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Review: Harry Potter

It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film. Even if you avoid TV, the whole web has been bursting with bits, ranging from eBay to CNN.com. The AOL Time Warner conglomerate demands that you watch this movie. And you know what? So do I. Just watch out for all the strange people at the theater wearing cloaks and pointy hats. I thought Star Wars had freaky fans.

I'm a latecomer to the Harry Potter phenomenon. A few friends recommended the books to me, but it wasn't until the local town of Zeeland, Michigan decided to push to have the book banned from school libraries and local book stores that I decided I had to read it. I read the first book and was just amazed. Here was a story that was fun, easy to read, had involving characters and a simply wonderful imagination. Quite simply, "The Hype" was warranted. In this era of the Internet, and playstations and old fashioned TV, this was just the book to get kids reading again. Hell, this was just the book to get me reading again. My schedule doesn't give me much free time to enjoy a book, but I made time, and read the first 3 Harry Potter books on my next 3 flights (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;) I don't read much. But I'm glad I read these books. They were great.

Of course by this time, the movie was already under construction so I kept a stray eyeball on it to see what would come of it. I wept when I heard Chris Columbus was directing (Home Alone? Mrs. Doubtfire? Stab me please). Why not Terry Gilliam? I thought he would have been perfect, except that I have no clue if the man could direct swarms of kids. Columbus could. And I'm glad to say that he did.

I won't belabor the plot. You know already unless you live in a coffin that Harry Potter is the witch hero brought from the world of Muggles to his true destiny at Hogwarts, a traditional English boarding school ... for witches. He meets up with a variety of friends including the giant Hagrid, the little-miss-perfect Hermione, the Headmaster Dumbledore, his best friend Ron. He also meets some bad guys, Professor Snape (played by Alan Rickman, who I always dig), Draco Malfoy. If you've read the book, you know the characters. If you haven't, you either don't care, or haven't been paying attention to every AOL Time Warner media outlet which has been relentless hyping the film for weeks.

The story is simply epic. Orphan Boy learns of true powers. Boy goes to train to master his powers. Boy fights monsters, comes face to face with true evil, and defeats it. Think Star Wars, but with broom sports instead of x-wing battles.

The kids are dead on. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost exactly what I'd expect. They are convincing actors and do an excellent job. And they actually act. Not like Phantom Menace where Jake Lloyd brings every scene featuring his dialog to a crashing halt with his wooden delivery, or The 6th Sense's Haley Joel Osment who just has to make that look at the camera half the time and this is somehow interpreted as being a great child actor. The grownups are good too. Robbie Coltrane's Hagrid is really excellent. Likewise the Dursley's are spot on. I would have liked to get a bit more of the teachers. Especially Dumbledore and Snape, but this is the story of the kids, not the grown-ups.

Since this is a special FX blockbuster kind of movie, I'll go into it a bit. The look of the whole movie is dazzling. The casting is right on the money. The architecture is skewed and bent, just like it should be. Hogwarts itself is dark, but the grounds are beautiful and colorful. Everybody visualizes books differently, but I gotta say they did a fine job creating a convincing world for our magical trio to get into mischief.

Many of the effects are subtle and seemlessly integrated. Keep an eye on the paintings and watch them move in the background. Where the effects really collapse is the people during action sequences. The troll battle. Kids falling off brooms. They cut back and forth between real kids and CGI kids. And the CG kids just don't cut it. They just look wooden and their skin has no flesh texture to it. Most of the shots are short, but at least for me they really pulled me out of the fun. Especially during the Quiditch match. I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the seen as a whole was brilliant. But every couple shots it would be so obvious that the child on the broom was animated that I kept having the illusion spoiled. I kept thinking I was watching a Playstation 2 cut sequence instead of a feature film.

What got sacrificed from the book to make this a 2:30 movie? Well not much. The biggest thing is the details in classes. The books love to have little anecdotal stories in classes that often tie together at the end. A spell. Some child doing something that seems irrelevant, but later matters. But the kids are almost never shown in class. But thats ok. Things also seemed a little more slapsticky, but I guess Mr Home Alone couldn't pass up on that. And I'll forgive him. This is a kids movie. A few sub plots are axed. Many plots are narrowed down (notably the dragon sub plot which is reduced to one short scene)

In short, this the best for-all-ages movie I've seen since perhaps Toy Story 2. And I'll be there opening night for The Chamber of Secrets too.

546 comments

  1. New Pr0n title by epodrevol · · Score: 1, Funny
    Harry Porker and the sorcerers Bone


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    Starring Ron Jeremy!

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    1. Re:New Pr0n title by chips · · Score: 1

      You should really give credit to the Conan O'Brian show for that one. That wasn't even the best Harry Potter joke on the show either. I liked the one where they had the unusually long and repetative dialogue between Harry and the teacher.

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    2. Re:New Pr0n title by epodrevol · · Score: 0

      i cant stay up that late, and i didnt know conan could make jokes without Andy.

      If I saw it I wouldve given credit.

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  2. Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have come to the conclusion that Commander Taco is a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of one high-ranking mexican cuisine.

    1. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by 91degrees · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I heard a rumour somewhere that he wasn't even a genuine commander. The deceptions here are terrible.

    2. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He is not a man.

      If denying one's imagination and losing the ability to go along with a fantasy somehow means becoming man, then I can proudly say that I've never become a one.

      If serving in the military means that I'm glad I refused to serve my country's military (and spent time in jail for that). My friends who served in the military keep spouting that stupid "military makes men out of boys" crap all the time. Glad to see that at least the brainwashing section in the military is working.

    3. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by GdoL · · Score: 1

      Harry Potter are for a man who really are a man. A man, or woman, that really enjoys to dream of impossible thinks and fight for them. For a person o thrives on the impossible, on the amazing of the little things of the world around us. Of make a piece of paper with little ink spots a unique world.

      If that makes me a child, I'm glad to be one.

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    4. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Ah, you may titter, you may titter, but CmdrTaco's no freak outlier for liking HP at his age. I hadn't realised till today just how popular HP is with adults. My unscientific observations: I'm a 22-year old male, and at the packed 8pm screening here last night about 90% of the cinemagoers were 14 or over (some even over 60), and although HP is particularly popular with girls and women, there were plenty of males, although maybe not a majority. I saw similar proportions standing outside in the queue at the 5pm screening today. Obviously the kids will tend to go to earlier screenings, but still...

    5. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by mummers · · Score: 1

      Somehow I still can't quite bring myself to actually walk into a bookstore and buy one of these book. I always thought buying Discworld novels got me enough sideways glances (and hey, that's a lot of glances over the years), but I think I'd be looking sideways at myself if a passed a mirror after buying an HP book

      Perhaps it's just that quiet British reserve that prevents me, or maybe I just can't be bothered to find out for myself (sad, pathetic, oh-so-timid victim of self-image).

      And I won't watch the film either. Really. No, honestly.

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    6. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      your .sig makes ABSOLUTELY no sense - what point were you attempting to make with it again?

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    7. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by mummers · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should have made clear that this was a direct quotation of the most highly esteemed ex Vice president in United States history - Dan Quayle.

      You are absolutely correct however, it makes no sense whatsoever :-)

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    8. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is really not very insulting, he just left out a 'have'.
      This is Dan Quayle, i'm sure you could have found something far worse attributed to him.

    9. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by bryanbrunton · · Score: 1

      >> I have come to the conclusion that Commander Taco is a 12 year old boy

      The rest of us came to this conclusion long ago. I have up on him when he gave a good review to The Phantom Menace.

      Perhaps CmdrTaco's movie critic skills are improving because he faults Jake Loyd above for his acting in The Phantom Menace, while he said almost exactly the opposite in his original favorable review of TPM (which you can find in the Slashdot archives).

      If shit sandwiches somehow became "all the rage", CmdrTaco would be eating three to four a day.

    10. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      think about that for a second...

      all these kids need some kind of adult supervision. i doubt most of the adults, bringing their kids to see the movie, have actually read the books. they're just there so their kid can see the movie, not because they want to.

      kiddie movies get skewed, raw results when you look at the audience. people look and see 50% of the audience are adults and go, "look! a movie for all ages!"

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    11. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Morrig · · Score: 1

      No, i think the point of noticing this particularly stupid Quayle line is that the actual saying going something like this: "Give a man a fish, and he'll have food for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll have food his entire lifetime."

    12. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Morrig · · Score: 1

      People give you funny looks for buying Discworld? Poor fools, they don't know what they're missing. So you can't bring yourself to buy the HP's in a bookstore. Buy it online. ;) Seriously, tho, they're worth the momentary self-image damage if you're one of those who takes himself that seriously. And *plenty* of adults read these things- fr'instance, the group i went with yesterday to see the movie was a batch of 11 20-somethings, 9 of whom are currently working on literature PhDs. If the denizens of the cutthroat world of academia can do it, anyone can!

    13. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by fors · · Score: 1

      I'm 42 and I liked the books. I'll even go see the movie and I almost never go to movies.

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    14. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by monksp · · Score: 1

      A lot of times this is true, but there was definitely an adult crowd at the showing I went to. Most of the kids that just had 'adult supervision' were in their own little groups, led by one or two adults. Looked almost like those parents lost a bet with their neighbors (Okay, everyone on the block draw straws. Short straw takes everyone's kids.)

      The show I was at was actually mostly adults. Watching people as we left, there seemed to be a 2 or 3 to 1 ratio of adults to kids.

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    15. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have served in the military for 4 years, then this mean that you are braindead and NOT that you're a man. Not all men are braindead.

  3. my story - by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

    i got dragged to the theater at 12:01am Friday morning by my girlfriend. They did an awesome job at the special effects and who they selected as actors.

    but the story was slow to develop, IMO. I actually fell asleep for about a half hour of the movie and when I woke up, the only stuff I had mised was the introduction of peoples names, and the plot hadnt been intro'd yet. so it felt like i didnt miss anything. i think maybe the reason i fell asleep is because i havent read teh books.

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    1. Re:my story - by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think a lot of that is down to JK Rowling's insistence that a lot of this will matter in later years.

      The first half hour is pretty much Harry finding out whats in the wizarding world.

    2. Re:my story - by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      that's what my g/f told me afterwards. she said that if they make movies on the other books, then the stuff i slept through might come into play.

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    3. Re:my story - by greenrd · · Score: 3
      Another thing to remember about the movie is that even though it was 2 and a half hours long, they still had to cut out an awful lot of details and quite a few subplots. That was my biggest gripe about the movie - even though I can't really blame them because it was unavoidable. I guess I shouldn't have been so naive as to take Chris Columbus literally when he said "You don't change Shakespeare and you don't change this." Er, well, they did actually. Still, compared against other movie adaptations, it apparently stuck very closely to the book.

      The book itself is much richer and the plot elements connect much better than in the movie - although, as someone else already said, some of the stuff might only fall into place when you read the later books. Believe me, if you'd read the book and then the movie, you'd really see the pacing differently - so much was taken out that the movie is like 3 times faster than the book! (That doesn't mean the book is boring, it means a lot more goes on in the book.)

    4. Re:my story - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had ever seen Shakespeare, then read the script, you'd realize they cut parts of Shakespear, too. However, it's generally accepted that cutting is better than actually changing stuff, which is what Columbus was referring to.

    5. Re:my story - by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      The thing you have to remember about this movie is that is the first of 7 movies. Rowling says there will be 7 books, so there will almost definitely be 7 movies. They are developing things for the movies yet to follow, not just this film. That's probably the reason for the long start.

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    6. Re:my story - by bfree · · Score: 2

      I actually left the film thinking that they weren't going to bother making the other films because they didn't really give any background (though they left a couple of out-of-place uncontextualised scenes like the London Zoo incident which would be "required" for future films). So much time (that you splet through and my chair kept me awake for) was spent on nothing throughout the film that could have been used to provide the sort of flesh the book gives for background. Instead of a build of of charector and ambiance they chose to have the effects shots they liked and the bare minimum of any plot devices required to get the film from a to b (for example why not drop Quidditch entirely from this film, it only served to shed some light on the Snape/Quirrell issue that was covered without the Quidditch better than most of the rest of the films plot issues?)
      While it is true that a few things might be useful further down the road, if kids detest this film like I think they will then it's not going to matter cause they won't even finish film 2 (and I hope they don't so someone will have a hope of going back to them in 5-10 years and doing it well).

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  4. From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by ekrout · · Score: 1, Redundant

    As someone who works with high school kids, I am glad for Harry Potter for one reason - they are getting kids to read.

    I suppose I sound really old, but it seems that with television, video games and others, reading is not as important as it used to be.

    Harry Potter got kids who had not read a book on their own in years to actually read something.

    I read the first two books (I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback), and they are a good read. Not the best ever (I have a difficult time comparing Ender's Game with Harry Potter), but a good read.

    I would recommend that everyone read them, even if you pick them up from a library. Get to know what your kids are reading. We talk about watching kids while they are online. The same should go for what they read.

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    1. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by john@iastate.edu · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback)

      Then do what we're doing -- check them out from the public library.

      We and our 8 yr old enjoyed it a great deal but I was rather surprised that the theatre was clearly less than full (even though it was a day that all the kids were out of school -- we showed up about 15 mins before starting time thinking we'd have to get tickets for at least the next show, but we walked right in and got good seats in the middle!

      Judging from news reports I'm guessing that's an anomoly.

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    2. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by GdoL · · Score: 1

      My father is trying to improve is english with the first Harry Potter book, that my brother gave him. I read only the first lines and it really seems to be a nice book to read.

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    3. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by djrogers · · Score: 4, Funny
      I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback


      Then why don't you do what I did and buy the third one in paperback?

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    4. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you're kidding right?

      Highschool kids reading Harry Potter? Isn't that a little... well... beneath their reading level? Whatever happened to Antigony and Wuthering Heights? Even my twelve year old brother was bored by the books (and certainly not challenged by them) when he first started reading them a couple years ago.

      No wonder kids are so stupid these days.

    5. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As someone who works with high school kids, I am glad for Harry Potter for one reason - they are getting kids to read.

      Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)

      I would recommend that everyone read them, even if you pick them up from a library.

      I find it very disheartening that someone who 'works with kids' speaks of the library as if it's a distant second choice. You express gratitude that the books are getting kids to read, then slam the greatest reading resource a child or adult can have barely a paragraph later.

      I read the first two books (I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback), and they are a good read. Not the best ever (I have a difficult time comparing Ender's Game with Harry Potter), but a good read.

      It's unsurprising you have a hard time comparing them. Despite the superficial points in common, (mistreated child Makes Good and Saves The World), they are very different books, aimed at very different audiences. It's comparing apples and oranges.

    6. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

      I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback

      Hardback? They've both been out in paperback for ages, at least here in the UK.

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    7. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      • Harry Potter got kids who had not read a book on their own in years to actually read something

      Which viewed in isolation is admirable. It's just a shame that the books themselves are so plagiaristic, unimaginative and slackly written and edited - you don't just "forget" a character's name half way through a book.

      Dianne Wynne Jones and Susan Cooper, for example, write truly imaginative and challenging fiction for children and young adults; Potter is Muzak in print. There's very little to dislike (other than Harry's bumbling idiocy) but since when was mediocrity to be praised or aspired to?

      Further to that, the books are now well and truly subsumed into the Cult of Potter, and will in future just form a spearhead for the major marketing assult. JK Rowling (who has consistently misrepresented her background in biographies, by the way) has sold all rights to her creation, has no say in Harry's further direction or in what constitutes "fair use" of the Harry trademarks, and is now little than a marketing droid for the Beast. I'd suggest reading some of Bill Watterson's thoughts on this issue.

      So sure, let's acknowledge the good, but let's not lose track of the bad. It's also possible to argue that Pokemon trading cards are a great thing because they teach children to interact with each other and use their brains for something more than learning all the "Bone Krunch 5" combo-moves.

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    8. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by singularity · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nice to see one of my comments get a 5 rating *WHEN SOMEONE ELSE POSTS IT*.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=2248277&sid=21 226 is my original comment.

      I am guess that is what you mean by "Reminds me of this classic prose"?

      If you notice, my signature says that I claim a copyright on each post (in addition to the disclaimer at the bottom of each Slashdot page which says that comments are property of the poster).

      You did not give me any credit for the post, nor ask my permission.

      To follow-up *to my own post*, I purchased the third book in paperback and read it, along with a borrowed fourth book, and saw the movie yesterday. I will post another original comment elsewhere on the thread.

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    9. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by glwtta · · Score: 1

      I would recommend that everyone read them, even if you pick them up from a library. Get to know what your kids are reading.

      I don't have to read it if I don't have kids, right?

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    10. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      • Nice to see one of my comments get a 5 rating *WHEN SOMEONE ELSE POSTS IT*.

      Bloody hell, that's harsh. Still, bearing in mind that Potter is plagiarised from several sources anyway, it's pretty apt for this discussion.

      Oh, wait, I meant "allegedy plagiarised". ^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W. I'm sorry, I must have been muggled, er, muddled up.

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    11. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by tcc · · Score: 2

      >Nice to see one of my comments get a 5 rating *WHEN SOMEONE ELSE POSTS IT*.
      >http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=2248277&si d=21 226 [slashdot.org] is my original comment.

      Sorry to break it for you but don't aim too high, If you post only for Karma, you're in for a big surprise: Karma tops at 50, after that, you'll be like me, trying to find another reason to life for ;)

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    12. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I think the reason your brother was bored of Wuthering Heights is because it's so goddamn dull. Having to look up every second word in Coles Notes just to figure out what everyone's saying is highly irritating.

      Perhaps something written within the last century might be just a tad more relevant for teaching english literacy.

    13. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by aoj · · Score: 1

      You can buy the British version in softcover from www.amazon.co.uk and have them shipped to the U.S.

    14. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Gantoris · · Score: 0
      You are a troll, but ill give you the benifit of the doubt.

      Reading is reading. No matter what, and it will always be better than watching TV, movies, etc.

      Just remember that books are like paintings, they will "talk" to some people and not to others. I guess this one just doesn't talk to you. Cam

    15. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Get him to read the Lord of the Rings

    16. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      I read the first two books (I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback)

      Then you're missing out. So far each successive book in the sequence has been more ambitious than it predecessor, and so far (for my money) each has been better. We don't have children so we can't even pretend we're buying them for the children. We buy them for us - and we are eagerly anticipating the next.

      We're also booked to go and see the film next week - something we don't often do.

      Just one thing puzzles me: why have they retitled the film 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' in the States? Don't Merkin children know what a Philosopher's Stone is?

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    17. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by newbiescum · · Score: 1
      Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter ? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)
      Better to try something than nothing. Would you rather have kids not reading books at all or at least reading something for a short period of time?
    18. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma tops at 50, after that, you'll be like me, trying to find another reason to life for ;)

      So you've taken up learning to spell like Taco?

    19. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Nematode · · Score: 1

      If the Harry Potter books are "plagiarised," it's just from the collective hero mythologies that are so transparent in the stories.

      But not from Nancy Stouffer. Yeah, her books have "muggles," "Larry Potter," and a "Nimbus," but beyond a few names, there's nothing in common at all. If Dekard in Blade Runner was named "Yoda" instead, would you claim that the entire thing was a plagiarisation of Star Wars....?

      Unseemly? Sure. Plagiarisation? No.

    20. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to Antigony

      Never heard of it. Unless, of course, you're referring to "Antigone"...

      and Wuthering Heights?

      If there is any justice in the world, it's been thrown out, never to be read again. That, and Jane Eyre, have to be the most boring books ever written.

      Even my twelve year old brother was bored by the books (and certainly not challenged by them) when he first started reading them a couple years ago.

