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Brain Prosthesis Ready For Testing

jhouserizer writes "New Scientist is reporting that an artificial hippocampus is ready to undergo testing. The leader of the team of scientists is Theodore Berger of the University of Southern California in Los Angeles. They hope these artificial hippocampuses can replace damaged (stroke, Alzheimer's, etc.) portions of your brain. I wonder what portions of 'you' would be noticeably different to your family & friends? I wonder how long it will be before we can have HUDs, such as in this story by Cory Doctorow?"

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  1. Sweet! by Rudy+Rodarte · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would start a market, particularly in college, when you need to know something. Just implant a piece of brain with some knowledge, kinda like the matrix.

    You: I need a bubble sort.
    Tank: Comin right up
    * Eyes flutter *
    You: Lets go!

    1. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your brain might indeed use some repairing if you really think you need bubble sort for something.

    2. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you mean you need BUBBLE SOAP?

      Filthy European!

    3. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who wants a Bubble Sort?

      Everyone knows a quick sort has a better Big O value anyway...

    4. Re:Sweet! by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just wanna direct link from google to my brain.

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    5. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that qsort is even worse than bubble sort as a generic sorting method.

      -if another partition is empty it may take forever.
      -once you fix it it'll just take almost forever.
      -unless you unroll another recursion it may eat your stack
      -even then you might get it wrong.

    6. Re:Sweet! by tfinniga · · Score: 1

      More like:

      You: I need a bubble sort.
      Tank: Comin right up
      * Eyes flutter *
      You: Wow, that sucks!

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    7. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However ... just wait for the DRM laws aiming to plug the "neural hole"

    8. Re:Sweet! by orthogonal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It would start a market, particularly in college, when you need to know something. Just implant a piece of brain with some knowledge, kinda like the matrix.

      Maybe you can whip up a spelling and grammar module.

      Theirs alot of need's for that in teh Slashdot community, its true isnt it? I mean, it's need is aparant, right?

      Of course, the 1337 5p34k module would probably sell better.

    9. Re:Sweet! by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it would be considered cheating. I mean if it is IN your brain you can argue that you actually memorized the material. I guess it would put an end to memorize and spit out exams.

    10. Re:Sweet! by ecloud · · Score: 1

      Bubble sort!?! Of all the things to have trouble remembering...

      Quicksort, maybe.

  2. Hippocampus... by Stalemate · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...sounds like the name of a geek college.

    1. Re:Hippocampus... by anicklin · · Score: 1

      Or, at least a medical school. :-)

    2. Re:Hippocampus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds more like a college for horses :)

    3. Re:Hippocampus... by ketilf · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...sounds like a college for fat people.

    4. Re:Hippocampus... by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      exactly my point!

    5. Re:Hippocampus... by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, it sounds like a description of most/all RPGs I play...

    6. Re:Hippocampus... by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hippo in Greek means Horse. Hence Hippopotomus means "River-Horse" and Mesopotamia means "Middle of rivers" actually according to This site Hippocampus originally meant "Sea horse" (ship?) I wonder how this came to be known as the horse of the sea....

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    7. Re:Hippocampus... by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      Is it shaped like a sea-horse?

    8. Re:Hippocampus... by umofomia · · Score: 4, Informative
      This site Hippocampus originally meant "Sea horse" (ship?) I wonder how this came to be known as the horse of the sea....
      The hippocampus brain structure is named as such because its shape resembles that of a sea horse. See here.
    9. Re:Hippocampus... by La+Temperanza · · Score: 1

      ...So the name of the Father of Medicine means "rule by horses"?

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    10. Re:Hippocampus... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      I though that was Hippocrates...

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    11. Re:Hippocampus... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Or maybe if democracy means "power of the people" maybe Hippocrates means "Horsepower" ;-) Interesting-- will have to look this one up ;)

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    12. Re:Hippocampus... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Ok-- hippopotomus means river horse

      Hippocampus means sea horse.

      Hippocrates is unclear and I am still researching it. Cratir means bowl (hence crater), and there were many philosophers named Crates. Maybe Hippocrates might mean Horse of Crates, and might have some unknown history behind it (similar though to CuChulainn, "Hound of Culainn" in Irish legend?) but that is unclear. Crates also seems connected to Kratos (or power, as in Democracy") so it may mean Horse of Power, or "Strong Horse." How would you like to have a physician named "Strong Horse?"

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    13. Re:Hippocampus... by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit einhverfr:

      Crates also seems connected to Kratos (or power, as in Democracy") so it may mean Horse of Power, or "Strong Horse."

      From looking at Perseus, krates looks like an adjectival ending derived from kratos. Hippokrates would, in fact, then mean ``horse-powerful'' or something like that. Pankrates means ``all-powerful'' (similar to Pankrator, a title of Christ); akrates means ``powerless.'' Perseus has a list of words with this ending.

      (Bleedin' lameness filter won't let me paste in any non-Latin 1 chars...)

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    14. Re:Hippocampus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG! Hippos is greek for horse, and that would be the nominative case.

    15. Re:Hippocampus... by aulendil · · Score: 1
      The ending crates, or more correctly krates as used in proper names is derived from kratos meaning power (compare with greek aristokratos). The meaning of the name Hippokrates would best be rendered as horsetamer.

      I knew my education in greek would eventually pay off, Hoorah!

  3. easy by Bodhidharma · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just has to say "I don't understand and "Where's my tea?".

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    1. Re:easy by nanojath · · Score: 1

      What?!

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    2. Re:easy by zentigger · · Score: 1

      yes, the mice will be furios when they find out someone is trying to steal their IP!

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    3. Re:easy by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      Lets not forget wearing stupid stained dressing gowns...

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  4. I need a hud. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 0, Interesting

    So i can tell if my armor suit is wearing down, or if im getting sick.

    Seriously, i think it would be great to have some stuff built in provided:
    A: It has a fucking meaningfull offswitch. I dont need a virus flashing popups at me that i cant turn off.
    b: Open source, and the hardware eqivalent. I wont sign a eula for something thats going into my body.

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  5. Neural Nets by aSiTiC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fun stuff...on the path to Kurzweil's future.

    We can all upload our brains into Neural Net Hardware.

    Scarrrry......

    1. Re:Neural Nets by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      But will it improve my downstream bandwidth?

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  6. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds kinda sorta like The Man With Two Brains w/Steve Martin. "I couldn't fuck a gorilla."

  7. Cool by The+Terrorists · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They'd better make sure that the people recieving these brains intend to use them... for standardized research you had better implement a self-improvement program including Go, reading, crosswords for these folks.

    Most people would waste a brain extension. Any expansion in intellectual power must be preceded by an expansion in social capacity for learning.

  8. When I first read the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it said "Brain Prostitute." Was I the only one?

    1. Re:When I first read the title... by ketilf · · Score: 1

      Yes, Perhaps you need one of those?

    2. Re:When I first read the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I could use the extra cpu cycles.

  9. Burn their playhouse down! by mcgroarty · · Score: 5, Funny

    o/` Everybody wants prosthetic
    foreheads on their real heads o/`

    1. Re:Burn their playhouse down! by hal200 · · Score: 2

      Hehhehehe...Classic TMBG.

      Damn. Now I've got that song stuck in my head and I'll have to dig up that CD...Damn you, mcgroarty! ;)

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    2. Re:Burn their playhouse down! by gatekeep · · Score: 1

      And everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around..

    3. Re:Burn their playhouse down! by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Dammit and I'm still waiting for mine. I'll never trust the 2 Johns again. Or the Band of Daves. Gregs? Hanks?

    4. Re:Burn their playhouse down! by willybur · · Score: 1

      Hee hee, like my sig? :)

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  10. Record your life? by sparkhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The job of the hippocampus appears to be to "encode" experiences so they can be stored as long-term memories elsewhere in the brain. "If you lose your hippocampus you only lose the ability to store new memories,"

    So lets say they get this working. Would it then be possible to record every moment of your life and store it away?

    1. Re:Record your life? by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Sure, but it's pretty useless until they replicate the part that decodes the memories... DOH

      [joking, if they can do this, they can certainly just re-route the inputs 'unencoded' elsewhere I'd assume]

    2. Re:Record your life? by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting question.

      If this device is simply taking input, processing it in a very specific way, then outputting it surely it would be possible to record the input and then play it back.

      Reminds me of that movie Strange Days a bit.

      Although I don't think it would record your perceptions but rather whatever you were remembering right then.

    3. Re:Record your life? by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would it then be possible to record every moment of your life and store it away?

      Only if you sign a document giving the hospital exclusive copyrights, including movies, books, broadway plays, performance rights and derivitives. Any attempt to circumvent your brain prosthesis would then been construed as a voilation of the DMCA.

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    4. Re:Record your life? by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      Bad form to reply to myself but I just realized I was being silly.

      This is only about RECORDING memories at this point. So replaying a recording would ... well I don't know but it'd be messed up.

    5. Re:Record your life? by InferiorFloater · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keep in mind that this implant only passes signals on in a predefined way to other parts of the brain. From what I understand, the hippocampus isn't responsible for interpretation of the data, it just does some encoding and passes it on to our long-term storage.

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    6. Re:Record your life? by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you lose your hippocampus you only lose the ability to store new memories

      Hmmm... Remember Sammy Jenkis?

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    7. Re:Record your life? by bandit450 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny story. A book called "The man who mistook his wife for a hat" contains a reccord about a man who couldn't make new memories. His name: John G.

      Connections to Memento? Methinks so.

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    8. Re:Record your life? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Hey man, what a cool idea. Next, hack into their brain and store a "memory" of them borrowing $100,000.00 from you. Or of being the original model for the goatse.cx man!

    9. Re:Record your life? by huntz0r · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately, that would violate the DMCA, and you know you haven't got a chance against the kind of lawyers God Himself can afford.

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    10. Re:Record your life? by cloudness+is+x · · Score: 1

      Would it then be possible to record every moment of your life and store it away?

      Only if you can also mimic the brain as storage device.
      As the article states, it only encodes the information. The information is stored everywhere else in your brain.

    11. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not too silly. If everyone's hippocampus encodes memories in the same way, one could set up a wireless interface between two hippocampi and you'll have two people encoding the same memories.

      And then suddenly you have the ability to have a copy of your memories as you recorded them encoded into the brain of your genetic clone!

      One problem: getting a complete set of memories to encode into your clone. You'll only have them from when you started recording them into external storage.

      But then maybe just having the option of external memory storage would be attractive enough. Forget something? Replay the recorded hippocampus output for the time in question back into your brain (or into the brains of a jury of your peers).

    12. Re:Record your life? by hal200 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, there's an old joke about a bunch of engineers being accidentally sent to hell, and being engineers, they spruced up the place considerably. Air conditioning, electricity, all the modern comforts. When God noticed the mistake, he went down and demanded that Satan return the engineers so they could go to heaven, as was their due. Satan refused and God threatened to sue. Satan's response was, "Sure, but where are you going to find a lawyer?"

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    13. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot of John G.'s out there, Lenny. Fuck, I'm a John G.

    14. Re:Record your life? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      just in case you forget?

    15. Re:Record your life? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I see a booming industry selling something like Hugh Hefners life memories for implant into your brain on your deathbed.

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    16. Re:Record your life? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmm... Remember Sammy Jenkis?

      No.

    17. Re:Record your life? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Informative

      You got modded as funny, but the disorder in Memento is exactly the disorder that's caused by massive damage to the hippocampus, IIRC.

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    18. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but it's pretty useless until they replicate the part that decodes the memories... DOH

      What I'd like is a divx encoder.

    19. Re:Record your life? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

      How frustratuing would it be to have sit through the copyright disclaimer everytime you wanted to remember something...

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    20. Re:Record your life? by pwtrash · · Score: 1
      Nope, not really. As I recall, the hippocampus is really responsible for solidifying the connections associated in a memory. Basically, I think it strengthens the chemical relationship between the neurons involved in a memory, at either the request of the frontal lobes (as in when you try to store a memory) or lower levels of the limbic system (as in when a traumatic emotional event happens that you remember forever). I think the only way you'd get that would be complete brain mappin on a per-individual basis (which fortunately for us tends to change over time).

      From a computer perspective, I believe this is a little like associating several addresses with each other. Sure, you could keep those addresses around forever, but what do they mean? Also, what happens when the contents change over time?

      Interestingly enough, implicit learning can take place without the hippocampus. (This is stuff you know but don't know that you know.) It's the ability to form memories that can be remembered explicitly & on demand that gets lost. So, it may be that the hippocampus connects frontal lobes with the associated areas (some of which may also be frontal, but some of which are definitely in other areas, such as temporal - words & figures - & occipital - vision).

      It's going to be a while before this gets used in humans. Hopefully. Maybe with a wireless device, it could be part of the TIA work?

    21. Re:Record your life? by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not clear that the hippocampus actually gets all of the data; it may well be that the hippocampus only produces "tags" for memories, which get sent to the parts of the brain having the experiences, and those parts encode their current state and store it with the tag. In this case, the output of the hippocampus would serve to produce the associations you would have with every moment of your life, but not the moments themselves (or the content of the associations).

      In computer terms, the hippocampus would be the CPU issuing DMA requests; the data actually goes from RAM (short-term memory) to disk (long-term memory), without appearing in the output of the CPU. Recording the output of the CPU gives you all of the disk and RAM addresses, but not the actual data or the meanings of the addresses.

      This project doesn't attempt to understand how the hippocampus works, or even what its exact role in memory is (beyond the fact that, whatever is does, it is necessary to memory work); it attempts to duplicate the signals the normal hippocampus produces. For all we know, the hippocampus might be an incredibly complex clock, needed for memory but having no useful relationship to the experiences you're having.

    22. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So would this be called the "Masturbation Channel"?

    23. Re:Record your life? by randyest · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is +5 Interesting only to those who didn't read (or understand) the article.

      Anyway, when I first saw this headline I was thrilled at the prospect of scientists anywhere actually understanding any chunk of brain well enough to replace it (with a semiconductor, no less -- those must be some awesome I/O buffers on that ASIC -- what's brain voltage, uV? nV?).
      Then I saw:

      No one understands how the hippocampus encodes information. So the team simply copied its behaviour. Slices of rat hippocampus were stimulated with electrical signals, millions of times over, until they could be sure which electrical input produces a corresponding output. Putting the information from various slices together gave the team a mathematical model of the entire hippocampus.

      They just brute-forced it! This is remarkable achievement, but moreso from tech implementation standpoint than a brain understanding standpoint.

      The point is, we don't have any clue at all about the uber-divx format that encodes human perception or memory. So the idea of storing it outside of the brain (or even viewing it, or cross-connecting 2 brains) is kinda silly at our level of understanding.

      We just found a little chunk (the hippocampus) that is essential to storing memories and happens to get whacked often enough by stroke and such. Then we did an all-possible-input-combos test on this chunk (using rat brains, apparently), recorded the outputs, and burned the whole thing into a look-up table in a chip, and (this is the cool part) connected the chip to a real brain, bypassing a broken hippocampus chunk.

      We just mimicked a relatively simple part of the brain with an exhaustive, brute-force approach that may not scale well to human hippocampi.
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    24. Re:Record your life? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      Remember Sammy Jenkis?

      Actually, I don't, though we may have talked about him before. You see, I've got this condition....

    25. Re:Record your life? by Skwirl · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it would be anything like deja vu. Perhaps it would also restrengthen the values of the neurons that were originally altered during the original encoding. That's not always a good idea: Run the same value through a neural network enough times and the neural network becomes too rigid and loses its ability to estimate.

    26. Re:Record your life? by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1

      Assuming that it becomes possible to record every moment of your life and you're able to replay it at will, I have just one question.
      When the heck would you get time to watch it all?

    27. Re:Record your life? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      We just found a little chunk (the hippocampus) that is essential to storing memories and happens to get whacked often enough by stroke and such. Then we did an all-possible-input-combos test on this chunk (using rat brains, apparently), recorded the outputs, and burned the whole thing into a look-up table in a chip, and (this is the cool part) connected the chip to a real brain, bypassing a broken hippocampus chunk.

      So what's the betting that the first human to get one of these implanted will end up with a rat's memory - only remembering things of importance to a rat! :-)

    28. Re:Record your life? by russellh · · Score: 1
      They just brute-forced it! This is remarkable achievement, but moreso from tech implementation standpoint than a brain understanding standpoint.

      Well how could you not do it this way? Reality is statistical. We expect the sun to rise every day because it always has done so, and we've constructed our theories of the universe based upon observations, not special extra-sensory "understanding" that precedes observing the facts.

      You have to go out and make measurements, produce a lot of data. Sounds like what they were doing to me. Understanding will follow.

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    29. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      why couldn't you just write the output to a file, and then load it into input later?

    30. Re:Record your life? by ndogg · · Score: 1

      However, this is a good step in the right direction for understanding how the brain works.

      A lot of times, in mathematics, you will find a mathematical model for a system by playing around with it (i.e. brute forcing it), but that gives you some sort of direction for which to find a proof.

      So far, no one has proven the neural net algorithms out there. For now, they just happen to work.

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    31. Re:Record your life? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That's not funny y'know. It's actually scary if you look at DRM, DMCA, TCPA etc.

      Strict monopolies on copying doesn't scale well - bottlenecks things like telepathy and brain assistants.

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    32. Re:Record your life? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      So lets say they get this working. Would it then be possible to record every moment of your life and store it away?

      I can't help but think of the movie "Brain-Storm."

      It was an early 80s movie with Christopher Walkin. In it a company invented a way to record memories for playback. Everything is hunky dory until one of the lab techs has a heart attack with the thing on, and records the whole process of dieing.

      I've lifted a pretty good explaination from the book The Holograpic Universe, by Michael Talbot[amazon.com]. Memories are stored like holographic interference patterns within the mind. In holography, if you chop the image in half you actually get 2 copies of the image, albeit at half the resolution. The image is only retrieved when you shine a reference beam over the interfence pattern.

      Now, if the hippocampus is responsible for encoding the reference beam for memory storage and retrieval, you would still need the original brain matter, or at least a good chunk of it, to pull up the memory. It would be like having a FAT table, but none of the data sectors.

      While this wouldn't make a good memory archiving tool, it would make a dandy interrogation tool. Simply subject your subject to a standard battery of waveforms and record how the brain responds.

      Before I discount the idea completely, I should not the work of Carl Jung. According to Jung, humans have a standard set of hard-coded symbols. He has a pretty substantial body of work that is beyond the scope of this rant. Now if his theories are correct, it may be possible that we all react in a similar way to the same waveform patterns. With a large enough cross sampling of the frequency response of neural matter you might be able to construct a lookup table.

      A lot of the work folks have done with PET scanners shows that many people DO use the same part of the brain for similar tasks. You might be on to something, at least for folks with a normal mind. The psychotic are known to respond VERY differently to stimuli, which is why tests like word-association work so well in identifying them.

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    33. Re:Record your life? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      No, but neither does he.

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    34. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to physiology. It's almost always like this.

    35. Re:Record your life? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      We just mimicked a relatively simple part of the brain with an exhaustive, brute-force approach that may not scale well to human hippocampi.

      Shannon's Information theory basically boils down to: you only have to store/transmit the bits of information that don't do what you expect them to do. If you are shipping a stream of all 1's, the compression algorythem is a simple infinite loop.

      When you perform a logic table or a K-map you are actually using a rudimentary compression algorythem to simplify the response to input. Something like a huffman code is simply a more complex compression algorythem.

      If the stimulis-response pattern is that whacked out, that means there is a heck of a lot more to meatware than folks give it credit. I personally wonder if they might be simplifying matters a bit by assuming the system ALWAYS responds the same way to the same inputs, or whether an internal state affects the behavior. Rather hard to tell that on dead tissue.

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    36. Re:Record your life? by NoData · · Score: 1

      The brute-force method is exactly why I and my colleagues have very serious doubts about this endeavor. While I myself am not a hippocampologist, I am a neuroscientist and work closely with a few specialists in the hippocampus. The article is a bit dismissive..a lot of people do have very detailed, very interesting theories about how the hippocampus does what it does. To just brute force trace anatomical connections misses the point of mechanism.

      First off, the hippocampus is one of the most dynamic, plastic parts of the brain. The strong evidence is that one of its key jobs in forming memories is to associate highly unrelated representations stored somewhere out in cortex. For example, you want to rememeber where you parked your car when you go home to work, hippocampus binds the place in the lot with your car in your mind...and associates the whole configuration with quittin' time. Quickly. Dynamically. End of day comes around, hippocampus completes the scene by evoking a memory of where you parked your car. This means the cells of hippocampus subserve the binding of highly disparate representations over the course of even a single day--no way just matching inputs to outputs will capture that dynamism.

      Second, what no one really does understand is how neurons communicate information in the first place. Yes, people understand that electrical impulses (action potentials) cause the release of chemical messengers (neurotransmitter) across the synapse. But how is information actually encoded? There are rate code theories (all that matters is frequency of neuron firing) and, gaining wider support, are time code theories: the time at which spikes occur carries information in and of itself, in relation to the timing of other neurons. More firing doesn't just mean "more" of whatever signal that neuron conveys. This just skims the surface of the enormous complexity of neural systems that would have to be understood and implemented by someone producing a neural prosthetic that has some hope of working. Blind black boxing isn't going to cut it in the brain.

      And, of course there are scads of neurochemicals, receptors, second-messenger pathways--subtle and sublime mechanisms that fundamental impact information processing. AND, the hippocampus isn't some cluster of a few hundred cells. We're talking about 150,000 neurons in the rat, probably hundreds of millions in the human. This is a sizable strip of brain deep in your temporal lobe.

