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  1. Re:Solar vehicles... what they really are on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1

    and can heat certain sensitive body parts to 100 degrees.

    Ain't that the truth, sheesh!!

  2. ...Ashcroft confirms *BSD is dying <-- WRONG!!! on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1
    Further: HP/UX rulez

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!



    Rosie O'Donnel is a fat piece of ham...
  3. Re:fp; Re:The first rule of /. on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1

    Die now, bitch.

  4. Wow! <-- WRONG!! on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1

    You obviously haven't been here long...

  5. The first rule of /. on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1

    Don't talk about Tyler Durdan...

  6. Windows XP Crack Anywhere? -- FUCKING HIPPIE!! on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1

    Buy it, you piece of shit!! Bill Gates is starving and needs your $100! Who are you to take food out of his mouth?

    WONRG!!!! NOT FP :-( (Score:-1)
    by Big_Ass_Spork on Saturday November 17, @11:12PM (#2580136)


    -- INSERT KNIGHT RIDER THEME HERE --

  7. Interesting. <-- WRONG on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1

    ...whatever...

  8. WONRG!!!! NOT FP :-( on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1
    elenor.net

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  9. Re:hmm does this mean on First Looks at Linux DA PDA · · Score: -1

    or that you could reflash Palm OS on their hardware: Palm IIIxe compatible hardware...

  10. lame this!! <-- RIGHT!! on First Looks at Linux DA PDA · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  11. i like toast -- WRONG!! on First Looks at Linux DA PDA · · Score: -1

    There is no such thing as Solaris 2.8, and 2.7 only exists in some places. I assume you meant 7 and 8

    You're just going to have to imagine me dressed up as Moon Unit Zappa circa 1985 as I intone from on high here:

    Whatever.

    Sun's breaking of a perfectly functional numbering convention for the sake of their marketeers is, well, their own lookout. Every other reader knew exactly what I was talking about, and only you were dumb and/or desperate enough to think that you could score some sort of lame debating point by pointing it out.

    bash was only introduce into Solaris as of Solaris 8

    Hm, I'm pretty sure I recall it showing up in one of the MU packs for 7, but I could be wrong on that count -- I was mercifully spared the experience of 7 for the most part.

    /bin is actually a symlink to /usr/bin, so technically it doesn't put it under /bin

    From Moon Zappa straight to William Shatner: GET. A. LIFE.

  12. YOU ARE STONED <-- WRONG!!!! on A Real Bourne Shell for Linux? · · Score: -1

    There is no such thing as Solaris 2.8, and 2.7 only exists in some places. I assume you meant 7 and 8

    You're just going to have to imagine me dressed up as Moon Unit Zappa circa 1985 as I intone from on high here:

    Whatever.

    Sun's breaking of a perfectly functional numbering convention for the sake of their marketeers is, well, their own lookout. Every other reader knew exactly what I was talking about, and only you were dumb and/or desperate enough to think that you could score some sort of lame debating point by pointing it out.

    bash was only introduce into Solaris as of Solaris 8

    Hm, I'm pretty sure I recall it showing up in one of the MU packs for 7, but I could be wrong on that count -- I was mercifully spared the experience of 7 for the most part.

    /bin is actually a symlink to /usr/bin, so technically it doesn't put it under /bin

    From Moon Zappa straight to William Shatner: GET. A. LIFE.


    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  13. Why Use Google? != WRONG!!! on A Real Bourne Shell for Linux? · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  14. Easy. <-- WRONG!!!! on A Real Bourne Shell for Linux? · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  15. (C) Copyright 2001 - Anonymous Coward -- WRONG!! on A Real Bourne Shell for Linux? · · Score: -1
    AC BITCH!!

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  16. harry potter sex on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1

    All the witches fucking each other with broomsticks... Sorta like a prison movie ;)

  17. hot grits -- WRONG!! on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1

    Speed Up Cowboy!

    Finkdot requires you to hit 'reply' rapidly after submitting a comment.

    It's only been 13 seconds since you hit 'reply'!

    My friend had a roomate last year that looked like harry potter. we called him harry potter

    Last year at band camp I stuck my flute in my pussy...

  18. Fear and WRONGing in Vegas to Harry Potter... on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Ricci. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  19. Jon Katz -- hahahaha WRONG!! on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  20. hot grits -- WRONG!! on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  21. Re:w00t on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1

    I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the seen as a whole was brilliant.

    Come on, Taco, read what you post before you do it. Shit like this is just embarassing!!

  22. my story ... -- WRONG!! on Interactive Fiction Competition 2001 Results · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!

  23. How linux is still an inferior desktop OS -- WONRG on Interactive Fiction Competition 2001 Results · · Score: -1

    Reply.

    This is not the discussion you are looking for.

  24. First down-moderation! WRONG!! on Interactive Fiction Competition 2001 Results · · Score: -1

    Fuck off and die AC, we where all first to be modded down. With the negative karma that causes, we can now post at -1, safe from a IP ban.

    Wise up and login.

  25. I DO IT WRONG on Interactive Fiction Competition 2001 Results · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong

    Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.

    Massaging my nutsack she....

    WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

    Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]

    "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

    I DO IT WRONG!!!!



    2 more TrollMUD points for me...