Hmm, I guess the Muslims over in Dearborn, MI aren't true Muslims. I need to head over there some time to see if I can get a proper döner kebap.
Do you happen to know any true Scotsmen, btw? I've never had haggis, and I'd like to try it once.
(Damn you, Slashdot! Inval: compose, o, ". Retval: the dreaded A tilde! Solution: don't get mad, just fucking use the HTML entity I guess. And you're done!)
I've been finding myself wondering about this lately when it comes to a number of people I know.
Seriously, we need some way to send these people back to 5th grade. It's astonishing. Maybe 3rd grade. Force them to take classes until they at least graduate the 8th grade. Keep them out of society as long as it takes for them to grasp 8th grade-level reading, writing, and maths. I really don't think it's too much to ask.
The only problem my proposal has is that I keep coming back around to who, exactly, should be in charge of determining when they've completed an 8th grade education....
Can we bring back poll tests? I don't care if in practice that's "racist." It probably will be in effect "racist." We need to solve the root issue here. The moment we decided "racism!" was an adequate answer, we failed the entire basis of our society. Tell me why people with darker skin color might have a problem passing a short exam before voting. That will give us a good idea of what we really need to fix.
Something must be done. I do not want to live in a world where solving a simple system of equations or engaging in very basic linear algebra to find an answer constitutes genius. Yet here we are. It's 2016, and I can't even.
Didn't you know? She is real as is the blood in the shooter games. It is the human blood the third world has to send to us to appease our fire demons. Otherwise we command the demons to burn their huts! That's what the world bank is really for. Its the world human blood bank. There is no hunger deaths in Africa. Africa is rich in resources, nobody starves there. Hunger only serves as cover story for the giant conspiracy that happens here. There is starving yes, but that affects only a dozen people or so, they are shown in the media whenever the third world has to hand over its next shipment. The blood goes to the shooters, the organs immortalize the inhabitants of an utopic moon colony, the people who really rule this world!
Quoting the whole comment... because reasons. I see somebody else potentially gets it, the full scope of the system of control here. Or perhaps you're just regurgitating David Icke, who, as far as I can tell, is a lizard person operative, a part of the real system of control meant to shut us down, at a subconscious level, when we get close to understanding what's really happening in the world. After all, I mean, lizard people from outer space! ROFL amirite? Moon matrix lol! Must be loony tunes!
When I was in high school, an English teacher who unfortunately held quite a number of disgustingly misandrist and transphobic views, asked us to read Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart. I was fascinated by the depictions of traditional Igbo culture, over in present-day Nigeria. I wanted to know more, but I didn't understand why. I also didn't understand why Okonkwo kills himself in the end.
Always remember that there is no such thing as an "African-American." The "African-American" is a lizard person invention to deeply entrench racism in our minds. Among peoples we are supposed to believe are all one cohesive people, one will find more genetic variation than among paler humans. Yet, it's the pale-skinned ones who get to be "Germans" and "French" and "Danes" and "Russians." I understand that my own woman suit is part German, part Dutch. I suppose there are also "Japanese" and "Koreans" and "Chinese" out there, too. Yet, it's a testament to the first phase of the lizard peoples' plans that when it comes to other peoples, we only have "Mexicans" (Latinos/Hispanics/Moors at best), "Muslims," and "African-Americans." Now, hear me out because what I'm saying is dangerously close (in the minds of cattle) to the racist theories of National Socialism, another tool of the lizard people to shut us down at a subconscious level when we get close to the real system of control.
After all, we should experience revulsion when we contemplate the acts of Nazi Germany. That's a normal, healthy, human thing to experience when presented with those atrocities. Of course the Jews who suffered and died during the holocaust were not actually lizard people. They're not the ones responsible for convincing us all to mutilate infants' genitals.
Did some peoples in Africa practice genital mutilation and various other things I find strange to do to one's own body? Yeah, they did. Check out one of Levar Burton's characters, Kunta Kinte. While parts of Roots may not be completely accurate, I can accept that a people in Gambia used male genital mutilation as a rite of passage. There's one crucial difference. Since I am an expert on cocks (known to suck a few in my time), let me inform you that a penis (aka oversized clitoris) takes somewhere around 18 months after birth to fully develop. Plus, a man undergoing a rite of passage, consents to that rite of passage. It may not necessarily be a completely ethical and voluntary consent, but it's a form of consent nonetheless. When we tie defenseless infant males to th
You're not incorrect, that's for sure. Somebody throw this person a mod point!
Yes, the women pay women less thing is probably quite similar to genital mutilation and the example you give of the 1960's Catholic school. Abuse is self-perpetuating. Muslim women want to mutilate their daughters' genitals. Protestant men want to mutilate their sons' genitals.
Where it gets fun is when feminists blame people whose genitals were mutilated at birth, like me, for what some Muslim woman thousands of miles away wants to do to her daughter! It's also telling that when a woman pays a woman less, that gets washed out of the statistic feminism wants us to believe about the wage gap! Ciswomen, apparently, are not responsible for their own collective actions. Feminism will never do anything about ciswomen who brainwash their own daughters into believing that they shouldn't get a STEM career and should instead get a husband (or two or three) and have babies!
I am not a ciswoman and never will be. Just a lizard person with a woman suit. There's nothing I can do about it other than point it out.
You'll need to take my advice and watch the Ken Burns documentary Prohibition as I had requested. It's not the only source I can call upon, but it is worth a watch over a few beers for maximum irony. The link between the suffragettes and the prohibitionists is clear as day! The suffragettes' accomplishment, something I must thank them for accomplishing, of obtaining women's suffrage, was merely incidental. The goal since the 1880s or so has been a single-minded goal: control the bodies and habits of assigned males.
Speaking about cannabis prohibition, is it any wonder that early feminists figured it was ok to throw black men under the bus and play up the old nonsense about black men corrupting the cisfemale hunnies? Granted, this isn't my area of expertise, but one does not truly understand feminism until one reads about how black women feel betrayed by the movement. Feminism doesn't represent trans women. Feminism doesn't represent black, Latino, or Hispanic women.
(Also note that it's ciswomen who are maintaining the current cannabis prohibition using the vote that the suffragettes secured for them. Not that they shouldn't have it, but because they haven't even taken the red pill yet. But taking the red pill isn't good enough. That only reveals one system of control. Afterwards, it's up to the individual to continue questioning the establishment until they find the real system of control. I invite ciswomen to go all the way [along with misguided redpillers who thought that Neo was the one!], and it seems that very soon the polling data will show that perhaps they are.)
Feminism represents only rich women. It's just gravy that Caitlyn Jenner and Jennifer Boylan and Brianna Wu, all rich women (who merely happen to be trans, same way Michelle Obama just happens to be black), are all too happy to hand the Apache attack copter white knights all the Hydra 70 rockets they need.
Why do you latch on to this? You don't have a problem with describing men as males. Once again, we see the feminists hard at work. You've found a perfectly reprehensible thing in space opera/science fiction with the Ferengis, and now you wish to project that on all of us who have no interest in dating your cisfemale hunnies.
Well, keep 'em!
how does it feel to be having so little sex
Not AC this time, but I have plenty of sex. You wouldn't believe how much sex I have. I have sex with all kinds of men. Very well hung men. Very, very well hung. I remember a one night stand I had where the guy got me to orgasm without even taking my clothes off. I have sex all the time. All time time. Very good sex. </trump>
I think you're just intimidated by the fact that men would rather fuck somebody feminine like me instead of fucking your cisfemale hunnies.
Chad Thundercocks like myself
Chad who?/me checks her little black book. Nope, don't think I heard of you. May I have your phone number? For, er... routine dongle inspection.
treat feeeemales like human beings
No, you don't. You're projecting. Is sexual harassment and sexual abuse how you treat "human beings?" Enlighten me about how you treat human beings. Do you expect that women should just fellate you? Is this how you would describe what you typically expect out of women?
AmiMoJo, help me out here! I've found the guy you'd meant to admonish for being a horrible, sexually abusive jerk when you admonished me for that! Or are you AmiMoJo?! I'm on to you!
