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  1. Re:Should be Illegal on Eight People Suffer Burns After Attempting Viral 'Boiling Water Challenge' (abc13.com) · · Score: 1

    In related news, Ocasio-Cortez announced new legislation which would outlaw the possession, sale, or use of any such military style, tactical assault liquid.

    C'mon folks. Troll yes, but this is hellafunny nonetheless!

  2. Re:That's painfully obvious on Eight People Suffer Burns After Attempting Viral 'Boiling Water Challenge' (abc13.com) · · Score: 1

    Good points.

    Though I did enjoy the AC's bit about "lubricious". There's a multi-level insult if I've ever seen one. It might be enough to revive that meme about someone-or-another covered with grits in some manner.

  3. Re:Hydrochloric acid challenge next? on Eight People Suffer Burns After Attempting Viral 'Boiling Water Challenge' (abc13.com) · · Score: 1

    Nobody is fucking that without a large cash transaction.

    I know, right? How much are you offering?

  4. Re: What's in a name on James Cameron's Alita: Battle Angel Released After Sixteen Years (rottentomatoes.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alita bita Monica in my life,
    Alita bita Erica by my side,
    Alita bita Rita is all I need,
    Alita bita Tina is what I see...

  5. Re:Sounds like they should try daylight savings ti on How India's Single Time Zone Is Hurting Its People (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Ha! The Evils of TimeZones!

    In the military it was Zulu time. One learned it and figured out how to deal with it. Where I work we have international operations, had to work out the business timeflow and fit the cron jobs properly. Fun times. Any other system is just that: a different but similar set of methods and operations needed for communication and resource allocation.

  6. Re:Rainbows and unicorns on California Will Not Complete $77 Billion High-Speed Rail Project (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    I call your rail line to nowhere and raise you a bridge to nowhere, slick. Also, you forgot "fairy farts" in your subject.

  7. Re:Kohath the deplorable anti-education retard sez on Nearly All US Teens Short On Sleep, Exercise (usnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I used to hate it when rightists used the same methods. The surest sign of the bully is that they will categorize at a glance: don't fit the glance, and the "not one of us" gene kicks in, and the derogatory nicknames come flowing out. It seemed the leftists have learned how effective that technique is. And that disappoints me to no end.

    "We have met the enemy, and they is us".

  8. Re:Should be Illegal on Eight People Suffer Burns After Attempting Viral 'Boiling Water Challenge' (abc13.com) · · Score: 2

    To instill the proper amount of deep-seated hatred, not only for this generation but the next, one must begin the bullying behaviors early.

  9. Re:Hydrochloric acid challenge next? on Eight People Suffer Burns After Attempting Viral 'Boiling Water Challenge' (abc13.com) · · Score: 2

    Nonsense, nobody is saying that we should kill or mistreat stupid people. We are just saying that they should be sterilized.

    I know, right? Some people on the internet get so upset from such simple misunderstandings.

  10. Do you... want some more?

    I call your more, and raise a head

  11. Re:Do the get protected status on AI Study of Human Genome Finds Unknown Human Ancestor (smithsonianmag.com) · · Score: 1

    No, this is a troll waste and reclamation site. Welcome.

  12. Humans get around on AI Study of Human Genome Finds Unknown Human Ancestor (smithsonianmag.com) · · Score: 1

    "Every place I go there's always something to remind of of another place and time...."

  13. Re:Umm, yeah on Instagram Vows To Remove All Graphic Self-Harm Images From Site (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Somewhat analogous to the gun debate--"How many crimes were prevented?", etc...soft numbers.

    And it comes down to humans. Humans using tools. In one hand the tool is a Personal Defense And Plinking Machine, in the other hand the tool is the Social Network Access Device.

  14. Re:Wow, that could be a lot of images banned. on Instagram Vows To Remove All Graphic Self-Harm Images From Site (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    The new generation has finally found something so repulsive to their parents that they finally got out of that vicious cycle of us oldsters co-opting their culture 'cause we ain't *that* old! Tats, piercings, rap...need I go on? Perhaps a quick nod to purple hair?

  15. Mmm. They have robartenders, now.

  16. Re:In before the dishonest Republican incel denial on Global Warming Could Exceed 1.5C Within Five Years, Report Says (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Hard to love the message while hating the messenger. I sort of found myself in a situation like that at work. I had to start sneaking in ideas via alternate methods than direct communication. It sort of worked. Slowly.

  17. Re:In before the dishonest Republican incel denial on Global Warming Could Exceed 1.5C Within Five Years, Report Says (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2

    Agree or disagree, it's a little sad when a post quoting about something directly pertaining to TFA gets modded as "flamebait".

    Humans are buggy.

  18. Re:Interesting on Facebook Now Lets Everyone Unsend Messages For 10 Minutes (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    I find your website fascinating and was wondering if you have a newsletter that I could subscribe to? I clicked on all the buttons on the site but couldn't seem to find one.

    tia

  19. Re: Snowflake generation... on Facebook Now Lets Everyone Unsend Messages For 10 Minutes (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Just send an octal 012 code. Nubz.

  20. Re:Maybe it's me ... on Facebook Now Lets Everyone Unsend Messages For 10 Minutes (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Yep. It will be gamed.

  21. I think that I shall never see
    a billboard lovely as a tree.
    Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
    I'll never see a tree at all.

    ...Burma Shave.

  22. Re:. . . the funds were simply "resting" . . . on Software Executive Exploits ATM Loophole To Steal $1 Million (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    They're merely pining for the fjords.

  23. "If it weren't for the US most of Europe would speak Russian today."
    qft for all our tovarishchi out there.

  24. Re: Bullshit on 'The World Might Actually Run Out of People' (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, tough. You're part of the herd: you get your vaccination. You pay your dues, whether you like or not. Yes, at gunpoint, if you wish.

  25. Re:Once the decline begins... on 'The World Might Actually Run Out of People' (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Hopefully humans will be facile at moving planets around by then. I'd hate to lose the pyramids.