong.

      The simple fact is that as the captain of a ship, you are legally bound to making sure everyone's off before you get off yourself.

      Depending on the jurisdiction you're in, there are actual criminal charges and associated prison time connected to not doing this.

      Making sure everyone's safe *IS* the captain's job, it's part and parcel of what you do, and it not optional. Just like it isn't optional to do a pre-flight check if you're a pilot.

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    62. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by curious.corn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah and apparently this Schettino idiot was trying to impress a "not-so-hot-but-as-long-as-she's-willing-it's-ok" blondie (see over here) to get some pr0n action.

      Apparently though, he guzzled a whole bottle of wine before heading for the bridge where he took command and sailed the damn thing like a plane acrobat on an airfield show.

      What an unmitigated idiot...

      Even if one wanted, to think of such a level of incompetent misery would he a hazard; a cheap scriptwriter wouldn't dare such obviousness. I can't find a link but when the story of the blondie came out, an italian cartoonist said that "reality has surpassed imagination", referring to the comparison between Berlusconi and Schettino.

      This whole story is such a paroxistically obvious to the point of stupidity anaphor... I'm blown away by it.

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    63. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      So... he rose to the level of his incompetence?

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    64. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Informative

      We're falling into the same 21st century...

      Okay, stop right there.

      The 20th century was the first one where captains weren't expected to go down with the ship. Prior to the late 1900's, any captain who didn't get off the ship last (after all the other passengers) was publicly labeled a coward by every official asked, and was often prosecuted for not sufficiently looking after his passengers' safety.

      The most famous shipwreck of all, RMS Titanic, had a captain (EJ Smith) who was on his last run before retirement (The White Star Line was sick of the guy bumping his ships into obstacles and other ships apparently, as he famously had done with RMS Olympic). Then ship met iceberg, Smith was indecisive for a very long time, the lifeboat loading was disorganized and haphazard for most of the incident, and when viewed even by the standards of the time, it was a general clusterfuck as far as evacuations go. OTOH, and to his credit, Smith didn't cowardly sprint for the first lifeboat and hop aboard, leaving the passengers to fend for themselves.

      That's right, folks - this guy in this recent crash is worse than the guy who captained the Titanic.

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    65. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Part of the job of a captain is to see to the safety of the crew and passengers. He failed at that.

      failed at saving less than 1% of the occupants of the vessel..

      Err, how would he know? He apparently bailed before even 1% of the passengers were safely off the ship.

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    66. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In his defense, he was very scared...and also drunk.

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    67. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather float the damned ship, and drive it right up his ass.

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    68. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I listened to the audio recordings of the Coasties ordering the captain back aboard. What you read, seems to be correct.

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    69. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Toonol · · Score: 4, Funny

      we can all agree that Americans need to be taken down a notch.

      Your insecurity is very obvious.

    70. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I imagine keelhauling him across the submerged 950-ft side would do the trick.

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    71. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I spent five years at sea. No captain can be on the bridge all the time. Godlike, though he may seem, even the captain has to shower, shit, and shave. If he doesn't visit the wardroom often enough, the rumbling of his gastro intestinal system can interfere with giving orders. The bastards even SLEEP like real human people.

      A captain who spends to much time on the bridge has a morale problem on his hands, because it's obvious to the junior officers that the captain doesn't trust them to do their jobs.

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    72. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame it on the Royal Navy and the United States Navy. They have both set a high standard of what we expect when we hear "Captain".

    73. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should look at the reactions of other captains. Life on the sea is still dangerous, and the job of a captain requires a high calling and duty.

    74. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Toonol · · Score: 1

      By initiating a discussion about the issue? Sometimes talking about a perceived problem is the correct response.

      I expect that the problem recently is mainly caused by the spectacular crash-and-burn that the EU economy is going through, which is even worse than what is happening in the US. When a group is feeling a bit insecure, a common response is to try to elevate yourself by deriding others. The US has done that to other countries during its worst times.

    75. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      If you don't have it in you to act heroically when needed, then you have no business stealing the money for not doing the job.

      To maybe help put things in perspective for you, I have been called on to act heroically. The first time, I failed, dismally. I chickened out. I got a second, and a third, and a fourth chance to act like a hero, each of them years apart. By that time, I had finished "growing a pair", and managed to do what I expected of a real man.

      By the time a man is qualified to be a ship's captain, he should have grown his own pair. If you ain't got them by age 40 or 50, you'll never have them.

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    76. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, Bruce Willis had a similar line in the 90's action movie The Last Boy Scout, long before South Park was a twinkle in anyone's eye. ...and I quote:

      Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.

    77. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really suprised?
      He knows he's a completely expendable replaceable employee. Why the fuck would he take responsibility for anything unless he was forced to?

      Ship captain does not make nearly as much as you'd imagine. I'd have bailed too. Companies treat employees as expendable costs. And yet you still have the nerve to expect the employee to give a damm about the company in general beyond their paycheck.

      Savin my ass first. The rest of you can fuck right off. Wreckage don't need a captain.

    78. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone, naysayer or supporter, will only discover their own levels of competence when they find themselves in the middle of a horrifying and paralyzing crisis like this."

      That is true. A lot of critical people learn this valuable lesson when something of great magnitude happens in their life. It is pretty arrogant to criticize another thinking you would perform much better than they under similar circumstances.

    79. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      I think what made him more cowardly than he would have been otherwise is that he knew it was his fault for running the ship aground. Reports say he broke the rules (common practice, maybe) and sailed dangerously close to the island in order to greet the previous captain who lived there. So when the ship hit the ground he first underreported how serious it was, and -- this is my guess -- when he saw people were getting hurt and maybe dying because of his fuckup his mind just wanted out. Had the ship got wrecked for other reasons, he'd probably have shown to be a better man, but this way, whatever he had done wouldn't make him a hero but only an idiot who caused damage, injuries, and deaths. Of course that's a selfish view, a good captain would work to save lives regardless, but that's a personality trait that can hardly be controlled under panic.

      What he could have controlled -- and that's what I see as the moral of the story -- is not doing stupid things to please people, especially when others' property and lives are at stake. He wanted to please the previous captain and island residents and did a stupid show-off. But that was an urge he could have resisted when he was just contemplating it in his mind, unlike what he experienced during the panic of the crash.

      So maybe now other boat captains, airplane pilots, bus drivers and so on -- and all of us, really -- will think of this guy when we get the urge to do something "cool" endangering us and others just to be seen as cool.

    80. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      In his defense, he was very scared...and also drunk.

      Ah, the Joe Hazelwood defense...

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    81. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Teancum · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is a reason why this particular ship's captain is being charged with multiple counts of manslaughter... and I think not only will those charges likely stick but that his conviction is all but assured given what I've seen and read about. That is far more of a condemnation than simply being said that they aren't a hero.

      "Showboating"? He put the lives of a great many people into very real danger as a result of his deliberate orders and actions where he displayed not only a lack of fiduciary responsibility over his ship but also a lack of even remorse over the danger that he put his own crew and chartered passengers into. Simply put, he displayed no sense of responsibility for his actions.... a responsibility that he assumed when he accepted the position of captain. There is a reason why a ship's captain wears the extra stripes, has orders that are followed, and gets higher pay as well as some other posh perks (including apparently his choice of crew to share his bed at night based on several stories being circulated): when the proverbial stuff hits the fan it is his job to make the hard choices and that he needs to be consulted when any problem comes up.

      In any navy or maritime service, having a ship run aground is always rationale to relief the captain and possibly press charges against that person. It goes with the job. They are responsible for everything that happens even if they weren't the one who was directly at the helm or even the "officer of the watch" on duty at the time. The captain "owns" the ship because in turn the ship "owns" the captain. Anything and I mean anything that happens on the ship, in the ship, or to the ship by definition is the captain's responsibility to deal with and make sure nothing awful happens.

      If a screw-up happens because a crew members either doesn't or refuses to follow orders of the captain, it is up to the captain to discipline that crew member either himself or through his subordinates, and to know who in his command he (or she) can depend upon to have those orders followed. Just because this was a civilian cruise ship rather than a military vessel doesn't make that chain of command and line of responsibility any less important. If anything because it was a civilian ship with civilian passengers the responsibility of the captain is even more critical.

      More importantly, if the reports are correct about this ship, it was his orders that had the ship moving so close to shore, and he took a very relaxed attitude toward crew and passenger safety. In this case in particular, he might as well have been the person actually at the helm "single handedly running the ship" as he had multiple opportunities to avoid the fiasco that actually unfolded. As if running the ship aground wasn't bad enough, his actions after the incident were pathetic and are cause for increased scorn. This guy wanted the perks, but none of the responsibilities.

      At least the captain of the Titanic took it like a man and tried to organize chaos to ensure the safety of his crew and passengers even if he failed ultimately. That captain also went down with his ship. This particular captain of the Costa Concordia didn't even have the guts to do that and certainly didn't put the safety of his passengers above his own.

    82. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Not only did the Coast Guard order him back, but he refused the order. He gave excuses that included "it's too dark" and "but it's on its side".

      I can't fathom how such a pathetic human being ever made Captain. He is obviously tremendously unqualified.

      Seeing pictures of him didn't surprise me that he bailed first. He seemed like the kind of guy who would be first to fuck your sister, but bails when she asks for bus change.

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    83. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by crakbone · · Score: 1

      Training and capability have a large effect on this. Soldiers are trained and practice all the time to overcome the shock that occurs when in a crisis. Studies have even found that gamers will react before the trauma of an event hits them. The ability to set aside the trauma and do the job necessary is part of the person and part of the training. Proper safety drills and training would have prepared the crew and the captain for this event. This not occurring is because of the captain being lazy. There is no other excuse for it.

    84. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ...

      One thing needs to be said here - The captain was probably qualified to manage and navigate a boat. However, you and many of the other critics on this thread wanted him to automatically be a *hero* as well, and found him wanting. I'm not trying to defend this guy, but I find it surprising that so many armchair critics demand such an incredibly high standard of professionalism and performance and even heroism from others.....

      I don't know what reality you like to live in, but in the real world, there is such thing as responsibility to go with jobs. For example, if you choose to be a fireman, you are going into burning houses. If you choose to be in the military, you are going to be put in life & death situations. You choose to be a nanny, you are wiping poop off of butts.

      Do you understand? The Captain is the last person off a ship, or he goes down with the ship. 1 or the other. That is a captains job. A smart Captain, doesn't endanger the lives of 1000's of people by going off course. Of course, this person isn't smart, as not only he went off course, he fucking bailed before everyone else when the ship crashed.

      Dude is a loser. He does not deserve to be a captain, he deserves to be sued by all the passengers, and hopefully spend the rest of his life doing some crappy low paying job because he blew his big chance in life.

      But then, he's like Italian and honestly, they have a great track record for being cowards.

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    85. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "During dinner the Captain is almost never on the bridge."

      Also they spend almost 1 third of the cruise in bed, the nerve of these guys.

    86. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hard part is not running away like a worthless piece of eurotrash when danger rears its head.

      Next.

    87. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by laura20 · · Score: 2
      It's an established part of the job of the captain of a ship to remain on the ship and coordinate evacuation efforts until passengers have been evacuated. That doesn't mean they are supposed to go down with the ship, or even that they are responsible for every last one getting off -- sometimes it is impossible -- but it definitely means that while passengers are queued up for boats or going down ladders, you are supposed to still be on the ship, doing what you can.

      Note that the deputy mayor of Giglio, the island they ran into, boarded the ship from a tender at 11pm, before it had even tilted, and found only a single junior officer left on board, and the evacuation in chaos. That's criminal irresponsibility, and the captain and probably some of his officers will go to jail for it. Though I agree with the other commenter who said that the truly criminal part will be the lying to the coast guard and telling passengers to go back to their cabins despite the fact that the ship was clearly hopeless. It's almost mystifying -- did he think that giant rock was going to somehow vanish?

    88. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by crakbone · · Score: 0

      "and we can all agree that Americans need to be taken down a notch." Why? Because America has provided support to almost every global and national tragedy in the last 40 years? Because we are one of the largest provider of charity funds on the planet? That America was one the first countries to pick up the Red Cross. That during the 2004 tsunami the Americans were some of the first on scene. That the Americans donated close to three times as much in relief as any other country for that disaster to islands on the other side of the planet from them. That Americans even donated to the Iran quake, a country known to hate the Americans. (/sarcasm) By the way Superman was an illegal alien adopted by Americans who found him abandoned.

    89. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody knows a plane natural place is in the water, while a ship should fly... Ohh, wait, it is the other way around.
      Now, what is amazing, you have a fragile aluminium plane hitting the water at around 150-200 miles per hour without engines after hitting a flock of birds at a much faster speed and there were 0 casualties. OTOH you have a huge ship at traveling at a tenth of that speed with engines working having several hours to evacuate and you have a 1% casualty rate.

    90. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      You miss the whole point of what happened here. Walking the length of the plane was not merely to prove you could walk around inside, he was making sure he was the very last person to leave, making sure all passengers and crew left before him as it was his responsibility to ensure their safety. That "rescuers" were around to help Captain Sully out was also part of his plan of action as he notified the air control towers and anybody else he could contact about where he was going and what he was doing. Taking the maintenance log was not just "covering his butt" but even further taking responsibility for his action and making sure that a full accounting of what took place could be entered into the official record.

      The point is that the captain of the Costa Concordia not only abandoned ship with crew and passengers still on board, he didn't even bother to survey what could be done to help them out or to even acknowledge that there might even be a problem in the first place. His one and only goal was to save his own behind, and he did a pretty lousy job of even doing that.

      As to being a hero or not, that is for others to decide and for you to proclaim if you think the title fits. Obviously you don't think it applies in the case of Captain Sully, and I'm not going to even bother trying to convince you otherwise. I certainly don't think the title applies to the captain of the Costa Concordia, as he didn't even perform the job of being captain.

