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A Hole Opens Up Under Antarctic Glacier -- Big Enough To Fit Two-Thirds of Manhattan (nbcnews.com)

Scientists have discovered an enormous void under an Antarctic glacier, sparking concern that the ice sheet is melting faster than anyone had realized -- and spotlighting the dire threat posed by rising seas to coastal cities around the world, including New York City and Miami. From a report: The cavity under Thwaites Glacier in West Antarctica is about six miles long and 1,000 feet deep -- representing the loss of 14 billion tons of ice. It was discovered after an analysis of data collected by Italian and German satellites, as well as NASA's Operation IceBridge, a program in which aircraft equipped with ice-penetrating radar fly over polar regions to study the terrain. The discovery is described in a paper published Jan. 30 in the journal Science Advances. The researchers expected to see significant loss of ice, but the scale of the void came as a shock.

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  1. Rats. They found me. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    So much for my Fortress of Solitude.

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    1. Re:Rats. They found me. by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      So much for my Fortress of Solitude.

      I'm glad you hired a maid to say you're "no here." That gave you the time to escape. For those who didn't catch it, here's exclusive video of the raid on his fortress.

  2. Iron Sky 2 by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't this the proposed theme to Iron Sky 2. Hint: It's Lizard people living down there below Antarctica.

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    1. Re:Iron Sky 2 by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Not quite the hollow earth we were promised XD

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    2. Re:Iron Sky 2 by fazig · · Score: 2

      No, it's the void the alien space craft from the X-Files movie left.

    3. Re:Iron Sky 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking that it will open a path to Mountains of Madness, where we will find the Elder Things

      Just saying, Lovecraft figured this all out years ago

    4. Re:Iron Sky 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's also where the second Stargate and Ancient outpost was found.

    5. Re:Iron Sky 2 by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      I want to believe.

    6. Re:Iron Sky 2 by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      Wow, didn't even realize this was in the works. Well, now I'm a happy camper for the day. Hopefully its just as campy as the first (without the long drawn out middle act).

    7. Re:Iron Sky 2 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's GWAR, smoking on their crack bolder.

      They faked their deaths.

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    8. Re:Iron Sky 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody activated the stargate from off world! I bet the Goa'uld are laughing in their sarcophagus. Finally, they've found a way to defeat the humans. Climate Change!

    9. Re:Iron Sky 2 by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Wasn't this the proposed theme to Iron Sky 2. Hint: It's Lizard people living down there below Antarctica.

      No Lizard people, but Subterranean is a pretty good action/adventure novel by James Rollins along these lines...

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    10. Re:Iron Sky 2 by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      No, it's the void the alien space craft from the X-Files movie left.

      You might enjoy the novel Ice Station by Matt Reilly.

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    11. Re:Iron Sky 2 by azcoyote · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. We all know there's shoggoths down there.

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    12. Re:Iron Sky 2 by godel_56 · · Score: 1

      No, it's the void the alien space craft from the X-Files movie left.

      You might enjoy the novel Ice Station by Matt Reilly.

      Having read one of O'Reilly's books, no, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't.

    13. Re:Iron Sky 2 by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      No, it's the void the alien space craft from the X-Files movie left.

      You might enjoy the novel Ice Station by Matt Reilly.

      Having read one of O'Reilly's books, no, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't.

      Huh? Do you mean Bill O'Reilly? 'Cause they're not -- even remotely -- related. (Or... I'm missing the joke.)

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    14. Re:Iron Sky 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's probably a IT-related book with a picture of an animal on the cover that could explain it to you...

  3. Quit it by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Quit flying planes over it then!

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  4. Coastal Cities... by Zorro · · Score: 1

    Stop Building there!

    PLENTY of available land in Colorado!

    1. Re:Coastal Cities... by hey! · · Score: 2

      PLENTY of available land in Colorado!

      If you don't mind the alternating droughts, floods, wildfires and plagues of insects.

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    2. Re:Coastal Cities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Colorado is full, go away.

    3. Re:Coastal Cities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the fundies.

    4. Re:Coastal Cities... by cellocgw · · Score: 2

      PLENTY of available land in Colorado!

      If you don't mind the alternating droughts, floods, wildfires and plagues of insects.

      That last one is just about gone

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    5. Re:Coastal Cities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had heard that Colorado had already been reserved for the Dutch. Why do you think herbal stuff got legalized? They are going to be very shocked when they have to live somewhere that isn't entirely flat, though.

    6. Re:Coastal Cities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm changing my mind about a wall now. We need to preserve Colorado.

    7. Re:Coastal Cities... by macraig · · Score: 2

      Plenty of land until developers start taking you up on your foolish offer....

    8. Re: Coastal Cities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, the other third of Manhattan needs to go somewhere!

    9. Re:Coastal Cities... by hey! · · Score: 1

      A reduction in wild insect biodiversity doesn't mean that, say, crop pests won't thrive.

      This is evolution in action; as human impacts affect the biosphere more, you get a swing toward species that are well adapted to human disruptions.

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    10. Re: Coastal Cities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't call the other two turds ---just because they haven't voiced their reaction doesn't mean that you might as well categorize the rest in a similar manner

  5. So... by reanjr · · Score: 2

    So, there's less ice than we thought and the rise in sea levels has not been as severe as we thought for the amount of ice that has melted. How is this not a positive thing?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, puny human, the entire ice shelf is thousands of time larger than the hole that was discovered.

      However, the undermining of the ice shelf has advanced more than expected and portends the entire ice shelf, as well as the glaciers behind it melting out to sea.

    2. Re:So... by omnichad · · Score: 2

      And if this collapses, a huge chunk of glacier will be floating out to warmer waters and melting faster still.

    3. Re:So... by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

      I understand it's hard to grasp the scale of what we're talking about here. Just to give you a sense, the glacier in question has an area of 166,500 km^2 or roughly the same size as the country of Tunisia, and is about 300 meters thick. The area covered by Manhattan is only about 3/100 of 1% of that.

      The volume of missing ice represents probably less than 1/500th of the ice in the glacier. It's not the volume lost already that's the concern, it's what the void says about the vastly larger volume of ice in that glacier. Internal melting means that there is some kind of water flow occurring, which could destabilize the entire glacier. That's over 45 gigatons of ice, enough to raise global sea level by over 1/10 of a cm.

      Of course that's not very much. If this is the *only* land-based ice sheet or glacier that were unstable, it's not a sea level rise issue; it's equivalent to about one year's contribution of ocean thermal expansion to sea level rise.

      This is kind of like finding a crack in an individual Airbus A380 wing; it's not very big compared to the wing's 420 m^2 area, and this is just one wing on one out of hundreds of A380 in service. That doesn't make it a small deal.

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    4. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please rephrase in standard slashunits, such as football fields and libraries of congress. We don't know how to google conversion calculators here.

    5. Re:So... by jeti · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because the ice is a heat sink. Melting ice needs a massive amount of energy. Once its gone, temperatures will rise sharply.

    6. Re:So... by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...90% marginal tax rates, and nationalizing all US health care...

      The number is 70%, and nobody has ever talked about nationalizing all health care.

      The Blaze points out who was talking about 90% rates, and, as a bonus, why they are stupid.

      The nationalized healthcare falls under the euphanism "medicare for all". Before you spew your garbage laden nonsense at others, learn to use Google for a second.

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    7. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually yes 90% was a named number but even if it was -only- 70% how the fuck is it ok in what is supposed to be a free country to take 70% of what anyone earns legally? Total madness.

      And yes they have also been quite open about single payer healthcare which is a full healthcare take over.

      And you use childish ad hominem like conservatard as if that makes you right or smart?

      You are simply flat out wrong. A few seconds on google easily demonstrates your ignorance.

      Please educate yourself or at a minimum never vote. A democratic republic requires an educated voting population to survive. You are clearly not.

    8. Re:So... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      This is kind of like finding a crack in an individual Airbus A380 wing; it's not very big compared to the wing's 420 m^2 area, and this is just one wing on one out of hundreds of A380 in service. That doesn't make it a small deal.

