I saw a man with a turban the other day. Since I don't often catch glimpses of terrorists I seized the moment and smacked his head with my snow shovel. I know, I know, Iraqis don't wear turbans, but I think Afghanistan and Iraq are close enough together to be entirely the same. Anyway, I agree with your point (calling that fellow a SORRY ASS), you should've called him a pussy, too!! God is an American, and if I let these Iraqis steal my freedom, I'll burn in Hell!
This war is not going as planned. Iraqis see the United States and the United Nations as their suppressors. American body bags are coming home. Children in Iraq are not only starving, but now facing air raids. Civilians are crowding the streets chanting anti-American sentiments. This is not liberation.
Please use fewer 'junk' characters.Slashdot. SLASH. DOT. IS THIS TOO MUCH REPIiTIiiTIiiON? IS IT? Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Re:Over 1200 Dead US Soldiers Transported From AfgGGGGGGGGG Still, the filter nails me. What a piece of shit SHIT NUGGET FUCKER FUCK STUPID SHITFACED FILTER ASSHOLE CODERS MORONS. Still, I get the toomuchrepitition filter. Stupid cunt-faced cock-snorkeling jizz-wadded ass-cream. WOW THE LAMENESS FILTER IS FUCKIN GEIGH, LIKE YOU TACO YOU FAG0RT PENISH. Still, repetition filter. ok, maybe its because i keep typing repitition. Jesus, more of the same filter! What the fuck is going on here!? I've submitted this shitty post after every sentence!
i wish I could type you guys up a story or something, or maybe a really k-rad WIPO ripoff. All Hail Eris!
Am I possibly encountering this filter because of the jizz encrusted asshole of slash janitors? this is seriously just plain annoying now. which i guess is sort of ironic, assuming that i too am annoying. hmmm. enlightenment can be found in the strangest of places.
I was wondering if you had any gay starving African children in Africa pr0n pix. pls reply asap. will trade naked pictures of Bea Arthur and Hillary Clinton.
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In other news, stop stealing music you pirates!
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That is all.
All Hail Eris!
Faux news just reported that coalition forces have seized Baghdad and have executed Saddam Hussein and his entire family! Viva Democracy! whoops..
If you remember the previous April 1st, the excessive mod-upping of nonsense FPs began when I suckered those fools into it!
I saw a man with a turban the other day. Since I don't often catch glimpses of terrorists I seized the moment and smacked his head with my snow shovel. I know, I know, Iraqis don't wear turbans, but I think Afghanistan and Iraq are close enough together to be entirely the same. Anyway, I agree with your point (calling that fellow a SORRY ASS), you should've called him a pussy, too!! God is an American, and if I let these Iraqis steal my freedom, I'll burn in Hell!
same stupid traps, same animosities, same racist hatred as all generations before.
this can't go on forever.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hey Ronny! Gotcher nose!
This war is not going as planned. Iraqis see the United States and the United Nations as their suppressors. American body bags are coming home. Children in Iraq are not only starving, but now facing air raids. Civilians are crowding the streets chanting anti-American sentiments. This is not liberation.
Please use fewer 'junk' characters.Slashdot. SLASH. DOT. IS THIS TOO MUCH REPIiTIiiTIiiON? IS IT? Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Re:Over 1200 Dead US Soldiers Transported From AfgGGGGGGGGG Still, the filter nails me. What a piece of shit SHIT NUGGET FUCKER FUCK STUPID SHITFACED FILTER ASSHOLE CODERS MORONS. Still, I get the toomuchrepitition filter. Stupid cunt-faced cock-snorkeling jizz-wadded ass-cream. WOW THE LAMENESS FILTER IS FUCKIN GEIGH, LIKE YOU TACO YOU FAG0RT PENISH. Still, repetition filter. ok, maybe its because i keep typing repitition. Jesus, more of the same filter! What the fuck is going on here!? I've submitted this shitty post after every sentence!
i wish I could type you guys up a story or something, or maybe a really k-rad WIPO ripoff. All Hail Eris!
Am I possibly encountering this filter because of the jizz encrusted asshole of slash janitors? this is seriously just plain annoying now. which i guess is sort of ironic, assuming that i too am annoying. hmmm. enlightenment can be found in the strangest of places.
various random news reports?
DVD
LOTR
BBC
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George W. Bush is our president and we must stick with him no matter what our morals are.
Whoop de doo.
Who gives a bibble?
yadda yang ya-hay.
You deserve some face-time with sweet lady BRICK.
Well done!
Let's take it and then turn that place into a parking lot! yeah! kickass.
You used to be more creative that this. What's happened?
Why did the teachers at schools wear sunglasses?
Because their students are so bright!
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Excessive military spending + Excessive tax breaks for the rich = corporate capitalism = death
That You Fail It bastard won't touch you now!
Uh, the first GTA? Doesnt it already run on 'modern computers'? This game sucks anyway.
it's not the end of the world, it's just a phase. [fp]
Nobody predicted this, either! Weathermen suck nuts!
Penis!
[fp]!
I was wondering if you had any gay starving African children in Africa pr0n pix. pls reply asap. will trade naked pictures of Bea Arthur and Hillary Clinton.
oh, and here's a first post for all you HATAZ