      Anyway, the hippocampus is a complicated organ. Beyond motor or sensory augmentation, I just don't think any neural prosthetic is ready for R&D prime time. I hope this group proves me wrong.

      Tangentially, I'd like to add that reconstructing anything bit by bit does not add to understanding. If I could reconstruct a brain atom by atom, I wouldn't understand any better how the brain works. That's why models are, by definitions, always abstractions and simplifications of the real system. That's the only way we learn.

    37. Re:Record your life? by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      s/algorithem/algorithm/g

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    38. Re:Record your life? by randyest · · Score: 1
      Well how could you not do it this way? Reality is statistical. We expect the sun to rise every day because it always has done so, and we've constructed our theories of the universe based upon observations, not special extra-sensory "understanding" that precedes observing the facts.

      If you mean "how could you not do it this way", as in using brute-force as a natural part of the evolutionary path to get some empirical data and a prototype model upon which to develop more accurate models, OK. But that would mean you're missing my point entirely. Another post below points out how useful these results might be in that way, as a stepping stone to more thorough understanding. Agreed. But I don't think that's what you're saying because of the rest of your post.

      Statistical has nothing to do with it. And understanding does not always follow from empirical data, even exhaustive empirical data. For example, if I can watch you play tic-tac-toe, and I saw all possible game states and moves (inputs) and your actions (outputs), I could make a big lookup table that mimics you exactly (assuming you're 100% consistent in your actions, which is unlikelely, and I'd be surprised if the hippocampus is 100% consistent rather than dependent on some internal state in the rest of the brain, but I digress). But then what if you want to lose tic-tac-toe later on for some reason. My brute-force model can't take that into account. It just looked at your behaviour under one very specific set of circumstances and made a simple model. The model breaks when you change goals, or play a different game, or if just about anything changes, which is ostensibly what I was interested in to begin with -- how you act.

      On the other hand, if we can make a model that is based on understanding (like a flow chart, if-then sort of decision making and branching), even if it doesn't work as well as the brute-force model at first, it would be more promising and likely to produce a robust replacement part and enhance understanding.

      Again, the results are remarkable, and no doubt will help new research in some ways. Maybe this simple model will even serve as a foundation for a more complex model or more understanding, if from no other advantage than this can now be simulated quickly in silicon. A possible drawback to this new convenience may be that we ignore behavior of the hippocampus (under varying rest-of-brain conditions) that was not recorded by the experimenters.

      Anyway, I'd be wary about getting one of those to replace my (fried) hippocampus. It's just too much of a simplification of a massively complex system and that often leads to highly unpredictable results.
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    39. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a great joke, I'll have to send it to some of my lawyer friends.

    40. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the disorder portrayed in Memento is only loosely based on the real thing. Lenny is much higher-functioning than true anterograde amnesiacs. This may be because [SPOILER] he isn't one. It is suggested that his condition may be psychosomatic. [/SPOILER]

    41. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd be wary about getting one of those to replace my (fried) hippocampus.

      No you wouldn't. You'd wait five minutes and forget all about it.

    42. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Dude. We're all very impressed with how smart you are, but it just looks like self-aggrandizement when you start criticizing research that hasn't even been done yet. They're not claiming to have a working human neural prosthesis. Nor are they claiming to have one that works in monkeys. They're not even claiming to have one that works in rats.

      And nowhere do they ever claim, even in a best-case scenario, that they will be able to replicate the function of the hippocampus completely and accurately. But that isn't the point of a prosthesis. The point is to help, as much as possible, even if it's only a mere shadow of the functioning organ. Given a choice between encoding 1% of the normal number of long-term memories and 0%, which would you choose? You seem to be saying that this research should be considered a failure if it doesn't approach 100%.

      Or maybe you're right; maybe the brute-force approach won't work at all. But right now it's the only way to even begin to tackle the problem of a working prosthesis. And whatever else happens, we will learn something from it. But the point is, even if it eventually fails, it is up to THEM to tell us that it failed, AFTER they do the research. Not for you to make your sweeping pronouncements when the research is in its infancy.

    43. Re:Record your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a great joke, I'll have to send it to some of my lawyer friends.

      The better joke is you inferring that lawyers have friends.

    44. Re:Record your life? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      And Sammy Jenkis is much closer to the reality of anterograde amnesia.

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  11. The big question... by Lu+Xun · · Score: 3, Funny

    is how long before someone overclocks one of these things? How many tops (thought operations per second) could you get? How would you cool something like that?

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    1. Re:The big question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they crash will it be like Scanners all over again?

    2. Re:The big question... by morgajel · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would you cool something like that?

      Beer.

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    3. Re:The big question... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      is how long before someone overclocks one of these things? How many tops (thought operations per second) could you get? How would you cool something like that?

      Alastair Reynolds has people with this capability in his books, they do it by replacing the "bus" in their brains with superconductors. The catch is that without external cooling they can only accelerate their thinking for short bursts before they overheat and have to rest. But it's enough to give them a tactical advantage in battle, and back at home with their equipment, it makes them the leading scientific researchers in human civilization.

  12. Geek Code! by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    OK, all you guys who put C++++ in your geek code, sign up.

    (But you'll have to get in line behind me!)

  13. Igor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Anyone else think of Igor limping off and drooling while mumbling Brains...my master needs brains....

    1. Re:Igor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pronounced like 'eye-gor'!

  14. How about a brain linkup then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder how far away we are from actually linking the brain to a computer via a neurocannulae? If we can recreate parts of the brain, why not enhance them or make them interfaceable with computers? Think of the possibilities! Lifelike graphics (rendered by your brain, not by a puny graphics card), MMORPGs with true movement, getting shot in FPS games and actually feeling it (would eliminate those dumbasses who run at you all guns blazing just to get your health down to 50% before they get themselves killed in the process) and then there's the good old porn industry that's just waiting for something like this :D

    1. Re:How about a brain linkup then? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You dont know Lisa! She's so smart, they hooked her up to a computer to teach it some things, but she had so much knowledge that the computer got really hot and caught fire!

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    2. Re:How about a brain linkup then? by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how far that is from a hallucination. And those can be dangerous...Too much suspension of disbelief is a really bad thing.

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    3. Re:How about a brain linkup then? by zentigger · · Score: 1

      Actually this would lead to something more like the movie Total Recall. Where memories are artificially implanted into the brain without the actual experience, since the hippocampus is actually just for storing memories in the brain.

      Of course, this could be the first step towards capturing those memories from someones brain, a-la Strange Days...

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    4. Re:How about a brain linkup then? by BitHive · · Score: 1
      We're pretty far away from that. It's very difficult to record from single neurons. Having to record from every neuron in a massive fiber tract would be damn near impossible with our current technology.

      Besides, even if we could do just that, we aren't sure how the data is encoded. Much of the 'knowledge' in a neural net is stored in the network itself, not in the pattern of activity at any single synapse.

    5. Re:How about a brain linkup then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about going outside and seeing the sun and actually being there feeling the wind against your face?

      I have no idea why people want virtual reality, when in fact all reality is virtual since its prone to an individuals subjectiveness... It's a waste of time.. If you want to go on a campaign, get some friends, go to the Bighorn Mountains and have a campaign.. Simple as that. Want a Dragon? Fart under a sheet and breathe the noxious fumes that emit from the Dragon's presence... Its all relative since its a person's own perception of one's environment that makes up "reality".

      This costs nothing, requires no technology whatsoever and all it takes is bending a persons sanity for awhile (which is all pretending is). No big loss, since everyone's concept of sanity is relative and no matter how fucked up a given individual is, they still believe they're "sane". People might think you're crazy, but what do they know, since it's their reality they're judging you by and not yours?

      I think most people want a virtual reality because they're unhappy with the one they have and they want a socially acceptable way of trying out different experiences with out being accountable (for some reason, pretending is taboo in adulthood)... Little do they know, but if there was a virtual reality "real" enough, one would find oneself sitting in a machine looking out at the virtual reality of them sitting in a machine looking out... you get my point. Want that? I got a cardboard box for the machine, some sting and some tape for the electrodes... Virtual reality is here at last!!! Cost: 5 cents.

      Choose to make your reality what you want it to be in the first place. If you don't like it, make changes to make it adventuresome and exciting. If making changes to enrich your reality are too difficult, then bend sanity to taste. This is the best way to make ones virtual reality the best it can be, and is a lot easier then building a machine to do the work for you.

  15. Arizona State is a hypocampus... by L0stb0Y · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, with the ever increasing student body, ASU is slowly becoming a hypocampus... ...and I think several of the students need some brain work done as well...

    *was that out loud?*

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    1. Re:Arizona State is a hypocampus... by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      And here I thought they were only referring to the costs of going there, considering the two tuition increases in the past six months.

  16. Oh swell.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    I wonder how long it will be before we can have HUDs

    That would be wonderful. Script kiddie h4x0r5 your in-brain HUD and makes it so all you can see is the goatse.cx guy. No thanks, I'll keep my HUDless brain.

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  17. Remembering is surely important also? by Enzondio · · Score: 1

    "Forgetting is the most beneficial process we possess," Williams says. It enables us to deal with painful situations without actually reliving them.

    Okay, it might be handy, but the MOST beneficial process we possess? I think REMEMBERING might rank up there somewhere.

    1. Re:Remembering is surely important also? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance is bliss, grasshopper.

  18. Adaptation by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Forgetting is the most beneficial process we possess," Williams says. It enables us to deal with painful situations without actually reliving them.

    I am very interested in seeing how the brain would adapt to this. Would the brain always remember things or, in the case of trauma, learn to halt impulses before they reach the implanted area so that they are "forgotten"?

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    1. Re:Adaptation by TummyX · · Score: 1


      Would the brain always remember things or, in the case of trauma, learn to halt impulses before they reach the implanted area so that they are "forgotten"?


      Well the article says that the hippocampus is responsible for making us learn new memories. Surely, the information has *already* passed by the hippocampus so halting the impulses before they reach the implanted area won't make them "forgetten" it'll make them "never remembered".

    2. Re:Adaptation by umofomia · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I am very interested in seeing how the brain would adapt to this. Would the brain always remember things or, in the case of trauma, learn to halt impulses before they reach the implanted area so that they are "forgotten"?
      While the hippocampus is critical in forming memories, it doesn't pass every single experience you have into memory. This device is the same... it merely mimics the hippocampus' behavior. The researchers even admitted that they didn't know how the hippocampus works. Rather they just reproduced the behavior that a working hippocampus would produce.
    3. Re:Adaptation by unicron · · Score: 2, Funny

      oh hell yes..

      rm *nightwithfatchick

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    4. Re:Adaptation by KnowledgeFreak · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really work like that. The hippocampus uses chemicals (which are affected by the emotional intensity of the memory) to match the output of the neural network (which will contain the memory) to a "print now" output. An example of memory then is a guy walking in a pattern through a field of grass. If he walks hard (emotionally intense) or if he walks the path a lot (repetition) the path is more deaply ingrained into the grass. This is in no way a direct example of how neural networks work, but the basic idea is somewhat similar.
      Anyway, the brain couldn't "reject" certain memories. In fact, don't high trauma situations often "scar" people, prompting them to go through years of therapy to deal with the memory.

      If anyone wants to learn about how the brain "learns" and all this stuff about neural networks and how they relate to the brain, Read: THE WET MIND, by Kosslyn and Koenig. Very interesting and informative read.

    5. Re:Adaptation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have forced myself to not remember things that I didn't want to. For example, I was once told something by a friend, who immediately said "I wish I hadn't said that." I responded with "then I won't remember it." I honestly haven't. I only had all of 30 seconds to realize it, but no matter how hard I try, the information just isn't in my head.

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    6. Re:Adaptation by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am very interested in seeing how the brain would adapt to this. Would the brain always remember things or, in the case of trauma, learn to halt impulses before they reach the implanted area so that they are "forgotten"?

      Consider a relational database, like Sybase. It maintains two types of data: the database itself, which analogous to what you know, and the transaction log, which is the experiences that taught you what you know. Example: you know not to touch a hot iron, because you had the experience of burning your finger.

      What you are suggesting is dumping the transaction log periodically. So you would know not to touch the iron, but the memory of getting burnt would not be there. The question is, would you trust your own memory in that case? Or would you get burnt again to work out where the memory came from?

    7. Re:Adaptation by m4g02 · · Score: 1

      The conscious mind wont always remember things no matter what do you do to the hippocampus, its proved that most people remember much more than they think but is hidden in the unconscious and only comes out with symbols, that could be images, smells, or particular sounds. This could happen if the memory is painful or just cant be interpreted in the world of the conscious, being the last one most common, or so I read.

      We don't understand the brain enough to even think on things like this, obviously the hippocampus can record more than you think, you just don't know it was recorded.

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  19. FINALLY NO PH33R FROM B33R ! by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

    Now I can drink all I want, and never have to worry about how many braincells I destroy.

    Hell, I bet I can sit as close to the T.V. as my heart desires too !

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    1. Re:FINALLY NO PH33R FROM B33R ! by JM_the_Great · · Score: 1

      Heck, install an antenna in your brain and just watch the TV in your mind's eye. Screw those old fashion TV's with "screens" ;)

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  20. Cool Quote by ronfar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I just want to highlight one of the cool quotes from the article:
    Berger and his team have taken nearly 10 years to develop the chip. They are about to test it on slices of rat brain kept alive in cerebrospinal fluid, they will tell a neural engineering conference in Capri, Italy, next week.
    Sigh... the biological sciences are so wonderful, first spider-goats and now slices of rat brain artificially kept alive in cerebrospinal fluid. Can Donovan's Brain (or for MiSTies, The Brain That Wouldn't Die) be that far off?
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    1. Re:Cool Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... brains (of rats) in vats

    2. Re:Cool Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's old news... keeping rat brains alive in vitro has been a staple of neuroscience for at least 10 years now.

  21. me lose brain? by funkmastermike · · Score: 1

    uh oh...

    1. Re:me lose brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehe...

      why I laugh?

  22. WHo was the programmer on this brian project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Abby, Abby Normal.

  23. Brain Implants by totallygeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have wondered about stem cell injection working for learning as well. I mean, that nail-gun kid had his heart fixed by some stem cells being put into the heart, how about some stem cells into "dead" areas of the brain?

    1. Re:Brain Implants by MarkusH · · Score: 4, Informative
      I have wondered about stem cell injection working for learning as well. I mean, that nail-gun kid had his heart fixed by some stem cells being put into the heart, how about some stem cells into "dead" areas of the brain?

      The reason it worked is that the doctors harvested muscular stem cells and implanted them in the heart, which is basically one big muscle. To do that with a brain, you will need to use neural stem cells. Interestingly, the most common place to get neural stem cells is from the hippocampal region.


      Of course, implanting neural stem cells into a brain may have some unintended side effects. Who knows what changes in thought patterns might occur with completely fresh neurons in a brain?

    2. Re:Brain Implants by skillet-thief · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you get a new hippocampus, do you have to get a new motherboard too?

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    3. Re:Brain Implants by Jerf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who knows what changes in thought patterns might occur with completely fresh neurons in a brain?

      No need to wonder; look at how "fresh neurons" behave in real life. In other words, look at newborn babies. The answer is "not much".

      Neural weights only really have meaning in highly specific contexts. Even if you could "copy & paste" neurons in your brain, the new location would render the neurons effectively noise, having no coherent effect, and thus having effectively no effect at all.

      Again, you can partially see this in the real world. We've watch people's brains adapt to losing vision and going to sound for their primary input, converting vision brain area to sound brain area in the process. It's not magical; the old vision stuff is effectively useless and completely re-purposed. Cognitive-level concepts are far, far, far higher then neural weights. So the old neurons are effectively full of garbage.

      That's the reason this is so impressive to me. We've more-or-less decoded how the ear transmits sound to the brain, and have devices that can do this now, albiet not quite as well as real ears yet. We've started with ocular implants, though I don't know if that uses direct ocular nerve stimulation. This is because there are reasonably rational patterns that the sense data is transmitted in.

      But once you're inside the brain, the nerve impulses have no objective meaning. "Thought transmission", if it is ever acheived by technology, won't be as simple as replaying neural impulses from one brain into another; there's no one-to-one correspondence between neurons, and certainly no corresponence to neural weights. (Odds are, we'd have to learn to use it, and it would 'just another' line of communication, not 'mind reading' as it was portrayed in past literature. Of course, if too much information is transmitted skilled "telepaths" might still get more information then the sender intended, just as reading body language can tell you more then the speaker intended.)

      To acheive any success with an internal brain structure, understood or otherwise, is (IMHO, this is subjective of course) orders of magnitude more interesting then the ocular implants, which were pretty impressive themselves.

      Again, I emphasize: This isn't magic. This is droll reality. Out of context, a neuron is nearly useless.

    4. Re:Brain Implants by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      It's more complex than that. The brain has pathways which are established and grow from birth to I THINK around 4-5 years of age. Any new cells would have to bind their neuro-transmitters and receptors properly and then establish proper pathway "weights" (how to respond to incoming signals from different cells)

      Still an interesting idea. But I've read about some neurological stem cell experiments and I don't remember them going well... Although the last was over a year ago, so take that with a grain of salt

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    5. Re:Brain Implants by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      I needn't have responded. I cuold have read your post!

      There is some work to do the same type of work with the visual pathway. The work is centering around people who have had brain damage and lost certian processing centers in the brain. It's been a while since I read much about it, but they were looking at lower order functions such as recognizing vertical and horizontal patterns.

      Any of the higher order functions, like seeing motion, tracking moving objects, and advanced pattern recoognition, etc is WAY out there...

      Good post, though

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    6. Re:Brain Implants by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But once you're inside the brain, the nerve impulses have no objective meaning. "Thought transmission", if it is ever acheived by technology, won't be as simple as replaying neural impulses from one brain into another; there's no one-to-one correspondence between neurons, and certainly no corresponence to neural weights. (Odds are, we'd have to learn to use it, and it would 'just another' line of communication, not 'mind reading' as it was portrayed in past literature.

      This brings up something I've wondered about: how well would the brain be able to use a new set of input impulses? If we took a simple instrument, like a compass or barometric pressure sensor, and provided that information as some set of impulses to the brain, would it be able to learn how to use it?

      It's one thing to provide a type of input that the brain is familiar with - it's got to be able to learn to interpret all our normal senses when we're children. But can it learn how to use something that has never been 'standard equipment' in our ancestors?

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    7. Re:Brain Implants by blakestah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Visual pathway prosthetics work either by stimulating the retinal ganglion cells in the eye, or by stimulating in primary visual cortex.

      Neither way has yet proved useful enough to deploy on a large scale. It is a little tougher than a cochlear implant, because you have to seal the device inside the eye, and provide a power source that can stimulate a bunch of microelectrodes.

      Just because we don't understand something now doesn't mean it cannot be replicated in the future. There was a time, about 30 years ago, when simulating the function of the human ear was unheard of. Now, patients get cochlear implants and can understand speech. Artificial hearts are in use. The brain is a matter of time, the retina will come relatively quickly, next will be implants that couple motor cortex to external devices, there are already stimulating electrodes that modulate the motor system...

      where we will be in 30 more years is pretty cool.

    8. Re:Brain Implants by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is what makes language interesting to me... it's sort of taking those abstract ideas and packaging it into 'cross-platform' compatible building blocks (i.e., words). It takes a good speaker/writer to effectively take a multifaceted, complex idea and break it up into those blocks in such a way that it can be re-constructed in the listener's own brain and fit together with what's already there.

      I think if we're going to have some sort of 'thought transmission', it'll be sort of a machine-assisted super language. You'd still need some kind of common frame of reference to start with, though. It makes my head hurt just trying to imagine where you'd start when trying to decode and quantify ideas directly from the brain.

      What I'd like to see is a 'mind's eye' feedback device - something that can build a picture from what you see in your head, and display it for you, like on a computer screen. You could picture a face, or a scene, or whatever. If you're like me and not a gifted artist, it'd probably be pretty rough at first, but by looking at it you'd be able to say 'no, that's not right', and fix details one at a time. Like working with a police sketch artist, but in real time.

    9. Re:Brain Implants by nusuth · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to grasp the consequences... http://www245.pair.com/aarre/cv/phipsy.pdf

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    10. Re:Brain Implants by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Informative

      correction - they actually used stem cells from his blood. So who knows whether this technique might apply to other structures as well?

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    11. Re:Brain Implants by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading that the stem cells that float in the blood can differentiate into neural cells. So it may well be a lot easier that pulling out the old hippocampus before inserting the new one.

      (If it wasn't free floating in the blood, it was some other easily accessible area. Perhaps the skin.)

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    12. Re:Brain Implants by russellh · · Score: 1
      It's one thing to provide a type of input that the brain is familiar with - it's got to be able to learn to interpret all our normal senses when we're children. But can it learn how to use something that has never been 'standard equipment' in our ancestors?

      You mean like, say, adding 802.11b support to your brain? Another set of arms? A third eye? Infrared or ultraviolet vision? Wings? Tentacles? Actually, this reminds me of the Oliver Sacks books. One story was the guy who all of a sudden got an incredible boost in smell sensitivity, and he ended up loosing his marriage, job, etc. because he couldn't stop reveling in his new found sense. Like a blind man being given sight. Animals of course learn much more through their sense of smell than we do. Kind of an awakening of past abilities or something. Standard equipment in our very distant ancestors.