      It's not a small deal unless they can determine WHY there is that water flow occuring. If the A380 in question had just ran into the side of the terminal, the crack in its wing spar would not matter to the remainder of the fleet, and *might* not even be a big to this one (though, most likely it would). More interesting would be a crack in the nose gear after a particularly hard landing. This would be more likely to have ramifications for the whole fleet, since a hard landing doesn't leave the sort of evidence that hitting a terminal does. A crack in the nose gear would definitely indicate a need for a fleetwide inspection.

      What would cause local melting under the ice? Volcano maybe?

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    9. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what is up with the airplane analogy? Give us a car analogy if you want anyone to understand.

      Airbus? No one knows wtf an airbus is.

    10. Re: So... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      ...by over 1/10 of a cm

      Fuck's sake. Not 1/1000 of a meter??

    11. Re: So... by sheramil · · Score: 2

      Fuck's sake. Not a millimeter?

      It's not a difficult unit to use. Ants. Chocolate sprinkles. Mouse cables.

    12. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      In other words - destroy the Health Insurance company's and all the retirement investment funds that are built around them.
      When the Insurance company's are gone There will be no-one to turn to when Govt health systems fails and no money to get a private doctor.
      Too big to fail - remember that one ? So no matter how much it costs - and it will cost Big Time as price rises because it can because there is no alternative. Too big to fail and failing means people die so increase taxes again and pay whatever the suppliers want. Total domination of peoples lives and centralized planning all in one. Democrat win.

    13. Re: So... by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      Chocolate sprinkles

      Metric Sprinkles or or AES Sprinkles?

    14. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Rhode Islands!

    15. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nit a disaster yet because i keep a few extra trays of ice cubes in my freezer. I'm running out of space though, so hopefully it snows again soon or we will all die.

      Unless it is is sunny in which case it is proof that night doesn't exist anymore.

    16. Re:So... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      1/500th sounds like a huge amount to me.

      Seems obvious if you've ever watched ice melt; once voids appear, melting accelerates rapidly.

      Like poking holes in a potato before baking; 1/500th is plenty to create air flow in a way that significantly alters the results.

      When I saw somebody making scale arguments, I figured it was going to be something small like 1/50,000th, not something catastrophically huge like 1/500th!

    17. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because when voids start to appear, it's a sign that the ice has warmed to approximately freezing point and the latent heat is now the only thing standing between it and melting. So of course the rate will accelerate dramatically at that point.

      Whether that scales to the size of Antarctica - I frankly doubt, but we'll see soon enough.

    18. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How do they know the hole wasn't already there for 100,000 years?

      They act like discovering the hole makes the hole a recent development... which may or may not be a correct correlation.

    19. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you spew your garbage, use your name on yourself

    20. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should try and read up on what a Marginal Tax Rate actually is before blowing off so much hot air.

      The proposed 70% tax rate was on earnings above $10 Million., which means that a person would have already earned $10 Million at a lower tax rate before they get taxed on earning BEYOND the $10 Million earning band.

      FWIW, it is funny when you attack other people for being misinformed, with statements that are either misinformed or lies, or scold them for using ad hominems, then resort to them yourself.

      Almost, hypocritical

    21. Re:So... by hey! · · Score: 1

      In I think it's best not to rely on our intuitions formed through our experience with small scale phenomena to anything this enormous. Best to leave that to the geophysicists.

      I'm just responding to the poster's apparent belief that the fact that the volume of missing ice proves that sea level rise due to ice sheet collapse is implausible.

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    22. Re:So... by hey! · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of concerns with massive glaciers is exactly where the water is going. A comparatively small amount of water can have a big impact on glacier stability if it runs off along the ice/rock interface.

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    23. Re:So... by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      This is the derangement syndrome AC was talking about though.

      It's not any one line in particular, but the combination put together. It's as if an early AI has been put in control of individuals identifying as 'democrat'.

      Passable sentences but as a collection entirely devoid of any expression that adds value to the conversation.

      Or, perhaps real individuals acting as automatons regurgitating talking points commanded by the talking heads on the neon god during the 11 oClock 'News'.

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    24. Re:So... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      This is 14 trillion liters of water. The oceans contain approximately 1,340,146 trillion liters of water. That's 1/10,000th of the volume. Not something you'd notice. The issue is that once the glacier loses enough strucural support/mass, they whole Flordia sized chunk will slide into the ocean. Which will add significantly more volume (Florida vs. Manhattan). And all at once.

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    25. Re:So... by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

      The article used Manhattan for comparison. You use Tunisia and Airbus wings.

      Don't know if I'm missing out on these metrics...

      I understand that a few million Americans know how big a Manhattan would be, but really, when they say is is 2/3 of a Manhattan, my mind jumps to the size of a drink after a few sips.

      Do people regularly visit Tunisia on an airbus so they are intimately familiar with those units?

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    26. Re: So... by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

      But is that bad? I mean, I know airbus is an airplane, and the metal has joints where it comes together. I imagine millimeter tolerance is okay for an airplane?

      Is that okay? Is that so small it doesn't matter? ("They bend more than that when taxiing around the airport.") Is it big enough to be a major problem? ("The wings are going to fall off!")

      These alternative units of Airbusses and Tunisias are confusing.

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    27. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but,, mah melting health care tax; AI, fix it with 1billion-Bitcoin-worth of Meghan Whats-her-name, the actress royal.

      There, how'd I do?

    28. Re:So... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Ice did you know as you apply pressure it will melt and still be cold enough to feeze. So that ice sitting on coastal rock has enough pressure to be a little but melty. Now that area of the ice being under water, water as in water not cold enough to feeze, well starts sneaking in the and melts the ice, the warmer the water the more ice melts. So things like tidal forces will occur, cold water is drawn out and warmer water replaces it on the next tide. The you have planetary flexure as a result of gravity and orbital movements and ice is more bendy than rock and you get distortions which draw in more warm water.

      So there was always lots of action going on there and so it doesn't really need the water to be all that much warmer to have major surprising impacts. Keep in mind the tempreture rise will be higher at the poles than at the equator because it is a heat trapping affect and not a new heat affect, that would require changes in solar weather patterns, a hotter or colder Sun, just for fun, a warmer cycle is in the offing based upon past patterns.

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    29. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your numbers make this sound miniscule (and you're even off by an order of magnitude, it would be 1/100,000th, not 1/10,000th), but it's not really reasonable to look at the entire contents of the ocean. The average depth of the oceans is 3688 meters. So, that would mean that 1 meter of ocean depth, on average, contains 363 trillion liters of water. 14 trillion liters is about 3.85% of that. The real question is, how many meters of ocean rise would be catastrophic? In many coastal areas, just 1 meter of ocean rise would be catastrophic. You can question that, and act like it would just mean the tide would just go up a little higher on the beach. The reality would actually be a massive reshaping of the shoreline. How high would you be willing to accept would be a catostrophe? 2 meters? 5 meters? If any of those is catastrophic, then this is actually a big enough fraction to be worrying. It's also really only the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. It's not the 14 trillion liters that's the problem, it's the rest of the glacier, which may end up collapsing and delivery many times that much water into the ocean.

    30. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if those old white males are Democrats, they can dance around in blackface or abuse women and have "progressives" apologizing for them...

      Um, I think you're a little confused there. In fact what happens is that the "progressives", liberals, whatever, typically call for their resignation. When the supposed "conservatives" do it, the "moral majority" types stand up and cheer for them and make excuses like crazy. It's all "locker room talk" by "baby christians". Or sometimes slightly more honest naked, cynical utilitarianism: "well, at least we're getting conservative judges out of it".

    31. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wilful ignorance is repulsive.

    32. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Trump has approval ratings with the media lined up against him pretty much about what Obama had with the media covering for him

      Trololo...

      Bitch please.

    33. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a bus analogy!

    34. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make no sense. Try pulling your boyfriend's dick out of your mouth for a minute...

    35. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to Fornite players.