    91. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be close to 8000 soles, assuming that each of the approx 4000 people on board was wearing two shoes. This does not account for extra pairs (if some people brought multiple pairs along, or perhaps some crew members had both dress and casual shoes). It would be conceivable that there were well over 10,000 shoes on board!

      The real question in all of this, though, is who cares how many soles were aboard? I for one would be much more concerned about the people who own those shoes. Perhaps you have some sort of shoe fetish?

    92. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >2000 soles

        even for a cruise ship, that's a lot of flounder...

    93. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Somewhere out there, Silvio Berlusconi is slapping himself for not coming up with that excuse.

      "I tripped and fell, lost my trousers in the process and landed in bed with a beautiful naked girl."

      Something like (NSFW!) this? (NSFW!)

    94. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by djlemma · · Score: 1

      If you look at CruiseJunkie you'll see a recent event on the Carnival Liberty that's being attributed to a computer glitch. I don't think that's "official" by any means, but I do believe that there are probably some computer safeguards on newer ships. I've been on a bunch of cruise ship bridges and engine offices, and there's plenty of automated systems.

    95. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I echo everyone else who replied already and want to further point out that one of the crimes, yes crimes, that he was charged with was "abandoning ship". So even the law say that the captain must see to the safety of his passengers, not just thousands of years of maritime tradition.

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    96. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by cmd · · Score: 2

      ... landed in bed with a beautiful naked girl and my two best friends.

      "He said he got stuck in the lifeboat for an hour before it was lowered into the water off the coast of Giglio island. Also with him was Dimitri Christidis, the Greek second in command of the Concordia and Silvia Coronica, the third officer, according to La Repubblica newspaper. " [Telegraph]

    97. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by chispito · · Score: 1

      One thing needs to be said here - The captain was probably qualified to manage and navigate a boat. However, you and many of the other critics on this thread wanted him to automatically be a *hero* as well, and found him wanting. I'm not trying to defend this guy, but I find it surprising that so many armchair critics demand such an incredibly high standard of professionalism and performance and even heroism from others.

      This is ridiculous. I don't expect him to be a hero, I expect him to do his damn job. As captain, he is ultimately responsible for all 4,200 lives on board the ship.

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    98. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the AC you're responding to, but I have been in a road accident involving my girlfriend, her brother, her disabled father and one dog. It involved the vehicle rolling over, a few broken ribs, limbs and blackouts, and a full recovery by all. My magic weapons for being able to help out esp. the father were (i) wearing a seat belt, the difference between walking away with heavy bruising and almost certain death; (ii) having good, regular first aid training (but otherwise no connection to healthcare); (iii) knowing how to dial the emergency services and calmly carry on a dialogue.

      Geek seatwarmers might want to check the bit in their biology textbook which explains that the "huge amounts of adrenaline" are there for your benefit - they shouldn't be overwhelming providing you are mentally healthy and have a modicum of exposure to the outside world.

      Now I certainly don't think I was a hero. And what Sullenberger did was way more impressive than the contribution I made above. But Sullenberger wasn't a hero either - he merely had the chance to put his careful training and preparation into practice (read his bio - it's almost as if the Fates tailored the crash for him!).

    99. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have heard the co-pilot speak. He says just that... They were not hero's, they were doing EXACTLY what they trained to do. That the training on it made it seem automatic.

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    100. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by celle · · Score: 1

      "his story and his excuses sound quite pathetic."

          The guy crashed an ocean liner, any excuse/reason is going to be pathetic.
          Remember the guy is just working a job like the rest of us and most likely for the same selfish reasons so cut him some slack.
          The captain was right, it's dark with the ship in a dangerous position and him being possibly compromised(drunk, etc) it could be sending him to his death and could be viewed as the guard captain attempting to murder him. Being part of the incident, potentially compromised, in his condition he would have been a little help anyway. I doubt willingly getting killed is part of the job description regardless of what public perception says. Telling him to go back was just plain irresponsible and stupid.

    101. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Ambvai · · Score: 1

      Dr. Perry Cox of Scrubs: Look... First of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.

    102. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bruce Willis said that in The Last Boy Scout in 1991. I guess he beat Southpark by a year or two.

    103. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captain Crunch

      He sounds more like Captain Zapp Brannigan.

      "She's built like a steak house but handles like a bistro."

    104. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by celle · · Score: 1

      "If it turns out that the captain ordered the ship illegally close to the island, be it as a favor to the chef or following an order to create a show for the passengers, then the wreckage is indeed his responsibility. We can't have people with authority to make decisions directly affecting the lives of thousands of people rescind responsibility whenever they fuck up. When power and responsibility don't coincide, bad things happen. At sea, a captain has full authority and full responsibility."

          Look at world economic behavior since Reagan or better behavior since 2008 and say that again. Nobody is locking up corporate or government leaders for the fucking the public has suffered the last several years.(deaths included) This incident is nothing by comparison and the captain will probably be facing death for it. Let's hold the noise of hypocrisy down to jet engine levels please.

    105. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      This guy was probably weak and lacked the capacity to handle a crisis of this magnitude.

      You don't think having the capacity to handle a crisis is a necessary trait in a ship captain?

    106. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      The guy crashed an ocean liner, any excuse/reason is going to be pathetic. Remember the guy is just working a job like the rest of us and most likely for the same selfish reasons so cut him some slack. The captain was right, it's dark with the ship in a dangerous position and him being possibly compromised(drunk, etc) it could be sending him to his death and could be viewed as the guard captain attempting to murder him. Being part of the incident, potentially compromised, in his condition he would have been a little help anyway. I doubt willingly getting killed is part of the job description regardless of what public perception says. Telling him to go back was just plain irresponsible and stupid.

      No, that is actually what they are supposed to do BY LAW. And the Captain murdered those people just as if he put a gun to their head and pulled the trigger by changing the course of the ship and coming too close to land like that. Unreal that you would defend a piece of sh!t like that . You're pathetic.

    107. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      For all you youngsters, the sinking of the Andrea Doria.A bigger disaster and a huge contrast with this sinking. I remember well watching all this unfold on B&W TV and seeing it in the movie newsreels.

    108. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      We're falling into the same 21st century trap that the media has created and oversold - quick to judge and quicker to forget.

      The media has nothing to do with it. This guy is an incompetent fool who killed passengers by steering the ship into this disaster on purpose(and totally off course) and left lots of them to their own devices to save his own neck. He's can't be the fall guy if he actually committed the crime.

    109. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by nortcele · · Score: 1

      How exactly is your comment going to help?

      It helped by making me laugh. Now I have the "Hot Pockets" jingle from No Agenda running through my head....

    110. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy was probably weak and lacked the capacity to handle a crisis of this magnitude

      This is like saying that a fireman can't be blamed for saying, "I'm not going in that house, it's on fire!" Sure, not everyone in the world wants to be a fireman -- but if you signed up to be one, if that is literally "your job," then yes, you can be blamed for not doing your job, because people are depending on you to save their lives. They are depending on the promise that you made to help them if something goes wrong. This captain made a promise to his passengers to take care of them in the event of a disaster, but when a disaster actually came, he failed to come through on his promise, and he abandoned them. We are not saying that the captain should have gone "above and beyond," we are saying that he should have kept his promises and done his job.

    111. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So what's with the bimbo who's sticking up for him, anyway?

      As for being unqualified, somehow this doesn't surprise me. This is Carnival Cruise Lines, after all. It's the cruise line that's exclusively for drunks and cocaine users.

      I went on a cruise a few years ago in the Caribbean. While on shore in Belize, we hired a private driver for the day to drive us around and show us stuff. Very interesting character, even took us to his home, where we met his wife. Anyway, he made the comment that people from the cruise ships frequently want him to get them drugs, but that they aren't all the same, and it differs by cruise line. He said most people, of course, want marijuana, but that for some reason, the people from Carnival usually want cocaine.

      Just before I left, my own boss, who had just come back from a cruise his family made him go on (it was some kind of big family reunion), which was on a Carnival ship, made the comment, "what about all the drunks?", knowing that I'm not a drinker. Apparently his ship was full of sloppy drunks. On my cruise ship, I never met a single one. Why? I can only surmise that it was because of our choice of cruise line: we were on a Norwegian cruise. Even better, about 40% of the guests were Germans. Everyone on that ship was very well-behaved, unlike everything I've heard about Carnival cruises with American guests.

      It's not just Norwegian, however: my wife had previously taken a cruise (California/Mexico west coast) with Royal Caribbean, and said it was pretty similar; all the guests were well-behaved there too. Finally, my wife has an ex-friend who's a giant drinker, thinks the only way to have fun is to get totally drunk, and loves to go on cruises. Her cruise line of choice? Carnival.

      So from my limited anecdotal data, it seems that Carnival, at least here in the Americas, attracts a very bad crowd. With a clientele like that, I can see how they'd cut corners in their staffing too.

    112. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What, you think the captain doesn't get to take time off and go have a meal?

      Being captain doesn't mean you're on the bridge 24x7. They have subordinates who watch the ship when he isn't on-shift. These aren't military ships; the captain probably doesn't stay on-shift more than 8 hours unless there's extenuating circumstances.

      I sat with the captain for dinner on my last cruise; he was a pretty interesting guy, and seemed very knowledgeable about naval things. He was able to answer all my questions about the ship, navigation, etc. Apparently when he's not working he has his own sailboat too. But then again, he was working for Norwegian cruise lines, not Carnival.

    113. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Garybaldy · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah I am that stupid we don't need first officers. Captain never eats our sleeps. Chill the fuck out

    114. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Garybaldy · · Score: 1

      Please reread my comment you took away the wrong idea.

    115. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      You're the one saying captains don't do anything because they're spending all their time at the dinner table.

    116. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Garybaldy · · Score: 1

      Was just going through your comment history. Yeah it seems you fail basic reading comprehension. With your favorite sport being insulting others.

    117. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Shoot him? If they decide to sink the ship somewhere then it'd only be fitting for the captain to accompany it... albeit in the brig so he can't fall into anymore lifeboats.

    118. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's nothing more pathetic on Slashdot than someone who reads through others' comment history looking for things to bash them with. I never insulted you here, you called yourself stupid, not me. I only pointed out your faulty logic about the dining table.

    119. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem relevant because this guy says the ship was where he wanted it to be when it ht the rock. Just that the rock wasn't meant to be there.

    120. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Part of the job of a captain is to see to the safety of the crew and passengers. He failed at that.

      failed at saving less than 1% of the occupants of the vessel..

      Err, how would he know? He apparently bailed before even 1% of the passengers were safely off the ship.

      I read that they were down to about 300 passengers when he bailed.

    121. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the fire brigade gets paid for regardless of how much publicity they get so there is no reason not to engage people who can do the job. Cruise ships rely on publicity so naturally salesmen get put in charge of important parts of the operation, like steering the ships around the rocks.

    122. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Those who did earned instant infamy, like the captain of the Greek luxury liner Oceanos, which sank in rough seas off South Africa in 1991.Those who did earned instant infamy, like the captain of the Greek luxury liner Oceanos, which sank in rough seas off South Africa in 1991.

      Ha! I was on the Australis (the sister ship of the Oceanos) in 1975, going from Australia to the UK. We hit a force 11 gale in the north atlantic. This gives me a new perspective on the situation.

    123. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an American & I agree with the GP; posting anon because free speech isn't what it used to be.

    124. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      This all would have been different if, instead of refusing to get back on the ship, there was a recording of him demanding the CG find a way to get him back on his ship ASAP... Would have made his "I fell in the lifeboat" spheel a little easier to swallow.

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    125. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, those are by far the best navies on the planet.

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    126. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by pehrs · · Score: 1

      Actually I would go one step further.

      The Captain was overwhelmed by the situation and had a stress reaction. People react differently to this, and his reaction (a combination of denial and irrational fleeing) is far from common. The only real protection against this kind of reaction from individuals is to have a team working and supporting each other. Yes, the captain has the primary responsibility of the ship, but if the captain is unable (mentally) to act that responsibility goes down the chain of command, typically to the first officer. This is an important part of crew resource management training, and is something a ship of this size should have been practicing regularly. You can't rely on the captain always being there to make the decisions.

      When you work in maritime search and rescue you meet and hear about this kind of stress reactions. People who can't leave their sinking boat unless they first get to unscrew the new $1000 radio. People who spends hours cleaning the fuel filter when they are out of gas. People who pushes other crew members off ships to get to rescue helicopters first. It's not pretty, but it is human. That is why on a large ship your organization must be built to ensure it can handle this. And that is where the real failure was.

    127. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      To be fair to him, the situation was dire. According to a recorded conversation he had with the coast guard, "it was dark!".

    128. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Society does and always will reject cowardice from people in a position of responsibility for others lives, especially when that cowardice further threatens others lives (the captain's abandonment fueled panic).

      And his job required him to stay on the boat for a number of reasons, and Im sure there are laws requiring him to obey a command from the coast guard.

    129. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been said that the Captain was at dinner and stayed there for a good while as the ship was sinking. Along with other strange behavior displayed, it is possible that he is suffering from a mental illness.

    130. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there were no automatic systems - I said you were mistaken about how they were used and the role of the captain and crew. (And really, you're citing something that clearly labels itself as a rumor - and then claiming you don't know "how official it is"?)

    131. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, that's rather more an example proving the parent posters point than a counterexample exposing some imagined hypocrisy.

    132. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok i think we almost got it, but one more take. This time try putting the emphasis on HUNDREDS instead of years!

      Nail this and i think we can break for lunch.

    133. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The captain was probably qualified to manage and navigate a boat
      History teaches us that he was NOT qualified to navigate a boat.

    134. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the captain of the Titanic took it like a man and tried to organize chaos to ensure the safety of his crew and passengers even if he failed ultimately. That captain also went down with his ship. This particular captain of the Costa Concordia didn't even have the guts to do that and certainly didn't put the safety of his passengers above his own.