      The point isn't to be "challenged". They are KIDS' BOOKS. The point is to have something fun for kids to read. Most high school kids I know could read one of the Harry Potter books in less than a day. It is an amusing distraction. Not a serious read. Can you tell the difference?

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    21. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by rudiger · · Score: 1

      i think you mean antigone. no wonder /. posters are so stupid these days.

    22. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Don't Merkin children know what a Philosopher's Stone is?
      Nietzche was a philosopher!
    23. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Better to try something than nothing. Would you rather have kids not reading books at all or at least reading something for a short period of time?

      Honestly? Not reading at all would be my choice. Reading 'something for a short period' is a sham, a facade, a fake, useless, worthless, pointless.. You get what I mean. All too often we are willing to claim victory on short substance and little evidence, and are then dismayed when that 'victory' turns to ashes.

    24. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by an_mo · · Score: 1

      Just one thing puzzles me: why have they retitled the film 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' in the States? Don't Merkin children know what a Philosopher's Stone is?

      Because that's the title of the book in the United States. Somehow they originally thought that Philosopher's was less understandable/appealing than Sorcerer over here.

    25. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by phaze3000 · · Score: 2

      Whilst Antigone is the more prevalent spelling, as the original was in ancient Greek either spelling is acceptable.

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    26. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Hast · · Score: 1
      Reading is reading. No matter what, and it will always be better than watching TV, movies, etc.


      Bollox! There are a lot of movies that require more thought than a lot of books. Just watch Kubrik's movies, a lot of thought has gone into those and they are really good. Or watch some of Kieslowski's movies. They are on the movie level of Ulysses.

      Although movies often have lower intelligence demands than books theat is not how it has to be. Actually it's mainly in Hollywood that that is a demand. And even they manage to let a few slip through the net.

      (And yes I have read the first Potter book, and I read a /lot/ of books.)
    27. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Autumnmist · · Score: 1

      Oh please. As said below, kids aren't reading because of Harry Potter; kids are reading Harry Potter and Harry Potter only, period.

      "Harry Potter got kids who had not read a book on their own in years..."

      Do you mean, Harry Potter got ADULTS who had not read a book on their own in years, actually, ever since they finished school?

      Actually, I'm in high school and yes, I've read it, yes all my friends have read it, yes we are planning to see the movie. But none of us are reading because of those books. They aren't exactly great except for a cute fun read. There's no depth (try Eva by Peter Dickinson for that).

      I love the Potter books, they're cute and I'd sit there for hours reading them, but reading BECAUSE of Harry Potter? Uh-uh.

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    28. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Whilst Antigone is the more prevalent spelling, as the original was in ancient Greek either spelling is acceptable.

      Ah, good point. I retract my light flame to whoever it was for spelling it wrong.

      ("whilst"? doth mine ears deceive me? thou sayest "whilst"?)

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    29. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by eah · · Score: 1
      Just one thing puzzles me: why have they retitled the film 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' in the States? Don't Merkin children know what a Philosopher's Stone is?


      Short answer: no.
    30. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      But not from Nancy Stouffer. Yeah, her books have "muggles," "Larry Potter," and a "Nimbus," but beyond a few names, there's nothing in common at all.

      Funny thing is that the books are self published and nobody seems to be able to prove that they existed before the first Harry Potter book came out.

      Meanwhile J.K.Rowling was touting her book outline before the Stouffer book was published.

      Like the plaintiffs inthe case I don't think it is a coincidence, however I think the explanation is rather different than the one they alledge.

      Sounds rather like patent law when someone files a patent after the invention has been published by someone else.

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    31. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

      As a "Merkin", and slightly older than a "child", I'll say that I don't know what a Philosopher's Stone is. (I'd be interested in knowing if somebody wants to follow this post up, or I'll just go google it.) I'm familiar with philosophers, and I'm familiar with stones, but I've never heard of a stone having any special significance to a philosopher.

      In addition, we may be thinking of a different denotation or connotation of the word 'philosopher'. To me, and most Americans I know, a philosopher is a thinker, someone like Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Nietzche, Kirkegard. A sorcerer is a more mystical figure, one who deals with magic (white/good or black/bad).

      When I think of "Sorcerer's Stone", I think of the stone from the Arthurian legend of the sword in the stone, but I don't know if that's a common relation to many Americans.

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    32. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by yesthatguy · · Score: 3

      Well, you don't *have* to read it at all. Nobody's making you, just suggesting it, as they've enjoyed it. That said, it's probably more beneficial to someone who has or interacts with kids than for someone who does not ever see or deal with kids. (And to that person, I say you're missing out; kids are great)

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    33. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by dimator · · Score: 2

      I have a difficult time comparing Ender's Game with Harry Potter

      You know, I recently finished Ender's Game, and I must say, I don't know what the big deal is about that book. Everyone seems to think it an outstanding work, but I don't see it's greatness. As a military/strategy type book, it fails at giving great details of the battles. As a story about Ender Wiggin... eh, it's good, but not great. The ending, while cool, was not as amazing as others I've read.

      From what I understand of Card's intentions, the 2nd book in the series (Speaker for the Dead) was intended as the "main" work of the series, not Ender's Game. I'm almost done with the 2nd book, and I still don't see what all the praise is about.

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    34. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      I was going to post something long, with many questions, pointing out the flaws in your argument. But instead I'm going to give you just one question.

      How would you propose to get kids to read and keep reading for a long time, so that it isn't a sham, facade, etc?

    35. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you read Card's "Elements of Fiction Writing: Characters & Viewpoint", you'd find out that he had Speaker For The Dead outlined as a concept way before Ender and was trying to figure out "why" the main character would feel compelled to speak for the dead. Then after writing Ender, he figured that Ender would have a motive for behaving like the main character of the 2nd book.

      The 2nd was a sleeper though I did get a kick out of how the one human character was eviscerated and the pequininos were at a loss as to why he didn't come back as a father tree, heh.

    36. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by osgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)

      The way to get kids to start reading regularly is to get them to realize the enjoyment that can be obtained from books.

      My own love of reading really started with "The Great Brain" books when I was in 5th grade. I enjoyed them so much that when I was done with them, I eagerly looked around for more books to enjoy, so I moved on to "Tarzan" and Piers Anthony.

      In order to enjoy books, you first have to get over that intimidation factor associated with reading. Early in a child's life, reading is difficult. It's so much easier to be engaged in a story by flipping on the television. Building up the proficiency at reading in order to be able to enjoy stories of an equal or greater value than what kids get on TV takes time. If HP books are providing that first step toward the realization that reading books can be more fun than watching the toob, then that's awesome.

      I certainly don't understand the implication of your post that somehow a good book or two might be a negative factor in cultivating a child's love of reading.

    37. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      The thing is that the stone isn't even a Philosopher's stone. Philosopher's stone turns any common metal to gold. The Harry Potter stone gives you immortality.

      Tim

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    38. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      The Philosopher's Stone was an object sought by alchemists thoughout the middle ages. It was thought to give eternal life, and to be able to transmute substances (including turn lead into gold).

      Don't they teach any history of science in US schools? (not sarcastic, genuinely interested)

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    39. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doth mine ears deceive me? thou sayest "whilst"?

      Out of curiosity, how dost one use one's ears to read Slashdot?

    40. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      The thing is that the stone isn't even a Philosopher's stone. Philosopher's stone turns any common metal to gold. The Harry Potter stone gives you immortality.

      Medieval alchemists theories about the nature of matter predicted that the Philosopher's Stone could transmute any substance into any other substance and produce the elixir of life (and that it would have several other interesting properties to, including the ability to cure all diseases).

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    41. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I say you're missing out; kids are great"

      Especially with a little ketchup, or horseradish.

    42. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Philosopher's Stone was the goal of alchemists the world over (well, over Europe, Chinese alchemists were searching for immortality); a stone that could be used transform lead into gold.

    43. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by adamy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) Keep writing good books
      2) Get word out about good books from the past. I am still into the works of Alexandre Dumas, Robert Lousi Stevenson, Jack London, and Mark Twain, not to mention Issaac Azimov, Robert Heinlein, uh,oh, better stop now.

      Good movies of Good books in some way help. My introduction to a life long relationship with the works of JRR Tolkien begain with the animated version of the Hobbit.

      Books that got me into reading:
      1) Andrew Henry's Meadow. God I loved that book. way back in kindergarten, too. Has anyone else read it?

      2) The Hardy Boy's series. The first "Big Books" I read. (All words, a few scattereted illustrations, and standard novel height as opposed to 10-12" height of little kids books.

      3)Alexandre Dumas. All the books ofr the 3 Musketeer Series (20 Years After, the Viscompte de Bragallone[sp?], the Man in the Iron Mask) and The Conte of Monte Cristo (Is that Banderas in the movie posters?) These books, that my grandfather gave to me in Leather Bound Hardbacks from the turn of the Century. They were Huge, something like 500 pages each, and Filled with words I had never read before and couldn't understand in 3rd and fourth grade (Didactic and Dogmatic?) but they dragged me in.

      (I am an addicted reader. I've ruined more mornings by reading until the wee hours the night before.)

      Make books available to kids, read to them and let them follow along with the words. Encourage their "Reading Habits " by feeding them anything they will consume. Doesn't metter if it starts with Harry Potter and the Fellow ship of the Ring. Yes, they will be Nerds, Sci Fi Geeks, book worms. Yes, they will support the Pulk Paperback industry by buying...Hey, I just realized I am probably describing the target audience of Slashdot.

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    44. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by johnnyb · · Score: 2

      Has anyone heard about how Harry Potter is supposedly just a ripoff of another book about Larry Potter? Any information would be greatly appreciated.

    45. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see one of my comments get a 5 rating *WHEN SOMEONE ELSE POSTS IT*.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=2248277&si d=21 226 [slashdot.org] is my original comment.

      I am guess that is what you mean by "Reminds me of this classic prose"?

      If you notice, my signature says that I claim a copyright on each post (in addition to the disclaimer at the bottom of each Slashdot page which says that comments are property of the poster).

      You did not give me any credit for the post, nor ask my permission.

      To follow-up *to my own post*, I purchased the third book in paperback and read it, along with a borrowed fourth book, and saw the movie yesterday. I will post another original comment elsewhere on the thread.

    46. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Velex · · Score: 2

      Ok, besides the fact that you were shameless enough to take credit for Singularity's work, I have to say it: not all video games are bad!

      Why not get kids to play Chrono Trigger or Legend of the Dragoon or one of the many Final Fantasies? Not only do they have excellent plots which would make great fodder for an English essay, but they require that kids read. It doesn't matter what you read, the fact is that you still read.

      In fact, I would argue that the internet keeps kids reading all the time. You can't do anything on the internet without reading. I don't remember the last time I read a book, but I read all the time -- fanfiction, RPGs, espository and persuasive essays, even rants -- all without books.

      If you don't want to fork out money to buy Chrono Trigger or the like, why not just point the kids at a few MUDs? That is the ultimate in reading, because there are no visuals; it's all imagination. In fact, MUDs should be better for developing brains not only because of the reading, but because roleplaying demands that the kids place themselves in someone else's shoes.

      I'm all for reading for the same reasons as Frederick Douglass, but please don't tune out anything that isn't printed on paper. Reading is reading, and reading is what's important.

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    47. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

      We get some science history, and even mention of alchemy, but mostly how it paved the way for future exploration and experimentation. We mostly learn names of influential scientists, like Rutherford, Boyle, Dalton, etc. and what each contributed. I'd never heard of the Philosopher's Stone as an object of alchemists' search, rather that they were just looking for "a way" to transmute substances into gold.

      (I suppose when I say 'we', I mean 'I'...but I'd think it's similar for most Americans)

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    48. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      Ugh. My mother bought me some of "The Hardy Boys" -- it was years before I found out reading could actually be enjoyable... (thanks to R.A. Heinlein, after someone gave me "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress", I read another 20 or so of his books within the couple years, then branched out).

      If you want kids to start reading, you have to give them something enjoyable. Otherwise, they'll be turned off by the whole thing. I blame the kinds of English teachers I had in school for the number of people who don't read regularly...

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    49. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why dont you stick that Copyright up your ass and see how many people line up to copy it.

    50. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I was going to post something long, with many questions, pointing out the flaws in your argument.

      What flaws? If they don't read beyond Harry Potter then it's astonishingly simple, they haven't learned to love reading, they've learned to love Harry Potter. They've really gained nothing.

      How would you propose to get kids to read and keep reading for a long time, so that it isn't a sham, facade, etc?

      By encouraging them to *continue reading*. To read Tarzan, and Hardy Boys... And then get them onto heavier things and non fiction as their skills grow.

      My original content was aimed towards those, and they exist, that assume because children and reading and rereading one series It's A Good Thing because they are reading.

    51. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps your brother got bored because he couldn't follow the plot intricacies. My wife is a teacher and get's comments like this all the time; almost always it's because the kid just didn't understand the story. The Harry Potter books are well written and are really good stories to boot--they aren't below anyone's level.

    52. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      If HP books are providing that first step toward the realization that reading books can be more fun than watching the toob, then that's awesome. I certainly don't understand the implication of your post that somehow a good book or two might be a negative factor in cultivating a child's love of reading.

      I agree that if the HP books are providing a steppingstone, its a *Good Thing*. My point is that loving to read HP is not an existence proof of loving reading. One is a specific case, the other general.

      It can be broken down into two cases:
      • 1. Learning to love to read from Harry Potter.
      • 2. Learning to love to read about Harry Potter.
      The two cases are *not* equivalent. What I've seen quite often here in my bookstore, and in other places, is that #2 is assumed to mean #1 despite the differences between them.
    53. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Decimal · · Score: 1

      I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback

      Why?

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    54. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Macrobat · · Score: 1
      I think the reason your brother was bored of Wuthering Heights is because it's so goddamn dull.
      I think he was talking about the HP books, not Wuthering Heights. And Wuthering Heights is not dull for people who've advanced beyond the "barbarian swordsman vs. evil overlord" school of plot development.

      Having to look up every second word in Coles Notes just to figure out what everyone's saying is highly irritating.
      I'm afraid you've revealed more about your vocabulary level than that of the book.

      Perhaps something written within the last century might be just a tad more relevant for teaching english literacy.
      Now, you probably got that idea from your Middle School textbooks, so I don't blame you, but no, classic works are not supposed to teach literacy. That's what "Dick and Jane" books are for. Among other things, literary works are supposed to expose us to ideas and viewpoints we might not otherwise encounter, y'know, stretch our minds a little. Great stories don't go out of date, and the fact that you may have to learn something about an earlier culture is, in fact, a Good Thing about older books.
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    55. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Macrobat · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you have different publishing houses and practices. I remember working in a bookstore when Angela's Ashes was still only in hardcover here in the U.S. Someone from Germany wanted to buy it in paperback and I told him it wasn't available. So he whipped out the European paperback edition and said "order that." I had a hard time convincing him that we could only order from U.S. distributors. He left with what I'm sure was the conviction that I was somehow holding out on him.

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    56. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Glytch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm afraid you've revealed more about your vocabulary level than that of the book.

      Please pardon my low education for not having a mastery of the intricaces of ancient British farm slang. Damn my english teachers for trying to instruct me in the ways of modern spoken english! Damn them!

    57. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm....yeah, i guess you're right. i suppose i should just set my kid in front of the playstation and let him veg out. what the hell was i thinking? why bother with reading something that has no literary value? by the time we attain the age of 9 years, we ought to be reading chaucer and bronte, eh?

      the point is not to expose children to something with literary value....but to show them that reading can be fun and exciting. the mere fact that you made such a statement makes me very suspicious that you are just one of those pseudo-intellectuals who is oh-so-concerned with what people would think of your mighty intellect if you were to stoop to reading a book that has become very popular in the mainstream. yet you don't refrain from criticizing things that you know nothing about.

      i've gone back and read several of the books that i enjoyed as a child, and i was disappointed to find that i did not enjoy them nearly as much as i did when i was a child....which should not be surprising at all. they were often poorly written....trite....predictable....formulaic. but you know what? they were written for children to enjoy....not for adults to analyze as grown-up literature. although many of them are award-winning classics of literature.....children's literature.

      however, i was really surprised to discover how enjoyable rowling's books are. they were nowhere near as trite and condescending as many of the books that we now consider great classics of children's literature. granted, i read them in a matter of hours, but they're not written for adults. it is merely a testament to their worth that so many adults genuinely enjoy them.

      perhaps you should try to direct your intellectual snobbery at something that is intended for people who are at your intellectual level....

    58. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Morrig · · Score: 1

      Hey, now...don't pick on the Brontes... try reading some Carlyle and then say that Emily and Charlotte are boring- there's so much worse out there. At any rate, tho, you're right- there's no bloody use comparing Victorian and Classical literature with what is essentially a children's book...but a darn GOOD children's book. How on earth could anyone get bored reading them? I'm in my 20's and working on a Lit PhD, and I LOVE the HP books. Frankly, I'm very glad that so many kids are reading them- they'll work very nicely as a stepping stone. Rowling works in quite a bit of myth and legend that readers will recognize should they by some miracle decide to read the *sources* of those myths and legends. Now if only the first book had kept the British title even here in the States... There is NO such thing as a 'sorceror's stone', whereas the Philosopher's Stone can be found in any text with a reference to alchemy. "But americans won't read something with 'philosopher' in the title...they'll think it's too academic..." Grrrrr....

    59. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Morrig · · Score: 1

      Hon, there're a total of 2 characters in Wuthering Heights who use _19th century_ Yorkshire dialect. It _is_ modern English. Shakespeare, by-the-by, also wrote in Modern English. If you want Middle English, you have to go all the way back to the 14th century and Chaucer. Go read some Tolkien, brush up on the vocab.

    60. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by monksp · · Score: 1

      Umm... I'm sorry, I don't think I quite get what you're trying to say. What I'm getting from your posts is that the HP books might be teaching kids to -only- want to read HP, and that they might not branch out from that. I'm going from that assumption, so if that wasn't your intent, most of the rest of this likely won't make much sense.

      I don't think that breaking it down into those two cases is really accurate. Case 1 is really a superset of 2, imho. When I was in early grade school, I started reading books like the Chronicles of Narnia. Loved 'em. And I learned to love to read about Aslan's world (Case 2). But, from that, I learned to love to read anything that I found enjoyable.

      I don't think that it's really possible to achieve 1 without first having gotten to 2. Can you really enjoy reading without having characters/settings that you love to read about?

      Of course there are always going to be people that never find anything else that interests them once they finish HP (And if you find people like this, make them run, not walk, to go get Jaques' Redwall books, which are a lot like the HP books, in the 'easy fantasy stories for kids and adults' way..), but that's true of just about everything good. I'm sure there are people who won't read anything except Seuss (I graduated high school with lots of them). But the fact that these people are out there isn't a point against Rowling's books.

      The points that you raise do seem to be valid, but applied to the wrong part of this equation. Rather than criticize books for people enjoying them but not developing a reading habit, shouldn't the criticism be directed at the people who will start to flaunt the 'It's not Harry Potter, and if it's not Harry Potter, I'm not interested.' mentality?

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    61. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by monksp · · Score: 1

      But he's not talking about you. The fact that you're commenting on the 'depth', and making comparisons to other authors proves that.

      He's talking about the people with the 'reading is for dweebs' mindset that Must See TV and the like are aimed at. These are the people who can pick up something like HP to see what all the hype is about, find 'a cute fun read', and have it slide their perception more towards 'this reading thing isn't bad'.