  6. They Can't Fool Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a UFO hanger, guaranteed.

  7. Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Do these morons think that if humans had never graced the face of the Earth that these glaciers would never ever melt for all of time?

    The glaciers are going to melt, because their existence is cyclical, as the very same climate "scientists" will tell you. There are well-established periods of glaciation followed by well-established periods of pole-to-pole tropics.

    THE GLACIERS ARE GOING TO MELT WITH OR WITHOUT HUMAN ACTIVITY.

    This means that human contributions to climate are COMPLETELY FUCKING IMMATERIAL.

    We should be focusing our energy on adaptation rather than obstinate refusal to go along with mother nature. We could spend the sum total of human wealth on trying to stop it, only to buy ourselves maybe a couple hundred years, or we can just adapt.

    1. Re: Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that this fake news is posted by a pothead Indian and a ladyboy high school senior who are paid by a bunch of Arabs as a big SEO hack.

      I take that back. The ONLY thing that could be causing this is global warming. Forget Vostok. Forget the volcanism all throughout the continent, whether it's the archipelago or a network of vents buried under two kilometers of ice.

    2. Re:Morons by hey! · · Score: 1

      Good job on that straw man.

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    3. Re:Morons by omnichad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an ice age species, we have a vested interest in not accelerating the rate of change. Absolutely the glaciers are going to melt. We need to adapt, but we need to buy time too. The changes at play are much bigger than you're imagining.

    4. Re:Morons by kilfarsnar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do these morons think that if humans had never graced the face of the Earth that these glaciers would never ever melt for all of time?

      The glaciers are going to melt, because their existence is cyclical, as the very same climate "scientists" will tell you. There are well-established periods of glaciation followed by well-established periods of pole-to-pole tropics.

      THE GLACIERS ARE GOING TO MELT WITH OR WITHOUT HUMAN ACTIVITY.

      This means that human contributions to climate are COMPLETELY FUCKING IMMATERIAL.

      We should be focusing our energy on adaptation rather than obstinate refusal to go along with mother nature. We could spend the sum total of human wealth on trying to stop it, only to buy ourselves maybe a couple hundred years, or we can just adapt.

      Say what? Human contribution is, of course, completely material.

      If you put an ice cube on the kitchen counter, it will melt. If you take a flame to it, it will melt much faster. But according to you, the flame is immaterial. Besides, the glaciers formed naturally many years ago. So assuming they will melt regardless does not really make sense. I'd advise you to work on your own reasoning skills before calling people morons.

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    5. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

      The end result is the same, whether the glacier melts in 200 or 500 years, the end result is the same. Humanity still has to pull up stakes and move inland. Except, if we wait 500 years, there will be even more coastal development to move.

      It would be far better to adapt NOW and say, prohibit any new development below 500 feet MSL, and let the mass migration of humanity begin today rather than two hundred years down the line when there are twice as many of us to move.

      Perhaps you are the one who needs to work on your reasoning skills, or at least not being such a moron.

    6. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take a flame to it, it will melt much faster. But according to you, the flame is immaterial

      If that flame is used to cook your meals and keep you warm them you don't care about the puddle on your counter.

    7. Re:Morons by q_e_t · · Score: 2

      Indeed there are climate cycles. This should be the cooling part of the cycle.

    8. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we have a vested interest in not accelerating the rate of change

      Then why do we celebrate accelerating change with things like moore's law?

    9. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The important thing is not that glaciers might someday melt, it's the RATE at which they're melting now. The vastly increased rate is what will screw up the environment. Example: when you sit down to dinner, is the same if you eat it bite by bite at a normal rate, vs. if you shove all the food into your mouth at once?

    10. Re: Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ICE is melting... At the poles

      I just Hope that the world will not go under until After 2080.... I do not wish to experience the end of the human race

      If we mest climate goals and stop co2 today.. We still face disaster

      But no country wants to lift a finger so we are certainly doomed

      My Kids will experience the end of the World

    11. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure I can walk faster then the rising water level.

    12. Re:Morons by jbengt · · Score: 1

      There are well-established periods of glaciation

      True.

      followed by well-established periods of pole-to-pole tropics.

      False. We are in an ice age, you know, and have been for millions of years. There has been permanent ice at the north pole for the last ±2.5 million years and longer than that at the south pole.

    13. Re: Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average person drinks a couple liters a day of watwr/etc. Call it a thousand liters a year for easy math, 50,000/lifetime.
      I suggest you stop drinking or otherwise imbibing fluids for a year, and then have twice as much the next year.

      It's the same amount overall, so what's the difference?

    14. Re: Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      dont have kids, problem solved.

    15. Re: Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the same logic, you should kill yourself now, since it will happen some day. Same result, but different timeline.

    16. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy is shit. Humans are not a flame we are at best a slight breeze.

    17. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point is that we are in a natural warming cycle (which I will not address) - and therefore his analogy is leaving an ice cube on the kitchen counter all afternoon, it doesn't matter if you blow on it or not - it's going to melt.

      Which analogy is more correct is also something I will not address. You should at least understand other people's fairly basic arguments.

    18. Re: Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooops.. Too late

  8. Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The day hell froze over, this is the way down.

  9. I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    When the scientific establishment calls for relocation policies that encourage colonization of "flyover country" in the US by the coastal population.

    I'm perfectly willing to accept the possibility that "global warming" is happening, but until the discussion is "it's happening, but why" and all "whys" are entertained including "we have no control, move in with the Hillbillies if you don't want to drown" I'm not going to give much credence to the fearmongering because skin in the game determines the degree of commitment one has.

    1. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Colonization? Yeah, we're colonized over here. All the land belongs to someone already. However, you have to wonder whether we'll end up with a mid-west coast and a mid-east coast if the mississippi rises along with sea levels. More global water probably means more rain, which means more water in the rivers too.

    2. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the largest sea level rise predictions won't result in the Mississippi river becoming an inland ocean. You do know that the river has locks and dams that drop its elevation approximately 600 feet from source to delta, right? Worst-case is that southern Louisiana gets a slightly-larger saltwater marsh.

    3. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by kilfarsnar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When the scientific establishment calls for relocation policies that encourage colonization of "flyover country" in the US by the coastal population.

      I'm perfectly willing to accept the possibility that "global warming" is happening, but until the discussion is "it's happening, but why" and all "whys" are entertained including "we have no control, move in with the Hillbillies if you don't want to drown" I'm not going to give much credence to the fearmongering because skin in the game determines the degree of commitment one has.

      Really? Do you not steer your car until the last possible second before impact?

      Wouldn't it be nice to do something about the issue before we have to undergo mass migrations? If you are so willing to accept the possibility that AGW is real, and since you do have skin in the game by virtue of living on this planet, why not look into it rather than dismissing warnings a "fear mongering"? Why wouldn't you consider calls for mass relocation "fear mongering"?

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    4. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Not saying inland ocean. Deeper/wider river, maybe. Talking about higher rainfall causing it if you read what I posted.

    5. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by q_e_t · · Score: 2

      When the scientific establishment calls for relocation policies that encourage colonization of "flyover country" in the US by the coastal population.

      And then people will complain about the scientific establishment interfering in policy, which happens whenever a scientist opines on a policy area.

    6. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean less continentality. It could work.

    7. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The house is already burning, and the occupants are arguing about who should go turn the gas off.

    8. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by iggymanz · · Score: 0

      mass migrations for a sea that is rising a couple mm a year?

      pfft.

      and don't cry me a river about those island that are essentially at sealevel already getting flooded, that was inevitable as the sea has been rising since the last ice age. better those (very few) people move anyway, those island ARE going underwater with or without AGW

    9. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Sea level rise is pretty problematic in the long term, for sure. What scares me more though is the change of arable zones.
      You flood the coasts, and the coasties will move inland.
      You render the continental US non-arable, and I hope for their sake, the Canadians have adopted Trump and built his machine-gun covered wall.

    10. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be nice to do something about the issue before we have to undergo mass migrations?

      Sure, but you cunts don't want a wall, so we're going to be pretty fucked when the mass migrations get here.

