User: Fecal Troll Matter

Be an asshole [en espanol]

On: Square and Disney Team Up for Kingdom Hearts

Marica- Gay /Bastardo- Bastard /Jilipollas- no translation /Polla- Dick /Chingas tu madre- Fuck your mom /Mierda- Shit /Chupa me la polla- Suck my dick /Chuputa me, año!- Suck me, asshole! /puta- whore, bitch /penecabeza, asno- dickhead, asshole /joto- faggot (mex.) pendejo/pendeja- (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc. /Marricon- faggot /Mariposa (Mex.)- faggot /chingar- to fuck /cagar- to shit /chuputar- to suck /verga- dick /pinche- kitchboy /panocha- pussy /chichis- breasts /pendeja, pendejo- Pubic hair /me cago en la hostia- I shit in the communion wafers /Cago en tu leche- I shit in your milk. /besito mi asno- kiss my ass /hacete cojer- go and get fucked /hijo de mil putas- son of thousand bitches /metete un palo en el culo- shove a stick up your ass /chimba- pussy (colombian spanish) /Pinche Caborron- fucking son of a bitch /Chilito- little dick /juele a mierda- you smell like shit /Cabron, cuckold- Bastard /Gilipollas- Asshole /Chorra, Pinnus- Stupid /Coño- Cunt /Cojonazos- Bigballs /Jode a tu madre- Fuck your mom /Chupame la polla- Suck my dick /zorra- bitch /Cabezapolla- dickhead /Maricon- faggot /chupar- tu suck (not "chuputar") /cagar, jiñar- to shit /follar, joder, chingar- to fuck /verga, polla- dick /chocho, chichi, coño- pussy /me cago en la leche!- I shit in the milk! (means something like "shit, i've have bad luck") /hijo de puta- motherfucker /que te jodan- fuck you /que te den por culo- fuck off you /Cabron- fucking bastard /cojones- balls /Payaso- Clown /Desgraciado- Unlucky (means "son of a bitch") /calientapollas- cockteaser

On a lighter note.. [not fp]

On: Square and Disney Team Up for Kingdom Hearts

This intrigues Taco more.

only hardcore niggaz may read this [fp]

On: Square and Disney Team Up for Kingdom Hearts

Wait. No.. I rule.

Re:Posts

On: Crystal Technology and 3D TV

Hey, no way. He's logged in. FP belongs to aaronsb. You claim anymore logged in posts and I will shatter your shins with a brick.

Re:Declawing windows

On: Declawing Windows: Impossible?

Beastie Boys = Self Hating Kikes

Re:Oh god, not again

On: Global Warming - From Inside the Globe

huminz r00l, u sux0r.

Re:PAGE WIDENING CRAPFLOOD !!!

On: Global Warming - From Inside the Globe

It's funny.
It's funny I don't IE my way around the supermation infohighway, too.

Re:Walking On Broken Glass

On: Retail Sharp Zaurus Released

Easter sucks. Fuck Jesus.

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Not an Fp BUT

On: Retail Sharp Zaurus Released

Not the 2nd post claiming fp that has been beaten by an AC :/

This just in:

On: How To Implement A Database Oriented File System

You have paid for a total of 0 pages and so far 0 have been used up (0 today).

Re:Comedy

On: DoubleClick Settles Privacy Lawsuit

Oh, I'll play your game you rogue. Please accept my gift to you:
Cheap llamas
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ftm apologizes for his lameness, he is very drunk

Comedy

On: DoubleClick Settles Privacy Lawsuit

I just logged in and grabbed this fp. h4w!

oooh you really hurted meh

On: Slashback: Bnetd, Salmon, Towers

figlio di putanna
stronzo
bastardo
eat shit. die.
i hope somebody in your family dies real soon.
1 in 3 americans die outta cancer.
you're gonna be one of those.
i promise.

Re:Dear Apple

On: Sizing Up StarOffice 6.0

Heheheh. Mad pr0pz.
Allow me to honor you with this spur of the moment poetry.