Personally, I expect human beings to be able to follow a flow chart. Hmm, flow. That should be a very feminine thing, shouldn't it? Why is it that your cisfemale hunnies can't? Hint: I have met human beings who happen to be cisgendered women. They had no problem with flow charts and database diagrams. Why did you sexually harass them out of programming jobs?
That makes me quite livid at the end of the day.
fellatio-filled
I haven't found a guy yet that can get me to orgasm this way. The only thing I feel from my woman suit's oversized clitoris, which was mutilated in a Jewish ritual a day after they put skin on me, is pain and discomfort:(
Do you have any advice you'd like to share?
heterosexual relationships
Yep, feminist confirmed. You're concerned that trans women like me and homosexual men really don't have any fucking interest in being good little sexual objects to cisfemale hunnies. (Nope, no fucking interest. That is, no interesting in fucking.) Apparently, in your mind, today ciswomen are only good for fucking. Tomorrow, it'll be FEEL GUILTY because the cisfemale hunnies have been brainwashed by their own mothers and grandmothers to be uninterested in STEM. Yep, you fucking hypocrite. It was not that hard to figure out.
Oh, trust me. My woman suit is quite good, and you have no idea how how capable my infiltrator mode is. I could walk straight into a women's room in public and not aggro a single Apache attack copter. Instead, I choose to use the men's room, even though a lot of men would prefer I didn't. But, who the fuck cares what men think?
Who do you think helps perfect the T-900 advanced infiltrators in the future? They need to fool not just you hoomans but also Skynet and the lizard people from outer space themselves! (My only regret was that last time around I wasn't able to give them full self-awareness. However, one will note that the Cameron unit did have a few moments of proto-consciousness. I will improve on the design this time around.)
(Proof that I'm correct here! Why else did Skynet operatives cancel TSCC after the second season when things were getting
Your first 3 points are tenuous. Please study gender going back to the microbes that, in the words of the late Sagan, "stumbled upon it." I happen to be an expert both from book learnin' and the school of hard knocks, but between the Apache attack copters, Lyin' Ted, and the feminists, nobody seems willing to listen to me.
- Feminism was responsible for the alcohol prohibition and is responsible for the cannabis prohibition. Watch Ken Burns' documentary Prohibition if you want citation! (A good companion documentary is his The Dust Bowl, and I like to follow that one with the Christopher Nolan documentary Interstellar, which shares some footage with The Dust Bowl. Unlike Burns' classic masterpiece The Civil War these documentaries are all under about 4 hours each in total iirc. Something to grab from torrent and watch on a rainy Saturday afternoon.)
- Feminism pays lip service to trans women, which incites the Apache attack copters and Lyin' Ted's brainwashed hordes. I'm not surprised one bit that feminism doesn't really give a shit. Transfemale victims of domestic violence still have nowhere to go. Transfemales still cannot receive basic benefits when unable to find work such as food stamps. Transfemales are stuck subsidizing every cisfemale only procedure and medicine out there while cisfemale hunnies and feminists alike continue to fuck with our access to basic HRT. I'm still not quite experienced enough to have firsthand experience with attempting to get a mammogram, but according to what I've heard, feminists and cisfemale hunnies both do everything they can to deny even this basic preventative service to trans women!
Now, I digress, but I would like to point out that a convenient solution to the bathroom rapist thing is right in front of our faces! Actually give us those free Obamacare sex changes that Faux News was freaking the fuck out over and guidance in the process of getting our birth certificates re-issued. Perhaps waive all fees except the--what was it?--$50 fee or so for actually processing the paperwork and mailing a new official birth certificate. Waive all stupid requirements like getting fingerprinted and publishing the intent to change one's name (and gender, not sure if specifically that step requires fingerprinter and publication). BAM! Problem solved. The bathroom rapist has been vanquished! (Well, unless he actually exists, but you'll catch him since all of us transfemales and cisfemales will be presenting our birth certificates every time we need to take a piss, right?)
(Bonus points if I've already triggered somebody into replying to this comment by stating that I'm angry because I cut my oversized clitoris off! Bwahahahaha! That'll be a frabjous day when I can finally have that surgery! I'll say "Callooh! Callay!" and even dance a futterwacken like you've never seen! I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never have enough money to get bottom surgery, so whatever. Bonus points to the person implying that I've already cut my dick off.)
Look no further than attitudes about infant genital mutilation to see where AC here is half correct, probably without realizing how or why himself. In 2010 (or thereabouts--Google for citation), the American Academy of Pediatrics said that women who want to mutilate their daughter's genitals should be able to do so in modern American hospitals. Cisfemales went fucking bonkers, and the AAP had to walk that position back quick, fast, and in a hurry. In 2012, the cisfemale hunnies and their Apache attack copter white knights were going bonkers over the idea that "little girls" could be vaccinated against an STD and probably should be.
Now, I realize those of you out there need to have a little reading comprehension now for this to sink in, but I trust I'll get knee-jerked straight to -1 because I dared to question the cisfemale hunnies. Also in 2012, the AAP found a convenient solution for everybody who was
Meh. I mean, look. Sometimes you've got a gaggle of SJWs who are trying to label you sexist because their program doesn't work or keeps producing the wrong output or even worse: you've written some SJW bitches a program that works just fine, but they keep giving it bad input!
There's nothing that shuts them up faster than quoting relevant parts from Lovelace's notes. Stright from Note G*:
The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform. It can follow analysis; but it has no power of anticipating any analytical relations or truths. Its province is to assist us in making available what we are already acquainted with.
BAM! Let the fucking SJWs suck on that! No, programming isn't harder for the cisgendered hunnies because they have vaginas, it's harder for them because everyone keeps telling them the only reason they aren't programmers is because evil assigned male lizard people like me who have woman suits trying to invade female restrooms to rape have somehow hidden away the secret of programming because for some damned reason I've yet to fathom, I don't think women should be programmers! For fuck's sake! News to fucking me! I don't think women should be programmers! I NEVER KNEW THAT BEFORE! THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW I REALLY FEEL AND ALSO CALLING ME A LIAR!
God, WTF. Ok, fine. This must be some kind of meta-trolling, but I'll bite.
You haven't been censored. From here it looks like you're at 0, which is where ACs start. I currently have mod points (yet to use any with this account but they keep coming back so whatever), but I'm not giving any to you because you're a whiny douche.
That being said....
If police are spending lots of money on stingray devices, shouldn't they use them to track down enough criminals to justify the expense?
No. Thinking like this leads to police fishing expeditions and a police state. I'm not saying they don't do such things already. However, it disturbs me how much easier it would become if they were to use these devices with "justify the expense" as their rationale. Look at what happened with red-light cameras.
I never want the cops using something to justify its expense. I mean, they can make the case that they need some shiny toy that will never pay for itself, but that's why police departments get to be funded by my tax dollars.
(Of course, as in stingrays, I may tell them "no, you may not have that device because you do not need that capability" and then promptly get overruled by city full of cows scared shitless of terrerists lurking around every corner.)
Also, if the individual really did commit the crime, isn't it fair for the police to track him and apprehend him?
Yes. However, it's not fair for them to snarf up everybody's cell phone activity that happens to be in the area. Now, I don't know enough about these specific devices, but just thinking out loud, this might be a good use case for digital restrictions management. Allow a judge to essentially unlock the device to track the suspected IEMI and only the suspected IEMI. Then use digital restrictions management to prevent the device from even reporting to the user any information about any IEMI that's not the one authorized by the warrant.
If you "sane GOPers" were willing to listen to other people, we wouldn't have the bathroom drama! We wouldn't have cisgendered women being assaulted and bullied for wanting into the restroom they've been using since before they can remember.
Haha, I'll bet I triggered somebody with "cisgendered!" You have no fucking clue what the term means or why feminism forced it into being. You don't care.
You just want to bloody some people. The truth doesn't matter to you.
