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The Open Source Cookbook?
InspectorPraline asks: "I'm currently working on a cookbook that is intended to provide good food at a reasonable price - the kind of stuff you'd make before sitting down for a long coding session, with the occasional idea that would feed a LAN party. I've got some ideas I can put down, but the book would be quite thin, so I thought I'd put the call for submissions to Slashdot. I'm calling it 'The Open Source Cookbook,' and I'd release it under the GFDL, in PDF, ASCII text, and Word formats. Of course, I'd take submissions as comments here or via email. I'd 'publish' the book via the web once I got enough submissions to make the book at least about 40-50 pages in length or 30 recipes (whichever comes last), and as submissions came in I'd update the book. Anyway, I'm asking for submissions for the book, which could be recipes for dinners, lunches, even drinks. Two webpages that will serve as temporary homes for the project can be found here and here, and those addresses list my email as well as some submission guidelines. So, any ideas, folks?" Hey, if you ever wanted to share your favorite dishes with geeks around the world, this might be the way to do it. What great dishes have you prepared?
I guess no one ever told the Slashdot editors not to play with their food... :)
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
I've got this amazing penguin dish...
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for the poor sysadmin of his email server. :-/
It's gonna get SPAM Raped *AND* Slashdotted at the same time
Aren't all cookbooks by their very design 'open source'?
I am artificially intelligent.
... the first post fry, some Gnu Stew beowulf tiered chocolate cake, Linux Lassi and some Apple Pie. If you are lucky you may get a recipe for Microsoftie ice cream ;)
Open source cookbook?.... Mmmm....tastes like burning....
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
Ars Technica Cookbook of Bachelor Chow. (From this slashdot story.
too lazy to look it up now, but I remember a
bachelor cookbook posted at arstechnica about
a year ago or so.
You mean, like a bowl of popcorn?
The greatest thing in the world, is a nice MLT- mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that.
why not just make a web page with a database full of the recipes... let me log in and customize what recipes i want, and then create my own pdf/ascii/doc of my CUSTOMIZED cookbook?
MARIJUANA, SHROOMS, X: ONLINE?! - E
Somewhere on the ArsTechnica forums you will find a cookbook that was created by the members there. There were some pretty good suggestions, and some pretty bad ones as well
- WeaselGod
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet turbines
Keep us informed on this, it sounds interesting. I have no recipe but I'd like to give it a read when it's done.
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Ramen noodles drained of fluid and mixed with plenty of cheese wiz.
True genius is grasping a situation like a peice of fruit, and peircing it just right so that it drains dry.
Ahhh, the good old days.
Mawk Chicken anyone?
An "Open Source Cookbook" would simply be a list of local pizza delivery places, and the hours they're open.
;-)
Real geeks don't cook, they code.
This is my post. There are many others like it. If you don't like what you read here, go try one of the others.
1 Can of campell's Cream of Potato soup (with 1 can of milk)
1 Can Chunky Baked Potato w/bacon & chives
1 Can Baxter's Potato and Leek soup
Mix it all together, and slow-cook it for about 20 minutes (boil it for at least 5), add salt/pepper to taste!
Get the phone book. Look up a nearby pizza joint. Order. Voila! No fuss food.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
Might check the following when Slashdot did an earlier article on a "Geek Food" cookbook by arstechnica.
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http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/01/14232
if you are putting together an open source cookbook, doncha think you should post your initial batch of recipes?
That Other Site did an almost exact article many months ago called Code Food that's worth looking at. Their aim was stuff that was relatively quick, stored well, and could be easily done in big batches. There's some genuinely good recipes in there too :)
I have a 250M MealMaster database with about
100,000 recipes if you would like a copy.
I admit that it would be hard to prune it down to 30 recipes. Mealmaster was an old DOS program. We used to collect these through FIDO.
The database is fully searchable with keywords assigned to each recipe. I haven't seen a better recipe database since.
http://ars.flyingember.com/
4 1 not too long ago...
Which was discussed here:
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/01/14232
I'll put up my stick-to-your-ribs recipe for biscuits and gravy after I finish my thesis....
I am concerned about any program, any piece of hardware, any treaty, any law that treats me as a consumer, not a citizen
I'm not sure if this is a clinical fact, but for me personally, eating and coding doesn't work. My brain turns to mush and it's a distraction. In fact, I find I do my best coding on an empty stomach. On ocassion I'll have a jug of water handy, but other than that, for me food + code = more bugs than a Windoze OS.
Eddy.WriteLinux.Com
I think I ordered one of those at McFatonalds once. It was rather fatty.
That's my favorite LAN party drink by far....the Red get's you up while the vodka makes the killing oooooh so easy.....
what is with this sudden obsesion /. has with food. I thought all we needed was a pack of doritoes and jolt cola :s
Don't worry! Everything is getting nicely out of control....
Food for coding sessions, say you? Things which are easy to cook, readily available ingredients?
I code; you want me to cook too? What, and have the circus people after me? ("It codes in 5 different languages AAAAAND it cooks lasagna! Step closer!")
Thanks. If you have a list of phone numbers for fast food delivery places, I'm your man, though.
God didn't create all this in 6 days AND cook. _Someone_ must have been delivering, even back then.
Blearf. Blearf, I say.
look at their web site.
I'm the stranger...posting to
Jeez.
...they order delivery sushi!
Mmmm.....delivery sushi in San Francisco.......
I am watching the counter go up and up and up and up... at the third link. It's really amazing!
Before I got married I ate the following.
Tuna Mac
1 can of tuna
1 can of macaroni and cheese
1 tsp black pepper
Cook macaroni like you normally would. When done cooking drain tuna and mix with macaroni. Pepper to taste.
Dennisons Chili Chimichanga's
1 Can of dennisons chilie
3 cups of shredded cheese
6 flour tortilla's
Use equal amounts of cheese and chili and wrap the ends. Fry in a pan till golden brown.
Chili Relleno's
2 tblspoons of flour
1 egg white
1 Can of whole green chili's
Cheese cut into sticks.
Mix the flour and egg white. Stuff the chili pepper with a stick of cheese, then dip in the batter. Fry in a pan until it is brown and the cheese is melted.
Open source Salsa
Everyone brings the hottest chili's they can find. Add tomato paste and chilis to a food processor. Mix until you have a nice salsa like texture. Have a contest to see who can eat the most.
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Rack of goatse.cx
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
While we're on the subject of cooking, why don't you whip up a real server for the cookbook?
Honestly--putting something on geocities and linking to it from slashdot...
Less time in culinary class, more time in networking 101.
The best cooks in the world dump things in until it looks, feels, and tastes right. Their measuring cup is a scoop only. It takes YEARS of practice to get this good, I've managed to do a few meals this way that turned out great, but many that were about what you can get anywhere, and a few disasters.
Good cooking takes time. Be prepared to spend time at it. It is all worth it when you get a compliment from someone you want to impress. (S.O. or clients) However you have to make the mistakes on your own first. (The good S.O. will wait them out, the clients never will)
Note though that there are a few things that tolerate NO variance at all, and you must get them perfect. In those cases make sure you measure by weight, not volumn.
My boyfriend introduced me to this delicious, no-bake confection, which can be found commercially, but it's simple to make them on your own. There are a couple of different recipes; the essentials are a base composed largely of graham cracker crumbs, chopped nuts, and coconut, topped with a layer of custard, with chocolate spread atop that. I haven't the recipe with me, however.
hyacinthus.
Been there, done that
Not an EXACT duplicate, but the answer to his question is "rip off every recipe mentioned in this book".
Been done.
Wanna do it better? Listen to the poster who said you should make a web accessible database of recipes. Then anyone can search based on available ingredients ("what can I make with this crap in my pantry?"), dish-name ("what can I bring to a theme-potluck?"), and holiday affilation (obvious applications).
Austin is more fun than Dallas.
>> good food at a reasonable price - the kind of stuff you'd make before sitting down for a long coding session
I would like to beat you about the head with a large frying pan, you pathetic wannabe, wank-stain. "Long coding session", give me a fucking break, why did you have to work that in? Why don't you stop playing with your dick and instead concentrate on moving out of your parent's place. Real coders get one with business and *code*. btw what have you written during these long coding sessions? My guess is your sessions consist of jacking to bangbus mpegs. Loser.
The caffeine temporarily offsets the effects of the booze, but it gets metabolized faster - so you end up drinking a lot, thinking it isn't effecting you, and then the caffeine wears off. The booze hits very hard, very fast, when that happens. Not safe. And more importantly, Red Bull is vile stuff.
I'm the stranger...posting to
For a coder there are two types of food. Pizza Jolt Thats a well rounded meal.
(It's possible to make it about 5% better with real salsa, but the hell with it, I use Pace because I DON'T want to chop for an hour!)
1 large jar Pace brand medium picante sauce (yellow lid, the red lid stuff's too hot even for me!). Use the thick variety for dips if you can find it, as the lime juice makes it drippy otherwise.
2 large (Florida) avocados, ripe so they peal easily.
Celantro, about 1 tablespoon, finely chopped.
Parsley, same quantity (optional, but the celantro is necessary!).
Juice of 2 limes or lemons (use one if you can't find the dip kind of Pace Picante).
Salt, pepper, and red hotsauce, to taste.
Fritos "Scoops" brand chips (no other kind will do!)
Mix Celantro, salt, pepper, hotsauce, and parsley with peeled avocados using a fork, while it is still too chunky add the picante sauce and keep mashing the mixture with a fork. Remember, you can easily add more picante, but it's tough to subtract, so make it for the person who likes "spicy" the least, if you're being polite. This recipe is great to modify slightly, my last batch was "garlic guac" because I had some roasted garlic left over -- delicious. Have fun.
JMR
Try e-gold - (contact me). I'm NOT e-
Here is a photo plus the recipe, in case anyone wants to link to it. It doesn't take much preparation but takes a long cooking time, so halfway through your all night coding session you'll have a good meal.
PostModern Casserole
Ingredients
1 package sobe noodles
1 green pepper
1 onion
1 measurement quinoa
2 measurements nutrional yeast
1 measurement thyme
1 quantity tempeh
1 spoonful rocoto salsa*
Preparation
Cut green pepper,onion and tempeh.
Fry the onion and tempeh on low heat in some oil.
Cook sobe noodles quite al dente.
Pour noodles and water into crock pot (you better not have too much water)
Dump pepper, onion, tempeh and quinoa into the crock pot.
Mix in thyme, rocoto and nutritional yeast.
Sprinkle layer of nutritional yeast on top of food.
Place lid on crock pot and leave on low for a few hours, or on high for less time.
It's done when the quinoa is cooked, there is no sitting water and you're hungry.
Optional
Add corn and calamata olives.
* not meant to be too hot. remember - good hot stuff is tasty first, hot second.
one more thing, it's vegan and has enough fiber for even CowboyNeal.
-f
www.blackant.net
Callamon wrote:
> but it's a really good and easy to make potato soup.
>
> 1 Can of campell's Cream of Potato soup (with 1 can of milk)
> 1 Can Chunky Baked Potato w/bacon & chives
> 1 Can Baxter's Potato and Leek soup
You can make potato soup out of nothing more than potato soup, potato soup and potato soup? Astonishing.
Perfectly Normal Industries
Okay, go in to 7-11, grab a big gulp cup and fill it with chili from the chili pump by the hot dog machine.
Now buy a bag of your favorite chips. When you get to the LAN party, lay your bag of chips flat, and cut the bad long ways up the middle, disection style. Now poor in the chili baby! While this certainly doesnt wont improve your online kill ratio, it will definately affect the offline kill ratio of those around you.
This might be a somewhat regional drink, since when i was out in PA last year i had to teach the bartender how to make one, and the guy next to me at the bar thought i was from kansas since i ordered one (kansas is sorta close to fargo i guess). but anyway to make a bulldog take a glass full of ice put a shot of vodka (or rum for a rumdog), a shot of kahlua, a shot of cream or half/half, and top the glass off with coke. Tastes like chocolate milk. mmmm
Wang33
PAGERANK++ Robsell.com
1 lb spaghetti, or other pasta
1 lb of hamburger
1 little can of tomato paste
about a cup of ketchup
about a cup of spaghetti sauce
about a half cup of water
1 onion
oregano
salt and pepper
-Chop up the onion into little pieces, or slivers, or whatever.
-Start the spaghetti boiling in a big pot.
-Brown the onions in a big skillet with a little butter or oil until they are cooked.
-Add the hamburger to the skillet with the cooked onions and brown that. Salt and pepper the hamburger.
-After the hamburger is done, add the water, oregano, tomato paste, spaghetti sauce, and ketchup. Don't skimp on the ketchup, it's the secret ingredient.
-Simmer that a while on very low heat
-after the pasta is done cooking, mix it up with the sauce.
-Eat.
It's a little tastier than the regular spaghetti sauce/hamburger and pasta combination. This recipie is open source. Feel free to modify the quantities and/or actual ingredients to suit your curiosity. If you serve it to friends and they like it, you are obligated to tell them how to make it if they ask.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
And it's already formatted for publishing!
Kids these days...
You mean ice cream plus alcohol is not food?
Don't Tread on OpenSource
This sounds like a great idea! Why didn't
someone think of this before.
Turns out they did. Google returns ~4,800
hits on the Usenet cookbook.
That ought to give you a good starting point.
One night while playing Talisman with a group of my friends, we discoverd that if you start oozing the easy cheese into a bowl of kettle korn. The string of cheese will not break off. It will pick up a bunch of the kettle corn where you than can dump the whole cheese string of kettle corn into your mouth. No fuss no muss.
:-)
and yes we were all high.
make a LOT of noodles, beans and chicken wings. put em in the freezer in small bags that are enough for one meal. then, when you want food, take the bag out, put it in the sink, pour some hot water on it for 5 mins and wait till it's ready. served with some sauce
Geeks cant cook for shit and we need something easy but good cus thinkgeek doesnt have drive-thru food :(
Delicious with Spaghetti Code.
Jeff
Ars made a bachelors cookbook a few months ago........ that might help...
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http://arstechnica.com/archive/newspro/news-arc
http://ars.flyingember.com/
SONY. Because caucasians are just too damn tall.
You need per person:
Start boiling water (as this is the the task that takes longest to complete), put some salt in the water (a tablespoon).
Split the tomatoes open, get rid of all the watery goo and seeds so only the firm flesh of the tomatoes remain. Chop them as finely as you can be bothered to.
Put some oil in a frying pan, put the pan on the heat and finely chop the garlic. Put the garlic in the pan, and then before it turns brown (that is after 10 seconds) add the tomatoes.
When the water boils, add the pasta. If you don't turn down the heat very much, so the water continues to boil violently you don't have to stir very much ;-)
Keep stirring the tomatoes around until they turn soft and start looking a bit like sauce. Check if the pasta is finished by getting a strand out of the boiling water once in a while and biting it. If it doesn't have a hard core, it's finished.
Get rid of the water for the pasta. Add tomatoes to pasta, add some extra virgin olive oil and stir. Put on plates, sprinkle with grated chese and some leaves of basil if available...
There you go, one of my favourite easy dishes...
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Why do you need an entire cookbook to write "A bag of chips and a frozen pizza?"
In all seriousness, I don't know how useful this'd be, but I'd print out a copy just for the heck of it...
1 Box of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese
1 Can Campell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 can of Starkist Tuna in spring water
1/4 cup butter
1/2 cup milk
Some crushed potato chips (ruffles work best)
Preheat oven to 350. Boil and drain the noodles (do not rinse).
Mix in the cheese powder, milk, butter, tuna, and soup with the noodles, and pour into a casserole dish.
Sprinkle a layer of crushed potato chips on top. Bake uncovered at 350 for 30-45 minutes.
Use more butter if you want it a little sweeter, and more milk if you want it creamier.
1 cup of whole milk
1 cup of chocolate ice cream
1 cup of sugar
5 tbsp of chocolate syrup
750g of semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup of chopped celery
Melt the chocolate chips in a double boiler on low. Once melted, slowly stir in sugar.
Empty the cup of ice cream into a small bowl and blend the it with the cup of whole milk. Once thick and frothy, pour the syrup evenly over the top of the mix.