      Yeah, I'm sure tha captain of the Titanic appreciates from beyond the grave how heroic everyone found him.

      Oh wait, no, there's no afterlife and he ended the game when he died.

      Whereas this guy will get a few weeks of public ridicule, a few years at worst of criminal punishment, and then be able to pick up and move on. If he can't bear that, he can kill himself and be in exactly the same position of non-existence as the Titanic's captain.

    135. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I'm curious how you have come to the conclusion that there is no afterlife? I take it that you have lived until the heat death of the universe, visited every possible habitable world, experienced all that could possibly be experienced by mankind, and then came back in a time machine with this sudden revelation?

      Do you really believe that when you die that that is the end and your existence is no more? Are you absolutely positive that even future advanced technology won't be able to revive you from the dead in a million years or so? Are you staking an absolute hard stance that time-travel is not possible and will never be possible?

      Hard absolute statements like this make me question the motives of anybody who makes statements like this. In a couple hundred years everybody reading this will know for themselves if there is an "afterlife" or not, and I promise that I'm going to track you down eventually if one exists to get you to apologize for even making such a statement like this. Of course by that time you will write it off as the impetuous nature of youth speaking from sheer ignorance so that would be a pointless exercise. I'm sure we'll meet if there is an afterlife.

      Besides, even presuming that your existence does end, the legacy of these two captains still is going to be different... and that is something which has endured and will endure for some time to come. Even if for some reason this particular captain of the Costa Concordia is tired and acquitted of all criminal charges and set free, his career as a merchant marine is over. I seriously doubt anybody would let him be in command of anything larger than a bathtub.

      On top of that, this story has legs. I think it is going to be worse than a few weeks of public ridicule, and on top of that he has also tarnished his family's name in a way that very few in history have been able to pull off. His name will be mentioned with derision and score for every generation of future sea captains as an example of what never to do if you get into that position.

    136. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by EricScott · · Score: 1

      How is it you are moderated "5" for being on both sides of an issue?

    137. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The place of the Captain of the ship is on board, at the helm.

      This is commonly understood by anyone. it was remarked by the Second in Command of the Andrea Doria.
      He also remarked the behavior of his Captain that, so many years ago, was the last man to leave the ship. It actually was nearly forced to leave the ship by his officers on threat they would stay there with him, if he didn't leave with them.

    138. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I'd be careful about believing all the stories that have been floating around about the captain. It seems like the company is trying to distance themselves from a "fall guy", and as it has been established that the ship and others from that company had taken close routes to the island before:

      http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/27aff644-437c-11e1-8489-00144feab49a.html#axzz1k9N66b6k

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16583187

      It seems the company wants all the negative attention to be on the captain rather than them, so we should expect that they are throwing out lots of spin, instead of facts, as companies often do.

    139. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by whatever3003 · · Score: 1

      Such a pathetic attitude. Shoot this parent.

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    140. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by HunkirDowne · · Score: 1

      The captain staying with the ship is one of the basic tenets of seamanship. Some of us have been there and can rightly make this call. You don't abandon your post. You take care of those under your charge. It's called being responsible even if it means losing your life. Don't want the responsibility? Don't sign up for the job, clear and simple.

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    141. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by HunkirDowne · · Score: 1

      In my experience, every article printed by the press for which I have had intimate experience has been faulty in one regard or another. Inaccurate to the point of irresponsibility in some cases and I read these reports for which I do not have intimate knowledge of through these filters. We may never know the details enough to pass certain judgment.

      As an anecdote, I recall reading the report of an acid tank trunk overturning and spilling it's load of "highly caustic acid".

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    142. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that was the common explanation for when you showed up in the ER with something unusual in your rectum.

      "I tripped and fell and landed on it"

    143. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by frost_knight · · Score: 1

      From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill:
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      "Forget the drunken skipper fable. At the helm, the third mate would never have collided with Bligh Reef had he looked at his Raycas radar. But the radar was not turned on. In fact, the tanker's radar was left broken and disabled for more than a year before the disaster, and Exxon management knew it. It was [in Exxon's view] just too expensive to fix and operate." -- Greg Palast, BBC

      At the time of impact with Bligh Reef, Captain Hazelwood was asleep in his quarters, having left Third Mate Gregory Cousins in charge of the navigation bridge and Able Seaman Robert Kagan at the helm.

      Captain Hazelwood was accused of being drunk at the time of the accident, though at trial he was cleared of this charge.
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      Exxon used him as a fall guy.

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    144. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

      The animation shows that he missed the rock as usual, but sideswiped it with the stern as he turned away too hard.

    145. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the time a couple of us went to an exhibition that was held on the grounds of a military museum. While there, we walked around to view the museum's outdoor exhibits. Amongst others a small WWI vintage Italian tank (1 or 2 person) - if I remember correctly. After reading on the plaque that it was Italian, my brother remarked: "gearbox has 1 gear forward and 5 reverse".

  3. Wait until a storm takes it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wait until a storm takes it down to 90 meters below surface, that's what they do at the moment.

  4. Turn it into a Theme park by realsilly · · Score: 3, Funny

    And you can go on the ride where you pretend to be the captain who was thrown from the ship which lands in the water unharmed.

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    1. Re:Turn it into a Theme park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And than drive to your luxurious hotel and order for diner and dry socks. (His socks apparently did get wet)

      sounds like a great idea!

    2. Re:Turn it into a Theme park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, I thought he abandoned ship?

      Or.. did he get thrown off?

      No no, he tripped into a life boat that his 2nd officer just happened to be on!

      Hold on, he actually got in a life boat to survey the damage.

      I can't keep it straight anymore.

  5. Hypothetical Questions by Captain+Hook · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What do you do with a 1,000-foot wreck that's full of fuel and half-submerged on a rocky ledge in the middle of an Italian marine sanctuary?" I do like these hypothetical questions, but we never get to see if they actually work in real life, so I've stop thinking about them.

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    1. Re:Hypothetical Questions by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Finish sinking the ship as an artificial reef after removing the fuel, collect the insurance money (in the tech world, it's always time to upgrade), build a new ship, find a new captain, and make the old ship / artificial reef part of the tour.

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    2. Re:Hypothetical Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell the scrap metal to fuel your meth habit.

    3. Re:Hypothetical Questions by Stuarticus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sail really close so the staff who remember it fondly can get a really good view. Did you just hear something?

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    4. Re:Hypothetical Questions by Talderas · · Score: 1

      The Costa Concordia has only been operating for 5.5 years and most cruise ships will run for at least 15 years (most ships are designed for a 30 year lifespan) with the purchasing company before they consider getting rid of them and since this accident is almost certainly going to be attributed to human error the insurance payout is going to be less than they would otherwise get.

      So it's really going to be a question of whether the cost of righting her and getting her to a dry dock for repairs and the revenues from continued operation plus the revenue from selling her down the line will outstrip the gain the owning company is going to get from cutting her up for scrap. There is no way this ship is going to be willingly dumped into deeper water to serve as a reef wreck.

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    5. Re:Hypothetical Questions by dpilot · · Score: 1, Informative

      As with someone else making some comment about "90 meters deep after a storm," I don't think that's possible. I don't think you can sink this ship - it's already as sunk as it can get, at least in this spot. I get the distinct impression from the pictures that it's already sitting on the bottom, and the fact that the bottom is so shallow is part of the current problem. If the bottom had been deeper, say had the ship been taking another route, none of this would have happened.

      To "finish sinking the ship" you first have to move it to deeper water, and if you can move it at all, you may as well move it to drydock. Then you can either repair or salvage. Either way, you've first got the fuel problem.

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    6. Re:Hypothetical Questions by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's on an underwater mountainside hung up on a rock protrusion. The bow and stern are slumping, but the center is maintaining height. It's back is likely broken.

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    7. Re:Hypothetical Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering there is 500,000 gallons of fuel on it, that fuel itself is worth a fair amount of money. i would think the fuel would be worth salvaging to regain some of that cost itself...not to mention you don't want it to ruin the ecosystem.

    8. Re:Hypothetical Questions by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      It's on an underwater mountainside hung up on a rock protrusion. The bow and stern are slumping, but the center is maintaining height. It's back is likely broken.

      Still, it supposedly only has another 120m to go to the next shelf bottom; so sinking it where it is doesn't necessarily make sense either - I'm pretty sure it's a lot taller than the water is deep there. But you may have a good point for not being able to salvage it. OTOH, they may be able to get it to a floating dry-dock to safely move it away - which would be easier than trying to float it all the way to an actual dry-dock - you'd only have to float it for a few days at most while you get it into the floating dry-dock.

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    9. Re:Hypothetical Questions by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the first step is to pump off as much fuel oil as possible.

      I'm guessing it's not 120m tall. Even if it settled upright. Perhaps an Antenna will be left above water.

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    10. Re:Hypothetical Questions by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the first step is to pump off as much fuel oil as possible.

      I'm guessing it's not 120m tall. Even if it settled upright. Perhaps an Antenna will be left above water.

      120m is roughtly 360 feet. According to Wikipedia it has 17 decks; figuring on that a deck is about 10 feet apart, that's 170 feet there, but there will also be space between the decks (which will probably be 3-5 feet) and some decks (especially the upper most and lowermost decks) will have a lot more space, not to mention the various engineering rooms in the lowermost sections, and double-hulls, etc. So it can easily be more than 360 feet tall.

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    11. Re:Hypothetical Questions by gkndivebum · · Score: 1

      Actually 120M is closer to 400 feet (393.7, to be exact). It would need to be deep to completely submerge it. To make it a reasonable wreck dive it would need to be in water deep enough that it posed no navigation hazard. Something the size of this ship would need very deep water to ensure that the shallowest part was, say, 20M from the surface. That would make the bottom somewhere near 135M (450 feet), assuming it sunk upright. From a technical diver's perspective this is beyond the reach of all but the most elite. Too bad, it would be an interesting wreck dive if sunk shallower than that.

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  6. Take the fuel.. by malkavian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Then set it up as an artificial reef, and have businesses set up to get divers to it. Not sure the decontamination would pay off in the near term, but it'd be an interesting option.

    1. Re:Take the fuel.. by Eggbloke · · Score: 2

      I think I read somewhere that it is fairly near a ledge so I imagine it would be unsafe for divers to be regularly going inside it.
      I guess they could secure it to the rocks it's on though.

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    2. Re:Take the fuel.. by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem with that is there are other toxic substances aboard a ship besides fuel. It took two years (never mind the time spent procuring approval from various interested agencies) to prepare the USS Oriskany as an artificial reef. It was done while she was in port, not lying on her side half submerged while subject to tidal and wave influences. A modern cruise ship probably has less toxic substances aboard than a warship built in the 1940s (the Essex class carriers used asbestos as fire insulation and PCBs in their electrical cabling) but she still isn't safe for disposal in a marine sanctuary.

      The owners may well want to salvage her for a possible return to service too. Not sure if that's feasible with the damage she absorbed (any marine engineers who care to weigh in?) but the owners doubtless want to recover their $400 million investment.

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    3. Re:Take the fuel.. by ewrong · · Score: 1

      or push it off the ledge.

    4. Re:Take the fuel.. by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 5, Informative

      Rather, it's up to the insurance company; just like an auto-wreck, they're the ones who determine its ability to be salvaged.

      http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2012/01/19/231831.htm

      Apparently there's worry that it will end up costing over US$1bn before everything is said and done.

    5. Re:Take the fuel.. by u38cg · · Score: 1

      At this point, probably not. Just getting her off the rocks will probably involve the end of her.

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    6. Re:Take the fuel.. by whoda · · Score: 2

      There is no doubt the ship is going to be repaired, and it will take around 1 year, maybe less dependent upon how modular of a construction it is.
      The ship is planned to be sailing with paying passengers in 2013.

       

    7. Re:Take the fuel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on. The Concordia is already leaking toxic fluids from its hydraulic systems, and that's the real worry right now. A ship like this is just like a 4000-people town; whatever fuel they would be using in their homes is far from being the only pollutant.
      I spend my Summer holidays in a secluded cove on the coast right in front of the Giglio island... a true paradise, both above and under water. The impact of this tragedy will be felt for a long time even if the fuel is successfully recovered.
      Heartfelt congrats to the "Commander" for being such a dork and coward, and to Carnival Cruises for putting such a dangerous moron to the helm of a cruising ship.

    8. Re:Take the fuel.. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      The ship is planned to be sailing with paying passengers in 2013.

      With its new captain, Joseph Hazelwood.

    9. Re:Take the fuel.. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      No doubt? You realize the ships bow and stern are not in line with the ships center anymore? Her back is, at very least, very bent.

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    10. Re:Take the fuel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't work. It is slipping to deeper grounds with each wave atm.

    11. Re:Take the fuel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the fuel off is only the first part, then you will have oil, plastics, anything that can decompose, after that there is the part where must be ensured that there are no air pockets inside (some dumb ass could try to breath those and get killed), that are no doors that can close and leave a diver trapped, that are no sharp edges, that there are wide openings visible from everywhere so nobody get lost inside, bla bla bla...

      And the ship is on the side... I already dived a ship that was on is side and is very confusing since every hallway is now a vertical shaft.

    12. Re:Take the fuel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most slashdot readers were born after 1989, so your reference is a big "whoosh."

    13. Re:Take the fuel.. by djlemma · · Score: 1

      I think they could salvage the ship without THAT much difficulty. They are about 400KM (in either direction) from a Fincantieri shipyard- there's one in Genoa and one in Naples. Fincantieri is the company that built the ship in the first place, so I imagine they'd be pretty accommodating. The ship could be floated by just patching a few holes and putting the gigantic balloon-like things they use to launch tankers under the submerged sections, and just inflating them and tugging the ship off the land. Pump out the water and get the ship upright, and it'd be little worse than the Carnival Splendour that had to be tugged to Mexico. The ship's own engines might still even work. I bet the cost of salvage and revitalization would be less than the cost of making a new ship, which would probably run about $800 million.