    11. Re: I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Machine gun covered wall? That sounds like the demented fantasy of "regressives". I heard about a wall With a big beautiful door.

    12. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      our coasts are mostly too steep for that to happen

      our coasts will not flood

      just because a bunch of goddamn idiots built below sea level NEXT TO THE SEA doesn't mean I'll shed a tear for them (New Orleans)

      Just because people overbuild where hurricane storm surges regularly scrub away stuff doesn't mean I'll shed a tear for them either.

      really I'm more concerned about acidification of the sea, and plundering rather than management of seafood stocks

    13. Re: I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      where I live is 600 feet above sea level. you'll notice the USA's "land" is mostly high up, that's why it's "land'. Those things we call "beaches" and "swamps" might be another story but that's the way it goes... don't live there, don't build resorts, homes and condos there... or pay the price

    14. Re:I'll believe they truly are see a crisis by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be nice to do something about the issue before we have to undergo mass migrations?

      Sure, but you cunts don't want a wall, so we're going to be pretty fucked when the mass migrations get here.

      As if a wall would stop that...

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  10. Unfathonable number by PingSpike · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many football fields is two thirds of a Manhattan?

    1. Re:Unfathonable number by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many football fields is two thirds of a Manhattan?

      Meaningless number. I want to know how many Libraries of Congress it is.

    2. Re:Unfathonable number by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      A buttload.

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    3. Re:Unfathonable number by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A really large number of bathtubs, that's for sure!

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    4. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 6.1 million olympic swimming pools' worth.

    5. Re:Unfathonable number by eepok · · Score: 2

      Manhattan Island: 13.4 miles long
      Football Field = 100 playable yards, 120 yards including endzones

      13.4 mi. = 23,584 yards

      2/3 * 23,584 = 15722 2/3 yards

      15,722.6666 / 120 = 131.02

      2/3 of the length of Manhattan = ~131 football fields (including endzones)

    6. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More significantly, how many cubic furlongs?

    7. Re:Unfathonable number by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The library of congress doesn't really cover that much land mass. Only a couple hundred thousand square feet or less than a 1/100 of a square mile.

    8. Re:Unfathonable number by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many football fields is two thirds of a Manhattan?

      A looong way if you ask the Rams.

    9. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More important, how many smoots is that?

    10. Re:Unfathonable number by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      So.... ho much is that in Farsees?

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    11. Re:Unfathonable number by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many football fields is two thirds of a Manhattan?

      You're totally not grokking the frame of reference. A typical Manhattan is only about 5 or 6 ounces at most - so this hole is pretty darn tiny. I don't get why they are making such a big deal about this.

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    12. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is the same ratio as unicorns to leprechauns

    13. Re:Unfathonable number by mnemotronic · · Score: 3, Funny

      About 6.1 million olympic swimming pools' worth.

      At 4385964.912 pints/swimming pool, that's 26 trillion (26,754,385,963,200) Equivalent Guinness Stout Units. About a fortnight's supply.

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    14. Re:Unfathonable number by Holi · · Score: 1

      12838.5 football fields Or 37,065,076.08 smoots^2

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    15. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I need a drink. It took me way too long to realize that a "Manhattan" wasn't some obscure unit of measure that I wasn't familiar with. In my defense I usually stick to beer.

    16. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Too small. I only understand volumes in cubic light years.

    17. Re:Unfathonable number by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Obviously, but if you take all the books out and spread them in a 1 foot grid, how much space would it cover?

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    18. Re:Unfathonable number by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      It took me way too long to realize that a "Manhattan" wasn't some obscure unit of measure that I wasn't familiar with.

      Recently I've been learning to make cocktails - you know, so I have a fallback career after my web job gets automated away. So I have a predisposition to think in that direction.

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    19. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure it's less than 12 parsecs.

    20. Re:Unfathonable number by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Mmm. They have robartenders, now.

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    21. Re:Unfathonable number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      126 gallons?
      http://blog.andrewallingham.info/2011/06/the-difference-between-a-buttload-boatload-and-shitload/

    22. Re:Unfathonable number by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:Unfathonable number by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Do you... want some more?

      I call your more, and raise a head

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  11. Imagine what that would look like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to see a team tunnel down to it, install an airlock and go inside. Bring some powerful lamps and explore.

    1. Re: Imagine what that would look like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And THIS line of thinking is what a STEAM education buys you.

    2. Re: Imagine what that would look like? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A STEAM education makes you think you should install a valve system.

      I thought it was the other way 'round.

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  12. No, there is not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We like the land in Colorado the way it is.

    The problem is that there are too many people, especially people of low quality.

  13. how much is that in Libraries of Congress ? by gDLL · · Score: 1

    i won't understand how much unless you tell me in Libraries of Congress !

  14. I have a question.... by bobbied · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm asking a serious question here, help me understand how this is possible...

    The melting is at the BOTTOM of the glacier, where the effects of climate change are at the absolute lowest, being isolated from the air above by many feet of ice, snow and other stuff. Plus, the ice that's now melted was frozen and buried centuries ago. Plus, this is now a void, so one presumes that the conductive water flowing between the rocks below and the ice above is gone.

    How is this due to global warming?

    Seems to me that this void would be from the earth below is warmer at this spot than in others... But that's geothermal changes, not climate change. Is that wrong? If so, how do we know what caused this?

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    1. Re:I have a question.... by Opportunist · · Score: 3

      Possibly 'cause the water underneath is warmer than it should be. Water is a way better thermal conductor than air.

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    2. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lower part of the glacier is *below sea level*. It is being melted by an influx of warmer sea water.

    3. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, the melting is caused by an increase in hydrothermal heating. The West Antarctic Rift System, 138 volcanoes known to date, is located right below it.

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6014989/
      (Pine Island glacier is right beside Thwaites, see map in article)

      This is known since 2014:

      https://oceanleadership.org/major-west-antarctic-glacier-melting-geothermal-sources/

    4. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Concern troll from a known denialist

      Don't feed the troll.

    5. Re:I have a question.... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      fresh water floats on top of salt water. Salt water has a lower freezing point. Warmer water can flow underneath. This part of the glacier is over water, not land.

    6. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warmer sea-water at the edges of the glacier (presumably at the edges of the void) would cause the void to increase in size. Also, melt-water underneath the glacier (caused by friction between the now faster-moving glacier and the underlying earth). But it's going to be hard to get thoughtful answers because the deniers are so vocal and not very thoughtful).

    7. Re:I have a question.... by asylumx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be clear, neither the summary nor the article made any claims about global warming or global climate change (whichever you like to call it). Simply observation that a large portion of ice internal to this glacier is gone (assumed to have melted) and this raises a risk that the glacier will collapse into the ocean which, based on calculations, could raise sea levels very quickly by up to 2 ft. If that is the case, *why* it is gone is probably not the most important question, rather how do we protect in the event that the glacier collapses is where we should focus our attention.

    8. Re:I have a question.... by sbrown123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why didn't it melt across the expanse instead of just the center? This seems more like geothermal heat, as it is more directed. Climate change heating would have produced channels instead as it would follow currents which would expand across the entire glacier, not just the center.

    9. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that the melting happened at the place where the void is located; it seems fairly obvious even to me that that's not necessarily or even likely the case, and I'm no glaciologist. The void is likely a result of a net outflow of ice from the glacier over time, i.e. more ice flowing out than is replacing it at source. So it's not the case that the melting happens where the void is; the melting affects the inflow and outflow of ice to the glacier, and the void is a result of the mechanics of the reduced flow.

    10. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to that likely depends on careful modelling of what's going on. The answer to that may very well depend on the undersea topography and it's effects on sea currents.

    11. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/12/scientists-discover-91-volcanos-antarctica

    12. Re:I have a question.... by gtall · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right. The researchers who have spent years studying this would NEVER think of that.

    13. Re:I have a question.... by gtall · · Score: 1

      "where we should focus our attention" I would start by resolving never to buy property in Florida.

    14. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water follows the laws of physics.