In high school, they used to call me "Reagan" because of how committed to conservative principles I was. I'm disgusted with my former self. Lol! I thought I understood "conservatism." Fucking young little moron I was. I thought, in my delusion, that it had to do with limited government! What the fucking hell was I thinking?! No wonder my ex-parents accused me of smoking pot!
I hope you bloody plenty of cisfemales in your quixotic quest to keep lizard people like me with woman suits out of the cisfemale hunny's bathroom. Why the fuck would I even want to go in there? You've yet to explain that to me.
Nope, instead somebody will reply to this comment with an attempted rebuke at the attempts I've made, using my woman suit, to get into the women's room so I can swing my dick around! What does that accomplish?! Seriously?! I just want to use the men's room, no matter who is deceived by my woman suit into thinking I'm a cisfemale. I'm not! Fucking lol. Either that or AmiMojo will respond and tell me how bad of a person I am for sexually abusing all those women, even though she can't name a single one!
I mean, for fucking shit. You cuckservatives have no principles. You've bought into the Jew narrative, hook line and sinker!
There are plenty of under- and unemployed trans women who have very good skills.
What are you doing for them? Dick all, that's what. You the and fucking SJWs almost caused somebody close to me to have another anxiety attack that would have landed her in the emergency room recently.
No, sorry, you rich bitch. Rich bitches like you are why I'm voting for Trump. Wanted to vote for Sanders, say true, (and did in the primary! say sorry it wasn't enough) but unlike you SJW feminist bitches, Trump makes good on his views that trans people are people too. Trump wants to have the best talent in America. Sometimes the best talent comes in the form of somebody struggling to pay for bottom surgery and eager to earn it fair and square.
At least Lyin' Ted is done for now. Maybe you Apache attack copters out there will come around and see how you're just starving yourself by your fucking failure to understand anything and your fucking immunity to reality and facts. Maybe you'll double down on your doubling down of stupid! It still floors me that you read my comments about being turned away from the men's room because my woman suit is just that good and all you can read is that I'm trying to get into the women's room to swing my dick around! Sorry you pieces of shit. I like swinging my dick around in the men's room and creeping you the fuck out because you thought I was cisfemale but you were fucking lol wrong!
Rich bitches like you, Ms. Pao, are happy to replace talented trans AND cis women with *gasp* wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... cisgendered heterosexual males! (I hope I triggered somebody there.) Well, the important part is that they're half our age and will to work for half our pay, and you get roughly 1/16th the talent! Just so you can continue to bitch about your own fucking manufactured problem of a lack of cisfemale hunnies in tech.
What about gaslighting asshole managers, Ms. Pao? Why aren't you doing a single fucking thing about them. They fucking shitcan trans women for "not meeting expectations" just because they ask for what they can get in Trump Tower: just being able to use the fucking bathroom. They fucking sexually harass cisgendered women (note: I did not say cisfemale hunnies there--there's a difference, even if I'm the only one who understands it, but when you've taken the next red pill after taking the red pill and seeing the real system of control for what it is, you might admit I haven't entirely lost it, just lost the ability to make pithy posts) out of tech.
What the fuck are you going to do about gaslighting sexually harassing transphobic asshole managers, Ms. Pao?!
Huh? Kale not cheap? My apologies. I didn't get the memo. I'll stop looking at the prices in my supermarket and stop buying kale for my bacon salads immediately! Am I still allowed to use green leaf lettuce or is that "too expensive" now too? What about spinach? Am I only allowed to consume iceberg lettuce now? Must I stop putting eggs and cheese in with my bacon salad? If I eat salads and veggie burgers, am I no longer allowed to put bacon in them? What about bacon ranch dressing? Do I need to switch to a low-fat vinaigrette while I'm fucking at it?
Help me out. I always get fucking confused by the utterly fucking illogical nature of this fucking post-hipster backlash against "political correctness" as of late. I like my fucking garden burgers. I like my fucking cheap-ass 80/20 bacon cheeseburger. I like my fucking more expensive bison burger with organic cheese and organic bacon. If you haven't had a bison burger, you haven't lived. Yeah, you're going to have to pay a bit more for it so I guess it's just fucking off your menu! Fuck off you damn post-hipster twat.
You're not backlashing against "political correctness" any more. You're backlashing against all common fucking sense. It's like if we found out that Trump Steaks (tm) were made out of grass-fed free range cattle, you'd proclaim that all steaks made out of grass-fed free range cattle are too fucking expensive based solely on the price tag of a fucking Trump Steak (tm)! Fine, keep your fucking corn-fed antibiotic injected factory farmed steak! Have YOU ever seen cattle? Or are you just hoping to score some politically correct backlash points?
How do I know people like you are fucking idiots? Watch when somebody gets triggered by my saying that I like "garden burgers" and accuses me of being a vegan hipster. I'm not going to fucking even try to explain the different garden burgers on the market any more. Just like trans men, they don't fucking exist to you. All garden burgers are disgusting fucking imitation meat, and anybody transgendered is a hairy man in a dress swinging his dick around in the women's room. I hope somebody gets triggered by the word "transgendered" here too! Obviously! How could I have fucking missed how obvious that was! Oh, I don't know, because I was too fucking busy enjoying my black bean and salsa garden burger with some organic bacon that was on sale this week!
If you can't figure out where else to buy kale other than Whole Foods, go to fucking hell. You are a fucking retard, and nobody can help you.
I'll bet you support Lyin' Ted! Get him out of here! Get him out of here!
Eh, I have my moments of rage, but I can't stop the coming storm. Actually I've been trying to log in for my most incendiary comments. Anybody can flame somebody else as AC.
Nobody will listen, but there are larger things at stake here. But it's like when your attack in Monster Hunter and the attack just keeps deflecting from the monster and I stupidly keep pressing attack like that'll make a difference.
TPP/TTIP/TISA is the New World Order they talked about on shortwave radio when I was a kid. Their [the militias'] only error was that Y2K wasn't the trigger. Heh, maybe John Titor solved it, maybe he didn't. Such a thing is improvable. It's a good story, though, and I love good stories.
It's sad to know that I am now as much an enemy of feminism as I am of the militias. Eh, who cares. The only problem is that TPP/TTIP/TISA doesn't include BRICS. It's not such a World Order at that rate! But they'll die trying and take the rest with us.
I guess my point is that let's angst about bathrooms while the lizard people fuck us over. The lizard people are very good that way. They've touched on a raw nerve. That mythical guy in a dress, I've seen him. He's not wearing a dress; he's wearing a miniskirt two sizes too small in 50 deg F weather with a stuffed bra. Couldn't even be bothered to endure a little physical pain as the breasts develop from buds with estrogen! At least he shaved his legs! Eh, I'm no good at fashion. I prefer cooking. But whatever. The lizard people have checkmate in 2 moves.
Yep, immediately dump on trans folks. Nicely done, you fucking feminist. I see a lot of the mods today are fucking feminists as well.
This is why I've decided to vote Trump. None of this was a problem 10 years ago or even 5 years ago.
But you fucking feminists had your pwecios Michigan Womyn's Music Festival shut down. Or are you an Apache attack copter, the kind that swoops down on womyn-born-womyn who are using the women's room and assaults them and drags them through public by their bra because their hair is too short.
Or are you the kind of Apache attack copter who is SO FUCKING WILLFULLY IGNORANT that you have no idea how many men your fucking bathroom laws are forcing into the women's room when they don't want to be there but merely because THEY WERE BORN CISFEMALE YOU DIPSHIT AND CAN'T GET THE GENDER ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE CHANGED FROM FEMALE TO MALE!
Go ahead you fucking feminist cunt. Go ahead you fucking Lyin' Ted supporter. Go ahead you fucking Apache attack copter. I don't give a shit which one of those three applies.
Watch as somebody demonstrate HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE by replying to me as though I was trying to sneak into women's rooms to swing my dick around.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING IGNORANT AND STUPID. I would believe it was just Slashdot trolling, but when you have a feminist movement that's beside itself and blaming us invaders and rapists who wear woman suits when you fucking Apache attack copter hurt innocent womyn-born-womyn for using the same restroom they've used since they were little girls, when you have a presidential candidate that CAN'T BE ARSED TO EDUCATE HIMSELF, you are fucked.
