sometimes late at night i think of you and i cry and i masturbate and i bleed and i do things to my taint like carve your name into in and then rub vaseline into the wounds and then i hug my pillow like its you and i peepee on it because i know you like that as much as i do i love you.
Wow, my government denies me civil liberties and the world is on the brink of WW3. But Apple introduced iTunes, so there's nothing to worry about! Love it or leave it, hippies.
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MODSONCRACK!
You hack!
(how many of you nerds thought that was a compliment?)
rest assured, you are silly faggots for enjoying the show!
sometimes late at night i think of you and i cry and i masturbate and i bleed and i do things to my taint like carve your name into in and then rub vaseline into the wounds and then i hug my pillow like its you and i peepee on it because i know you like that as much as i do i love you.
thnx jew!
if it is, i'll eat my shit!
Damn straight it aint.
You are a very trite and meaningless person.
It's a friggin' hoax!
Java is strictly for gays.
MOD DOWN.
Unless the article is talking about real cars, that is fucking stupid. I didn't read the article because that's only for gays.
They consume old peoples' medicene for fuel.
Hey man, you pounced on that quick. Are you a subscriber? Hey what's that li-ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!#b!#g!##)*(&!#!#!#!
I missed fp cause i was bitching about how gay you slashdotters are for your current poll votes. I'm glad you got it though, AC, well done.
If this is the first post I'll never return to slashdot again!
Wow, my government denies me civil liberties and the world is on the brink of WW3. But Apple introduced iTunes, so there's nothing to worry about! Love it or leave it, hippies.
Most likely they'd teach you to impale young virgin school girls with your monstrous throbbing semen sword.
What. The. Fuck.
haha jo0 fag0rts got 0wn0red!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
More people will vote which will, unfortunately, lead to even dumber leaders!
I agree with this post.
"Nigger"?
Happy Easter if you're catholic, happy 4/20 if you're a stoner, happy me if you're female and coming over tonight.
I knew I still had a little sumpin' sumpin' still in me!