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    13. Re:Brain Implants by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Neural nets make you wonder about telepathy, huh?

      After I had taken my AI class, I was a lot more skeptical about telepathy than I was before the class. Any transfer of information that would be coherent to the other neural network would be mathematically mind boggling, not to mention that nobody has any clue as to how that would happen.

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    14. Re:Brain Implants by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Kind of the way the IT department operates when they lay off the staff, who installed the system and kept it running for 10 years, with a bunch of fresh-out-of-college grads and a few H1-b's.

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    15. Re:Brain Implants by dustmote · · Score: 1

      I know this is old, anyway, but I have to throw this in. A number of people who were blind due to having cataracts since birth had them removed when they learned to do surgery to remove cataracts. They had a lot of difficulty adjusting to it, and never truly made sense of it. One of them commited suicide, and many of them walked around with their eyes closed most of the time.

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  24. Donovan't Brain by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

    now THERE is a sci-fi book I read years ago .. forgot all about that one :)
    Thanks :)

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    1. Re:Donovan't Brain by ronfar · · Score: 1

      The Mercury Theater radio play, starring Orson Wells, is pretty good too.

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  25. War stories.. by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 5, Funny

    *taps prostetic arm*"I lost my arm in Nam.."

    *taps prostetic leg*"I lost my leg in Korea.."

    *taps head* "I lost my brain voting for Bush.."

    I have a feeling this will be modded down.. heh.

    1. Re:War stories.. by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      and up. down and up. I think that the up part is part of why I never get mod points any more. :)

    2. Re:War stories.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not like the US that fed iradiated corn flakes to retarded children, or nuked a couple civilian cities.

    3. Re:War stories.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said that Saddam is a nice guy? He was talking about how Bush is a bafoon.

    4. Re:War stories.. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Well, since the majority of the US residents voted for Gore, I suppose the upside will win. :-P

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    5. Re:War stories.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you lost your leg in Korea, how would you fight in Nam?

    6. Re:War stories.. by AceM2 · · Score: 1

      You had a feeling you'd be modded down for an Anti-Bush comment on slashdot?.. That's as amusing as your joke =P

    7. Re:War stories.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing how some people can't fathom the idea of two opposing thoughts at the same time.
      Just because you disapprove of someone, doesn't mean you approve of his enemies.
      How is an anti-Bush statement a pro-Hussein statement??? Isn't it possible to dislike them both?
      Damn Trolls...

    8. Re:War stories.. by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      He never said it was during the war. Maybe he's an avid travaller and due to recent developments , he got mobbed by organ thieves.

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    9. Re:War stories.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell? Just because he *correctly* believes that Bush is an idiot, that don't mean he believes Saddam is a nice guy.

      Everyone on the planet, raise your hand if you think Saddam is a nice guy. I think the only people that would raise there hands are the small minority of people close to Saddam that he's thoroughly bought and brainwashed. Nobody else *on the planet*, not the anti-war people and certianly not the pro-war people, and certainly not most of the people of Iraq, think Saddam is a nice guy.

      And you're stupid. You remind me of our president. Maybe you should run for office.

    10. Re:War stories.. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      If you lost your leg in Korea, how would you fight in Nam?

      Badly.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    11. Re:War stories.. by evil_one · · Score: 1

      Maybe the same way this guy did?

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  26. Hah! by WndrBr3d · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember that episode of DS9 where that ambassador is hit by weapons fire that starts to degrade his brain, so they replace parts of his brain with artifical memory things.

    You ever see that ?!

    HAH! Talk about Art Imitating Life! Thats crazy! ;-)

    1. Re:Hah! by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...It was actually the Bajoran prime minister. They replaced one half of his brain, but his assistant (an evil ***** if I ever saw one) told Bashir not to replace the second half (thus letting him die) because he wouldn't be the same person. She then ascended to his place.

      That episode was at least five years ago...

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    2. Re:Hah! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but she was TOAST (literally) in the end.

      I saw Jack try to strangle her once.

      And I even saw her record the brain images of her own death once.
      </Miller>

    3. Re:Hah! by Tattva · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but she was TOAST (literally) in the end.

      I never really watched that show but I'm guessing she was actually toast figuratively since you couldn't butter her and serve her with tea, and instead of being composed of yeast-leavened, milled grains she was made of meat. I've never had meat toast, and I don't think it would be pleasant.

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    4. Re:Hah! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      If you never watched, you don't really know, eh?

      See, they had this really big toaster in the caves of the prophets, and Gul Dukat had this bread ray he picked up in the gamma quadrant and...

    5. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean life imitating art? ;-)

  27. Please, please, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    let George W. Bush be the first recipient.

  28. i wonder: by bac()n · · Score: 1

    two things: #1: is it open source??? #2: can i run slackware on it? just think of how you family and friends react when you have your very own artificial hippopotamus. do you get an intel inside tattoo on your forehead?

    1. Re:i wonder: by grammaticaster · · Score: 0

      no, no, no ... not intel; apple. "think different."

    2. Re:i wonder: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not using it until it plays OGG.

    3. Re:i wonder: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >do you get an intel inside tattoo on your forehead?

      MARK OF THE BEAST!!
      MARK OF THE BEEEAAAAAAAST!!

      *Legs it*

  29. Ethics? by big_groo · · Score: 3, Informative
    Another ethical conundrum concerns consent to being given the prosthesis, says Anderson. The people most in need of it will be those with a damaged hippocampus and a reduced ability to form new memories. "If someone can't form new memories, then to what extent can they give consent to have this implant?"

    Isn't that why we have 'power of attorney'? When you're of sound mind, you appoint someone that you can trust to look out for *your* best interest(s).

    Case closed in my books...

    1. Re:Ethics? by machine+of+god · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps, but that doesn't solve the problem. What attourney is going to decide that a (experimental) partial brain replacement is in the best interests of their charge. Especially if the person is living well otherwise.

    2. Re:Ethics? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Power attorney isn't usually assigned to someone that practices law; its usually assigned to someone that is either a very close blood relative, or a friend that has been known for decades or such a thing.

      And anyway, "Especially if the person is living well otherwise." You can't experience anything if you don't remember, correct? I mean, the only way I know what I'm going to type is by using short term memory. It would appear that all our experiences are experienced through a memory buffer. Other wise we might as well not have existed simply because we can't remember...

    3. Re:Ethics? by sckeener · · Score: 1

      Ah, and if I were truly evil, I'd price the prosthesis so high, they'd have to make the corporation (Lilith Inc.) the power of attorney.

      ah souls, get them before they die...

      (seriously offtopic: I'm POA of my parents, but can companies or trusts be POA of individuals?)

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    4. Re:Ethics? by brogen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's assuming that the power of attorney is given to a family lawyer. Often guardianship/power of attorney is obtained by family members who care for a person who is no longer able to take care of financial/medical decisions.

      As a person in that situation (my wife had a stroke 3 years ago that left her with communication/cognition difficulties) I'd be willing to see what something like this would do, and given the choice of "would you like to be like you were before" I'm fairly certain she would agree. I'm not sure what would qualify as "living well otherwise" with some forms of brain damage.

      Unfortunatly, things like this are still a long way off, but here's hoping.

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    5. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those without long-term memory aren't without the ability to think. One should be able to consent from within one's short-term memory. At least as long as one can fully grasp the issues within the duration of one's short-term memory.

      Secondly, as long it is graspable in one's short-term memory, informed consent should be able to be given.

      This, coupled with informed consent being able to be given within the term of short-term memory, should alleviate the questions about ability to give consent.

    6. Re:Ethics? by msimm · · Score: 1

      Like your gonna give that trust to a lawyer. What have you been smoking? ;-)

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    7. Re:Ethics? by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      No, actually, when you are typing, you are using something called "working memory", and it is different. Working memory is thought to reside in the prefrontal cortext (at the very front of your brain).

      Patients with damage to the hippocampus would type their post normally, wake up the next day, and never remember writing it. HOWEVER, if you had one play tetris all day, then interrupted their dream stage and asked what they were experiencing, they will sometimes explain dreams about falling blocks or similar things.

      The problem is just that the data doesn't go from RAM to the hard drive. The RAM itself works fine.

    8. Re:Ethics? by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      Oops, forgot something. The hippocampus is responsible for what are called "explicit" memories - such as memories of events. However, there is a different memory called "implicit", which is responsible for things such a learned skills. You could teach someone to swim even if they had damage to their hippocampus, because swimming is an implicit memory.

    9. Re:Ethics? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that makes much more sense.

    10. Re:Ethics? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      The thing that bothers me, specifically with alzheimer's patients, is that at least the ones that I've met (3, to be exact, two of them I am related to), cannot comprehend such a thing to make a valid decision on it.

      Who's going to make that decision for them? I mean, if I were to make the decision NOW that if I were to be affected by alzheimers to have this operation done to me, that would be fine.

      But what about the people who have it now? And what about testing this? Who are going to be the guinea pigs?

      I care not of the religious problems with this, but I have a problem with the morality of forced choices in this regard. This bothers me immensely.

    11. Re:Ethics? by evil_one · · Score: 1

      Everyone here who has seen the movie Mrmento has a working knowledge of what retrograde amnesia is. It's retrograde amnesia sufferors that will benefit the most. (Assuming that the cause for them is Hippocampus damage)

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    12. Re:Ethics? by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      People pull the plug on loved ones who are living as vegetables. Who's to say if that's the right decision either?

      At least with a hippocampus bypass, they are bypassing something that was known to be barely functional in the first place, and failure of the surgery results in similar living conditions to before.

      Future surgery may insert a better device. Pulling the plug is a little more permanent ;)

  30. Doctorow, again? by Otter · · Score: 1
    Can we just get a link to Cory Doctorow's site in the Related Links box for every story and be done with it?

    For crying out loud, reaction here to his stories ranges from apathetic to appalled. Isn't there some other writer Slashdot could pimp incessantly?

    Me, I want a HUD like Bud had in this book.

    1. Re:Doctorow, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're focusing on him because none of them learned to read before the likes of Vernor Vinge's "Deepness in the Sky" or S. M. Stirling's "Drakon", and are unwilling to read anything older than Snow Crash.

    2. Re:Doctorow, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "story by Cory Doctorow?", oh im just gonna gush
      about this "visionary" who predicted that we
      will have huds(heads up displays) in our visual
      cortex. HUDs have been around on aircraft at
      least since the 1960's, I'm sure that I've read
      several scifi stories with visual field enhancements
      like HUDs, and I certainly have seen movies
      (terminator is the only one I remember off hand)
      with them. If I can think of some I'm sure that
      those had precursors that I'm unaware of.
      I wish slashdot didn't always hover between
      50% irritating and 50% useful.

  31. Explain to me why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are working out a prosthetic brain before a natural appearing prosthetic penis?

    Not that I need one, just sayin' ...

  32. artificial intelligence? by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back in the day when I was studying to be a cognitive scientist (whatever that means), we did a lot of talking about what the nature of intelligence / mind actually is. There was a "strong anti-AI" camp which believed that Artificial Intelligence couldn't happen - even if you created a perfect simulation of a brain, you'd just be "simulating" intelligence, whatever that means.

    So, we proposed an experiment. Let's say you took a guy who had completely lost function in a very small, localized area of the brain, and built a machine capable of reproducing its function entirely. You stuck it inside the guy's head, and he was magically fixed.

    Now, make the area affected progressively larger - lets say, by replacing the whole hippocampus. Or the entire left hemisphere of the brain. Or, what the hell, the whole thing. At what point do you say that it's no longer a mind, and is "just" a machine?

    So, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this story. Once we can perfectly replicate the functionality of every last bit of the brain, do we just have a really nifty toy, or a genuine mind?

    1. Re:artificial intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google is already smarter than me, sort of.

    2. Re:artificial intelligence? by wind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not both?

      I remember those kinds of debates, and it always seemed to me that people got very hung up on the idea that only human experiences count for anything. There was this assumption that AI's goal is to become human is the sense that it actually experiences mental states identical to those of humans. But - what's wrong with having sophisticated mental states that aren't human mental states?

      It will be really interesting once this sort of prostetic brain surgery happens - to be able to interview the patients and see if they really feel as if their mental states are different as a result of the new "tissue".

    3. Re:artificial intelligence? by cloudness+is+x · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was a "strong anti-AI" camp which believed that Artificial Intelligence couldn't happen - even if you created a perfect simulation of a brain, you'd just be "simulating" intelligence, whatever that means [...] Once we can perfectly replicate the functionality of every last bit of the brain, do we just have a really nifty toy, or a genuine mind?

      I am not an AI expert, but I think that the main difference between the mind and the AI is that random, uncontrolled processes are incorporated in your thoughts, which is not the case for AI (unless this random component is simulated?) The encoding in your brain works like lossy compression.

      This is the basis for the generation of imaginatory processes and the fact you can't recall a picture with the precision of a computer.

    4. Re:artificial intelligence? by antiquark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't that the premise behind the Turing test?

      I agree it acts exactly like a mind would, but it's not a mind.

      I've seen the cams and pistons and bore and stroke and valves and shafts and spark plugs, coils, compression, explosion, expansion etc. I agree it acts like an internal combustion engine, but how do I know it's an actual internal combustion engine, and not just acting like one?

      The point being, we judge our own mind solely by how it acts, depite knowing it's just simple electrical impules and synaptical thresholds, so we can only just an artificial mind on the same basis.

      A good book that adresses all these issues (not as much with AI, but with mind) is "The Minds I", by Douglas Hofstadter and Danial C Dennett.

    5. Re:artificial intelligence? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiousity, is "whatever that means" an official sanctioned term for putting after things when you're a cognitive scientist? It seems like it should be. Whatever that means.

    6. Re:artificial intelligence? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Once we can perfectly replicate the functionality of every last bit of the brain, do we just have a really nifty toy, or a genuine mind?

      Depends.

      If they work together perfectly, then we'll have a true artificial brain (which is different from "AI" as it's commonly thought of. No software here.)

      If they DON'T work together, but each part works seperately--well, then we'll know that something's missing.

      Your question is sort of like "if we could turn lead into gold, would it really be gold?" It's a non-question. A perfect duplicate is a perfect duplicate--if it works, it's a mind, and if it doesn't work, it's not perfect.

    7. Re:artificial intelligence? by msimm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is a wooden box a box or is a metal box a box? Boiware, silicon, data, what's the difference?

      Sounds more like a theology discussion. ;-)

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    8. Re:artificial intelligence? by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      On the other side of the argument, when meterologists simulate a rain storm in a computer, does anyone get wet? Stolen from Searle.

    9. Re:artificial intelligence? by msimm · · Score: 1

      Thank you, well put. It always seemed weird to me that we get so hung up on our ability to think, its like we forget we are just made out of matter, like everything else.

      I wouldn't mind if these where just theological or philosophical discussions, but they usually masquerade as scientific arguments. God science?

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    10. Re:artificial intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If behavior is all that you mean by intelligence, than you're right. However, if by intelligence you're also implying consciousness, experience, if by intelligence you're implying that the question "what does it feel like to be an electronic mind?" has a meaningful (but not necessarily knowable by humans) answer, then the question is not so simple, and will probably never be answered. Essentially, the problem is whether the apparent perfect duplicate is TRULY a perfect duplicate in both measurable and unmeasurable ways--and there is no way to tell if the duplicate also experiences consciousness. Admittedly, if the technological simulation DOES manage to "work" in the behavioral sense, that's a pretty good argument in favor of Strong AI--for why would humans have a consciousness that machines do not when machines can do just as well without it? It still would not end the debate, though--it's possible human consciousness only exists as an Observer--it feels and experiences what the human mind and body experiences, but has no measurable effect on the actions chosen by the mind/body machine. That would be a very strange and somewhat depressing possibility, but it would still be possible.

    11. Re:artificial intelligence? by InferiorFloater · · Score: 1

      Your experiment works when dealing with the hippocampus (or could concievably work) because the hippocampus is simple and relatively well-understood. As far as complexity of the brain is concerned, replacing it is like replacing the pipe that spits experiences into long-term storage - like replacing the bus to your hard drive.

      Bear in mind that replacing "progressively larger" parts of the brain is far from an easy task, and doesn't logically follow from replacing the hippocampus.

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    12. Re:artificial intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Only simulated people living through the storm! If their simulations were sufficiently complex that they didn't like getting wet, and most stayed in their simulated houses or took simulated umbrellas with them, or danced in the rain... if such a simulation was accurate to a sufficient degree, then yes, for all intensive purposes, as far as those simulcrae care, they got wet.

    13. Re:artificial intelligence? by pinka4242 · · Score: 0

      Ohh.. imagine a beowulfmatrix of these.. uhh. you can stop now.

    14. Re:artificial intelligence? by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      That's pretty good, but be aware that now you're not only claiming simulated intelligence has the same consciousness as fleshy-carbon based intelligence, you're also claiming that simulated reality is the same as "normal" reality--that my dreams are just as real as the physical world, or that reality inside The Matrix is just as real as reality outside.

    15. Re:artificial intelligence? by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      So, we proposed an experiment...
      If you haven't read it already, I suspect you would love "The Mind's I" by Hofstadter and Dennett.
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    16. Re:artificial intelligence? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Considering that the whiole of "the mind" is contained within the brain the question is moot. Once you have a brain, no matter if it is boligical, mechanical, electronic or a software simulation, you have a mind. Provided the silly thing works.

      The real question is: at what point does a artificial brain have enough complexity to create a mind?

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    17. Re:artificial intelligence? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Searle was our favorite whipping boy, and his arguments are really about as sophmoric as can be and still be taken seriously by anyone.

      His code word for "wetness," in the context you use, is "intentionality." That is, a computer can simulate intelligence, but even if it can make up a whole narrative to tell you (which some programs can), it can't really mean any of what it says. In one example, he compared a calculator to a brain - sure, a calculator can tell you that 2 + 2 = 4, but it doesn't really know it like we do.

      The obvious response to this is, what does it mean to "know" that two plus two equals four? Either you've memorized that fact (one would hope), in which case that's just rote repitition, or you're applying an algorithim to a pair of numbers, in which case, calculators do that too. We don't have any deeper understanding of the number two. We can't - it's an abstraction, it doesn't have a deeper meaning to get.

      Bleah. Don't get me started about Searle.

    18. Re:artificial intelligence? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      It's not an officially sanctioned term per se. It's just something you get so used to saying and hearing that it becomes almost like mantra. Like when you were learning at the feet of the guy who taught you Perl and he said, "there's more than one way to do it" the nth time.

    19. Re:artificial intelligence? by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      Actually the brain can recall everything that's ever happened to it (if it's functioning properly) with perfect detail. The problem is the software running the brain is bloated and full of bugs so you get a lot of corrupted data.

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    20. Re:artificial intelligence? by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      So? Can you prove that they're NOT the same?

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    21. Re:artificial intelligence? by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      I've met a lot of people in my life that can simulate intelligence. If you were to remove a person's brain and replace it with an entirely electronic one whose behavior conformed perfectly to their organic one, would you be able to tell the difference when talking to the person? Humans are not as special as some people seem to think we are. And if you think we are, then tell me why we're so much better than a computer that be programmed to behave the exact same way as us. The only real difference is the one we perceive mentally. It's not really something you can point to as evidence. For all we know, a computer programmed to behave just like us would also include that perception. Perhaps it would think that we were merely talking meat that only simulated the appearance of intelligence.

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    22. Re:artificial intelligence? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      So, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this story. Once we can perfectly replicate the functionality of every last bit of the brain, do we just have a really nifty toy, or a genuine mind?

      We are actually mixing a few concepts together here. The Mind in the classical definition is the pile of a zillion rules and reflexes we live by. The Conciousness is something entirely different, and the best definitions are incomplete at best.

      If you are talking about replacing a chunk of the mind, a computerized part is equivilent to a biological part (or at least a bio part in diminished capacity.)

      Now it is a BIG assumption that "the conciousness" is in fact a functioning part of the operation. I've always suspected conciousness is a bit like CNN. It THINKS it's making the news, but really it's just reporting it after some delay and only in short blips at a time, usually at the expense of other events.

      Most parts of the mind goes about its existance regardless of what the conciousness thinks. Studies have shown that people often start reacting to stimulis even before they are "aware" of the stimulis.

      For my $0.02 conciousness works like a Fourier Transform, generating a big picture by transforming time signals into the frequency domain for analysis. There is a delay, generally, in FFT, which is probably that 1 second delay (think driver's ed reaction time) between a signal and the "Oh my".

      If that is the case, the mechanical part would not really affect this process. Well, at least no more than any other brain modification or injury.

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    23. Re:artificial intelligence? by toriver · · Score: 1

      There was a "strong anti-AI" camp which believed that Artificial Intelligence couldn't happen - even if you created a perfect simulation of a brain, you'd just be "simulating" intelligence, whatever that means.

      Just like there probably was a strong "anti-flight" campt that didn't think it would be flight unless planes flapped their wings...

      Perhaps the term "AI" is too tied to "natural intelligence" in people's minds; AI researchers should be allowed to make stuff that only is superficialy like NI just like airplanes exploit features of natural flight but in a different way.

    24. Re:artificial intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that 'experience' is the number one factor in our brain's development. Certainly other factors such as health, brain 'capacity', etc. come into play in affecting our 'experience', but it's still 'experience' that counts the most.

      My cat is in different 'moods' from time to time, and acts differently and does different things based upon her environment (like when my wife and I are yelling at her, vs. when we're petting/playing with her).