      As anyone who has had a sink overflow in an upstairs bathroom can attest, things like gravity and surface tension can result in the water finding it's way into a downstairs room that isn't directly underneath the source of the water.

      As to the melt area expanding, the melting ice cools the warmer water so it inevitably melts less and less.

    15. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you are not implying melting from geothermal, if this hole is even real (and probably just another case of those tricksy scientists just trying to get more grant money) will have no impact on the earth changes in addition to those changes caused by the climate change we know is happening (the debate is now if puny little humans can actually have an impact on the awesome works of God). Maybe the survivors will be able to figure it out or there progeny in a few thousand years. Enjoy the ride!

    16. Re:I have a question.... by q_e_t · · Score: 2

      For the same reason that lakes form. When the channels get to a point where they don't flow due to the topology under the glacier then lakes form and can then eat into a glacier.

    17. Re:I have a question.... by q_e_t · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed, it is known about, and contributes about 1% additional warming. It makes very little difference overall.

    18. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Difference to what? From the paper:

      "The adjacent Thwaites glacier, which drains to the Amundsen Sea, shows strong radar returns that indicate subglacial meltwater, suggesting volcanism and high localized heat flux"

      The observed 3He excesses also indicate a geothermal source, likely in the range of icelands Grimsvötn volcano and clearly larger than your suggested 1%.

    19. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right. The researchers who have spent years getting AGW funding this would NEVER admit that.

      FTFY

    20. Re:I have a question.... by Holi · · Score: 2

      These tend to be caused by flowing melt water. underneath the glacier, Eventually they create dark spots on the glacier allowing them to collect and trap more heat which in turn worsens the problem.

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    21. Re:I have a question.... by PPH · · Score: 2

      The void is likely a result of a net outflow of ice from the glacier over time

      That tends not to carve out voids at the bottom of glaciers. When the terminal end of the glacier moves away, upper portions fracture straight through under tension, creating crevasses. One thing that does erode glaciers from the bottom is melt water. Either dropping to the base of a glacier through crevasses from the surface or due to volcanism underneath the glacier. Melt water is quite evident, so lacking that evidence, it really looks like volcanism.

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    22. Re:I have a question.... by PPH · · Score: 2

      This part of the glacier is over water

      Then it's an ice shelf, not a glacier. Terminology is important in science. Not so much in propaganda.

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    23. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure there's much you can do against a megatsunami other than try to be on the other side of the world when it hits!

    24. Re:I have a question.... by thrich81 · · Score: 1

      You've got it. I've worked in the subject field and I've been to Thwaites Glacier. I don't even get into these discussions any more. If asked my opinion, I just say, "I wouldn't buy any land in Florida that I'd intend to pass down to my grandkids."

    25. Re:I have a question.... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It's still part of the glacier. It's an NBC news headline - what do you expect? The body of the article does use the term ice shelf specifically, but a glacier is still a glacier until it is an iceberg. A thing can have two names, even if one is less specific than the other.

    26. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference to what? From the paper: "The adjacent Thwaites glacier, which drains to the Amundsen Sea, shows strong radar returns that indicate subglacial meltwater, suggesting volcanism and high localized heat flux" The observed 3He excesses also indicate a geothermal source, likely in the range of icelands GrimsvÃtn volcano and clearly larger than your suggested 1%.

      These volcanoes have been around for thousands of years, they are not causing recent change just because people recently discovered them. They melt very little ice. It is hard for people to get a scale on how much ice there really is.

    27. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Concern troll is concerned!

    28. Re: I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part is propaganda please?

      A president screaming "build the wall, make the bad hombres pay for it" isn't propaganda, but somehow using two terms to describe one thing is somehow propaganda? Fuck off. No one believes you fags anymore.

    29. Re:I have a question.... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you are beyond help since you showed up on /. ...

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    30. Re:I have a question.... by zmooc · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA but my assumption on this was that climate change warmed up the ice a bit, but not enough for it to reach the melting point. However, it has made it warm enough for geothermal energy to warm up the underside beyond the melting point. Geothermal energy always warms up the underside of glaciers, obviously, but whether that causes melting depends on the temperature of the glacier (and it's capacity to transfer heat to the atmosphere and beyond, but that capacity probably that has not changed).

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    31. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier

      Glaciers form only on land

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_shelf

      An ice shelf is a thick suspended platform of ice that forms where a glacier or ice sheet flows down to a coastline and onto the ocean surface.

    32. Re: I have a question.... by PPH · · Score: 1

      What part is propaganda please?

      Using the wrong terminology. Glaciers melting raise sea level. Ice shelves melting don't cause it to rise. Uncorrected, this news story could trigger greenies for years to come.

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    33. Re:I have a question.... by PPH · · Score: 1

      It's an NBC news headline - what do you expect?

      I expect that the usual consumers of NBC tripe won't understand or care about the difference. But Slashdot, being a news source for nerds and other technically aware people, will.

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    34. Re:I have a question.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's actually a pretty good question, that's indeed interesting. If the facts point to hollowing, we have to find out why.

      Though I'm fairly sure that people who study this kind of things for pretty much all their lives have asked this question already, though it would be interesting to see if there's an answer.

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    35. Re:I have a question.... by sad_ · · Score: 1

      the ice is not only melting because of warmer surface temperatures, the jetstreams have also changed temperature increasing the temperature of the water at the pole.

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    36. Re:I have a question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >where the effects of climate change are at the absolute lowest, being isolated

      nope. it's systemic, not just the air is warming up. the warming of the oceans is a major concern as it's absorbing a lot of energy these days.

      >Seems to me that this void would be from the earth below is warmer at this spot than in others... But that's geothermal changes, not climate change. Is that wrong?

      yes. there is lots of reliable information regarding this available on the web. use common sense and search.

      thing to remember is that it's all tied together. the whole planet interacts, rain forests, deserts, oceans, mountains, reefs, atmosphere, everything. the main point is that more energy is being added to this system, and this acceleration started around the time of the industrial revolution. and it is getting stronger. much stronger in the last decade.

  15. You, sir, are full of it by EndlessNameless · · Score: 4, Informative

    You are willfully ignorant, and it is clear you never even read the article.

    In the article, they explain that the retreat of the glacier and the sinking of the surface are explained by the interior melting. The landscape is changing, and it stands to reason that something is causing these changes. Thanks to ground penetrating radar, we know what.

    If you believe the void within the glacier was there the entire time, then you have to explain why the glacier is only retreating now and why the surface has just started sinking. So, I guess I'll be waiting for your publication.

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    1. Re:You, sir, are full of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in an era where people decide what's true or not beforehand. They it becomes a matter of ignoring or "discrediting" what contradicts your truth, and only considering things that encourage it. Sounds like the person you're replying to has made up their mind.

    2. Re:You, sir, are full of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you believe the void within the glacier was there the entire time, then you have to explain why the glacier is only retreating now and why the surface has just started sinking

      Aliens. They are shifting the magnetic pole to terraform the planet to suit their invasion! We will be their food because some reason it is cheaper to travel light years to terraform a planet for food than just using a farm (NIMBY probably won a majority in the last election). Maybe they bought Monsanto seeds and scared of lawsuits?

      Either way we need to cover the earth in tin foil to protect the environment from AGW (Alien Global Warming not to be confused with puny human made global warming that requires butt plugs for cows to stop cow farts).

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    3. Re:You, sir, are full of it by bob4u2c · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wait, is this just another Volcano that has become active?

      https://www.sciencedaily.com

    4. Re:You, sir, are full of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly one thing is causing this change because my mind can only hold one variable at a time.

    5. Re:You, sir, are full of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about how a glacier forms, and ask yourself how the hell a void like that could possibly always have been there? Did goddamned Cthulhu set up falseworks 2/3 the size of Manhattan for the snow to sit on while the glacier formed, then removed them once the glacier was well established?

      Holy shit, this is the evidence of the existence of Cthulhu that the world has been waiting for! YOG SOTHOTH!!!