Finally, discard the small bowl and eat the cup of celery. If you actually looked at that recipe above and thought "That sounds like a good recipe" you probably need the celery.
My personal favorite is nachos. Any topping will work. There's a really good store for spicy chips, salsa, nacho cheese and chipotle bean dip. I first discovered this place in Door County, Wisconsin. Their online store is here.
We're Doomed
(10-15) Cups Grits, Hot
(1) Natalie Portman
Slather until well covered.
Enjoy!
Take 2 chicken breasts, boil them in water until cooked thoroughly.
Drain water, dice into small, bite size chicken pieces. It's ok to kind of shred it into chicken fragments.
Add 1 stick of Philly Cream Cheese, 1 16oz. bottle of your favorite salsa.
Cook over low heat until cream cheese melts. Stir frequently.
Serve with tortilla chips.
This makes the best salsa you'll ever taste in your life, plus it only takes about 15 minutes. Perfect for the LAN party, or just for munchies for any occasion. Try it, it's really simple to make and tastes awesome. All of my friends that have tried it begged me to tell them how to make it, even the ones that don't know how to cook.
"When the president does it, that means it's not illegal." - Richard M. Nixon
I've also cooked hot dogs using 1000W heat guns for heat-shrink tubing. Not as much fun as using 120V, but still very effective.
One of the members over at Ars Technica has done a similar thing by compiling a PDF of bachelor chow from their forums:
http://ars.flyingember.com/Ingredients:
Top-Ramen or other brand - Pork Flavor.
Worstishire Sauce - to taste (1 tea-spoon)
Sugar to taste (1 tea-spoon)
Prepare:
Boil noodles until tender, drain, add half of flavoring packet
Add Werstishier sauce and sugar to taste. Mix to coat and enjoy.
Cultural Note: Worstishire sauce is a western copy of Ease-Asian fish sauce. It shares the same roots as English Brown Sauce and Tomatoe Ketsup and Portuguese Fish Sauce.
Real dried Yakisoba can be purchased at most Japanese food stores - It's made by Nissin and has the English word 'BIG' written large on the package.
This recipe is primarily for those who live far from said store.
Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.
attn. everyone here: RecipeTroll (parent of this post) has a large selection of recipes in his user history. read, cook, enjoy.
sulli
RTFJ.
... but it was gone. Bugger.
o ease of preparation -- so you know whether you're really up for it when it's later than you want to be using your brain for much
o calorie count -- I'd love to see a book with a list of all of its recipes arranged by total calories (in an appendix of course; wouldn't make a very good basic organization)
o basic taste category -- each item might be in more than one category, but they could include things like:
o Origin -- by part of the world, and if possible, time-frame. I like cookbooks that have lots of lore about the foods they describe.
o Time to Prepare, with categories like:
o Messiness:
Good luck with this project!
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I'm no nutrition expert, but what I do know is that if you're about to start a long coding run you're going to need some food that'll give you a good slow release of energy and isn't too heavy so it won't make you feel drowsy. I am speaking, of course, of pasta.
Tuna Mayonnaise Pasta
1 small tin of tuna
2 tblsp mayonnaise
100g pasta
Boil the pasta as directed. Meanwhile empty the tuna into a bowl, mash with a fork, and mix in the mayonnaise. When the pasta is cooked, stir in the tuna mayonnaise mixture.
You can also add some finely chopped spring onion, or sweetcorn, or peas, or anything you like, to liven it up a bit.
This is probably my all-time favourite recipe. It's incredibly simple and quick, it tastes great and I've produced some of my best work on it. :-)
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Karma: Chameleon (you come and go)
...a recipe for CmdrTaco(s).
Nothing is cooler than seeing the 'fiction' taken out of science fiction.
Crumbs'n'cheese
Prep Time: 2 minutes
Instructions:
Take one (1) almost empty doritos bag.
Crush all the remaining chips into a very small pieces while still in the bag
Pour the crushed contents of the bag into a cereal bowl
Add generous amounts of sharp cheddar cheese
Mix thoroughly (hand mix for best results)
Microwave on high for thirty (30) seconds.
Stir (do not hand stir, contents will be hot)
Microwave on high for an additional thirty (30) seconds.
Remove from microwave and enjoy.
This recipe is released for licence under the GRL (GNU Recipe License).
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P.S. Don't let your significant other see you doing this.
---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
You can't have an open-source cookbook without the ever-famous Nieman Marcus cookie recipe:
2 cups butter
4 cups flower
2 tsp. soda
2 cups sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal**
24 oz. chocolate chips
2 cups brown sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 8oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
2 tsp. vanilla
** measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!
-a
How to rationalize theft.
All the programmers at my workplace have been turned on to sushi lately -- finally, food you can order that doesn't exasperate that ulcer that any programmer who has gone through a few product cycles in the games industry is bound to develop...
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You know on first glance i really thought this story was about the Anarchist Cookbook, freely available on the net etc...Oh well.
Anyway here's my suggestions:
Coffee with chocolate melted into it
Coffee and Red Bull
Who needs food anyway?
Everything sucks except musicandstuff
go to:
:-)
http://eserver.org/recipes/
Just to show my age and how old an idea this is, I remember when you used to be able to get the USENET Cookbook in unix man page format. Now that's what I call a geeks cookbook
Taco Bell. Perfect for cheap geeks looking to slaughter each other at a LAN party. Scrape some money together and send someone to get some of those 10 packs of tacos or burritos. Works every time. Oh and plenty of Mountain Dew.
is truly even better
Take a tortilla and cover it with cream cheese. The put some minced green chiles and black olives on top. Heat it up slightly to make it a little warm and easy to roll. Roll it up like in a log, and cut it like sushi. Serve flat so that you can see the spiral. Easy and cheap to make, and it tastes wonderful!
You can obviously do this with more than one tortilla if you want more yeild.
Shouldn't that be "Open Sauce"?
This is one I used to whip out after the AD&D games broke up......It's actually realllllly good.
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can tuna
toast.
make the soup.
dump in the tuna
make the toast
pour the tuna/mushroom stuff over the toast.
It's bizarre, but good.
Of course there is always Ramen with Bac-o's
Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
Anyway, the biggest and best recipe archive is SOAR (Searchable Online Archive of Recipes) which used to be hosted at Berkeley and is now here.
How could they miss the Gallery of Regrettable Food?
http://ars.flyingember.com/
There are some pretty good recipes in there!!!
Check it out!
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Put pork chops in a pan with the heat turned on to medium. Season them on one side. Cook them until they're done on that side and flip them over. There will be a lot of juice in the pan because the heat isn't high enough for it to burn off. The pork chops get really tender and taste really good.
Beafy Beanie Weenie
cooking time 5 minutes
1 can Cambells Condensed Beef Soup (don't add water)
1 can Pork & Beans (this replaces the water)
3 Hotdogs cut up in little circles
Add hot sauce to your taste
Mix together in a large pan or bowl
Heat the pan on the stove or pour into smaller bowls and heat in the Microwave
oven
This is very fast and very tasty fo those long coding nights where you forgot
to eat...
We are Dead Stars looking back Up at the Sky
Microwave a package of cream cheese and a can of chili together (stirring occaisionally) and serve as a tasty chili-cheesy dip. May be addictive, add tortilla chips to keep hands clean.
Comic Book Guy: "There is no Groening in my store."
What I would like to see in a cookbook is the basics, the stuff you need to understand whatever you are preparing. For example :
Good flavor associations that allways work (rice and fish, fish and white wine, white wine and stir fried green veggetables, etc...)
Get a great taste out of left overs (stir fry old soggy veggetables, turn anything into a soup with miso paste and oyster sauce, etc)
How to give 'balance' to a meal (only one meat, alternate strong and soft, salty/sweet/bitter flavours, alternate textures, etc)
etc...
Maybe O'Reilly could publish Food, the definitive guide with a stuffed turkey on the cover.
Any geek worth his salt just orders out pizza and gets back to coding. Lazy cooking bastard! In my day we didn't even leave to go the bathroom, we just ... well that's another story I guess.
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. -Ghandi
1 pound of ground beef
1 packet of taco seasoning
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 head of iceburg lettuce
2 ripe tomatoes
1 large onion
1 medium bottle of french dressing
1 medium bag of nacho chips (Doritos work great)
16 ounces of cheddar cheese, diced or shredded.
Brown and drain the ground beef. Add the taco seasoning and the garlic powder to the browned beef. Set aside and allow to cool.
Shread the lettuce. Dice the tomatoes and the onion and add to the lettuce.
Coarsely crush the nacho chips. Leave them in the bag until you are ready to serve the salad.
Just before serving, combine all of the ingredients in a large bowl and toss gently. Make sure to evenly distribute all ingredients.
The key is to do all the steps separately and then combine them just before you serve. This makes the salad still crunchy and that's when it tastes best
This recipe is very popular at lan parties and cookouts. It makes a large amount of taco salad, but it gets eaten quickly.
Sapere aude!
There is a great archive of recipes (more than 70,000) at RecipeSource. It's free, searchable, well-organized, and you can submit recipes too.
Before you ask, yes, they WOULD allow a cookbook. They do host documentation projects, too. This merely documents doing stuff with food.
Note to M1-ers: a curt but otherwise insightful message is not "Flamebait" or "Troll".
PIZZA
Ingredients:
- Money
- Telephone
- Phone Book
Directions:is www.ilovecheese.com
Beer Bread is a VERY simple recipe. I will share it here.
3 Cups of Flour
2 Tablespoons of Sugar
1 Packet Yeast
1 Stick of butter
1 Can of Beer
Let the beer sit until warm. Open it and pour in the yeast. Add the sugar. Stir. Let sit for a minute.
Melt 1/2 stick of butter.
Pour flour, beer mixture, and melted butter into a bowl. Stir into batter. Kneed with additional flour until it forms a nice ball.
Let rise. (an hour or 2)
Put into greased bread pan.
Melt other half of stick of butter, pour over dough.
Cook at 300 for a hour or until a knife stuck in comes out clean.
(Note: Amount of sugar and rising time can vary, but use this unless you have got the hang of making bread. It's not hard.)
Go here and learn to cook spam.
Why do you need a cookbook for a coding session or lan party?
The phone is God in this case, as it is THE resource for anything that is holy... er, you can call the local pizza place and get a delivery.
As for a coding session for any reason, anything microwavable works. Or chocolate... I could live off that. Or anything caffiene. Or soda.
Why cook when you can be a lazy bum eating freeze dried food out of a foam cup?
... if I'm wrong. But aren't ALL cookbooks open source?!?! What is the point if they don't share the recipe with you?
Ok, today I'm going to be creating a fantastic chocolate cake with raspberry sauce... What? A recipe? Ha! You fool, why would I want YOU to learn how to make this?
I dunno, Captain Obvious, what do you think?
Heh..
"PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
Here's a winner that I always make and doesn't break the budget. Take a couple of bars of softened cream cheese, blend well with a tub of real sour cream. Spread out on large platter. (About 1/2" thick) Spread favourite salsa over top. Mince green onions, sprinkle evenly over salsa. Mince baby shrimp, spread evenly over green onions. Shred marble cheese (or whatever floats your boat) and sprinkle over top. (If you wish, I sometimes sprinkle diced jalapenos over it too.) Serve with tortilla chips. Get funky, blue or black tortillas are cool. Try to eat as much as you can. I can't even imagine how fast it would go at a LAN party. Call it Unreal Dip. :)
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell, 1984
40-50 pages in length or 30 recipes (whichever comes last)
Uh, doesn't that mean 40-50 pages in length and 30 recipes?
Fill it full of maps to Taco Bell. Its the favorite lan party chow around here cuz its open 24/7.
I think we'd all enjoy a nice cold beverage. -David Letterman
cpan mpaa riaa drm icann gnome kde html slip ppp jpeg gif.... alphabet soup, serve hot....
Hummus:
6 cups chickpeas
10 cloves garlic
1 1/3 cups tahini
1 1/3 cups olive oil (not extra virgin - it's too strong)
1/2 cup lime (or lemon) juice
2-4 Tbsp cumin
pinch of parsley (optional)
salt/pepper to taste
water as needed for blending
Put everything except the tahini in a blender, adding just enough water to allow the blender to do the job. After thoroughly blended,pour into large bowl and stir in the tahini. The tahini will thicken the hummus.
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Dressing:
1 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup olive oil
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 cup mustard
Blend well.
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Spread hummus in a tortilla and add lettuce, cucumber, tomato, pickle, bell and/or hot peppers, carrot, onion, garlic, etc. Add dressing to taste.
How can it be released in word format? As an open source endevour, it really should be released in RTF instead. PS: I know i can't spell...
i scrolled halfway down the first page, and am yet to find a post that didn't qualify for -1 offtopic.
::hands down:: wheat thins and cheez whiz (that canned stuff that for some reason is always under high pressure)
Take hot dogs, and slice them down the middle lengthwise. Lay them out flat, and spoon some mashed potatoes on them, then sprinkle grated cheddar cheese on top. Broil them in the oven until the cheese is melted and sort of crispy, then enjoy!
Is the recipe for OpenCola in there?
Got Athlon?
This is a really delicious pizza, not like anything you've tasted before. Most people eat it and ask how to make it, before even realizing it's meatless. You could probably throw some boiled, cubed chicken on there if you want to.
Here goes:
Fresh Salsa:
1 large tomato
1 can chopped green chiles (it's a small can)
1 large white onion
1 can sliced black olives
1/3 cup chopped fresh cilantro (it's really cheap and available at any store)
Salt and pepper
Chop everything up and mix it in a bowl. Cover and refrigerate for as long as you can before making the pizza. A couple hours would be best, but it's still ok made right before.
Preheat oven to 400.
Pizza Crust (a good crust for any pizza, even sliced into breadsticks)
For a thick crust, double everything.
1 cup warm water
1 tbsp. yeast powder (1 packet)
1 tsp. salt
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tbsp. vegetable oil
All-purpose flour (NOT self-rising!)
Mix everything except the flour into a large bowl. Begin stirring in flour until it reaches dough consistency, it's going to be somewhere around four cups, more or less. For non-bread-makers, it's going to be squishy and sticky, kind of stretchy. Knead the dough (squish and fold on a floured surface, throw some flour on top) until you have a smooth ball of dough. Roll this out into the size of your pizza pan, fold over the edges so it doesn't hang over.
The Pizza:
Fresh Salsa (above)
Pizza Crust (above)
2 cups grated Montery Jack cheese
1 cubed avocado
Cumin
Put down the pizza crust on the pan, cover the bottom with cheese, then spread the salsa and avocados on top. Lightly dust with cumin right from the shaker. Bake the pizza for about 18-22 minutes, or as long as it takes for the crust to turn a light brown.
One of the best pizzas I have ever eaten. It's not as hard as it sounds, you really spend a total of 30 minutes in the kitchen, max.
...
This has already been done, in the form of the
uxc.cso.uiuc.edu:/pub/recipes.tar.Z: /pub/culture/recipes/recipes.tar.Z
Usenet cookbook. Here's some info I found from
a really old usenet post. Hopefully it isn't
too out-of-date:
FTP sites of "Classic-usenet-cookbook":
switek.uni-muenster.de:/pub/misc/recipes.tar.Z
nic.funet.fi
(examples from archie) and many others.
Info:
The "Classic-usenet-cookbook" in LaTex can be found at:
sifon.cc.mcgill.ca:/pub/recipes/tex/*.tex.Z
To view the roff-formatted recipe (Using Unix), you write,
%nroff -man tmac.recip Cheese-kake | more
To make a plain-text copy of a roff recipe, you write,
%nroff -man tmac.recip Cheese-kake > Cheese-kake.txt
If you have groff (Gnu-roff), you can make a postscript copy,
%groff -man tmac.recip Cheese-kake > Cheese-kake.ps
tmac.recip is distributed with the "Usenet-cookbook"
The above technique can be used to format dig.XXX.rec kind of recipes
(fdvw233 - FoodView-recipes).
This can be used to start you on your way.
Good Luck!
Should that not be 'open sauce' ?
If you're coding in BASIC, you cook Sphagetti.
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food is bad... or is this more for artificial stuff?
Luke-Jr
That recipe is downright inconceivable!