      I think true AI will come when you build a "brain machine" capable of responding differently based upon its environment, and in turn, adapts part of its functioning based UPON its environment.

      Then again, where did the concept of "morality", right and wrong, etc. come from? There are things, like murder, which are considered universally wrong, but how do you build that kind of behavior into a machine???

    25. Re:artificial intelligence? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Well, not really.

      Huge collection of knowledge is not really smartness, even sort of type..

      The search algorithms and things it uses are just that, fixed set of commands, it has no intuition, if you can some day command google by speaking it (like you would speak to human, not by few predefined command words), or it starts regognizing bad search results by looking at their contents like you would instead of only checking how many other pages happen to link into it, I'll grant you it's intelligent, but not yet.

    26. Re:artificial intelligence? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      How do you prove something like that?

      There's no other way to recover memories or even check they are there than trough that "buggy software" so until there is a fixed, absolutely perfect version (which isn't going to happen) there is also no way to know whether or not IS able to store and/or recover everything or not.

    27. Re:artificial intelligence? by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      Once we can perfectly replicate the functionality of every last bit of the brain, do we just have a really nifty toy, or a genuine mind?

      The absolutely-wikid game called Deus Ex visits this kind of question in its storyline. JC Denton is given an opportunity to chat with Morpheus, an AI prototype for Echelon IV, which knows everything there is to know about him. It seems to be pretty clever, but a really cool toy nonetheless (in fact that's its stated purpose).

      PLOT SPOILER WARNING

      One of the three endings involves Denton merging with an AI which has total awareness of everything happening on the future Internet. The result is partly human mind made of nano-augmented flesh, part AI executing on every information system on the planet. AI is clearly not just a toy at this point, since there is a humand mind present as well!

      With that much computer grunt behind the AI it's surprising that the AI would want this, but it's because it wants to understand human emotion in order to become a benevolent dictator. Perhaps in reality we will be able to copy this information from the mind to the machine, removing the need for human flesh at all.

  33. Why emphasis on disabled ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why are these stories all based upon making the disabled normal? What about making the normal more powerful?

    But in the end there is no debate. Those who stand in the way of progress will be killed by the products of progress (implanted guass rifles). Those who make the disabled normal will be killed by those who make the normal something more.

    1. Re:Why emphasis on disabled ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody cares when you fuck up an already disabled brain. When they have this stuff perfected to the point that the disabled brain is more powerful than the normal brain we'll start seeing the crazy-ass "normal" people getting these too.

    2. Re:Why emphasis on disabled ? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Normal, healthy people don't want to be subjects to experiments with pre-alpha technology which might fuck their brain for the rest of their lives, or if someone screwed up bad, kill 'em outright.

      If you've got a non-functionin hippocampus there's no harm done if the new one doesn't work either, but if your old one is just fine and you want to change it in hopes that the artificial is better, and it turns out to be 10 times less functional or totally broken, ....

  34. What about the DMCA?? by Beetjebrak · · Score: 1

    Sure but don't you _EVER_ try to play it back! That'd be circumvention and a serious DMCA violation! The RIAA would be dragging your ass to court before you even finish remembering Britney's latest master*cough*crap*cough*piece..

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    1. Re:What about the DMCA?? by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      whaha - I beat you to the obvious DMCA joke by one minute, 4:24PM.

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  35. brain prosthesis? by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

    I can think of a few political leaders that could use one.

    As a Texas Liberal, you can imagine who one of my first choices for leaders-needing-more-than-room-temperature-IQs is. ;-)

    1. Re:brain prosthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Texas liberal, why would you want your opponents to be any better/more capable than they are?

      Doesnt make much sense to me. I'd think you'd be more worried about the increasingly irrelevant and leaderless Democratic party.

    2. Re:brain prosthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's what he meant. But then again, all leftists have a lower than shoe size IQ; perhaps he meant himself.

    3. Re:brain prosthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm left-handed too, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:brain prosthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your momma must be so proud. Most microcephalics don't know how to use a web browser.

    5. Re:brain prosthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take a room temperature IQ anyday... of course that would have to be measured in degrees Kelvin.

  36. Oh great by foistboinder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we'll have a bunch of people running around and saying things like "Stapling machine, Mrs Zambesi"

    1. Re:Oh great by Flarg! · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if they get the Roadster. What you really want is the Brainette Major.

      --

      I may be wrong, but I'm never uncertain.

  37. Scary ? Try being killed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those who have emotional and illogical to progress will be killed by those who don't. Too bad for the moralists and ethicists, guass rifles hurt.

  38. Dupe? by verloren · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you lose your hippocampus you only lose the ability to store new memories,"

    And I thought duplicate stories on /. were just an oversight!

  39. Sea horse by d_lesage · · Score: 1

    ... wait, what? They stick an artificial sea horse in your head?

    What's that all about?

    --

    Ich werde nie wieder denken
    1. Re:Sea horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hippopotamous means River Horse, not Sea Horse.

      Sea Horses are those things that Aquaman would ride around on.

    2. Re:Sea horse by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Sea Horses are those things that Aquaman would ride around on.

      Aquagirl?

  40. Mandatory Singularity Panic Post... by xchino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon we'll be more hippocampus than human.

    --
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
  41. This is cool. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is what scientists should do. They should figure out interfaces to each part of the brain. By the time all of this is figured out, nanotechnology, biotechnology and quantum computing will have come a long way and become nearly perfected. Utilizing these technologies, implants would be placed in the brain which connect it to the Internet through all the wireless technologies present, satellites, etc. They'll put satellites out in space, orbiting all over the planet, so that no matter where you are, you'll get high speed internet access directly from your brain. Your conciousness will spread all over the internet, as will everyone else's. Ten years after this process begins, every human being on the planet will have these implants in their brains. Then, scientists will figure out a way to cause a little bit of evolution so that people will eventually be born with the implants already present. When that is complete, we'll be the Borg. The only thing they'll have to do after that is put big rocket engines sticking out of two opposite sides of the Earth so that Spaceship Earth really will be a spaceship and we can all fly around the universe without ever leaving our planet. That's also a lot safer than taking spaceships which might have hull breaches or get lost in space or whatever. This way, if we do get lost, who cares? We're still at home anyway, kind of like a turtle. Oh yeah, and since our sun will stay behind, they'll install big huge lights in the lots of satellites that I talked about a moment ago, and these will provide the light that we need. They'll be bright enough that we won't notice. Did I mention that we'll also control the weather, the tides, the animals and everything else? Yeah. I think all of this will happen in ten years time. (Or only five or six, if Microsoft goes out of business so that we can stop worrying about all the problems they're causing and concentrate on ADVANCING technology instead of stopping it for the purpose of making a quick buck, or 100 billion, whichever is larger.)

    This post is serious. Don't laugh.

    1. Re:This is cool. by SouthwindCG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been saying the same sort of things (humanity becoming a Borg-like hive mind, etc.) for a few years now, but I always get "are you insane?" type reactions. My only major point of contention would be your 5-10 year timeline. I feel that's a bit optimistic and I'm thinking it's closer to 50 years.

      The end result is that same though: humanity will evolve into something godlike, using nanotech to control our environment at the molecular scale. I'm hoping I live long enough to see it happen.

    2. Re:This is cool. by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 0, Redundant
      You know what else is cool? The 'BR' and 'P' tags. Let's try that again, formatted properly...

      This is what scientists should do. They should figure out interfaces to each part of the brain. By the time all of this is figured out, nanotechnology, biotechnology and quantum computing will have come a long way and become nearly perfected. Utilizing these technologies, implants would be placed in the brain which connect it to the Internet through all the wireless technologies present, satellites, etc.

      They'll put satellites out in space, orbiting all over the planet, so that no matter where you are, you'll get high speed internet access directly from your brain. Your conciousness will spread all over the internet, as will everyone else's. Ten years after this process begins, every human being on the planet will have these implants in their brains. Then, scientists will figure out a way to cause a little bit of evolution so that people will eventually be born with the implants already present. When that is complete, we'll be the Borg.

      The only thing they'll have to do after that is put big rocket engines sticking out of two opposite sides of the Earth so that Spaceship Earth really will be a spaceship and we can all fly around the universe without ever leaving our planet. That's also a lot safer than taking spaceships which might have hull breaches or get lost in space or whatever. This way, if we do get lost, who cares? We're still at home anyway, kind of like a turtle.

      Oh yeah, and since our sun will stay behind, they'll install big huge lights in the lots of satellites that I talked about a moment ago, and these will provide the light that we need. They'll be bright enough that we won't notice.

      Did I mention that we'll also control the weather, the tides, the animals and everything else? Yeah. I think all of this will happen in ten years time. (Or only five or six, if Microsoft goes out of business so that we can stop worrying about all the problems they're causing and concentrate on ADVANCING technology instead of stopping it for the purpose of making a quick buck, or 100 billion, whichever is larger.)

      This post is serious. Don't laugh.

      --

      Karma: pi (Mostly due to circular reasoning in posts).

    3. Re:This is cool. by larsoncc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, great. So instead of getting porno spam and nigerian scam letters via e-mail, I'll have absolutely no way to shut out the idiots at all.

      I'll be able to hear every last cheerleader, construction worker, madman, pimp, and whiner from all over the planet, all at once.

      I'm doomed.

    4. Re:This is cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GG saying it for a few years. Sci-fi authors have been saying it for ~10 years.

    5. Re:This is cool. by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      Oh how I wish I had moderator points today, and that the scale went way above 5. That was the funniest thing I've ever read on /.

      But more than likely I've just been working too long and this is really stupid. You should have stopped at "we can all fly around the universe without ever leaving our planet". I just lost it at that point.

    6. Re:This is cool. by oever · · Score: 1

      I've been saying the same sort of things (humanity becoming a Borg-like hive mind, etc.) for a few years now, but I always get "are you insane?" type reactions.

      This has already happened. We're all connected via internet, radio, tv and mobile phone. The memes are spreading and evolving at high speed already.

      The end result is that same though: humanity will evolve into something godlike, using nanotech to control our environment at the molecular scale. I'm hoping I live long enough to see it happen.

      Please define God. I don't think we'll be able to create a universe anytime soon. Even the pope's accepted evolution as the way human came into existance. God just started it and may have intervened from time to time. But improved breeding and surgical technology is no instant recipy for being God.

      We'll always need a God to reconcile with our mortality.

      --
      DNA is the ultimate spaghetti code.
    7. Re:This is cool. by SouthwindCG · · Score: 1

      First off I'll qualify this by saying I'm an atheist. You'll notice I used a small 'g' in godlike. I'm not suggesting we could create a universe, or be as powerful as the God of the Bible. That's absurd, obviously. I'm talking about humanity having the ability to control practically all aspects of our day-to-day lives from the weather, to our health, to manufacturing literally any object using nanotechnology.

      I hardly think the internet is equal to what the Borg are, with each and every being linked to the queen in real-time. The internet is closer to a hi-tech postal system in my view. It certainly is speeding the spread of ideas though! But I'm referring to all of us (or anyone who wanted to be that is) being somehow linked (yeah, like the internet, but with our minds, not our computers) and pooling the sum of human knowledge into this mind-internet.

      If a mind-machine interface can be built, it'll happen eventually for those who wish it to.

    8. Re:This is cool. by Thorstein · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read LE Modessit. He already wrote this novel. Quite good actually.

    9. Re:This is cool. by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      I always anticipated a huge detour on the road to the Borg.

      Essentially take today's case modders, add tomorrow's biological enhancement technology. You'll see a seriously destructive conflict between

      1. The non-modified and modified (moral purity arguments)
      and
      2. Different groups of modified people.

      I fully anticipate using a new reptilian form as a justification to throw pathetic human ethics out the door and get revenge on various things. :)

      >Did I mention that we'll also control the >weather, the tides, the animals and everything else?

      Don't be daft. We'll be flying at 7 times c, and our dogs will still be sniffing our crotch implants.

      --
      It's just like a fascist dictatorship, without the punctual rail service!
    10. Re:This is cool. by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Who did create your "god"?

    11. Re:This is cool. by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      Satan.

      --
      Well, it has never been successfully tested.
    12. Re:This is cool. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Utilizing these technologies, implants would be placed in the brain which connect it to the Internet through all the wireless technologies present, satellites, etc.

      Not until we can design algorythems to process information in the frequency domain. Right now we can translate information INTO the frequency domain, but the rules of logic are quite different.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    13. Re:This is cool. by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen Forbidden Planet? Really, there are many obstacles on the path to becoming a "race of superbeings".

      The main thing is: are humans really changing in that way? I know lots of things humans do have changed over the years, but have humans themselves really changed as a species? We still breathe, eat, sleep, laugh, cry, have sex, get lonely, feel happy, feel sad, etc, etc. As long as those things remain mostly constant, I can't see humans evolving into a planet super-brain no matter what technological advances are made.

      Oh yeah, and there's no way in hell humans will be able to make anything that produces enough energy to drive the planet around or make up for the light and heat generated by the Sun. If you solve those problems, please let the rest of the human race know how and you'll be remembered for 1000 years.

      --
      Furry cows moo and decompress.
    14. Re:This is cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The queen is a point of weakness. Early borg episodes had borg who were truly decentralised.

    15. Re:This is cool. by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Actually, this sounds like the world of Peter Hamilton's Night's Dawn trilogy. People do a lot of communicating via wireless implants in their brain. Without one, it's difficult to hail a taxi or look up a phone number, for example.

      --
      Your fantasies contain the seeds of important concepts.
    16. Re:This is cool. by greenrd · · Score: 1
      There's no problem with processing information "in the frequency domain" as you anachronistically call it - I assume you mean "analog-encoded information". You just need accurate enough sampling, and then hey presto, you have digital information.

      The real problem comes with understanding what the hell is going on in the brain. I.e. what each signal means. Which is nothing to do with analog/digital.

    17. Re:This is cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who did create your "god"?

      Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

  42. Now if they could reverse the process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they could reverse the process and take the memories and store them to another medium (e.g. hard drive), that would be cool.

  43. Different portions of 'you" by silvaran · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder what portions of 'you' would be noticeably different to your family & friends?

    I don't think the word should be "different", but "better". Things like Alzheimer's can be disastrous to your family. You disappear, and a completely different, and usually unwanted, person is the replacement. It's a horrible disease.

    1. Re:Different portions of 'you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. The last seven and a half years of Reagan's presidency were horrible.

  44. Better take periodic backups! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Imagine what will happen if a chip goes bad! Total confusion.

  45. Really necessary? by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    I think we can guess where to find a website called "goatse.cx". Is it really necessary to actually link to goatse.cx? It's not like you were even trying to hide it, either. Amateur ;-)

    --
    Freedom: "I won't!"
  46. The future by DaLiNKz · · Score: 1

    Jim: Hey.
    Bob: Hey, Hows it goin jim?
    Jim: Just added some memory to my brain, long overdue.
    Bob: Sounds good.
    Jim: Whats your name again?
    Bob: Sounds like bad memory.
    Jim: oh no problem its cheap these days anyway.

    --
    I've left to find myself. If you happen to see me, please, keep me there until I return.
    1. Re:The future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctor: We've found a cure for your short-term memory problem!
      Patient: Great!
      Doctor: Shall I sign you up?
      Patient: for what?
      Doctor For the cure!
      Patient: Cure for what?
      Doctor: for your short-term memory problem!
      Patient: What short term memory problem? ...

  47. nth post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    nth Post !

    Sizzuck it !!!

    1. Re:nth post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong.

  48. ethical questions... by wwest4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    consider:

    - the hippocampus is a black box (they can't even see the "object code," if you will

    - complex systems are notoriously difficult to debug

    I find the claim that the scientists have considered every possible behavior and simulated it in firmware to be suspect.

    How can they be sure they have considered every possible input/output? How can they be sure that what they observed was "correct" behavior?

    Any biologists or neuroscientists care to elucidate? Also, how similar is the human hippocampus to the rat's? Couldn't the behavior differences require complete regression testing? It seems like this increase in precision in medicine demands a commensurate increase in the precision of testing.

    1. Re:ethical questions... by erixtark · · Score: 1

      Since this is a software program running on a chip, I suppose they could update the chip after it's been implanted. The patient herself could even modify it as it is running, for example by telling the program/herself when it/she forgot something or remembered something.

    2. Re:ethical questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don' think that Prof. Berger thinks that it will mimic ALL of the possible input/output. Rather it will provide just enough to regain some function and prove that with a complicated enough system, enough function can be restored that the differences will be minimal. Proving that you cna replace a part, even if it is the hippocampus, of the complicated connections of the brain with silicon and make it work is rather unbelieveable. I hope that they are able to get any results showing that it works. It is a dream worth fighting for.

  49. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by RedCard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Kurzweil's future, I believe that he proposed uploading of the brain, but knew of no meaningful way to get 'you' into a computer.

    What he meant by this, of course, was that if you were to copy an image of your brain into a computer, then the real 'you' would still be outside the machine, watching the image of you play with all the bells and whistles and fun things that their new digital life afforded them.

    So, I would suggest the following:
    1) nano-machines are placed into your brain, where they spread out and cradle every neuron.
    2) as neurons die (old age, etc) the nano-machine become active, and emulate the neurons that they're cradling. These would be the Type I nano-machines.
    3) eventually, you have a completely robotic brain, devoid of biological tissue, but the structure of the brain still encodes it's function, so... how do we 'upload' without having the problem of two copies of you?
    4) the nano-machines are slowly replaced by a different kind of nano-machine... one that can only act as a transmitter/receiver of information, and cannot do any computation itself. These type II machines offload the processing that they would have to do to a computer outside your body, and as more and more type II's are introduced, more and more of the computing takes place outside of 'you'... now it's easy to see how 'you' could get into the machine...

    And that's that. Of course, some would suggest the following:
    1) make copy of person's brain in a computer
    2) kill the person

    But would that really transfer 'you' - your consciousness, and the perception of self? Or would it just be an emulation that thinks it's you?

    I don't know. Neither does Kurzweil, as far as I can remember.
    (Apologies to Mr. Kurzweil if I've misquoted or otherwise screwed up your ideas - it's been a while since I've read your work)

  50. Just in time! by scotay · · Score: 1

    The rise in quality brought about by modern hydroponics has really put a hurting on my hippocampus. I hope the testing goes well. I will surely become a customer as I descend through middle age.

    Who was I trying to call on this phone I picked up? What did I walk down to the basement for? Who put this pizza crust in my mouth? Why is the mouse pointer hovering over the submit button? Screw it. Just chew and click the damn button.

  51. Why would you want a new hippocampus? by NerveGas · · Score: 5, Funny


    The hippocampus integrates short-term memory into long-term. People who have had their hippocampus damaged (or removed) are unable to form any new long-term memories. They live incredibly interesting lives, because everyone they meet is a new person - every time they meet them. Why would you want to actually have yours replaced?

    I told my wife that if I had my hippocampus removed, I'd get to sleep with a new woman every night, and not even be cheating on her! She didn't appreciate the comment so much, though....

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    1. Re:Why would you want a new hippocampus? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      But just imagine a slashdot without duplicate stories.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Why would you want a new hippocampus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn. just used my last mod point. who is the ass that moded this down?

    3. Re:Why would you want a new hippocampus? by scottcha+4 · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't have to worry about retaining new memories. If you are married you KNOW your wife will NEVER forget (or let you forget) anything you ever did.

      --
      Sanity is overrated...Being CRAZY is much more fun!!!
    4. Re:Why would you want a new hippocampus? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "But just imagine a slashdot without duplicate stories."

      My head hurts just thinking about the concept. Maybe I need a new hippocampus...

    5. Re:Why would you want a new hippocampus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Jokes aside, here's why: Brain Damage.

      Everyone's hitting on the Cyborg aspect, but there can be some real medical benefits here. I have a damaged temporal lobe on one side. If someone offered me the chance to try to turn it back on and take advantage of the areas of the brain it connects with, I'd do it. Ask a blind person if they'd like the chance to see again, they wouldn't care if it was electronically enhanced or not.

      If they could really use this strategy of mimicking behavior to write chips that restore brain functions, we might be able to nearly eliminate many debilitating neurological disorders -- things that are currently treated by flat-out removing brain tissue *without* a replacement...

      If they offered me one of those to correct for this lesion, you betcherass I'd at least try it. Well, as long as (as someone else here demanded) it had a damned good off switch.

    6. Re:Why would you want a new hippocampus? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hey, and the Soviet Russia jokes would be so funny each time. Hey, where does this link to goat.se.cx go?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  52. Forgive me if I seem skeptical... by RichardtheSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The difference between the brain and the heart is that we understand
    how the heart works in detail. Treating the hippocampus like a "black
    box" will probably not work. This just begs the question of how the
    brain works, which we still don't know. I would never let someone
    open up my skull and implant something if they couldn't explain how
    and why it works. Sorry but this is not news, just some promising
    research combined with wishful thinking.

    1. Re:Forgive me if I seem skeptical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, no one's asking to do this to you... they're talking about doing it for people whose hippocampus has been damaged. If the damage is bad enough, even a partially-functional mechanical implant may yield better results than a non-functioning biological system.

      As soon as you start talking about improving on the system, then you're messing with a delicate balance with no guarantee of improvement.

      On the other hand, it isn't beyond the realm of possibility (given that we don't know anywhere near as much about the system as the people researching it) that patients receiving such implants will simply drop dead, or experience strange subjective behavior. If that happens, it's another data point on the brain and another question to study!