      And I'm sure there are a lot of people reading 'Harry Potter and Harry potter only, period', but that broad generalization is just that. Generalization. From my friends with kids in the HP age range, and other people I know, for every three or four people on the HP bandwagon wherever it leads, there's one or two that want to check out something else. (See one of my earlier posts about Redwall. My copies are really making the rounds these days)

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    62. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • You are a troll, but ill give you the benifit of the doubt.

      I'm an author. But thanks for your condescention.

      • Reading is reading

      But learning remains optional. You made two spelling errors and one punctuation error in a single sentence. This rather makes my point about mediocrity in writing not being something to aspire to. The relevance to Potter is that the writing and editing is so sloppy that the name of a character changes half way through a book. The contempt that this shows for the readership mirrors the laziness you display in your post.

      If you don't care enough about your readers to spell or punctuate correctly, why should your readers bother to care about what you have written?

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    63. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by anthony_baxter · · Score: 1
      or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter?


      Who cares? Getting them to even consider a book as a source of entertainment is a start.

    64. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who works with *high school* kids?

      No wonder Americans can be so ill-educated.. in the UK the most significant readership has been the 8 - 10s.. Is that age group still reading picture books in the US?

    65. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Kahlan · · Score: 1

      'Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)"

      When did the Harry Potter books first come out? 3, 4 years ago?
      My sister was one of those people who hated to read. If you showed her a book, she'd run screaming from the room -- she hated it because she was disinterested and frustrated.
      Until she found Harry Potter.

      She picked up that book, and countless others. She reads all the time now. I doubt that she'll stop anytime soon.

      I'd say that the effects are showing - more and more, instead of doubting their validity.
      If you introduce kids to something they like - other books will follow.

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    66. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • If Dekard in Blade Runner was named "Yoda" instead, would you claim that the entire thing was a plagiarisation of Star Wars....?

      Let me make it easier for you: the L^HHarry Potter books contain plagiarism. If Blade Runner had been set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, if Dekard had been a hot headed young farmboy orphan named Duke Skywalker with an Aunt Berru, if it had contained characters called Jawas and if he had used the Force, then I would (and you would too) have said it plagiarised Star Wars. Let's compare oranges with oranges.

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    67. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Meanwhile J.K.Rowling was touting her book outline before the Stouffer book was published

      According to her and her publisher, who both have extremely vested interests.

      • Like the plaintiffs in the case I don't think it is a coincidence, however I think the explanation is rather different than the one they alledge.

      You think that Stouffer plagiarised Rowling? That's an... interesting... series of events you're postulating there.

      To be fair, you might be postulating meddling by alien God Like Beings, the Star Trek excuse for having a low budget universe full of near-humans. That makes about as much sense.

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    68. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      I agree - I have a hard time comparing Ender's Game to the Potter series as well considering that Rowling is 100 times the writer Card could ever be...

    69. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, it's condescension.

    70. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 1
      Let me make it easier for you: the L^HHarry Potter books contain plagiarism. If Blade Runner had been set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, if Dekard had been a hot headed young farmboy orphan named Duke Skywalker with an Aunt Berru, if it had contained characters called Jawas and if he had used the Force, then I would (and you would too) have said it plagiarised Star Wars. Let's compare oranges with oranges.



      Oh, for crying out loud. Have you read anything about Nancy "N.K." Stouffer's books or, for that matter, anything having to do with how plagiarism is defined by law? To extend your analogy, if the "Jawas" of your example were a race of godlike beings who wore skimpy togas and led exemplary lives of self-actualization, rather than furtive cloaked second-hand droid dealers, and that "jawa" has been part of the English language for centuries... that would kind of take the wind out of your sails, wouldn't it? At any rate, plagiarism consists of more than a few similar names and commonly-used themes; you have to show that the bulk of the later work--plot, dialogue, descriptions of characters and scenes, etc.--is lifted verbatim from the earlier work, and not even Stouffer herself is claiming that. Even her lawyer has dropped her.Don't you think that it's high time you dropped this, as well?

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    71. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Autumnmist · · Score: 1

      Redwall is good stuff. Taggerung :)

      What I don't get is, why do people keep saying "my friends with kids" or "I have kids" or "I teach kids"....

      What about, "I am a kid" or "My friends like to read..."

      Adults always seem to think they know why kids do stuff. They are ten thousand "teen psychology" books out so that adults can understand what we think. But how can you know if you don't ask a kid?

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    72. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Karma tops at 50, after that, you'll be like me, trying to find another reason to life for ;)

      Aww, maaan...and I just hit 50 this weekend. (After hitting it some time ago, only to get knocked down to high 40s by a few neg mods.)

      <sigh> So...how long does this period of angst last before I accept this little fact of life? ;)

    73. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by monksp · · Score: 1
      What about, "I am a kid" or "My friends like to read..."

      Well, I'm 23, most people I know still call me a kid. Does that count? ;) In all seriousness, though, I think people keep saying that just because you won't find many kids on /. talking about HP. The closest you can get on here is people who have kids talking about them. I -have- talked to my friends' kids about HP at different points, though. Does that count?

      And I'd say ``My friends like to read...'', but most of my friends don't, unfortunately. The syndrom that children suffer from (Watching television instead) is just as prevalent in adults. Moreso, I think, because any time I'm with friends who have kids, the children are watching TV and playing, or doing homework, or doing something else. The adults just sit and stare.

      I do share your view on teen psychology books, though. Dispite thousands of years of evidence to the contrary, adults still seem to think that they won't forget what childhood was like, and how they dealt with things, and they still seem to think that their methods of coping with childhood traumas apply to the next generation, or the one after. Sad, in some ways.

      And while I'm writing to another Redwall fan (We seem to be sorta on the rare side), have you noticed that Jaques seems to have gone into Stephen King mode in the last few years? When I was in high school, I'd occasionally be in the bookstore and had reason to say 'Whoa! A new Redwall book!'.. Seems more and more these days I'll have reason to say 'God damn! Four new Redwall books??' Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I haven't read most of the newer ones, and dunno how good they are...

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    74. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      So what's your problem with harry potter then, the same complaint you post towards them could/ and probably was pointed towards Tarzan, hardy boys etc etc...

      The flaw was, kids stopping at Harry Potter was a straw man you propped up to critize the books. No where was that suggested in previous posts, infact it was suggested that harry potter would be the cataylst towards previously mentioned books. WHich is your identical to your final post.

  5. Am I mistaken or is this a kids movie? (nt) by Iberian · · Score: 1

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  6. Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by 1alpha7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's right about the books and the movie. I just wish the kid target demographic hadn't limited the length of the movie so. Another half hour would have done wonders. Oh well, maybe a "director's cut".

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  7. Why not Terry Gilliam? by VA+Software · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because Terry Gilliam has imagination and originality.

    The publisher and/or the studio wanted the film of the book to be a word-for-word replica.

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    1. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by jfmiller · · Score: 1

      Then whay is it that so much stuff was left out of the movie. It looks like the writer director and producer never acutually read the whole book, or at least didn't apperciate what they were reading.

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    2. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by matthew.thompson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually it was the author who held out, as with a lot of savvy authoers she retained veto over the filming rights and passed up many offers until this one.

      One of the key things was that she didn't want the film to become an Americanised version of the book - about the only concession made is the title of the film in the US - Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone (It's the Philospher's Stone in the UK)

      And I for one am glad that it stuck true to the book, which I've started reading after seeing the film, it didn't seem as fake as a lot of Hollywood produced films have been recently and for once it was nice to see places I know. The streets of London, Kings Cross station were all immediately recognisable - although I'm left wondering how many children will attempt to get to platform 9 and 3 quarters ;o)

      I don't think that the film called for Terry Gilliam's originality - if it had then there would have been alot of upset children, probably frightened out of their wits, leaving cinemas in droves. Lets not forget that although there are an awful lot of adults going to see this film it is, first and foremost, a childrens story.

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    3. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by Thedalek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because all of Terry Gilliam's films (with the exception of the short film at the beginning of Monty Python's Meaning of Life) center around one theme:

      Did what you saw on the screen just now really happen, or was it in the imagination of one of the characters?

      Harry Potter has none of that. There comes a point where people bandy about names because they like that person's previous works, without taking into consideration the fact that there is a contiguous thread in them. _Time Bandits_, _Brazil_, and _Baron Munchausen_ are considered to be a trilogy: Kevin, Sam Lowry, and the Baron are thematically the same character.

      In short, having Terry Gilliam direct _Harry Potter_ would be like having Roger Waters score Looney Tunes cartoons. Stranger than it needs to be, and overall not what the artist wants to do.

      Then again, this is the world that had George Carlin as Mr. Conductor.

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    4. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by greenrd · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Simple time constraints. I was miffed as well, but 5 hour films just aren't done in mainstream cinema - let alone films targeted at children as well as adults! I guess it was bound to be disappointing in that sense.

      But JK Rowling gave a lot of input and at a preview screening she said it was just as good as she'd hoped. (But then, she would say that, wouldn't she, or AOL would probably have assassinated her! ;)

      All in all I think it was worth going to just for:

      • (a) the "magical moments", like the last-minute points being awarded to Gryffindor ('cause I'm just a softie at heart)
      • and
      • (b) the Quidditch match (I was too transfixed to notice the SFX blunders cmdrtaco mentioned!)
      Note: There is actually more than one Quidditch match in the book (two?), and they're more nail-biting and more detailed in the book - again, like most scenes, the Quidditch match was substantially condensed and altered.

    5. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by CloudWarrior · · Score: 1
      The streets of London, Kings Cross station were all immediately recognisable


      Then you'll immediately have recognised that platforms nine and ten were filmed on platforms four and five, won't you?
    6. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by plastik55 · · Score: 1
      Terry Gilliam's recent movie (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) was almost exactly word-for-word with the book.


      So he can do that.

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    7. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by mphillips · · Score: 1

      Verbatim.

      I still think Tarantino should've got the job. He's fucked up enough to translate it.
      Same goes for Gilliam, I guess.

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  8. "Now that's broom racing"? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Redundant
    • But every couple shots it would be so obvious that the child on the broom was animated that I kept having the illusion spoiled. I kept thinking I was watching a Playstation 2 cut sequence instead of a feature film.

    *cough* Pod Racing *cough*. Those sequences in SW:E1:TPM looked so cartoony and game-like that it couldn't have been an accident. I wonder if there's something of the same going on in HP:TPS (The Philospher's Stone, damn it). "Don't make it look too good, it'll just make the game spins off look like a pile of pants, and that's where the big bucks are."

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  9. Witches? by Accipiter · · Score: 1

    I might be wrong, but I believe the term "Witch" is reserved for the female variety. I always thought "Warlock" was the male reference.

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    1. Re:Witches? by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

      If witches practice witchcraft, do warlocks practice Warcraft?

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    2. Re:Witches? by Wolfstar · · Score: 2

      Warlock translates from gaelic (If I remember correctly) as Oathbreaker. So no, Warlock being a male witch is a falsehood that superstitious Christians made popular. Witch is Witch, regardless of gender, unless you follow the word back to it's roots, and then you have Wicca and Wicce to determine gender.

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    3. Re:Witches? by Jburkholder · · Score: 2

      You are technically correct, although Hogwarts claims to be for "Witchcraft and Wizardry".

      I always though Harry was a Wizard, not a warlock. I'm uncertain of the finer points of the the difference, but I had always assumed wizzards were the "white hats" of the magical world (obviously there are evil wizzards, so I'm not sure what the true distinction is).

    4. Re:Witches? by Reikk · · Score: 1

      A witch can be either male or female, anyone who practices white magic. Warlock usually refers to those who practice black magick.

    5. Re:Witches? by Accipiter · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Well, I just checked the dictionary, and it seems to disagree with you.

      warlock
      n.

      A male witch, sorcerer, wizard, or demon.

      Its roots seem to come from Middle English and Old English (warloghe and waerloga, respectively.)

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    6. Re:Witches? by The+Mgt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think you've been watching Charmed (yuck) too much.

    7. Re:Witches? by Communomancer · · Score: 3

      Dude, don't ever play the "dictionary" trump card. I'll bet that at least half of all dictionaries consider "hacker" to be one who breaks into computer systems. Basically, I'm saying don't take the word of a dictionary over the word of someone in the know.

      Besides, if you do any research at all, you'll find that the roots you mentioned mean precisely what the previous poster said...warloghe and waerloga both translate to "Oath-Breaker".

      Warlocks are what outsiders call male witches. Male witches call themselves witches.

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    8. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boys don't fly around on broomsticks and wear witch hats, either. Welcome to the new politically correct gay ass unisex variety of childrends books. Just wait until the next smash childrends book series arrives where the valiant prince battles all sorts of monsters to save his true love -- another prince. While wearing women's clothes.

    9. Re:Witches? by Reikk · · Score: 1

      Actually, charmed is one of my favorite shows. I do watch it every week! :-)

      Several of my friends wiccan, so I tend to learn things like this.

    10. Re:Witches? by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 3, Informative

      I might be wrong, but I believe the term "Witch" is reserved for the female variety. I always thought "Warlock" was the male reference.

      You are indeed wrong. Witches can be both male and female (I'm actually a male witch). Warlock means 'oathbreaker' (it's an Anglo-Saxon word).

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    11. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep.

      hacker n. Informal

      -One who is proficient at using or programming a computer; a computer buff.
      -One who uses programming skills to gain illegal access to a computer network or file.
      -One who enthusiastically pursues a game or sport: a weekend tennis hacker.

    12. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my OE dictionary, "waerloga" means "traitor". And also according to my dictionary, "wicca" is the masculine form of witch and "wicce" is the feminine.

    13. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't consider anyone who practices 'wicca' to be an authoratative source on anything. One of these so called wiccans tried to tell me once that Easter was originally a celebration to the goddess Aesthera. LOL! Nope, it was a celebration to the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eastron, goddess of fertility and the East. I then asked another if they knew what Wicca meant. He said that it comes from the ancient Celtic word "intelligent one". LOL! Nope, wrong again. Geeze if they can't even get these right, what does this say about what they practice?

      In my mind Wicca is a farce, nothing more than a mishmash of new-age religion and inaccurate reconstructions of dead religions devoid of their cultural and historic context, and shamelessly exploited by a group of people who don't have a life.

    14. Re:Witches? by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Actually, "wizzards" have the battered and bruised hats with sequins. (Think Terry Pratchett.)

    15. Re:Witches? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      I'll bet that at least half of all dictionaries consider "hacker" to be one who breaks into computer systems.

      Well they should, because that's what the word means in modern english. If someone says 'hacker', depending on the context, they may mean someone who breaks into computer systems. When they say 'warlock' they mean male witch.

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    16. Re:Witches? by reverius · · Score: 2

      I think that would make me a "starlock"... or something.

    17. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that Wizard is the proper term, Warlock implies an evil lean.

    18. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From dictionary.com: 1. One who practices the black art, or magic; one regarded as possessing supernatural or magical power by compact with an evil spirit, esp. with the Devil; a sorcerer or sorceress; -- now applied chiefly or only to women, but formerly used of men as well.

      So these evil devil-worshipers can be men.

    19. Re:Witches? by ShoeHead · · Score: 1

      I always have to laugh whenever someone brags of being a witch, or something. Either you're going to burn in hell, or you're getting nothing for just doing something the whole world considers evil in the first place.

      Hah.

    20. Re:Witches? by psamuels · · Score: 1

      Another Rincewind fan! Mod parent up! (:

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    21. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a male witch for a while, too, but then I got caught in the blast radius of a 12d6 fireball and failed my saving throw.

    22. Re:Witches? by mselmeci · · Score: 1

      that's what the word means in modern english

      Well, modern english, like all languages is evolving. Dictionaries take a while to catch up; they shouldn't be taken at face value. Eventually we might see these entries changed.

    23. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      witches aren't gonna burn in hell. there is no hell. just like there is no magik. all religions are dumb, from christianity to wicca. But at least the wiccans are tolerant of others, you bigotous troll

    24. Re:Witches? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Technically it's what is called 'pejorative', meaning that it's used by many for one definition when it's technically *not* that definition. So, basically a widespread form of transposed slang.

      It doesn't make it any less 'english', but it doesn't make it any more the definition, either.

    25. Re:Witches? by isdnip · · Score: 2

      Indeed, this is one of the few things Rowling did in her books that really annoyed me. She uses "witch" for females and "wizard" for males, while both terms are sex-neutral. ("Gender" is a late 20th century euphemism for "sex" in this case. "Sex" in the late 20th century has become a euphemism for "coitus". Fooey on neologisms.)

      I suppose she was following common usage. But it did take away from the believability of the story, which in other respects is amazingly believable for a fantasy (okay, that's a weird statement too). I'd rather have seen her use the words correctly, perhaps helping correct common semantic misunderstandings.

      The only use of "warlock" I can think of in the books is "Warlock's Assembly", presumably a legislative body of the magical world that meets maybe every century or so. If "warlock" is taken to be male, which she does not actually imply, then the story would imply a lack of female suffrage. But Rowlings' magical world is remarkably non-sexist: Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff houses, for instance, are named for the female co-founders of Hogwarts, and women seem to be treated rather equally. But the leaders of the Ministry seem to all be male.

    26. Re:Witches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually in wicca (a pagan religion) both males and females are referred to as witches.

  10. The problem.. by nervlord1 · · Score: 1

    The problem with all book to movie/tv translations atleast for me has been they .. well suck the point of reading a book is YOU get to imagine the characters, with only the guide lines of how the author has described them being your limitations, YOU get to imagine the settings. Book to Movies dont often translate and perhaps its just me, but i dont think Lord of the rings will either (specially with elijah wood if that is how you spell his name: the Hobbit is meant to be a plump little red rosey grin fellow, not some skinny small prettyboy. Maybe im too cynical)

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    1. Re:The problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this too, until i saw the preview, i think they did a great job on it.

  11. dave letterman anyone? by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

    did anyone else see dave letterman wednesday night? The kid who played harry was on, but I was too busy on other things to pay attention. but the djs on the radio the next morning were saying he was completely nervous and everything. anyone else see it? what was he like up there?

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    1. Re:dave letterman anyone? by agildehaus · · Score: 1

      He's a kid, thrown into the spotlight with little time to react. Wouldn't you be nervous?

    2. Re:dave letterman anyone? by greenrd · · Score: 2

      Letterman's "10 signs your son is a wizard" (found on the excellent HP fansite darkmark.com):

      10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
      9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
      8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
      7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash -- am I right, parents?
      6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
      5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
      4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
      3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
      2. His homework ate the dog
      1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

  12. And whose voice was it? by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 1

    So was it Danny Radcliffe's voice or not?

    I should have a funnny sig here...

  13. Haley Joel Osment by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm surprised CmdrTaco saw fit to put down Haley Joel Osment's acting skills up there. I mean, did you see AI? That kid *is* a great actor.

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    1. Re:Haley Joel Osment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't HJO in AI, it was a robot which looked like him. Did you even see the film?

    2. Re:Haley Joel Osment by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 1

      His acting is real, but he is not.

    3. Re:Haley Joel Osment by PovRayMan · · Score: 1

      To quote Jon Stewart from the daily show about the new Japanese Robotic cats...

      "...whose hairballs are real. [Pause]. But he is not."

    4. Re:Haley Joel Osment by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      For some reason this got rated Funny; I guess my comment works both ways. I actually meant what I said, but you can pretend I was being sarcastic if you want :) (Anything for Karma, right? Oh wait, I'm capped, darn.)

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    5. Re:Haley Joel Osment by ironhide · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am also surprised. AI was a great movie (although you can critize it) - but Osment's performance was very good!

    6. Re:Haley Joel Osment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      well, the part that makes it funny is that he was good at playing a _robot_

    7. Re:Haley Joel Osment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares?
      Let him taste Lisp!

    8. Re:Haley Joel Osment by Solokron · · Score: 0

      I see Linux people.