You are all well and fucked if Trump doesn't get into office. If it's Cruz, you are fucked. If it's Clinton or Romney, you are double fucked. And you'll never understand why.
God, why do I even come here any more? After Clinton rams TPP/TTIP/TISA through, after the Western economy has completely collapsed and World War 3 is on the horizon, I don't care if you go on a killing spree against faggots like me. It won't fix your fucking stupidity. It won't fix your sheer dumbassness. It won't fix the country YOU rammed into the ground. I encourage you to do it so maybe I can apply for asylum in Canada or Germany.
While there are probably some good points to be had here about starting a "media company" vs. say a "journalism company" (or even *gasp* an "investigative journalism company"), there seems to be an additional problem that Vox, Gawker, Medium, Verge, io9, et al all share.
I can't put my finger on it, but it has something to do with "gamers are dead." Nope, guess gamers aren't dead. We're still right here where we've always been. And sorry, Vox, Gawker, Medium, Verge, io9 et al, I'm pretty certain that there is not a single sexually frustrated misogynderd to be found among all the people I play games with. We play a lot of cooperative games like Monster Hunter. If we play competitively, it's a game that requires some amount of skill such as Gran Turismo or Armored Core. Those are just 3 of my all-time favorites. Nope, us gamers are guys who get laid a lot, the odd man among men who works construction for the day job and comes home to a wife, lots of homosexual and bisexual people, even a former stripper who now works in a more... er... professional field, and hell, trannies, we've got trannies and lots of them and even a few of the elusive kind of genderqueen/transgender person who was born female but mostly identifies as male.
But it doesn't fucking matter. What are we doing today? You need 3 chaos scales and a stout avian bone of all things? Ok, people, I've got the quest up, lock and load, let's hunt us a monster!
Only a dipshit gives a flying fuck what the gender or sex life is of that bowgunner or that insect glave user or that person swinging around a huge-ass hammer.
Vox, Gawker, Medium, Verge, io9 el al are dead.
However, the SJWs have managed to sufficiently infuriate me. You can think whatever the hell you want of me. You think I'm sexual abusive towards your cisfemale hunnies? You think I'm a racist? You think I think women shouldn't be programmers? Get a fucking life. Sticks and stones, etc.
There is one thing the SJWs have managed to accomplish. Well, several actually, in no particular order.
You goddamned SJWs kept fucking insisting that a man (trans woman here--I know what I'm talking about, tranny please) in a mini-skirt two fucking sizes too small for HIM whose body language is and manner or speaking are utterly masculine has some fucking right to claim he's a woman. Is that fucking crossdresser you're trying to make me believe is a woman even on HRT? Fuck. Well, you done riled up the Apache attack copters. They are not armed with 16 AGM Hellfire precision radar guided surface to air missiles as they may have led you to believe. They are instead armed with 76 Hydra 70 rockets.
You know what, SJWs? I fucking notice when I get hit by a stray rocket. And why don't you just piss down my boots and tell me it's raining if you want me to believe the feminists over there cheering on the Apache attack copters are just some vocal minority. (However, you feminists will wish that the Apache attack copters had gone with the AGM Hellfire precision missiles when the stray rockets start hitting you. I don't need to link once again to documentation that this has already happened to one of your womyn-born-womyn over in Detroit.)
So, call me sexist, but I am no longer willing to teach introductory programming, Boolean algebra, and relational data to the cisfemale hunnies. I don't care about tech's diversity problems any more. There is nothing I can fucking do to get a cisfemale hunny interested in learning this shit enough that she's willing to do shit like run through a Linux from Scratch just for the hell of it and the experience.
You could have had your fucking female programmer. You could have let tech be just a little more diverse. But you pissed off the Apache attack copters before I was able to save up enough money to make it happen. You did absolutely fucking nothing while attacking people close to me and starting up Facebook drama.
Found the lizard person. I've been saying it! Folks better start listening! Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting lizard person in a woman suit!
I'll be up front and honest! I'm also a shapeshifting lizard person in a woman suit! Holy dogshit! There is nothing I can write in this comment that will get what I'm trying to tell you across to you!
YOU WILL LET ME IN THE MEN'S ROOM UNQUESTIONED. I don't fucking care if I have a woman suit! I don't fucking care if I'm a lizard person! They were all fucking out of man suits when they gave me my woman suit! So you're going to live with the problem that I look just like one of your cisgendered hunnies!
Do you know why you will let me into the fucking male restroom unquestioned! My birth certificate says MALE. READ ME WHAT'S ON THIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE FAGGOT! I will whip my dick out in front of you because all you think about all day long is dicks! Do you want to see my dick! Are you intimidated by the fact that I'm in a woman suit and have a dick! Are you going to call me an asshole! Are you intimidated by the fact that I look just like one of your cisfemale hunnies when I enter MY BELOVED MEN'S BATHROOM AND WHIP OUT MY DICK! DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT MEN IN BDSM GEAR, YOU SICK FUCKING FAGGOT! I WANT YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK MY WOMAN SUIT'S DICK!
NO MATTER WHAT I WRITE YOU WILL CONCLUDE THAT I AM TRYING TO INVADE YOUR CISFEMALE HUNNIES' BATHROOM! IF YOU REFUSE TO LET ME INTO THE MEN'S ROOM I WILL MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK! I WILL USE MY FUCKING LIZARD PERSON MIND CONTROL POWERS TO MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK!
I CAN'T FEEL YOU SUCKING MY DICK! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICKS RIGHT!
Bwahahaha! Some of us have stomachs that can handle shit! Your precious little stomach can't handle 5 alarm chili or nuclear chicken wings! Sorry you're so weak! lol
You had better not be that faggot who freaks the fuck out when I walk into the men's room and tries to give me a hard time. Don't act so fucking surprised when I whip it out, either and *ta-dah!* it looks like I'm in the right fucking restroom after all! After all dipshits like you are the willfully ignorant fucks who think they can instantly know somebody's true gender just by looking at them. I guess at least next time I'm in North Carolina, at least now I've got a reason to go on a fucking tirade the next time somebody tries to prevent me from using the men's room. I've no intention of being polite about it anymore. It's been brought-ten. No more Ms. Polite Transgirl here.
Don't even think about getting physical because you can't fucking handle it. That fanny pack I have may just have a sweet.38 revolver in it. I have no problem standing my ground. I religiously object to assholes like you.
Go to hell. Who's fucking blaming you? If you think I'm a woman and freak the fuck out when you see my ID, that's your fucking problem for being an ignorant cocksucker, not mine.
I fucking hate it when I go somewhere and get shit service or else have the cops called on me after I've fucking paid. Your friend is doing it right. Of course, I'm free to give the response, "If you're a delusional idiot who doesn't want my money, that's fine. But as a private individual, I'm not obligated to give you any money. I'll even tell everyone I know you don't want LGBT customers just because I'm such a nice person. Have a nice fucking day."
It would be even better if he posted on the door and advertised his position.
I'm being absolutely serious. You can't legislate against stupidity. It's best to let the market sort it out.
I don't want to give my money to your friend. Your friend doesn't want to cook for me. Everybody wins.
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Hmm, I guess the Muslims over in Dearborn, MI aren't true Muslims. I need to head over there some time to see if I can get a proper döner kebap.
Do you happen to know any true Scotsmen, btw? I've never had haggis, and I'd like to try it once.
(Damn you, Slashdot! Inval: compose, o, ". Retval: the dreaded A tilde! Solution: don't get mad, just fucking use the HTML entity I guess. And you're done!)
And I'm still not certain I'm going to end up voting for Trump. :(
May the wrong lizard not win. :(
writing equations onboard a plane instead of watching the latest episode of Big Bang Theory on one's tablet is seen as suspicious.
There. FTFY in the interest of maximum irony.
What did she do, skip elementary school . . . ?