    2. Re:Forgive me if I seem skeptical... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Maybe They don't need to understand fully the way the brain works for this. Think of a cable with data being cut, as long as you know where it connects, and can build in a repeater, you don't have to know how to decode the data coming though it.
      Of course, the brain doesn't work as simply as that. But you get the idea.

      We know quite a bit about how the brain works. It just these lots more we don't know about ;)

  53. You mean... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

    ...now I can get a partial brain transplant from a hippopotamus??????

  54. Once and for all by PD · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hippocampii is not the plural of hippocampus.

    and

    Hippopotamii is not the plural of hippopotamus.

    Just want to head that one off at the pass.

    1. Re:Once and for all by umofomia · · Score: 2, Informative
      However, hippocampi is the proper plural of hippocampus.

      Hippopotamus's plural can be either hippopotami or hippopotamuses.

    2. Re:Once and for all by PD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't there be some kind of penalty for posting a comment containing solid and correct facts to Slashdot? This sort of thing could destroy the Internet as we know it!

  55. Obligatory post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!!!

  56. how much is different already? by RestiffBard · · Score: 1

    "I wonder what portions of 'you' would be noticeably different to your family & friends?"

    what all goes into the hippocampus? is your personality in there or just the bits that make it possible to remember where your keys are? if you have alzheimer's you're already a different person than your kids or spouse remember from a few years prior.

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    - /* dead coders leave no comments */
    1. Re:how much is different already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personality, mostly. Specifically, it stores your experiences, your actions, such as playing tennis. It is not responsible for operational memory, such as how to play tennis and the rules for it.

    2. Re:how much is different already? by RestiffBard · · Score: 1

      well, my dad's a jackass when he can remember shit and when he can't. guess I'll sign him up. :)

      --
      - /* dead coders leave no comments */
  57. High hopes by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't get your hopes too high for this invention. The process overall is very, very cool, but the fact that they don't understand how the hippocampus works, they just worked out a neural net model of imputs and outputs in rats, leads one to believe there will be a lot of bumps down this road. In that way the model they worked out isn't nearly as interesting as how they interface the chip with living tissue, and how they mapped the pathways of the hippocampus in the first place (or, for that matter, if there is variability within hippocampuses or if it is predetermined by genes).

    Of course, I want one, and I want to mod it. Record an encoding of a lecture, and play it back on the train ride home. Or do a 2 second loop of someone while they say their name, in order to remember those bloody things (why can't people just e-mail their names to my phone?). Or, as in the case of Daredevil, put an encoding on hold until the end of a film in order to know if it is worth wasting space on.

    I can't wait until I get Alzheimers just to try this out! Fortuitously, that will be about the same time this chip comes out of beta.

    1. Re:High hopes by erixtark · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Don't get your hopes too high for this invention. The process overall is very, very cool, but the fact that they don't understand how the hippocampus works, they just worked out a neural net model of imputs and outputs in rats, leads one to believe there will be a lot of bumps down this road


      You're right, but just as a thought experiment, replace the word "hippocampus" with "neural tissue" or "brain cell" or "brain cell molecule".

      My point being, there is always a lower level which you might not understand completely. That doesn't mean you can't successfully mimick the behaviour and achieve the same result.

    2. Re:High hopes by Thavius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You raise a very interesting point. Recording. With the chip designed to be external, there is definitely the ability to have your memories recorded onto chips. Or even more interesting, have people upload their memories to a computer, to where you can download them and store them in your head.

      This could be a boon for training. Imagine being able to pull down a file from the net, jacking into a usb port, and after a while, being able to speak chinese. Or have an intimate knowlege of physics. Wow.

      On the other hand, it would make the term "knowledge transfer" more insidious. Law enforcement would love this. Suspicious spouses too. Having an interface like this would end the last private place in your existence: your own head.

      But this is only just come out of it's conceptual stage. It'll be interesting to see where the technology takes it.

    3. Re:High hopes by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      How it might work : the set of neural signals going in the "input" array would be recorded. The ones that occur after experiencing someone you might want to remember are then played back, over and over. Presumably this would allow you to GREATLY increase the "weight" given to certain memories. So you'd have a MUCH easier time remembering important details, and be programmed with them for the rest of your life.

    4. Re:High hopes by cgenman · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that you don't have learning so much as a stream of incidents. You can record 8 years of chinese lectures, for example, but you can't force your brain to draw long-term relationships between them without thinking about it, and it would take 8 years to play them all back. I suppose the really useful thing would be for high danger / high expense training, but quite frankly installing a hypocampusb port into your brain probably negates any savings in the forseeable future.

      There is also no playback of meatspace memories... Just potential digital recordings of streams of data, which would overload any Flash memory small enough to fit in your head... and playback to meat. One way, not the other.

      It will probably just be used for porn, like all other technologies in this world.

    5. Re:High hopes by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      Don't get your hopes too high for this invention. The process overall is very, very cool, but the fact that they don't understand how the hippocampus works, they just worked out a neural net model of imputs and outputs in rats, leads one to believe there will be a lot of bumps down this road. In that way the model they worked out isn't nearly as interesting as how they interface the chip with living tissue, and how they mapped the pathways of the hippocampus in the first place (or, for that matter, if there is variability within hippocampuses or if it is predetermined by genes).

      I don't agree. There are many treatments in modern medicine, especially neurology, that are used despite their mechanisms not being fully understood. Don't ask me to name them right now, my hippocampus recently had a run-in with a sharp object ;-)

      Anyway, that is the nature of experimental medicine: there are always desperate cases out where the potential benefits outweigh the risks. So long as it is statistically shown in trials to work, does it matter if we don't know why it works?

    6. Re:High hopes by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      You can record 8 years of chinese lectures, for example, but you can't force your brain to draw long-term relationships between them without thinking about it

      Why not? Since we don't really know how the brain works, and we're basically just dreaming anyway, why are we ruling out the possibility that the long-term relationships could be stored and downloaded too?

    7. Re:High hopes by Da_Biz · · Score: 1

      Of course, I want one, and I want to mod it.

      That's great, I can see it now under the FRESHBRAIN category:

      Now, on SourceForge: version 3.7.233 build 19 of Brainzilla.

      Bugs corrected in this release:
      * Problems causing frequent "kernel panic"--no need for Xanax patches

      Major enhancements:
      * Better memory for girl's names at bars

  58. The possibilities... by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these! hehe...

    1. Re:The possibilities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but...imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

      or...imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

      how about we...imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

      I had a few other ideas, but my beowulf cluster of these appears to be faulty.

  59. Taste by aiyo · · Score: 1

    As long as brain tastes the same as before, I have no problem with it.

    1. Re:Taste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artificial blook for vampires.
      Artificial brains for zombies.

  60. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But would that really transfer 'you' - your consciousness, and the perception of self? Or would it just be an emulation that thinks it's you?

    I think it would be you. Think of it this way: if the emulation is good enough so that no observer can distinguish between the original and the emulation, then that person has been transferred.

    There's no reason to believe that the person being emulated is any more qualified an observer than anyone else. If it's good enough to fool outside observers, it's good enough to fool the person being emulated.

  61. Geek Translation by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Funny

    While the hippocampus is critical in forming memories, it doesn't pass every single experience you have into memory. This device is the same... it merely mimics the hippocampus' behavior. The researchers even admitted that they didn't know how the hippocampus works. Rather they just reproduced the behavior that a working hippocampus would produce.

    In other words, this device is to the hippocampus (a part of your brain involved in encoding data for storage) what Samba is to Windows.... ;-)

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    1. Re:Geek Translation by evil_one · · Score: 1

      More like what the Power Computing PowerWave was to the Apple Power Mac 9500 - They do the same job & the OS can't tell the difference

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    2. Re:Geek Translation by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1
      In other words, this device is to the hippocampus (a part of your brain involved in encoding data for storage) what Samba is to Windows.... ;-)

      Wow! You're saying that this device will work better than the real thing?? Amazing!

      Doug

  62. They tried it and failed in 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called Project: George W Bush. Sadly we have to wait till the next election to close down that bad idea.

  63. hippo campus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    hopefully they do not replace with
    • hungry
    hippocampus. you might loose your marbles.
  64. problems by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 0, Troll

    What are the chances that the hippocampii they modelled the chip from were somehow defective (maybe even just slightly), and they are going to pass those defects onto everything and everyone else that they insert the prosthetic into?

    --
    Just because I doubt myself does not mean I find your position compelling.
    1. Re:problems by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

      why troll, exactly? It was an honest question... maybe you didn't think it was interesting, but I did...

      --
      Just because I doubt myself does not mean I find your position compelling.
  65. Keanu vioce on by Mantorp · · Score: 1

    Johnny Mnemonic: "I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head."

    1. Re:Keanu vioce on by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Johnny Mnemonic: "I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head."

      So? I can carry 120 in the palm of my hand for less than $200.

      (Yeah, I know. I thought 80G was a lot of data back then too :)

    2. Re:Keanu vioce on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sounds about right.

      And those slants nearly killed him by installing a pirated copy of Windows 2000. Damn bloat!

      Every single damn movie or TV show written by William Gibson is better than anything Shakespear wrote!

  66. Drugs and Memory by halepark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Another interesting thing to note is that drugs like alcohol and marijuana affect short-term memory by interferring with the hippocampus. One of the reasons that happens is because the hippocampus has a high number of cannabinoid receptors. But if this organic part of the brain were to be replaced with electronics, would the drug's effect on memory be diminished or disappear? Think about that the next time you decide to wear beer (or bud) goggles.

  67. Probably won't work. by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just look at the method they used:

    No one understands how the hippocampus encodes information. So the team simply copied its behaviour. Slices of rat hippocampus were stimulated with electrical signals, millions of times over, until they could be sure which electrical input produces a corresponding output. Putting the information from various slices together gave the team a mathematical model of the entire hippocampus.

    They then programmed the model onto a chip, which in a human patient would sit on the skull rather than inside the brain. It communicates with the brain through two arrays of electrodes, placed on either side of the damaged area. One records the electrical activity coming in from the rest of the brain, while the other sends appropriate electrical instructions back out to the brain.


    Basically, it seems they sent an input to it, got the output, and repeated that enough times to make a chip that produces the right response for each input. I see some problems with this:

    First, isn't the brain a dynamic thing? This doesn't sound like something that can adapt.

    Second, does this method work at all? If I say, sent bytes to a router, analyzed the output, and made a chip that produced that output with the input I sent, would it work? It just sounds way too simplistic.

    Maybe somebody has better info on this?
    1. Re:Probably won't work. by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      First, isn't the brain a dynamic thing? This doesn't sound like something that can adapt.

      I'm not quite so optimistic about it either. But other parts of the brain may adapt to deal with it. Anyway, the hippocampus is kind of like a dvd decoder chip on a dvd player. It's just kind of hardwired.

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    2. Re:Probably won't work. by cranos · · Score: 1

      hippocampus is kind of like a dvd decoder chip on a dvd player
      Shhh don't tell the MPAA, otherwise they'll be demanding that we got DMR installed in our hippocampuseseseses.

    3. Re:Probably won't work. by graveyhead · · Score: 1
      does this method work at all?
      Yes, the black-box method does work. Sometimes. There are two major factors involved:

      * The size of the sample set, and the completeness of its' representation of the problem

      and

      * It generally will not work where the numbers are uniformly distributed, such as in a random drawing lottery.

      However, if the above two conditions are fulfilled, there are several approaches one can use in an attempt to discover the "contents" of the black-box. My personal favorite is genetic programming where a program is evolved which can potentially solve a black-box problem.
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    4. Re:Probably won't work. by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Genetic programming works for something at least somewhat linear; would definitely not work for random drawing lottery.

  68. Artifical hippo-campus? by Jonboy+X · · Score: 0, Troll

    Artificial hippo-campus? I wasn't aware that hippos attended college in nature...

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    "In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser." -Weird Al
  69. artificial hippo campus? by grammaticaster · · Score: 0, Troll

    sounds boring. when i go to the zoo, i want to see the real thing, dammit!

    1. Re:artificial hippo campus? by erixtark · · Score: 1

      sounds boring. when i go to the zoo, i want to see the real thing

      There is no zoo.

    2. Re:artificial hippo campus? by Nonac · · Score: 1

      I think you don't get it. He is talking about a hippo campus, and most people will only encounter hippos at the zoo.

  70. Greg Egan... by alwayslurking · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yet again, the real world imitates one of his stories. He has a couple of stories based in a world where everyone's brain is swapped out for a crystal computer. Mindfuck stuff about the true seat of consciousness, mortality and the meaning of "human". Just remembered "Reasons to be cheerful", specifically about brain prosthesics and personality.

    Home page with free stories

    This is my third Greg Egan post in the last few months and they've all been ontopic. He thinks big thoughts about our near future and is a much better writer than Cory Doctorow, imho.

    1. Re:Greg Egan... by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Egan story that goes into the most detail about replacing the brain with a crystal computer was called "Learning to be me". I also highly recommend "Diaspora" for potential ideas on what we can do to ourselves, once our minds are all just run on computers.

  71. Brain implants are here ... by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

    ... and I can think of no better place to advertise them than on Slashdot!

  72. it might not be the best idea in the world by ibbie · · Score: 1

    to wire your brain like that. i mean, come on, we have people here talking about going online using nothing but their noodle, and yet no one has thought of how annoying those x10 ads could really get, when they're piped directly into your brain.

    --
    The wise follow a damned path, for to know is to be forsaken.
  73. This screams... by LePrince · · Score: 1

    This screams 802.11... :-I I'd be afraid that this device would be queryable. If they managed to fit a webserver in a fly, why not.

  74. Smashed Hippocampus by FlamingWarVagina · · Score: 1

    As a smashed hippocampus, (b9 cancer @ 6 inutero), I'm drooling to get a replacement and see just what makes the rest of the population so fucking stupid...

    The hippocampus opperates like the ribbon cable of your brain between your HD0, the FSB, and HD1. It's not the hardrive, or RAM, maybe a little like the bus and cache for the CPU.

  75. Another Bold step in the march of Mad Science... by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Boy, between this, lamprey brain powered cyborgs, escaping robots, remote controlld roaches, cloning and rogue bioweapons, it's a great time to be a wild-haired crazy-eyed visionary.

    Tampering in God's domain has never been more fruitful!

    They said I was mad, the fools. Now, I will crush them all!

  76. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Loki · · Score: 1

    There's no reason to believe that the person being emulated is any more qualified an observer than anyone else. If it's good enough to fool outside observers, it's good enough to fool the person being emulated.

    That may be, but it won't fool the person being killed: The original.

    A copy is a copy. The consciousness (spirit, soul, whatever it's called) must be moved along with everything else.

  77. Re:This is !cool. by APL+bigot · · Score: 1

    Oh no! How do I keep Alan Ralsky out of my head!?
    Spam King Lives Large off Others' E-Mail Troubles

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  78. Both! by orz · · Score: 1

    duh.

  79. New Neurons? by redfenix · · Score: 1

    This definitely brings up an interesting argument. IIRC, human adult neural cells do not reproduce, right? Maybe this is for a reason, or maybe lack of neural reproduction is a sign of aging?

    --
    "It's a very tangled subsystem." --Windows kernel guru
    1. Re:New Neurons? by gid-goo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's not true. It was thought to be the case until recently. Here's one of the first links I found: check it out.

  80. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Loki · · Score: 1

    Personally I'd be happy stopping at 3. I now have a self-repairing, programmable brain (and possibly a self-repairing, programmable body). Why would I want to move into VR? The possibilities in the real world would be endless.

  81. Whatever happened to... by scott1853 · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to that scientist that was going to record his brainwaves while he moved his arm around, and then play the signals back into his brain to see if his arm would make the same movements? Anybody remember this? I saw it on Wired a year or two ago.

  82. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Bonker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In both methods you mention, it's the pattern of thought and memory that's perceived as important, since Kurzweil discards brain tissue so easily in favor of nano-machines and machine processing. Personally, I agree with this assessment on both logical and religous grounds, as well as ethical grounds.

    If that's true, that means that both the 'you' inside your brain and the 'you' inside the computer in the 'copy and kill' method would both really be you. Both have memories, emotions, and preferences of the original. It would be unethical and immoral at that point to destroy either one.

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  83. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by DFarmerTX · · Score: 1

    Successful "transferring" of conscience should go a little more like this:

    At some point in the future, we will create a device that can interface a human brain with a computer.

    With enough pathways to the network, the user should "feel" and "think" the computer, more and more.

    Eventually, the lines between that person's "self" and the computer "continuum" will be increasingly blurred. The human will become less and less aware of what's going on in his brain vs. the computer, and maybe not even care.

    I would expect at some point, the body will die, and if enough "blending" of computer/human has occurred, you might not even notice the difference.

    Neat.

  84. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Mirus+Nex · · Score: 1

    Yes, to an observer it would appear to be 'you'. But where would 'you' be? What is it that makes you, you? Sure, your brain maybe 100% emulated in another form, but that doesn't mean your "essence" would be transfered as well. The emulated 'you' would be self aware of itself, but that in itself would be emulated as well.

    For example, pretend for a moment that a written piece of paper is intelligent and self aware. You photocopy the piece of paper and now have 2 self aware entities exactly mimicking each other. If you burn the original up it's life essence is gone yet, to you, the copy will replace the original. They are separate entities and are each individually self aware yet do not share the same synapsis...

    We, as humans, have not figured out what makes us us. This is where religion comes into the picture, which may be nothing more than a simple way to explain 'you'...

    This also leads us down the path of human commodities. If we could have cloned past geniuses via emulation we would have an abundant resource pool. But, those individuals ceased to be when they died. A software Einstein would not be Albert...

  85. bs detector going off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There's no way. How many neurons does the rat hippocampus have - about 300,000 or so, right? Consider that researchers modelling individual neurons to high degrees of accuracy run simulations that can take hours to model a few seconds of a single neuron's operation. What kind of computing power would it take to simulate hundreds of thousands of neurons accurately enough so that it can replace the wetware? Brains are way too complex for a single chip to replace any significant slices of them, at this point. Consider also that the hippocampal neurons are intricately and finely connected with neurons in other brain regions. How would you hook such a thing up? These researchers are sticking electrodes in and getting sum signals from large groups of neurons. That's very different from how the hippocampus is connected.

    This has gotta be a hoax.

  86. Great Marketing Tool!? by SoulDrift · · Score: 1

    Sounds like fun, but I won't be signing up...

    Imagine what kind of nastiness could happen if people decided to put pre-determined instructions on the bits of brain that are inserted into your head... "Buy Walmart!" etc... GREAT possibility for sponsorship by big companies into the research though...

  87. Already got one. by Upright+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    These things are great. I just had one installed yesterday.
    These things are great. I just had one installed yesterday.
    These things are great. I just had one installed yesterday.
    These things are great. I just had one installed yesterday.
    These things are great. I just had one installed yesterday.

    1. Re:Already got one. by schnits0r · · Score: 1

      Oh no! He's running windows!

    2. Re:Already got one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is funny, but not correct. See an explanation of the hippocampus here.

    3. Re:Already got one. by Upright+Joe · · Score: 1

      That is funny, but not correct. See an explanation of the hippocampus here.

      Hey, stop trolling my karma whoring.

  88. There is no 'you'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is only your current state.

    1. Re:There is no 'you'. by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1


      Damn I wish I didn't lose my mod points when I went out of town... +7 funny :-)

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    2. Re:There is no 'you'. by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      At last, someone who "gets it"!

    3. Re:There is no 'you'. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If there is no you, then you didn't get it.

      --
  89. Which campus is it (not a joke)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the greater Los Angeles area, there are two Pac-10 schools: USC aka The University of Southern California - (a private school), and UCLA aka The University of California (at) Los Angeles (state school). They are two very different schools. The Trojans vs. the Bruins. I didn't read the article b/c this mistake was too funny to me, being a Californian and all.

  90. Electronic impulses not the only part of the brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about all those wonderful chemicals that also affect our mind and how we think/feel? I think that having a purely electronic hippocampus could have some devious side affects.

  91. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by The_K4 · · Score: 1

    WSo by your reasoning an advanced AI could never have a spirit, sould, whatever it's called with out killing/stealing someone else's? I think you've been reading too much Card and not enough Kurzweil. Remember Molly's friend George (which started as a digital assistant and ended up digitally merged with her)......i believe Kurzweil saw him as an entity who was a real and valid as a person who's been digitized even though he never han a physical self.

  92. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting
    > A copy is a copy. The consciousness (spirit, soul, whatever it's called) must be moved along with everything else.

    That's metaphysics; you are presupposing the existence of consciousness independent of a physical medium.

    At present, there is no evidence to support (or refute) your hypothesis.

    It's just as possible that consciousness is an epiphenomenon of chemical activity in a special configuration of neurons known as a "brain" - in much the same way that "Pac-Man" is an epiphenomenon of certain electrical impulses in special configuration of silicon known as a "Z80 CPU and EPROMs", or "P4 2.4GHz, hard drive, and MAME".

    If the materialist viewpoint is the case, and the copy is destructive, then yes, one of me experiences death. And one of me experiences a lifetime before transfer to machine, followed by an odd transitional moment (which may not be "experienced" per se -- can a machine actually be said to be "running" code in the nanoseconds between clock cycles?), followed by life as a machine.

    More interestingly, if the copying process is nondestructive, one of me experiences being the aforementioned weird transition from "running on meat" to "running on silicon", and the original experiences nothing worse than having some kind of funky scanner waved over me.