Karma: Non-Heinous
Ingredients:
1/2 to 1 lb Ground beef
1 Can Refried Beans
2 Rolls Instant Biscuits (them flaky ones rock!)
1 Packet Taco Seasoning (Ortega)
4 cups graded Cheddar Cheese
Press biscuits on bottom of a greased(Pam) 9"x14" pan until covered. Cook hamburger following directions on Taco seasoning mix. Mix in refried beans. Spread Taco meat/bean mix over biscuits. Evenly spread grated cheese over top. Cook following biscuit instructions (usually about (400-425F) or until cheese begins to bubble and turn brown.
Serve with salsa, chopped lettuce, onions, tomato, etc. Quick and easy recipe that serves at least four people.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
If you really want simple, put a slab of beef in a pot of boiling water (that's what the english do). It tastes terrible.
Really, if I can offer the suggestion, what you should do is provide a section on how to LEARN how to make basic preparations. How to fry, how to braise, how to mince. How to season properly, and with what seasonings for different ethnic varieties. Having that sort of knowledge will let you cook well even without a recipe!
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Perfect for college students and people who can't afford/don't want to pay for more expensive food, there's always the Ramen Recipe Database (quick link to all recipes). Over 200 recipes and counting. It's amazing what people can do with Ramen when they try. Ramen by itself may not be all that nutritious, but with a little imagination you can make a full meal out of one of those little $0.15 packages.
For this you will need:
One room, which you will not leave.
Soothing music.
Tomato soup, ten tins of.
Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold.
Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of.
Magnesia, milk of, one bottle.
Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins.
Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography.
One mattress.
One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus.
One television and one bottle of Valium.
Bon apetit!
Why don't you do that yourself?
(See why the open source community can't provide a good user-friendly OS? Cuz all the people who complain about it refuse to actually fix it... the point of Open Source is to give you a chance to shit or get off the pot.)
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You could create an RTF version. The current versions of MS-Word tend to understand that (search engine users: this is 2002, I can't avoid being wrong in the future).
Flame away, but... Isn't this quite indicative of the "me too!" attitude so often exhibited in the Open Source world, and the lack of focus, pragmatism and prioritization that goes along with it? Seems to me that recipes are right up there with porn in terms of number of available resources. Doesn't the internet itself qualify as the greatest [free] recipe book of all time? Can you beat it?
Get some left over BBQ chicken and pull the meat off the bone.
Put some olive oil on some tortillas and put them on a baking sheet. Place some chicken on the tortillas along with plenty of Kraft Mexican cheese. Put in the oven until the cheese melts.
Carefully, flip one tortilla over onto the other to make a Quesadilla.
You can make a few up and then just nuke em in the microwave when you're hungry. Bring plenty of guacamole too. Or you can just go to Taco Bell
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A long time ago before Usenet was only useful for p0rn and warez there was the Usenet Cookbook. It was distributed in the newsgroup rec.food.recipes. The moderator put together a set of troff macros and templates and people posted recipes to the group. The moderator would edit the postings and release a couple of recipes a week (to save bandwidth).
Copies are still floating around the net this seems like a good place to start. I printed the whole thing out several years ago and it took a couple of packages of paper.
The difference between Canada and the USA is that in Canada healthcare is a right and gun ownership is a privilege.
PIZZA
Ingredients:
Telephone
Phone book.
Directions:
1:wait for 45 minute base closure.
2:call dominoes
3:place order
4:wait 40 minutes
5:get pizza free.
of course its no longer free if later then 30 minutes, but we sure ate a lot of pizza for free!
we always tipped well.
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mashed potato (home made is best but powdered works in a pinch.)
1 pkg frozen mixed veggies
a fair amount of your favorite cheese
paprika, salt and pepper to taste
prepare mashed potatoes and veggies according to directions on their respective packages, drain veggies and mix with potatoes. lay down a layer of the potatoe/veg mix in a casserole dish, then a layer of cheese, alternating until you top the dish (finish with a cheese layer). sprinkle some paprika on top of the cheese for color and a bit of taste and pop in the oven for long enough to melt the cheese.
sticks to your ribs, is good enough for the next day and works as a side dish or a main dish in it's own right.
FreeBSD for the impatient.
for Marinating
6 prawns
chilli powder
turmeric powder
salt & limejuice: all to taste
2 tsp virgin oil
Masala
3 tsp coconut oil
¼ tsp mustard seeds
5-6 curry leaves
2 slit green chillies
1 tsp ginger
½ tsp chopped garlic
½ chopped onion
1 tbsp coriander powder
1 tsp red chilli powder
¼ tsp crushed black pepper
¼ tsp turmeric powder
½ chopped tomato
¼ up coconut milk
salt to taste
Marinate the prawns for 10 minutes in a mix of chilli powder, turmeric powder, salt & limejuice. Heat oil in pan and sauté the marinated prawns on a low flame for 5 minutes. Once done, keep aside.
For the main preparation, heat oil in a pan and crackle mustard seeds. Add curry leaves, green chillies, ginger , chopped garlic, chopped onion, coriander powder, red chilli powder, crushed black pepper, turmeric powder, chopped tomato. Sauté till onions turn brown.
Now add the prawns and cook for 5 minutes with the lid on. Now remove the lid and cook for another 5 minutes to allow the gravy to reduce to a semi dry consistency. The dish is ready when the prawns have turned dark brown in colour.
Now add coconut milk. Cook for another ½ a minute. Add salt to taste and serve with rice or bread.
Yummy..
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A legparnasom tele van angolnaval.
Change quantities as needed, I haven't made this in a while, so YMMV. This is an 'original' recipe, which I'm going to GPL here ;)
;)
1 cup rice (best rice 'Baldo', impossible to find here in North America, second best 'Arborio' very easy to find in the 'ethnic' section of the supermarket) stay away from instant rice for this
2-4 cups of broth (depends from a lot of factors)
1 tbsp (or thereabouts) of butter or olive oil
1-2 cup(s) (total) of cheese(s) cubed in very small cubes, the more the cheese, the cheesier the result (no, really
seasoning to taste (usually 1tsp of a mix of herbs with oregano)
Have the broth ready and warm in a pot next to the pot you'll make the risotto in.
Put the butter/oil in a pot (non-stick) and melt it, then dump the rice in and fry it for a few minutes, the objective is to enhance the flavour, not really to cook it. Keep the heat to 3/4 I'd say.
After the frying is done, pour about a ladle (1/2 cup to a cup) of hot broth in the pot on top of the rice, and stir things around with a wooden spoon. During this phase of the preparation keep stirring at least every 30 seconds to a minute.
When the rice gets 'drier' (i.e. the broth you put in evaporated/got absorbed) add another ladle of broth, and keep going for about 12-14 minutes (can't be precise, it depends from the rice that you're using, trial and error is key here).
Don't ever 'drown' the rice, otherwise the temperature will go down and it won't taste as good: add about 1/2 cup of broth at a time tops.
About a minute or two before the time is up when the rice is moist but there's no broth floating around, you dump in all the chopped cheese and the herbs: stir vigorously for the remaining minute of cooking in order to mix things well and to get the cheese to melt. The consistency of the risotto will differ depending on how long you'll cook the cheese (obviously) for a mix of soft/hard cheeses, I'd say a minute is a good place to start.
Now turn off the stove and *immediately* cover the pot with a damp cloth, and leave it alone for about two to three minutes (this enhances the flavour quite a bit).
Take out and serve: if done right the rice will basically melt in your mouth with a subtle taste of cheese and herbs (consistency similar to sort of chunky mashed potatoes), every time I made this dish it was always a hit, and it's not hard at all once you've tried it a few times for yourself. You really have to get the timing right for the rice that you use and your stove/cheese combination, but once you nail that, you can cook this basically with your eyes closed.
-- the cake is a lie
What cookbook would be complete without a great chicken wing recipe?
Don't sweat the petty things. But do pet the sweaty things.
I like to mix three different brands of mac'n cheese 'cause any one of them is so bland. I've cooked along side highschool dropouts that can make potato soup from scratch tripping on acid with a hangover. Here's a serving suggestion:
Put your head in the oven and crank up the gas.p.s. I read you casserole recipe. Do you ever use anything fresh?
Take 1 chicken, put into pot. Pour in enough Coke (or Pepsi or whatever) to just about cover the chicken. Boil until the Coke turns to syrup. Done.
Rice is great, in that you can eat it for days, and it's relatively clean as long as you're reasonable while shoveling it in.
¾ cup of long grain rice
1 clove of garlic, diced
1 14oz can chicken broth
4 oz. tomato sauce
2 tbsp butter
1 anaheim or poblano chile - fried in butter or oil, peeled, and diced
¼ cup diced red bell peppers
1/3 cup white onions, chopped
½ teaspoon salt
1 tsp chicken base
Fry the chile and dice. Fry the peppers. Soak rice in a medium pot in VERY hot water for 10 minutes. Rinse in cold water, let excess water drain off.
In a blender, combine garlic, tomato sauce, ½ can chicken broth, chicken base.
Lightly brown the rice in the butter over medium heat. When the rice is golden brown, add the diced chiles, peppers and onions, and continue cooking until onions are translucent. Stir often and do not let stick.
Add broth mixture from blender and continue to cook for 7 minutes, stirring often.
Add remaining broth and salt. As soon as rice comes to a full boil, turn heat to low and cover for 20 minutes.
Stir, and cook an additional 5 minutes.
Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
Mix 2 eggs, 3 cups of flower, 1 cup sugar, 1 tbsp. salt in large mixing bowl until lumpy consistency. Leave to dry out in bowl, then throw away. Serves 0.
Nick Adams, as you may or may not know, is a frequent character in many Ernest Hemingway short stories. In one of these stories, this sandwich is well described. I now make it frequently -- it definately falls under the category of "comfort food."
First I fry the ham in the frying pan, letting it get pretty dry with slight signs of being cooked. Do not use oil for this.
After the ham is done put it aside. Put 1 pat of butter in the pan and let it melt. Over medium-high heat fry the egg(s) over hard. That is usually done by breaking the yolks after cooking the first side and flipping the egg.
When the egg is nearly done sprinkle shredded cheese on top and put the ham on the cheese. Place a slice of buttered, toasted bread on top of that.
After the cheese has melted, place the whole thing on the other piece of bread.
Voila! A Nick Adams Sandwich. Watch your waistline!
My Karma was at 49, then they switched to words. All that work for nothing!
Whats wrong with normal food!? Yes, I have been to lan party's and it's really not that hard to order pizza etc ore make microwave food. Anyway, you dont need a book fore it. =) Whay is it released in PDF and Word? Stupid non-free software. (hehe) Whay dont make man pages of it? =)
Okay,
;)
Take two eggs, break them into a bowl, add two tablespoons of milk per egg, and salt and pepper to taste.
Then, add half a teaspoon of curry powder and half a teaspoon of chilli powder or chilli flakes (more or less depending on the strength of the powder). Grate a cup of cheese in the bowl with the eggs etc.
At this point you can also throw in (as some friends of mine did) either tomato sauce/ketchup, worstershire sauce or soy sauce as well if you want.
Grab a frying pan, coat the bottom lightly with olive oil and throw in half a teaspoon of crushed garlic (more or less to taste) and half a small onion (diced). Fry them both, stirring briskly, until the onion has gone clear.
Then throw in the mixture from the bowl all at once, and fry until all the egg is cooked through (note, it wont ever cook as hard and clumpy as normal scrambled eggs due to the oil and fat from the cheese).
Stick it on a plate and return to the computer. you should be able to eat it one handed if you need to.
If you're a stereotypical nerd, who gets no exercise, has poor personal hygene and no friends this is perfect. The curry/chilli will make you sweat and the garlic will make you smell and noone will want to come near you!
L8r.
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This is the only lan party food recipe I've ever seen, so here goes. ...there is no step 3!
1) call dominoes
2) give pizza delivery guy money
3)
Spread bread crumbs on a plate. Mix ketchup and mayo in a bowl. If desired, flatten the chicken pieces by pounding them with a mallet or the palm of your hand. Dip chicken in ketchup-mayo mixture, then in bread crumbs. Arrange chicken pieces in a greased baking pan and bake at 375F for 20-30 minutes.
On the back of the package of some of the HP print cartridges, there is a recipe. I've never tried it, and I don't know if anyone else has, but it caught my eye one day. Whoever put it there must have been very proud of it . . .
:)
Here it is:
Chili Relleno Hors D'Oeuvres
Ingredients:
12oz can of chili peppers or pickled peppers
1 pound of cheddar or monterey jack
6 eggs
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cover the bottom of a flat 9"x9" baking dish with a layer of chili peppers or pickled peppers, slices or chunks. Cover peppers with grated cheese. Beat eggs until mixed. Pour over cheese and peppers.
Bake for 30 minutes or until firm in center.
Remove and let cool for 10 minutes, slice and serve.
Just go looking for HP ink cartridges (this one is the 51641A) and you'll be sure to see it. ENJOY!
Like all college students before me, I've come to realise that the time in which food takes to cook is more of a problem than difficulty of the recipe. Over or undercook something, only to find out later that, makes it tough to get it tasty. Based on a couple years of trial and error, here are two basic methods for cooking simple and cheap foods: angel hair and rice
Angel Hair for one:
1) Fill a pot about 3/4 of the way up with cold water
2) add a pinch of salt
3) bring water to a boil, covered, over high heat
4) take about one serving of angel hair out of the box. for me, this is about 1/4 to 1/3 of the box. Break the angel hair in half.
(Chefs would advise against breaking the pasta in half, but I've found pasta is less likely to stick together if broken)
5) When water comes to a boil, dump the pasta in, and let it cook uncovered for 5 minutes.
6) Strain and serve
Rice for one:
Rice is a bit tougher, since all store bought rice isn't the same, but this recipe works well for me. A serving of rice for one person is 1/2 cup. Make sure you have a heavy and relatively tight lid for the pot. If the lid has holes, or doesn't form a good seal, add up to 1/4 cup more water.
1) take a narrow pot, and add half a cup of rice to it.
2) add 3/4 a cup of water.
3) bring to boil, uncovered
4) when boiling, stir the rice, cover, and reduce heat to low
5) let it cook covered for 25 minutes.
6) serve and eat.
A few days ago, an article on The Brunching Shuttlecocks featured these three recipes. Really funny, and so true to life (my life at least...) Check that "Summertime Watermelon Sherbet," the "Salsa Fresca" and the "Omelet Florentine!"
I chop up the basil with a 10" cooks knife and it takes a while, but it is right and correct. The flavor bursts out when the pesto is chewed. That's the experience. Blender and store-bought pesto has the consistency of baby food, and the taste hits too hard before it is chewed.
About the garlic: In the springtime, green garlic might be available. If green garlic is used instead of garlic bulbs, then we're approaching nirvana. Sometimes Chinese groceries have green garlic in the winter.
What else? Some assholes put walnuts into their pesto. That's the lamest flavor for pesto. Bad. You have to use real pine nuts. They should be roasted a bit right on a dry frying pan -- just until their surface starts turning brown. Even the pine nuts are chopped and crushed with the cooks knife. Every piece of basil and garlic and pine nut is a different size. Good food accommodates all 5 senses.
I almost forgot. Romano cheese and not parmesan. Everything should be at room temperature. OK, here goes
Basil leaves
green garlic
pine nuts
extra-virgin olive oil
black pepper
Chop the basil leaves until they are a fine consistency, throw them into a bowl and cover with olive oil. Do the same with the garlic and put it in the bowl. Do not use too much garlic--taste for the correct amount. Roast the pine nuts, then chop and crush. Add to the basil leaves and adjust the amount of olive oil. Grate the cheese and add last. Add lots of cheese and add plenty of oil to keep it mushy. It should sit at room temperature coagulating for at least 1/2 hour.
"Only in their dreams can men truly be free 'twas always thus, and always thus will be."
--Tom Schulman
now the good thing about this... "Thing I invented" is, it goes perfectly with everything: pasta, rice, plain bread, ... :|
It's also much simpler to cook than you'd expect, and it's also done really fast. I usually wait longer for my rice to cook
If this thing has a real name, please let me know
If you have some more time you can serve the... "Thing I invented" with this "Other thing I made up"
Other thing I made up:
This is also something that's easily prepared, and it actually tastes good!
