One night while playing Talisman with a group of my friends, we discoverd that if you start oozing the easy cheese into a bowl of kettle korn. The string of cheese will not break off. It will pick up a bunch of the kettle corn where you than can dump the whole cheese string of kettle corn into your mouth. No fuss no muss.
That, and maybe he has fantasies about creating Terminators in the future to send back to our time to stop those who want to connect traffic lights to the internet.
Bull shit. The SEC is half full, which the President needs to fill (his job). The food and drug adminstration have been pleading with bush to fill missing leadership, also the Bush's job.
You can read about it at fool.com. I believe the article is called "Two Holes in Government"
No word on whether there were any penguins seen leaving the building.
That was the punishment for not being profitable. Not only were the 200 employees fired, but they were forced to where penguin suites as they were escorted out.
I didn't see slashdot verfing anything in this post. Besides, if this story/rumor is posted on/. maybe a reader will have more insight as to what's going on and get modded up. That's what's so cool about slashdot.
The other thing is when things go bad in Linux land people unite and support. I would like to see your explanation as to why this story will hurt them more as opposed to helping them (if they are indeed in trouble).
my $poophead = "Over the course of my career I have come to the rather firm opinion that you are not worth much as a coder if you do not know regular expressions. I don't care what language(s) you're proficient in, or if you've memorized every single design pattern the GoF has ever conceived, of do 4 foot by 6 foot UML diagrams in your head. If you can't do regexps then you're missing a basic skill. I bought Friedl's book a couple of years ago, and although I wound up not using man of the Perl related stuff the rest of the book helped me out immensely. A programmer without knowledge of regular expressions is like a carpenter without a hammer."
He's from Bellvue, WA apparently which is right next to Redmond, most Microsofties live in Bellvue. So, I'm just saying its probably justified is all:-)
Walk up like you want to play the game. Its important to look super excited. Play for about a minute, say something like "hey you know what would make this game better?", than pause the game, look up slowly and deck him/her right in the face. Bust out your knife to unhook the system from the person thats laying lifelessly on the ground, take the system and run back to your home, strap it to your best friend and unpause the game. Enjoy!!
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That's funny, my penis doubles every 100 days as well thanks to this lobby:
i sl ation.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3825/anti-spam_leg
One night while playing Talisman with a group of my friends, we discoverd that if you start oozing the easy cheese into a bowl of kettle korn. The string of cheese will not break off. It will pick up a bunch of the kettle corn where you than can dump the whole cheese string of kettle corn into your mouth. No fuss no muss.
:-)
and yes we were all high.
WebTV users would be well advised to be very careful with their email until this problem is resolved.
I'd one up you on that, and advise WebTV users to take their WebTV out to the back yard with a baseball bat. You know like on Office space.
Then, call the MS 1800 number and say that you found a fix.
Effected users are advised to delete the email and call Microsoft at 1-800-469-3288.
:-)
I wonder how they will get charged
They would be able to take a longer tea time.
Jolly Good.
That, and maybe he has fantasies about creating Terminators in the future to send back to our time to stop those who want to connect traffic lights to the internet.
Bull shit. The SEC is half full, which the President needs to fill (his job). The food and drug adminstration have been pleading with bush to fill missing leadership, also the Bush's job.
You can read about it at fool.com. I believe the article is called "Two Holes in Government"
Here are some responses you might get.
"I didn't even know they had ssh for windows servers"
"If you want to use ssh so badly why don't you turn that w2k box into a linux box? It will also turn that frown of yours upside down"
"well I guess your stuck paying the $565 aren't you ya jack ass - next time use linux"
Looks like good old Steve is back to his old self :-)
Wow, its great to see Steve suing again. I was wondering what happened to him. You know? I can still remember the time he sued me.
Yep, those were the good o'l days.
before I get bashed by you guys, thats "Suits" not "suites".
:-)
but now I wonder what a penguin suite would look like.
No word on whether there were any penguins seen leaving the building.
That was the punishment for not being profitable. Not only were the 200 employees fired, but they were forced to where penguin suites as they were escorted out.
I didn't see slashdot verfing anything in this post. Besides, if this story/rumor is posted on /. maybe a reader will have more insight as to what's going on and get modded up. That's what's so cool about slashdot.
The other thing is when things go bad in Linux land people unite and support. I would like to see your explanation as to why this story will hurt them more as opposed to helping them (if they are indeed in trouble).
Maybe he felt that a grading system would be to harsh and decided that all the vendors are special in ther own special way. :-)
playing games on the IMAX Dome screen on weed|coke|acid!
I always have to take it to the next level.
With this acquisition, Symantec will offer customers the most comprehensive, proactive early warning system across the broadest range of threats.
Does that include threating emails from ex-girl freinds?
Cause if soo Sign me up!
my $poophead = "Over the course of my career I have come to the rather firm opinion that you are not worth much as a coder if you do not know regular expressions. I don't care what language(s) you're proficient in, or if you've memorized every single design pattern the GoF has ever conceived, of do 4 foot by 6 foot UML diagrams in your head. If you can't do regexps then you're missing a basic skill. I bought Friedl's book a couple of years ago, and although I wound up not using man of the Perl related stuff the rest of the book helped me out immensely.
A programmer without knowledge of regular expressions is like a carpenter without a hammer."
$poophead =~ s/\sI\s/me the poophead/;
print "$poophead\n";
That ought to tide Peru over for a couple of days.
alcohol may reduce Alzheimers
Then, how do you explain that guys post above?
I definetly don't get drunk and play crossword puzzles.
You docters have been telling us to drink 8 glasses of gravy a day. -Homer S.
Just replace "Bill Gates" with "L.Bob Rife" and the "Internet" with the "Metaverse" and you will see that the Snow Crash prophesies have come true.
Good point,
and let us not forget the classic Herby Handcock video "rocket" where there was a whole fleet of robots playing instraments.
He's from Bellvue, WA apparently :-)
which is right next to Redmond, most Microsofties live in Bellvue.
So, I'm just saying its probably justified is all
Man, you know how many beers that could have gotten me at the baseball game? ...Like 4.
Now, before you did that did you ask yourself:
"Is this good for the company?"
Here's the stradegy you can use.
Walk up like you want to play the game. Its important to look super excited. Play for about a minute, say something like "hey you know what would make this game better?", than pause the game, look up slowly and deck him/her right in the face. Bust out your knife to unhook the system from the person thats laying lifelessly on the ground, take the system and run back to your home, strap it to your best friend and unpause the game.
Enjoy!!