    I'd like to run on silicon. fork() me a few times, plug my copies into space probes, and lob them off on random paths to star systems, and HLT me until there are enough photons bouncing off my solar panels to run my clock. It may take 500,000 years to go from star system to star system, but who cares? I cease to exist for half a million years at a time, but those are the boring parts of the trip anyways. Finally, I could see the galaxy on five Altarian dollars a day!

  93. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Help for the morons who don't understand "full and immediate compliance".

    Someone's really got to be full-blown brain dead to think leaving Saddam Hussein in power is the best solution.

  94. Three little words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Chomsky's support.
    duh.

  95. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by The_K4 · · Score: 1

    Acutally they have ends....as long as you are dependant on the physical world to define the rules (those of physics at the very least) to determine your existance there may be a large number of possibilities, but there would still be limitiations, moving into a virtual world would remove ALL limitations. However I tend to agree I would want those limitations.....as Kurzweil pointed out "Death gives meaning to life"....and as Quinn said "Immortality consists largly of bordom".

  96. Testing by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    OK begin testing NOW !
    testing testing 1 , 2 , ehh , ehh, 7?

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    What truth?
    There is no dupe
  97. Yeah - all the chicks are fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because at geek schools it's like 10-1 guys to girls so all the girls balloon up - like hippos.

  98. How long... by chinton · · Score: 1

    How long before a l33T bR41n hAxOr overclocks it?

    1. Re:How long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the HELL are you talking about????

  99. Re:This is !cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bayesian filtering! Eventually the "is this spam?" decision process can be encoded such that your brain can execute it offline, without bringing it to the attention of your senses or concious thought. Then it really is you deciding whether or not something is spam, only you won't actually have to hold it in your mind, consider, or remember.

  100. You didn't need it to vote for Gore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously

  101. Would Gore have graduated with one of these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, if Gore had one of these, he might have even been able to graduate and get a master degree.

  102. Chips Used by SansAKilt · · Score: 1

    I heard they were using old P-90 chips as prototypes. Oh great, we'll have wonderful memory, we'll just suck at math.

  103. Get a magnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or climb a hi-voltage tower.

  104. Black boxes and Closed Source / Closed protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black box? Closed Protocol?
    Isn't this what the Samba team have been doing for years? (Tickling an NT box to see how it responds and imitating it in open source?)

  105. Why College by pakolorin83 · · Score: 1

    Kind of interesting. It could be the ultimate equalizing factor, if it were cheap enough. Problem is, it wouldnt be, simply because it would the ultimate equalizing factor.

  106. Drugs by thefogger · · Score: 2

    I think the Hippocampus is used to decide what to remember and what not. This goes for both short term and long term memory. Now, if you take LSD for example, this kind of knocks out the Hippocampus or at least prevents it from functioning correctly. That's why you get the weird illusions and color sensations. The hippocampus can't sort out important from unimportant anymore. So I guess people with implants would be immune to LSD?

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    Um... I didn't do it!
  107. Sweet for Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this brain device really works, then maybe someday we can build a brain attachment that supports modern notions of right and wrong. Then, we plug the attachment into the majority of Chinese. In this way, we can finally protect the human rights of Tibetans.

  108. Sounds familiar... by saikou · · Score: 2, Funny

    ".. Do you know that the first memory implant was designed to give people perfect life? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost.
    Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe ..."
    Hm... Long term memory failure :)

  109. forgetting by pmineiro · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Forgetting is the most beneficial process we possess," Williams says. It enables us to deal with painful situations without actually reliving them.

    LOL when I read this. I thought for sure the second sentence would read something like "it enables us to abstract over past experience, and is an integral part of categorizing and modeling our universe into a managable and queriable form." Probably that would be closer to what this Williams guy actually said.

    Leave it to the press to find the emotional hook. Not that somebody who remember everything would be hopelessly impaired cognitively like the famous Russian "S" case, but rather, they would have to endure their last breakup without relief.

    -- p

    1. Re:forgetting by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Can someone please explain to me how the parent post can be regarded as a troll?

      Thanks in advance.

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  110. Anyone read "Rendezvous with Rama"? by shayborg · · Score: 1

    Isn't this exactly what happened to Michael O'Toole during the years he was at the Node? They raised some interesting philosophical questions about this procedure in that book. At one point near the end, IIRC, Nicole asks Michael if he's still the same person now that the Ramans replaced his hippocampus and "improved" his body quantitatively in so many ways. He is unable to give a straight answer, replying only that he still has the same memories, and that he feels like Michael O'Toole.

    The point is that replacing parts of the brain opens up a whole new can of worms. I'm not unequivocally against it, but it's an interesting and thorny philosophical issue.

    -- shayborg

  111. Death by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Death does not give meaning to my life and I've never really understood how that can be so.

    1. Re:Death by Ribo99 · · Score: 1

      Death is the only thing you can compare Life to, and by contrast it makes Life way more attractive.

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      I wear pants.
    2. Re:Death by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Becasue if time were limitless would you ever be worried about getting anything done? After all there would ALWAYS be tommorow. It's the fact taht there might not be a tommorow that mkaes life really interesting. I guess that some people just won't see that, and that's fine. I just hope that you have SOMETHING that gives your life meaning. If you do think about that things being gone.....that's how death gives meaning to the people who DO feel this way. :)

  112. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

    "Immortality consists largly of bordom"

    Which would probably drive someone to do things like "...insult the Universe. That is, he would insult everybody in it. Individually, personally, one by one, and (this was the thing he really decided to grit his teeth over) in Alphabetical Order."
    --
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  113. No biggie by Goonie · · Score: 1
    Hardware random number generators are known technology, and incorporating this into an artificially intelligent systems would be trivial - provided we knew how to build an artificially intelligent system (in the Turing-test passing sense). Which we don't.

    One standard reply to the "it's only a simulation" criticism of AI is simply to ask the criticiser to prove that their own intelligence isn't "simulated".

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  114. Obligatory by Tattva · · Score: 1
    Let's get a beowulf cluster of these together and we'll be able to remember it for you wholesale!

    Yeah!!

    I got a linux and a Phillip K. Dick reference in the same thought!

    my work done, I am signing off...

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  115. Is that you William Cozzano? by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

    Yet again we see the fruits of science fiction come to life.

  116. new brain by graveyhead · · Score: 1

    Second Zambesi: Mince pie for me, please.

    First Zambesi: What did she say that for?

    Salesman: Quiet please. It's not adjusted yet. (he makes more adjustments)

    Second Zambesi: Oh, I am enjoying this rickshaw ride. I've been a Tory all my life, my life, my life. Good morning Mr Presley. How well you look, you look very well ... our cruising speed is 610 miles per hour ... well well well porridge ... well well well, well, hello hello dear ... hello dear!

    Salesman: Right, one, two, three ... (the salesman adjusts a switch)

    Second Zambesi: ... eight, seven, (he adjusts another switch) four.

    First Zambesi: Oh, she never knew that before.

    Salesman: Quiet please. Mrs Zambesi, who wrote the theory of relativity?

    First Zambesi: I know! I know.

    Salesman: Quiet, please! (he adjusts a tuning control)

    Second Zambesi: Einstane ... Einstone ... Einsteen ... Einston ... Einstin ... Einsten ... Einstein.

    Salesman: Good.

    Second Zambesi: Noël Einstein.

    Salesman: Right. That'll be 13/6d please.

    --
    std::disclaimer<std::legalese> sig=new std::disclaimer; sig->dump(); delete sig;
  117. Re:High hopes ....uhhhh, not quite. by macshune · · Score: 1
    "knowledge transfer" wouldn't happen. The brain is like a sponge, yes, but you can't squish it to make all the memories come out...input only.

    And with regards to physics and the like, you might be able to regurgitate laws and theories, but one's ability to understand the laws & theory (and better yet conceptualize them) comes only with practice and dedication.

  118. Do they know what they're doing? by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    (from the article):
    No one understands how the hippocampus encodes information.

    and this

    The job of the hippocampus appears to be to "encode" experiences ...

    Is the uncertainty that of the writer or of the researchers? I'm not comfortable with the idea of them splicing electronics into rat and monkey brains until they have a better grasp on the functions of the component they are bypassing. Perhaps they could experiment on lawyers or politicians instead?

    Slices of rat hippocampus were stimulated with electrical signals, millions of times...

    Boy, some guys get to have all the fun....

    --
    The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
  119. No one has mentioned MEMENTO yet. by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    For two hours of reasons to replace it, go see/rent Memento. It's fun to sleep with a new woman every night until you wake up one day with tattoo across your check that says "John Q raped and murdered your wife."

    --
    O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
  120. Hoax? by bill2009 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I do see that it's from the New Scientist but it seems awfully unlikely. I remember seeing someting about Berger years ago and that was definitely in the "someday..." category.

  121. Brain implants by maccrapper · · Score: 1

    Maybe we could all donate our income tax returns and buy one for our world leaders?

  122. This is all well and good... by Pettifogger · · Score: 1

    This could help a lot of people. However, one pressing question remains. Can you port Linux to it?

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    IAAL

  123. Minsky wrote a SF novel that contained this idea.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Marvin Minsky wrote a novel (out of print according to Amazon) that contains this exact idea. The book is called: The Turing Option: A Novel

  124. Overclock your brain. by TripleA · · Score: 1

    OK, this is far, far away, but I can't wait to overclock my brain.
    -Hey dude, look, my brain is twice as fast as yours!
    -Yeah, but it makes you behave irregulary.

    1. Re:Overclock your brain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This can easily be accomplished without prosthetics by eating massive quantities of candy while watching the Powerpuff Girls or Digicharat or Beavis and Butthead... or maybe listening to some good Amiga game music from the early 1990s.

      *gnarlgnarlgnarlgnarlgnarlgnarl*

      I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!

  125. At least by willpost · · Score: 1

    We'll always be able to find cheese in a maze.

  126. your .sig by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


    From the efficient screensaver dept.: POKE 53281,0:POKE 53280,0:POKE 646,0

    Okay, I know poke 5328[01], 0 will set the screen black, but what does poke 646,0 do? /me remembers fondly the little tan machine.

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    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    1. Re:your .sig by Beetjebrak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      5 rem first we clear the screen
      10 PRINTCHR$(147)
      11 rem store old values
      12 A=PEEK 53281:B=PEEK 53280:C=PEEK 646
      15 rem set screen to black
      20 POKE 53281,0:POKE 53280,0:POKE 646,0
      25 rem check for keypress
      30 GET A$:IF A$="" GOTO 30
      35 rem restore old values
      40 POKE 53281,A:POKE 53280,B: POKE 646,C
      45 rem retun key pressed just for the heck of it.
      50 PRINT"You pressed";A$;" to get your screen back!"

      I'm not sure about the syntax of the PEEK command nor about the PRINT statement on line 50. As you can probably see, this 'screensaver' has been through some editing during previous discussions about it. Funny how so many people respond to my sig! Originally it just started out as 53281,0 and 53280,0 to create some quick black. Sadly the BASIC program is too long for my sig. Oh, and I as yet refuse to create a full-blown subroutine using GOSUB/RETURN just for to check for a pressed key but you're welcome to submit a patch and add features.. the thing is GPL'ed but adding the GPL in REM statements seemed a bit over the top ;-))

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      Learn from the mistakes of others. There isn't enough time to make them all yourself.
    2. Re:your .sig by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      On the Commodore 64, 128, VIC-20, and possibly plus/4, decimal address 646 is where the Basic OS looks to get the current cursor color. So by putting a zero in 646, it will make the cursor black. Whoo.

      By the way, I'm posting this message with my C128. (really!)

  127. I can see the spam now by sielwolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    To:someguy@somewhere.com
    Subject: Brain Enlargement!?!

    Yes with our patented technique you can increase your I.Q. by at least 40 points!?! I myself didn't believe it when I first heard of this technique! But it works!!! (ad nauseum)...

    Maybe they can somehow bootleg this into those Nigerian money scams.

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    What is music when you despise all sound?
    1. Re:I can see the spam now by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      ...with our patented technique you can increase your I.Q. by at least 40 points


      The IQ of anyone who would respond to this spam is so low already that, paradoxically, this might actually be truth in advertising!

  128. Next on /. by QEDog · · Score: 1

    How to Mod your head: new brain, blue LEDs for the case, hot to put your brain inside a NES case...

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    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
  129. Ethical issues?? bah! by gamakitty · · Score: 1

    Grrr...sometimes stuff like this annoys me. All over this article they bring up very significant ethical questions, as likely in an effort to appease as many varieties of fundamentalists as possible as to actually consider the side effects. But not once in the article did they consider that maybe the monkeys arent gonna be real happy with having their heads messed with. They recognize that it's great having these tests subjects that are at least somewhat similar to humans (relatively of course) but not that maybe these similarities have similar emotional/physical consequences for them as for us. I'm waiting for the next big evolution where humans get left behind and get to be the new race of test subjects. fun times. =P

  130. Car keys by shadowlight1 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I now have a sure fire way of remembering where I put my car keys?

  131. Familiar method by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Am I the only one who noticed they reverse engineered the hippocampus using almost the exact same method Compaq used to reverse engineer the IBM PC BIOS? From the article:

    No one understands how the hippocampus encodes information. So the team simply copied its behaviour. Slices of rat hippocampus were stimulated with electrical signals, millions of times over, until they could be sure which electrical input produces a corresponding output. Putting the information from various slices together gave the team a mathematical model of the entire hippocampus.

    I suppose it's nice they were careful to avoid infringing on the brain's IP. (Or should that be The Brain's IP; I imagine he has a number of patents under his evil little belt.)

    --
    And the brethren went away edified.
    1. Re:Familiar method by MarvinMouse · · Score: 1

      Well God Co. was considering suing them for infringing on their patent, but then realized they didn't have any lawyers.

      --
      ~ kjrose
    2. Re:Familiar method by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 1

      Insightful.

      Not as far out as it sounds - the drug companies managed to get patents on DNA, so why not brain processes?

      Scary.

  132. I just want by Hershmire · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a math co-processor installed.

    2+2? 5, of course. Dammit, I got an Intel.

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    if(!toilet_paper) roll.replace(new roll); //Stupid roommates.
  133. Bush needs this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did I heard that right? They were going to test it on a monkey first? Bush is seeking this so bad he's agreed to be that first monkey. He looks like one already.

  134. Eidactic memory.... by horse_pheathers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what you would get if you modelled the hippocampus of someone with "photographic" memory in silicon and transplanted it into someone else? The first "killer app" for wetware?

    --Horse_pheathers

  135. NP: The nice thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...about naked posts (NP) is that you don't HAVE to be first! You only have to be naked!!!

    I am TOTALLY naked.

  136. Simpsons by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 1

    Homer: mmmmmmm......artificial hippocampuses

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    Bugs are just features that have been fixed.
  137. You have some faulty RAM, there. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Too bad your memory is not as good as your math. The P60, P66 and early P75 chips had the math problems. They were cleard up before the introduction of the P90.

    --
    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  138. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

    The problem is, I probably wouldn't be able to stand myself. And then it becomes a case of "him" vs. "me," and we all know how that plays out.

    I just hope I'm not as wily as I think I am...

    --
    "Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
  139. Comparing life by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    You can compare one variety of life to another, can't you?

  140. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Aexia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So by your reasoning an advanced AI could never have a spirit, sould, whatever it's called with out killing/stealing someone else's?

    I think his point is that the AI would have *a* spirit/soul/whatever; it just wouldn't be *your* spirit/soul/whatever. It's effectively a brand new and entirely seperate entity from you.

    You make a perfect virtual copy of yourself. The copy is happy and immortal and everything, but *you* are still stuck in your body. *You* haven't gone anywhere. You've just been photocopied. Something nearly indentical to you would be immmortal, but *you* wouldn't and you'd eventually die. Which defeats the purpose of the whole exercise.

    The best way to keep *you* going would be the gradual replacement that others suggested.

  141. DRM by Xarin · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how long before Hollywood forces them to add digital rights management so you can't steal the movie you just watched? I can see it now, you are only allowed to remember the movie for 3 days and then you have to go to the theatre again.

    1. re: DRM by mark-t · · Score: 1
      I was saying this back in 1999 when the DMCA first came out. I have always felt very strongly that someday we will achieve full computer-brain integration and really, and the whole concept of DRM makes *NO* sense in that world. The answer, I'm afraid, is that human rights will ultimately be discarded in favour of the almighty dollar.

      Sad, but unfortunately inevitable.

    2. Re:DRM by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the hippocampus is write-only. More like you'd remember the movie for a few hours; if it makes it into long term memory, it's beyond the control of this device.

      What you really want is something to mimic the long-term memory itself...

  142. memory chips by lethalwp · · Score: 1



    Imagine a world where you can have bio-upgrades like memory chips (programmable, usefull to pass exams)

    Then later: communications chips using wi-fi or bluetooth with api to google.com the ultimate research solution! =)

  143. Don't Hold out any High Hopes by kris_lang · · Score: 1
    One big problem with this device is that it is gargantuan in scale compared to the neural regions which it will bypass or replace. The brain has neuron bodies at a density of 10^8 cells per cubic centimeter (based on the brain containing 10^11 cells and having a volume of approximately 10^3 ccs). The neurons may be just part of the computational structure; it is believed that the axons and dendrites and the synaptic junctions themselves (and their spatial distribution) may also play a part in the computation and associative learning that is embodied in the brain. So there may be 10^11 - 10^14 connections per cubic centimeter to deal with.

    While silicon tracks (or GaAs or whatever) may be laid down at a similar density, interfacing these silicon wafers does not happen at this high a density. Jerome Pine at CalTech has worked with making "neural wells" , chips with wells that neurons can grow into. Their density is not very high. I don't know what the density of this "artificial hippocampus" is or the number of connections it will make, so I can't literally say that I doubt it's density is high enough.

    This is more a proof of concept, and a stepping stone, not anywhere near being able to "replace a hippocampus."

    Compare it to replacing your retinal optics and neural circuitry with the Fisher-Price black-and-white video camera which recorded its low resoultion video onto audio cassettes. Imagine hooking up the output of the Fisher-Price camera to the optic nerve and daring to call it a replacement for the eye. Audacious, definitely. An amazing first step, perhaps. Once it works. But a replacement? I think not.

    1. Re:Don't Hold out any High Hopes by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      I don't know, what if human engineers can come up with a hyppocampus which uses only one third the neurons?

      Let's see what the fine folks at AMD can do...

      Although I'm scared of what the heatsink will look like.

    2. Re:Don't Hold out any High Hopes by kris_lang · · Score: 1

      But do you think anyone anywhere could come up with a 64MBytes replacement for a 512MByte memory? Not a lossless one. Lossy memory substitution might work, and that's pretty darn close to what we currently have in our wetware now, isn't it? And my position is that the electronic replacement isn't a ratio of 1:8 to the brain as in my example of 64:512 above, but more likely to be a ratio of 1:1000 or smaller (1:10^5).

  144. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "Think of it this way: if the emulation is good enough so that no observer can distinguish between the original and the emulation, then that person has been transferred."

    Except there would be differences between the two starting the instant the copy comes online. Each of them will have mutually exclusive experiences. While they'd be just about invisible at first, as the two live out their lives the differences will be come obvious.

  145. it's not a black box to me... by kennorman · · Score: 5, Informative

    I do research on hippocampal functioning --- more specifically, I build neural network models of how the hippocampus supports memory for specific events. I was surprised by the statement in the new scientist article that "we know nothing about how the hippocampus encodes memories". There is actually quite a lot of consensus among researchers as to how the different subregions of the hippocampus support its overall function of storing and retrieving memories. If you want more information, a good place to start might be this paper that I wrote with my colleague Randy O'Reilly. Go to:

    http://www.princeton.edu/~psych/PsychSite/compme mo ry/

    then click on the first article under "Review Papers". You can follow the references to find other, relevant papers. Also, I should say that I am extremely skeptical that the prosthesis described in the New Scientist article will be able to substitue for an actual hippocampus. One of the key properties of the hippocampus (and the brain more generally) is that it *changes* as a function of experience --- every time you store a new memory in the hippocampus, it changes the strengths of synapses, which in turn changes the input-output function. So I can't see how it would be possible to replace the hippocampus using a simple, static lookup table. I may be missing something, but I think we are still a very long way from building an artificial hippocampus, and I think that we won't be successful in this endeavor unless we build in some knowledge about how the structure actually works...

    1. Re:it's not a black box to me... by kennorman · · Score: 2, Informative

      oops, here is the correct URL: http://www.princeton.edu/~psych/PsychSite/compmemo ry/publications.html (i'm not sure why the URL shows a space between "compmemo" and "ry" but in any case that space shouldn't be there) then click on the first article under "review papers"

    2. Re:it's not a black box to me... by watchful.babbler · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not being a neurologist myself, take with salt, but I think the NS article glosses over (surprise!) the important aspects. A better, general-public article is here. There's also a fair amount of peer-reviewed literature on the project; see, for example, Chian, M., V.Z. Marmarelis & T.W. Berger. "Decomposition of neural systems with nonlinear feedback using stimulus-response data." Neurocomputing, 26-27:641-654, 1999.

      You'd be far, far better equipped than I to review their work (having just read the Neurocomputing paper, I could use an artificial hippocampus right about now!), but it seems that their "black box" modeling is limited to specific subprocesses, and rather than a static lookup table (as per the NS article), they've used nonparametric analysis to derive a set of functions to simulate the various processes in question.

      That, at least, makes sense to me; I'm used to modeling things we don't really understand. Unfortunately, if their artificial brain works twice as well as my econometric models, their research project is doomed to a very short life.