And now, something I didn't make up: Cacik (Turkish) aka Tzatziki (Greek)
I know this "cacik" must sound funny to people who have never had the privilege of tasting it, but damn... it goes so well with rice and meat (as a sidedish, instead of salad) but it's also a great snack
I suggest you give this stuff a try :) :)
Cheers!
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I know /. readers like grits, so here's an old family favorite. :)
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups grits -- white (not instant)
1 tablespoon salt
Heat the water to boiling in a large saucepan over medium heat. Pour in the grits very gradually, stirring the whole time to prevent lumps. Add the salt, reduce the heat to low (one or two bubbles should rise to the top at a time), and cook, stirring constantly, until tender, about 10 minutes. Grits should be as thick as oatmeal, not runny or stiff. If the grits get too thick toward the end of the cooking time, stir in a little hot water. Serve HOT.
These are simple things to make, that don't require cooking skills, take less than 15 minutes prep time, and are cheap. We're talking about geeks here. While I'm waiting for the casserole to finish I can be busy recompiling sendmail or something. ;)
I remember living off of raman, tuna casserole, and spaghetti for about a year when I first got married.. About all we could afford at the time.
Better yet: do one of the following:
It's nice for people to be able to see the work in progress, rather than you releasing a version every so often. It'd make them a lot more likely to keep contributing.
Finger food that does not have to be looked at to be eaten is a must. Taste and nutrition are ok if you're just a superficial foodie, and appearance and presentation are important for some ethnic restaurant fare notably french and japanese, but the engineering of the food is a must for fast paced, action packed environments. It may taste like dog barf, but when was the last time you had a fast food burger from one of the big three come apart on you? Probly back when you had hands that were smaller than it was.
Examples of well engineered food include: burritos, burgers, dogs, soft tacos, sandwiches, and of course actual fruits and vegetables (hard to believe you can eat stuff that grows right out of the dadgum ground, ain't it?).
"Only in their dreams can men truly be free 'twas always thus, and always thus will be."
--Tom Schulman
Chocolate Covered Taco!
(No name for it)
1 ounce of Green Tea leaves
2 quarts of water
1/4 ounce of honey
10,000 grams of Ginsegn
Bring water to boil. Place the Green Tea leaves in the water (don't put them in a filter of anykind). Allow to boil for 1hour then add the honey and ginsegn. Allow all of that to boil for another hour, then allow to cool.
It's also about food!
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Yeast is a fungus. Vegans eat fungus. While fungus is definitely "living", I would hesitate to call it "creatures", at the risk of being called dumb, which is what you are.
It's rare that you're presented with a knob whose only two positions are Make History and Flee Your Glorious Destiny.
Ingredients:
Penne or Tortellini, red sweet peppers, fresh mushrooms, frankfurter sausage, emental, single fresh cream.
Cook the penne or tortellini as you would normally do.
Chop a frankfurter up. Fry mushrooms, red sweet pickled peppers (called pimiento I think) and the sausage.
Once the pasta is ready, mix the pasta with what you fried.
Grate some sweet hard cheese, not too finely. Preferably use French/Swiss Emmental.
Put the cheese on top and then pour the single fresh cream.
Bon Appetit.
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Amen to that!
Take an old popcorn bucket from the movie theater, pop the pocorn into it, then spray on some canola oil, salt, shake around, and spray/salt one or two more times.
It's hardly a 'recipe', but then nothing I eat ever comes from anything more complicated than that. (ramen, potato soup with bread and cheese, etc)
And plenty of green tea and diluted coolaid!
Duct tape, XML, democracy: Not doing the job? Use more.
I can't believe nobody has suggested a variation on any of these recipes. (The originals, I assume, are copyrighted ;-)
"Biped! Good cranial development. Evidently considerable human ancestry."
The rec.food.recipes archive rec.food.recipes archive contains more information on this. It also contains examples of what sort of restrictions can be placed on the collection.
Since the GFDL is, essentially, a copyright license, I don't think that the terms of the GFDL can be applied to the recipes in the collection. Anyone can take the recipes and use them in other works and not be bound by the GFDL. Which, by the look of it, violates clause 4 of the GFDL.
Mind you, as far as I'm concerned, that's fine. Recipes should be freely exchanged and published. That's what is allowed now under copyright. The GFDL seems to be an additonal encumberance, since the collection could be placed in the public domain in any case.
I'd rather see the "book" released as a collection of RecipeML files, so that I could re-arrange/import/manipulate them down the road...
I care nothing about Word nor PDF. Give me docbook sources, so that I can [again] reformat to my eBook for use in the kitchen... or to my custom kitchen appliance, should I ever make that exist.
Given the state of the populous [sedentary, generally-low-metabolism males] I'd try to focus on healthier stuff. For instance, Chicken in Mango Sauce is quite tasty [just made it last night], and is better for you than corndogs.
But, I don't see why this is better than SOAR^H^H^H^Hrecipesource.
are the ultimate hacker food. See http://www.tinaja.com/glib/twinkie.pdf and more at http://www.tinaja.com/glib/marcia.pdf
1) Acquire several vessels suitable for alcohol.
2) Acquire keg of Guinness, along with suitable tap.
3) If not well versed in the art of the Perfect Pour, seek counsel from your wise barkeep.
4) Enjoy.
NOTE: If keg not available, a few cases of Molson Canadian may suffice.
This simple recipe should be good for a few days... having your favourite pizza joint on speed dial isn't a bad idea, either.
- 12 oz. ramen noodles
- 1/3 C soy sauce (or 3 T soy sauce and 3 T Thai fish sauce)
- 1/4 C sugar
- 1/2 C vinegar
- 1 T paprika
- 1 t cayenne pepper
- 6 green onions
- 1/3 C peanut oil
- 8 cloves garlic
- 3 eggs
- 1 lb bean sprouts
- 1.5 T peanut butter
- 1.25 C roasted unsalted peanuts
- cilantro
- lemon and lime slices
Soak noodles in warm water for 10 minutes and drain. Mix soy sauce, sugar, vinegar, paprika, and cayenne, and set aside. Chop onions, garlic, and peanuts. Heat the oil in a wok, then add the garlic and increase the heat to very high. The rest of the recipe should take only a few minutes -- if it takes longer than that, you're overcooking the veggies. After the garlic is brown, add the noodles, and toss them to coat them with the oil. Add the soy sauce mixture, and continue mixing until the noodles have absorbed the liquid. Fry the eggs underneath the noodles, and then mix in. Add sprouts, green onions, peanut butter, and peanuts, and mix. Remove from heat. Garnish with cilantro and lemon and lime slices. - Ben Crowell and Gretchen Angelo(c) 2002 Ben Crowell, GFDL licensed
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This is a nice simple recipe that will come out best if you have the BIG George Foreman Grill.
Make quesadillas like you normally would if you were only making them with cheese (i.e., melt cheese between 2 tortillas on a skillet).
While cheese is melting, prepare 1 hotdog per quesadilla... 3 minutes or so on your George Foreman Grill.
Wrap quesadilla around hot dog, fill remaining space in quesadilla with FRH.
so tasty.
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Ingredients:
1 can of squeezable grape jelly
1 vending machine size bag of doritos per serving
1 Loaf of wonder bread
1 bottle of cayenne pepper
Sprinkle cayenne pepper on the bread slices to desired toxicity before lightly toasting them.
Put a layer of doritoes down on one side of the bread, and then squeeze jelly on it to act like sort of a mortar, so that more doritoes will stick to the top of it. Mash down another slice of bread on top of it using enough force to make it resemble a sandwich, but not hard enough to splatter the jelly in a 360 degree radius. Caution: Prepare beverages before serving.
Here are three of my favorites. Redistribute at will. All guaranteed to be done in under 30 minutes.
1. Catfish/Snapper Po' Boys
(Not as good as New Orleans Jazz Fest, but okay anywhere else.)
Ingredients:
- catfish or snapper (or other whitefish like halibut, but these two are best) fillets
- corn meal
- cayenne pepper
- flour (a little bit), dried sage (a little bit), salt, pepper
- milk (optional)
- fresh sweet french baguette
- tartar sauce
- sweet sliced pickles
- Louisiana hot sauce (Crystal is best)
- Lemons
Equipment:
- cast iron skillet (MANDATORY)
- mixing bowls
First make the breading. To enough cornmeal to cover all fillets, add a little bit of flour, enough cayenne to make it just short of too hot to eat straight, a dash of sage, salt, and pepper. Then wash the fish well, making sure it's deboned. Dip the fish into milk if you drink milk, or water if you don't; then dip in the breading until your fish is well covered.
While you're doing this, preheat the iron skillet. It should be quite hot, but not so hot as to burn the oil (vegetable oil is best, though you can use butter too). Fry the fish until done but DO NOT overcook - it should be tender and juicy, not dry like a Filet-O-Fish.
Cut the baguette into sandwich rolls. Spread tartar sauce on it, then add the freshly cooked fish. Add pickles, hot sauce, and juice squeezed from those lemons. Serve with cold beer or iced tea and enjoy!
2. Seared Ahi Tuna Salad
(Like they make in those fancy California restaurants, but better!)
Ingredients:
- Fresh ahi tuna (the best you can find)
- Peppercorns
- Toasted sesame seeds (kurogoma) (optional)
- Arugula
- Soy sauce
- Soybean oil
Equipment:
- cast iron skillet (MANDATORY)
- very sharp knife
- cutting board
- mortar and pestle, or a good pepper grinder if you don't have that
First crack the pepper. If you have a mortar and pestle, use it. If not, grind a good amount of pepper from the mill - you will be covering the fish with it, so crack/grind enough to do this. Keep the pepper on a flat bowl or plate; if you have kurogoma, mix this into the pepper (but do not crush or grind it). Then wash and dry the arugula, and arrange it on the plates in a nice salad shape.
Next take that cast iron skillet and heat about 1/8 inch of soybean oil (other tasteless oil is fine; DO NOT use olive or corn oil!) until it's quite hot. Wash and pat dry the tuna, then quickly sear it in the oil; just 10-20 sec. per side may be enough to sear the edges while keeping the center rare. Then quickly roll the hot tuna in the pepper (and sesame) mix.
On a good cutting board, slice the steaks sashimi style and serve in an appealing way atop the arugula. Dress with a little bit of soy sauce and eat with chopsticks. Delicious!
3. Tomato Mozzarella Salad (Caprese)
(Perfect for hot summer nights.)
Ingredients:
- Fresh tomatoes, preferably heirloom but whatever is most delicious at the farmers' market
- Fresh mozzarella, preferably the kind sold in water at an Italian deli
- Fresh basil
- Salt and pepper
- Extra virgin olive oil
- Balsamic vinegar
First, make sure the tomatoes are really fresh. Is it not summer? Have they ever been refrigerated, even for an hour? Did you buy them at the supermarket? If so, forget this recipe; make sauce instead.
If your tomatoes are good enough, it's quite easy: slice them into 3/8" slices, and do the same with the mozzarella. Slice the basil into 1/4' strips. (Wash everything first, of course.) Arrange on the plate, mozzarella on the bottom, then tomatoes, then basil; dress with olive oil, balsamic, salt and pepper. Serve as an appetizer or a salad with a good red wine.
sulli
RTFJ.
Hmmmm....once everyone helps write the book, lets hope it doesn't suddenly become closed source (published and sold) like so many other things lately...
1) Poke hole in plastic film 2) Microwave at high for 1 minute 3) Rotate 90 degrees 4) Microwave again for 1 minute. 5) Remove plastic film 6) Season to taste and enjoy!
I am MuchTall
Better not have recipes from Brittney Spears' new restaurnat, or the RIAA will be all over your book like white on rice.
CD Copies, Manicotti's, what's the difference?
This is isn't so easy as crushing up chips and adding cheese but it's a nifty kind of recipe because most of the ingredients are optional depending on what you have lying around or how much effort you want to put into it. the burgers are also cheap at about 1$ for 8 patties (english muffin sized since an 8 pack of english muffins is also 1$) they can't be undercooked since there's no meat and storage is also easy. you don't even need to cook them and you'll get a tunaish substance.
base ingredients (the more the merrier)
1 block tofu
1 cup oats
1/4 cup wheat germ
1/4 cup nutritional yeast flakes
2 T soy sauce
optional ingredients
2 sticks celery
1 carrot
1/2 an onion
1/2 c any nuts
1/4 t basil, oregano, blk pepper, salt, garlic powder, or onion powder
pretty much anything else
mince all ingredients together and fry until brown or bake at 350F for 10 mins. per side.
another yummy easy recipe
DIY pizza
2c general purpose flour
1c wheat flour
1T baking powder
1 bottle of beer (8oz? i think)
mix it all up, spread on 12" oiled baking pan, sauce and top to your heart's extent, bake at 375F for 20-25mins
Ingredients:
4 hard-boiled eggs
1 cup of mayonaisse
1 can pink salmon
1 tblspoon butter
1/2 cup shredded cheese
1 small onion
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Separate egg whites from egg yolks,
To salad bowl add layering:
Grated whites, mayonaisse, cheese
Put grated butter, add fine-chopped onions,
mashed salmon, mayonaisse,
yolks.
Garnish with parsley
Put in fridge for at least 1 hour.
Ingredients: Natalie Portman
directions
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
2 - 1/4" slices of ham
1 stick hot pepperoni (the thin, dry kind)
1 large onion
1 bell pepper (red or green or 1/2 each)
1 tsp garlic
4 ribs celery
2-3 small cans tomato paste
8 cups chicken broth
1 tsp cayenne
1 tsp fresh ground black pepper
1/2 tsp oregano
4 cups white rice
Make the rice with the chicken broth instead of water. You want this rice to not be sticky or overcooked.
Dice: ham, onion, bell pepper, garlic
Slice: pepperoni, celery
Fry all above in a light oil, gradually mixing in spices until bell pepper and celery are very slightly soft, but before onion carmelizes. Add tomato paste, mix, and increase heat and stir for a few minutes to coat everything well. Mix with rice and serve. Makes a lot! Good for parties.
I just want something that doesn't take away any of my precious coding time. That's why my diet lately has degenerated into snacking on cold cereal. Time from box to mouth: 5 seconds!
Spaghetti Pie 1 package of spaghetti (1 lb.), or any pasta 1/2 Cup or more grated Mozzerella Cheese 2 eggs Parmesan Cheese (shaky cheese) 1 small container of Cottage Cheese Microwavable pie plate or casserole *Optional Spaghetti Sauce Boil Pasta, drain. Mix container of cottage cheese, Mozzerella, lots of Parmesan and eggs with warm pasta. Pour into pie plate or casserole. Microwave on high for 10-15 mins. or until top starts to brown. Serve with warm spaghetti sauce poured over top of slice or without! Serves 4-8 depending on how you divide slices In House Stromboli 2 loaves Frozen bread dough 1/2 lb. provolone cheese 1/2 lb. grated Mozzerella cheese Spaghetti Sauce Flour Rolling Pin cookie sheet Pan spray Defrost frozen bread following maunfacturers' instructions. Prehat oven to 350. Spray cookie sheet. Roll out each loaf - spread thin layer of flour on counter, rub rolling pin with flour, roll out until same size as cookie sheet, place one loaf on cookie sheet, pour on thin layer of spaghetti sauce, layer cheeses and any toppings of choice (pepperoni, veggies, spinach, etc.), place second loaf on top and roll over edges. Bake in oven at 350 for 1/2 hour or less. Serves 6-8 again on how you cut it
No shit, you mean your not next weeks challenger on Iron Chef. Oh yeah, no canned soup in that arena.
We're talking about geeks here.No were talking about food you stupid fuck. At least I was. You talking about preprocessed crap.
Recipe
Some Chicken, thighs work, but whatever
One clove of garlic for each piece of chicken, peeled
Put them in a baking dish
Pour in enough balsamic vinager enough to cover the bottom of the dish, stir a little
Cover with tin foil
Bake until the chicken is ready (aproximately 35 minutes at 300 degrees assuming you used thighs)
Make some rice while it's baking
When the chicken is ready, take it out, mash the garlic into the remaining vinager and pour that over the chicken and the rice
Tastes awesome.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned that great nachos spin-off, Fritos Pie. Maybe it's just a Texas thing.