      Now, it's another question whether anybody would want to take a cruise on this cursed ship once revitalization was complete, but it would get renamed and rebranded and most people probably wouldn't even realize.

    14. Re:Take the fuel.. by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      tidal and wave influences

      This is the Mediterranean. Tides aren't really a factor.

    15. Re:Take the fuel.. by dlgeek · · Score: 1

      Asbestos isn't really a problem when submerged. Its risks come due to tiny particles becoming airborne and getting stuck in the lung where they're an irritant. Underwater, it just clumps, and fish don't have lungs to irritate.

      In fact, the standard protocol when dealing with asbestos (removal, etc). is to cover it with water. The EPA also had no problem with asbestos-filled subway cars into artificial reefs

    16. Re:Take the fuel.. by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Where is a reality TV producer when you need one? This whole thing, even the insurance company angle, is fascinating.

      I hope there are IMAX cameras on site when they start trying to re-float that thing, or cut it into pieces.

    17. Re:Take the fuel.. by Sollord · · Score: 1

      If they can refloat her they can fix here given today's modular construction breaking a ships back doesn't mean the end of it. It just depends on if it would be cheaper to pay off or fix for the insurance company.

    18. Re:Take the fuel.. by whoda · · Score: 1

      Yes, no doubt.

  7. Obvious by villew · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turn it into a water-cooled data center.

    1. Re:Obvious by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Turn it into a water-cooled data center.

      Too risky. Pirates could hack the databases hosted there-in and leak them to the press.

  8. Patch by Polybius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Plan A:
    1) Pump all the fuel out of it.
    2) If there is a hole in the down side of the hull patch it from the inside.
    3) Patch any holes on the top side of the hull.
    4) Get as many pumps as possible pulling water out of the thing. while you gradually inflate large air bags under it.
    5) Ship pops back up, tug it anywhere you want.

    Plan B:
    Hundreds of millions of ping pong balls.

    1. Re:Patch by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Plan B:
      Hundreds of millions of ping pong balls.

      IIRC they often do use bags full of air to refloat downed ships, same principle as the ping pong balls but easier to control and can probablly displace more water (ping pong balls will have holes between them).

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    2. Re:Patch by delinear · · Score: 1

      Damn, I had points but I've already commented so I'll just say bravo.

    3. Re:Patch by trout007 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I did some rough calculations and it would take about 8 Billion Ping Pong Balls to fill it assuming there are no airtight compartments left. On Amazon you can get them for $11 per gross so that about $600 million in Ping Pong Balls.

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    4. Re:Patch by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Plan B:
      Hundreds of millions of ping pong balls.

      Captain Kangaroo to the rescue!

    5. Re:Patch by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Plan A:

      If only it were that easy... But, as always, the devil is in the details.
       

      Plan B:

      Won't work.
       
      It worked on the Mythbusters because the hull was entirely submerged, while the Costa Concordia is only partially submerged. If you watch the Mythbusters clip, you'll note that it just barely brings the hull to the surface with the entire hull filled with ping pong balls - while the Costa Concordia already has a good portion of it's hull above water.

    6. Re:Patch by macshome · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope you have Amazon Prime so that the shipping is free on that.

    7. Re:Patch by tokul · · Score: 1

      5) Ship pops back up, tug it anywhere you want.

      Or one half of the ship pops out and you have to collect other half from the bottom in small shattered pieces.

    8. Re:Patch by nortcele · · Score: 1

      Plan C:
      Apply a ton of JB Weld.

      Plan D:
      Yoda will lift the ship out and levitates it to dry dock.

    9. Re:Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you hit it on the head... this is probably the quickest way to get what you want.

    10. Re:Patch by trout007 · · Score: 1

      I do. I'd love to the UPS guy drop ship those.

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  9. fill it with ping pong balls by kae_verens · · Score: 0

    worked for the mythbusters...

    1. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I couldn't resist:

      ping-pong ball diameter: 40mm (radius: 20mm or 0.02 metres)
      ping-pong ball volume: 4/3*pi*(0.02 metres)^3 = .0000335103216m^3
      Costa Concordia displacement: 51387 tonnes (various sources give different numbers, but it's on that order, and obviously this is its displacement in a normal situation, which this isn't)

      One tonne of water is 1m^3 of volume (I love the metric system), thus the displacement is also about 51387m^3 (although if you want to get technical we're displacing seawater that has a different density from pure water, so the numbers would be a little different). That means you need about:

      51387m^3/ .0000335103216m^3 = 1 533 467 825 ping pong balls

      "Only" 1.5 billion ping pong balls, and that's floating the thing at its normal displacement. Anyone know how many ping pong balls are manufactured globally per year?

    2. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by kae_verens · · Score: 2

      you're forgetting that there's only so close that you can pack spheres together. so you would only need about 3/4 the number (pi/18^.5 * 1.5*10^9) - 1.1*10^9 balls, and you'd be left with 1/4 the water still in the ship

    3. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia gives it 114,137 GT

      See Gross Tonnage.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_tonnage

      The volume is 366663m^3

      You also forgot packing density.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere_packing

      I get about 8 Billion Ping Pong balls.

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    4. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Ping pong balls probably doesn't scale well.

      If it's diesel, it is less dense than water, so if containment is still good, pumping the water out or air bags for the rest of the ship may be a better way.

    5. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Are you calculating with cubic or hexagonal close packing of the ping pong ball spheres? Max density is approximately pi/3*sqrt2 if I recall.

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    6. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't follow. I don't think it matters how you pack the ping pong balls as long as they are under water inside the ship, and therefore displacing water equivalent to the ship's displacement.

      Obviously you would need more than that normal displacement to actually lift it, especially if there is water trapped in spaces above the water line that add more weight (think unintended swimming pools).

    7. Re:fill it with ping pong balls by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      1 533 467 825 ping pong balls

      At that amount, I guess, the manufacturer will be willing to produce ping pong ... cubes.

  10. Another idea by neokushan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Right the ship, drain the fuel and leave it there. You only have to stop it from sinking, you don't need to make it seaworthy. There you have it, a top-notch hotel in a prime location with every facility you could possibly need.

    Just try not to think of the people that died there. People die in hotels all the time, right?

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    1. Re:Another idea by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know what bothers me about that? It's not that people died there. It's that they're profit from those deaths.

      Actually, though, cruise ships don't have many luxury rooms. Most of them are barely good enough to sleep in. Most of the time you spend on a ship is not in the room. So as a hotel, it's a loss.

      And as a vacation getaway, it's missing the 2 things a cruise ship is really good for: Gambling and shore excursions.

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    2. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what bothers me about that? It's not that people died there. It's that they're profit from those deaths.

      1: Die on a cruise.
      2: ???
      3: Profit!!!

    3. Re:Another idea by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Corrosion would eventually destroy the ship making salvage even more dangerous.

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    4. Re:Another idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Right the ship, drain the fuel and leave it there. You only have to stop it from sinking, you don't need to make it seaworthy. There you have it, a top-notch hotel in a prime location with every facility you could possibly need.

      Well, no. Righting it without refloating it means the engineering spaces (I.E. generators, distillers for making fresh water, sewage systems, etc...) are almost certainly still flooded. Not to mention that all your hotel storage (food, booze) is down low in the hull as well. So it's going to require considerable modification to either have these services aboard, or considerable shoreside infrastructure to provide them.
       
      And then, in a winter or two, you'll get a good storm that moves the hull and batters it against the rocks... destroying it anyhow.

    5. Re:Another idea by lemur3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know what bothers me about that? It's not that people died there. It's that they're profit from those deaths.

      if that bothers you.. just wait until you find out how much the funerary industry profits off of death..

    6. Re:Another idea by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      If the funeral home caused the deaths and then profited from them, I'd be just as disconcerted about that.

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    7. Re:Another idea by Splab · · Score: 1

      Then you probably haven't been to a lot of hotels in Europe. Go below 4 stars and you are basically with a room for sleeping.

      And refurbishing ships for hotels isn't actually a new idea; so it might work, except the placement is smack in the middle of a sanctuary and I doubt the locals would enjoy the forced local planning....

    8. Re:Another idea by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Right the ship, drain the fuel and leave it there. You only have to stop it from sinking, you don't need to make it seaworthy.

      Correct - it doesn't have to be seaworthy - it just has to make it into a floating dry-dock (which is seaworthy) so that they can transport it to a proper place for repair or salvage.

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    9. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what bothers me about that? It's not that people died there. It's that they're profit from those deaths.
      As long as these people are different guys than those responsible I have no problem with it. Do you blame James Cameron for making money on Titanic (the film)?

  11. Thats given me an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can't they just burn it? Can't they just drill a hole in the tanks and throw in a match to burn it? Then they can just wait until the fire goes out and it's all safe! If it takes too long for the fire to go out they can just spray sea water on it to put it out.

    1. Re:Thats given me an idea... by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe it's worth money...

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    2. Re:Thats given me an idea... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      That wreck has made headlines all over the place. If it is feasible to remove fuel and other dangerous stuff, stabilize it and prevent other boats to ram it at night, I'd just:

      1) leave it there
      2) wait for tourist season
      3) no ???
      4) Profit!!!

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    3. Re:Thats given me an idea... by fotoflojoe · · Score: 2

      This.
      Everything has some kind of value - just a matter of how much it costs to pluck out of the ocean.
      As I understand it, marine salvage companies are paid based on a percentage of earnings of the sale of what they recover.

    4. Re:Thats given me an idea... by waimate · · Score: 4, Informative

      It actually isn't that easy to combust fuel. For example, pour a bunch of diesel into a tin pan and throw a match in, and... the match goes out. I would imagine doubly-so for bunker oil. And then there's the question of the fuel tanks having inadequate air supply.

    5. Re:Thats given me an idea... by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      the heat of the fire will warp and break any watertight joints and bulkheads, and the thing will sink while burning, still full of fuel. that has happened to hundreds of steel ships.

    6. Re:Thats given me an idea... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      Nope. Won't work. Ever heard of the fire triangle? You can't just throw a match at some cold diesel fuel, and expect it to burn. Especially when it's in an enclosed space. If you got lucky enough to actually get a blaze, the smoke will smother the fire in short order. You need fuel, oxygen, and an ignition source. The fuel you have, the oxygen you don't have, and the ignition source is going to be tough, because oil isn't really very flammable.

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    7. Re:Thats given me an idea... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't they just burn it?

      The following come to mind:

      • It's under water
      • It's worth money
      • Air pollution
      • Heat and fire damage to ship, which is repairable
      • It won't burn due to lack of O2

      Plus it's sitting in the middle of a Marine Sanctuary.

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    8. Re:Thats given me an idea... by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      it would probably burn through the tank long before the fuel is all gone. Not to mention, that kind of uncontroled burning would produce way more pollution than actually using it in an engine ever would have.

    9. Re:Thats given me an idea... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Just insert a really big wick

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    10. Re:Thats given me an idea... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Besides recovering the oil is profitable, especially when compared to pumping oil out of the ground and transporting the crude and refining to fuel and transporting the fuel. This one only has the first and last steps, cutting out the middle steps: pump oil out of ship, transport to fuel depot.

      Also, the ship may be salvageable. even if it costs $10M to repair and another $5M to salvage it you're still ahead $10M compared to buying a new one.
      -nB

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    11. Re:Thats given me an idea... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      This would work. Worlds biggest tiki candle!

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    12. Re:Thats given me an idea... by HarvardAce · · Score: 5, Informative
      $25M for a cruise ship? It cost 372 million pounds (or approximately $570M) to build in 2006. Aside from your order of magnitude, however, you have the right idea. It is quite probable that repairing the ship would be the most cost effective solution for the cruise line and its insurers.

      Carnival's estimated financial impact factors in recovery and repairing of the ship rather than scrapping it, currently.

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    13. Re:Thats given me an idea... by tvsjr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Quite correct. Bunker C (type 6 fuel oil) is a thick black sludge similar in consistency to molasses and must be preheated above 200 degrees F before it becomes combustible.

      If you're going to have to pull it out and preheat it prior to burning, may as well load it on another ship and do something useful with it.

    14. Re:Thats given me an idea... by Velska1 · · Score: 1

      I so wish I'd have mod points. Because this is what they should do. The fuel + the ecosystem are worth the hot-tapping, and that amount of scrap metal must be worth some dough.

      The latter especially since a ship like this contains quite a bit of metals somewhat more expensive than iron/steel.

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    15. Re:Thats given me an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not all that sure about my math here, but wouldn't a nuke burn much hotter than a match?

    16. Re:Thats given me an idea... by stubob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Everybody knows cruise ships lose half their value when you drive them off the lot.

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    17. Re:Thats given me an idea... by Sollord · · Score: 1

      Most of the fuel was reported to be diesel last i checked

    18. Re:Thats given me an idea... by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Note to everyone, still probably not a good idea to try this-- the diesel in the pan may not be flammable, but any vapors that it gives off would be.

      Internet discussions are all fun and games until someone burns their eyebrows off.

    19. Re:Thats given me an idea... by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

      The RAF tried to burn the 'Torrey Canyon'. 42 bombs and no fire (OK, it was crude).

  12. Vada a bordo, cazzo! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 0

    (n/t)

    1. Re:Vada a bordo, cazzo! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Why has this been modded off-topic? Everybody knows which cruise ship this is about (don't pretend...) so why this silly moderation?
      Now, if the moderator had said, Redundant I might agree (for being so late in the game), but Offtopic, no!

  13. The damaged side is exposed by DrXym · · Score: 1

    The ship capsized away from the damaged area. Secure the vessel. Weld a big patch over the damage (and optionally over the rock if it can't be removed), and over any other holes they've made during the rescue operation and then refloat the thing. It can be towed anywhere after that.

    1. Re:The damaged side is exposed by BenJury · · Score: 1

      I didn't think ships generally fall away from the side which is damaged.