My shlong, the bong, I don't know what went wrong.
Drunk off the bongs juice's surrounded by Hemos's cum,
My shlong, the bong, I don't know what went wrong.

Kikes 'n' coons

On: Most Outrageous Vendor Lie Ever Told?

Yes, this FP was brought to you by kikes and coons.

Re:Great news!

On: Cat Recognition Algorithms?

[goatse.cx]....

Rachet Wrenches in my Rectum.

On: Sony's R&D- Linux and PS3

The following is like yelling. But first, this....
3 IN THE MORNING and i gotta be someplace
i don't remember where
FRIENDS TRY TO MAKE ME STAY OR CALL ME A CAB HOME
I GRAB MY KEYS AND A BEER
THE COPS THEY TOOK MY LICENSE AWAY
BUT I GOT MY CAR OUT OF IMPOUND TODAY
AND IVE BEEN DRUNK SINCE LAST SATURDAY
YOU'D BETTER STAY OUTTA MY WAY

I DRINK AND DRIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'LL NEVER TAKE THAT DIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'M DOIN' NINETY-FIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
I FEEL SO ALIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE

EARLY MORNING AND THE FREEWAY'S DESERTED
LIKE ITS ALL MINE
I'M TRYING TO SET A NEW DRUNKEN SPEED RECORD
BUT I CAN'T DRIVE A STRAIGHT LINE
FLASHING LIGHTS
SPLIT THE NIGHT
I'M TOSSING BOTTLES AS I SWERVE TO THE RIGHT
NOW IVE SLAMMED MY FACE INTO THE BACK OF A BIG-RIG
AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME YOU FUCKING PIGS

DESIGNATE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME
I'M SO DRUNK I CAN HARDLY SEE
ANOTHER SHOT OF JAGER AND I TURN THE KEY
I GOT SO MANY PLACES TO BE

i drink and drive
feel so alive
I'LL NEVER TAKE THAT DIVE
feel so alive
I'M DOIN NINETY-FIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
i feel so alive...
I DRINK AND DRIVE

WHEN I'M ON A BINGE
MY FRIENDS ALL CRINGE
THEY WON'T DRIVE AT NIGHT
CAUSE THE WAY I TEAR UP THE FREEWAY IS SUCH A FRIGHT
But I think I drive alright.

ps-caps=yelling.

Reason: Don't use so many caps.df dfsd sd dfe4 4 df dfdf hghghf dfgsdfdf gfdg! It's like yelling.
Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z! its been brought to my attention that you've been spending entirely too much time at various dunkin donuts locales.

Re:Why read /.

On: Google Relists Operation Clambake

Christians are dumb.

Re:Gentlemen... start your faxes!

On: SSSCA Introduced in Senate

I'll play your game you rogue.
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On: Codeweavers' CrossOver Plugin Reviewed

WINE isn't an IBM product. It isn't being sold at twice the cost of the MS product (rather the opposite, in fact). OS/2's problem wasn't that Windows ran Windows programs better (it didn't) it was that IBM sold it at retail for $250 when Win+DOS was less than $100. IBM's sales force couldn't have sold space heaters in Point Barrow Alaska. IBM killed OS/2. MS just let them.

HOT SEXY FP EATING NIGGERS

On: No More Unrestricted Internet At Work

Your ad here. $5/week.

Re:P . L . U . R .

On: 34-byte Universal Machine

Hi. If I had one wish, it wouldn't be for more wishes. It would be for you to die. I wish you were dead. There, I said it.

Source of stench discovered.

On: ICANN Director Sues ICANN for Access to Records

Yawn.

First I'VE SHIT IN YOUR FACE post

On: "Tap" Palm Art at The Whitney's Artport

Yeah. I shit in your face. Haw, haw. You smell like shit.

Wake up! You're being lied to!

On: New, Flexible CDs Arrive

Flexible cds won't work. Impossible. You'll see. Fools.