User: Fecal Troll Matter

Re:Haven't you heard?

On: Evangelion Reviewed In LA Times

Anime's for queers, but you can lick my anus anytime.

It's SHooooWTIIMMMME

On: MSNBC on Infinera's Optical Chip

Nice FUCKING MODEL!!!!!!

[::honk honk::]

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice....

Re:I am the bacon king

On: Minnesota Bill Would Prevent Disclosure of Web Habits

I MISSED THIS FP CAUSE I WAS MASTABATIN.

Oatmeal tastes like ass, I know this because I eat ass.

Kurt Cobain, dead.

On: The Handspring Treo In Real Life

Nirvana - Big Cheese

Big cheese Make me
Mine says, "Go to the office"

Big cheese Make me
Mine says, what the hell?

Black is black, no trading back
We were enemies
Show you all what a man is
[Sure you are, but what am I?]

Big lies make mine
Mine says "Go to office"

Big cheese Make me
Message? What is it?

Black is black, no trading back
We were enemies
She eats glue, how bout you?

Re:Full text - yeah, karma whoring rules ;-)

On: Reflections on Brilliant Digital: Single Points of 0wnership

Your blatant whoring has turned the tables. slut. I'm glad you've been modded down. Perhaps now you'll know not to whore on my watch.

Re:Dont mod me down if it becomes un /. ed

On: Build Your Own Monorail

Karma whore. I bet you'd kill your mother if it meant more for you. Mods should negate your current score.

LIAR, THEIF, DEATH TO YOU

On: Your Own Luxury Submarine!

You're not intelligent. You're not creative.
teenagers sit and write angst-filled anti-american screeds, while enjoying material prosperity and spiritual freedom beneath the sheltering wings of the american eagle.


That's most certainly been stolen from The Misanthropic Bitch. She quite popular. Steal from her again and I'll mash your shins in with a brick.

Re:everybody bend over

On: Browser Becomes Billboard

OH GOD NO

Re:420 p0st[fp]

On: Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev

Hey, I didn't claim Homer Jay's quote as my own. I figured it was common knowledge.

Re:first post

On: Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev

It's now labeled 'funny'. My REAL fp should be modded up, but everyone hates a champion. Oh well, go back to cum gobbling you cock gnawing freaks.

420 p0st[fp]

On: Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev

smoke a spliff, you ingrates.

Re:fp

On: Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise'

I wish Wil Wheaton would just shut the fuck up and die already.

April Fools Day is for Queers

On: nVidia/AMD Merger Announced

Lookatcha! Homo! [fp]

Mirrored AF article. Mod up accordingly.

On: Rootkit Packaged for Debian

ITP: rootkit - a Ro0Tk1t 4 Deb1an boxxxen

To: debian-devel@lists.debian.org
Subject: ITP: rootkit - a Ro0Tk1t 4 Deb1an boxxxen
From: Simon Richter
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002 03:39:56 +0200 (CEST)
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Sender: Simon Richter

Package: rootkit
Version: 0.1-1
Section: admin
Priority: optional
Description: a Ro0Tk1t 4 Deb1an boxxxen
D15 p4(kaG3 d1V3rt5 d4 u5U4L b1N4r135 U w4Nt 2 r3Pl4(3 1N a 5Y5t3m
(0nf0Rm4nT M4Nn3r, 50 tH4T 3V3n r31N5t4lL1nG '3m w0n'T h3Lp !! dpkg
w1Ll n0T (!) 0v3RwR1t3 d4 f1L3Z 1N D15 P4(K4G3 !! H4h4!
.
jU5T d0 apt-get install rootkit, 4n5W3r d4 q35t10nz && h4V3 fUn!!!

Please don't anybody tell the script kiddies that it will uninstall
cleanly.

Simon

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KrAckHeD M0dZ*W#^!#@(!*

On: Qt For The Console

Funny. First post to say so. I fail to see the redundancy.

This is the end

On: Qt For The Console

I totally lost this FP to an AC. Cripes. I feel fucking dirty.

YOU ! = GAY !

On: Fair Use is Not a Constitutional Right

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Things to do today:

On: Fair Use is Not a Constitutional Right

1. Grab FP
2. Download Gentoo 1.0
3. Masturbate
4. Masturbate
5. Masturbate

An AC spoiled #1, if he knows what's good for him, he'll back off before I start to get really angry.

Re:We need a clarification

On: Gentoo 1.0 Released

Aw, sheit.

Re:Not to be a jerk here

On: Gentoo 1.0 Released

WHAT TEH HEL R U TALKNIG ABUOT? n00b!

jizzum all up in dis puzzeh.

Real fuckin' interesting[nt]

On: Gentoo 1.0 Released

Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

Re:Things To Do Today

On: Gentoo 1.0 Released

You could combine those to save time.

Re:He's got the...

On: Gentoo 1.0 Released

There are 3798 users and 114820 invisible on 31 servers
72 IRC Operators online
40287 channels formed
I have 6531 clients and 1 servers
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Current local users: 6531 Max: 15501
Current global users: 118618 Max: 130853

Re:Things to do today

On: AI in Video Games vs. AI in Academia

There are 4182 users and 117191 invisible on 31 servers
77 IRC Operators online
39915 channels formed
I have 6337 clients and 1 servers
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Current local users: 6337 Max: 15501
Current global users: 121373 Max: 130853

Re:only hardcore niggaz may read this [fp]

On: Square and Disney Team Up for Kingdom Hearts

If I ever meet you I will KICK YOUR ASS!##!#!!!!!