Anyway, you get a bag of Fritos, split it open lengthwise along the seam, microwave a can of canned chili, and dump the chili over the Fritos in the bag. Add Tabasco to taste. Eat with a spoon. Classic simple food.
Ends up you're not the first person to think of this. A bunch of people from the Ars forums (who are the geek types asked for) compiled together a "Bachelor's" cookbook and released it as a PDF (no, it's not *GPL*/whatever, but it's just compiled together by some guy from posts). It has a total of 180 or so recipies ranging everything from breakfast to full entrees to sides.
Download from here: http://ars.flyingember.com/
I came up with this when i was too lazy to go out to taco bell:
Ground Beef
Onion
Cheese
Salsa
Fries
Brown the beef, add the onions and wait for them to get soft. Stir in the salsa, and grate as much cheese as you want. Add some chili powder and wuster sauce, salt + pepper. Stir, and pour on top of some cruncy fries. The fries get all nices and soggy.
One of my favorites:
:). If you don't like broccoli as much as me, you can try it with 1/2 bag (about 8oz). This recipe is very customizeable, so feel free to experiment.
Cooking Time: 10-15min
1 box(lb) Penne pasta (or zita, raddiatore, whatever)
1 bag(lb) chopped broccoli (not cut or whole; chopped, it's usually in the frozen foods section)
1 clove minced garlic (or some garlic powder)
3 tblspoon oil (olive or whatever)
1/2 cup parmesan or romano cheese
Boil water and add pasta.
Cook halfway and add broccoli, continue to boil until pasta is al dente.
In bowl, combine garlic, oil, cheese, and salt and pepper to taste.
Drain pasta and broccoli and toss with garlic/oil/cheese mixture.
Serve.
You may adjust the amount of broccoli and/or cheese to your liking, I like lots of both, so I usually just poured in cheese until I felt like stopping
I ate this a lot while in college, it's nice, quick and tasty. Not to mention cheap since I can usually get two, sometimes three meals out of one box of pasta, for only about 3-5 bucks in ingredients. It also tastes okay after being in the fridge a day or two and nuked later.
Things you think are in the Constitution, but are not.
Slightly non-traditional, but still delicious....
:-) I am.
Rim glass with celery salt, add ice, and
1 1/2 oz Vodka or Dry Gin (the gin Caesar is really good)
4 oz Motts Clamato (regular)
1 tsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp Worchestershire sauce
1/2 tsp of your favorite hot sauce, or to taste
Fresh ground pepper to taste
Garnish with celery stalks and bell pepper slices.
For a little extra zest, add 1/2 tsp horseradish if desired.
Relax and enjoy
Cheers
My favorite, and one that's in the fridge now, starts off life as Seafood Mushroom Alfredo, then becomes Seafood Chowder.
:)
3 jars mushroom alfredo sauce
1-2 pounds each scallops, shrimp, crab, mushrooms
(imitation crab is fine, bay or sea scallops both work, and you can mix small cocktail shrimp with the larger ones, too. Use more seafood if you have more - the stuff in the fridge has a pound of lobster tails in it too, as well as 3 pounds of scallops and 2 each crab and shrimp.)
1/4 cup lemon juice
pepper to taste
Cook the crab and shrimp in the microwave; remove shells and de-vein shrimp. Sautee 'shrooms in some butter. Pour in the sauce and lemon juice, add seafood and simmer till the seafood is all cooked. Serve over pasta.
Take the leftover sauce, and add:
1 pk frozen peas
1 pk frozen corn
1 large potato, cubed and microwaved to cook (about 8 minutes on High).
1 quart milk
Heat until it simmers, serve in soup bowls. Can be served with / over rice, too. It's also great cold
It sounds terribly expensive, but this makes a huge pot that feeds two adults for nearly a week, so the actual cost per meal is pretty low, especially if you catch sales (like I did here recently. Sea scallops, King crab clusters and gigantic shrimp, $6.99/lb, 4-ounce lobster tails $4 each.)
Lemon curry?
2 8oz steaks (I use ribeye, but have also used new york steak), or 4 4oz chicken breasts
1oz Sesame Seed Oil
3oz of your favorite vegtable oil (I use canola)
2 tsp. fresh ginger, grated (you can substitute 1 tsp dry ground ginger)
1 tbsp roasted sesame seeds
Heat the oils over a medium heat until they are just shy of smoking (usually about 4 minutes). Add the ginger and sautee briefly. Cube the meat into 3/4 inch cubes. Add the cubes to the oil, cooking to desired finish. Add the sesame seeds and toss before serving over fresh rice, or pasta.
Serves 4
Cornbread Surprise:
1 cornbread mix package
4 oz. maple syrup
Bake cornbread per its instructions. Crumble in a bowl. Pour maple syrup over cornbread. Serve lukewarm.
Total Tuna
4 oz. chunk light tuna
2-4 oz. spaghetti sauce
Scrape every last morsel of tuna from its can into a bowl. Pour agreeable portion of spaghetti sauce over tuna. Microwave. Garnish with lettuce leaf.
I lived on these two delicacies *alone* for two months after getting laid off back in 1999. I went nine months between paychecks while attending college classes full time (finishing degree I started on back in 1991). Worst time of my life. Enjoy!
This is not nearly as dangerous as downing a couple of perkacets (sp?) (or insert a favorite benzediazapene here) and a couple of ritalin, or some other crank/crank-substitute (bronchiol dialators accepted, but frowned upon).
Actually in the given situation of a lan party, you get just enough jolt/glaze over to get into some serious fragging, thus buying your body time to process.
and for the record, yes red bull is vile. It's got this chemical yet bubble gum flavor. It reminds me of a candy-raver after a looong night of sweaty dancing. but I'm not drinking it for taste. Chances are I've got a final tommorrow and work kept me too busy to study enough during the week. Continuing education? Nah, I learned all I needed to know about allnighters in undergrad.
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
Less than 25 cents a package, prep time about 3 minutes. If someone at a LAN party wants something better, they can order it.
Seriously, a proper lan party survives on pizza and jolt (or Mountain Dew).
-- Will program for bandwidth
There seem to be a few projects already going.
t p://mealplanner.sourceforge.net/
This looks like the best one:
http://grdb.sourceforge.net/
But here are some interesting ones:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/timbu/
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Just go to sourceforge.net and search for "recipe". There's a few interesting ones that look similar to this idea.
It had to be at most a matter of minutes before this Request For Recipes would result in a creative use of RFPs (Ramen Flavor Packets).
So predictable these geeks are. Like a clone army they become.
...Nothing interesting here. Just move along...
Why of course, it comes from the finest natural ingredients found in the-
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for all of those trendy Atkins freaks;
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Mix together one jar of your favorite salsa and a chopped up block of Velveeta.
Microwave until the cheese is melted. Stir.
Serve with your chips of choice.
not that I can find a link, but...
I saw a book once that had a number of recipes using things found in most hotel rooms. The crowning acheivement was cooking raw chicken in a coffee maker! (put chicken in coffee filter. Put a full pot of water through 5-6 times or until chicken is no longer pink inside. Then, for the sauce...)
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
Some guy going to see LOTR:Two Towers had a recipe for brownies.
As someone who has spent a good deal of time studying cooking and who cooks at home quite a bit, I'm a little fuzzy on the intent of this proposal. I do NOT want to troll this post and I'm not trying to put it down at all. But this is a bit like asking the community, "Hey everyone, I'm writing some software and I'd like you all just to throw in some lines of code that you really like."
...
Fact is, great cookbooks are like great software of any kind. They're focused, they have recipes that frequently complement each other, they have a specific problem or series of related problems they're trying to address and they have a specific audience: Beginners, grillers, southwestern interests, Chinese, French, quick chicken dishes, etc. So far as I can read I'm still not getting a clear picture and it's not that one wasn't attempted. But what exactly is the sort of thing that would go really well after four hours coding? Various cheese dishes? One coder's caviar is another coder's grease I'm afraid.
Also, judging from some of the posts already, there's something that truly gifted cooks and truly powerful coders have in common: They're rare
Hopefully programmers can appreciate this one:
class Tortillas; (technically they should be corn, but I often used flour)
class CheddarCheese;
class EnchiladaSauce; (or taco sauce)
typedef stack Enchilada;
Enchilada MakeEnchilada()
{
Enchilada ret;
ret.push(new Plate());
do
{
ret.push(new Tortilla());
ret.push(new EnchiladaSauce());
ret.push(new Cheese());
}
while (!done);
}
Yum.
I usually piled mine 3 or 4 high depending on how hungry I was.
Things you think are in the Constitution, but are not.
Ingredients:
- 1 box, Lucky Charms
- [Many] bottles, Jolt cola
Recipe:- Eat Lucky charms
- Drink Jolt cola
Of course, that's just for the lazy. When a real craving hit us, we'd ask an American player who had the then luxury of both a connection from home and a second phoneline to call transatlantic and get us a pizza delivered to the uni computer lab. Oh, and the guy who sat in the corner with his monitor turned in to the wall was <HEAVILY EMPHASISED> not </HEAVILY EMPHASISED> allowed to touch any of the pizza until we were all done.I used to make this stuff all the time when I was a kid. It looks as bland as a bowl of oatmeal, but properly seasoned, it is an awesome quick dish that takes just a few minutes. Mmmm comfort food, I think I'm gonna go run to the store after writing this :)
1 can of Campbells or similar Cream of Mushroom or Cream of Chicken soup
1 can Minute (or other fast-cooking) rice.
1 can milk or mater (or 1/2 milk, 1/2 water)
Bring soup and milk/water to a good rolling boil, mixing thoroughly.
Add 1 can rice. Reduce heat to simmer and cover. Cook on low for 10 minutes, stir occasionally.
Add salt/pepper to taste.
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The Tobstah's Own Chunky Chocolate Granola Goo(TM)
Serves one person
Ingredients:
One packet of Swiss Miss hot chocolate powder
Hot water or milk
Granola or some other cereal
Whipped cream (optional)
Chocolate sprinkles (optional)
Instructions:
1)Run about one inch (~2 cm) of hot water into a cup. This prevents bottom stickage.
2) Slowly pour the hot chocolate powder in while adding more hot water. Fill to about one inch from the top.
3) Add granola until it's either saturated, overflows, or you have some other plans.
4)Garnish with whipp cream and sprinkles.
5)Offer to make one for that cute chick over in the corner.
6)have a witty response for when she comments on your spelling abilities (or lack thereof).
Julie's Eggie Sandwich:
1 Bagel, your favorite kind, sliced in half like a bun
1 Egg
1 Slice of American Cheese
Garlic Salt Margarine or Butter
No-stick cooking spray
Toast the bagel. Spray a cereal bowl with no-stick spray. Crack the egg in the bowl and beat it with a fork. Sprinkle the beaten egg with a pinch of Garlic Salt (Important so the egg doesn't ball up when cooking.) Microwave the egg for 70 to 80 seconds, depending on your microwave. Butter the toasted bagel and assemble the egg and cheese slice into a sandwich. Enjoy!
Variations:
Add Ham, Bacon or Sausage patty to the stack.
Try mixing a Tablespoon or so of any of the following into the egg before nuking (cook a few seconds longer, too):
Surprisingly, this isn't *that* bad for you - it's as filling as a McMuffin and if you use "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Light", Weight Watchers counts this as 7 or 8 points (depending on bagel), and you get a meat and a dairy serving out of it.
"Lawyers are for sucks."
- Doug McKenzie
Ramen Spagetti:
;P):
Get a cheap pack of ramen (AKA Oodles-o-Noodles).
Toss out MSG packet.
Place in bowl with water.
Nuke until soft (about 2 minutes).
Drain water out and mix with spagetti sauce.
Cheese and egg ramen:
Get a cheap pack of ramen (AKA Oodles-o-Noodles).
Toss out MSG packet.
Place in bowl with water and the contents of 1 egg.
Nuke until ramen is soft and the egg's liquid has solidified (about 2-3 minutes).
Drain water out and mix with small pieces of american cheese, continue until cheese has melted.
If cheese doesn't melt, nuke some more until it does.
Sorta Stromboli: (this is what the elementary school I went to passed off as Stromboli, except they used pizza crust and baked)
place american cheese and baloney on a piece of white-bread.
Nuke until cheese is soft.
Fold in half.
and for those unrealistic coding deadlines...
Redbull Vodka (not mine
1 can of Redbull energy drink
however much vodka you feel like
Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
I assume that you are looking for some good creations, so I am going to share with you a good dip. One box of mac 'n cheese and one can of campbell's pork and beans mixed together make a great dip for a bag of nacho cheese doritos! Try it - you'll love it.
1. Clean yourself up.
2. Get a girlfriend (or boyfriend?).
3. Talk her (him?) into cooking you food.
4. Repeat step 3 as necessary.
Jake
Dating: while( 1 ){ call_girl(); get_rejected(); drink_40(); } return 0;
Personally, i prefer:
Bachelor Chow! Now with flavor!
.
En DOS FIL med CLI. ^_^
/.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
- one recipe based on nothing but 3 cans of various potato soup.
- another that starts with a big Mac or somesuch.
...
Have you ever heard of fresh products ? You know, basic things that you can use to make a real recipe, just like computer instructions that you put together to write a full program...?Anyway, there are already plenty of recipe website everywhere. I even have one big help file with 10 thousand recipes. And it's freeware, so no need to reinvent the wheel. Only catch: it's all in French...
Non-Linux Penguins ?
> apt-get install cookbook
> apt-get install cook
Then you never have to
> make dinner
Makes alot, but that's OK cuz you can freeze it and microwave later.
:-)
at least 3 Lbs of lean meat, usually beef
3 hot peppers or so. I prefer chippotos
3 tbl garlic (from the little jars)
Black pepper to taste
begin cooking in your spaghetti pot
when meat is half cooked add
2 or 3 tbl cumin
when meat is cooked add
jar of salsa
28oz can of crushed tomatos
half cover the pot and simmer until the meat breaks up when pressed with a wooden spoon, about 3 hours. If meat chunks are large break then up at this point.
Add the following
1 can of drained corn, drained
1 can of black beans, not drained
1 can of kidney beans, not drained
1 tbl cilantro or oregano
This is also a good place to taste and adjust the spices.
simmer 45 min
serve with fritos
Mike
Try epicurious.com, they open up their recipes to the public.
A variation on the same that is tasty, nutritious, and 1/2 the work, which presumably makes it more kitchen-hackable:
;-)
1 box Kraft Deluxe Mac & "Cheese"
1 can light tunafish
1 packet onion soup (dried, you know)
1/2 bag frozen peas
Cook mac & cheese as normal. When adding cheese at final step, also add remaining ingredients. Mix thoroughly, serve and eat.
No preheating needed.
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Members of the permanent floating riot club at MTU in Houghton (the miners) still get through electronics by singing the song based on this experience.
I'll see if I can get lyrics. Any help?
...are a very fat man, aren't you?
"And like that
Here is a spread that will satisfy even the most picky gamers at your next lan gathering Pizza Rolls Prep Time ~20minutes Chilli Cheese Fritos Prep Time n/a ElMontre Microwave Burritos Prep Time ~2minutes/burrito McDonalds $.99 double cheeseburgers Prep Time (depends on traffic at drivethru) Penguin Mints Prep Time n/a Jolt Cola Prep Time (after 30+ hours of gaming, opening the bottle can become difficult)
So has anyone got any recipes that DON'T include pre-packaged this or pre-made that? You know, the ones that only use normal ingredients, like flour, eggs, sugar, vegetables and so on. Seems to me every recipe posted so far is of the "take one packaged of instant bla bla, add water and tomatoes"-variant. How about some REAL recipes?
1 pound polish kielbasa sausage
3 pounds potatos
1 bell peper, any color
1 yellow/brown onion
spice, more on that latter.
Grab a 12" cast iron pan or a casserole dish and a big knife with a
sharp edge. I cook for flavor so I will be assuming cast iron will be
the pan for me and you.
Take the sausage out of the freazer and grab that sharp knife and
start cutting it into disks that are no more than 1/4 of an inch in
thickness. Throw it into the pan.