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  14. It's a great film by Maiko · · Score: 1

    I saw it last weekend at the previews in the local UCI.
    Having being a HP fan, I thought the film would have ruined the book's feel. Yes, it did leave out subplots, including many that could have made the film's plot clearer to the HP virgin, but what they did leave in was great!
    One point of mention - Quidditch.
    The flying seemed to be very "Missy-Eliot-esque" in terms of movement, and it didn't quite fit into the film's plot as seemlessly as it does in the books. It has the feel of being put in as the obligatory "High Action Fast Paced Exciting Bit" as an afterthought, but it could have been placed into the film better than it did.

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  15. The truly impressed. by keefebert · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have found that only by reading these books can one fully understand what the hype is. I have yet to meet a person who has not loved Harry Potter. I have, however, met numerous people who have not read them commenting on how the hype is uncalled for.

    But until Harry Potter is on your completed reading list, it is impossible to truly understand. While maybe they are not the best written books ever, there is something else about them that takes children into this magical world, and then can take adults back to being children. I urge everyone, if its your thing or not, to try reading these books, and then the movie will really be impressive.

    1. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • I have yet to meet a person who has not loved Harry Potter.

      You've met one now. The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason) and lazily written. The excuse that this is acceptable because they are aimed at children is bunk: Susan Cooper and Dianne Wynn Jones among others produce truly imaginative and challenging fiction aimed at that market. Potter is Muzak in print.

      The Cult of JK Rowling is pretty funny by itself, considering that she's consistenly misrepresented herself (the "struggling single mother" wrote the first book on the back of a literary grant, a luxury most authors can only dream of), and is using Potter as a vehicle for self promotion even though she has sold all rights to the Beast and no longer has any voice in the use of her (ex) property.

      No, I don't like the books, and I don't like the hype, and I don't like the Cult. It's well packaged mediocrity triumphing over substance. Granted, that makes me a subversive, but it's also the reason why I prefer GNU/Linux to Microsoft.

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    2. Re:The truly impressed. by quartz · · Score: 2

      I have, however, met numerous people who have not read them commenting on how the hype is uncalled for.

      Well, I've never read them and I don't consider the hype uncalled for. It doesn't do any harm and it can be safely ignored. I personally had absolutely no clue what Harry Potter was until this article on Slashdot. For all I knew it could have been a brand of cutlery or something.

      As for "urging everyone" to read the books, thanks but no thanks. I have too many *really* important books on my read list to have time for children's "literature".

    3. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      she has sold all rights to the Beast

      And the Beast is? GASP! Commercialism?

      How the hell do you think professional authors support themselves except by selling the rights to publishers/studios?

      I'm a scientist. Every time I publish something I have to give up my copyright to the publisher. It's the price we pay for publicity.

    4. Re:The truly impressed. by satanami69 · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:The truly impressed. by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Thank you! I get the feeling a lot of the adults who rave about the book don't really read that much themselves. I have plenty of reading material to get through, I'm not going to waste time reading kids books.

    6. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god there's someone out there who feels how I do about this whole Harry Potter ordeal. Muzak in print is right, if you can't get your child to read a book with substance then feeding them regurgetated media isn't going to help them. You could have the best characters/actors in the world, but if it's got no substance what's to make it different than a movie?

      And that's exactly what it's been all along, another useless scrap of media garbage that'll fade away as soon as the newest and latest comes out. But then, aren't all AOL products? :P

    7. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)....


      What books are they allegedly plagiarised from?
    8. Re:The truly impressed. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      GNU/Linux. And you are talking about "cults"?

    9. Re:The truly impressed. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Because, although I didn't buy into it during all the hype.. I really enjoyed reading these books recently. Not in any kind of cult-worship way.. but I definately enjoyed reading them.

    10. Re:The truly impressed. by Maryck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You kinda have to view the Potter books like a gateway drug. Even if the books themselves are just middle of the road, they do get kids to read and given the right guidance, those same kids may then decide to try something else.

      As for the commercialism, yes, it is fairly rampant, but that is to be expected. Any book that reaches this level of popularity is going to be scooped up by the media/toy companies. The same is true for cartoons and numerous other forms of media (just take a look at the recent blitz of Gundam toys and models). At least in this case there is a reasonably positive side effect.

      My only concern is that now that the movie is out, many of the kids who might have read the book will just settle for the movie. Unfortunately, I don't know that there is much that can be done about that.

    11. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have too many *really* important books on my read list to have time for children's "literature".

      -- yes, the fact that I don't own a TV set *does* make me a better person.


      Wow, it's like "Invasion from Elitist's World"!

    12. Re:The truly impressed. by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Potter is Muzak in print.
      Perhaps to a literature major or someone who reads a lot of fiction and thereby has been exposed to greater works, the Harry Potter series is mediocre. But to many people who have not read a lot of other fantasy series, they are a welcome adventure. My son started reading them at the age of six. He is now nine and has read each of the four books at least a half-dozen times on his own. I'm not sure why.

      But I have read them all once and do find them fun...what's wrong with a book just being fun to read. It doesn't have to be a prize winner just to be enjoyable. I kind of feel like a lot of the critics of the series are similar to movie critics who lambast stupid summer movies because they have no depth and are so predictable. But hey, fart jokes are funny. I don't know why, but people like movies like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! and they have a right to without people implying they are unsophisticated. So what?

      I have read a lot of fiction, mostly during my teen years, but haven't read any new fiction (other than HP) for some time because I don't really have a lot of time for it. But the books remind me of how much I enjoyed Tolkien, Heinlein, et. al. And it's got me reading War of the Worlds to my son and buying him the Lord of the Rings series (as well as several other series I loved).

      The HP books are an excellent entry point to get people who wouldn't otherwise be reading to realize it can be tons of fun.

      The challenge is for parents to follow-up and show their kids that there's a whole world of other books out there, many of which are better.
      Granted, that makes me a subversive, but it's also the reason why I prefer GNU/Linux to Microsoft.
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    13. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/2001/04/03/ FFXGB21J2LC.html

    14. Re:The truly impressed. by plugger · · Score: 1
      Thank you! I get the feeling a lot of the adults who rave about the book don't really read that much themselves. I have plenty of reading material to get through, I'm not going to waste time reading kids books.

      There's nothing wrong with a bit of variety though. I just came back from a week on holiday where I read the first HP book and 3 Joseph Conrad short stories (HP took 1 day, JC took 3). One touched me profoundly, the other kept me amused for a hot, sunny afternoon.

      Just because I watch a serious film one night, doesn't mean I won't watch cartoons the next.

    15. Re:The truly impressed. by keefebert · · Score: 1
      I agree with you totally. I have read all the books, and am going to see the movie. However, I have not bought any of the merchandise, and have no desire to.

      As for urging people to read, I stick to that point. I am a coleege student, and that means I have a lot of other *really* important stuff to read, but they are were a welcome release when I read them. They were quick and just fun. I know not everyone will agree with this, and that is fine. However, a lot of people are knocking it without trying it.

      I have never used Linux, thus I am not going to say Linux sucks, because I don't know. The same should hold true books. Read it before you hate it.

    16. Re:The truly impressed. by keefebert · · Score: 1

      Like I posted in another comment, I am a college student. I have read this past summer and 1st semester alone 4 Harry Potter books, James McDonoughs "Platton Leader", a Systems Analyst text-book, 2 DB administration text-books, 3 James Patterson Novels, 2 war history books, The Mythical Man-Month by Brooks, and more, and have written esseys on many of them, held a full time job, and attended 16 credit classes at a University. I have read Shakespear, Sophicles, Plato, Marx, Mill, and many more, including Dave Barry, one of my favorite. I have read numerous literary masterpieces. I know what good reading is. And I loved the Harry Potter series so far. The problem with your statement is the idea that anything not intelectual is a waste. I also have plenty of material to get through, and not much time to do it in, and occasionally throwing in something fun can make life a whole lot happier.

    17. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ... Granted, that makes me a subversive,

      Subversive? No.

      Sourpuss? Maybe.

    18. Re:The truly impressed. by greenrd · · Score: 1
      The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)

      Would you care to back up this claim?

      using Potter as a vehicle for self promotion

      What exactly do you mean by that? Could you give a specific example?

      using Potter as a vehicle for self promotion even though she has sold all rights to the Beast and no longer has any voice in the use of her (ex) property

      Non sequitir.

    19. Re:The truly impressed. by Hast · · Score: 1

      I have only read the first one (I have all four.) as of yet. But I can tell you that if you are used to reading you won't be wasting time reading it. Since it's geared towards children it has the reading difficulty to match. I read it in one sitting, 'bout 5 hours or so.

      I wasn't completely impressed. There's a lot better fantasy books out there. (LoTR to mention one.) But it's not bad.

    20. Re:The truly impressed. by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Ah, but which was which? ;)

    21. Re:The truly impressed. by haizi_23 · · Score: 1

      i haven't read any of the books, so i have no basis on which to judge the proof of your claim that they're derivative/plagiarized. however, i think in general those sorts of criticisms levied at works of art are meaningless.

      for one, there's obviously a continuum between completely novel ideas and complete plagiarism. very few people come up w/ totally original works -- almost everyone has influences which you can clearly see. some just do a better job of combining those influences in new ways than others. deciding where on the continuum the point of acceptable innovation is is a tricky issue.

      secondly, reinterpreting old themes and motifs and sometimes entire works is a valid end unto itself. tolkein, for example, made it a point in lord of the rings to rework lots of european mythology. in a slightly different example, musicians can do really interesting things in reinterpreting old songs -- e.g., when miles davis covered "my favorite things" from sound of music, no one criticized him for being unoriginal. another more current example is one of the songs off of busta rhymes' album "anarchy", in which the hook for the song is a really beautiful sample from a stereolab song (i'm blanking on both song names now). i was so pleased to hear that someone in busta's production team was a stereolab fan that i didn't mind at all that they were riding on stereolab's invention.

      thirdly, it's pretty funny to hear criticisms of "derivative" works on a website whose membership for the most part fervently supports free and/or open source software. i mean the whole idea there is that derivative works are not only ok, they're often desirable. is that same standard not applied to non-software art?

    22. Re:The truly impressed. by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Great points. Like you said, don't tell the kids, but Tolkien was - gasp! - derivative as well! It's not like he invented his mythical species etc. "from whole cloth."

      You have to wonder whether someone who claims to be part of the free software movement but really but puts down HP for being derivative has really thought through what they're saying, or whether they're just trolling.

      Sorry, this has been a 100% derivative post. ;-)

    23. Re:The truly impressed. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)

      Would you care to back up this claim?


      As I post elsewhere in the discussion, the Potter books, as wonderfully written as they are, are firmly based in the British Schoolboy Story. Plotlines, personalities, settings... Nothing all that new, but cleverly polished up and presented to a world that hasn't seen it's like in thirty to fifty years.

    24. Re:The truly impressed. by plugger · · Score: 1

      Deeply touched by Harry Potter? I may be shallow, but that was uncalled for ;-)

    25. Re:The truly impressed. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
      Tolkein is not derrivative, he is refferential. The whole point is that if you know the various legends that he is refferencing the books are more fun.

      Furthermore what Tolkein was up to was recreating the mythology that Britain had once had before the Romans and Christianization. The whole point was that the mythology was to be used by others.

      It is only plagarism if the ideas are stolen without attribution. Tolkein made it clear where he took his ideas from and so does Rowling. I doubt that the Tolkein estate executors are unhappy with Harry Potter, since he came alone interest in TLOTR has soared, they have finaly made a decent film of it.

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    26. Re:The truly impressed. by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

      And the point is _____ ? Nobody's had a truly original plot on the basic level since early literature. Shakespeare's tragedies and comedies were pretty much all "derivative" from Greek and Roman (or other) works. Nobody now attacks them for that. Plot originality doesn't have a great deal of impact on the value of literature.

      Now, as I'm thinking about this, you may mean "British Schoolboy Story" as the title of somebody else's book, but I can't find that anywhere else on the comments page right now. If you do mean it in this sense, and it really is plagiarismically close to the original, I believe there are some legal issues to be cleared up, but that doesn't necessarily discount the success of Rowling's works. She must have done something different if her books are selling millions, and few people have heard of the other title.

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    27. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. The one reason I like Harry Potter is because it's got the idiot conservative christians with their panties in a knot.

      The books themselves are like one big cartoon ("the misadventures of Harry the special wizard"). Draco never gets the better of him, and he never seems to be above those around him, either by being smart or introspective or virtuous or anything else. We're supposed to root for him because he's a celebrity.

      Funny - I basically end up agreeing with his enemies, without even necessarily wanting to, because he's not a likeable character.

    28. Re:The truly impressed. by Murgos · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)"

      Would you care to back up this claim?

      Go look for "So you want to be a Wizard?" By Diane Duane, first published in 1983.

      Plagiarism? No, but changing the setting from an american jr. high school to a british boarding school is not the epitome of creativity either.

    29. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is just a snobbish ass. These are the kinds of people who just don't get it. They think quoting some obscure names of authors will impress others. The claims that he makes (Rowling just plagiarized stuff) are completely baseless. He doesn't provide any proof to that claim. As far as the cult of Rowling goes, it is not a cult thing. People the world over love her books, period.

      If he doesn't like the books/movies, then he can certainly say just that. But to alley his insecurities (of not being with the majority of the people), he starts making such rubish statements.

      Anyways, I will say I like the books and the movie is great as well.

    30. Re:The truly impressed. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now, as I'm thinking about this, you may mean "British Schoolboy Story" as the title of somebody else's book, but I can't find that anywhere else on the comments page right now. If you do mean it in this sense, and it really is plagiarismically close to the original, I believe there are some legal issues to be cleared up, but that doesn't necessarily discount the success of Rowling's works. She must have done something different if her books are selling millions, and few people have heard of the other title.

      It's not a title, but a genre, and one well known to the pre-television generation in Britain, now only known to a few booksellers and students of literature. Here is my other post.

    31. Re:The truly impressed. by Knara · · Score: 1

      He probably doesn't get the irony.

    32. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that legal case. It was a publicity-craving nonentity grabbing her chance at the American Dream - to get fat, directly or indirectly, by suing the rich and famous.

      Judging from the synopsis of the other story, the case was rightly thrown out.

      I'm not saying I'm impressed by Rowling. It's true she lived in a three hundred thousand pound house in the Grange in Edinburgh and had equally affluent boyfriends while being a "needy single mother". And her face is fucked.

    33. Re:The truly impressed. by Moofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, so you choose your OS based on what makes you look "subversive" and your literature based on what makes you look "smart".

      Call me crazy, but I pick my OS based on what gets the job done, and my literature based on what amuses me to read. I liked all four Harry Potter books. I think they're about the best young-adult fantasy series since The Chronicles of Narnia. They're interesting, and imaginative, and well told, and fun to read. Are they derivative? Sure! What isn't? I could give a fuck about the hype, or about Ms. Rowling's financial or social situation.

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    34. Re:The truly impressed. by JuliaNZ · · Score: 1

      Well, then your feeling is wrong. I read a great deal, always have, and these books are fucking great. I don't care whether they're deemed 'good literature' or not, they're good stories well told.

      I also think its kinda sad that you don't want to 'waste time' reading kid's books. I mean, sheesh, a couple of hours with a good story isn't going to kill you.

    35. Re:The truly impressed. by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      After reading the last sentence in that message, all of a sudden I have this overwhelming urge to tell you a joke about a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

      ("And what was the name of his other leg?")

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    36. Re:The truly impressed. by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, the first couple of Harry Potter books are nothing to write home about, relatively speaking. But the third and fourth--those are where really interesting things start to happen.

      It seems to me that the books "grow up" along with the reader. The first two are light; they set the stage. But by the time you get to the fourth one, damn. It's like seeing The Empire Strikes Back after watching Star Wars.

      I think a lot of people dismiss the books after reading only the first one. But that's really not fair. You don't fully realize what Rowling's doing with her world until you've read more of them. There are all these clever little details in the books, things that you don't notice on first read but that all start to tie together after you've read more of them. The name of a character who becomes very important in book 3 is mentioned once in a very offhand way in chapter 1 of the first book. An incident from chapter 2 of the first book that we--and Harry--shrug off as just another one of those "strange things" that Harry makes happen turns out to be a defining plot point of the second book. You don't see all these things until your second read-through. Then--it's just like magic, or like a visible shape emerging from one of those 3D optical illusions that just look like random blots. You start seeing all these little things that weren't there at all until you knew where to look for them.

      As for who they're pitched at...well, the fourth book--which is 700 pages long, a remarkable length for a children's book--begins with a chapter that gave me a serious case of the willies. To this day I can't read that without making sure all the lights are on first--and I'm 28 years old. The rest of the book doesn't pull very many punches, either. Fathers schisming with sons, a named character dying...a soul getting sucked out and devoured...scary stuff.

      Don't prejudge. If you're going to knock the Harry Potter books (and that's a general sort of you, not aimed specifically at the fellow I'm replying to), at least read them first. It's not even like you have to go to that much effort to find them; e-texts of all four of them are floating around on Gnutella. I normally don't advocate "piracy," but if there's no other way you're going to read them, I'll make an exception. I think most people will realize they're good enough that they'll want to go right out and buy them immediately afterward anyway.

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    37. Re:The truly impressed. by Paranomos · · Score: 1

      When you say "granted", you imply that your listener is about to make an obvious point. It's a very useful way of putting words in someone else's mouth. But it's hardly obvious that you're a "subversive." What is obvious is that you're a sanctimonious ass.

    38. Re:The truly impressed. by Mixmaster+Waffles · · Score: 1

      On the subject of plagarism:
      http://movies.go.com/news/2000/3/potterplagiary0 31 700.html

      So there might be some merit to the comments on plagarism. Maybe they should have settled out of court, this lady does have some real complaints. That said, I still love the books, nomatter where muggles or the name Potter came from. I didn't get into the books until I needed something small to read during play practices, and then I was hooked.

      I also love people who hold it against atrists/musicians/writers for making money. God forbid they should be able to live off their talent. And no, Harry potter isn't full of amazing revelations about the human soul, nor is it meant to. It also doesn't teach ultra sappy life lessons that seem forced. It's just good fun. Think of art for art's sake. If you want muzak in print, look for Goosebumps or any other series with 20,000 books. Seven books is nothing.

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    39. Re:The truly impressed. by SlapAyoda · · Score: 1

      I don't like the hype, and I don't like the Cult. It's well packaged mediocrity triumphing over substance. Granted, that makes me a subversive, but it's also the reason why I prefer GNU/Linux to Microsoft.

      Funny, that's why I prefer real Unices over Linux.

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    40. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neil Gaiman's Books of Magic, about a young boy called Timothy Hunter. Also in 2000AD in the UK with a slightly different protagonist, but effectively the same thing.

    41. Re:The truly impressed. by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Just like Titanic and Independence Day, I'm going to be the one person on earth that hasn't seen it and doesn't want to. I prefer movies with actual substance, and something other than the standard story line. I'd be willing to bet that Harry Potter wins in this one... Am I right or am I right?

      I think of Wild Things as the most recent movie I've seen that qualifies as worth watching. It had a complex, different, and unpredictable story line. It seems like every production company out there has fallen victim to the Disney syndrome...

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    42. Re:The truly impressed. by vague · · Score: 1
      Agreed 100% on Dianne Wynn Jones, she writes awesome books for that audience.

      Everyone should read them.

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    43. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • so you choose your OS based on what makes you look "subversive"

      What I said was that I choose my OS based on substance over well packaged mediocrity, and that this choice is considered as subversive (or elitist, substitute your own derogatory term) by the peddlars of mediocrity. Brush up on your comprehension skills.