      I'm also just a layman, but to me it would seem that given the hole we can see is toward the stern and the quite sharp angle the rock has managed to hit and become stuck would suggest a bigger impact on the other side, which in turn would force the ship sidewards. All in I'd imagine the hull was a pretty big mess.

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    2. Re:The damaged side is exposed by roothog · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, the captain turned to port and sloshed the water that the ship had already taken on. That's why it rolled to starboard. It had been listing to port prior to the turn.

    3. Re:The damaged side is exposed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of underwater pictures from the other side showing substantial damage below the waterline on that side from scraping against the rocks after it toppled, plus you have all the designed holes (doors, windows, etc.) that are on the side of the ship and now below the water. There are probably hundreds of holes that would have to be covered. Although technically possible there's a lot of work to do before it could be patched up and you could pump it out and refloat it. It would be months and months of work. Meanwhile the waves are tossing it around on the rocks and doing more damage as it shifts. It would be very dangerous work for divers to perform (remember that they would at some points be a hundred metres underneath the hull of the ship if it were to shift). I suspect it wouldn't be possible to perform unless you had a sling or some other way to float the vessel in deeper water so that divers could access the bottom of the ship safely.

    4. Re:The damaged side is exposed by Alioth · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ship will roll wherever the water goes. It's called the free surface effect; if a ship has a hole on its port side but something is causing the entering water to slosh and collect on the starboard side, the ship will roll onto its starboard side because that's where all the weight is. (In fact I would guess it's more probable for a ship to roll onto the unholed side, just because while water can enter the holed side, it can also exit the holed side and not weigh that side down. The unholed side, though, prevents water that's sloshing over there from exiting, allowing a roll to that side to begin, which then acts as a positive feedback loop until the ship turns on its side).

    5. Re:The damaged side is exposed by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 1

      Note that he turned to port in order to get to shallower water, probably with the idea of beaching the thing, as an alternative to having it go all the way under. This was a reasonable idea, but it's unclear (to me, from fragmentary media reports) if this actually saved any lives or property. The winners of this bet were people who had an extra margin of time to evacuate because the ship didn't go completely under the water. The losers of this bet were people who got trapped on the starboard side because of the listing, and then drowned when the water rose around them. It will probably be some time before we know the ratio of winners to losers.

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    6. Re:The damaged side is exposed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      German sailors drink beer, French sailors drink wine, British sailors drink rum, but Italian sailors should stick to port.

    7. Re:The damaged side is exposed by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      And by doing so, screwed up the complex system of stabilization that is built into cruise ships so they will sink WITHOUT capsizing.

      The capsize is what killed people and made it difficult to evacuate the ship. You can't put the lifeboats out on davits when the ship is rolled on it's side and it's hard to enter a lifeboat it's leaning six feet away from the deck on the opposite side.

      So, on top of making the first stupid decision (going close to shore), he gets into trouble, makes ANOTHER stupid decision (failing to abandon ship at that point) then makes ANOTHER stupid decision (hard port turn), capsizes the boat, makes evacuation difficult. Then makes ANOTHER stupid decision (falling into the lifeboat).

      As John Kenneth Galbraith once said "Immortality can always be assured by spectacular error".

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  14. Why not just patch the leak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And then pump out the water in a controlled manner. If done in a controlled manner the ship should just flip back the way its suppossed to.

    http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/16-03/ff_seacowboys?currentPage=all

    1. Re:Why not just patch the leak? by u38cg · · Score: 2

      You're talking about repairing a massive gash underwater. Difficult. Once that's done, you have to float her off the rocks. Dangerous, and liable to more damage. Finally, you have to sort the list, which is not as easy as trimming the ballast tanks.

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    2. Re:Why not just patch the leak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately its not one hole any more, its a thousand (every window on the sunken side of the ship). Getting it back upright is going to be massive pain. Its probably going to involve cranes & airbags to get it somewhat upright, patching the holes that have doubtless been opened on the sunken side from scraping against the rocks, then pumping like crazy and hoping that a storm doesn't come through during the process push it up against the rocks and slink it again. I have no doubt that chopping her up and barging the pieces off would be a easier option, but the media frenzy covering every piece carted off is probably making the cruise company lean towards the more difficult option of re-floating it, so it can be seen "Nobly Sailing into the sunset" to be chopped up for scrap in some obscure shipyard.

  15. Re:Paragraphs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This just in: Spell check and punctuation are all the rage with the kids these days! Is it just a fad, or will it be here to stay. News at 11!

  16. Re-float by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pump it full of expandable foam. It will re-float. Then tow it to the yard, make repairs.

  17. Very High Survival Rate by lemur3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Despite the actions of the captain the odds of surviving this incident were about 99.2%

    If he had gone down with the ship I have to wonder if it could possibly get any better than a 99% survival rate.

    Clearly the people involved in the evacuation, even without the management of a ships captain, were very capable.

    While responsibility for the ship and the passengers remains on his shoulders of the captain I wonder if the idea of the captain going down with the ship has become a bit antiquated.

    Considering the dramatic success of the apparently well trained and well drilled crew in getting the staggering majority of people off of the boat safely it seems to me that a captain urging them on is, at least in this case, a frivolity and a hearken back to a possibly bygone conception of the role of a captain of a vessel.

    1. Re:Very High Survival Rate by roothog · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are crewmembers quoted in the press as stating that if the evacuation had been ordered immediately, the survival rate would have been 100%.

      The evac didn't even start until more than an hour after the collision. The bridge had been notified by the commander of the engine room that there was a 160 foot long hole in the side and that the ship could not be saved, but chose to tell passengers that it was an electrical problem and they should return to their cabins. Then the captain makes it worse by ordering a turn after taking on water, which then sloshes, tipping the boat and hindering lifeboat launch.

      They pretty much did the exact opposite of everything they should have done.

    2. Re:Very High Survival Rate by roothog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Clearly the people involved in the evacuation, even without the management of a ships captain, were very capable.

      <sarcasm>Yes, this sounds like a completely capable crew.</sarcasm> Read: BBC News

    3. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do you not think that, for his crew, as they are arranging and organising an evauation in a stressful and potentially dangerous situation (if you can't leave until you have checked everyone else has gone, every second counts), seeing the captain fuck off might be a bit hard on your morale, and also lead to an increase in panic amongst the remaning passengers and crew.

    4. Re:Very High Survival Rate by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      The captain does more than urge on the crew. He coordinates, directs effort where needed, and maintains and disseminates a situational overview. Perhaps the crew did well enough in their own in this case, but remember that the captain has his role to play in the subsequent rescue operation as well. He might well have needlessly endangered the lives of the remaining crewmen and rescue guys as he was sitting out in a lifeboat instead of doing his job of coordinating the search&rescue, and I can understand the frustration and anger that was so apparent in that recorded radio call from the Coast Guard.

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    5. Re:Very High Survival Rate by lemur3 · · Score: 1

      Yes. It is possible that evacuating earlier might have aided in the chances for everyone to survive.

      Just as well, if the boat didn't even get that close to the dangerous rocks.. This wouldn't even be a story and there wouldn't have been a survival rate to discuss.

      I hearken back to a bit of dialogue from a classic film:

      Juror #7: I honestly think the guy's guilty. Couldn't change my mind if you talked for a hundred years.
      Juror #8: I'm not trying to change your mind. It's just that... we're talking about somebody's life here. We can't decide it in five minutes. Supposing we're wrong?
      Juror #7: Supposing we're wrong! Supposing this whole building should fall down on my head. You can suppose anything!
      Juror #8: That's right.

      We can suppose anything..

    6. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

      possibly bygone conception of the role of a captain of a vessel.

      It's not a bygone conception; when you take charge of passengers (be you the pilot of an airline, the captain of a ship or the driver of an automobile) you are assuming responsibility for their lives. You don't abandon your post during a crisis until every last one of them is safe. I could not look at myself in the mirror if I left a passenger in my car to die and I'm not in responsible for four thousand souls.

      Clearly the people involved in the evacuation, even without the management of a ships captain, were very capable.

      Actually they weren't. The ship never sent an SOS -- the Italian Coast Guard only knew of the disaster because the ship was close enough to shore for passengers to use their cell phones. Read this op-ed; he summarizes it far more eloquently than I can.

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    7. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Considering the dramatic success of the apparently well trained and well drilled crew in getting the staggering majority of people off of the boat safely it seems to me that a captain urging them on is, at least in this case, a frivolity and a hearken back to a possibly bygone conception of the role of a captain of a vessel."

      The captain isn't actually expected to go drown himself, you know. This isn't some kind of aquatic seppuku.

      The captain is responsible for the vessel and the people onboard. It's his job, and his duty, and it's certainly at least as important as the duty of anyone else on the crew. And if the crew is competent and well-trained (though there seems to be some disagreement about that in this case) then it's his duty to lend a hand wherever it might be needed. Not cowering in a lifeboat while other people risk their lives.

    8. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's likely your post is flamebait..The core of even basic seamanship dictates that the captain of any vessel is responsible for the safety of everyone on his/her vessel. He has no business doing anything but making sure everyone is accounted for and has done everything possible to ensure their safety. It is less about going down with the ship than fulfilling his duties as the captain of the vessel.

    9. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A captain should not go down with his ship, but he and three other high ranking officers were in one of the first lifeboats that abandonned ship. Even if you cannot stay on the ship, because there is simply too dangerous or ineffective to stay, you still need to be in the vincinity, to coordinate the resque operation, together with the Coast Guard. The captain should know his ship and he should be able to give instructions to the coast guard and his crew to help the resque operation. This guy even ordered a meal at one of the restaurants on the ship after he drove his ship against the wall. Afterwards, he lied to the Coast Guard twice, they ordered him back to the ship, he told him he would do so, but instead ordered a taxi...

      From what I've read, the videos that were published and the comments of many survivors, the crew was all but well organized. Maybe, because they also lacked some clear orders. They only started evacuating hours after the initial accident, probably even without a real evacuation order. They even didn't send any kind of emergency signal to the coast guard. The coast guard apparantly got informed by a scared passenger, not by the captain.

      In fact, if the captain and the higher ranking officials would have called all passengers and crew on board to the higher decks and start evacuating the vessel within an hour or so after the innitial accident, nobody would have died and probably noone would even have been seriously injured.

      The relatively high survival rate here is primarily due to the fact that the accident occured close to shore and the up-to-date emergency equipment on-board, combined by a few that actually took their responsibility. Because of the size of the ship and the dramatic looks of the wreck and the renewed interrest due to the 100th anniversary, it is often compared with the HMS Titanic. I guess if the same officers that commandeered this vessel would've commandeered the Titanic, nobody would have survived. Also, I guess that, if this same captain would have an iceberg collision at high sea, the death toll would be in the hundreds or more...

      Back to the main topic. Like most people around here, I'm not a salvaging expert, but I guess that dissecting such a large vessel in it's current unstable position, will be extremely costly and very dangerous. Also, by cutting into it, you will probably expose more of its innards to the fragile ecosystem around it. The large damaged part in the bow seems to be exposed. So I guess, after you pumped out the fuel and god rid of all the loose stuff that's easily accessible, you could just temporarily seal it, either by welding something over it or by injecting some kind of foam into it and then refloat the wreck and tow it back to a shipyard.

    10. Re:Very High Survival Rate by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      While responsibility for the ship and the passengers remains on his shoulders of the captain I wonder if the idea of the captain going down with the ship has become a bit antiquated.

      Noone expected the captain to "go down with his ship".

      Some of us expected him to do his job, which includes being responsible for the safety of his passengers and crew.

      Running screaming like a little girl for a lifeboat at the first sign of trouble isn't being responsible for anyone buy himself.

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    11. Re:Very High Survival Rate by sribe · · Score: 1

      Clearly the people involved in the evacuation, even without the management of a ships captain, were very capable.

      Clearly, you have not read any of the first-hand accounts of the evacuation. The people involved in it were far from competent.

    12. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if this is a troll or not. If so, bravo.

    13. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are crewmembers quoted in the press as stating that if the evacuation had been ordered immediately, the survival rate would have been 100%.

      The evac didn't even start until more than an hour after the collision. The bridge had been notified by the commander of the engine room that there was a 160 foot long hole in the side and that the ship could not be saved, but chose to tell passengers that it was an electrical problem and they should return to their cabins. Then the captain makes it worse by ordering a turn after taking on water, which then sloshes, tipping the boat and hindering lifeboat launch.

      They pretty much did the exact opposite of everything they should have done.

      And the captain ordered dinner for himself and a companion, AFTER they hit the giant rock. Hmmmm, wonder if the companion was a woman?

    14. Re:Very High Survival Rate by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      Rarely does the captain of a ship have the option of "going down with his ship" when the survival rate is 99%. If he stayed to help, he almost had to survive and it would at least be debatable whether or not he was a hero.

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    15. Re:Very High Survival Rate by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      The captain does not have to go down with the ship. He is responsible for everyone on the ship however. He *SHOULD* be the last one off. Its HIS JOB to make sure everyone gets off.

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    16. Re:Very High Survival Rate by bws111 · · Score: 2

      It's unfair at this point to say the people involved were incompetent. Most likely they were doing exactly what they were trained to do - follow orders. The problem was, the captain was the completely incompetent one and was not giving the orders the crew needed. You have to remember that on a cruise ship most of the crew are cooks, waiters, bartenders, entertainers, painters, photographers, etc. These are not people who are authorized in any way to determine when or how to evacuate a ship. They are certainly trained in how to follow orders during an evacuation, but absent those orders it is every man for himself - which is apparently what this turned into.

      On one cruise I was on I was up on deck enjoying lunch and drinks, when the captain made an announcement that said 'passengers ignore the following alarm - this is for crew only. Passengers may continue with what you are doing'. Then there were a series of alarms, and the crew quite literally dropped what they were doing and disappeared quickly. About 15 minutes later the crew returned to what they were doing. I asked our waiter what that was all about, and he said there was an alarm for a fire in the engine room, and each crew member is assigned specific things they must do in that situation (we never did hear if there was an actual fire or if it was a false alarm).