Chop the potatos so that they are just a hair larger than you would
like to eat in just one bite. Put them in the pan.
You can chop the onion and bell peper how ever you want but bigger is
better and throw those in the pot as well.
Now we add spice. There are a number of differnt ways to spice this
thing but the favorit is a coarse ground steak seasoning and some
garlic salt and black peper. I have also done "everything red", which
is to say chille powder, paprika, red peper, curry and what ever else
is on hand. And you can even sub out the kielbasa and use italian
sausage and herbs for the seasoning.
Toss it all around in the pan so that its good and mixed. Find some
foil, a lid or some other non flameable object to cover the pan and
stick it in the oven at 425-450 d-f. After about 30 minutes or so
its time to go and give it all another toss and take a guess as to how
much longer it will be before its done. Depending on the size of the
potatoes it will take anywhere from 10 to 20 more minutes.
This dish is best once it had a few days to maranate in the cooling unit for
a few days and then sliding it into the radiation device for some
warming. But its good the first day as well. And if you are like me
you might want to throw some real cheese, not the proccessed American
crap, on top of it when you searve it.
Makes 4 super-sized portions or 8 normal ones. Keeps for up to 9 days
in the fridge.
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(1) 4lb Bag chicken wings, thawed
(1) bottle crystal hot sauce
(1) small bottle catsup
(2) Tbs honey (optional)
Preheat oven @ 250 degrees.
Mix catsup, hot sauce and honey (if you use it) until it reaches a consistency that will coat the chicken, but not run off or blob on.
Stir the mixture into the wings, coating evenly.
Let stand for an hour, covered, on the counter.
Place the wings onto a cookie baking sheet. Bake for 1/2 hour. Remove from oven. Using a turkey baster, suck up as much fat from the pan that you can and discard it. Place the pan back in the oven, and bake for another 1/2 hour. Again, suck up as much fat as you can.
Douse with more hot sauce to taste. Serve with either bleu cheese or ranch dressing.
4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
2 cups self-rising flour
2 eggs
1 teaspoon Lawry's Seasoned Salt (other brands may suffice)
1 teaspoon Mrs. Dash Onion & Herb seasoning
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper (black pepper is way better when freshly ground)
1/4 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
1 deep fryer, filled with canola oil
Heat your deep fryer, filled with canola oil, to 375 degrees Fahrenheit (190C). Mix flour, seasoned salt, peppers, and Mrs. Dash in a fairly large bowl with a sealable lid. Mix eggs and lemon juice in a second bowl. Cut chicken breasts into strips about 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick (that's about 12 to 18 millimeters for those of you who use that funky metric stuff).
Coat chicken strips in egg mixture, then put in bowl with flour mixture. Cover and shake to coat chicken evenly. Fry in the deep fryer for 5-6 minutes, or about 30-45 seconds after they're all floating in the oil. Drain on paper towel. Serve with french fries or other greasy/starchy side dish.
Dig in!
"Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
How about a database that will bring up recipies based on what you've got left in the cupboard? Currently I've got some tortillas, a can of tuna, string beans, and yogurt.
My mom has made the following dish for years.. Sort of a family secret as you would never really want to admit to anyone that you eat the stuff.
Ingredients:
One can Tomato Soup (I prefer campbells)
A few cups of macaroni
Some ground beef (up to you how much)
Fry up the ground beef.
Cook the macaroni and drain it.
Stir the tomato soup into the macaroni.
Mix it together on your plate or put it on a slice of bread.
It's pretty yummy and you likely already have the ingredients!
There's quite a bit of prep time involved between roasting the peppers and cooking the meat, but it's well worth the "Oh my God! I didn't know you could cook!" that you'll get when you serve it.
Ingredients
Cooking instructions Preparation
Serving
There's so little difference between politics and jihad lately...
Yes, boys and girls, let's gawk at the proliferation of geeks for whom 'C' is not only a language but (yes!) also a measurement! :)
Since everyone else is suggesting meat/cheese/fat-filled recipes, here's a little number that I prepared just last night. Cooks in vast quantities, lasts forever, can be prepared in minutes, tastes great. Good for you to boot. (But doesn't help booting.)
This one goes out to all those west-coast tech-savvy neohippies out there...
Chris' Magic Granola
Globals ------- 1.3 kg bag of oat flakes. Not 'quick' oatmeal, not 'minute' oatmeal. NO OATMEAL. Oat flakes. They look like oatmeal, but they're subtly different. 1/2 c cocoa powder 1/3 c cinnamon 1/2->1 c honey (may also use 50% brown sugar, 50% honey) 3/4 c cooking oil raisins, dates, cranberries, walnuts, almonds, sesame seeds (esp these) and whatever else you have in your local grocery that might taste good when baked very dry. Note that this p Instructions ------------ (1) empty oat flakes into roasting pan. (2) Bake (alone, uncovered) for 45min at 400F, stirring every 15min. (3) Add chopped walnuts, almonds, sesame seeds, and other dry ingredients until the oat-to-other ratio is something like the ratio of working to buggy subroutines in 'doze. Add cocoa and cinnamon. Stir well. (4) Bake uncovered for another 15min. (5) Stir in raisins, date chunks, cranberries, oil, honey, and sugar. The bits of fruit should have something like the frequency of pimples on the face or butt of the average MSCE. (6). Bake (again, uncovered) for another 15-20min. Remove from heat, and stir a couple of times for good luck. Allow to cool. Put in big glass jugs (like the kind you can get in Chinatown). Eat for breakfast, lunch and evening snack for the rest of the term.
- undoware.ca
Cream Cheese and bacon bits (the real stuff, not the soy ones) Mush together until it lpooks right. Bacon/cream cheese ratio is to taste....
1 Broiler Chicken, cut into parts (or even a package of say, 1.5 lbs of chicken brest)
2-3 Medium mushrooms, chopped fine
1-2 carrots, peeled, chopped fine
1 Medium Onion, chopped fine
1 12 oz can chicken broth
2 - 2.5 cups rice
Water
In a 4 qt or so pot (say one about 16" around), brown the chicken in oil/butter
Remove chicken from pot, fry the onions till translucent, and then add the mushrooms and carrots - fry for a minute or so, put in the rice, and add a combination of the chicken broth and water so that you used exactly 2x the amount of rice you added. Put the chicke back in the pot on top of the rice. Raise to a boil, and reduce to a simmer. Cover the pot, cook 20 minutes, turning over the chicken 1/2 way through
Be careful near the end, if you boil off all the water, you'll burn the rice. It doesn't matter if it only takes, say 17 minutes, or as long as 25
Salt and Pepper to taste, you my want to garnish with parsley. Serves 3-4 folks. You probably want to serve it with a nice salad to get something green in your system
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From what I've seen, there are two basic types of cookbooks, at least at the extremes.
One is the kind that has been created by a single author -- or perhaps a few cooks -- who have a definitive vision of the kind of cooking that they want to tell the reader about. The author doesn't have to have come up with all of the recipes himself or herself, but s/he does collect them, test them, and adjust them to fit his or her sensibilities. My current favorite example of this is Rick Bayless's Mexican Kitchen, which is full of great Mexican dishes that start from authentic, traditional Mexican recipes but are "modernized", adapted for ingredients available in the US, and are just delicious.
You've probably seen the other kind of cookbook too. It has a title like A Taste Of The Eastern Springfield Kiwanis Club, and contains whatever recipes the club members sent in to whoever was assigned that task of collecting them into the cookbook. These cookbooks are uniformly terrible -- you may find a recipe that you like, but that won't tell you anything about whether you might like the next recipe.
The problem with an "Open Source" cookbook is that unless you are very careful, it's much more likely to end up like the second kind of cookbook than the first kind -- a selection of random recipes sent in by whoever seemed interested in your project.
If you decide to do an Open Source cookbook, then make an effort to make it more like the first kind than the second kind. Decide what you want the food to be like. Solicit recipes, collect them, steal them. Then test every recipe that you put in your book. Eliminate the ones you don't like, and adjust the best of the others till they're just the way that *you* like them.
This way, when I try out a recipe from the book, I know what to expect. If necessary, I can adjust for the difference between your taste and mine.
With the random "Taste of Slashdot" cookbook, I'll just be rolling the dice every time. Why bother? I'll just Google for recipes instead...
Good luck with your project!
Well I guess more like Beef Stew Scalars?
The first one I discovered when I was broke and we had various items of food in the house, but nothing to really feed the three of us. Well, one person could have eaten well, but the others would surely starve.
1 Large Can of Beef Stew (generic beef stew is actually better)
1 Small Can of Chili Magic (beans,meat seasoning stuffs)
1/2 Bag of stale corn chips (this is all we had)
Cook the stew and the chili magic together. I would use your best guess which would be infinitly better then mine. Once cooked, serve your stew with as many corn chips as you can grab.
Generally the more spices the better, as you can never go wrong there =D
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
required:
1 16 oz can of diced or whole peeled tomatoes
1 16 oz can of mild chili beans
1 (or more) onion(s) diced
1 pound of ground beef
10 tablespoons of chili powder
extras:
paprika
cayenne
tortilla chips
sour cream
salsa
1 block extra sharp cheddar cheese
this recipe is extremely easy, all you do is brown the meat in the bottom of a large sauce pan (high heat)(add salt/pepper to taste) and break it up into smaller pieces while it's cooking, once it' s finished take it out and drain most of the grease out of it w/ a strainer, leave a small amount in teh bottom, toss in your diced onions, add the chili powder/paprika/cayenne, let the onions sweat a bit toss in your tomatoes beans and re-add the meat.. add water to get teh consistency you like, let the pot come to a simmer and serve covered w/ cheese and sourcream and some chips for dipping...
this is one of my g/f's favorite recipes and is even easy enough that i can make it in a pinch
If you want to try to get really creative, go out and buy yourself a copy of Larousse Gastronomique and then learn to really cook. Once you've gotten past the point that you're worried about totally screwing everything up, you'll find how really great some pasta with a bit of extra virgin olive oil and some diced tomatos can really be. I keep screwing up things that I try to make (and still can't cook holandaise sauce), but I can also whip up some salmon, guacamole, and pasta for a quick dinner if I have people coming over and not worry.
I ate this once, but it's not entirely good for you. Tastey, but not good.
IceCream Sunday++
*IceCream (I prefer the 3 flavor stuffs)
*Reasonable Amount of Peanut Butter (Reasonable must be determined by the operator)
+Nuts are optional, but recommended
Mix the components quite well... do it quickly before the IceCream melts. (not a good idea on a hot day)
Add chopped bananas into the mix.
Top with Swiss Miss cocoa mix (preferably with the little marshmallows).
Enjoy!
This little bugger was created when I decided to take anything that was remotely appealing to me at the time and mix it.
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
Word and everything else understands that, and if you want formatting features that HTML4 doesn't have, you're almost certainly doing it wrong.
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
The book should include appetizing dishes prepared on your very own over-clocked processor. Things like Pentium Pop-Tarts, Athlon Scrambled eggs, etc.
You could include a subsection for overclock GPUs too.. NVidia Quadro Quesadillas!
What fun!
Good to finally get the recipe for this concoction. I drank a few Colorado Bulldogs (Bullfrogs?) at my bachelorette party, and it was the drunkest I've ever been - I can't believe those guys let me drive home! The next morning I got up and went to work - I wasn't hung over, I was still drunk. That's the only time that's ever happened to me. I spent quite a spell on the couch in the ladies' room. These days I try to keep it down to an occasional glass of wine or two, but sometimes I appease my inner geek with some Appleton's Jamaican rum mixed with Code Red and a good squeeze of lime.
There are rarely just two options
'Course, I've never used any of the resulting code, so I can't speak for its effectiveness.
Takes a while to make, but kicks ass, and can be frozen to be served at a later time...
1 lb lentils (rinsed)
12 cups broth (chicken or vegetable)
3 cloves garlic
1 green pepper
1 carrot
2 stalks of celery
1 14 oz can of Italian style stewed tomatos
1 chipotli pepper (can substitue a finely chopped jalapen~o)
1 tbs liquid smoke
red wine to taste
low heat for several hours, until lentils are really soft.
serve
-The Story
The first time I made this, I was in college, and one of my roommates returned from a habitat for humanity (or something like that) job, and was quite tired. I served him a bowl, he was quite pleased, he found the soup DEBILITATING, but me and my other roomie heard DENIPPLEATING... And this is how the soup got it's name...
"I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
... the real deals is Cooks (Illustrated). www.cooksillustrated.com. These guys cook like 50 beef tenderloins to find the best recipe (so that is where my subscription money goes). The recipes are very imperical-based and provide crystal clear instructions.
... Just my .02
Most recipes online (and in general) fail miserably with the instructions. You need specific temperatures and signs to watch for doneness (none of this bake for 12 minutes crap). I would be more supportive of Good Eats, but Cooks has been around since 94. I think the goal of making restaurant quality food out of stock ingrediants by concentrating on technique is amazing. Up here in NY, I see people go to the farmer's market and but a $2.00 head of lettuce and go throw some Wishbone on it
You couldn't have an Open Source Cookbook without this, so here's a pretty easy recipe for beef and broccoli:
Take a package of beef of your choice (stew meat works pretty well) and cut it into small chunks. Cook it in a frying pan until it's browned, adding soy sauce and ginger to taste. After that, throw in some broccoli (fresh works best) and let it cook for a while. Add a little cornstarch to thicken up the sauce as needed. If you can find some sesame oil, that has a pretty good taste for it too. Takes only about 15-20 minutes, but it's some pretty good stuff.
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(Be aware that raw eggs may contain salmonella. Don't do this if you have medical problems.)
--Mike
"Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
This is Slashdot, right? Then how come there's no recipe been posted yet for Natalie Portman's Hot Grits? Are youse guys slipping?
I gotta go tend a Beowulf cluster of recipe servers, wake me when Slashdot returns to normal.
Chicken Breasts cubed (or there about)
Pre-Made Italian Dressing (Kraft or something)
Frank's Buffalo Wing Sauce
McCormick Montreal Chicken Seasoning
1 Red (Vidalia) Onion (sliced, cubed, whatever)
2 Green Peppers (sliced, cubed, whatever)
OK
Get a big Ziploc Freezer bag
Pour some Italian Dressing in, 2-3 shakes of Montreal Chicken Seasoning, 2-6 shakes of Frank's Buffalo Wing Sauce. Add chicken. Shake it up. Refrigerate for a 1/2 hour. Now's a good time to start cubing.
For the brave, dump it in a Wok and cook the chicken, then add the peppers and oninons.
Serve with Rice.
For the timid, put it all in a Reynolds Aluminum Cooking Pouch and cook it for 10, 12, 3 minutes at 400 degrees flipping at the minutes. (I do this on a grill so the temp fluctuatesa bit.)
Serve with a salad, or on top of a Salad.
This
Needed: One chicken breast, 4 ounces of Monterrey Jack Cheese, 3 ounces of chedder cheese, 4 tbsp diced tomatoes, 2 tbsp diced red onion, 1/8 tsp diced cilantro, 1/8 tsp jalepeno.. garlic powder, salt, pepper.. and 2 flour tortilla's
Step 1 - Grate the cheeses, put into a ziploc bag.
Step 2 - put the diced tomato, onion, cilantro, jalepeno and a pinch of salt, pepper, and garlic powder into a ziploc bag
Step 3 - Close the ziploc bag and shake like hell
Step 4 - Grill the chicken breast, then cut into 1 cm cubes.
Step 5 - on a griddle, place have of the contents of the mixture on an area of one half of the tortilla, then place half the chicken..
Step 6 - lightly fold the tortilla, and flip a few times until the cheese is all melted and gooey..
Step 7 - serve with corona
Quick, easy, and tasty. Perfect geek food.
Requires no utensils to eat!
First, you must have nice ripe avocados, about 1 or 2 for each person chowing down. Choose the dark green, rough ones. They're perfectly ripe if they're soft all the way through but not mushy or showing any signs of skin degradation. Put the pulp in a nice bowl and mash it up, but not too much--there should still be plenty of obvious 1cc chunks. Once you've exposed avocado to air, it's only really good for about 1-2 hours (it won't spoil, but it turns sour). So eat it right away.