      • Are [the Potter books] derivative? Sure! What isn't?

      Dianne Wynne Jones and (to a lesser extent) Susan Cooper. You're really just making my point about how it's easy to settle for mediocrity when you haven't tried the alternatives.

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    44. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe that was the hint to indicate a masterly disguised bit of sarcasm? :)

    45. Re:The truly impressed. by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      I havent read the books myself, but after seening the movie, I'm not sure what the hype is about. While friends of mine said it followed the book very well, the story jumped around quite a bit, the was very little sense of time passing(im not talking about the cg where the seasons change,but the evens during each season).

      The secnd hour of the movie seemed almost unnecesscary, the broomstick game sequence seemed pointless as harry has already established that he is good at catching fast moving objects.

      I didnt think most of the CG was that impressive either.

      I didnt like this movie that much, but everyone I met who has read it has. Now based upon the movie I probably wont read the book.

      Another funny thing is that when I was a kid fantazing about doing great things it was never the 11 year old me slaying dragons or flying planes but a version of myself in my 20's. Maybe thats why I couldnt relate to the characters.

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    46. Re:The truly impressed. by Amanset · · Score: 2

      what's wrong with a book just being fun to read. It doesn't have to be a prize winner just to be enjoyable.

      You, sir, are now my personal hero. Too many people forget this.

      Ms Rowling has made reading fun for young kids again. That, IMHO, is more important than anything else regarding Harry Potter.

      I say thank God and congratulations.

    47. Re:The truly impressed. by hawk · · Score: 2
      > GNU/Linux. And you are talking about "cults"?


      Yes, but if they were titled, "GNU/Harry Potter," he'd be much happier :)


      :)
      hawk

    48. Re:The truly impressed. by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      I don't see how you can dismiss ``children's "literature"'' so quickly. I can't think of any books that you can have on your reading list that are actually more important to have read than some of the best ``children's "literature"''.

      When an author wants to influence the mindset of their audience, they write a children's book. Do you really want to miss out on what authors want the world around them thinking? What fiction targeted at adults actually promotes a mindset in the way that say "The Chronicles of Narnia" does?

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    49. Re:The truly impressed. by trkball · · Score: 0

      you choose your OS based on what makes you look "subversive"

      Why does it seem that any OS other than Windows is subversive these days? We're so fucked.

    50. Re:The truly impressed. by bfree · · Score: 2

      Well I notice one has introduced themselves already but here is another! I have read the first two books (in the last fortnight) and went to see the film on Friday evening, I give it 2 out of 10 and it only gets any marks for some cartoon style ingenuity in the special effects of broom flying. The film is a dog pure and simple. After I read the book but before seeing the film I was discussing with someone the underlying problems they would have with time, the problem is they seem to have resolved this problem by chopping out anything that might possibly be ommitted and then rewriting some of what remains to make something close to a plot. They neither remained faithful to the original book or strived to create a new route throught the same plot. Let me give you an example (SPOILER ALERT for the very ignorant):
      At the end of the film we see three of the four tables leaping around to celebrate the victory of Griffendor House while the Slys are sitting down? Why? It is completely unexplained by the films content (though it is clear in the book).
      The whole film is slow, boring (if the seat I had been in was confortable I would have been out cold) and disjointed. It left me incredilbly unsatisfied. To put this into context, I was expecting to have a bunch of complaints about the film but to feel it was a harmless, fun kids film at the end of the day but I actually left it thinking that what had happened was as follows:

      When half the book was filmed near verbatim they realised they already had a 2-3 hour film so some idiot just chopped out as much plot and scenes as possible so they had to reshoot as few scenes as possible (Hagrids dragon seems like a clear example of this) and then finished the film. Then they realised they were still looking at 3+ hours so they whittled away (leaving all the effects they had spent so much money on like the relatively loooong approach to Hogwarts in the boats) until they finally got to what they released.
      And my final counterpoint (to the original review) would be that the child actors as a rule were terrible. Ron and Neville (who had nearly nothing to do but look dumb a few times) were ok, but Harry, Hermione, the Twins and Draco were brutal and derivative (we have seen these very same child performances a million times before, we all no what bad child acting is).
      I can't believe I am bothering to bitch about this, but I still can't believe a single favourable review has been received for this film as I am sure it will dog in the box office (too long for kids and too crap for adults). Can anyone explain to me something I missed (like the director is deaf-dumb-blind) which should excuse this crap?

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    51. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • GNU/Linux. And you are talking about "cults"?

      I use SuSE Linux 7.3, because it does everything that I need, it installed flawlessly, works as advertised, and it cost me £35 which lets me install it on all five of my machines..

      The (well packaged mediocre) alternative is Windows XP. That does some of the things that I need, had trouble installing (RC1), and didn't perform as advertised (it doesn't run all legacy Win32 applications). Oh, and it costs £165 per machine.

      Explain why my choice is cultish.

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    52. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
        • The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)
        Would you care to back up this claim?

      Not particularly. It's been covered many times before. Larry Potter, muggles, Aunt Lil(l)y, Books of Magic. It's not a huge issue, most books are derivative. My point is that some children's fantasy fiction is not derivating (e.g. Dianne Wynne Jones), and it would be nice to see this acknowledged and respected rather than being quoshed as being disrespecful to the Cult of Harry. Look at the venom and ire that any questioning of the quality of the Harry Potter books has generated here, and ask yourself if this is really an indicator that Potter acts as a gateway to other books.

        • using Potter as a vehicle for self promotion
        What exactly do you mean by that? Could you give a specific example?

      Not from an out of context quote, but thanks for trying. Finish if off: "even though she has sold all rights".

      I mean that JK Rowling no longer owns the right to the character of Harry Potter, or to any of the associated trademarks or intellectual property. She is now doing work-for-hire for a third party, and has no legal right to continue to claim an affinity with the character, any more than a fan fictionist does. She writes Potter books on sufference now. In the past year, she has been on a promotional tour with the emphasis heavily on her as a person rather than as an author. During this time, she has broken her promise (to her audience) to write another book, relinquishing any lingering moral right to an affinity with the readership. She is a tax exile who hypocritically claims to be fond of her "home" of Edinburgh. She has (inconsistently) misrepresented herself as writing the first Harry Potter book in cafes while a struggling single mother. The listener is invited to infer an image of, say, Rene Zellweger working in a steamy diner then writing all night while bringing up a child. She wrote the book as a customer in cafes, with the benefit of an arts grant, a luxury most first authors can only dream of.

      I respect JK Rowling as a businessperson, but I do not like her sloppy work, nor I do not like the choices that she has made, or the misrepresentations she continues to make regarding her relationship with and control over the series. I view her as now being little more than a well manicured figurehead. JK Rowling and Harry Potter symbolise the commoditisation of books and of authors. I acknowledge that it is inevitable, but I do not have to like it, nor to jump on the bandwagon.

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    53. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • i haven't read any of the books

      Do. They are rather fun. I said mediocre, not actively bad.

      • so i have no basis on which to judge the proof of your claim that they're derivative/plagiarized

      All books are derivative, and I never claimed that they were plagiarised. I suggested that they might be. You have to make your own decision on that, and I do agree that the bulk of the work is original. But they contain characters, names and situations that can be found with minimal changes in prior recent works. That is the definition of plagiarism. No schoolchild would be allowed to get away with doing this, and I'm uncertain why JK Rowling is not only allowed to do so, but is defended robustly by people who haven't even read her work.

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    54. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Tolkein made it clear where he took his ideas from and so does Rowling

      I beg to bloody well differ. JK Rowling was very careful to never attributed the names, characters and situations that she lifted verbatim or nearly so from recent copyrighted works.

      The issue is largely irrelevant now, as JK Rowling no longer owns any interest in the character of Larry - sorry Harry - Potter or any associated trademarks. She is now doing work-for-hire for a third party and could be replaced (legally and morally) tomorrow.

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    55. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Subversive, elitist, santimonious ass. Supply your own epithet, but the core of the issue is the same: suggest that there are better works than Harry Potter (give examples even), and be attacked savagely.

      In this kind of climate, I have to wonder about the assumption that Harry Potter is a gateway to other books.

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    56. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I havent read the books myself, but after seening the movie, I'm not sure what the hype is about

      Despite my original post, I would encourage you to read them (whatever your age). They are fun reads. My only point is that it would be nice if they really did act as gateways to more challenging fiction. Also, popularity should not excuse plagiarism, and it would be nice to see the creators of the borrowed (recent, non public domain) content being credited rather than denied.

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    57. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • How the hell do you think professional authors support themselves except by selling the rights to publishers/studios?

      The way that it generally works (in the UK) is that the auther retains copyright and rights to the trademarks and intellectual property, and sells limited rights in limited media for a limited time. Scientific and technical books tend to be different, but it doesn't have to be that way. A quick scan of my desk reveals that "Effective C++ 2nd Edition" is © Addison-Wesley, but "Programming Windows 95" is © Charles Petzold.

      What JK Rowling has done is to sell her entire interest in all rights to the work, trademarks and characters. She is now doing work-for-hire, and could be replaced tomorrow, and even persecuted (as fan fiction writers are) and sued for creating content using the trademarks and characters that she no longer owns. As she has reneged on her promise to write a book a year, choosing instead to go on a promotional tour, she has also ceded any moral right to make cachet off of the books.

      JK Rowling has never been short of money, and has now made a series of conscious choices to sell all rights (legal and moral) to Harry Potter in return for fame and fortune. On that basis, while I respect her as a business person, I have no respect at all for her an author.

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    58. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
        • Subversive? No.
        Sourpuss? Maybe.

      Subversive, sourpuss, elitist, pick your own derogatory ephithet. The intention is the same; to belittle and ostracise. I note that you don't bother to refute any of what I wrote. On the other hand, small blessing, you don't read into it things that I didn't write, like so many respondants here.

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    59. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • This guy is just a snobbish ass

      Don't play to the gallery, I'm right here. I'm even reading your AC post.

      • These are the kinds of people who just don't get it. They think quoting some obscure names of authors will impress others

      The genuine intention was to suggest other books that people could consider in addition to Harry Potter. If you haven't read the books that I suggested, how can you judge their relative worth?

      But, on balance, maybe you personally would be better served just waiting for the next Harry Potter.

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    60. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • We're supposed to root for [Harry] because he's a celebrity. Funny - I basically end up agreeing with his enemies, without even necessarily wanting to, because he's not a likeable character

      That's it exactly. And it's deliberate; the characterisation is the strongest part of the Potter books, so it's no accident that Harry is so anodyne and blank.

      What I dislike about this is that Harry bumbles through with serendipity and with help from his friends. He is neither pro-active nor decisive. He has no admirable qualities other than loyalty. Dumb and trusting, Harry is the eponymous victim. Not a role model I would choose for my children.

      Harry is designed to offend no-one, to act as a non-descript pair of eyes through which children can view a different world. Nobody wants to be Harry; they want to be Hermione or Ron. Harry never sees through the plots around him, and so the reader is never invited to try. It's a passive ride. Muzak in print.

      Once more for luck: this isn't bad, just mediocre. There are other ways to write a main character. Read Harry Potter, but then go and read some other books as well.

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    61. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • He probably doesn't get the irony.

      He does get the potential for irony, and enjoys using irony - but not on Slashdot, where it's rarely appreciated.

      A year ago, I couldn't find a GNU/Linux distro that I was happy with on the desktop. Now I have. SuSE Linux 7.3 installs more easily than Windows XP, runs according to specification, does everything that I need it to do, and costs far less. I've changed my mind based on continues exposure to the alternatives, which is what I advocate for Harry Potter readers as well. Try Harry, but then try something else, even if your friends don't like it or think it's wierd.

      What's cultish about my behaviour?

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    62. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Why does it seem that any OS other than Windows is subversive these days?

      Because promotion of that view is paid for by Microsoft and the RIAA and MPAA. For subversive, substitute dangerous, elitist, unpatriotic or just good old strange, different or wierd.

      My point is that even if you're happy with what you've got, and even if all your friends are happy, you can still try other things (other books, other OS's) and see if there's something out there that you might like even more

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    63. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • You kinda have to view the Potter books like a gateway drug. Even if the books themselves are just middle of the road, they do get kids to read and given the right guidance, those same kids may then decide to try something else

      That's my hope, and why I suggested alternatives. However, the amount of venom that provokes leads me to wonder if Harry Potter will lead to anything except more Harry Potter.

      • Any book that reaches this level of popularity is going to be scooped up by the media/toy companies.

      Calvin and Hobbes never was (rather, it was briefly, but Bill Watterson bought back the rights at great personal expense). Authors choose to sell rights. Just because nearly everyone does it doesn't mean that it's the only way to go, or that it's something to be admired.

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    64. Re:The truly impressed. by topher1kenobe · · Score: 1
      I personally had absolutely no clue what Harry Potter was until this article on Slashdot.


      Harry Potter was a colonel on M*A*S*H

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    65. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • My son started reading them at the age of six. He is now nine and has read each of the four books at least a half-dozen times on his own. I'm not sure why.

      Because they're enjoyable and easy to read. Has he read any other books during this time? If he played the same computer game over and over, would you be concerned?

      • But the books remind me of how much I enjoyed Tolkien, Heinlein, et. al

      Myself also. The important difference was that these books spurred me on to try other authors and other genres. I'm rather concerned that Harry Potter books only lead to more Harry Potter books, and now to movies and merchandise. I'm not seeing anything to contradict that here or elsewhere, other than crossed fingers.

      Once again for luck: Harry Potter is better than nothing. But it's just a damn shame that it seems to be the end of the road for so many readers.

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    66. Re:The truly impressed. by keefebert · · Score: 1

      I agree in terms of the movie. My original posts were up before I saw it, and I admit I was disappointed. I knew what was going on, yet felt that I didn't. I can only imagine someone who has not read the book. The acting was bad, and some important scenes were left out. It is a shame that they needed to stick to the book so much that they couldn't make a decent movie. Imagine what will happen when they get to book 4, all 700 pages of it. It will be 2.5 hours of brooms and Harry fighting a dragon. Sounds like fun. Maybe he would have learned to act by then, and Draco will become a crack addict or something, forcing them to get a real actor. He was awful. The books were great, the movie, not so much.

    67. Re:The truly impressed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. The poster above who said you probably don't get the irony was right on. Hint: it's not about the "Linux" part.

    68. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • The poster above who said you probably don't get the irony was right on. Hint: it's not about the "Linux" part

      I get it, I'm just not going to bite or throw a hissy fit or get into an argument over it (perhaps you should consider that anyone claiming to use just "Linux" is less likely to be considering the issue and getting the point). Calm and clear. Educate, don't berate. Although if I'm being properly attributive, I should really say that I run KDE/X/GNU/Linux. ;-)

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  16. Awwwww, it was a joke! by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I shoulda known better.

    Stoopid mod-head.

    1. Re:Awwwww, it was a joke! by GdoL · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Maybe this will be rated offtopic, but I should include a tip that it was a joke. There are a lot of people reading and moderating and not all get the joke. Different mood, culture, football. :-)

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  17. It is a all family film :-) by GdoL · · Score: 1

    It's just like starwars. One kid who is discovering the world, with funny and strange friends, in a strange place.

    The huge difference are the technologies. Here you miss a bit of magique not flying soccers, only flying brooms.

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    1. Re:It is a all family film :-) by GdoL · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the fast finger nad lazy eyes:(but is a good laugh "flying soccer"??)

      'magic' or 'sorcery'
      &

      'flying saucer'

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  18. Yeah, but whats with the overmerchandising... by vmalloc_ · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It was an ok movie, IMHO.

    But god damn, I'm getting sick of all the merchandising crap. A friend and I were walking down a store and we saw a "Harry Potter Magic Wand". You want to know what it was? A fake plastic treestick. It was curved and bent to represent something you'd pull off a treebranch, except it was plastic. God, thats thick.

    1. Re:Yeah, but whats with the overmerchandising... by mselmeci · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way. They had trading card games for crissakes even before the movie came out! They did the same thing with Pokeamon, too. It's really getting annoying.

  19. Re:Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Yep. It was a shame that we only saw one of the Quidditch matches in the book. They also had to miss out a fair chunk near the beginning, with the extremes Uncle Vernon goes to to get away from the letters.

  20. In-flight reading? by TomatoMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;)

    Hope you're flying around the world.

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    1. Re:In-flight reading? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Hey, what with security screening lines and stupid food-service workers avoiding security screenings, thus locking down entire airports, I doubt even the 4th Harry Potter book would be long enough for a flight in the US these days.

  21. "Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anybody know why they changed the name (of both the book and movie) for the U.S.? Did they dub the movie as well to change the name of the stone?

    I'm just curious because I can't imagine why they would go to so much trouble to eliminate the word "philosopher".

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    1. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, allegedly, Americans don't know what the philosopher's stone is or does. So they used sorcerer's stone because it sounds magicy.

    2. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      According to one site, they shot the scenes twice. I think this is something to do with the media corporations aiming at the lowest common denominator. They probably felt that there might be someone put off with a film about philosophers or something stupid like that - Do remember these are marketing people.

    3. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 2

      Wow! So they figured the cost of having the word 'philosopher' in the title was greater than the cost of shooting all those scenes twice?!

      So philosopher mean something different in the U.S. that I don't know about? I've never been aware of any kind of negative connotation attached to the word.

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    4. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book was renamed in America first.

      So the risk was people not going to see the film "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" after they had read the book "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone"

      Yes ... it was a silly idea to change the name of the book and an even sillier idea to change the name of the film as well.

    5. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by apidya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      apparently (according to news sources in the uk), it's because american audiences (of the book and the film) wouldn't understand who/what a philosopher is. so they simplified it.

    6. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by xmalenko · · Score: 1

      This is coming from some crazy religion show that was telling how Harry Potter is the devil, after being re-interperated and deFUDisized by myself.

      Apparently, the term Philosophers Stone has to do with some occult item, which is supposed to give the holder god-like knowledge and power, or something along those lines (feel free to correct me).

      The whole occult theme has always been stronger in Europe than in the US, and by calling it the Philosophers Stone there, it gives it a deeper, darker meaning, while Harry is an innocent child, the side of good and light. And that's where the fun comes in.

      Now, why was it changed for the US? Well, a couple reasons. Americans, in general, arent familiar with terms like Philosophers Stone, and frankly, that sounds like something a speaker would pass in a college philosophy class. Now, take the term Sorcerers Stone, and thats magical, that'll put butts in the seats.

      Now, I may be compeletly wrong, maybe they think Americans are religiously sensitive? Who knows. Let's get an Ask /. of the author or marketers and find out!

    7. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by autocracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Different meaning mostly. Philosopher's Stone will paint a different mental image for Europeans than Americans. Sorcerer's Stone doesn't paint the same image for us, but it brings us closer at least.

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    8. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can't believe it.

      Yes, the publisher changed the title to "Sorcerer's Stone" because they thought the average American would be too ignorant to know what a "Philosopher's Stone" was.

      I thought that was just more playing to the lowest common denominator bunk, but here on Slashdot, the previous comments all seem to indicate that you all miss the reference.

      God, you people need to get out and get some humanities exposure...history, literature, *something*...the world isn't all computers...

      The legendary philosopher's stone was an item sought by alchemists back when there were folks who thought alchemy was legit. (this was a few centuries back). They thought it would aid in the transmutation of lead into gold, etc.

      Look it up

    9. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by DGolden · · Score: 2

      Now, I may be compeletly wrong, maybe they think Americans are religiously sensitive?

      In Europe, Americans definitely have a reputation for scary religious fundamentalism, particularly for nut-job guitar-strumming "born again christians", creationists and other such loonies.