      Can you imagine what would happen to the crew member who heard the alarm and decided on his own 'holy crap! fire in the engine room! Get the passengers on lifeboats now!'?

      Every aspect of this disaster falls directly on the captain.

    17. Re:Very High Survival Rate by scubamage · · Score: 1

      I once heard a tale from some older fishermen that the origin of "The captain goes down with the ship" was based on the fact that the captain would be solely responsible for the loss of a ship. That includes financial responsibility - and usually it was just better to cash in your chips and sink than be an indentured servant for life to replace a ship you'd never be able to afford.

    18. Re:Very High Survival Rate by sribe · · Score: 1

      It's unfair at this point to say the people involved were incompetent. Most likely they were doing exactly what they were trained to do - follow orders.

      The crew operating the lifeboats, after the captain gave the order to abandon ship, did not know how the lifeboats worked. So yes, the crew was incompetent. Of course this goes back to their training and corporate policy... And the post I initially responded to was outright absurd--calling dozens of people killed when no one should have died (well, ok, you can't do anything about someone with a weak heart who drops dead from panic) a "dramatic success" is perhaps the stupidest thing I've read on /. for as long as I can remember--even before the babbling about the "captain going down with the ship" being a "bygone conception" when nobody is talking about him going down with the ship--we're just talking about him doing his job and overseeing emergency operations.

    19. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you may be right if this was an accident.

      if he didn't messed up with the boat route, survival chance would have been 100%, including the boat.

      he misbehaved on purpose to impress passenger and bystanders. thus, shame on him.

    20. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ship never sent an SOS -- the Italian Coast Guard only knew of the disaster because the ship was close enough to shore for passengers to use their cell phones.

      Amazing! Good for the operators at 112 (or whatever the Italian 911 is) for recognizing that "hello, we are on a ship that hit a rock, tipped over, and the Captain is paddling away, and no the crew didn't send an SOS" wasn't a prank call.

    21. Re:Very High Survival Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe William Shatner will come out of retirement and film a Rescue 911 episode based off this....

      Insert Khan and/or Denny Crane here.

    22. Re:Very High Survival Rate by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I believe that the people who were supposed to be operating lifeboats know how to operate them. However, because of the extremely poor command of the captain, people (including crew) were left to fend for themselves, so some lifeboats wound up without a qualified operator on them.

    23. Re:Very High Survival Rate by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Funny

      This guy even ordered a meal at one of the restaurants on the ship after he drove his ship against the wall.

      The cooks got suspicious when he ordered it to-go.

    24. Re:Very High Survival Rate by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course, given what you said, it makes things even worse for the captain. He was in practically no danger at all yet he abandoned his post with a lame excuse.

    25. Re:Very High Survival Rate by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      We don't have to wonder. She was a blond Moldovan. BBC has pictures of her, description of the dinner, and things that the authorities are asking her. She is apparently defending the captain.

    26. Re:Very High Survival Rate by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      We can suppose anything..

      We don't have to suppose the Captain steered the ship off-course causing the crash that killed some passengers, and then proceeded to order some dinner instead of calling for evacuation, and then when learning the ship really was in danger, bailing out and leaving the passengers to fend for themselves. Hell, the crew had been telling people to return to their cabins for sometime before the evacuation started.

  18. Let's patch 70 meters long hole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's patch 70 meters long hole.
    Some of the hole submerged with the object (come called it ship) lying on unstable surface near the real oceanic deep. 20 meters from the ship start's really deep sea.

  19. Ghost Cruises by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    And after you're all done righting the ship and making it seaworthy, you can advertise haunted ghost cruises. Costa Concordia Corpse coming to theaters near your in 2014!

  20. Fuel recovery by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

    from wikipedia:
    "The chief drawback to residual fuel oil is its high initial viscosity, particularly in the case of No. 6 oil, which requires a correctly engineered system for storage, pumping, and burning. Though it is still usually lighter than water (with a specific gravity usually ranging from 0.95 to 1.03) it is much heavier and more viscous than No. 2 oil, kerosene, or gasoline. No. 6 oil must, in fact, be stored at around 100 F (38 C) heated to 150 F (66 C)–250 F (121 C) before it can be easily pumped, and in cooler temperatures it can congeal into a tarry semisolid. The flash point of most blends of No. 6 oil is, incidentally, about 150 F (66 C). Attempting to pump high-viscosity oil at low temperatures was a frequent cause of damage to fuel lines, furnaces, and related equipment which were often designed with lighter fuels in mind."

    As I see it, it could be preferable to try and salvage the ship and tow it away, as long as the fuel inside is not a big problem, due to the winter temperature; it's also stranded not too far away from docking facilities as the crow files.

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    1. Re:Fuel recovery by couchslug · · Score: 2

      WHAT winter? It's in the Med.

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    2. Re:Fuel recovery by Wilf_Brim · · Score: 1

      That would be true if the Costa Concordia used bunker oil to run boilers to turn turbines. Like many modern cruise ships, however, she burns diesel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia Her power plant is a large diesel electric. The diesels turn generators, which then run electric motors to turn the propellers. It is somewhat more expensive, but much easier to maintain than boilers, which is why most modern cruise ships use it. They aren't out for speed, but reliability, which this provides. The diesel be liquid enough to pump at any temperature expected in that part of the world.

  21. Hot Tapping by trout007 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is used in the pipeline industry when you need to put a new port or hole on a pipeline but don't want to shut it down.

    Here is a little video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJoImbxSMFE

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    1. Re:Hot Tapping by hey · · Score: 1

      That's pretty amazing. Its too bad we have all this amazing tech for gas (which will run out). Imagine where we'd be if all the smart minds were working on something better.

  22. Fuel needs to be heated to 60+C.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your forgot that you need to heat the fuel to 60 C in order to pump it...

    1. Re:Fuel needs to be heated to 60+C.. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Why? It's either fuel oil, or slightly treated fuel oil. We pump that stuff at -30C to -45C(you gotta stop at -50C otherwise it just takes too long) in Canada without a problem with anti-jellers to stop it from thickening up when it hits -15C. There's no need to heat it to 60C unless you're burning it, that's what glow plugs are for at the engine, and that's to make it self-combust easier, because diesels don't use spark ignition.

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  23. How to salvage a large ship with major damage by trout007 · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:How to salvage a large ship with major damage by PPH · · Score: 1

      Its a different situation with the Costa Concordia. Its not sitting on a flat, muddy bottom with a convenient shoreline for setting up winches. Its about to slip off a rock ledge and sink in 200 feet of water.

      It will probably require patching the hole (temporarily) pumping it out and raising it straight up. Then towing it to a dry dock. We have some technologies not available in the 1940s. Like large, tough rubberized Kevlar bags (used for storing water) that can be stuffed in the hole and inflated.

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  24. Patch it up? by fafaforza · · Score: 1

    The ship is listing on its side and the breach is above the water and easily accessible. Get some welders in there and patch it up? Then just pump the water out and right it up. It should hold at least long enough to get it to a ship yard for disassembly.

  25. The usual way by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 2

    Debunker (pump out) the fuel from cruise ship to bunker barges. From there they can either:

    1. Cut the vessel into easier to handle parts and load the still quite large size parts onto a vessel designed for carrying other vessels like the ones from Dockwise. The parts will then go to a scrap yard.

    2. Attempt to float the vessel using buoyancy bags to where if could be either loaded on the Dockwise ship or onto a portable dry dock where it can be disassembled.

    Seriously a year to remove the vessel? Accidents like these aren't a rare occurrence, there is a whole cottage industry that handle these situations.

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    1. Re:The usual way by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "there is a whole cottage industry that handle these situations."

      Somehow, I think you and I don't have the same definition of a "cottage industry".

    2. Re:The usual way by kryps · · Score: 1

      Pumping out the fuel will be quite hard since it consists of 200 tonnes of diesel and 2400 tonnes of heavy fuel oil. Heavy fuel oil has to be heated in order to be able to pump it.

    3. Re:The usual way by djlemma · · Score: 1

      I don't think Dockwise has anything close to big enough for the Concordia. According to Wikipedia (which I'm happy to be able to access today!) their biggest semi-submersible is the Blue Marlin, which only has 178m of deck space. The Concordia would need something more like 250m. I think they'd likely float it and tug it to one of the nearby shipyards...

    4. Re:The usual way by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      They only have to debunker what authorities identify as a credible environmental risk. While it's true that the MGO will be easier to debunker than the MDO or MFO (depending on age of ship) due to the viscosity, oil recovery equipment does exist and there are marine petroleum recovery services trained and equipped to handle the task.

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    5. Re:The usual way by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You're correct "Cottage industry" was the incorrect term. I meant a specialized part of the marine bunker industry.

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    6. Re:The usual way by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I don't think Dockwise has anything close to big enough for the Concordia.

      You're correct the Dockwise Blue Marlin probably can't handle the load of the whole ship (which leaves option #2) or as you suggest towing to the nearest dock. However the Dockwise Vanguard possibly can. It's scheduled maiden voyage is later this year.

      (disclosure) I used to be a vessel owner agent for them...

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    7. Re:The usual way by roothog · · Score: 1

      Seriously a year to remove the vessel? Accidents like these aren't a rare occurrence, there is a whole cottage industry that handle these situations.

      Not rare? This is the largest passenger vessel to capsize, ever. Very few marine salvage companies can handle a job of this scale.

    8. Re:The usual way by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You're correct. "Not rare" was a totally inaccurate description for passenger service. However, I've know of several cargo vessels breaking up at sea, capsizing near ports, or crashing into natural features (like coral reefs). So I meant to say that maritime accidents do occur and there's a trade of professionals dedicated to handle it. I didn't mean to say that this was a common occurrence.

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    9. Re:The usual way by djlemma · · Score: 1

      Man. Dockwise has the right idea. I didn't realize they had a ship in the works that was that size. That's fantastic- and I can only imagine they're going to make bank on that investment.

  26. Imperial and no Metric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ship is 290.20 meters long. Please post also the measurement in meters since this unit is used by the whole world expect in 3 countries.

    1. Re:Imperial and no Metric? by ledow · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, those 3 countries were using their measurements long before the metric system even existed, and happen to control a vast portion of the world's GDP.

      I agree they should put both measurements on but if you ask an Englishman how much he weighs, he'll tell you in stone. If you ask how tall he is, he'll tell you in feet. If you ask how fast he's going, he'll tell you in miles per hour. If you ask his penis size, he'll tell you in inches. It pretty much doesn't matter what generation he's from, that's the unit of measure he'll give you by default.

      However, if he's a scientist who isn't writing an article for popular consumption, or he's a schoolchild in a class, he might give you metric *AS WELL* just to be clear.

      Three feet to the yard (which is about a metre). Twelve inches to the foot. About 5/8 mph to the km/h. Seven furlongs in a mile. 112 pound to the hundredweight. 2,240 lb to the ton.
      What could be simpler than that?

    2. Re:Imperial and no Metric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, a mile *is* a metric measurement. Mile= thousand (paces). Proper Roman paces, not pissy little French paces that is.

    3. Re:Imperial and no Metric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true, and when one of those three countries announced "we are switching to metric" the rest of the world immediately completed their own metrification programs if they weren't already on metric.

      A few years later, that country said "hahaha nah we aren't doing metric."

  27. It's not that deep. by trout007 · · Score: 1

    Build a coffer dam around it and pump it out to make a dry dock.

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    1. Re:It's not that deep. by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      The only problem I could see with a coffer dam is that I believe the whole ship isn't sitting on the ocean floor, a portion of it is afloat still. If the idea is that they're going to salvage the ship the moment you pump the water out of the coffer the ship is likely to settle further possibly damaging it more.

      Here's what I would do.

      1. Remove all the fuel, most likely through hot tapping.
      2. Since the ship has a 70 meter gash in it, work to make that spot as water tight as possible and move some very large and powerful water pumps onto the ship, or at least hoses connected to ships with very large pumps on them.
      3. Spin up the pumps and pull the ship off the rocks, repair more damage on the spot
      4. Use the pumps and the empty fuel tanks to ballast the ship to make it upright. systematically pump water out of the ship to slowly bring it to an even keel.

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    2. Re:It's not that deep. by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Run some refrigerant lines around the inside of the ship and freeze the water in the ship and since it's lighter than liquid it will float.

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    3. Re:It's not that deep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant, gomer! You forgot to mention the prodigious amounts of energy it will take to freeze that volume of seawater though. Plus once you do turn the seawater into a solid chunk of ice, you will have destroyed so much of the ship that the remaining dry superstructure will just slough off into the abyss.

  28. Hot Tapping is interesting tech. by couchslug · · Score: 4, Informative

    Commonly used for pipeline repair, it can involve welding a pipe flange to a full, even pressurised line or container of flammable liquid or gas. The trick is not to blow through the wall. The product cools the container side of the weldment. A cutter head is attached then connected to your equipment of choice. Mechanical connection of hot tap flanges is also done.

    http://gs-press.com.au/images/news_articles/cache/FurmaniteHotTapGraphic-0x600.jpg

    http://www.professionalmariner.com/ME2/dirmod.asp?sid=46E64A4C77774A5684F286CF18FCD2F8&nm=Archives&type=Publishing&mod=Publications%3A%3AArticle&mid=8F3A7027421841978F18BE895F87F791&tier=4&id=5762266029234C438FDE435B61BEFE08

    It can even be done on BURNING railroad tank cars to offload product. WaPo link in this thread no workee but the others are good. Check the procedure in the .pdf

    http://weldingweb.com/showthread.php?t=59857

    Example equipment:

    http://easy-tapper.com/

    Flooding to "float" petroleum for recovery:

    http://recyclingships.blogspot.com/2011/11/grounding-off-coast-of-tauranga-last_12.html

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  29. Smit tak (IRL international rescue) is on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://cruiseradio.net/dutch-company-hired-for-salvaging-process-of-costa-concordia/

  30. What to do? Sing about it! by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

    (to the tune of "Drunken Sailor")

    What do we do with a washed-up cruise ship, (x3)
    Early in the morning?

