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  1. And post it on YouTube as a warning on Free Online Education Unwelcome In Minnesota · · Score: 1

    "You don't have our permission to talk to people and teach, AKA inform them", which is the vital, core aspect of freedom of speech.

    I am in favor of an amendment that allows guillotining of government officials when they lose first amendment issues.

    j/k

    kinda not sorry not sorry

  2. Korriban would probably churn out spam specialists on AOL's New Alto Client Is Visual Email, and You Don't Need a New Address · · Score: 1

    "You have spam!"

    A while back someone figured out how to spoof aol email and send stuff not just to your peeps, but to everyone cc'd on emails sent to you, like people 3 circles of friends away in joke forwardings.

    This seemed to clear up a few months ago. Easy to mock AOL (or Wndows for that matter) but I wouldn't wanna be the engineers in charge of fighting off motivated engineers from shitholes around the world.

  3. Personally, you welcome your new overlords on "New Statesman" Pirates Its Own Magazine · · Score: 1

    "the '50 cent party' — a commenter paid half a dollar every time he derails an online debate in China. 'Essentially, these people are paid internet trolls; their job is to stop any meaningful discussion online about the government."

    Discern your political leaning:

    1. Oh my god, how corrupt!
    2. Eh, companies astroturf, why not governments?
    3. 50 cents? That's not a living wage!

  4. We'll get it right this time 'cause it's *us* on Twitter Censors German Neo-Nazi Group, Within Germany · · Score: 1

    The solution to using government to silence your opposition? Using government to silence your opposition!

    But it's OK because my side, with its attendant historical righteousness for the ages, is in control of it.

  5. Re:What is happening to Slashdot's submit process on Foxconn Thinks the iPhone 5 Is a Pain · · Score: -1, Troll

    One of the linked stories asks if anyone knows where they fan learn about Chinese labor disputes.

    You can't have labor disputes until there is enough wealth in society for labor to start getting jealous, and you can't have enough wealth to spread around until the unparalleled might of capitalism builds it.

    But ya, it's all about the working man, and not about the working man owing the capitalists more than he could possibly replay. They tried it he communist way, and only after a few years of economic freedom is there now enough wealth being generated that there's even something worth "disputing".

    "You didn't build that business." Whatevs, jackasses. See the difference between a people-oriented, infrastructure-providing government that could barely feed its people for 50 years and a free one that's generated so much wealth that in only a few years now has wealth to dispute.

  6. Re:Sure he "found" them on Man Finds Roman Gold Coin Hoard Worth £100,000 With Metal Detector · · Score: 1

    And whoever had it stolen won't wonder and look into it.

    That's a pretty amateurish thief. And anyone who liberated it from a national museum would sell to a private collector.

  7. Re:Doesn't the Queen own everything? on Man Finds Roman Gold Coin Hoard Worth £100,000 With Metal Detector · · Score: 1

    Or "The People", for that matter. Using the exact same argument you did, but for some reason because it's a mass of people doing the arrogation, some feel it seems OK.

  8. Don't forget the government donation tax. on Man Finds Roman Gold Coin Hoard Worth £100,000 With Metal Detector · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the UK government hasn't stolen it from him, er, uhh, Reclaimed a National Treasuer That Is The Birthright Of Every British British Citizen See What I "Acquired' For You Using Not Money But A Meme As Payment Vote For Me!

  9. Re:Cause offense - go to jail on Former Australian Cop Wants Jail For Internet Trolls · · Score: 2

    I'm not in favor of jail time, but I wouldn't mind a Constiutional amendment allowing particularly egregious cases to be placed on the next national election ballot: "Shall soandso, who made fun of dying cancer child soandso2, be beaten by an orangutan?"

  10. Re:More than one model on New Evidence That the Moon Was Created In a Massive Collision · · Score: 1

    I still haven't given up on the scientific theory that "and YHWH set the lesser light in the sky to govern the night".

    That was just before He gave men nipples and women a shriveled weenie and unsealed ball sac.

  11. Re:Partially on the subject... on New Evidence That the Moon Was Created In a Massive Collision · · Score: 1

    Probably wouldn't have more than a negligible effect -- after all, you don't lighten noticibly when the moon passes overhead.

    The moon can barely manage a tiny slosh when tugging on an entire ocean.