      Now, the vast majority of Americans I've actually met (not particularly representative of the entirety of America, since they were the ones who can afford to wander over to Europe for the hell of it) have not been even remotely religious - but the Americans one sees on T.V. tend to be thanking/praising/frothing-at-mouth to their god at the drop of a hat.

      When one sees american christian fundies and middle-eastern islamic fundies on T.V., the similarities tend to worry the average "godless-commie-european", since we're stuck in between (see the recent wonderful american missile defence plans, which intercept missiles headed for America... so that they drop onto Europe instead...)

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    10. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So philosopher mean something different in the U.S. that I don't know about?

      'Philosopher' doesn't mean anything in the U.S. That's why they changed it.

    11. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by VA+Software · · Score: 1

      Philosopher's Stone is the substance that the medieval alchemists sought to create. The substance would turn base metals into gold.

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    12. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Robotech_Master · · Score: 4, Informative

      To answer that question, you sort of have to go back to why they renamed the book Sorcerer's Stone when they brought it over to America. Because I expect that in the end, they renamed the film simply to rhyme with the title of the book, so as not to confuse all the people who didn't know what's going on.

      When the book was being brought over for America, they changed a lot of British slang terms. For instance, "bogeys" became "boogers" (though I noticed they kept the uses of the word "bogey" in the film--probably too expensive to reshoot _all_ those scenes). (Interestingly enough, both "bogey" and "booger" have another Harry Potter connection--they come from the same root word as "Boggart," a monster Harry deals with in book 3!) "Jumpers" became "sweaters," and the new word Dudley learned in Chapter 1 was "shan't" over there in England and "won't" over here in the USA! Dumbledore's favorite candy, the sherbet lemon, became the lemon drop (though when Harry goes to Dumbledore's office in a later book, the password is sherbet lemon, with a reference back to Dumbledore liking them!). The list goes on and on.

      Anyway, the revisions included the word "Philosopher" to "Sorcerer". I have no idea why; I can only assume it's because they thought American kids might not be familiar enough with alchemy-lore to recognize the Philosopher's Stone, and would end up wondering, "But where's the philosopher?"

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    13. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just a clarification, for those poor 'mericans deeply offended by the name change: they left it intact in the canadian release.
      Guess our kids are a bit more sophisticated...

      ;)

    14. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      But it's interesting that when you know what the stone _does_, it's got nothing to do with being a philosopher, and everything to do with being a sorcerer, so it all works out in the end.

    15. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by DickChase · · Score: 1

      The Scholastic (the U.S. publisher) editor recommended changing the title because it was too esoteric. Rowling herself apparently suggested Sorcerer as substitution for Philosopher.

    16. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by howardcohen · · Score: 1

      Betcha they focus-group tested it, and discovered that philosophers are deemed dull while sorcerers are scary and fun.

    17. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Funkitup · · Score: 1

      Philosopher in the UK conjures up images of old men with beards from Greece talking about gods and stuff - instantly magical. I don't know what images it has in the US.

      Europeans have this historical context that is just not there in the US.

      Though history education is very euro centric (in europe), at least it goes much further than US history teaching.

      (on a side note...) Why don't kids get taught world history these days? History is an academic subject which should broaden minds, not brainwash them.

    18. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by jea6 · · Score: 1

      They changed the name so as to not confuse throngs of Van Morrison fans, of course.

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    19. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by slim · · Score: 2

      apparently (according to news sources in the uk), it's because american audiences (of the book and the film) wouldn't understand who/what a philosopher is. so they simplified it.

      More likely, Americans *would* know what a philospher was, and hence expect the "philosopher's stone" to somehow tie in with Plato or Nietche -- whereas in fact the phrase "philosopher's stone" refers to the substance sought by alchemists; see http://skepdic.com/alchem.html

      There is a long tradition of assuming American film audiences are stupid (my guess is that Hollywood execs with a low opinion of their audience do this, not snotty Englishmen). The play that became the film "The Madness of King George" was originally called "The Madness of George III"; it is said that the name was changed because of fears that American audiences would assume they had missed the first two films of a trilogy!

  22. Visualization of book by Verence · · Score: 1

    I have to say that this was dead-on. My favorite scenes in the book were always in the dining hall, and this was a perfect hit there.

    I had fears going in that the movie would contrast with my mind's eye perspective, but they were unjustified. This really was a great film - definitely recommend.

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    1. Re:Visualization of book by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 0

      Ergo: You think like everyone else.

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    2. Re:Visualization of book by Verence · · Score: 1

      Perhaps regarding my vague conceptions (not intricate details, mind you)- but if you imply that I should not comment, I disagree. Boring, ordinary comments like mine are what 'scores' are designed to place in the shadows for most folk.

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    3. Re:Visualization of book by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 0

      Naw, I just figured that I'd razz you a bit. Actually, I haven't read the book, and after I go see the movie, I'll pick it up and see how true to the book it is.
      I guess being stuck in work late on a weekend is enough to make me be an ass.

      AWG

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  23. Dizzy in the head by nr · · Score: 0

    Harry Potsmoker must have take to many hits from the bong.

  24. DVD and franchise by effer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This movie is likely going to be the first successfully designed DVD movie. The theatrical release, by nature, is assured success from the start which allows for ample planning to release a vastly expanded version on DVD.
    Not just deleted scenes, but fully composed add-ons that needed to be deleted to bring the film within a reasonable length for theater goers.
    I hope to see this used more. Many adaptations fail due to the 2-2.5 hour length the average movie goers will endure at a cinema. DVD and what ever replaces it allow directoers to utilize their immediate resources to film full adaptations/stories that can have all the backstory added later to fully realize their vision of the story.
    I admit, I have no concrete knowledge on HP, but given the trim and the quality that Columbas (surprisingly) pulled off here, I'm confident the DVD will be excellent.

    1. Re:DVD and franchise by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      There's a persistent rumor going around about a four hour director's cut--despite the fact that Columbus himself has flatly said those rumors are false. I've written a bit about it in my LiveJournal, with links to the pertinent articles.

      I am looking forward to the DVD, though.

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    2. Re:DVD and franchise by hughk · · Score: 1
      These days, it is much easier for a "director's cut" to be put together. WB will certainly see the value of finding a way to get extra milage out of the film after the first DVD release.

      One reason is that there has been some bad stuff said about the SFX. If the picture turns out to be big then it easy to find the resources to redo some of that stuff.

      The key point is how much dialogue do they have in the can? It is difficult to slap that together later. Again, a lot more could be shown of the teatures, but was it ever filmed?

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  25. from The Onion by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

    This came out a little while ago but is worth a click:
    Harry Potter Sparks Rise in Satanism Among Children"

    1. Re:from The Onion by vsavatar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think it's all that funny actually, because if they bothered to brush up on their research they'd have found that there has been a large rise in children, especially teenagers becoming involved in the occult and in things like witchcraft. The Pagan Federation has had to appoint a youth officer to handle all these inquiries from children and teens who want to learn how to cast spells and learn witchcraft. And guess what, every time that a new Harry Potter book comes out they get a resurgance in the number of inquiries. What gets me most about Harry Potter is that the author uses real occult references instead of harmless made up stuff as was done in Bedknobs and Broomsticks and the Wizard of Oz, etc. So, yeah, if you want to teach your kid about witchcraft you ought to take him/her to see this movie, but I as a Christian would not take my child to see it if I had a child. As a side note, I am NOT even CLOSE to a right-wing extremist so don't even TRY to rope me into that category. There's lots of things the right wing extremists say that I am completely against.

    2. Re:from The Onion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not an extremist, but obviously not secure enough in your person or your religion to live and let live.

    3. Re:from The Onion by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      Can I put you in the category of "Nutter" then?
      It's ALL harmless made up stuff. It's a lot more harmless made up stuff than some of the made up stuff in the world. Wicca or whatever you choose to call it is no more or less made up stuff than any other religion. Admittedly it was made up largely by wannabe poets in the early 20th century, but it's still all made up.

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    4. Re:from The Onion by metachimp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You might not be a right-wing extremist, but it's pretty clear that you regard Christianity as THE religion.


      Pagan traditions are a perfectly valid religious tradition in and of themselves. Harry Potter books are mere fantasy, they have little to do with any existing pagan religious such as Wicca or Druidism.


      Perhaps more teenagers are turning toward pagan religions because of the smug intolerance towards other religions (think of Reverend Lovejoy from "The Simpsons") they see from their "Christian" neighbors, who generally exemplify very, very little of Christ's teachings. Perhaps in a genuine search for a meaningful spirituality, they look into and find out more about other religious traditions such as those found in many of the neo-pagan traditions. Perhaps they end up becoming atheists, perhaps they end up joining Opus Dei. Perhaps they end up running through the woods nude under the full moon. Perhaps they end up eating bread that turns to flesh and wine that turns to blood. At any rate, Christians have not cornered the market on ethical or moral behavior, developing an interest in the modern adaptations of pre-christian religions is hardly the road to perdition that most bible thumpers would have us believe.

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    5. Re:from The Onion by vsavatar · · Score: 1

      If you want to believe that then it's your choice. I'm not saying that people have to be Christian. I'm saying that I, as a Christian would not take my kids to see this movie, and that I would recommend other Christians do the same. If you think that it's all made up, then you had better be right.

    6. Re:from The Onion by vsavatar · · Score: 1

      Well, you're right about one thing. I do think of Christianity as the only right way of living. And as to most Christians not exemplifying Christ's teachings. I may not be perfect, but I try, and I fail, continually, but I know that it's not my works that are saving me, cuz if it was, I'd be hellward bound. I do, however, believe that since this is America that you should be free to practice whatever religion you want as long as it doesn't prevent me from practicing mine. What I am saying is that Christians shouldn't take their kids to go see these movies. If you really read the books you'd know that they are full of *REAL* occult references that deal with witchcraft.

    7. Re:from The Onion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but I as a Christian would not take my child to see it if I had a child

      Please, let's keep it that way. With this view on life probability of you having a child is low, but still... don't. If you can't see the difference between a fantasy book that teaches tolerance and nuance vs something harmfull, you're just to dumb to raise children. Cf. HP-3 (tPoA), where Harry spares the life of the person who has killed his parents, an offence that according to you're bible would've warranted Harry to kill as well.

  26. The scrptwriter says it's a european movie by GdoL · · Score: 1

    I read on my local paper that the scriptwriter wasn't expecting a lot of people to the movie because it was a european style movie, not much action. He really said that didn't get all the pub about a european style movie. Figure the surprise of the guy the next few weeks!

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  27. Won't see it. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The one reason I wont see the movie is i doubt it has those "adult jokes" like all of Pixar's movies have. You know, the sruff for the older crowd in the movie, thew stuff that flies over the kid's head.

    1. Re:Won't see it. by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

      The one reason I wont see the movie is i doubt it has those "adult jokes" like all of Pixar's movies have. You know, the sruff for the older crowd in the movie, thew stuff that flies over the kid's head.

      Worse still, a lot of funny lines from the book - the kind that would make adults laugh - have been omitted from the film. I've no idea why, it seems crazy.

      Despite this, I'd still recommend that you watch it before judging it. I thought that it was fantastic, despite several minor flaws.

      HH
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    2. Re:Won't see it. by epukinsk · · Score: 2

      I saw it last night, and there really wasn't. We were at the 10:15 showing, which means practically no kids in the theater. At most, a handful of people laughed at any particular joke. The timing was generally poor. Contrast this with 'For The Birds', the short in front of Monster Inc, which had kids and parents alike rolling in the isles for the duration.

      The rest of the movie: casting, scenery, props, acting, photography, special effects all ranged from very good to top notch. Only the directing was lacking.

      -Erik

    3. Re:Won't see it. by kputnam · · Score: 1

      While I agree with this, I personally didn't find any of the jokes particularly funny. The people behind me (I had to sit in the very front row, ugh) chuckled slightly, but nothing more. I know it is a fantasy, but good humor brightens things up for those of us who weren't really entertained by the movie's plot (namely, me)

    4. Re:Won't see it. by CAVE^MAN · · Score: 1

      yup, they cut my favorite line from the book where Ron says, "Have you gone mad, are you a witch or not?" to Hermione. :(

    5. Re:Won't see it. by Xibby · · Score: 2

      The funniest part of the movie: The Monsters, Inc. Teaser with Sully and Mike playing charades.

      Mike: Movie, 2 words...
      Sully points to underarm
      Mike: Stinky, smelly, Hairy!
      Sully grabs potted plant...
      Mike: The Sound of Music!

      If anyone sees this teaser online, post URL. This teaser could almost be a Pixar short. :)

      --
      I'm going to go back in my box and will think within the limits of my box: MS Sucks Linux Good I read too much Slashdot.
  28. Oh dear by fobbman · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Well, I certainly hope that you snuck into the theater to avoid paying money to the eeeeeeevil Warner Bros. I'd hate to see your money going to the ongoing hassles from the MPAA.

    1. Re:Oh dear by abe+ferlman · · Score: 2

      Thank god we have you here representing the hypocrisy police. I mean, I'm certain you've done so much more than CmdrTaco to raise awareness of the dickheaded things the MPAA and RIAA are doing.

      You don't have to be a monk to oppose the RIAA/MPAA. In fact, when they occasionally get things right (investing in fantasy movies with *gasp* plots), maybe it makes sense to invest in them.

      --
      microsoftword.mp3 - it doesn't care that they're not words...
    2. Re:Oh dear by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Good points both. There ain't a lot of large corporations that don't do something shady or unethical or disagreeable (carpet shops sourcing from factories employing slaves; food companies making tobacco or selling armaments to repressive regimes; computer and cellphone manufacturers sourcing raw materials indirectly from slaves, etc. etc.), but it's not really practicable for many of us to avoid paying our "tithe" to all of them all the time - and those who do manage wouldn't have computers and wouldn't be here on Slashdot to debate the issue!

      Personally I do my bit by being a vegan, trying to avoid needless consumerism, and "stealing" music instead of buying it (just kidding on that last one ;).

      RMS, for once, makes a reasonable halfway-house suggestion, as regards the MPAA at least: only go to movies which you have a credible prior reason to believe are worth going to. That, in his opinion, would cut into the MPAA's profits a lot, because Hollywood produces so much pap. :)

  29. Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by cybrpnk · · Score: 2

    The most amazing thing about the Harry Potter phenomenon to me is the burst of censorship associated with it. This thing is just a plain good old children's fantasy and the fundamentalist Christians down South where I live have just gone rabid about it. If you believe in the First Amendment, then you've got to fight for kids to have the right to see / read Harry Potter. Check out this website for more on the Harry / censorship angle...

    1. Re:Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by VA+Software · · Score: 1

      The truth, according to the video, is that "children as young as kindergarten are being introduced to human sacrifice, the sucking of blood from dead animals and possession by spirit beings."

      Hell Yeah!! Thank god there is nothing like this in the Bible.

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    2. Re:Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the idiot christians who have never heard of The Narnia Chronicals -- by *GASP* a popular and well-loved Christian author! And get this, he also wrote a lot of well known Christian books (non-fiction stuff, as much as christian stuff can be considered non fiction). His children's books were no more tame than the Harry Potter crap.

    3. Re:Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      The truth, according to the video, is that "children as young as kindergarten are being introduced to human sacrifice, the sucking of blood from dead animals and possession by spirit beings."

      Where in the hell can I find a school like this for my kids? Why should they believe the world is a great place filled with righteousness and justice, only to have their spirits crushed like grapes under a cinderblock?

      Sorry Billy, you can't go outside tonight because daddy's boss doesn't think highly enough to pay him well enough to move out of this crap-hole neighbourhood, and there are pedophiles and murderers roaming the street just waiting to take a big bite out of a little sally whelp like you. I know it's not fair, but hey, one day you can grow up and be the one shivving people in alleys for pocket change. That make you feel better?

      They can take their bible, hold it, arms outstreched in front of them, and see how well that stops reality bullets.

      Angry White Guy

      --
      You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
    4. Re:Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by DrLlama · · Score: 1

      The problem is that these same "Christians" object to the Narnia tales for exactly the same reasoning!

      Truly ironic since the whole series is essentially an allegory for the Bible...

      --
      Who, me?
    5. Re:Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2
      The really neat thing is that you could say Rowling predicted this. I mean, the Dursleys are exactly the same sort of people as all the Fundamentalists crying havoc. They "don't approve of imagination," and also, there's this bit from chapter two:
      If there was one thing the Dursleys hated even more than his asking questions, it was his talking about anything acting in a way it shouldn't, no matter if it was in a dream or even a cartoon -- they seemed to think he might get dangerous ideas.
      --
      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  30. Harry not cool in 7th grade... by DaoudaW · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I substituted in a 7th grade classroom yesterday. I thought it would be interesting to ask them about Harry Potter.
    The results surprised me. Only 4 or 5 of 27 were planning to see the movie this weekend, and only 3 or 4 more expressed any interest in ever seeing it.

    I'm guessing its been over-hyped, so that cool twelve-year-olds are no longer interested.

    1. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by GdoL · · Score: 1

      Maybe vecause they LIKE the book. The book don't freeze your imagination like a movie about a book does. Children love to imagine and create theirs own movie. They do it all the time.

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      ------I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.------
    2. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      give me a break. kids don't think about that. for kids, when something is cool, they will devour any and everything related to it. my sense is that the original poster is right and that there's so much harry potter out there that it's becoming a bit passe in the eyes of the "cool kids".

    3. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh come on.

      Even "for when something is cool, they will devour any and everything related to it" applied to you, don't categorise all kids based on that.

      I simply don't fit into that category.

    4. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by newbiescum · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....so you took a very limited sample all sharing similiar backgrounds in a very limited envirornment, and generalized that for the rest of the 7th grade world? Wonderful...

    5. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by bamberg29 · · Score: 1

      Well I'm a senior in an American high school here in Germany. Although Harry Potter isn't popular at all in high school, I have friends (9, 10, 11, 12 grade) that I hang out with that plan to watch the Harry Potter movie. These are mostly girls although a bunch of them are guys too.

      Two of my friends are so anxious to see it, that they are traveling to London over the Thanksgiving weekend to watch it but of course do a little sightseeing too.

    6. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      I would suggest checking out the local movie theaters. Probably the remaining 22 will be there in line to see harry potter with excuses like ...

      this time my fake ID didn't work to get my into 13 Ghosts

      I'm here with ... points to anonymous (not related) little boy standing infront of her, as if he was a cousin, nephew or brother

      its better than Monsters Inc!

      There's nothing else to watch I guess

      My dad locked out showtime and the playboy channel again

    7. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did we get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

    8. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by hughk · · Score: 1
      Duh, simply not true in Frankfurt. Most of the German kids here love it (I have a son and Daughter in Gymnasium). The son (almost 19) is cooler about it, but the daughter and her friends (ages 15-17) think it is great. Note that many of the boys like it too.

      We also have HP openningin the original English in Frankfurt (at least two cinemas) this coming Thursday.

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      See my journal, I write things there
    9. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by sfischer · · Score: 1

      Harry is extremely cool in 9th grade. My daughter just got back from going to see it with her aunt and after having been hyped all week to see it, she's even more hyped after seeing it.

      -swf

      --
      It's kind of fun to do the impossible -- Walt Disney
    10. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by fedos · · Score: 1
      Pat Buchanan and his ilk do it all the time, so it must be ok.

    11. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Quite interesting ... as most of the attendees at the 3:00,4:00 5:00 6:00 sold out shows from friday and today were ages 10 - 14 and 1 parent. Typically 3 kids to a parent and the 13 and 14 year olds on their own...

      Every theatre (10 of them) in this area has been sold out every show except midnight showing.