    6. Re:You, sir, are full of it by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Volcanos you halfwit.

      This is expected. They saw the isotopes in the runoff, now they know where another one is.

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    7. Re:You, sir, are full of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the heat is coming from geothermal -below- and working it way up not the other way around which it what would happen from warmer atmosphere as the Climate Cultists have suggested.

    8. Re:You, sir, are full of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, just hire Mr. Freeze to fill the void with his ice gun. (Why do I have to do all the hard thinking here?)

  16. Entrance to hollow earth by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Can't deny it any longer.

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  17. Re:Speculative PROPAGANDA! by OYAHHH · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hey hey hey, you do realize you're calling into question their religion.

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  18. So Exciting!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realize that a lot of people are concerned with the whole global warming thing but I'm excited for a bit of change in the world. There is a lot of cold unusable land that will become warm and usable when the temperature rises a bit. I'm sure this comment will get panned for being short sighted and everything, and I'm not saying that all results of global warming will be good, but it's obvious to me that people in general are averse to change and rarely see any good in it. I'm excited for it. I don't particularly care about the multi-million dollar properties that line the coasts along the oceans that will be lost to sea rise (and many of the other consequences). Those people can deal with it.

    1. Re:So Exciting!! by Headw1nd · · Score: 2

      The problem is there is a bunch of hot, arable land that will be rendered unusable. Because of the shape of the earth, humanity as a whole is likely to lose more territory than it gains, and that is without taking into account coastal flooding.

    2. Re:So Exciting!! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      So let's all move under the ozone hole in Antarctica.

    3. Re:So Exciting!! by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      It's best to understand this by looking at a globe rather than a Mercator projection, and take into account that even though Canada and Siberia are big, Africa is huge. And not everyone in Canada and Siberia will want people from places where crops don't grow moving there. Some parts of the USA may even be less hospitable for crops.

    4. Re:So Exciting!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not everyone in Canada and Siberia will want people from places where crops don't grow moving there.

      They can build a wall.

    5. Re:So Exciting!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, trust me. People from places where crops don't grow don't want to move to Canada or Siberia either.

    6. Re:So Exciting!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go for it. Nobody's going to stop you, but there will be much better places to move to if things warm up a bit. And I'm sure you know that. You can drag your feet or learn to embrace change (or die before it hits if your old enough).

    7. Re:So Exciting!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of the shape of the earth the arctic circle and jet stream will always be in exactly the same place. There will always be ice at the poles during geological timescales in the future, north of the jet stream will always be colder than south of it and the jet stream will always carry humid air from the oceans across the northern continents. The temperate zone will stay pretty much exactly where it is. Global warming is not distributed evenly and the poles warm more than the tropics and land masses warm faster than oceans. In human time scales tropical temperatures won't be much different and neither will tropical weather patterns. Comparatively, deforestation and poor land management cause much worse problems for desertification in tropical regions much faster than global warming. Those problems are man made but also easier to solve. Desert reclamation is proven technology in Israel and is being undertaken massively in China. We can reclaim the entire Sahara desert quite cheaply over the many decades in which global warming is projected to happen. China talks about it but everyone else is more interested in how to twist climate change into a scheme to setup wealth transfers from rich to poor countries and refuse to discuss mitigation and adaptation strategies despite the conclusion being reached that most of the warming is now inevitable. Look up the Great Green Wall project and the desert reclamation already underway in China. Rain follows the trees and tree planing is a pretty old technology.

    8. Re:So Exciting!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some parts of the USA may even be less hospitable for crops.

      That's a half-glass-empty way to look at it. Some parts of the USA may even be more hospitable for crops. Why are people so afraid of change?

  19. What??? Miami and NYC might be flooded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and become uninhabitable??? Sacre Bleu! There really are positive effects to "global warming"!

  20. If it turns out the glacier is hollow. by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1, Troll

    Then that is less water to fill the oceans that cause sea rise. win win!

    1. Re:If it turns out the glacier is hollow. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, problem is now the Stargate is accessible from off-world again.

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    2. Re:If it turns out the glacier is hollow. by gtall · · Score: 1

      Not a fan of numbers are you. The size of the hole is dwarfed by the size of the glacier. If what causes the hole also causes the glacier to slide into the ocean, then your win win looks silly.

    3. Re:If it turns out the glacier is hollow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd seems like the more likely cause than warmer air or ocean water.

  21. Re:Speculative PROPAGANDA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Um, they watched the void grow over the past three years. Most of the melting has occurred in that timespan. Find another sandpile to stick your head in.

  22. So does that mean what I think it means? by bob4u2c · · Score: 2

    Finally a place we can stick Manhattan! I kid, but no really let's do it!

    Now we just need a hole big enough for New Jersey (obvious jokes aside).

  23. All Full, No More Room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nope, Colorado is full. you idiots from SoCal came and parked in the fucking left lane of the interstate. That and you went to escape the cost of living down there, and brought your retarded politics to run up the cost of living here.

    1. Re:All Full, No More Room by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      So much this. Why won't California natives learn it's their bullshit 'there should be a law against that or tax the shit out of it' ideals that bring the high cost of living with them?

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    2. Re:All Full, No More Room by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      They've done this to PDX too. Nothing but left lane parkers now. Speed up or move over you dawdlers!

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    3. Re: All Full, No More Room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retards did it to Chattanooga too.

  24. Obvious question is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where are we going to put the rest of Manhattan?

    1. Re:Obvious question is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are obviously fishing for a 'your mom' answer.

  25. Re:Speculative PROPAGANDA! by kilfarsnar · · Score: 5, Informative

    "representing the loss of 14 billion tons of ice."

    So they KNOW for a fact that ice has always been there? Or are we just assuming it was there because we did not find this until now? There are a lot of assumptions going on here... and because of the "Cult of Global Warming" it is now impossible have have responsible discussion.

    Was the ice there before? Why is that information not being provided? Oh wait... I get it... just like people of faith are required to accept the existence of their Gods, the GW Cult expects all the deniers to take what they think on faith too!

    Science these days is starting to require more faith than many religions.

    This post is unintentionally hilarious. It is indeed impossible to have a responsible discussion, when one side of it doesn't even bother to know the facts. If you had read the article you would know that the researchers have been watching the area for years and have recorded an increase in the size of the void. How can you expect to be taken seriously when you can't be bothered to do some basic research?

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  26. I wish by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...if only it WOULD take 2/3 of Manhattan.
    Can we order up one about Washington DC sized?

    If this is the outcome of warming, I'm not going to really be upset?

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    1. Re:I wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand climate change. This requires immediate infrastructure spending.

      The hole is NOT AT Manhattan, so we must start the process of relocating Manhattan to this hole.

      The next hole will require another climate change spending bill to be passed, separately, to relocate Washington DC to that hole. Until then, DC will have to wait.

      Sorry, this is just the economic reality of these cities getting swallowed up. It takes time and money.

  27. IPCCdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did Slashdot rename themselves to the Rothschild entity IPCCdot? With all the "Dire warnings" you'd think the sky is falling over at IPCCdot.

    I hear they like hockey at IPCCdot

  28. Re:science = liberal agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But remember, there are an infinite number of genders.

  29. What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We live in an era where people decide what's true or not beforehand.

    I'm an old fart. I remember when the climate scientists were starting to give out warnings. They talked about crazy weather, more extremes and melting glaciers and ice caps and the environmental and economic problems associated with that.

    I think US conservatives do not understand how our economy is tied to the environment. The Chinese do. And their autocratic state allows for the leadership to override the ignorance of the populace - to a point. (No, I am not saying Chinese government is better than democracies. Just stating fact - for those of you who need this clarification.)

    If you want examples, just look at anything to do with water in the USA. Farmers, fishermen (toxic run-off from a coal miner affects fisheries and the fishing industry as does oil drillers. B2B Environmental Lawsuits.)

    The "Green Revolution" will create a technological revolution that will rival the Moon shots of the 60's or the Cold War weapons tech.