Now, the other ingredients, in declining order of importance are salt, lime or lemon juice, freshly ground black pepper, finely chopped fresh pepper (i.e., a jalapeno), minced garlic, chopped onion. (I usually skip the onion.) Add these by taste; if you can taste any of them strongly, you added too much. Roughly, try 1/2 tsp salt, 1 1/2 tsp juice, one small pepper, 1/2 tsp garlic. Adjust.
Best with light corn tortilla chips, found in the Mexican section (not those awful megacorp chips).
Also excellent spread inside a quesadilla. Details available.
--Mike
"Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
The reason Windows lasted longest is lousy memory management.
You've got one or more bad memory modules (or a bad socket on the mbd). Replace the RAM and/or mbd and try again...
can of refried beans
large can of peeled tomatoes, Italian style
can of black-eye peas
can of mushrooms
1 pound of hamburger
At home have:
rice
cheap red wine (the cheaper the better)
balsamic vinegar
hot sauce
turmeric
celery seed
other seasonings per your taste
Start the rice. It will take the longest to cook. (make about 1 cup of rice, remembering that the recipe is 2-to-1 water-to-rice) Then pour some cheap wine, balsamic vinegar, and celery seed over your hamburger meat, letting it soak in for a few minutes (this can be done in-skillet, if you prefer) In a separate large pot combine mushrooms, refried beans, tomatoes, and black-eye peas with some more wine, balsamic vinegar, turmeric, salt, pepper, hot sauce, and whatever else tickles your fancy. Heat it on high, lowering it to medium and then to low as it starts to steam, stirring constantly.
Brown the hamburger. Don't drain the fat. Add it to the mushroom-bean-tomato combination.
With heat on low for bean-tomato-etc. combination, stir occasionally while rice continues to cook. Step outside, have cigarette.
Once rice is done add it to the mix and MIX THOROUGHLY! The result is a feast that can feed two VERY hungry geeks and still leave enough left over for a hearty lunch the next day. Oh, yeah, and it's under $7, tasty as hell, and can be changed as needed.
I STRONGLY recommend using iron pots if you have them. Don't forget to scrub them well (without soap!) when you're done.
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M&M's and Honey Roasted Peanuts. I could eat the whole damn bowl. Best combination of junk foods ever. (Coke and a Snickers comes in a close 2nd though)
In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet, and say to us, "Make us your slaves, but feed us." - Dostoevsky
here. An interesting game of moderation tennis was played with it, but I maintain that it makes a damn fine mint julep.
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Rather than contribute a recipe, let me contribute some advice (I know, thanks a LOT). I did the design of a cookbook my wife self-published, and I used LaTeX. A cookbook is a structured document with a TOC, index, and cross-references. Doing it with Word will make you want to die. Errors are inevitable. Please, please don't do it.
K5 ran a story that might be of interest to you: Guide to Eating on a Shoestring Budget
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Poor Mans Hamburger Helper
1 lb. Ground Beef
1 Medium Onion
2 boxes store brand Mac&Cheese
Finely chop onion
brown ground beef and onion
boil noodles according to box
drain noodles
add beef/onion mixture to pot
add powdered cheese packets
add milk and stir while on low heat
serves 3 - 5
Enjoy
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.
Note: The original source for this recipe is long lost (but don't worry, because recipes are mostly not copyrightable (yes, I know the exceptions), and I rewrote this one's instructions). This has about half the fat of the original, but it's still delicious.
Makes: 1 9" loaf or 6 large or 12 smaller muffins.
mix in bowl A
1/2c yellow corn meal
1 c white flour
1/3 c sugar
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp baking powder
mix in bowl B:
2 eggs
1/2 cup shortening (I use 1/4th c melted butter and 1/4th c oil)
1 1/2 c milk
Pour bowl B into bowl A. Mix gently.
400 degree oven
8x12 shallow pan
30 minutes
or
9x5x3 pan
45 minutes
or
375 degree oven
muffin tins
~15 minutes
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Yest this really works..
1 box of velveeta shells and cheese
1 package of Johnson chedderwursts
put shells in carafe, start water.
drain shells when water done add cheese
add chedderwursts to taste.
"I don't code the things you use, I make the code your things use better."®
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Yahoo geocities sites are notorious for being taken down automatically under high demand and being replaced by obnoxious advertising. I think the cookbook really needs a new home!
There must be another free hosting service on the 'net with better terms of service, no?
But first off, isn't "open source cookbook" a little redundant. I mean really.. it's only the most common metaphoric term for source code to begin with. (-: Perhaps you should just call it "The Geek Cookbook" or something. Anyhow since you asked, here's an idea for an easy recipe. It's a pretty rich sauce so you can spread it thinner over lots of (cheap) pasta. Maybe good for hacker gatherings..
First, saute a minced onion, some garlic and mushrooms, adjusting to taste. I like 5-6 cloves garlic, 3 fresh mushrooms, and a red onion. Use olive oil if available. Takes about 5-10 minutes depending on heat.
Put the following in a large pot:
- 32oz. of straight tomato product (such as a can of tomato puree / minced tomato, no additives)
- 1/8-1/4 cup of cooking wine, pref. Marsala
- oregano, basil, salt, and pepper to taste (I use more oregano than basil, but taste and see)
- one package of cream cheese (typ. 8 oz. but use less if you want less rich sauce). Use the fat free stuff for a healthier meal.
- add the stuff you had sauteing
-Mix up the sauce real well and let it simmer about a half hour or until you're ready to eat. I don't think you can really overcook it very easily. Then serve it over pasta. (duh)
- If you want to go all out, get some pre-breaded chicken breast fillets (Tyson or other) and fry them in a little olive oil in the same pan you used for sauteing. Dump on some garlic powder, basil, oregano, and parmesan to taste. Add some "Italian break crumbs" sprinkle if you want more breading material. Chop up the chicken and serve it on the pasta and sauce.
Prep time: 30 mins. with a helper.
1. Pick up phone and order pizza
2. Eat pizza
3. there is no step 3!
Anything goes but it's got to be something that you can dig out of the keyboard later; if nothing else, the contents of one's keyboard is always a good source (no pun intended) of emergency munchies.
Well, this one is not exactly cheap, but it is very good. Probably not on the healthy list either, but again its really good.
I have never really described this sort of thing, so here goes...
Need:
1 or 2 steaks.
1/4 Red Onion (White or yellow work, but not well.)
1 or two Brocoli stalks.
Small amount of cooking oil.
1 slice butter. (just make it equal to one of the little marks on the cube.)
small amount of water, or ice cubes.
Your favorite seasonings. I use pepper, garlic salt, and Cajuns Choice seasonings.
Chop up red onion into small pieces. Do not dice. Bigger pieces are better. Prepare your broccoli also. Generally you only use the crowns, not the stalk. Coarse cut broccoli works best, cut larger crowns in half.
Begin to cook steak in medium sized no stick pan with a small amount of oil pre-heated. Steak works best on medium to medium-high heat.
Add seasoning, onion and more oil if the steak gets dry.
You want to keep the onion moving so that it does not burn. Placing it on top of the steak, for a while, works if you have a particularly thick steak. You are going to mix the onion in with the brocoli in a moment.
Once steak is halfway done, add brocoli, butter and additional seasonings. The idea is to capture some of the good flavor present in the steak juices while steaming the brocoli.
(This is the tricky part.)
If you get things right, you will end up with a steak cooking in one side of pan, while the juices from the brocoli, steak and onion combined with the butter make a small amount of sauce that coats the brocoli while it is cooking on the other side. Higher heat for this part is better, just don't overcook a good steak.
You want to let the brocoli steam a little and capture some of the steak and onion flavor. It is best to move the onion in with the brocoli. You don't eat it unless you really like onion.
What I do is tilt the pan, add butter, and perhaps a bit of water on the brocoli side of things. This is where the ice cubes can work well, they will provide some steam for the brocoli while keeping the overall water level in the bottom of the pan to a minimum. I also have a gas stove which makes this part easier. You can use a lid to partially cover the brocoli part of the pan if the brocoli is not cooking fast enough.
With an electric stove it is harder to keep the steak cooking well. An alternative is to put the butter in one side of the pan, tilt to get the juices to mix, then toss brocoli. Move the brocoli, onion mixture to a microwave bowl, and finish steaming there.
Another alternative, if your steak gets done before the brocoli does, is to remove it, increase the heat, and finish off the brocoli adding a little more water if you need it.
The end result is a well cooked steak with a nicely seasoned outer surface. Moving the onions around in the oil does this. Your brocoli and onions steamed together make the rest of the meal. Add more butter if you enjoy it on your greens, while not worrying about your arteries.
When everything is golden, the brocoli will get done right when the steak does.
Eating the onions is optional. They are there mostly for flavor, but if you do plan to eat them, starting with bigger pieces is the way to go. Smaller ones turn to mush and become part of the broccoli sauce.
Serve right away before anything gets a chance to cool much. Goes well with a nice salad.
(Ducks now)
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Wait, stop! I saw the words "Open Source" and read the whole question. I didn't see anything about coding, systems design, politics/anarchy, Microsoft bashing (nary even an "M$"), IP debates, GPL, RMS, Eric Raymond, Linuxs Torvalds, GNU, FSF, GNU/Linux, Linux, the Hurd or BSD. And this made it on Slashdot!
Ow! Ow! I sprained my brain!
I would suggest you get frequent blood-pressure and cholesterol tests.
Stock up on Clearasil.
Get pants with an elastic waist.
And remember, it's never too early to start saving for your quadruple-bypass and an electric scooter with a shopping basket on the front.
to make and eat:
Microwave eggs
Place 1 or 2 eggs in microwave on high for 1 min, then eat. You can wait afterwards if it's too hot. Style can be varied by scrambling eggs (actually, you should cover any unpunctured yolks, as they can get a bit explosive) and periodically rescrambling them. Is much more comestible than it might sound.
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making your own food takes coding time.
Free Kernel Sanders.
This is an awesome "snack" to prepare you for "all-nighters" (something I haven't done since compiler class, but hey ...).
... actually just a tbsp) of garlic along with your green chile. Boil this down until the "sauce" is starting to congeal while hot. If you need to you can add a SMALL amount of corn starch (you might need to pre-dissolve this into water before adding it or you'll get lumps ... just like turkey gravy :). Let this cool a bit.
:)
Coming from the southwest, I always use very, very hot green chile--none of that "Rosarita" crap. Suit to your tastes.
Ingredients:
1) Nice amount of frozen french fries. Shoestring fries will work but larger "steak" fries work better.
2) Green chile "gravy" or sauce.
3) Lots of cheddar cheese!
Instructions:
Put the fries into the fryer to have it do its thing. As they are cooking you can either use canned Green Chile Enchilada sauce and doctor that up with more hot green chile or make it from scratch.
To make the sauce from scratch start with a small amount of water and get that boiling. Add some chicken stock or a chicken boullion cube and continue to boil. Add salt and about "40 cloves" (from Emeril
Once the fries are done, salt them immediately and put on plate. Drench all fries with the green chile sauce and cover with oodles of cheese. I like microwaving the plate for about 45 just to make sure the cheese melts all the way.
Serves 1
It's based on the interesting realisation that carrots taste a lot like coconut when mixed up in a sweet mixture (believe it or not).
Pre-installation:
0. Put large glasses into the freezer
1. Put carrots, pineapple and juice into freezer until juice/pineapple is extremely slushy & carrots frozen
Ingredients:
Procedure:
Note: The same caveats and warnings as in StrawberryMilkshakes apply here, especially allergies to honey and/or tricks and tips.
I also have Strawberry and Strawberry/Blueberry recipes there. They're similar.
fifth sigma, inc.
grandmothers feet...
The Awful Truth
Ah, XML ... the be all and end all silver bullet for the web.
I believe these are starting points.
http://www.amk.ca/recipe/
http://www.xmlhack.com/read.php?item=192
This is my version of an authentic soup from Senegal. Takes less than a half hour to make, goes great with beer and will knock your socks off.
Thinly slice and dice a medium onion and a carrot (little bits, not thick round slices). In a big pot heat about 2 Tablespoons olive oil on medium high. Saute the onions and carrots a couple minutes. Then add the following:
6 Tablespoons curry powder, as hot as you like it
1 teaspoon cumin (optional)
half teaspoon garlic powder
1 can chopped tomatoes
1 can tomato sauce
2 cans chicken broth
half cup chunky style peanut butter (natural is better, but Jif will do).
Stir really well to disperse the peanut butter.
Turn down the heat to medium.
Put 3 frozen boneless chicken breasts on a microwaveable plate and cover with another plate, leaving little or no gap. You are trying to form a very confined steam chamber. Nuke the covered chicken on medium for 3 minutes, then remove the top plate, flip the pieces over, cover again and nuke another 2 or 3 minutes on medium, depending on how cooked it looks. Use your judgement. Don't do it on high. It won't speed things up all that much and will make the chicken rubbery.
Carefully lift off the top plate (very hot steam will escape) and cut up the chicken into bite-size pieces as quickly as possible. Speed is of the essence here, as the quicker you get the chicken from the microwave to the pot, the more moist and tender it will be. Finally, pour off the juice from the now empty plate into the pot, and summon the hungry hordes.
Optional step: While the chicken is cooking use a potato masher to mash up the ingredients in the pot a little, to make it a bit thicker.
Tastes best with a blob of plain yogurt on top and some cilantro and chopped peanuts sprinkled on it, with some good bread and an extremely cold beer.
About five desert spoons of green thai curry paste (measure it to taste, but DON'T overdo it)
250 ml coconut milk
500g of either skinless chicken or lamb, cut into strips
Four *large* mushrooms, well chopped
500g (total) of the following vegetables:-
Broccoli, fairly well chopped
Miniature sweetcorn
Cabbage
Carrots
Snow peas
Bean sprouts (optional)
Vary the amounts of the different vegetables there as you like, so long as it == 500g.
Method:
Pour enough olive oil into a frypan or wok (a wok is definitely better if you've got one) for shallow frying.
Mix green curry paste and coconut milk in a bowl, making sure they're well mixed together. Ideally you'd probably want to blend it.
Put coconut milk and lamb or chicken into frypan, and cook on medium heat until the lamb/chicken is around half cooked.
Add vegetables to lamb/chicken, and continue cooking until meat is firm/cooked through. You really don't want to overcook chicken, as it goes like cotton wool if you do.
Serve either on it's own or on a bed of jasmine rice. This will probably make enough for about five people, but if you want enough for one, just use 100g of meat and vegetables, and quarter the amount of curry paste and coconut milk.
1) Ginger Chicken stir fry
Bell Pepper , Ginger , Soy Sauce , Chicken Brest , Salt , Pepper
Cut chicken and peppers into medeum thin strips. For collor , use one red , green and Yellow pepper.
Heat pan over medeum flame. Lightly coat the pan with olive oil , then toss in the chcken.
Brown the chicken on all sides by tossing gently. when the outside of all the chicken is white , add the peppers. toss around more , adding soy sauce and ginger.
Serve straight or over rice.
I have only 1 comment on the recipes in the book:
//rdj
it needs more garlic!
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
--Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
I manage to keep up a diet of cheap, homemade gourmet food on an actress/college student/computer lab stooge schedule using the following cooking strategy:
Tuperware.
I cook maybe once or twice a week, and when I do, I make mass quantities of food. Soups work great for this. When I cook, I box up most of the food and leave it in the fridge. The next day, when I have all of 20 minutes between work and class, or class and rehearsal, or whatever, I can heat something up and have a good meal. The following recipe is by far my favorite for this- and is also the one I can take most credit for. Forgive any vagueness, as it's a recipe that needs to be played by ear for the most part.
Quebecquoise Soup d'Ognion
6 or 8 large sweet white onions
Beer (at least 2 12 oz bottles) Unibrew (a Montreal micro) makes a beer called Blanche du Chambly that is perfect, but any light, flavorful beer will do fine.
Good Balsamic Vinegar. The ammount you use depends on the quality of the vinegar- the better the vinegar, the less you need.
White wine vinegar
A loaf or two italian bread
Olive oil
Basil
Oregano
salt
Provolone Cheese
Soup:
Slice onions
In a very large stock pot, sautee onions in 3 Tbsp olive oil until soft and slightly brown.