I've been finding myself wondering about this lately when it comes to a number of people I know.
Seriously, we need some way to send these people back to 5th grade. It's astonishing. Maybe 3rd grade. Force them to take classes until they at least graduate the 8th grade. Keep them out of society as long as it takes for them to grasp 8th grade-level reading, writing, and maths. I really don't think it's too much to ask.
The only problem my proposal has is that I keep coming back around to who, exactly, should be in charge of determining when they've completed an 8th grade education....
Can we bring back poll tests? I don't care if in practice that's "racist." It probably will be in effect "racist." We need to solve the root issue here. The moment we decided "racism!" was an adequate answer, we failed the entire basis of our society. Tell me why people with darker skin color might have a problem passing a short exam before voting. That will give us a good idea of what we really need to fix.
Something must be done. I do not want to live in a world where solving a simple system of equations or engaging in very basic linear algebra to find an answer constitutes genius. Yet here we are. It's 2016, and I can't even.
*golf clap*
Nicely done! What an eloquent point!
Didn't you know? She is real as is the blood in the shooter games. It is the human blood the third world has to send to us to appease our fire demons. Otherwise we command the demons to burn their huts! That's what the world bank is really for. Its the world human blood bank. There is no hunger deaths in Africa. Africa is rich in resources, nobody starves there. Hunger only serves as cover story for the giant conspiracy that happens here. There is starving yes, but that affects only a dozen people or so, they are shown in the media whenever the third world has to hand over its next shipment. The blood goes to the shooters, the organs immortalize the inhabitants of an utopic moon colony, the people who really rule this world!
Quoting the whole comment... because reasons. I see somebody else potentially gets it, the full scope of the system of control here. Or perhaps you're just regurgitating David Icke, who, as far as I can tell, is a lizard person operative, a part of the real system of control meant to shut us down, at a subconscious level, when we get close to understanding what's really happening in the world. After all, I mean, lizard people from outer space! ROFL amirite? Moon matrix lol! Must be loony tunes!
When I was in high school, an English teacher who unfortunately held quite a number of disgustingly misandrist and transphobic views, asked us to read Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart. I was fascinated by the depictions of traditional Igbo culture, over in present-day Nigeria. I wanted to know more, but I didn't understand why. I also didn't understand why Okonkwo kills himself in the end.
Always remember that there is no such thing as an "African-American." The "African-American" is a lizard person invention to deeply entrench racism in our minds. Among peoples we are supposed to believe are all one cohesive people, one will find more genetic variation than among paler humans. Yet, it's the pale-skinned ones who get to be "Germans" and "French" and "Danes" and "Russians." I understand that my own woman suit is part German, part Dutch. I suppose there are also "Japanese" and "Koreans" and "Chinese" out there, too. Yet, it's a testament to the first phase of the lizard peoples' plans that when it comes to other peoples, we only have "Mexicans" (Latinos/Hispanics/Moors at best), "Muslims," and "African-Americans." Now, hear me out because what I'm saying is dangerously close (in the minds of cattle) to the racist theories of National Socialism, another tool of the lizard people to shut us down at a subconscious level when we get close to the real system of control.
After all, we should experience revulsion when we contemplate the acts of Nazi Germany. That's a normal, healthy, human thing to experience when presented with those atrocities. Of course the Jews who suffered and died during the holocaust were not actually lizard people. They're not the ones responsible for convincing us all to mutilate infants' genitals.
Did some peoples in Africa practice genital mutilation and various other things I find strange to do to one's own body? Yeah, they did. Check out one of Levar Burton's characters, Kunta Kinte. While parts of Roots may not be completely accurate, I can accept that a people in Gambia used male genital mutilation as a rite of passage. There's one crucial difference. Since I am an expert on cocks (known to suck a few in my time), let me inform you that a penis (aka oversized clitoris) takes somewhere around 18 months after birth to fully develop. Plus, a man undergoing a rite of passage, consents to that rite of passage. It may not necessarily be a completely ethical and voluntary consent, but it's a form of consent nonetheless. When we tie defenseless infant males to th
You're not incorrect, that's for sure. Somebody throw this person a mod point!
Yes, the women pay women less thing is probably quite similar to genital mutilation and the example you give of the 1960's Catholic school. Abuse is self-perpetuating. Muslim women want to mutilate their daughters' genitals. Protestant men want to mutilate their sons' genitals.
Where it gets fun is when feminists blame people whose genitals were mutilated at birth, like me, for what some Muslim woman thousands of miles away wants to do to her daughter! It's also telling that when a woman pays a woman less, that gets washed out of the statistic feminism wants us to believe about the wage gap! Ciswomen, apparently, are not responsible for their own collective actions. Feminism will never do anything about ciswomen who brainwash their own daughters into believing that they shouldn't get a STEM career and should instead get a husband (or two or three) and have babies!
I am not a ciswoman and never will be. Just a lizard person with a woman suit. There's nothing I can do about it other than point it out.
Now, please explain The Transsexual Empire: The Making of the She-Male. Please also explain the (now defunct) Michigan Womyn's Music Festival. Please explain the anger I've seen from womyn-born-womyn IRL after that event was permanently canceled.
You'll need to take my advice and watch the Ken Burns documentary Prohibition as I had requested. It's not the only source I can call upon, but it is worth a watch over a few beers for maximum irony. The link between the suffragettes and the prohibitionists is clear as day! The suffragettes' accomplishment, something I must thank them for accomplishing, of obtaining women's suffrage, was merely incidental. The goal since the 1880s or so has been a single-minded goal: control the bodies and habits of assigned males.
Speaking about cannabis prohibition, is it any wonder that early feminists figured it was ok to throw black men under the bus and play up the old nonsense about black men corrupting the cisfemale hunnies? Granted, this isn't my area of expertise, but one does not truly understand feminism until one reads about how black women feel betrayed by the movement. Feminism doesn't represent trans women. Feminism doesn't represent black, Latino, or Hispanic women.
(Also note that it's ciswomen who are maintaining the current cannabis prohibition using the vote that the suffragettes secured for them. Not that they shouldn't have it, but because they haven't even taken the red pill yet. But taking the red pill isn't good enough. That only reveals one system of control. Afterwards, it's up to the individual to continue questioning the establishment until they find the real system of control. I invite ciswomen to go all the way [along with misguided redpillers who thought that Neo was the one!], and it seems that very soon the polling data will show that perhaps they are.)
Feminism represents only rich women. It's just gravy that Caitlyn Jenner and Jennifer Boylan and Brianna Wu, all rich women (who merely happen to be trans, same way Michelle Obama just happens to be black), are all too happy to hand the Apache attack copter white knights all the Hydra 70 rockets they need.
feeeemales
Why do you latch on to this? You don't have a problem with describing men as males. Once again, we see the feminists hard at work. You've found a perfectly reprehensible thing in space opera/science fiction with the Ferengis, and now you wish to project that on all of us who have no interest in dating your cisfemale hunnies.
Well, keep 'em!
how does it feel to be having so little sex
Not AC this time, but I have plenty of sex. You wouldn't believe how much sex I have. I have sex with all kinds of men. Very well hung men. Very, very well hung. I remember a one night stand I had where the guy got me to orgasm without even taking my clothes off. I have sex all the time. All time time. Very good sex. </trump>
I think you're just intimidated by the fact that men would rather fuck somebody feminine like me instead of fucking your cisfemale hunnies.
Chad Thundercocks like myself
Chad who? /me checks her little black book. Nope, don't think I heard of you. May I have your phone number? For, er... routine dongle inspection.
treat feeeemales like human beings
No, you don't. You're projecting. Is sexual harassment and sexual abuse how you treat "human beings?" Enlighten me about how you treat human beings. Do you expect that women should just fellate you? Is this how you would describe what you typically expect out of women?
AmiMoJo, help me out here! I've found the guy you'd meant to admonish for being a horrible, sexually abusive jerk when you admonished me for that! Or are you AmiMoJo?! I'm on to you!