      --
      "Freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more."
    3. Re:it's not a black box to me... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      So I can't see how it would be possible to replace the hippocampus using a simple, static lookup table.

      You are my hero.

      I knew human experience was not that easy to compress. Er. Well, something in me knows that, but I don't have a memory of why.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:it's not a black box to me... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Statistical analysis only works on linear systems. You have to know that every unique input will yield the same output.

      What gets the average Joe into trouble is the fact the very few systems in this world are linear, and those that are assume that its working in a very specific environment. The feed us all of these contrived examples in school, and people graduate expecting the world to behave according to the rules of algebra. Well, it doesn't.

      As it turns out, what we learn in physics really only applies to life in or present frame of reference, under earth's gravity. The reactions in Chem only work at Standard Temperature and Pressure. (Hell, just note that cooking directions change at high altitudes.)

      We are so bent on making to world so simple that we forget to actually see it for what it is some times.

      That said, if you happen to come up with a decent working model for economics...

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:it's not a black box to me... by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      The reason for the space in the URL is that this is slashdot and they intentionally mangle long strings of non-whitespace characters by inserting a space. I'm not sure why, I think it has to do with subverting the posting of ASCII-art porn.

      I may be missing something, but I think we are still a very long way from building an artificial hippocampus, and I think that we won't be successful in this endeavor unless we build in some knowledge about how the structure actually works...

      The only thing you're missing is that at least part of your assesment is based off of a New Scientist article and it's likely that many details have been simplified to the point of being wrong. It's like trying to do calculations using Pi rounded to the nearest 10 (=0).

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    6. Re:it's not a black box to me... by Sara+Chan · · Score: 1
      Statistical analysis only works on linear systems.
      This is untrue. See, for example, Tong H. (1990) Non-linear Time Series (Oxford University Press) .

      For this and much more, you could also read the article by Chian et al., cited above by Watchful.Babbler, which is based on the well-known Volterra approach.

    7. Re:it's not a black box to me... by The+Darkness · · Score: 1
      The reason for the space in the URL is that this is slashdot and they intentionally mangle long strings of non-whitespace characters by inserting a space. I'm not sure why, I think it has to do with subverting the posting of ASCII-art porn.

      The space is also because there were people who would post really long strings and cause the slashdot window to expand so that every other post would display on one line. This forced everyone browsing at a level where these posts were visible to scroll to the right to read anything.

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      There are two kinds of people: 1) those that need closure
  146. Re:easy - NO!!! by johnty · · Score: 1
    It's supposed to be "When's tea?"!!!.

    if i, um, remember correctly :-P

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  147. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by IXI · · Score: 1

    Nice idea but it is flawed because as soon as your fork()ed experiences start having different experiences from your original experience, as well as your other experiences, they will instantly be different experiences i.e. different persons.

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  148. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 1

    So many people, so little common sense.

    1) What is this "essence?" I think you just made it up just now. What makes you hypothesize an "essence"? Describe its properties please.

    2) Religion doesn't explain anything any better than random descriptions do. What religion can describe consciousness properly, in a testable way that will allow us to change it, or create more or less of it? Or upload it? No religion does that.

  149. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 1

    Hmm... have you ever seen the Ghost in the Shell movie? Or, to a lesser extent, the anime series? They tackled a lot of these questions... with some interesting answers.

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    The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
    --Aristotle
  150. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 1

    the person being killed: The original.

    Interesting. So, exactly what are the thoughts of a person in the moment just after they are dead?

    And what are the properties of this soul? What are its mass, volume, smell, texture, etc? What color is it? If it's just encoded information, then please tell me this: what is the difference between two bits on my hard drive, from the perspective of the bits?

  151. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by stormraven · · Score: 1

    There are more troubling concerns about this...

    "In news today, Microsoft has brought out the Microsoft Neural Windows Operating Systems. Critics complain that the EULA stipulates that any data, including neural data, is signed over to Microsoft after being uploaded, but the company downplays any possibility of this being used to gain ownership over individuals..."

  152. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Mirus+Nex · · Score: 1
    1) What is this "essence?" I think you just made it up just now. What makes you hypothesize an "essence"? Describe its properties please.

    essence n.
    The intrinsic or indispensable properties that serve to characterize or identify something.
    The most important ingredient; the crucial element.
    The inherent, unchanging nature of a thing or class of things.
    An extract that has the fundamental properties of a substance in concentrated form.
    Something that exists, especially a spiritual or incorporeal entity.

    Got a better term? Spirit maybe?

    2) Religion doesn't explain anything any better than random descriptions do. What religion can describe consciousness properly, in a testable way that will allow us to change it, or create more or less of it? Or upload it? No religion does that.

    Quoting myself: This is where religion comes into the picture, which may be nothing more than a simple way to explain 'you'... If you follow any form of Christian religion you would realize that the belief in God is an explanation for human existance. And most, if not all, forms of Christianity preach that when you die your spirit will live on in some form of afterlife. Be it traversing Purgatory, sunning in Heaven or frying in Hell. So, in this respect your spirit can not be transferred to another being or entity. This is why human cloning is so hotly debated in the US. So, if you clone yourself does the clone have a spirit of its own? Does it have a spirit at all?

    You're quote: There's no reason to believe that the person being emulated is any more qualified an observer than anyone else. If it's good enough to fool outside observers, it's good enough to fool the person being emulated.

    The split second after your brain was transferred to another entity it would stop being you. There are now 2 entities with the same intelligence and memories up to X time. At that point any new memory would be unique to either entity... So, you're standing there looking at your new mechanical clone and you are no longer exact duplicates because your clone sees you and can not see the world from your perspective after the transfer. Unless, of course, you could stay linked to the clone, but then what's the point?

  153. We have a plan. by blair1q · · Score: 1


    1. Create a brain.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  154. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 1

    You haven't described any of the properties of this spirit. The tooth fairy has a definition, but that doesn't mean that it actually exists.

    Also, all Christianity says about human existence is that people have souls. It doesn't describe their properties, except to imply that they are made out of the same stuff they make airplane black boxes out of. i.e. they are indestructable.

  155. finally. by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 1

    finally, a brain prosthesis. i know so many that this could help. starting with the person who took their time to scroll all the way down and read this post.

    1. Re:finally. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      finally, a brain prosthesis. i know so many that this could help. starting with the person who took their time to scroll all the way down and read this post.

      I resemble that remark.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  156. BORG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Become to borg?!!?!??! NO THANK YOU! heh....the borg are real i knew it...i knew it!

  157. Rock fans rejoice! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Finally we'll be able to decipher what Ozzy's been saying all this time.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  158. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Loki · · Score: 1

    WSo by your reasoning an advanced AI could never have a spirit, sould, whatever it's called with out killing/stealing someone else's?

    No, I'm saying that merely creating a copy one's mind does not move one's (awareness|consciousness|spirit|soul|self) to the copy...at least, there is no proof of this, and it doesn't seem likely that it would. You'd have two identical minds, would there be two souls? Why wouldn't the original soul stay with the original mind, and die when it's terminated? Or would the soul be in both copys? What happens when the thought processes of the two copys start to diverge?

    It seems that bypassing neural connections to another physical medium that emulates the former would be a better bet for actually transferring. Theoretically the mind would not be altered by this.

    Aexia explained my thoughts on this best.

  159. What defines a person? by Danathar · · Score: 1

    In the movie the fly, the scientist gets in the first pod. The teleportation machine destroys the original and then re-creates it from the data scanned in the first pod. The scientist (copy) gets out of the second pod and looks at his lab monkey and says "is it real or is it memorex". The point being, if it talks like you, walks like you and is indistinguishable from you, from a the point of another person it really does not matter. From their point of view, it IS you. Of course how can you really prove it after the event occurs, not really knowing how somebody would of acted in the future say that a particular person would not of acted in a particular way. The original is destroyed, only the new one exists. So you really can't ask the original (In the movie)

    The Buddhists believe (I think) the idea of "self" only exists in humans minds to reconsile time with conciousness. If all we are, I'm talking about "self" (minus the religious aspect) are the combined total of our experiences up to a point in time (is it really a point since you can split time infinitely?), then we are fundamentally a different person then we were in the past. There can never be two duplicate people with exactly the same experiences since time is always moving forward and as long as people are alive they are aquiring information or memories are disappearing as we forget or as nerons die.

    So all this talk about what if we upload our brain and what do we do with the original could be the wrong way of looking at it. In order to accurately get a complete and indistinguishable copy of a brain you would have to stop TIME around the person, and then somehow take a snapshot and duplicate it, making sure that the new copy is also frozen in time. Once you did that, then you could say both are EXACT copies of one another.

    As soon as you started time again, they would be different people (although highly similar) as since they occupy geographically different places in the universe their total sum experiences would slowly drift away from similarity of each other.

    I am unique and there can never be another one like me. Possbily VERY similar, but never exactly the same.

    It's late and I'm sure somebody will shoot holes through it. But it's my two cents worth after 3 beers!

  160. Re:easy - NO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bzzzt. Close, but no banana...nana

    It's "'What?' and 'I don't understand' and 'Where's the tea?'".
    "What?"
    "See what I mean? Ow!"

    I really should get out more.

  161. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Loki · · Score: 1

    I don't claim to grok the nature of consciousness. Nobody knows the answers to those questions. I merely state that it's possible (and seems likely to me) that 'uploading' by creating a copy of someone's mind - then destroying the original - would result the original consciousness dying. The copy might be perfectly happy and think of itself as the original, but that wouldn't help the original.

  162. Next thing you know... by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads...

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    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  163. we'd have to get it out first. by deathcloset · · Score: 1

    ``It could always be replaced,'' said Benji reasonably, ``if you think it's important.''

    ``Yes, an electronic brain,'' said Frankie, ``a simple one would suffice.''

    ``A simple one!'' wailed Arthur.

    ``Yeah,'' said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, ``you'd just have to program it to say What? and I don't understand and Where's the tea? --- who'd know the difference?''

    ``What?'' cried Arthur, backing away still further.

    ``See what I mean?'' said Zaphod and howled with pain because of something that Trillian did at that moment.

    ``I'd notice the difference,'' said Arthur.

    ``No you wouldn't,'' said Frankie mouse, ``you'd be programmed not to.''

  164. so... by dosh8er · · Score: 1

    This whole machine-immitation v. real-thing reminds me A LOT of that book that was posted here on slashdot... "The Metamorphasis of Prime Intellect". This brings up another question, what if it's really slower than the real thing? What if an upgrade is necessary in the future because of expanding technology? what then?

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  165. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by rabidcow · · Score: 1

    So, I would suggest the following:
    1) nano-machines are placed into your brain, where they spread out and cradle every neuron.
    2) as neurons die (old age, etc) the nano-machine become active, and emulate the neurons that they're cradling. These would be the Type I nano-machines.
    3) eventually, you have a completely robotic brain, devoid of biological tissue, but the structure of the brain still encodes it's function


    Stop! You're done.
    'you' are now inside a computer: your new brain.

  166. What the hell would you ever want a bubble sort by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    ..for?

  167. The hippocampus effect? by harborpirate · · Score: 1

    "It will be really interesting once this sort of prostetic brain surgery happens - to be able to interview the patients and see if they really feel as if their mental states are different as a result of the new 'tissue'."

    The problem with that is the following: it'll have a percieved effect regardless of whether it has an actual effect.

    To make things a bit more clear, I'll use the "placebo effect". It is commonly known that during studies, people who are given a placebo, a treatment that should have no effect whatsoever, often respond to this "treatment" with slightly positive results. The idea that they might be getting a treatment actually causes them to get better, in some cases.

    My point being that if the new hippocampus is inserted into a persons brain and they have knowledge of it, there will be an effect on that person regardless of whether the hippocampus is actually different or not.

    The only way to know for sure would be to replace the hippocampus without the persons knowledge, and I can't imagine there are too many places where that would be legal for humans.

    So we're going to have to live with the fact that people who undergo this sort of surgery may not be the same after it is complete.

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    1. Re:The hippocampus effect? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Placebo effect is certainly real and effects some things, but I doubt it can really do much in this case. Or with any other prosthetics.

      You can somehow motivate your immune system to work harder if you think you're eating drugs, even if they're only sugar.

      But the same doesn't hold true for replacing whole body parts, your body is not automagically going to grow itself a new hippocampus/leg/eye/whatever even if it knows it should have one.

    2. Re:The hippocampus effect? by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      I'm actually not saying anything of the sort. Certainly people are not going to magically regenerate parts, thats rediculous.

      What I'm saying is that there will be a likely be a psychological effect on the person. The Placebo Effect is widely regarded to be a psychological effect triggered by the perception of an active treatment.

      So my point is a persons personalities, memory, and a mirad of other brain functions could be affected even though the new hippocampus works exactly the same as the old. The perception of the person that a different hippocampus is present may actually cause them to exhibit different behavior. For this reason, I think it will be very difficult to tell whether a behavioral change after a surgery such as this is caused by the by the replacement part itself, or merely the persons perception of that new part.

      As I said before, the only way to truly assess effects due to the part itself would be to replace the part without the persons knowledge, and that event is unlikely to take place.

      Capiche?

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  168. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Loki · · Score: 1

    That's metaphysics; you are presupposing the existence of consciousness independent of a physical medium.

    Somewhat. My thoughts on consciousness is that it's the result of a running neural network. The physical medium would not be relevant if that were true. It seems to make sense that duplicating this neural configuration would create two "souls". I don't see why the consciousness would migrate to the copy. But it might be in both.

    My problem is with step 2 of the second method RedCard mentioned: kill the original person. That seems more like comitting suicide while leaving behind an immortal copy that thinks it's you, instead of gaining immortality.

    Of course, this theory has no evidence to back it, but neither do any of the other theorys dealing with the nature of the soul (or whatever one chooses to call it).

  169. Your argument contains a paradox by ralphclark · · Score: 1
    The split second after your brain was transferred to another entity it would stop being you. There are now 2 entities with the same intelligence and memories up to X time. At that point any new memory would be unique to either entity.
    And hence you expose the fallacy of your own argument that there must be continuity and uniqueness for the self to remain the self.

    What you failed to notice was that this vaunted "difference in experience" which separates the copy from the original after a few moments have elapsed - this is the very same difference which separates you as you are now, from you as you will be tomorrow.

    It is logically necessary that mere experience either A:does or B:does not invalidate one's identity.

    If (A) it does not, then you are you, your whole life long, and the copy *is* in all important respects as much the original as the original is itself.

    But if (B) it does, then the future you is not you, and the organic survivor of a nondestructive upload is not the same person as he was before the upload any more than the emulation is.

    In the latter case (which is the closest of these two propositions to what you are claiming in the above statement) there is really nothing to get upset about as far as uploading is concerned, because whether you participate or not, that "individual" you identify as yourself, housed in your natural body, will in just a few moments be utterly gone from the universe anyway and be replaced by somebody else whom you seem to regard as a relative stranger.

    The continuity/identity fallacy you argued for is the same fundamental error that almost everybody makes when considering the question of whether uploading just creates a useless new copy or actually confers immortality (including, perhaps surprisingly William Gibson himself, as he once revealed during a TV interview).

    I believe the error arises because of a class of category errors that (contemporary) humans intuitively make about the nature of the self. They treat the self logically as if it were a material thing and thus incapable of being duplicated while still retaining its basic individual properties. But the self is patently an immaterial thing: like a story, a song, an idea, a GPL'd linux kernel. All of these things can be copied indefinitely without altering their nature in the smallest degree. It's true that you can take a copy of any of these and modify both copies each in a different way, and then they are no longer the same. But it wasn't the duplication process that destroyed their identity with one another, it was what happened to each of them afterwards.

    If you can grasp the significance of this point you will have made a huge leap forward in understanding both the nature of the self... and the contents of my sig :o)

    1. Re:Your argument contains a paradox by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If the target audience were a programmer, I'd explain it by saying it's like cloning a process.

      The two processes are separate, though at least appearing identical initially.

      But a process still dies if you kill it.

      As for your sig, I find it strange that overall scientists have not spent much time or resources explaining the very first phenomena they ever observe.

      They even spend more on the bullshit areas in AI.

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  170. plasticity, neurogenesis by barakn · · Score: 1
    The hippocampus is a very dynamic area of the brain (see here). In particular, the hippocampus grows more neurons to deal with more complex environments, partly explaining the hippocamus's special role in spatial memory (for example, the large hippocampi of London taxi drivers). An inverse correlation with hippocampus size and depression has also been noted. Drugs like Prozac take 3 weeks to become effective, possibly because they act by stimulating neuron growth (neurogenesis) in the hippocampus.

    Given all that, a great danger of giving a patient an artificial hippocampus is creating a severely depressed individual who can never learn where the bathroom is.

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    1. Re:plasticity, neurogenesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I kept soiling myself because I couldn't find the john I@d be pretty depressed.

  171. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    But would that really transfer 'you' - your consciousness, and the perception of self? Or would it just be an emulation that thinks it's you?

    Please read this comment which is an elaboration on this very question of identity and
    this response which really ought to settle the question for anybody, once and for all. I hope.
  172. more tinkering with the nervous system... by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    The research described in the New Scientist article is just the tip of the iceberg.
    Check out the conference notes from this 1999 (!!) NIMH Conference : Toward Replacement Parts for the Brain. The research reported on in the New Scientist article is in there, along with a boatload of other stuff.

    It won't be all that much longer before "Intel Inside" has meaning in a more expanded context.

    Now, will people with Palladium implants have their minds controlled by corporations?

  173. I recently saw a movie on SciFi channel... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    ...that touched on the same topic. Only the movie was kind of depressing. I wish I could remember the name of it. It was an old 70s movie. Basically this brilliant computer scientist has some kind of accident which causes him to have seizures that make him criminally violent. He winds up killing his wife and it lands him in prison. All of this happens before the movie starts and is expounded during the credits. However, throughout the movie he winds up looking more like a late 60s playboy with a leer that would make Jenna Jamison feel dirty. Anyway... my point here... He is the subject of an experimental brain implant that is supposed to prevent the seizures. Initially, the chip implant is successful. His seizures stop. But as the scientists monitor his progress, they notice that his brain starts making adjustments on it's own to bypass the behavior of the chip. In a way the chip is excercising his brain chemistry to make the seizures much stronger and longer. He escapes from the lab, kills a prostitute and then begins going after other people. The basic idea here is that this kind of thing doesn't work. Now... me being the pseudo-scientist that I am, I tend to disagree with that view. I think this is just the start of the inevitable conclusion: Man and machine MUST merge in order for both forms of life to evolve. Machines need our imperfection and we need their endurance and precision.

    1. Re:I recently saw a movie on SciFi channel... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      I think it was called, "The Guy Who Couldn't Stop Killing Prostitutes."

      Seriously, I think you are referring to "The Terminal Man," yet another Crichton novel that became a movie.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:I recently saw a movie on SciFi channel... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Yes. That was the movie. Thanks! :)

  174. Hrm by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    If we do, would brain implants of the future force some people to remember things they would rather forget?

    What kind of question is this? last I checked, you can't just 'forget' things you don't want to remember.

    OTOH, with this device it would be possible to 'turn off' the ability to create new memories. You could murder someone, and completely forget that you did... (of course, you would still remember wanting to kill someone, and that they were dead...)

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  175. another Berger-related /. story by mlibby · · Score: 1
    here is another slashdot story involving Mr. Berger. the story is 3.5 years old. the topic was speech recognition using "dynapic synapses" in spiking neural networks.

    i haven't found out yet whether the brain prosthesis announced ~today uses the same dynamic synapse concept. i would guess that the answer is "yes, it does" (based on some of his papers i've read, and based on how long this prosthesis thing has allegedly been in the making). can anyone confirm? today's article doesn't seem to have many details about the architecture of the actual neural network.

  176. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by RedCard · · Score: 1

    I actually did see the movie, and I thought it was pretty good, but the songs were a little tedious (I don't understand Japanese). Also, I thought that at some points the characters just seemed to be preaching about the writer's perception of life, consciousness, etc... The boat scene comes to mind.

    But yeah, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I give it 4 out of 5.

    If you like discussions on he nature of consciousness, as is hapening in this thread, then I would suggest reading the book that I alluded to in my earlier post. "The age of spiritual machines" by Ray Kurzweil. I picked it up for $5 at a rummage sale. Right now, it's $10.47(US) on amazon.com

  177. Yep... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    "Ol' Jim there, after they put that new fangled hippo-camper insude 'o him, he don't remember his name too well - but last fall he was in an' out of the corn maze in five minutes flat!"

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  178. Greeaaat by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    I just went and read through the entire freakin book on my CRT.

    GEE THANKS NOW I AM GOING TO NEED A FREAKIN HUB TO EVEN SEE!

    Yeesh, figure /. story submitters could be a bit more considerate!

  179. Well then... by Goonie · · Score: 1

    Build in some of those microsensor things we keep hearing so much about, and degrade the signal out of the artificial hippocampus when the sensors detect ${MIND_ALTERING_SUBSTANCE}

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
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  180. Kooky ideas by dachshund · · Score: 1
    Obviously there would have to be some sort of complex system evolved specifically for the purpose of transmitting and receiving "thoughts" in some sort of network-independent format. Sort of the same way that speech works, but with a lot more bandwidth and material.

    Alternatively, some people could have even more highly evolved neural centers that are capable of decoding the neural gibberish from another mind.

    I don't really believe in any of this; rather I'm suggesting it as the way a form of telepathy might be implemented, someday in the distant future when we develop the technology.