Add water until the pot is about half full.
Now comes the artsy part.
Add the beer and vinegar. You'll want to start with at least 12oz of beer and 1/4 cup balsamic and 1/4 cup wine vinegars. From there, adjust until the flavor is right, but a little watery.
Simmer for an hour or more with the lid off, check occasionally. Adjust ingredients as needed. The soup should be rather sweet (from the onions) but a bit tart (vinegar).
Croutons:
In a large bowl, mix 1 cup olive oil, 2Tsp Basil and 1Tsp oregano.
Chop italian bread into crouton-sized cubes.
Coat bread with olive oil mixture
Spread on a cookie sheet.
Cook at 350 until lightly browned and hard.
Assembly:
Now you should have a gigantic pot full of onion soup, some freshly homemade croutons, and provolone cheese. For each serving of soup, ladle the soup into a bowl, and top with croutons. Layer sliced cheese on top. Stick the whole concoction in oven at around 350 until the cheese melts. (If you're starting with cold soup, warm it for a bit first before adding croutons and cheese) This can also be done in a microwave, if you're fortunate enough to own one.
2/5 of cold pizza left from last night (all there is).
Wash down with available cola.
If not enough, search appartment for even older leftover pizza.
http://www.recipesource.com/ - all you could ever want.....
Used to be "SOAR"....
...to play with the food. It's even simpler to make this cooking "book":
frozen pizza
Done.
-- ess
Red Bull contains guarana, which is one of the natural sources for caffeine.
I really can't understand the concept here. How can you link programming and food in such a way? It just doesn't work.
However, there are 'cookbooks' which don't relate to food at all. For example, 'The Design Cookbook,' a book that contains inspirational pictures and layouts to give designers inspiration. It's not full of recipes for food, but 'recipes' for designing.
Why couldn't there be a similar thing for programming? A book full of inspirational essays about coding, tiny tips on various algorithms, and charts illustrating how different data structures work, etc.. all stuff that you might already know but that might remind you of using a certain forgotten process in a new project.
mogorific carpentry experiments
Is there a mirror on the site?
:)
The one on Geocities seem to be down at the moment.
I guess I have to print this one out, as I am moving in a week!
The thing hasn't even been up for 24 hours and I have 75 email messages :P
Seriously, though, I've scanned several of the recipes I got in my mailbox so far and many, many of them look good. I'll keep everyone posted.
Maybe the Victorians did, but we Brits roast our beef theese days!
And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
... most recipes will probably contain massive doses of caffein ;)
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
the kind of stuff you'd make before sitting down for a long coding session
Er...coke and pizza
If you go through iuniverse.com, you can have it set up for print-on-demand for something like $100. It goes in the Amazon and BN catalogs and can be ordered at brick n morters through Ingram. No minimum orders as all books are printed after they are ordered.
The Glass is Too Big: My Take on Things
This doesn't have a name (I should probably come up with something), but almost everyone who tries it likes it.
1 pound hamburger
1 can baked beans
1 can whole kernel corn
1 box Mexican rice
1 jar salsa
1 bag cheddar or "Mexican" cheese
2 cups of water
Brown the hamburger. Dump the hamburger and everything except the cheese into a big pot. Simmer until it thickens up. Add the cheese and serve in a bowl with tortilla chips.
The Glass is Too Big: My Take on Things
Bit of a hot one this but you can adjust to taste.
:)
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Ingredients:-
Chicken of some description (I use a whole freshly roasted chicken - as sold by Tescos but you can use raw stuff - just takes a bit longer, and makes it a bit sloppy)
6 fresh tomatoes
1 large onion
Turmeric
Encona West Indian pepper sauce
Fresh Coriander
Freshly ground black pepper.
Rice etc.
Put rice onto boil.
If using roasted chicken dismember with hands - squeeze and bones pop out! None of that carving marlarkey - takes too long.
Heat sunflower oil in wok or large frying pan.
Chop onion. Turn the heat up to max. If your cooker is a bit weedy, get a good hiking stove
Fry Onion and chicken pieces in pan (put the skin in too). Cover chicken and onion in turmeric and stir fry. Optionally add a small amount of Jerk seasoning at this stage.
After a couple of minutes add pepper sauce to taste (I use about 1.5 inches of the bottle). Stir
Add black pepper to taste.
Chop tomatoes whilst occasionally stirring chcikcen and onions.
Throw in tomatoes and stir.
Lastly, chop coriander and add to the pan. Continue to stir and fry until onions/tomatoes just slightly burnt on the edges.
Don't forget the rice, and don't serve the burnt bits on the bottom of the pan...
Combine with tea or coffee for a good caffeine/chilli eys on stalks type ffect essential for those long coding/fragging sessions
Erm and don't email me about any injuries caused whilst cooking, eating or er.. disposing of this dish - use at your own risk..
Enjoy - Scoot
Rather than a cookbook, what we need is recipeforge.org... I can't wait for the bitter battle over the peas and carrots patch to the chicken cassrole
A delicious pork tenderloin recipie for the grill.
1/4 cup brown sugar (packed)
3 tsp. dried thyme (or 1 1/2 fresh)
2 tsp. each of: ground allspice, ginger powder, mustard powder
1 tsp. each of: salt & pepper
2 pork tenderloin strips (one package)
Combine all ingredients (except the tenderloin, put it aside for now) and mix well. Prepare grill. Rub mixture on tenderloins to coat wel. Let stand for 10 minutes (sugar will dissolve a bit). Just prior to placing on the grill, add a bit more of the rub.
Grill over medium hot coals turning frequently. The crust will darken and blacken, so a meat thermometer should be used to make sure the tenderloins are cooked thouroughly (160 - 180F/70-83C).
"Being Irish, he possessed an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through brief episodes of joy." -W. B.
need i say more?
-D
like the Wiki Cook-book like the Wikipedia?
although i know we're talking opensource recipies, some good things can result from use of propritary modules. making the pizza this way essentially requires only two things: money and the dominos module.
if your dominos module is not installed or not activiated, you need to do so before continuing. it is a proprietary module which you can find with any phone book. installation and activation requires a phone. you will then need to supply a few environment variables during install of the dominos module such as your name, address, and phone number. then, you will be promped for pizza parameters such as size and toppings. the activation function returns a monitary float argument, which you must store for later use.
now, wait for the dominos module to execute its preparation and delivery functions. this may take as long as 30 minutes, depending on the speed of the dominos module and its current workload.
when complete, the dominos module will issue a doorbell interrupt. the resulting function will take a single monitary arugument and return the pizza object if the argument is larger than the float returned during activation.
at this point, the operation should be complete and you will have your pizza. although not for the opensource purist, this method generally delivers relatively high quality with reasonable execution time.
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My wife taught me this one. It rocks.
Input:
2 cans refried beans
1 cup sour cream (more if desired)
1 cup mayo (more if desired)
generic "taco seasoning"
3 large or 4 small tomatoes
1 small can diced green chilies
2 cups grated cheddar cheese
1 bunch of scallions
Process:
In a large rectangular pan (16x9?), spread refried beans evenly. In a bowl, mix sour cream, mayo, and taco seasoning to taste (should be pretty spicy). Spread mixture over beans. Dice tomatoes and spread over mixture. Spread green chilies on top of tomatoes. Spread cheese on top of chilies. Dice scallions and spread on top of cheese.
Serve at room temperature with tortilla chips.
1 box Kraft Deluxe Mac & "Cheese"
1 can light tunafish
1 packet onion soup (dried, you know)
1/2 bag frozen peas
Cook mac & cheese as normal. When adding cheese at final step, also add remaining ingredients. Mix thoroughly, serve and eat.
So the peas are still frozen, right? Crunchy!
I heard about this site on the radio a while ago. Just enter all the ingredients you have available, and it will return recipes, ranked by the percentage of ingredients you have.
I do not know if anybody mentioned this, and I am not going to bother to check, but...
You do not need to put your cookbook under any licence. Recipes are not covered by copyright... period.
All data is speech. All speech is Free.
this is ridiculously easy and you'd be surprised how good it is. Don't be scared by the list - total cooking time's about 20 minutes.
Need:
1 box chicken-flavored pilaf (rice-a-roni works)
2 tbs butter
1 lime
1/4 cup frsh grated parmesian
1/2 pound chicken breast
2 tbs balsamic vinegar
favorite veggie (snow peas, onions and/or peppers work well)
2 cloves garlic
olive oil
salt, pepper, basil
you do this in two pans simultaneously.
Pan 1:
heat olive oil with garlic. Cook veggie 2-3 minutes. Add chicken. add vinegar, salt, pepper and basil. Cook till done.
Pan 2:
melt butter in pan. Follow insturctions on back of pilaf box. After you add water, squeeze lime into pan. Add yellow chicken-flavored stuff. cook till done.
add pan one to pan two. Mix. top with cheese. feeds three, stuffs two, immobilizes one.
--triv
I personally like recipes that allow you to make your own trade offs between goodness and ease of preparation, based on what you have available (ingredients, utensils, time, patience...): This probably sounds too easy to be good, but trust me - it genuinely makes a tasty sauce. Better than Ragu Spaghetti sauce: 1 can stewed tomatoes (12-16 oz) 1 can tomato paste (6-8 oz) Open cans and dump into a pot, stir and put on the stove at medium heat setting (~10 minutes). Or dump them in a bowl and stick them in the microwave (3-5 minutes). Put it on some pasta. It's fine just like that, but there are a number of variations you can make. I try have plenty of cans of tomatoes, paste and mushrooms on hand at all times. Variations: Stewed tomatoes come with spices already added. Try them all (even the mexican spiced ones). Throw it all into a blender and pulverize the tomatoes before heating. Or don't heat it at all. Throw in some mushrooms. Add a can of red or black beans (even coders need protein once in a while). Crumble up that leftover hamburger patty and throw it in. (another possible source of protein, depending on where you get your hamburger) In case you need help making pasta (I know people who do :/):
Put about 4-5 cups of water in a big pot. Put a little oil in there (about a tablespoon, or a shot if that's easier to visualize). Put on the stove and set the burner to high to get it boiling. Once it starts to boil, put in the pasta and turn down the heat so it doesn't boil over (I set my dial to about 3/4). It'll likely take around 20 minutes, but set the timer for 10 minutes so you remember to stir it at least once. Then set it for 10 more and it'll be done. Drain off the water.
Combine with that sauce and you have a decent spaghetti dinner. Presented properly, you might even impress a guest with it...
TuneShark
One 14-oz. jar Kroger Natural Creamy peanut butter
1-3/4 cups dry milk powder
1/2 cup honey
Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Don't use a spoon---just mush it up with your hands until it's like play dough. Roll it up into balls. Eat.
We're going to make information free Mr. Anderson, whether you like it, or not.
Actually, they thaw nicely in the blinkin' hot noodles. :-)
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check out turducken here.
My life in the land of the rising sun.
1 strip steak
1 can lowry's seasoning salt
Salt the cattle flesh.
Throw cattle flesh on hot grill for a few minutes for each each side (rare).
Find a vegan for your audience.
Eat without using utensils, be sure to let blood/juice drip from your mouth
I find this performance piece provides me with the hostile atmosphere most conducive to long coding sessions.
Wouldn't this idea work better as "FoodForge" ? Where anyone can submit a new recipe, that is (almost) instantly available online, and others can comment/add variants to it ?
-Billco, Fnarg.com
"Scientists believe it is the caffeine in coffee that protects against alzheimers, an incurable disorder that causes disorientation and memory loss."
There is also a article at msnbc.com, saying that alcohol may reduce Alzheimers as well.
"Drinking moderate amounts of alcohol, which has already been shown to help prevent heart disease and strokes, may also cut the risk of Alzheimer's disease by nearly half, a Dutch study found."
I knew I'm on the right track. Can somebody pass me another Vodka Red Bull?
*Caffeine is known for its stimulating effect, clearly noted above all in the circulatory system and in the brain.
>> Had I been going to bed earlier every night? Have I been sleeping later? Has Tyler been in charge longer and l
If you prepare just the dough recipe, you can use it to make focaccia, which is useful for: 1) awesome sandwiches, and 2) impressing SO's/prents when served, with some olive oil for dipping, as an appetizer or side.
Just let the dough rise and then pull it into a whatever shape you like -- round like a pizza, square for cutting into snack-size sticks, or small sandwich-size blobs -- as long as it's between roughly a half inch and an inch thick. (Trial and error will teach you the best choice. In case of error, it'll probably still be OK for you to eat by yourself.)
Play a Lynnrd Syknnrd MP3 while you wait for the dough to rise again [rise agin...like the South...get it?]. Next, brush the dough with olive oil (a little of which can be poured on straight from the bottle and smooshed around with your hand if no one's watching) and sprinkle with any/all of the following: oregano, garlic, table salt or coarse kosher salt, black pepper, thyme, whatever. Bake the focaccia for eight to ten minutes or until it's golden and crusty, and then eat it dipped into not-the-cheapest olive oil at your local grocer's, or let it cool before slicing for sandwiches.
Clever readers will order a 4 ounce bag of pizza spices from Penzey's -- www.penzeys.com -- and use it on this focaccia, or to make their own pizzas, or just to improve the pre-made ones bought from the store or a delivery guy.
Places like Bertucci's always advertise the fact that they cook their pizza in a brick oven. Well, you can too.
You can either get a pizza stone ($30-$40) from a food store, or you can go down to your local tile mart and get some unglazed quarry tile. I wound up with 4 8" square pieces, and they were so surprised that I wanted so few that they just gave them to me.
Basically, you put the tile on the bottom of your oven and crank the heat up as high as it will go for 30 minutes. You also need a metal pizza peel (giant spatula) to get it in and out of the oven, which can be bought online (I was lucky enough to find a restaurant supply place a few miles away) for cheap (less than $10, probably).
This reduces cooking time to about 5 minutes, and it really does taste better. I got this from the cooking show Good Eats (Alton Brown's book was reviewed here recently). You can find transcripts and recipes from every show here:
http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com
He also has an interview and all sorts of facts.
Oh, and as far as regular pizza toppings (the recipe in the parent post sounds very good, and I'll have to try it), I like roasted garlic cloves (20 minutes at 300 degrees F), sun dried tomatoes, and jalapeno peppers. Pineapples go well with the hot peppers (it works for stir fry!), but are a bit heavy unless you're making deep dish pizza.
WMBC freeform/independent online radio.
(Okay, the way a recipe is written can be copyrighted, e.g. "mix until the color of sour hazelnuts" or using a specific page layout. But the recipes themselves are all free.)
Don't blame me; I voted for CowboyNeal.
By the way, the drink is called Chelsea in England since Clinton's doughter can't stop it...
>> Had I been going to bed earlier every night? Have I been sleeping later? Has Tyler been in charge longer and l
I've updated the website a little bit, and here's the update copied from the website:
--Reprint follows--
I have received a ton of submissions, and have already replied to several submissions. My email box has about 100 or so emails sitting in it right now, and I'm slowly sifting through the recipes and adding things. There's about 26 pages printed so far, and I've got a lot of good ideas just waiting to be looked at. Keep 'em coming!
Also, for some help doing US to Metric conversions, I've found this site to be quite helpful. You may wish to use this to convert US units to Metric units and back again
Real programmers don't eat quiche!
Konqueror will do fine. In the menus: Location, Print..., choose `Print to File (PDF/Acrobat)', choose a filename and paper specs, awaaaay we go. Or use any other browser likewise. Outside KDE, you can print to PostScript (e.g. in Mozilla or Netscape) and then ps2pdf that (or just ship it); even in Windows you can install a PostScript printer definition and save-to-file the output (then ps2pdf it on a Linux box if required).
Most printers are deleriously happy with PostScript and PDFs, especially given that (1) much of their machinery thrives on PostScript anyway and (2) some people hand them things like XLSes, PUBs and WKSs to deal with.
Um, I'm using KDE 3.0.1 here, it may be different in an earlier (or later) version.
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
The whole first few sections of the cookbook is dedicated to basic instructions and what they mean. For the obvious ones, I don't go into detail (like bake) but for the more esoteric ones (like deglazing) I do explain what gets done. Also, at the end there'll be a spice catalog with some information about some major spices that I know of.