    Suck out the fuel 'til she rolls right over, (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    Lock up the captain with Big Bubba (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    Steal all the swag and give to the poor (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (There's a few verses, make up some more of your own - it's a folk song after all.)

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  31. On the bright side by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

    No matter what's planned the end result is a tiny boost to Italy's GDP - and they need it.

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    1. Re:On the bright side by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Your kidding right?

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    2. Re:On the bright side by bentcd · · Score: 3, Funny

      No matter what's planned the end result is a tiny boost to Italy's GDP - and they need it.

      Is this the broken cruise ship fallacy?

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    3. Re:On the bright side by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      Not kidding. GDP has no goodness vector. Lot's of money will be spent because of this disaster. The passengers will get some and replace lost possessions. The salvage operations will be very expensive, lawyers will reap their just rewards and buy nice cars, homes, and apartments for mistresses; and on and on. Goods and services, no?

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  32. How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't there a James Bond movie where a sunken ship in, what was it, Tokyo Harbor was used as headquarters of MI5's Asian division?

    1. Re:How about this? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a James Bond movie where a sunken ship in, what was it, Tokyo Harbor was used as headquarters of MI5's Asian division?

      That was the RMS Queen Elizabeth , which at the time of filming The Man with the Golden Gun lay partially submerged in Hong Kong harbor after a fire aboard.

  33. It's not that hard by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    The damn thing was designed to float. It's not like nobody knows how to do it. Thanks to the Captain, it's so close to shore you could build a drydock (cofferdam) in place if you had to. Once you secure the hull and pump out the fuel the thing will pop up like a cork. You don't have to right the ship to tow it to a place where you have the equipment to do the rest safely and efficiently. It could be done inside of two weeks, but won't be because they will be fighting with the insurance company for the next 2 years instead.

    1. Re:It's not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the part about it being on a rock teetering on the edge of falling into 90 meter-deep water? Yes, it is close to shore, but the water is deep!

  34. Televise it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet the Televising rights for this salvage operations is huge! Both Discovery and National Geographic would want an exclusive on this.

    1. Re:Televise it by Garybaldy · · Score: 1

      There is a show on one of those channels about salvaging not sure if it is still airing. Ever since this happened i imagined it would be on that show.

  35. Ouch by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    It has been a long time since I have seem someone so throughly pwned on /.

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  36. Americans are the World's Supermen by arcite · · Score: 1

    They have proven it time and again. Prove me wrong.

  37. Hot-Tapping by pipingguy · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Hot-Tapping by camperdave · · Score: 1

      At 2:14, what stops the fluid in the pipe from shooting through the holes left over when the oval valves are removed?

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  38. What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship? by someoneto · · Score: 1

    OH, what shall we do with a 1000ft cruise ship
    what shall we do with a 1000ft cruise ship
    what shall we do with a 1000ft cruise ship
    Early in the morning!

      - joking aside:

    1: refloat
    2: unload/empty
    3: dismantle or;
    4: tow to wrecking yard

    Same thing they did for the Napoli in 2007 off the coast of south Devon see this article

  39. Call BP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They may not know how to clean it, but for sure, they'll know how to make the problem "go away", and even report profit on that same quarter.

  40. Leave it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you just leave it, I'm thinking people will steal it one piece at a time. That is Italy after all.

  41. Costa Concordia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Pump the fuel out to ensure it is relatively environmentally friendly.
    2) Cut out the damaged portion of the hull and load onto barges.
    3) Carefully drill and blast the rock into manageable portions for removal.
    4) Weld plates over the hole.
    5) Refloat and send for refit.
    6) Sell off parts of the damaged hull as souvenirs - like the Berlin wall or moon rocks in order to recoup some costs.
    7) Invite all the passengers back for a reunion cruise!

    Reality though is securing the vessel to ensure that the ship doesn't slip into the sea and become a huge problem then. Removing the fuel can cause numerous problems related to bouyancy and weigh distribution. Tethering should be attempted first to ensure the safety of workers trying to salvage the ship. Tides, storm surge, waves all have a way of "easing" the ship into deeper water. You don't want salvagers to become part of the tragic tale.

  42. Super easy peasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just build a space elevator and then connect a cable to the ship and the space elevator will pull the ship upright.

  43. Expert says it can't be done by Xenna · · Score: 3, Informative

    A salvage expert (former CEO of the leading company in that field Smit Tak) says it can't be done in the following Dutch newspaper article (google translated):

    http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=nl&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fm.trouw.nl%2Farticle%2F15%2F3126744%2FIn-stukken-zagen-dat-is-enige-optie.html&act=url

    1. Re:Expert says it can't be done by Xenna · · Score: 1

      "Then you must therefore first erection."

      I really don't know why I bother with that silly Google Translate... :(

    2. Re:Expert says it can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost as good (and hopefully unrelated translation): "no one has goats that are large enough".

    3. Re:Expert says it can't be done by Xenna · · Score: 1

      > Almost as good (and hopefully unrelated translation): "no one has goats that are large enough".

      Yeah, that one is easy to explain. The dutch word 'bok' means 'male goat' and 'floating crane' as well as other things. The context decides which one makes sense. You'd think even the dumbest algorithm would figure the context of this article out, but no...

      The article says that there aren't any floating cranes large enough to lift ships like this one. The floating crane building hasn't kept up with the boat building. No one has goats that are large enough...

    4. Re:Expert says it can't be done by PPH · · Score: 1

      Uncheck 'Rule 34' and try again.

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    5. Re:Expert says it can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:

      no one has goats that are large enough

      Hard to argue with that

  44. MV Tricolor by BeardedChimp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found some interesting pictures of the MV Tricolor. I tried to find a video of the cutting process in action but failed. Does anyone know how this "cheese wire" actually works?

    1. Re:MV Tricolor by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Google up the salvage of the K-141 Kursk, the same method was used to cut away the damaged portions so the balance could be salvaged for disposal ashore.

    2. Re:MV Tricolor by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Interesting pictures, thanks. The bottom portion of that hull is just packed with equipment. That's a pretty graphic example of why the ping-pong ball method isn't going to work.

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    3. Re:MV Tricolor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found some interesting pictures of the MV Tricolor. I tried to find a video of the cutting process in action but failed. Does anyone know how this "cheese wire" actually works?

      they use a diamond rope saw for cutting granite slabs. probably the same thing on a bigger scale

    4. Re:MV Tricolor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a "cheese wire" in the sense of an actual cheese-wire, not the type people normally see on a stick or a lever action: (see here: http://www.amazon.com/Cheese-Wire-Piano-0-6mm-Handles/dp/B001PZB9HC).

      It's not entirely accurate, it's more like a wire band saw. It's basically a strong chain loop with cutters embedded with some sort of abrasive material like industrial diamond chunks; almost an inverted chainsaw blade. In a nutshell: take the chain, wrap it around what you're cutting, thread it through the drive sprocket and fire up the engine; as you cut, you just need to keep the tension consistent for decent cutting action.

      Similar (though obviously smaller-scale) technology is all over the place, but the closest example is probably processing quarry stone like marble and granite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta_qpTtrGJU).

  45. Profit Ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell a Disney theme park in the making...

  46. Blow it up right where it is! by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

    Blow it up right where it is! Michael Bay would probably pay them to be able to do that.

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  47. The first thing to do is convert it by leonbloy · · Score: 1

    to a 300 meters Wrecked Cruise Ship.

  48. Turn it into a Moldavian Bimbo Brothel . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . apparently, this process had already been started on the bridge of the ship before, during and after the accident . . .

    . . . "Bang a Moldavian Bimbo in the Brothel on the Bridge" . . . it would definitely sell . . .

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  49. What to do with a 1000ft cruise ship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put it out on the curb on recycle day?

  50. Float the ship with Ping Pong Balls by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    There was a Disney cartoon where either Mickey or Donald raised a sunken ship by pumping ping pong balls into the ship. Disney even patented the idea. A while ago the Mythbusters proved that the idea actually works.

    1. Re:Float the ship with Ping Pong Balls by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Look at the pictures that Bearded Chimp found.

      You're not getting many ping pong balls in that mess.

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  51. obviously... by Lucky75 · · Score: 1

    Mythbusters. That is all.

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  52. MOD Parent Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because clearly one should disagree with it!!! ...wait a second.. ..
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  53. Raid the liquor cabinet of course! by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    First you snag all the bottles of booze that are more than $80/bottle.

    Then you raid the wine and grab all the expensive stuff left there there.

    I'm sure there's plenty of good stuff that's left unbroken.

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  54. Fill It With Balloons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just needs to float a bit to move it somewhere more practical.

  55. Where are the free market no regulation fanatics? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
    I was wondering where these free market no regulation fanatics are hiding now. In every discussion about government and taxes they ooze out of the wood work, screaming, "Govt is the problem not the solution", "Free markets will solve all problems efficiently".

    Here we have a problem, a foundered ship. If the owner declares bankruptcy and walks away then who is responsible for clearing this wreck? Corporations create new corporations to do their business operations. The child corporations constantly send profits up to the parents, while carefully retaining all liabilities. They maintain just enough assets to keep the credit lines open. The moment something goes wrong, the child corporation sends any remaining assets back to the parent. It does not declare bankruptcy promptly. It waits for the claw back period to elapse, and allow enough time for the parent corporations to shuffle money further afar so that it can't be clawed back from the parent corp or even the grandparent corp either.

    Such business practices are actually the most logical and rational thing to do in a free market. They will argue if they do not do that, their competitor would do it and undercut them. It is a tangible ship wrecked off a beautiful island this time. But in countless instances it is pollution created by mining or industrial chemicals are as stranded as this wreck. But somehow the public falls for extreme arguments like, "Eliminate EPA".

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  56. Uh Berlesconi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this whole shit even newsworthy? the onl news is a cruise ship ran aground, some passengers died, and its gonna cause some environmental issues. All this gossip shit about the captain tripping, showboating whatever, is not news.

    He is Italian.

    This is exactly what the world should expect from this joke of a country. They allowed an openly corrupt big media owner to run their country for years and years, scandal after scandal, all because it gives them gossip to read in their own language.

    lazy broke-ass motherfuckers

  57. Good argument for Pebble-Bed Nuclear Engines by JSBiff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know, I know, at first blush, it sounds insane - Nuclear Reactors in a *passenger* vessel? Wouldn't that be a worse environmental disaster in a shipwreck?

    But, there's a guy named Rod Adams who started a company (which he had to shutdown a few years ago because of lack of investor confidence) who proposed using small, nitrogen cooled pebble bed reactors in cargo and cruise ships.

    Pebble Beds actually have several advantages over anything else I've ever heard of for maritime propulsion:

    * They are melt-down proof. They simply can't melt down.
    * They are very, very unlikely to set on fire (they are made from a special grade of graphite which needs to reach insanely high temperatures to set on fire - temperatures which the pebbles physically *cannot achieve* from fission.

    *The fuel "pebbles" have further containment - the fuel itself is contained in many small 'particles' embedded within the graphite sphere, where the uranium fuel itself is encased in fireproof silicon carbide, inside the graphite.

    Worst case scenario: The ship loses some or all pebbles in the water. Water is a great radiation shield - a few meters of water will stop all radiation. So, in essences, you have some fairly hot (temperature-wise) "pool balls" on the seabed, heating up some of the nearby water a few degrees. The actual radioactive material is so contained it will not leak out into the surrounding water.

    Much, *much* better than the petroleum fuels currently used in cargo and cruise ships. Plus, the ship would only need to be refueled once every few years, and the fuel would be a lot cheaper than the many millions of tons of petroleum fuel these ships currently consume over time.

  58. M/V Tricolor ... a hazard to navigation by tmwalsh · · Score: 1

    Go here to read of the 'Tricolor' effect as a target: 2003 Cargo Nightmare M/V Tricolor Laying on the bottom, full of BMW, Volvo and SAAB autos, the Tricolor was run into repeatedly. Oops. tom

  59. just like mud or snow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't they just alternate between reverse and 1st gear to rock it out? It works for me in the snow...

  60. Casino! by RedMage · · Score: 1

    Drain the fuel, set it upright, patch it up, tow it to Atlantic City - Profit!
    (Drop it Lake Mead - Profit!)
    (Park it outside Boston - Lawsuit!)

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  61. It's ruined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Returning the ship to use as a cruise ship will be extremely costly. Any portion of the ship which has been submerged is ruined. Salt water will have destroyed any electrical and mechanical systems. Carpeting will have to be removed. Wood items will be swelled and warped. In essence, the submerged portion of the ship will have to be stripped back to bare metal.

    That is after underwater welders have slapped a 160 foot long patch over the opening, all the now-underwater openings are blocked and the water is pumped out.

    The ship still has salvage value, but it would be a long and very expensive operation to restore it as a cruise ship. It is likely more financially feasible to cut it up for scrap.

    As a person that lives on a boat, I can tell you that the hull is one of the least expensive parts. It is the interior and the systems that make up the major portion of the cost of a boat.

  62. Not like this hasn't happened before. by macshome · · Score: 2

    You could always just pump it out and leave it there like they did with the MS World Discoverer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Discoverer

  63. Easier way by hawguy · · Score: 1

    I think this documentary film shows an easier way to lift the ship off the rocks:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyN9ojKYVIU&feature=related

    Most cruise ships already have the necessary supplies on board.

  64. Air France Flight 447 by Shakrai · · Score: 2

    Air France Flight 447 is believed to have gone down due to icing on the pitot tubes. Auto-pilot would not have helped when the computer was getting the same faulty airspeed readings as the human pilots. Computer geeks have a term for this: Garbage in, garbage out.