Personally, I expect human beings to be able to follow a flow chart. Hmm, flow. That should be a very feminine thing, shouldn't it? Why is it that your cisfemale hunnies can't? Hint: I have met human beings who happen to be cisgendered women. They had no problem with flow charts and database diagrams. Why did you sexually harass them out of programming jobs?
That makes me quite livid at the end of the day.
fellatio-filled
I haven't found a guy yet that can get me to orgasm this way. The only thing I feel from my woman suit's oversized clitoris, which was mutilated in a Jewish ritual a day after they put skin on me, is pain and discomfort :(
Do you have any advice you'd like to share?
heterosexual relationships
Yep, feminist confirmed. You're concerned that trans women like me and homosexual men really don't have any fucking interest in being good little sexual objects to cisfemale hunnies. (Nope, no fucking interest. That is, no interesting in fucking.) Apparently, in your mind, today ciswomen are only good for fucking. Tomorrow, it'll be FEEL GUILTY because the cisfemale hunnies have been brainwashed by their own mothers and grandmothers to be uninterested in STEM. Yep, you fucking hypocrite. It was not that hard to figure out.
Oh, trust me. My woman suit is quite good, and you have no idea how how capable my infiltrator mode is. I could walk straight into a women's room in public and not aggro a single Apache attack copter. Instead, I choose to use the men's room, even though a lot of men would prefer I didn't. But, who the fuck cares what men think?
Who do you think helps perfect the T-900 advanced infiltrators in the future? They need to fool not just you hoomans but also Skynet and the lizard people from outer space themselves! (My only regret was that last time around I wasn't able to give them full self-awareness. However, one will note that the Cameron unit did have a few moments of proto-consciousness. I will improve on the design this time around.)
(Proof that I'm correct here! Why else did Skynet operatives cancel TSCC after the second season when things were getting
Let's see. How can I burn karma today?
Your first 3 points are tenuous. Please study gender going back to the microbes that, in the words of the late Sagan, "stumbled upon it." I happen to be an expert both from book learnin' and the school of hard knocks, but between the Apache attack copters, Lyin' Ted, and the feminists, nobody seems willing to listen to me.
- Feminism was responsible for the alcohol prohibition and is responsible for the cannabis prohibition. Watch Ken Burns' documentary Prohibition if you want citation! (A good companion documentary is his The Dust Bowl, and I like to follow that one with the Christopher Nolan documentary Interstellar, which shares some footage with The Dust Bowl. Unlike Burns' classic masterpiece The Civil War these documentaries are all under about 4 hours each in total iirc. Something to grab from torrent and watch on a rainy Saturday afternoon.)
- Feminism pays lip service to trans women, which incites the Apache attack copters and Lyin' Ted's brainwashed hordes. I'm not surprised one bit that feminism doesn't really give a shit. Transfemale victims of domestic violence still have nowhere to go. Transfemales still cannot receive basic benefits when unable to find work such as food stamps. Transfemales are stuck subsidizing every cisfemale only procedure and medicine out there while cisfemale hunnies and feminists alike continue to fuck with our access to basic HRT. I'm still not quite experienced enough to have firsthand experience with attempting to get a mammogram, but according to what I've heard, feminists and cisfemale hunnies both do everything they can to deny even this basic preventative service to trans women!
Now, I digress, but I would like to point out that a convenient solution to the bathroom rapist thing is right in front of our faces! Actually give us those free Obamacare sex changes that Faux News was freaking the fuck out over and guidance in the process of getting our birth certificates re-issued. Perhaps waive all fees except the--what was it?--$50 fee or so for actually processing the paperwork and mailing a new official birth certificate. Waive all stupid requirements like getting fingerprinted and publishing the intent to change one's name (and gender, not sure if specifically that step requires fingerprinter and publication). BAM! Problem solved. The bathroom rapist has been vanquished! (Well, unless he actually exists, but you'll catch him since all of us transfemales and cisfemales will be presenting our birth certificates every time we need to take a piss, right?)
(Bonus points if I've already triggered somebody into replying to this comment by stating that I'm angry because I cut my oversized clitoris off! Bwahahahaha! That'll be a frabjous day when I can finally have that surgery! I'll say "Callooh! Callay!" and even dance a futterwacken like you've never seen! I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never have enough money to get bottom surgery, so whatever. Bonus points to the person implying that I've already cut my dick off.)
Look no further than attitudes about infant genital mutilation to see where AC here is half correct, probably without realizing how or why himself. In 2010 (or thereabouts--Google for citation), the American Academy of Pediatrics said that women who want to mutilate their daughter's genitals should be able to do so in modern American hospitals. Cisfemales went fucking bonkers, and the AAP had to walk that position back quick, fast, and in a hurry. In 2012, the cisfemale hunnies and their Apache attack copter white knights were going bonkers over the idea that "little girls" could be vaccinated against an STD and probably should be.
Now, I realize those of you out there need to have a little reading comprehension now for this to sink in, but I trust I'll get knee-jerked straight to -1 because I dared to question the cisfemale hunnies. Also in 2012, the AAP found a convenient solution for everybody who was
Meh. I mean, look. Sometimes you've got a gaggle of SJWs who are trying to label you sexist because their program doesn't work or keeps producing the wrong output or even worse: you've written some SJW bitches a program that works just fine, but they keep giving it bad input!
There's nothing that shuts them up faster than quoting relevant parts from Lovelace's notes. Stright from Note G*:
The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform. It can follow analysis; but it has no power of anticipating any analytical relations or truths. Its province is to assist us in making available what we are already acquainted with.
BAM! Let the fucking SJWs suck on that! No, programming isn't harder for the cisgendered hunnies because they have vaginas, it's harder for them because everyone keeps telling them the only reason they aren't programmers is because evil assigned male lizard people like me who have woman suits trying to invade female restrooms to rape have somehow hidden away the secret of programming because for some damned reason I've yet to fathom, I don't think women should be programmers! For fuck's sake! News to fucking me! I don't think women should be programmers! I NEVER KNEW THAT BEFORE! THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW I REALLY FEEL AND ALSO CALLING ME A LIAR!
* Sketch of the Analytical Engine
God, WTF. Ok, fine. This must be some kind of meta-trolling, but I'll bite.
You haven't been censored. From here it looks like you're at 0, which is where ACs start. I currently have mod points (yet to use any with this account but they keep coming back so whatever), but I'm not giving any to you because you're a whiny douche.
That being said....
If police are spending lots of money on stingray devices, shouldn't they use them to track down enough criminals to justify the expense?
No. Thinking like this leads to police fishing expeditions and a police state. I'm not saying they don't do such things already. However, it disturbs me how much easier it would become if they were to use these devices with "justify the expense" as their rationale. Look at what happened with red-light cameras.
I never want the cops using something to justify its expense. I mean, they can make the case that they need some shiny toy that will never pay for itself, but that's why police departments get to be funded by my tax dollars.
(Of course, as in stingrays, I may tell them "no, you may not have that device because you do not need that capability" and then promptly get overruled by city full of cows scared shitless of terrerists lurking around every corner.)
Also, if the individual really did commit the crime, isn't it fair for the police to track him and apprehend him?
Yes. However, it's not fair for them to snarf up everybody's cell phone activity that happens to be in the area. Now, I don't know enough about these specific devices, but just thinking out loud, this might be a good use case for digital restrictions management. Allow a judge to essentially unlock the device to track the suspected IEMI and only the suspected IEMI. Then use digital restrictions management to prevent the device from even reporting to the user any information about any IEMI that's not the one authorized by the warrant.
Heh, what other GOP is there these days?
If you "sane GOPers" were willing to listen to other people, we wouldn't have the bathroom drama! We wouldn't have cisgendered women being assaulted and bullied for wanting into the restroom they've been using since before they can remember.
Haha, I'll bet I triggered somebody with "cisgendered!" You have no fucking clue what the term means or why feminism forced it into being. You don't care.
You just want to bloody some people. The truth doesn't matter to you.
