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Stories: 0
Comments: 177
First seen: 2001-04-28
Last seen: 2002-06-21
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Comments · 177

allow me to offer you some toilet paper on Torvalds Tells All · 2001-10-10 05:29 · Score: -1

I'd hate for you to walk around with a big shit-stain in your undies...
Re:My Question for Crymore Flunkie! on FBI Files Brief on Scarfo Keylogger · 2001-10-10 05:06 · Score: -1

Man??? I know I am. I'm fairly certain that CM is. But, you, well, that seems to be where the question lies...
w00ty-fuckin'-t00t-t00t!
who's your daddy? (probably your father, that's who...)
Re:What about the towel heads on the wall ... on FBI Files Brief on Scarfo Keylogger · 2001-10-10 05:03 · Score: -1

a hydrocortisone shot should reduce the inflamation in your balls, dude.
you would think walking would be a bit more difficult were your nuts the size of Saturn.
I've got a shiny bicycle pump on OpenOffice Coder On StarOffice 6.0's Beta Release · 2001-10-04 08:36 · Score: -1

it is red.
peachy on New Prototypes, Gadgets And Devices From CEATE · 2001-10-03 04:34 · Score: -1

just peachy.
Wireless SpanishInquision on a Stick on New Prototypes, Gadgets And Devices From CEATE · 2001-10-03 03:12 · Score: -1, Offtopic

rotating slowly over an open flame.
Re:MODERATORS ON CRACK on Body Powered Batteries -- Thermoelectrics · 2001-10-01 07:37 · Score: -1

hey... bite me.
Its not modded down... I'm just special.
how long... on Body Powered Batteries -- Thermoelectrics · 2001-10-01 07:15 · Score: 0, Funny

until your car can be powered by an anal probe...
What A sucking Lap Dance! on European Union Says No To Spam · 2001-10-01 04:33 · Score: -1

I am not a crook.
intruiging... on Supreme Court To Revisit 1996 Telecom Act This Term · 2001-10-01 03:18 · Score: -1

checks and balances in the government actually working? who'da thunk it?
glad to see it, none the less.
here's hoping they'll pound all over the DMCA as well.
and other stupid copyright issues.
crack kills on European Union Says No To Spam · 2001-10-01 02:40 · Score: -1

what happened to the pink skirt?
how dare they say no to spam! on European Union Says No To Spam · 2001-10-01 01:52 · Score: 0, Funny

all the effort put into marketing spam. all the effort put into making spam taste better and better, and then these darned Europeans come along and say: "No, we don't wnat your stinking spam"... Hormel should sue!
so then... on Psion Releases A Rugged, Water-Tight PDA · 2001-10-01 01:03 · Score: -1

I could drop this PDA in the toilet, take a shit, relieve my bladder, and my contacts list will still function?
That's what this world needs.
walnuts on Info on the New iPAQ H3800 · 2001-09-27 03:12 · Score: -1

peanuts
almonds
pistachio
brazil
macadamian
cashews
coconuts
nuts and bolts
Hibernation on Info on the New iPAQ H3800 · 2001-09-27 02:52 · Score: -1

it is gathering nuts for the winter ahead.
too bad star trek inherently sucks on Info on the New iPAQ H3800 · 2001-09-27 02:48 · Score: -1

In the immortal words of our dear pal, Bruce Willis IX (or whatever the fuck it was), Star Trek is GAY.
Will it run Mandrake 8.1? on Info on the New iPAQ H3800 · 2001-09-27 02:46 · Score: -1

I'd like to use it to download MP3's from the recovering Napster, while hacking news sites to steal their PERL scripts so that I can rewrite them in C# and sell the rights to Microsoft, then have Sun form an alliance that MS will join anyway.
And I'd like to do this while bitching about trivial bullshit regarding the new Star Trek series.
Re:Kiss my furry ass! on Mandrake 8.1 Released · 2001-09-27 02:20 · Score: -1

wound't that be "kiss my pampered ass" or "kiss my huggied ass" or "kiss my luv'ed ass"?
Re:so are you volunteering? on Hackers: Uncle Sam Wants You! · 2001-09-26 09:23 · Score: -1

enjoy the nerve gas!
so are you volunteering? on Hackers: Uncle Sam Wants You! · 2001-09-26 09:18 · Score: -1

good thing I'm not a hacker, eh?
be sure to raise your hand really high...
damnit, man... on Still More 'Copy Protected' CDs · 2001-09-26 07:49 · Score: -1

have you been stalking me or something? You just repeated the very notions I've been harping on for months.
Not that agreement is a bad thing...
one of these days, I might even get around to putting some of the more complete songs I've written/performed out there.
inherently stupid on Sun Announces Passport Competitor · 2001-09-26 06:17 · Score: -1

I read things like this and say to myself, "Why?".
I don't want to know the answer.
WTF.
death to marketing people.
they're worse than lawyers.
oh, stop it on What's Now State of the Art in Encryption Technology? · 2001-09-26 05:15 · Score: -1

you know no one here is ever going to actually do something... that'd require exerting some energy and effort.
I'd like to see a review on circlemud on Caldera OpenLinux 3.1 Reviewed · 2001-09-26 02:07 · Score: -1

don't ask.
I'm bored.
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I have violated the posercomment compression filter.
what a stupid fucking script.
fix it, motherfuckers!
you are fucking stupid on Satellite Radio Is Officially Here · 2001-09-25 10:03 · Score: -1, Troll

talk radio sucks ass.