  12. Re:Outraged! on Iran Running Out of Physical Currency, Satellite Broadcasts Dropped in Europe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they're like Iraq was, they're probably printing billions in quality counterfeit western currency as part of the underground cold war with the west.

    So good riddance. Sucks to have karma catch up.

  13. No draconian 1% cuts in the cloud! on Boxee TV's Unlimited Cloud-based DVR Holds Users Hostage To Monthly Fees · · Score: 1

    > I suspect Boxee is offering unlimited storage to make users
    > especially beholden to them. The more content you have, the
    > less likely you are to drop the service.

    Well, it works for governmemt, why shouldn't business adopt that business model?

  14. Kneel before god! on Huge Geoengineering Project Violates UN Rules · · Score: 0

    > History is full of examples of ecological manipulations that backfired.

    History is full of hundreds of thousands of times more (probably a gross underestimate) of politicians interfering and making life worse.

    "You must get government permission before doing things" leads to more deaths than anything this side of a major asteroid strike.

    Downside? Small compared to overbearing government, thanks for asking.

    OP likes history? Go fucking learn some!

  15. Or RAMs, maybe. on Ask Slashdot: How Do SSDs Die? · · Score: 1

    Normally SSDs die when an X-Wing or something crashes into the conning tower and it rams into a Death Star.

  16. Re:Just ship with a low-draw driver on Will EU Regulations Effectively Ban High-End Video Cards? · · Score: 1

    Since you can just download the real drivers, it's a joke. Fire the assholes in government. Fire them. Fire them Fire them.

    Also close the collider at CERN, while you're at it, you wasteful, wasteful energy wasters, you.

  17. Any reviews of results on FTC? Didn't think so. on Congressman Warns FTC: Leave Google Alone · · Score: 2

    "Well, we can't say if it's illegal until we review the results later."

    This is the exact same kind of thing they do in corrupt nations where the government has all kinds of laws you can't help but violate if you want to survive, which then get held over your head for "donations", or if you get too uppity.

    Congress can't conjur into existence magic to put Humpty together again, but they can beat the hell out of anybody with the temerity to try.

  18. Re:Re-enacts? on Chuck Yeager Re-Enacts the Historic Flight That Broke the Sound Barrier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, but Yeager couldn't have so easily used this modern F15 plane with modern, easy controls to exceed the sound barrier if it hadn't been for many brave pioneers who went before him and developed and bravely tested supersonic trav...

    Wait. Nevermind.

  19. Re:In other news on Physicists Devise Test For Whether the Universe Is a Simulation · · Score: 2

    In the words of the aliens from Contact, "It's the way we've been doing it for billions of years."

    Hence they will have long since closed off detection of clever loopholes in previous myriad simulations.

  20. > admitted that he was the one who launched an SQL injection attack

    Ha ha!

    To quote Bertram, "Hmmmmmm... Worth it!"

  21. ...but we will throw money at it, no problemo. on The New School Nurse Is Nurse Ratched · · Score: 1

    > We as a society have beenunwilling to invest in very effective nonpharmaceutical interventions

    Alternatively, we as a society continue to be plagued by memes of the inherent value of spartanly toughing things out instead of throwing pills at things.

  22. Re:Putting the cart before the horse. on The Great Meteor Grab · · Score: 1

    By the way, they can't just redefine property and take it without fair compensation, as required by the Constitution. So even the crashed meteorites are off limits without compensation.

    If you value a government that is forced to follow the rules The People told it to.

  23. Re:EFF is stretching it on EFF To Ask Judge To Rule That Universal Abused the DMCA · · Score: 1

    Wierd Al has to pay when satirizing songs. This does not override.

    If it was 30s (and the song was signicantly longer than 30s) then they could probably get away with it like radio stations and some pathetic 100 greatest songs shows do.

    Merely rerecording broadcast audio as part of a video, degraded audio, doesn't cut it.

  24. Re:Good on EFF To Ask Judge To Rule That Universal Abused the DMCA · · Score: 2

    Don't forget to pay Cee Lo.

  25. Or He'll raise you + shove bamboo under your nails on Saudi Arabia Calls For Global Internet Censorship Body · · Score: 1

    No censorship. However I'm fine with truth in advertising. Let's start by jailing people who claim there is a sky daddy who will hurt you unless you obey and give money to His mortal agents on Earth.