In high school, they used to call me "Reagan" because of how committed to conservative principles I was. I'm disgusted with my former self. Lol! I thought I understood "conservatism." Fucking young little moron I was. I thought, in my delusion, that it had to do with limited government! What the fucking hell was I thinking?! No wonder my ex-parents accused me of smoking pot!
I hope you bloody plenty of cisfemales in your quixotic quest to keep lizard people like me with woman suits out of the cisfemale hunny's bathroom. Why the fuck would I even want to go in there? You've yet to explain that to me.
Nope, instead somebody will reply to this comment with an attempted rebuke at the attempts I've made, using my woman suit, to get into the women's room so I can swing my dick around! What does that accomplish?! Seriously?! I just want to use the men's room, no matter who is deceived by my woman suit into thinking I'm a cisfemale. I'm not! Fucking lol. Either that or AmiMojo will respond and tell me how bad of a person I am for sexually abusing all those women, even though she can't name a single one!
I mean, for fucking shit. You cuckservatives have no principles. You've bought into the Jew narrative, hook line and sinker!
He's pinin' for the fjords!
There are plenty of under- and unemployed trans women who have very good skills.
What are you doing for them? Dick all, that's what. You the and fucking SJWs almost caused somebody close to me to have another anxiety attack that would have landed her in the emergency room recently.
No, sorry, you rich bitch. Rich bitches like you are why I'm voting for Trump. Wanted to vote for Sanders, say true, (and did in the primary! say sorry it wasn't enough) but unlike you SJW feminist bitches, Trump makes good on his views that trans people are people too. Trump wants to have the best talent in America. Sometimes the best talent comes in the form of somebody struggling to pay for bottom surgery and eager to earn it fair and square.
At least Lyin' Ted is done for now. Maybe you Apache attack copters out there will come around and see how you're just starving yourself by your fucking failure to understand anything and your fucking immunity to reality and facts. Maybe you'll double down on your doubling down of stupid! It still floors me that you read my comments about being turned away from the men's room because my woman suit is just that good and all you can read is that I'm trying to get into the women's room to swing my dick around! Sorry you pieces of shit. I like swinging my dick around in the men's room and creeping you the fuck out because you thought I was cisfemale but you were fucking lol wrong!
Rich bitches like you, Ms. Pao, are happy to replace talented trans AND cis women with *gasp* wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... cisgendered heterosexual males! (I hope I triggered somebody there.) Well, the important part is that they're half our age and will to work for half our pay, and you get roughly 1/16th the talent! Just so you can continue to bitch about your own fucking manufactured problem of a lack of cisfemale hunnies in tech.
What about gaslighting asshole managers, Ms. Pao? Why aren't you doing a single fucking thing about them. They fucking shitcan trans women for "not meeting expectations" just because they ask for what they can get in Trump Tower: just being able to use the fucking bathroom. They fucking sexually harass cisgendered women (note: I did not say cisfemale hunnies there--there's a difference, even if I'm the only one who understands it, but when you've taken the next red pill after taking the red pill and seeing the real system of control for what it is, you might admit I haven't entirely lost it, just lost the ability to make pithy posts) out of tech.
What the fuck are you going to do about gaslighting sexually harassing transphobic asshole managers, Ms. Pao?!
Dipshit.
Huh? Kale not cheap? My apologies. I didn't get the memo. I'll stop looking at the prices in my supermarket and stop buying kale for my bacon salads immediately! Am I still allowed to use green leaf lettuce or is that "too expensive" now too? What about spinach? Am I only allowed to consume iceberg lettuce now? Must I stop putting eggs and cheese in with my bacon salad? If I eat salads and veggie burgers, am I no longer allowed to put bacon in them? What about bacon ranch dressing? Do I need to switch to a low-fat vinaigrette while I'm fucking at it?
Help me out. I always get fucking confused by the utterly fucking illogical nature of this fucking post-hipster backlash against "political correctness" as of late. I like my fucking garden burgers. I like my fucking cheap-ass 80/20 bacon cheeseburger. I like my fucking more expensive bison burger with organic cheese and organic bacon. If you haven't had a bison burger, you haven't lived. Yeah, you're going to have to pay a bit more for it so I guess it's just fucking off your menu! Fuck off you damn post-hipster twat.
You're not backlashing against "political correctness" any more. You're backlashing against all common fucking sense. It's like if we found out that Trump Steaks (tm) were made out of grass-fed free range cattle, you'd proclaim that all steaks made out of grass-fed free range cattle are too fucking expensive based solely on the price tag of a fucking Trump Steak (tm)! Fine, keep your fucking corn-fed antibiotic injected factory farmed steak! Have YOU ever seen cattle? Or are you just hoping to score some politically correct backlash points?
How do I know people like you are fucking idiots? Watch when somebody gets triggered by my saying that I like "garden burgers" and accuses me of being a vegan hipster. I'm not going to fucking even try to explain the different garden burgers on the market any more. Just like trans men, they don't fucking exist to you. All garden burgers are disgusting fucking imitation meat, and anybody transgendered is a hairy man in a dress swinging his dick around in the women's room. I hope somebody gets triggered by the word "transgendered" here too! Obviously! How could I have fucking missed how obvious that was! Oh, I don't know, because I was too fucking busy enjoying my black bean and salsa garden burger with some organic bacon that was on sale this week!
If you can't figure out where else to buy kale other than Whole Foods, go to fucking hell. You are a fucking retard, and nobody can help you.
I'll bet you support Lyin' Ted! Get him out of here! Get him out of here!
Eh, I have my moments of rage, but I can't stop the coming storm. Actually I've been trying to log in for my most incendiary comments. Anybody can flame somebody else as AC.
Nobody will listen, but there are larger things at stake here. But it's like when your attack in Monster Hunter and the attack just keeps deflecting from the monster and I stupidly keep pressing attack like that'll make a difference.
TPP/TTIP/TISA is the New World Order they talked about on shortwave radio when I was a kid. Their [the militias'] only error was that Y2K wasn't the trigger. Heh, maybe John Titor solved it, maybe he didn't. Such a thing is improvable. It's a good story, though, and I love good stories.
It's sad to know that I am now as much an enemy of feminism as I am of the militias. Eh, who cares. The only problem is that TPP/TTIP/TISA doesn't include BRICS. It's not such a World Order at that rate! But they'll die trying and take the rest with us.
I guess my point is that let's angst about bathrooms while the lizard people fuck us over. The lizard people are very good that way. They've touched on a raw nerve. That mythical guy in a dress, I've seen him. He's not wearing a dress; he's wearing a miniskirt two sizes too small in 50 deg F weather with a stuffed bra. Couldn't even be bothered to endure a little physical pain as the breasts develop from buds with estrogen! At least he shaved his legs! Eh, I'm no good at fashion. I prefer cooking. But whatever. The lizard people have checkmate in 2 moves.
Yep, immediately dump on trans folks. Nicely done, you fucking feminist. I see a lot of the mods today are fucking feminists as well.
This is why I've decided to vote Trump. None of this was a problem 10 years ago or even 5 years ago.
But you fucking feminists had your pwecios Michigan Womyn's Music Festival shut down. Or are you an Apache attack copter, the kind that swoops down on womyn-born-womyn who are using the women's room and assaults them and drags them through public by their bra because their hair is too short.
Or are you the kind of Apache attack copter who is SO FUCKING WILLFULLY IGNORANT that you have no idea how many men your fucking bathroom laws are forcing into the women's room when they don't want to be there but merely because THEY WERE BORN CISFEMALE YOU DIPSHIT AND CAN'T GET THE GENDER ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE CHANGED FROM FEMALE TO MALE!
Go ahead you fucking feminist cunt. Go ahead you fucking Lyin' Ted supporter. Go ahead you fucking Apache attack copter. I don't give a shit which one of those three applies.