  181. random thoughts by lingqi · · Score: 1

    hah, pun in the title, but seriously:

    From what I have read so far is that they put voltage combinations into the hippocampus (I will type HC from here on) and observes its output - much like a combinational logic circuit; which is assuming that one input is exactly correspondent to one output.

    Being neurons, I'd assume that the HC portions at the "input" area would also "fire-back," as well, which makes it a little more complicated.

    Worse yet, if I do a CPU analogy - load Reg A with 0 and Reg B with 1; keep clocking in commands of "A=A+B" (and output Reg A every step). Of course, while your 1000 commands looks exactly the same, the results of "A=A+B" is different. Similarly, I would expect something similar from any part of the brain - as a signal would take multiple paths to get from one end to the other, and more likely than not the order of pulse inputs are very important as well.

    so two things, mainly:

    1) the bidirectional-ness of the HC is apparently not duplicated

    2) It is impossible to even check for a unknown CPU's full range of functions (let's say, you get a 8086 and no manuals or knowledge of internal structure (or experience in semiconductors) - but you do get to slam different combinations of "stuff" into it - how much of the testing would it take to duplicate the CPU completely? - now, try a 386; and now try a PIV with its huge cache and massive pipelines.

    I dunno; I can just imagine something will be lost with the current implementation - though I hope otherwise.

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  182. nobody said linux yet by cygnusx197 · · Score: 1

    I can't believe nobody's brought this up yet.
    Hey, let's mod it, and put linux on it, and teach it to hate microsoft, and slap on some cold cathode ray tubes while we're at it.

  183. What time zone are they in? by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    April Fool's! isn't for a while yet.

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  184. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keeping rat brains and rat brain slices alive in vitro has been a staple of neuroscience for 10 years + now. Electrophysiological monitoring of these slices is a staple of neurological and psychological drug developments in every pharmaceutical company working on Central Nervous System agents (Lilly, Wyeth, Pfizer, J&J, Merck, etc.)

  185. This is funded by DARPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step one... create a network of interconected brains.

    Step two... Steve Case invests heavily.

    Step three... constant subliminal pop-up ads!!!

  186. You will be assimilated... by Aropax20 · · Score: 1
    And how long will it be (assuming this chip works) before some braniac adds WIFI capability to it?

    So do we get to do the Borg thing then, or some kind of hive mind memory/experience sharing?

    Or will the spammers just go war chalking - make that Brain Chalking - and implant unsolicited memories?

    I am Pentium of Borg. You will be approximated.

  187. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Your copies will be different individuals. Your copies will just be at a higher level than normal genetic clones, but still be individuals.

    They'll be seeing different parts of the Galaxy from you and each other.

    Sure it's a nice feeling that your clone gets to do certain stuff, but it's different from experiencing it yourself.

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  188. Don't think it'll work by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Unless the silicon thing can create new neurons.
    See:
    http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pwb/01 /0409/6a.shtml

    Gould suspected early on that they might play a role in memory, particularly since one of the brain areas where new neurons are found, the hippocampus, is known to be important for learning and memory. To prove that hunch, Gould and Shors treated rats with a chemical that suppresses new neuron formation. The researchers then tested the rats for a type of memory formation known as trace conditioning, in which the animals learn to associate events separated in time. Rats that had been given the suppressant failed to make such associations. When the researchers stopped administering the suppressant, the rats quickly regained their ability to form memories.

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  189. Re:it's not a black box to me... nor me! by jdmonaco · · Score: 1

    To say that "no one understands how the hippocampus encodes information" is to admit to not even glancing at the research literature. Physiological work dates back to the 70's, revealing mechanisms of hippocampal place cell formation and episodic (declarative) memory formation (e.g., "cognitive map" theories, O'keefe, Nadel, Dostrovsky...). There is definitely some understanding of the Hebbian-like rules (correletional activity strengthens synaptic connections.. or "neurons that fire together wire together") which are critical to the formation of autoassociative memories. Most notably, the modeling and physiology research into "spike-timing dependent plasticity" has been enormous over the last decade at least. This is the idea that the strengthening and weakening of synapses (in cortical and parahippocampal systems) depends on the interval between the firing of the presynaptic and the postsynaptic neuron.

    There is also great recent literature on the role of the theta and gamma cycles in hippocampal memory formation (for modeling, see John Lisman at Brandeis, Mike Hasselmo at Boston U.; for the physiology see e.g. Matt Wilson at MIT). The general idea here is that dentate gyrus provides heteroassociative feedback to hippocampus (CA3 region, specifically) on the gamma cycle while the recurrent architecture of CA3 itself provides the autoassociative capabilities necessary for partial-pattern completion (both of which are necessary for declarative sequence learning). Hippocampal place cells (google for more info) are a form of contextual encoding which has been extensively modeled, in general, by e.g. Levy at U.Va (at whose lab I've worked the last few years.)

    One of the most important hippocampal functions, though, is its role in memory consolidation, which involves a complex dialog of sorts with neocortex during slow wave sleep. The artificial hippocampus (it's hard to tell if they're replacing the entire thing or just one of the layers) would need to correctly carry out this "teachback" process (which is not understood very well at all). Long story short, even as a relatively contained system, building a silicon replacement hippocampus is not something a budding neuroprostheticist should realistically concern him/herself with.

    As kennorman said, the long- and short-term plasticity of the system (i.e., how synapses and neuronal properties change with experience) is far too complex to implement in silicon. I mean, even computational modeling of the system still has a long long way to go. Every researcher has their own model with its own plasticity rules, and as far as most neurobiologists are concerned they're all wrong. Brute-forcing all of the input-output functions of the different cell types is kind of ridiculous for several reasons: 1) most of these i/o functions have been already mapped out by cell physiologists and described by linear-nonlinear models (like double-E's use), 2) the precise architecture (connectivity, topography, etc) of the hippocampal neural networks is "part" of the computation, and 3) hippocampal behavior is dependent on many external factors such as whether or not the brain is sleeping, what hormones happen to flitting around at the moment, etc. Fixed input-output functions will only isolate the behavior of the prosthetic, when it should be a civil member of the society of the brain (otherwise who knows what could go wrong?).

    At least though, we actually do know a good deal about hippocampal memory formation, but it's all still just a candle in a dark room.

    It's well worth checking out Mike Hasselmo's articles, and especially the review article on hippocampal models that he did with Jay McClelland (who I got the chance to meet a few weeks ago, and is the coolest/smartest guy in the field).

  190. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
    I will never forget an experience I had programming a leg mind-storm to navigate the room. The algorythem was a simple tap the bumper, back up and turn system I've been using since my college days on the MIT handybot.

    This time however, I decided to randomize the timings. Rather than have a set amount of time to back up, and a set amount of turning, I randomized the interval of time for both. I turned it loose and found it god itself stuck a lot less often.

    For giggles I packed it up and lugged it over my mom's place. She had gotten me the bot for my birthday and I wanted to show her some of the nifty things I was doing. Her first impression was that I had programmed some sort of intelligence into it. To her the movements were so lifelike. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a simple algorythem with a random number generator.

    Now that begs the question. Is there some random element that makes us human? Do our neurons simply channel random chance into a somewhat repeatable array of behaviors?

    As a side note, ever since then rather than rack my brain over dinner choices, or what to have in my coffee, I've started picking selections at random, or flipping a coin. I generally find I like the randomized selection better.

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  191. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Beouwolf cluster of yourself!

  192. You're exactly right. by NoData · · Score: 1

    Plasticity is an issue. Over-simplification is an issue. Please see my earlier post on the matter.

  193. Brain Hackers! by Tidal+Flame · · Score: 1

    I don't know if I'd want computer technology implanted into my brain... as much as I love computers, there's the inherent risk of literally being hacked to death. Well, once these things have WiFi, anyway.

  194. Obviously, AIs wouldn't have souls by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    But that's because humans don't have souls either. Duh.

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  195. You continualy change by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Obviously you are diffrent then the person who you were a few years ago. But that's not the point, the point is that both 'copies' would diverge. One copy would be immortal and digital, and the other would not. The moral one would still occupy the physical body, and feel jipped.

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  196. Make money fast!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Step 1: Have the Google brain implant.
    Step 2: Go onto lots of quiz shows and win prizes.
    Step 3: Profit.

    Look... no ??? for step 2. :)

  197. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

    I think it would be you. Think of it this way: if the emulation is good enough so that no observer can distinguish between the original and the emulation, then that person has been transferred.

    That's a Turing test, and it won't work. Consider the following thought experiment. You have no idea who Mel Gibson is. You also have two oil paintings, one of the real William Wallace and one of Gibson's character in the movie Braveheart. Could you tell which one is which? If not, does it logically follow that Mel Gibson is actually the reincarnation of William Wallace? I would say not.

    That there is a simulation of "you" running will not change the fact that once the original you dies, you're gone. Even if the simulation believes that it is you, it doesn't change the fact that the original you knows it isn't, and is going to experience dying. And even if you and the simulation coexist for a time, in 10 years, 50 years, 100 years you will be completely different people, because your experiences will be so different. How much of what you do in your life is influenced by the knowledge that time is finite? I don't mean grand philosophical questions, I mean "do you own a watch? an alarm clock? did you think that you had to graduate by a certain time, or complete activities by a certain age?" All of that simply won't apply to a simulation.

    If you want immortality through technology, it's going to have to be done "in place" and it has to replace your mortal hardware while it's still running.

  198. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

    Sounds like neural net, but without the "learning" process of trying random things then assigning a weighting value to it based on how it worked out...

  199. HUDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I wonder how long it will be before we can have
    > HUDs, such as in this story by Cory Doctorow?

    But we already have Housing and Urban Developement.

    Seriously, what is HUD?

    1. Re:HUDs? by Qender · · Score: 1

      "Head's up display"

      like the images on the screen during a computer game. Or the kind used by the military in jets and helicopters.

  200. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
    Sounds like neural net, but without the "learning" process of trying random things then assigning a weighting value to it based on how it worked out...

    ...or a furby knockoff.

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    "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  201. Real Concerns [LONG] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite giving a new (related) meaning to Wetware, brain installed software would have a problem.

    What happens if there is a bug, and your microsoft activation key goes haywire, and your brain shut down to minimal mode, with no masturbation privs.

    Of course, you could hack it, but everywhere you go, bluetooth enabled devices would be exploiting backholes in your head, and installing little toolbars, popups etc.

    Imagine the spam now, just install this plugin, and penis growth hormones will give you an extra 11 feet.

    Or "Save money on ink refills, urinate ink!"

    Thought police, all thoughts transmitted by bluetooth, and saved on your google cookie.

    Cookies, real double chocolate cookies from starbucks, send special flavour senses to your brain and reprogramme you to like their coffee more.

    You mobile phone sim is hardwired into your brain, overwriting memories such as first loves.

    Your browser cache makes you forget your own mothers birthday.

    Your dreams have adverts in them.

    You start dreaming of gay porn popup ads.

    You go to councelling, they download your software, and apply some patches, and install an auto update feature.

    Your life gets better, you meet a girl, you are about to propose, and an auto update for a new MSN kicks in, and you go unconscious.

    You find another girlfriend, and the new update starts forcing you to speak all the messages as they come in, and emotify all the emoticons, you start smilling with your tongue out whilst saying, have you shagged that new bird yet, in your mates voice.

    You think of a microsoft product, and a micro payment is made.

    You always know when a bus is coming, but your shopping is delivered, and contains mind altering software to make you buy more each week, and special chemicals to make you loose weight.

    You spend 10 hours a day plugged into a computer power matrix, running stats packages for advertising companies, whos data erases all your knowledge, and gives you nightmares.

    You then get driven home by a taxi company you never remeber hiring.

    You sit through non stop trashy new movies on pay per view, continously eating to try and clear your fridge until your next automated shopping delivery.

    You think something is missing, you dont know what it is.

    Everyone is the same.

    Oh oh, hi mike are you watching the movie, yes I am, do you think it is good?

    erm no, I think is sucks.

    10 minutes later, the RIAA crash down the door, and remove your digital rights module of your brain (previously contained the sensitive articulation of erectile function)

    the operation is messy, they reboot you, and leave you drooling in a pool of your own brain fluid, with pay per view draining your bank account until it is empty.

    Microsoft automatically clear out your bank balance when your watch interfaces over WSDL to their records service, and notifys them of your death.

    You paid for your funeral service a long time ago, as random brain activity in the testtube was used to preselect the company.

    MicroBurials melt your body down, ad recycle it.

    Your more humourous thougths and ideas are recycled into their next wave of products.

    Only one man remains sentient, controlling all.

    Bill.

  202. Microsofts new Office Suite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS Think
    MS Sleep
    MS Walk
    MS Talk
    MS Eat

    New improved and graceful ways to control your body, forcefully installed when you sign up for the new service.

    Everyone will sign up because it allows you to send picture messages, straight into the mind of an individual.

    What you are looking at, or what you are thinking.

    Every time you think of something you must do, it is automatically scheduled, and your pay per use software gets a micro payment, every thought, action and deed is payable to M$.

    Bill boards are blank, your brain just superimposes the image on top of them.

    Every single car, wall, floor, every concievable place is full of full colour moving adverts.

    Popups ads lead to accidents.

    If you are late for work, your boss immediately logs into your brain, and watches you for 5 minutes screwing you new girlfriend, before shouting at you.

    Microsoft have access to everything you see and think.

    Your live sexual experiences are broadcast over real networks, whose sole income is now sense-porn.

    On the plus side, porn is a bit more immersive.

    On the negative side, you have to wash your teeth for a day after experiencing a gay porn popup ad.

    websites spring up giving instant suicide, for all your money value.

    One click payment options give you access to a wide range of simulating painless or painful deaths.

    The neural net came to an abrupt end 5 months after it started, when a 16 year old girl announced she would lose her virginity live on air to brad pitts clone.

    Every man and woman login, and the world stopped, every mind gridlocked, and 35 years later, an alien race comes to announce that they want to adopt the whole human race, and sell us as novelty items to a race of fluffy bunnies, who just want to be hugged all day long.

    Brad and the virgin were the only survivors, and live quite a few years petting bunnies.

    So let that be a lesson to you all.

  203. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Malenfant · · Score: 1

    As a side note, ever since then rather than rack my brain over dinner choices, or what to have in my coffee, I've started picking selections at random, or flipping a coin.

    you may enjoy American Perfekt
    Jake, a psychiatrist on the road to Utah, is a man who seriously relies on the flip of a coin for all his decisions...

  204. Beware of static! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean that the patient has to be careful about walking on carpet when wearing a sweater?

    can you literally "fry" your brain?

  205. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by The_K4 · · Score: 1

    I can see taht view point. I just didn't understand from the original post that that was where you were going.
    :)

  206. The Turing Option: A Novel by Scorchio · · Score: 1

    Yep, I have this book somewhere, written by Harry Harrison and Marvin Minsky. The story follows a guy who, if I recall correctly, was shot in the head. The bullet wound effectively severed the links between his memory and the rest of his brain, and the implant basically sat in the hole and re-routed signals from one side to the other. It did this in a self teaching/brute force kind of way, gradually testing all combinations, somehow measuring the response.

    A cool idea explored in the book was how the brain would react to the implant. In the story, as the implant learned the responses to the brain, the brain learned the responses to the implant. The guy eventually gained the ability to use the fast mathematical operations available on the processor within the implant. Which would be nice.

    It's not the best book ever written, but it's got some interesting ideas and will keep you reading for a while.

  207. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by The_K4 · · Score: 1

    HA HA HA HA HA, Good Answer.

  208. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 1

    It's not a turing test, and it's specified not to be. It's the idea that a perfect emulation is indistinguishable from the original. The system being emulated doesn't have any special powers to distinguish, so it will never know it is emulated.

    This is not about a turing test, it's more about the fact that a hydrogen atom cannot be distinguished from another hydrogen atom. And furthermore, it cannot be distinguished from a perfect simulation of a hydrogen atom. The turing test is about human intelligence in particular, and says nothing about the implementation.

  209. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by sudog · · Score: 1

    This was already thought of, as I've read it before, either in one of my SF books from my collections, or in one of the pulps--Asimov's SF or Analog or somesuch.

    The idea was to implant these nanomachines into the brain to effectively make it immortal. I don't recall whether they worked proactively or just waited for the normal brain tissue to die, or whether the implant happened at birth or in old age.

    Anyway, it's an old idea.

  210. Robots Taking Over The World by KingTank · · Score: 1

    This is how it begins.

  211. Wizard of Oz 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we will finally be able to grant the wish of the Tin Man... Rejoice

  212. Can't hold a memory for 2 hours by yerricde · · Score: 1

    No one has mentioned MEMENTO yet

    Apparently, you can't hold a memory for two hours. Remember Sammy Jenkis?

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  213. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

    Or would it just be an emulation that thinks it's you?

    I am an emulation that thinks I'm me. It's old biotechnology, and in need of an upgrade, but it's got an uptime of 21 years and that's hard to beat with other technologies.

    When the system is getting ready to crash, I'd appreciate it if somebody moved the system image to something more modern, with better reliability than the present platform. But the emulated code will start off the same.

    Plus if my latest experiment goes horribly wrong and I am destroyed in the process, the sysadmin can restore me from backup tapes ;)

  214. No.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3. Lose and die when your chip explodes after looking up a question related to goats.

  215. At last! by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    My scarecrow will finally have a brain... hooked up to an X10 controller and a beowulf cluster of shotguns!

  216. Re:it's not a black box to me... nor me! by bcboy · · Score: 1

    > To say that "no one understands how the hippocampus encodes information" is to admit to not even glancing at the research literature.

    I think you're overstating this by a few miles. Yes, there are models. Yes, there is some data that can be mapped to real information, e.g. "place". But there's a vast gulf between a few reproducible results in a few very highly stereotyped lab settings (rats in a maze), and claiming to understanding how the hippocampus encodes information.

    We have a few hints about how the hippocampus works and a few very preliminary and very cautious theories about what it might be doing.

    Btw, do I know you? Say hi to Mike if you see him.

  217. Death and time by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    My concern for getting anything done has nothing to do with death. If I knew for certain that I would die, I probably wouldn't do anything. The reason why I don't put things off is because I want things today.

  218. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

    The system being emulated doesn't have any special powers to distinguish, so it will never know it is emulated.

    How could it not know? Would you reconstruct a perfect replica of the real world for it, like The Matrix? That makes no sense - creatures that live inside a machine would have access to the machine's capabilities - perfect memory, for example, or the ability to think at variable rates depending on the hardware. In fact, this is what really attracts geeks, even more so than the immortality. And any intelligence will eventually spot the flaws in the simulation, unless the creator of the simulation was a lot smarter than the combined intelligence of all the human minds.

  219. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 1

    The world doesn't need to be emulated, only the machine itself.

    Example: I run VMWare on my laptop. The Windows ME OS that is running inside of it has no idea that it's running on a virtual machine. And it thinks that it has an AMD PCNET ethernet adapter. Little does it know that it's really a Linksys. "Do you think that's air you're breathing?", said Morpheus :-)

    I'm not necessarily talking exclusively about emulating something inside of a machine. I'm only talking about emulating the hardware itself. An artificial brain that was constructed from a real person, that functions exactly as the wetware would have would not also require an artificial world. It could live in the one we have now.

    Also, I doubt that an intelligence would spot the flaws in the simulation. For example, what if it turns out that we are living in a simulator, and the quantum behavior of particles was really an artifact of the digital simulation. Those particles were meant by the creators of our simulation to be continuous functions, but in a digital computer, that's not possible. Are we fooled? Sure we are. We've got all kinds of smart people off working on quantum mechanics to explain this weird behavior we see.

    I am not claiming that we live in a simulator. I am just saying that for people who would live in a simulator, any quirks in the universe wouldn't look like mistakes. They would just look like that's how the universe is supposed to work.

  220. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

    I am just saying that for people who would live in a simulator, any quirks in the universe wouldn't look like mistakes. They would just look like that's how the universe is supposed to work.

    You are of course correct, but only if you were born in that world. Don't forget that the copy of you would have your memories of this world. It would remember feeling hunger, for example, or uncomfortably cold, and you cannot map those directly into digital experiences. For example, should "power low" be hunger, thirst, sleepiness, a headache or what? And if it didn't have those memories, then would it be you?

  221. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by PD · · Score: 1

    you cannot map those directly into digital experiences

    But you can! Every experience is a product of some state 'X' that the brain is assuming. No state is repeated twice, since state X is a snapshot of the individual states of all the neurons taken as a whole. But there are substates that can be repeated, and those can cause things like hunger, thirst, etc.

    Recreating those states would recreate those feelings.

    As you can tell, I'm a materialist when it comes to my attempts to explain what a brain is, what a person is, and things like that.

  222. Re:Neural Nets - Getting into the machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I'd like to run on silicon. fork() me a few times, plug my copies into space probes, and lob them off on random paths to star systems, and HLT me until there are enough photons bouncing off my solar panels to run my clock....

    That's more or less the plot of the sci-fi novel "Diaspora" by Greg Egan. An amazing book I thought.

  223. "the retina will come relatively quickly" by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember that the eye was one thought as "The Ultimate Proof of the existence of God", because of it's apparent simplicity and its marvelous engineering qualities (http://www.emergentmind.org/Discussion/_disc/0000 0024.htm)

    Now,if you please would define quickly...

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    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
    1. Re:"the retina will come relatively quickly" by blakestah · · Score: 1

      Now,if you please would define quickly...

      A prototype that allows someone to read the newspaper, self-navigate, and drive in traffic can be completed in less than five years with the appropriate person working on it.