User: Taco_spork

getting stupid?

On: Patent Cases Hurting Small Businesses

this patent situation has been stupid for a very, very long time. The computer/tech industry is just now starting to realize what other industries have known for years. Look at pharmaceuticals and biotech, for example. Its an unholy minefield of shitty patents that would take forever to litigate. Companies end up signing cross-lisencing agreements and other such nonsense to get around each other's crap patents. And they just accept it.

Thing is, its not just the USPTO - crappy patents have been allowed all over the world. Do a patent search on microencapsulation some time - its almost funny how much crap has been accepted for process patents that are painfully, painfully commonsense practices. The whole thing has become a farce.

had I the points

On: Patent Cases Hurting Small Businesses

I'd mod that cunt up to heaven.

fag-in-a-bag?

On: Monitors for People with Poor Eyesight?

count me out, girly-man... not my scene, if'n ya no wut eye meen.

Have you tried asking CmderTaco? I here he's available...

I think I love you!

On: Monitors for People with Poor Eyesight?

have you considered the merits of douching your ass with a boiling vat of sulfuric acid? does the body good!

and stop eating your own shit... that's disgusting!

Hi there, pot! I'd like to smoke you!

On: James Gosling On .NET And The Anti-Trust Trial

b0ng!

mad propz unto you

On: James Gosling On .NET And The Anti-Trust Trial

spank me eternal, baby!

I am not dead

On: Cheap Spray-on Plastic Solar Cells Coming

but I do like the ladies!

gimme a fuckin' sandwich!

crux

On: Linux During The .Com Crash

jubilation

Re:You miss the irony

On: Attack of the Clones

maybe Lucas can get Britney to replace Natalie

Re:WTF is "Brought?"

On: AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable

I would guess that the answer is "NO".

And in other news...

On: AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable

I bought a nice Christmasy towel set at Kohl's for 50% off!

Ha! You are fucking DOOOOOMED!

On: AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable

just shell out the cash for an OC3 line, pansy.

I want to fuck Galadriel

On: AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable

but not Arwen... she freaks me out

what if Enron were bought by Gandalf? 'Cause then they'd be 0wn3d by a kick-ass 3117 wizard with one of them elven ring things... and a bitchin' horse.

Not that I have anything for his horse, not my scene.

Re:I have an opinion about the Evil Avatar Game si

On: AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable

d00d...

should I have not mentioned that site so long ago???

not that I disagree, it does suck.

Galadriel

On: One Ring Rules the MIT Dome

I'd like to see her streak across a campus...

do me, you 7000 year old bitch!

she's pretty hot for a fuckin' ancient whore.

I'll watch it

On: Joss Whedon Is Creating a Sci-Fi Drama For Fox

if Sarah gets naked

Linus has fleas?

On: Linux 2001 Timeline

what about Lucy? I heard she has the crabs...

Re:Special taco

On: Linux 2001 Timeline

naw... I just fuck sheep.

Re:uh

On: Linux 2001 Timeline

not a spork, I'll tell ya!

hot damn! I'm on fire!

no, really! I'm fucking on fire!

Put me out, now!

aren't you dead yet?

On: Playstation 2 Outsells both Xbox and Gamecube

I thought you offed yourself long ago

Re:Humanoid robots?

On: Linux 2001 Timeline

I just wet myself, I was laughing so hard...

oh, no, sorry, that was just my bladder control problem.

I need a new diaper.

Re:Absolutely untrue

On: Ximian Adds Subscription

I fucked a gnome last night! It was fun! And it had lots of bandwidth, let me tell you...

Slashdot Machismo factor

On: Ximian Adds Subscription

the open source community can whore its self out for cash, and that's good, but profitable companies cannot be cash whores.

YES!

On: Ximian Adds Subscription

That is what we all need.

Convert the picture into ASCII, will you?

Re:$119.40 per year

On: Ximian Adds Subscription

I spend $9.95 a month on cheap crack-whores.