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    1. Re:Air France Flight 447 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further automation would have helped. It's not that rare that pitot tubes briefly get clogged up by ice and whilst the heating ensures that the ice usually melts in less than a minute, there is a procedure to be followed when it happens and that crew didn't do it - even though they identified the problem correctly. The procedure is a memory item (something the crew must remember without a checklist) and could certainly be automated (just setting the right pitch and thrust whilst waiting for an airspeed indication again). I'm sure that there are some good reasons why it hasn't been automated yet but since I don't work in the industry I don't know.

      The sad thing is that once the ice had melted every system on the aircraft was working perfectly until it hit the ocean so in practice this crew had almost two minutes to stop a fully functioning aircraft from falling out of the sky but failed to do it.

    2. Re:Air France Flight 447 by roothog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope. It went down because the co-pilot stalled it.

      Yes, there was icing on the pitot tube, which caused the left and right airspeed indicators to disagree. The computers dropped out of normal law into alternate law.

      The pilots activated anti-ice, which then cleared up the tubes, and the airspeed indicators all returned to normal. At that point, all indicators were correct.

      Then the copilot freaked out and pulled back on the stick. Because the plane was in alternate law, it did not have stall prevention. The airspeed dropped to as low as 68 knots. The pilot, relief pilot, and co-pilot (who were all in the cockpit at the time) ignored all the stall warnings that the system was throwing out. They stalled a properly functioning aircraft into the ocean.

    3. Re:Air France Flight 447 by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      Then the copilot freaked out and pulled back on the stick. Because the plane was in alternate law, it did not have stall prevention. The airspeed dropped to as low as 68 knots. The pilot, relief pilot, and co-pilot (who were all in the cockpit at the time) ignored all the stall warnings that the system was throwing out. They stalled a properly functioning aircraft into the ocean.

      Incomprehensibly, the stall alarm ceased to sound when airspeed went below some minimum limit. Pulling back on the stick dropped the airspeed below the limit, silencing the alarm. Whenever the crew attempted to correct the stall by reducing angle of attack, the stall alarm came back. Add to that the crew's belief that the aircraft would not permit a stall in the first place, and you have a coherent picture of why the aircraft descended nose-up 38,000ft into the ocean.

      That is, it was pilot error, to which various Airbus inconsistencies and false assurances contributed. I wonder if pilot training included alternate law stalling and a stall alarm that only sounded when the pilot attempted to correct the stall. Presumably not, due to the typical asinine Airbus instance that "such a thing could never happen - our software prevents it!"

  65. post-traumatic shame disorder by epine · · Score: 1

    When you've just made a half billion dollar blunder as photogenic as smoking towers—having brazenly flaunted persistent criticism from your past superiors concerning your grand-standing character flaw, now immortalized in a black box of no possible Gingrichian evasion—I think even for a person of normal heroism, the urge to slink into a dark lifeboat might be nearly insurmountable whatever your official duty.

    Call it PTSD: post-traumatic shame disorder. I wonder how well the hero's hat fits over top of donkey's ears.

    A borderline case concerns the Gimli Glider, which earned the pilots both a court marshal and a medal.

    Following Air Canada's internal investigation, Captain Pearson was demoted for six months, and First Officer Quintal was suspended for two weeks. Three maintenance workers were also suspended. Nevertheless, in 1985 the pilots were awarded the first ever (slashcode fuckup) Internationale Diploma for Outstanding Airmanship.

    These pilots weren't showboating to cause the accident. I'm sure that helped when heroic measures were called for.

    It's his hour of dithering over the evacuation order when no-one else had the authority that's really going to cook his goose. I bet his inner dialog during this hour sounded a lot like Humbert Humbert desperately seeking distance from a psychological reality to heinous to confront.

    1. Re:post-traumatic shame disorder by celle · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen anyone question the method that made this man captain in charge of a massive vessel in the first place. It isn't a military ship but civilian ship run the way any business would run it. Profit high, costs low so it doesn't surprise me of incidents like this happening every so often as people are there for themselves/paycheck who move up the corporate ladder. They aren't battle hardened combat troops with patriotic ideals and responsibilities and time honored hard experience in the trenches but people trained to do a job but not truly tested. Real training and tests cost money and psychological tests for those in charge cost more money and might set a trend.(executives next) Remember they are there to make money, that includes the corporations above and everyone below them. So if you are going to bitch about the captain and command crew you better more than question the system that put them there. I also wonder about various audits(crew, safety, training, etc) or were the only real ones that mattered financial.
          Like the captain responsible for the ship, corporations/owners are responsible for the captain. Of course, these are corporations potentially at fault, can't have that. The blame will stop here and nothing will be done and later disasters will happen and the scapegoating will continue.

    2. Re:post-traumatic shame disorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which earned the pilots both a court marshal and a medal.

      Heh. That's a classic homonym mistake. It's "court-martial", not "marshal".

      Also, the phrase refers to a trial conducted by a military court, often (but not always) with the connotation of a special, faster, less formal field trial held in wartime (e.g. being court-martialed for desertion). No court-martial took place in the Gimli Glider incident, since no military personnel were involved.

  66. Take the oil out and ... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I think they should take the oil out and leave it there as long as possible until it sinks below the surface. Then salvage, turn into a reef or divers amusement park.

    In the good ole days car wrecks were prominently displayed on side of public roads to serve as a warning.

    I say not only keep it but spend time and money to secure it in place as long as possible.

    1. Re:Take the oil out and ... by Tangential · · Score: 1

      Put a light on top and you've got a nice lighthouse there.

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  67. Reef Costa Concordia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not remove the fuel and then sink it to make a reef

  68. Wonder what the shipfax report would say? by badeMan · · Score: 1

    Ship for sale... Title: Salvage; Damage Type: Water damage/ hull damage :)

  69. Zapp Brannigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Futurama did it first!

  70. Boom! Boom! Boom! Great Let's Carry Passengers Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >repairing the ship would be the most cost effective solution

    Not after they get through blowing holes in the sides to recover bodies. Good luck getting that vesssel certified to carry anything but ping-pong balls after multiple detonations in the underwater structure...

  71. What about ping-pong balls by Tangential · · Score: 1

    Clean it out and fill it with ping pong balls and float it off the shoals. Then tow it back to drydock.

    Worked for Adam and Jamie when they tried it.

    Just think of all of the ping pong ball manufacturing jobs created!

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  72. Fix it in place! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why wouldn't you attempt to patch the holes in place, re-float it. Keep the fuel where it is to use on the way back to port for permanent repairs. It's not like the ship broke in half. There is just a gash down one side.

  73. It's it clear? by Tiger_Storms · · Score: 1

    Since moving it will cost them too much they should turn it in to a hotel! Who doesn't want to sleep in the of the worlds most expensive mistakes?

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  74. Sell it to the Canadian Navy by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    They'll buy anything!

    1. Re:Sell it to the Canadian Navy by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

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  75. Re:Expert says the vessel can't be recovered by Animats · · Score: 1

    What he's saying, as a marine salvage expert (the term is "salvor", incidentally) is that there's no way to recover and repair the vessel that he can think of. This job has been given to Smit Salvage, which has a long list of successful salvage jobs. They already have 35 people on site and are getting ready to remove the fuel oil.

    It's a tough business. The usual deal is "No cure, no pay", following a long-standing standard contract, the Lloyds Open Form. There are a long list of tricks in marine salvage, developed over the last century. Some require huge equipment, here for the USS Cole.

    There are techniques for dealing with big ships. There's underwater patching, giant pontoons, and filling interior spaces with inflatable bladders or even ping-pong balls. Worst case, the ship has to be cut up.

    As salvage jobs go, this one is big, but not all that bad. It's in a good climate, near land, in the Mediterranean Sea. (Not the Arctic, not a war zone, not winter North Atlantic.) The ship is unoccupied, not on fire, and mostly above water. It's not blocking an important waterway, so there's no rush. Could be worse.

    The first steps are underway - figuring out the buoyancy and stability situation, and preparing to remove the fuel oil. Then there will be a decision - refloat, or cut up in place?

  76. Here's the Plan by vawarayer · · Score: 1

    The plan displayed at the bottom of this National Post article. (after the part where the captain gets in trouble)

  77. here's a real italian.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    But then, he's like Italian and honestly, they have a great track record for being cowards.

    I'm reasonably sure you are being a wise ass here but nonetheless, here's a real Italian. I don't think that guy can be branded a coward.

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  78. the children know by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    i've recently been informed there is a "hole in the bottom of the sea" which i'm sure needs to be filled somehow.

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  79. It goes way before that I believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the tradition of women and children first dates back to the HMS Birkenhead .

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Birkenhead_(1845)

    The ship was wrecked at Danger Point near Gansbaai near Cape Town, South Africa.

    The discipline of the troops on board allowed more survivors than would have the regular "everyone for himself" bit.

  80. Should have covered his ass! by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    I don't buy that. Staying on the ship in fair seas and close to shore to see passengers evacuated *is* just doing your job and is in no way being a hero. It's something I would expect him to do, if for no other reason, from the guilt of knowing he was solely responsible for the disaster in the first place.

    If nothing else, having given the command the was sinking a multi-million dollar ship that was under his command, he should have been trying to act the hero to cover his ass. Surely he knew there would be an inquiry and could figure that ever little thing would be looked at in that inquiry. He was not in any danger staying on the ship. Even if everything was going well and passengers were all off, you'd think he would have stayed on board just for appearance sake. That way when the inquiry hit, he could have stated he was being the hero and making sure that the safety of the passengers and crew were his first consideration even if he was really just standing around doing nothing.

  81. What do you do with a sunken cruise ship? by Fned · · Score: 2

    What do you do with a sunken cruise ship?
    What do you do with a sunken cruise ship?
    Earlye in the morning!

    Waaaay haaay and up she rises
    Waaaay haaay and up she rises
    Waaaay haaay and up she rises
    Earlye in the morning!

  82. "What do you do with a 1,000-foot wreck that's ful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put it on ebay. It'll diappear.

  83. Make a modern museum/entertainment park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After taking the fuel, fortify the seat under it with water resistant cement.
    Make it stand up and have a bridge into it.
    Make a modern museum/entertainment park.

    It is way too complicated and costly to repair all.
    And it is already morally deprecated in many eyes anyways.
    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2630036&op=reply&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=

  84. Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  85. Only one choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is slashdot, the obvious answer is to "Put linux on it".

  86. It's all Physics by doccus · · Score: 1

    Just calculate the level of flotation needed to float each square foot..ie let's say that a square foot has100 feet of steel bulkhead above it.. how much air would need to be under it to float it? Then build enough flotation devices to place under the entire ship, pump 'em full of air and float it away.. could easily be done in a year. Simple in theory, difficult, but not impossible in practice. Done.

  87. Re:Where are the free market no regulation fanatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a free market economy, government (specifically the court) is an enforcer of contracts between entities and of property rights. Barring a "cruise ship license holder" responsibility to clear any wreck as unnecessary regulation (I don't), as national governments are responsible for their coastal waters, they could easily require insurance or even a bond to be posted for any cruise (cargo, sailing, etc.) ship which enters their territory to cover such costs. A violation of this law would expose the captain of the ship to heavy civil fines (or criminal penalties) as well as the operator company ( equal to at least double the bond required).

    Insurance companies which fail to meet the obligations of their policies should have their corporate veil pierced and the shareholders (or parent company) become liable for the policy.

    To me, this is not unnecessary regulation, but enforcing contractual obligations.

  88. Re:Boom! Boom! Boom! Great Let's Carry Passengers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not after they get through blowing holes in the sides to recover bodies. Good luck getting that vesssel certified to carry anything but ping-pong balls after multiple detonations in the underwater structure...

    Please, get real. They're not firing torpedos into the thing, they're using cutting charges. Little strips of shaped charge explosive, sized to cut clean-edged holes through the hull plating. It'll be easy for a salvage team to weld temporary patches over those holes, and easy to permanently repair them later.

    Piddly little holes like those are nothing next to what the rocks did. There's a 50m long gash (that's half a football field!).

  89. stolen by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    A half a million gallons of fuel could wreak havoc on the marine ecosystem

    The ship's pretty close to Italy, so it's probably been siphoned off already.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  90. Re:Where are the free market no regulation fanatic by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    they could easily require insurance or even a bond to be posted for any cruise (cargo, sailing, etc.) ship which enters their territory to cover such costs.

    Yes, they could. But the industry lobby group will rail against the "onerous" regulation and the burdens that are killing the jobs. Lunatic libertarians would claim everyone has the right to ply the waters and requiring the bond is a penalty imposed before committing any crime. They argue if they damage the reef you could sue them but not before. Eventually, there will be no regulation.

    It is interesting you talked about the cruise ship and notably silent about the stranded costs of cleaning up after the mining operations, chemical spills, pension obligations, liability due to bad products etc. Technically the government could require sellers to post a bond/insurance to take care of the cost of disposal of all hazardous consumer products from lead-acid batteries to mercury file CFLs to toxic substance filled electronic goods. Would you agree theoretically that is correct? Or would you join the crowd asking for the dismantling of EPA?

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  91. Re:Where are the free market no regulation fanatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your question was about clearing the cruise ship wreckage. If you're going to move the goalposts after your question was answered, it becomes clear you are more interested in being right than discussing the topic at hand.

  92. Re:Where are the free market no regulation fanatic by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    I did not move any goal posts brother. I said this part of the original post:

    Such business practices are actually the most logical and rational thing to do in a free market. They will argue if they do not do that, their competitor would do it and undercut them. It is a tangible ship wrecked off a beautiful island this time. But in countless instances it is pollution created by mining or industrial chemicals are as stranded as this wreck. But somehow the public falls for extreme arguments like, "Eliminate EPA".

    (Emphasis added now)

    You chose to ignore it.

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