      I'd say the hype is dead on... it's more popular than Episode I was around here.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    12. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      8 of 20 screen showing Harry here in a suburb of Vancouver. More advance sales since Phantom Menance. My three kids all enjoyed the film, and I'd reccommend it to any child aged 8 and up. 12 year olds are too cool to admit they want to watch it, but they showed up at the theatre.

      --
      Anarchists never rule
    13. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Black+Perl · · Score: 2

      All generalizations are bad!

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      bp
    14. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      The thing to remember about 7th graders is that they are really starting to get into the whole "What will other people think of me?" mind-set. A lot of them were probably unwilling to say they wish to see it just because they feared ridicule. If you were to isolate each one, tell them you would not reveal their answers, and then asked them if they wished to see the Harry Potter flick, I'd think you would find a lot more of them would say yes.

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      BigCat79

      "The dead have risen and are voting Republican!" --Bart Simpson
  31. It's not the movie, by tcd004 · · Score: 2

    It's the box office I'm worrried about!

    tcd004

  32. Harry Potter danger. by dinotrac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew that Harry Potter was a phenomenon. After all, the author was on Oprah.
    Heck, the NY Times changed the criteria for its bestseller list because Harry was creaming the competition.

    but...

    Until a friend gave Goblet of Fire to my teenaged daughter, I didn't realize that Harry Potter was a PHENOMENON!

    She now has 1-4 on her shelf with the Harry Potter bookends and assorted other Potterabilia.

    She has made sure that even an uncool old muggle like Dad has a vague comprehension of the sorting hat.

    And...

    We are all excited about my mother coming up for a visit this week.

    Why?

    She'll babysit the little ones while Teenager and the two old fogies she lives with go to see the movie.

    Guess it could be worse.
    The littlest one likes TeleTubbies.

  33. My thoughts on the movie... by scoobysnack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went to a screening last night, and although my friends who hadn't read the book came out with completely enthusiastic reviews, I was somewhat disappointed.

    The writers did an incredible job sticking to the true story - but maybe they did too much. The characters were fantastic (especially the kids), but I knew exactly what each child was going to do from minute one. The problem is that I never got completely engaged - there wasn't any mystery or spontaneity to the story. Now some people would support a movie true to its book, but I need some other compelling reasons to see a movie.

    The CGI was pretty awful for the entirety of the movie. But watching the character portrayals made this movie worth my money. Everyone from Harry's awful aunt and uncle, to the other kids at Hogwarts, to the teachers was done magnificently. And a couple of those really surprising, frightful moments were nice (but I think younger kids would be quite scared).

    My final suggestion: If you haven't read the books or seen the movie, put your money into reading the books! They are truly fabulous, and your imagination will create a more engaging and wondrous story than any director can portray. Now if that doesn't convince you, fine, go see the movie, you'll like it, you'll laugh, it's a fine time.

    And if you have read the books, I don't know. You can pay to see the movie, but don't expect incredible things. I found myself thinking about other things during the movie (like how hot my feet were) because I was expecting everything. It's still fun, and good acting is always a nice change.

    Final unrelated note: The new Star Wars trailer was AWFUL. Scooby Doo trailer was hilarious.

    1. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >The writers did an incredible job sticking to
      >the true story

      Oh! I hadn't realized it's a TRUE story!
      NOW I'm interested!

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    2. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      I think one issue that may turn off reviewers is that Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is written more like a setup book to create the world that Harry Potter lives in. That means more descriptions and somewhat less emphasis on storytelling, something that flummoxed some reviewers.

      I think the second novel, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, will be a much better movie since there is far more emphasis on good storytelling. I can't wait for Kenneth Branagh to ham it up as Gilderoy Lockhart, a character that really "chews the scenery." :-)

    3. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I think one issue that may turn off reviewers is that Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is written more like a setup book to create the world that Harry Potter lives in. That means more descriptions and somewhat less emphasis on storytelling, something that flummoxed some reviewers.

      Reviewers were confused because they were doing something they rarely do; reviewing a childrens book, that was intelligently written, and actually has a plot.

      New today, but not overall. Harry Potter, themeatically, is really not all that different from a long line of British 'schoolboy' books. These were very popular from the teens to the fifties, they were the British version of the Horatio Alger stories here in the United States. The Evil Rich Kid (Malfoy), the Bumbling Goodheart (Longbottom), The Best Buddy Who Is Poor But Good At Heart (Ron Weasely).. The Evil Teacher, the Wise Headmaster.. All British literary standards from decades past.

    4. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by greenrd · · Score: 1
      And if you have read the books, I don't know. You can pay to see the movie, but don't expect incredible things

      Exactly. Anyone who hasn't read the books - don't read them before you go see the movie, read them afterwards for best effect! The movie is great fun, but the book has more satisfying plot and dialog, simply because of the necessary time constraints of the film.

    5. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Having read all four books, I still think Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is the movie that least translates well into a movie that movie reviewers like. It's going to be fun to watch the intense dislike between Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley from the second book in the next movie.

      By the way, the British schoolboy books are almost unknown in the USA. Having to explain concepts such as prefects and Head Boy/Girl can confuse American readers at times.

    6. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      By the way, the British schoolboy books are almost unknown in the USA. Having to explain concepts such as prefects and Head Boy/Girl can confuse American readers at times.

      I knew that, but don't mention it until another post... Us American booksellers get into all kinds of odd literary corners.

  34. Roald Dahl and J.K. Rowling by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    I credit Roald Dahl for inspiring me to read this book. The similarities between Rowling's and Dahl's style is undeniable, but I commend Rowling for her own magic.

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    100% Insightful
  35. Can Jake Lloyd act? by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Funny

    We don't really know; he's never been given the chance. Anyone who knocks his performance in Star Wars should first be required to do a convincing "Yippee!" themselves...

    1. Re:Can Jake Lloyd act? by ChrisJones · · Score: 1

      that would be fine if he was actually capable of reading the script. From watching the extra footage on the TPM dvd it looks to me like they had to basically rework each of his scenes around whatever random crap he decided to spout that day. Why did no-one say to him "look, kid, this script was written for a reason, stick to it"? Bloody Hollywood luvvies ;)

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    2. Re:Can Jake Lloyd act? by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 1

      From seeing the documentary, I thought it was evident that Jake Lloyd had more trouble pronouncing the words than forgetting the lines. He bungled Coruscant pretty badly.

    3. Re:Can Jake Lloyd act? by p_trinli · · Score: 1

      Actually, scientists from the planet Lemar have determined that it is psychogastically impossible for Jack Lloyd to act.

  36. The Only Major Flaw by Enonu · · Score: 2

    After reading the books, and then watching the movie last night, one major flaw made itself apparent. The movie shifts scenes too quickly. You can never settle down and simply enjoy all the little subtleties that made the books great. This goes on for 2:20, so it became a problem for me.

    I do realize, however, that this is because of the very fact the movie is based off a book. They *had* to remain faithful to the story and at the same time keep a child's attention for that length of time. These two goals together contradict the ability to go indepth into character development or a particular plot scene. For example, I wanted Draco's goons to come out of the woodwork, and not just sit there and look dumb as they did in the movie.

    All in all though, I enjoyed the movie. I wonder when the second one is due to be released. For some reason, I bet that this series will eventually become as big as "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", or even perhaps "Wizard of OZ".

  37. defeating the point? by apidya · · Score: 0

    i'm probably going to get modded down as an off-topic or something for this, but here goes...

    i think my main concerns with the harry potter phenomenon are based around the comments that the books have got kids reading again. i think this is a fantastic thing, i think that the more kids get into reading the better and i highly applaud the books for that!

    but. the concerns i have are that the making of the books into feature films, and possibly more specifically, into a forthcoming computer game, are undoing all the good work. the books are dragging kids away from computers (and to a lesser extent movie theatres) and towards reading books. but are the computer game(s) just going to undo all that work?

    does it not strike anyone else as strange, that everyone books applauded for getting kids reading again, rather than playing computer games and staring at films, are themselves being made into computer games and films?

    and as far as the films are concerned, there are apparently going to be seven books in the series (we've had four so far), i'm worried that soon kids will see the films, and wait for the films of the future books, rather than read them. why read and use your imagination, when you can just wait for some film director to do all that for you?

    of course, another concern is J K Rowling's apparent indifference too all the merchandising, and marketting and so on, films, computer games, toys, etc, etc. i bet she's loving the royalties... apparently she's already nicknamed
    J K Rowling-in-Money here in the uk.

    just my 2p. flame away...

    1. Re:defeating the point? by nomadic · · Score: 2



      i think my main concerns with the harry potter phenomenon are based around the comments that the books have got kids reading again.


      Again? Don't know if reading was ever popular among the majority of children...

    2. Re:defeating the point? by chromatic · · Score: 1
      i'm worried that soon kids will see the films, and wait for the films of the future books, rather than read them.

      You haven't spent much time around children lately, have you? The word "wait" is not in their vocabularies.

    3. Re:defeating the point? by apidya · · Score: 1

      ...and after all the seven books have been written and turned into films? what happens then? are kids more likely to spend the time (days/weeks?) reading a 'long' book? or are they likely to ditch the book for a 'compact' 2hr 30min film?

  38. "I thought Star Wars had freaky fans." by mostaphalles · · Score: 0

    " I thought Star Wars had freaky fans."

    We *MAY* be freaky...but we're orginized...

    NYLine.org
    SWNYC

  39. What do I think of Harry Potted? by selectspec · · Score: 2

    One Ring to rule them all,

    One Ring to find them,

    One Ring to bring them all,

    and in the darkness bind them

    --

    Someone you trust is one of us.

    1. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey....I never realized how much that sounds like a slogan advertising an S&M dungeon....weird.

    2. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dwarves, "elves" and a fellowship, eh?

    3. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mvnbmv One Ring cndmx
      m To Rule Them All sd
      One Ring msm To Find
      Them mmfmsmdjcjdk One
      Ring to sbdmdms Bring
      Them All smbss And in
      mb The Darkness Bind
      mdnbbdd Them nnmsmdmd

    4. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      Who needs wizards?

      Verily, but for Potter, he was foolish enough to dare the wrath of Gandalf the Grey, uncloaked.

      Wizards. *snicker*

      Wizards suck. Give me Maia.

      (Note for hosers: Gandalf != Wizard in the true sense of the word. Gandalf = Maiar.)

    5. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by mgandhi2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, my main problem has to do with an article posted in Entertainment Weekly that states that The Lord of the Rings is merely riding on the coat-tails of the Harry Potter phenoma. Rawlings has to be quite conceited to think that she began the fantasy genre. Another thing: if Harry Potter is this popular, there must be something wrong with it. Do you really want to place yourself next to the general public....the people who support Britney Spears, boy bands....the people who buy Windows, goddamn it!

      --
      I have no desire to reach nirvana.
    6. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by selectspec · · Score: 2
      The Lord of the Rings is merely riding on the coat-tails of the Harry Potter phenoma

      That's a really silly statement considering that Jackson had been working on the film for 2 years before the first Harry Potter film had ever been written. Tolkien is the father of fantasy. Check out this sweet article in the nytimes.

      --

      Someone you trust is one of us.

    7. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Ash nazg durbatuluk,
      Ash nazg gimbatul,
      Ash nazg thrakatuluk,
      agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.


      Sounds better that way.

  40. Gah. by quartz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film.

    I did manage to completely avoid the hype on this film, until some bozo wrote an article about it on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Gah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here... I saw one trailer on tv, and while I had heard a bit about it (I have a friend who's girlfriend is obsessed with the thing) I had paid no attention, until Taco went and wrote this review... Couldnt he just have gotten Katz to write it so I could have filtered it out and remained blissfully ignorant of the entire thing?

    2. Re:Gah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name is quartz and I am a social 'tard

      That's not funny, that's reality.

      I hate all things commercial because I am a dirty hippie anarchist.

      Jesus, don't be so hard on yourself, I am sure you are a "deep thinker".

  41. M-W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Main Entry: hack.er
    Pronunciation: 'ha-k&r
    Function: noun
    Date: 14th century
    1 : one that hacks
    2 : a person who is inexperienced or unskilled at a particular activity
    3 : an expert at programming and solving problems with a computer
    4 : a person who illegally gains access to and sometimes tampers with information in a computer system

  42. Avoiding the hype by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1, Troll
    It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film. Even if you avoid TV, the whole web has been bursting with bits, ranging from eBay to CNN.com.

    If you avoid idiotic media, it's easy to avoid the hype on idiotic films. Except that slashdot now joins the hype. Does AOL/Time Warner/CNN own OSDN yet?

    1. Re:Avoiding the hype by Nematode · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought the point of the review was not to hype the movie, but to present an assessment of the substance. I'm as suspect of "hype" as the next guy, but an absolute negative prejudice is just as foolish as an absolute prejudicial adoration. And it seems that Taco was saying he liked the books and movies despite the hype, not because of it.

      While -most- mass-marketed entertainment of the Harry Potter sort ends up being sterilized, condescending, manipulative, and uninteresting, not all of it is. Sometimes you find entertainment that has value beyond the hype.

      Personally, I think the movie came close. It was entertaining, and fairly rich for something made by Chris Columbus. It wasn't a great movie, or a classic, but worth my lousy $6. Like a lot of the other people who have posted here, I didn't know much about the Potter phenomenon except that the books were selling very well. Just before a recent cross-country drive, I had a pair of well-read, intelligent friends suggest that I read one. They said it wasn't great literature, but still entertaining stuff, even for adults. So I threw one of the books on the reading pile. Sure enough, it was imaginative and fairly entertaining. Maybe if I had been more in tune with pop culture and known about the phenomenon I'd have avoided it. But what the hell, it was a fun, quick little read.

      The movie was a faithful, meticulous adaptation, and I think the reviews I've read got it basically right - a pretty good film, overall, with a lot of imagination and not overboard on the cynical, empty manipulation you'd expect from that director. But because it's such an exact replica of the book, it's lacking it's own artistic heart. Kind of like a photocopy rather than a piece of art.

      I dunno, maybe I'm as brainwashed as everyone else, but it seems like plenty of thinking, critical adults are able to enjoy the stories despite the hype, not because of it. It is true, though, that the stories are kind of Frankenstein's monsters cobbled together from most every hero fable and archetype that you've all read before. Not to mention Raold Dahl....

  43. Witches and Warlocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Warlock is etymologically "oath breaker" implying one who broke his holy oaths to God to make pacts with demons for unnatural power. As such it's considered offensive. References to "good warlocks" are rare, and essentially self-contradictory.

    Witch, on the other hand, comes etymologically from wikken, meaning "to predict". So, despite any negative connotations that have grown on it, it was salvagable. References to "good witches" are common, and the word connotes strangeness, but not necessarily evil.

    Witch has only gradually changed to referring primarily to women, most likely because women have been accused of witchcraft far more often than men. While most men went out into the world each day to work, women often stayed in the home and worked in secret, where they had no responsible witnesses and were naturally vulnerable to accusations of private crime (it should be noted that the vast majority of accusers were historically also women; witchburning was largely a woman-on-woman crime).

    The gender-neutral applicability of witch has weakened, but never gone entirely away. Consider "witch doctor." Do you picture a man or woman?

    Fantasy literature is particularly prone to using (and in some cases reviving) archaic meanings and choosing etymologically appropriate words rather than the most standard and well-understood words. So are fruitcakes who like to play at old religions. Don't try to apply normal language standards to either, it's frustrating and pointless.

    1. Re:Witches and Warlocks by snarkh · · Score: 1
      Witch, on the other hand, comes etymologically from wikken, meaning "to predict".

      What is your reference for this? The OED just says "of obscure origin" (referring to wikken).

  44. You mean like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. Why 'Sorcerer's Stone' and not Philosopher's stone by Anton+Anatopopov · · Score: 0, Troll
    Do the English think that Americans are too stupid to understand what a Philosopher is ?

    It seems to me that this movie has been dumbed down for an American audience.

    And to be quite honest, I could not understand about 40% of what people were saying because of their thick English accents. Would captions have been so difficult to produce ?

    Also, It is a bit disturbing that adequacy.org beat you to it with this one. Come on slashdot editors, try to keep up!!!.

  46. Its payback time from england by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    See, everyone out side the US has been complaining for years about how you give us all your culture (guns/violence etc..) so we have decided to pay you back. Harry Potter is actually subliminal messaging forcing your young to speak like they do in public schools and wear uniforms and carry wands into school BA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA...

    I thought the film was ok, ish, should have been produced by the british instead of those AOL/Time Warner Capitalist Pigs(tm) :) down with RIAA, down with MPAA down with ..errrr.. CIA.

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  47. Re:Why 'Sorcerer's Stone' and not Philosopher's st by VA+Software · · Score: 1

    Do the English think that Americans are too stupid to understand what a Philosopher is ?

    No, it's because the English think that Americans are too stupid to understand what the Philosopher's Stone is.

    Hint ... it isn't a stone that happens to be owned by a philosopher.

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  48. Re:Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

    Another half hour would have done wonders

    Total agreement. Another half-hour would have made it perfect. Though I do know adults who though it was too long (mainly for bladder-related reasons).

    My advice: Pee just before seeing this film.

    HH
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  49. Funny story about that article... by dangermouse · · Score: 2
    My mom's an elementary school principal. A few of the classes were reading the first Harry Potter book, because, well, they're good books and that's what elementary school is for.

    So, one day, she gets a phone call from this horribly irate parent who claims to have a newspaper article detailing the link between Harry Potter and a rise in Satanism among children...

    1. Re:Funny story about that article... by Kryptonomic · · Score: 2, Funny
      she gets a phone call from this horribly irate parent

      If I had been your mom I would have told the parent that her kid is hereby excused from reading Harry Potter books.

      Instead, the kid will be required to read the Bible and write an essay on one of the topics below:

      "Murder your own family and friends if any one of them attempts to persuade you to abandon Christianity." -Deuteronomy 13

      "God commands the murder of innocent infants." -I Samuel 15:3

      "Murder is the sentence for practicing any other religion." -Deuteronomy 13 and Numbers 25

      "Sadistic ritual a wife is supposed to endure if her husband is 'jealous' or suspects adultery. The ritual is performed by a priest and is supposed to induce an abortion." -Numbers 5:11-29

      "Man who rapes a slave must sacrifice an animal in a temple to be forgiven." -Leviticus 19:20

      "Sarah: Half-sister of husband, Abra-ham. 'She really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife.'" -(Gen 20:12)

    2. Re:Funny story about that article... by crashdavis · · Score: 1

      I am not particularly religious, but I thought your comments needed a rebuttal nonetheless.

      First of all, every one of your quotes is from the Old Testament (and all but one are from the Torah). They are the laws of the Jewish people, not of Christians.

      Here was Jesus' take on those laws:

      Luke 20:46-47: Jesus: "Beware of the teachers of the law. They like to walk around in flowing robes and love to be greeted in the marketplaces and have the most important seats in the synagogues and the places of honor at banquets. They devour widows' houses and for a show make lengthy prayers. Such men will be punished most severely."

      Mark 11:18 "The chief priests and the teachers of the law heard this and began looking for a way to kill him, for they feared him, because the whole crowd was amazed at his teaching."

      Mark 1:21-22 "Jesus went into the synagogue and began to teach. The people were amazed at his teaching, because he taught them as one who had authority, not as the teachers of the law."

      Matthew 22:37-40 Jesus replied: "`Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: `Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."

      Matthew 5:20 "For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven."

      Mark 2:27 And he said unto them, "The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath"

      He repeatedly broke the old laws, or at least gave new interpretations, to show that there was a new order now.