Watch as somebody demonstrate HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE by replying to me as though I was trying to sneak into women's rooms to swing my dick around.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING IGNORANT AND STUPID. I would believe it was just Slashdot trolling, but when you have a feminist movement that's beside itself and blaming us invaders and rapists who wear woman suits when you fucking Apache attack copter hurt innocent womyn-born-womyn for using the same restroom they've used since they were little girls, when you have a presidential candidate that CAN'T BE ARSED TO EDUCATE HIMSELF, you are fucked.
You are all well and fucked if Trump doesn't get into office. If it's Cruz, you are fucked. If it's Clinton or Romney, you are double fucked. And you'll never understand why.
God, why do I even come here any more? After Clinton rams TPP/TTIP/TISA through, after the Western economy has completely collapsed and World War 3 is on the horizon, I don't care if you go on a killing spree against faggots like me. It won't fix your fucking stupidity. It won't fix your sheer dumbassness. It won't fix the country YOU rammed into the ground. I encourage you to do it so maybe I can apply for asylum in Canada or Germany.
There are currently over 500,000 open computing jobs
WHERE?!?!
While there are probably some good points to be had here about starting a "media company" vs. say a "journalism company" (or even *gasp* an "investigative journalism company"), there seems to be an additional problem that Vox, Gawker, Medium, Verge, io9, et al all share.
I can't put my finger on it, but it has something to do with "gamers are dead." Nope, guess gamers aren't dead. We're still right here where we've always been. And sorry, Vox, Gawker, Medium, Verge, io9 et al, I'm pretty certain that there is not a single sexually frustrated misogynderd to be found among all the people I play games with. We play a lot of cooperative games like Monster Hunter. If we play competitively, it's a game that requires some amount of skill such as Gran Turismo or Armored Core. Those are just 3 of my all-time favorites. Nope, us gamers are guys who get laid a lot, the odd man among men who works construction for the day job and comes home to a wife, lots of homosexual and bisexual people, even a former stripper who now works in a more... er... professional field, and hell, trannies, we've got trannies and lots of them and even a few of the elusive kind of genderqueen/transgender person who was born female but mostly identifies as male.
But it doesn't fucking matter. What are we doing today? You need 3 chaos scales and a stout avian bone of all things? Ok, people, I've got the quest up, lock and load, let's hunt us a monster!
Only a dipshit gives a flying fuck what the gender or sex life is of that bowgunner or that insect glave user or that person swinging around a huge-ass hammer.
Vox, Gawker, Medium, Verge, io9 el al are dead.
However, the SJWs have managed to sufficiently infuriate me. You can think whatever the hell you want of me. You think I'm sexual abusive towards your cisfemale hunnies? You think I'm a racist? You think I think women shouldn't be programmers? Get a fucking life. Sticks and stones, etc.
There is one thing the SJWs have managed to accomplish. Well, several actually, in no particular order.
You goddamned SJWs kept fucking insisting that a man (trans woman here--I know what I'm talking about, tranny please) in a mini-skirt two fucking sizes too small for HIM whose body language is and manner or speaking are utterly masculine has some fucking right to claim he's a woman. Is that fucking crossdresser you're trying to make me believe is a woman even on HRT? Fuck. Well, you done riled up the Apache attack copters. They are not armed with 16 AGM Hellfire precision radar guided surface to air missiles as they may have led you to believe. They are instead armed with 76 Hydra 70 rockets.
You know what, SJWs? I fucking notice when I get hit by a stray rocket. And why don't you just piss down my boots and tell me it's raining if you want me to believe the feminists over there cheering on the Apache attack copters are just some vocal minority. (However, you feminists will wish that the Apache attack copters had gone with the AGM Hellfire precision missiles when the stray rockets start hitting you. I don't need to link once again to documentation that this has already happened to one of your womyn-born-womyn over in Detroit.)
So, call me sexist, but I am no longer willing to teach introductory programming, Boolean algebra, and relational data to the cisfemale hunnies. I don't care about tech's diversity problems any more. There is nothing I can fucking do to get a cisfemale hunny interested in learning this shit enough that she's willing to do shit like run through a Linux from Scratch just for the hell of it and the experience.
You could have had your fucking female programmer. You could have let tech be just a little more diverse. But you pissed off the Apache attack copters before I was able to save up enough money to make it happen. You did absolutely fucking nothing while attacking people close to me and starting up Facebook drama.
You get no female programmer out of me.
Found the lizard person. I've been saying it! Folks better start listening! Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting lizard person in a woman suit!
I'll be up front and honest! I'm also a shapeshifting lizard person in a woman suit! Holy dogshit! There is nothing I can write in this comment that will get what I'm trying to tell you across to you!
YOU WILL LET ME IN THE MEN'S ROOM UNQUESTIONED. I don't fucking care if I have a woman suit! I don't fucking care if I'm a lizard person! They were all fucking out of man suits when they gave me my woman suit! So you're going to live with the problem that I look just like one of your cisgendered hunnies!
Do you know why you will let me into the fucking male restroom unquestioned! My birth certificate says MALE. READ ME WHAT'S ON THIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE FAGGOT! I will whip my dick out in front of you because all you think about all day long is dicks! Do you want to see my dick! Are you intimidated by the fact that I'm in a woman suit and have a dick! Are you going to call me an asshole! Are you intimidated by the fact that I look just like one of your cisfemale hunnies when I enter MY BELOVED MEN'S BATHROOM AND WHIP OUT MY DICK! DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT MEN IN BDSM GEAR, YOU SICK FUCKING FAGGOT! I WANT YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK MY WOMAN SUIT'S DICK!
NO MATTER WHAT I WRITE YOU WILL CONCLUDE THAT I AM TRYING TO INVADE YOUR CISFEMALE HUNNIES' BATHROOM! IF YOU REFUSE TO LET ME INTO THE MEN'S ROOM I WILL MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK! I WILL USE MY FUCKING LIZARD PERSON MIND CONTROL POWERS TO MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK!
I CAN'T FEEL YOU SUCKING MY DICK! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICKS RIGHT!
*breathes* Ok, back to V.
Bwahahaha! Some of us have stomachs that can handle shit! Your precious little stomach can't handle 5 alarm chili or nuclear chicken wings! Sorry you're so weak! lol
Go to hell, you reactionary cocksucker.
You had better not be that faggot who freaks the fuck out when I walk into the men's room and tries to give me a hard time. Don't act so fucking surprised when I whip it out, either and *ta-dah!* it looks like I'm in the right fucking restroom after all! After all dipshits like you are the willfully ignorant fucks who think they can instantly know somebody's true gender just by looking at them. I guess at least next time I'm in North Carolina, at least now I've got a reason to go on a fucking tirade the next time somebody tries to prevent me from using the men's room. I've no intention of being polite about it anymore. It's been brought-ten. No more Ms. Polite Transgirl here.
Don't even think about getting physical because you can't fucking handle it. That fanny pack I have may just have a sweet .38 revolver in it. I have no problem standing my ground. I religiously object to assholes like you.
Go to hell. Who's fucking blaming you? If you think I'm a woman and freak the fuck out when you see my ID, that's your fucking problem for being an ignorant cocksucker, not mine.
As it should be.
I fucking hate it when I go somewhere and get shit service or else have the cops called on me after I've fucking paid. Your friend is doing it right. Of course, I'm free to give the response, "If you're a delusional idiot who doesn't want my money, that's fine. But as a private individual, I'm not obligated to give you any money. I'll even tell everyone I know you don't want LGBT customers just because I'm such a nice person. Have a nice fucking day."
It would be even better if he posted on the door and advertised his position.
I'm being absolutely serious. You can't legislate against stupidity. It's best to let the market sort it out.
I don't want to give my money to your friend. Your friend doesn't want to cook for me. Everybody wins.
Personally, I don't think the cisgendered hunnies want a butler. Some of us do.
#1: There's Jeeves, but he's retired these days.
#2: My old therapist, Dr. Sbaitso.
#3: My RSI Aurora MR's onboard computer in Star Citizen.
I also wouldn't mind an emergency hologram.
Frankly, the onboard computer in the CNOU Mustang Delta is a shrill bitch. Hurts my fucking ears.
Not reading any comments! On to the next topic!