    Let's face it, fossil fuels is old technology. It's horribly inefficient, deadly, and costly.
    I want to upgrade to new tech: green tech.

    1. Re:What?! by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      I remember too. Their deadlines have come and gone. We were supposed to be totally fucked by now.

      Be skeptical. Also note: We made the right decision _not_ spending all our money on photovoltaics in the 1970s. They cost way too much back then.

      Every cost is an opportunity cost.

      Thank decades of investment in battery tech, driven by laptop and phone companies, for making electric cars possible.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:What?! by jbengt · · Score: 1

      We made the right decision _not_ spending all our money on photovoltaics in the 1970s. They cost way too much back then.

      that discounts the probability that the costs have gone down because we started spending money on them.

    3. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chinese do, eh? So that's why they've stopped using coal to heat buildings and homes in all the cities, shut down all of the coal plants to build only renewable and nuclear, and shut down all of their factories which produce needless environmental waste? They've stopped all of the intrusive mining? They've quit offloading the waste into the environment? Yes, they DO know their economy is tied to the environment. They've been willing to undercut the rest of the world for manufacturing and things like rare earths at the expense of their environment. I know you were attempting to accuse the west and use China as a shining example but you've failed.
       
      China sold their environmental wellbeing in order to undercut the rest, and sadly the west was more than happy to accept their discounted materials to enable it.

    4. Re:What?! by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      that discounts the probability that the costs have gone down because we started spending money on them.

      Then please explain the price of the latest iPhone?

    5. Re:What?! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Ah a technocrat on Slashdot. How original. It doesn't matter if it is good or not, as long as it is "new tech".

    6. Re:What?! by jezwel · · Score: 1

      that discounts the probability that the costs have gone down because we started spending money on them.

      Then please explain the price of the latest iPhone?

      Demand driven pricing and corporate greed? It has little to do with the cost of manufacture in that segment.

      The implication that in spending money developing PV the cost has reduced. Doing that spend back in the 70s vs doing it in the 2000-10s? There's no way to measure the potential difference in end user costs that I know of.
      For all we know, doing more R&D in the 70s could have had us running 90+% renewables world-wide by now, and people would be complaining that climate change was just a figment of the imagination. Perhaps less wars that have oil supplies at the core of the matter?

    7. Re: What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chinese industry is far more environmentally destructive than US industry. Also, China is a huge contributor to CO2. So, tell us all again how that central authority is working to protect the environment?

    8. Re:What?! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Sure, R&D was funded. There was always a market for photovoltaics in places power cords were uneconomical. Like spacecraft and later emergency phones on the side of rural freeways.

      Doesn't change the fact that spending money on uneconomical power (e.g. putting PVs on your roof in 1980) is a waste of resources. Good thing almost nobody did. Yeah smart people.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    9. Re:What?! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You are just assuming the answer you want.

      'For all we know'...no. We know the key technologies involved.

      We _were_ spending money on PVs in the 70s. Throwing masses of money at a problem doesn't improve the number of qualified researchers. Look at what all the funding for AIDs did, it slowed cancer research. You cannot schedule breakthroughs. Going industrial when you should stay in the lab is a sure path to bankruptcy.

      All costs are opportunity costs. What research would you have had them not do in order to chase PVs?

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    10. Re:What?! by jezwel · · Score: 1

      You are just assuming the answer you want.

      Incorrect, I implied a correlation between spending money on R&D and reducing costs for production. I left it at 'imply', as that's what was discussed a few posts above.

      'For all we know'...no. We know the key technologies involved.

      We _were_ spending money on PVs in the 70s. Throwing masses of money at a problem doesn't improve the number of qualified researchers.

      Say what? Throw money at something and you'll get more people studying it to get a piece of that gravy train.
      As an obvious example have a look at government grants.

      Look at what all the funding for AIDs did, it slowed cancer research.

      Wait, so throwing money at one topic dragged researchers from other areas? That's the correlation I get from your statement.

      I thought you just said throwing money at a problem doesn't improve the number of researchers, yet here you are implying the exact opposite.

      You cannot schedule breakthroughs. Going industrial when you should stay in the lab is a sure path to bankruptcy.

      Agreed.

      All costs are opportunity costs. What research would you have had them not do in order to chase PVs?

      That's a bit of a strawman - limited dollars for R&D will always mean prioritisation based on some criteria. Since we're being ridiculous, maybe "they" in the 70s could have dropped R&D on fracking & shale oil extraction, or supporting military coups in Latin America and the ME?

  30. "A Hole Opens Up" by flargleblarg · · Score: 1

    This news is very serious and very bad, but I spit my coffee when I saw the first four words, which I of course misread as:

    A-Hole Opens Up

  31. when will they be moving there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And could we get San Francisco to go as well? Or do we need to wait for a second hole to open up?

  32. Volcanic erosion of ice floes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, who woulda thunk it? An icy location, 140 volcanoes, and melting ice? But hey, let's blame it on (what's the term this week?) climate change!

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/12/scientists-discover-91-volcanos-antarctica

    1. Re: Volcanic erosion of ice floes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't once mention the worlds climate change or ice age, or any of the things you deniers cling to. And you still strawman the shit out of them because you can't find any solid evidence that backs up what you say.

  33. Ice penetrating radar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like microwaving an icesculpture and wondering why the center falls out of it first...

    (This was a joke. I'm sure a math wiz can tell us the required microwave energy and frequency required to penetrate that deep, if possible, and melt that quantity of ice. Definitely well above what a squadron of purpose built glacier melting airplanes could do even if running 24/7/365/100 years...

    1. Re:Ice penetrating radar. by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      Google melting ice in a microwave. The experiments show that the ice doesn't actually melt that fast, if at all. The reason all of them point to is that the microwave causes the water molecules to vibrate which then causes friction that heats up the material. But ice is a solid so the molecules don't vibrate. The melting you do see is most likely due to being exposed to the open air and picking up residual heat from the environment.

      Not at all what I expected, but it makes sense if you think about it. Either way I'm going to test it myself tonight when I get home.

  34. Of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it's melting, they keep shooting it with radar.

  35. Please tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me they found it because of a heat bloom, and there seems to be a pyramid down there...

  36. Re:Unfathonable number - Thickness? by Cycloid+Torus · · Score: 2

    So I ran some numbers...void is approximately 14 square kilometers (which is pretty big for us humans). Spread over the 362 million square kilometers of ocean, it works out to about the thickness of a human hair. Go figure.

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  37. Two Thirds of Manhattan?! by sexconker · · Score: 1

    The hole is big enough to contain two thirds of Manhattan?! EVERYONE has to admit this is pretty fucking bad.
    The hole needs to be at least 50% larger!

  38. Volcanos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are 150 live volcanos under the Antarctic and quite a few under the arctic. Is CO2 making those volcanos erupt and melt this ice? NO!

  39. Martin Luther by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever notice a "denier" makes a simple common sense statement, and then the AGW "priests" come along and have to post multi paragraph explanations that they hope no one researches to find out they are total BS.

    This used to happen in the middle ages with the Catholic church. People asked simple questions, the church referenced their holy books written in Latin/Greek/etc that no one else could read to give them then answer that would give the church more power/money. Then Martin Luther came along and translated it into the common languages of the time and the game was up. The Catholic church was found to be as corrupt as possible taking money in order to forgive sins (CO2 offsets anyone?).

    The similarities are so striking its amazing. Sad thing is people like hey! are too stupid to realized that they are going to make themselves poor while Al Gore makes billions off of them. He thinks he will be part of the power/money, but he will be one of the serfs like he wants to make everyone else.

    1. Re:Martin Luther by hey! · · Score: 1

      Ever notice a "denier" makes a simple common sense statement, and then the AGW "priests" come along...

      No. But I have noticed that denialists like to change the subject when confronted with facts.

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    2. Re:Martin Luther by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn atheists have no idea how many angels can dance on the head of a pin!

    3. Re:Martin Luther by hey! · · Score: 1

      That question, by the way, is actually a modern invention. There is no evidence it was ever debated by the Scholastics.

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  40. Mamma MIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    14 billion tons x 2000 lb/ton x 453 gram/lb x 333 J/g = 4.22 x 10e18 joules now just imagined if we did something useful with that!

    1. Re:Mamma MIA! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Wait, you mean mining all those bitcoins wasn't useful?

    2. Re:Mamma MIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitcoin is staging a massive recovery now you mention it.

    3. Re:Mamma MIA! by OutOnARock · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin is staging a massive recovery now you mention it.

      no its not you idiot

    4. Re:Mamma MIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting the 333 J/g? Just melting 0 degree celcius ice to water takes 419 J/g, and you need 4.186 joules for every degree you raised each gram of ice to get to 0 in the first place.

  41. Just wondering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many elephants is 2/3 of manhattan?

  42. Re:What??? Miami and NYC might be flooded by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    But, there is already to much man-made trash in the oceans.

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  43. Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!"
    - Upton Sinclair

  44. Re:Speculative PROPAGANDA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An increase in the size of the void? By how much? Was it always there and has only increased by 0.01% (still a sizable amount) in the last 10 years? Or it's doubled in size in the last few years (sell the beach house!).

    Yes, the size of the increase is important. The current size of the void is meaningless without knowing the rate of change.

    You can't just rely on basic research without asking questions.

  45. Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean to tell me civilizations and homes built on the waterfront are at risk of being flooded or wiped away?

    Wow who knew that could happen!?!?

  46. Can you imagine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine standing on the surface of the ice when it gave way? That would be one hell of a sight and a crazy ride down to the bottom.

  47. That's a big A Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we call it Uranus? Or, Donald Trump?

  48. WEST Antarctica?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cavity under Thwaites Glacier in WEST Antarctica

    I assume there's a well defined protocol for defining N/S/E/W near the South Pole, but "West Antarctica" sounds a bit confusing. The wandering magnetic south pole makes it even more so.

  49. How big a deal is it then? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I get that this is an important find but I have trouble believing the hype that this means that we are about to have a 2m rise in sea level - at the very least there seem to be some additional assumptions being made before that conclusion is reached. Indeed, if climate models can be so significantly affected by one unexpected find under one glacier then doesn't this suggest that the models have significant uncertainties? This is the real problem I have with the climate change discussion. One side of the media is trying to portray it as the end of the world while the other camp is trying to present it as nothing to worry about at all.

    The reality is clearly somewhere but as a scientist, but not a climate scientist, I find it almost impossible to filter out the true signal from the wild exaggerations on either side so I can figure out exactly how much we should be worrying. This concerns me because if someone ever does come up with a real "apocalyptic" indicator (or a "it's not so bad" indicator) I doubt many will believe it.

    1. Re:How big a deal is it then? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Best to skip the media and go straight to the published paper.

    2. Re:How big a deal is it then? by hey! · · Score: 1

      This by itself does not mean we'll have a 2m sea level rise. Predicting sea level rise depends on predicting our future behavior. There's a big difference between RCP 2.6 (we do everything possible to reduce greenhouse emissions) and RCP 8.5 (we do nothing).

      It is my understanding that the middle-of-the road projections assume that the Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets will remain mostly stable, and that most of the sea level projection is due to thermal expansion. This individual finding does not *necessarily* mean that that assumption is bad.

      Like most scientfiic findings, it raises more questions than it answers. It means we need to take a closer look at other major ice bodies. If it's just this one that looks more unstable than we expected, then current middle-of-the-road projections of ice response to warming are still good. If we look and find this sort of thing happening all over the place, then we have to assume substantially higher sea level rise under the less optimistic scenarios like RCP 8.5.

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  50. Re:Speculative PROPAGANDA! by religionofpeas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe you'll find answers in the paper. Did you try reading it ?

  51. Not Believing by Captain+Ramage · · Score: 1

    Until someone actually puts 2/3rds of Manhattan in that hole, I refuse to believe it.

  52. 1000 foot deep cavity. by Snufu · · Score: 1

    This is what happens if you don't brush your glacier.

  53. Alarm Alarm Alarm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We will all be under water by 2013!!!

  54. Re:Speculative PROPAGANDA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where the hell did you get any of that from the article?? It doesn't say how long they have researched it, but it does say how "conveniently" the International Thwaites Glacier Collaboration just so happens to be "gearing up" to research that region. Gee, think that might increase their funding at all? How can people read this bullshit and still cling to the "IT'S REAL!!" mantra?

  55. Re: Speculative PROPAGANDA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using a constellation of satellites, we detect the evolution of ice velocity, ice thinning, and grounding line retreat of Thwaites Glacier from 1992 to 2017.

    Literally in the first paragraph labeled "abstract"

  56. Therapist's couch would have been fine... by jvanber · · Score: 1

    but wherever the a-hole is comfortable, I guess.

  57. Big enough to fit two-thirds of Manhattan by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    If it is a hole big enough to fit two-thirds of Manhattan, it raises the obvious question. Where should we put the other third?

  58. Room for Trotsky-slut warmists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A big whole I grant you, and no-doubt filled with hot air. But matters arising ... is it big enough to fit all the Trotsky-slut Rawlsian warmists spewing their tripe over the pages of /. ?! Bust a face Bosco. That's one big feckin-A crap-laden hole in the fabric of reality!

  59. Green Sahara by ghoul · · Score: 1

    A hotter world is a wetter world. Already data shows since the 1970s as the world has got warmer rain in the Shara has increased and the edges are now scrubland instead of pure desert. Also famines in Africa have gone down since the 1980s as a hotter world is leading to more rain in Africa.
    Global Warming may suck for Britain and Northern Europe as the Guf Stream will switch off and these places will be frozen wastelands but there are areas like Canada, Siberia which will be warmer and areas like Tibet, Sahara, Australia which will be wetter hence increasing the amount of arable land.
    We can adapt to Global Warming as long as we are willing to have immigration.
    Anti Global Warming folks are basically from countries which have a good climate today and dont want to share their prosperity or from countries who will have warmer climates but dont want browner people to come over there.

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  60. 1/3 more to go by drwho · · Score: 1

    Yes please hurry up Manhattan is in the middle of some very expensive real estate.

  61. Geen New Deal by sycodon · · Score: 0
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  62. Net gains for Antartic ice sheet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2015/10/31/NASA-study-Net-gains-for-Antarctic-ice-sheets/9711446321864/

    Inconvenient for the global warming religion, but from a respected source. Some ice melts, other forms. Net change has been more ice.

  63. Re: Speculative PROPAGANDA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you lie

  64. There's a massive undersea volcano in Antarctica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know why the Glacial Ice is melting in Antarctica ? It's not due to global warming. There's an active undersea volcano in Antarctica.

  65. City-sized cavern discovered in the Antarctic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great. Please inform these scientists, whoever they are, that if they should happen to discover an enormous humanoid creature in the area, they are not, under any circumstances, to poke said creature with a pointy stick to find out what will happen.

  66. 9/10tgs of icebergs are underwater. so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put the last third of Manhattan into Howard Stern's gaping kike a$$.

  67. Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, there has been a "new scientific discovery indicates glaciers are metling wait for it... FASTER THAN ANYONE HAD REALIZED!!!!" every 6 months since like 1999. Manhattan was supposed to be under water 6 years ago as a result. Didn't happen. Keep holding your breath though. If you believe the threat is imminent, you'll swallow anything the environmentalist saviors want to sell you. Even if it's population reduction by a couple orders of magnitude. You know, just so long and it's not them or their kids getting caught up in the culling. Don't know why they don't walk the walk and kill themselves to save the planet.

  68. Re:Unfathonable number - Thickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ??? How are you getting thickness from 2 dimensional units?

  69. Re:What??? Miami and NYC might be flooded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Miami and NYC will not become uninhabitable. They will simply move to where YOU live.

  70. It's sad by ennis99 · · Score: 1

    It's sad to see that global warming is causing more and more damage ____________________________________________________ https://downloader.vip/torrent... https://downloader.vip/vpn/ https://tutuappx.com/