      Find a brutal New Testament order, and then we can have a good debate... :)

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    3. Re:Funny story about that article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, just wanted to congratulate you on that post, I'm not all that religious although I consider myself a christian. It's nice to see and intelligent post about religion here instead of some uninformed moron who only hears/reads the out of context bits and pieces that solidify their false ideas of what's going on without getting the whole story. ... and yes, before you all get your panties in a bunch, I realize there's just as many misinformed christians out there running around trying to stick a bible up your ass on the street corner and whatnot, proclaiming everything that doesn't directly say "yay God" to be of the devil... these people are a large part of the reason I am not very religious, I don't want to be associated with them.

      urm.. oh yeah... and to be on topic.. umm... harry potter is pretty cool, i'd have to say.

    4. Re:Funny story about that article... by belroth · · Score: 1
      Just wanted to add that our Rector (er,'Pastor' in the Church of England for them that didn't know) in his sermon said he didn't want us to be religious.
      He wants us to be Christians (i.e. faithful followers of the Christ) rather than just turn up at Church every Sunday. We have to walk the walk, not talk the talk.

      It's instructive to consider/debate the difference between Faith and religion.

      I was put off christians for a long time by religious people who claimed to be christian but weren't, or at least didn't behave in a manner I would recognise as being in accordance with an attempt to be such.

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    5. Re:Funny story about that article... by belroth · · Score: 1
      It's highly unlikey that Christianity is mentioned in Deuteronomy, that being in the Old Testament. I believe Deuteronomy 13 refers to 'other gods'

      The Numbers 5:11-29 verses I wouldn't necessarily characterize as sadistic as it's a curse on bitter water that the woman is to drink, I would normally use sadistic to refer to physical abuse but I suppose it depends on where your definition of sadism as mental cruelty begins.

      Leviticus 19:20 doesn't mention rape. It refers to 'sleeping with' or 'lieth carnally with' a woman 'who is a slave girl promised to another man but who has not been ransomed or given her freedom'. It may be non-consensual but it doesn't limit itself to that.Of course the issue of slavery is common in the OT as well.

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  50. metamoderation - offtopic by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

    24-Oct-2001; the day I metamodded 10 decent comments that had all been modded Off Topic, Flamebait or Troll.

    This sometimes happens, but remember that karma whores post comments that look decent but actually are not. Moderators who moderate karma whores down, get punished by meta-moderation.

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    1. Re:metamoderation - offtopic by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      There are very few karma whores anymore. I see a couple obvious ones, people who post several root level comments are a dead givaway, but I'd say lots of people are capped out at 50 now, at least anyone who posts fairly often.

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    2. Re:metamoderation - offtopic by damiam · · Score: 1

      Smart moderators moderating karma whores use "Overrated" to avoid metemoderation.

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  51. Casting... by sconeu · · Score: 2

    The casting was almost dead-on as to how I envisioned it... With ONE exception.

    McGonagall is not supposed to be an old lady (see the books!). I had envisioned someone who looked kind of like Bebe Neuwirth in full Lilith Sternin mode.

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    1. Re:Casting... by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Agreed on McGonagall, but Bebe Neuwirth isn't English is she? My only other complaint on the characters in the movie is that Dumbledore was too "done up" for my liking. I know it's a "to each his own" thing, but I envisioned Dumbledore as a much more spry, nimble looking wizard than that puffed-up, overdressed character in the movie.

    2. Re:Casting... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      No, she's not English. I was just using that for the *LOOK*, not the actress.

      Also, agreed about Dumbledore. He's OK, but an appearance like Sir Alec Guinness had as Obi-Wan would have worked too.

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  52. I've been doing pretty well... by glwtta · · Score: 1

    ... at avoiding the hype. I think the only recent instance of getting Harry Potter in my face was having him fly around on my screen when I visited buy.com - now THAT'S targeted advertising!

    Crap like this is generally easy to avoid - just stay away from other crap.

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  53. Really Good! by GdoL · · Score: 1

    Hey this is really hot! People quickly entered 100 comments in half an hour. It is a good sign that the kids are connecting with their old folks.

    Good job parents! Keep listenning to the kids!!

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  54. Critics response by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I've seen the luke warm response of many critics, saying that they do not see the magic in the movies.

    I wonder if the Sept 11 events have thrown some people off so much that they no longer see magic where they would have seen it before.

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    1. Re:Critics response by kindbud · · Score: 2

      I wonder if the Sept 11 events have thrown people off so much that they see problems where they would not have seen them before.

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    2. Re:Critics response by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      I wonder if the Sept 11 events have thrown people off so much that they see problems where they would not have seen them before.

      Well, that opens the door to places like the guerilla news network, where they are expert at that sort of thing.

      but otherwise, no impact whatsoever.

      [smile]

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    3. Re:Critics response by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Hardly. See the Harry Potter movie. Then go see something like Monsters, Inc. A world of difference. Then if you want a truly 'great' movie (as in all-time classic), go see 'Amelie'. Then, once you're hooked on Jeunet's storytelling, go buy the DVD for "City of Lost Children". Then come back and tell us how not-great the HP movie is. It's good, but it's not all that and a bag of chips.

  55. Burn 'er anyway! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2
    She turned me into a newt!

    A newt?!?

    ....I got better...
    Burn 'er anyway!

    Sorry, couldn't resist!

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  56. What was left out by jfmiller · · Score: 1
    It is of course necessary to leave out a good deal of material whenever a book is turned into a movie. It is for this reason that a movie is never as good as the book. (excetption StarWars I) However in the relm of fantice novels, even childrens fanticy novels, it is the small subplots that make the book. I think that the movie version was gutted and heres a sub set of why.

    • Left out the sorting hat song
    • Norbert plot all but missing
    • quidich and house cup minimized
    • Hargred missing his accent
    • Most inclass elements left out
    • Snape charictor flat as a pancake
    • Fred and George who?
    there are lots of others but these element I feel were a lot of what made this book great and there absents from the movie a huge disapointment

    JFMILLER

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    1. Re:What was left out by pfingst · · Score: 1
      Amen. I was happy to see that they didn't try to add anything that wasn't in the book (not that Hollywood would EVER do that, right?), but I did miss the little things. I would have liked to have seen more of the stuff in their classes. They even left out all the stuff that shows what a world-class prick Malfoy is. We don't see any of the interaction with Snape that shows just how much Snape hates Harry. And we don't see any of Fred and George's much-celebrated antics.


      Overall, though, I really enjoyed the movie. As a previous poster said, I think another half hour would have done wonders. I think I remember reading that at one point the directors cut was four hours long. If that's true, it should make a hell of a DVD.

  57. Jokes by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jokes are by their nature off topic. If it isn't funny then it shouldn't be rated up.

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    1. Re:Jokes by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

      Well, duh. If I complained about every unfunny joke I've made that's not been modded up I would..........uhhh, be doing a lot of complaining. My pitiful reaction was a result of being modded down as a troll for an unfunny joke.

    2. Re:Jokes by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Comments about jokes are offtopic as well.

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    3. Re:Jokes by osgeek · · Score: 2

      Maybe the moderator thought that the classification was "droll".

  58. Ender's Game... by skeptic · · Score: 1

    ...that's one great book. Thanks for reminding me of it!

    .sigs are for people who write short comments

  59. If we're going to go that route... by dangermouse · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I've got some reading for you.

    1. Re:If we're going to go that route... by Kryptonomic · · Score: 1
      Yeah, what a wonderful god we have.

      I'd let these people go if they just admitted that their god is a sadistic bastard, but no. Of course the "nasty" bits in the Bible are there to somehow emphasize the greatness of god (don't ask me how).

  60. My thoughts on the movie... by singularity · · Score: 2

    I read all four books and liked them. I did not think they were earth-shattering, but they were good, especially the fourth book.

    I decided to go opening day just to get caught up in it. Trying to avoid children, I decided on the 1:30pm showing, before school got out. As it turns out, it was a 1:20 showing, so I arrived halfway through the previews.

    There were about fiftenn people in the theatre, including two children. One of the kids sat right behind me. He must have been about five, but acted very well the entire time, better than a lot of adults I have sat in front of.

    The movie was good. I would say that it was better than Mosters, Inc., which I saw last weekend.

    The major problems I had with it was that it did not seem to "flow" very well. This, I think, is a result of my next complaint - the movie seemed to follow the book too closely. It is difficult to floow a book that closely when the books, as with most any books, involve a lot of characters thinking to themselves.

    One good example was the Sorting Hat. In the book, Harry and the hat have an internal dialog. In the movie, this conversation takes place aloud, and completely changes the idea of it.

    I was impressed at how closely came, image-wise, to my thoughts on what everything looked like. Hagrid's cabin was almost dead-on, as was the Gryffindor commons room could not have been more exact to the image in my head.

    I also did not like the toning down of a lot of the adult characters. Dumbledore was apparently re-written as a very minor character, despite the role he plays in the book.

    In all, I was impressed with the movie and will probably end up buying it on DVD. One of the better movies made this year, but, given the competition, that does not mean much.

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  61. hmmm... by apidya · · Score: 1

    it's strange, that books applauded for getting kids reading again, rather than playing computer games and staring at films, are themselves being made into computer games and films?

  62. Avoiding Hype by Hershmire · · Score: 1

    It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film. Even if you avoid TV, the whole web has been bursting with bits, ranging from eBay to CNN.com.

    Funny, I didn't see any hype for this movie. I didn't even know it existed until the /. post. Of course, not actually living in the US can be a handicap. Or blessing, now that I think about it from the media hype-standpoint.

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  63. Fear and Loathing in Vegas to Harry Potter... by Owensellwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar Ascosta running around in an drug frenzy trashing Vegas hotel rooms to Harry Potter and Hogwarts. That would be a rather broad recent career arc for Mr. Gilliam wouldn't it? Though I suppose whatshisname of LoTR fame (Pete Jackson?) did 'Meet the Feebles' so I suppose its not without preceedent that directors can do both very 'ugly' works and mass marketable blockbuster fantasy style material. However if Jackson did upleasant works it was more to do a self parodying exploitation type film - there really wasn't much creative or thought provoking in that movie, it was just the new path down exploitation film making that you probably weren't expecting.

    I think there is maybe the impression that because Gilliam did well known 'fantasy' films like Munchausen and Time Bandits that he is a superb fantasist. However despite those accomplishments I think the type of movies he tends to gravitate towards are generally too dark and unsettling and overly cerebral to be commercial grade fantasy. Though he nearly exclusively deals with fantastic subjects the flow of his movies generally don't follow an escapist mold at all, rather they tend to dwell on the absurdity of escapism and the plots tend emphasis how unromantic and far from the 'fantastic' mold actual life can be. For instance, look at how much trouble he went to showing how arbitrary and upoetic most of the deaths in Time Bandits were, and Munchausen only stayed afloat by constantly emphasising its own absurdity and the complete unreality of the events it described - the fact that the story of Munchausen was not real but nonetheless emotionally appealing was one of the main thrusts of that movie. In fact in every one of his films it is the psychology of fantasy and how it is used to get along in life rather than an exploration of the actually fantastic that is of primary thematic importance. Most of Gilliam's work is more about dealing with the fact that people's dreams and fantastic notions are by nature almost always contrary to what will actually happen in their lives rather than just reiterating the rather trite stereotypes of escapism. There is a reason that Brazil is considered his cornerstone work, and its not because his baroque visual style was first fully realized in a movie with that film, rather it was because the movie was about the nightmare of being psychologically dependant on fantasy that will never come true.

    So I agree that Gilliam would not be a good director for this film any more than he would be a good director for Star Wars and LoTR even though Harry Potter is a little more self consciously surrealistic in nature. The simple fact is that Gilliam does not do fantasy for its own sake, rather what he does tends to usually gravitates more towards drama where the primary tension resides in the disparity between character's fantastic notions and the more unromantic situations of their actual lives.

    i honestly I think if there was a major director who would be good on this project it would be Tim Burton. He is much adept at doing atmospheric fantasy while staying much more true to mainstream entertainment values than Gilliam.

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  64. Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1
    What really amazes me about the anti-Potter types it the lengths they'll go to. Magic = witchcraft = Satanism to these people. Some examples:

    I've seen the flick: I agree with Taco, it was pretty damned good. I've read the first three books, and and 3/4 of the way through the 4th. I see no mention of Satan or Satanism, but do see the occaisional mention of the Dark Arts, against which Defense is taught. It's a classic good-guys versus bad guys bit: these anti-Potter funadmentalist have really gone out on the edge.

    Hypothesis: Harry Potter gets kids reading things other than the Bible and Christian-with-a-Capital-C approved books, the sort of thing that Landover Baptist parodies. . .except these people aren't joking. It allows kids to free up their minds and imaginations, and has kids actually ENJOYING themselves. . . and we can't have that, can we ? Having dealt with some of these yahoos, it's amazing what they consider logical and what they consider proof. . . this is often the same gang that talks about "Evil-ution". . . .

    1. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      I've always considered computer programming to be the closest thing to spellcasting there is. You put the words together and then the machine does nifty things.

      So...did these guys hire a satanist for their web page design, or what? :)

    2. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1
      Coders and other IT Types ARE the Wizards and Witches of the Modern age. . .


      Obligatory Filk proving the point. Blame Bob Kanelfsky, not me. . .

    3. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Now that is a cool analogy to get elementary school kids more interested in computing! I'll have to remember that one. Thanks. :-)

    4. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      No. They only pretend to be because they think it sounds cooler..

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    5. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by tadas · · Score: 1
      You said: I've always considered computer programming to be the closest thing to spellcasting there is. You put the words together and then the machine does nifty things.

      For someone who thinks like this, I can highly recommend Rick Cook's Wizardry series, in which a stereotypical hacker is transported to a world where magic works. He ends up saving the magic world by producing a spell interpreter. Later books in the series include one where the hero recruits a team to produce a magic compiler at an SCA event. Not great writing, full of truly groan-inducing tech jokes, but lots of fun.

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  65. Sounds enjoyable. by GISboy · · Score: 1

    Ekrout mentioned the good thing about the Harry Potter books getting kids to read. I agree.

    As someone who grew up on reading Heinlin's books,
    the "Well of Souls" series, Steven King, Enders Game and "Arcade" (I think that was the title) an even Hose Farmer (good sci fi but hard to follow at times and waaay to involved occasionally).

    My son did not just read them, he devoured them.

    When hearing about the movie coming out (a few months ago) he asked what to do until then.
    Read the books again, I suggested. He did.

    Heck, I've read the Stand three times, The Once and Future King maybe 4 (never finished the last chapter first 3 times).

    So, as Ed Asner used to say from waaay back when:
    RIF, reading is fundamental.

    Gah! I hate showing my age like that.

    I can see in the future conversations with fellow geeks. "how old are you", they ask. "Old enough to know not to answer that and older than Unix", I'll probably say. "Sorry to hear that", will be the reply.

    Ah, well, off to check the movie listings...

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  66. Do as CmdrTaco says, not as he does? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny that CmdrTaco loves bashing large corporations in his posts all the time, but doesn't he think twice about promoting a movie made by one of those same corporations. It's hyprocracy at it's worst, Mr. Malda.

    Time to start "putting your money where your mouth is", and start boycotting movies made my companies that use things the DMCA and patent laws to make a profit. Nobody will take you seriously, otherwise. Sure, it means no Harry Potter or XBOX games for you, but at least you're making a statement that counts.

  67. Third movie casting: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christopher Walken as Professor Lupin. It'll never happen, but it would've been cool.

  68. It was very realistic by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Its amazing how true to english life it is - my school was _exactly_ like that... we even drank potions and smoked special herbs if you know what im saying. And there was plenty of mounting of [broom] sticks in the girls house. Not to mention f*cking tw*t games and competitions that know-one could give a crap aboot... and the bio lab had this three-headed goldfish> :)

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  69. Spins off by AntonVoyl · · Score: 2, Funny
    This reminds me of that Onion article where William Safire orders "two Whoppers Junior".

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  70. Now I'm confused. Are you stupid or not? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Do the English think that Americans are too stupid to understand what a Philosopher is ?

    Well, someone did. Since the English don't have a hive mind, I think the answer is probably yes in some cases, no in others.

    And to be quite honest, I could not understand about 40% of what people were saying because of their thick English accents.

    English? I'm sure there were at least a couple of Scots in there.

    Would captions have been so difficult to produce

    No. We just decided that Americans weren't etupid enouh to need them.

  71. Don't See Harry Potter If... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw Harry Potter last night. I'm really glad I read the books before I saw the movie because I would have understood *nothing* in the movie. This is definately a film pitched at the fans who have read all four books. If you've read the books, your brain fills in the missing parts of the movie to make sense of the whole thing. If not, you're left wondering what all the hoopla was about.

    By the way, you might want to wait a few days to see the movie. I sat next to a couple of random girls who spent the entire movie squealing at everything that came on the screen. It was as if the movie wasn't a movie, but a series of visuals to aid the book for them. And, yes, it was just a little annoying.

  72. What exactly did you mean by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the review: "I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the seen as a whole was brilliant."

    Did you mean: "I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the scene as a whole was brilliant."

    Or did you mean: "I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly, seen as a whole, it was brilliant."

    Please, Comander Taco, tell us what you meant to say.

    1. Re:What exactly did you mean by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're being nice by not mentioning the constantly omitted apostraphes ("thats", "its") and other 9th-grade grammatical mistakes. Taco, if you are going to call yourself a journalist, please try to speak english. Or at least get an editor.

  73. Books vs. Movie by frater_corvus · · Score: 1

    First off, after reading the books and watching the film, I would have to give the movie an overall rating of C+. Just slightly above average, and that's only due to the portrayal of Professor Snape by Alan Rickman. I admit, I went to the movie with a small degree of expectation, and I left feeling slightly disappointed:

    The kids are dead on. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost exactly what I'd expect.

    I seriously disagree with CmdrTaco on this point. Harry is not Harry at all. In the movie, as pointed out by a few others, Harry is a re-actor. Something happens, and Harry responds. In the book, Harry has initiative. Though they tried portraying this in the film, I felt they failed. Ron was a lot like the character I would expect, and Hermione had a lot less screentime than I thought was necessary for her character. The movie made her out to be like some kind of token geek girl ( ala Willow and Fred ) and not an important character.

    And then there was the disjointed nature of the movie. It felt more like an incorrectly done highlight of Harry Potter's 1st year:

    Norbert got only, like, one minute of screentime and then mysteriously vanishes. In the book, at least, the sub-plot regarding Norbert included an introduction with Charlie Weasley via mail, which kind of lent the atmosphere of how widespread, and networked, wizards and witches are.

    The "traps" set to guard the Sorceror's Stone were not done right, but, for those that haven't seen the movie, I won't spoil it for you. I'm not complaining about CG; I just figured that there were some relevant details about the cooperative nature of the traps that made the overall plot of the film weak.

    And where was Peeves?!

    Come to think of it, I don't remember seeing Professor Sprout, either. While not an entirely important character, it does relate to the traps comment I make above.

    As noted above, the movie is, severely, disjointed. Instead of having smooth transitions, A->B->C, then X->Y->Z, it felt more like A->B, C->D, get to X->Y and then Z.

    For those that read the books and then watch the film, you aren't wasting your money ... but, like most movie adaptations, I felt it fell short. For those that haven't read the books and want to see the movie first, you'll probably enjoy it but be left with enough questions that you may have wanted to read the books first.

    1. Re:Books vs. Movie by oooga · · Score: 1

      It felt more like an incorrectly done highlight of Harry Potter's 1st year:

      I agree completely. Almost completely. I was more a highlight of Harry's first year than a fully-fleshed movie, but it wasn't done incorrectly. In order to have created what apparently you were expecting, the movie would either have to have been many times longer (something I would have appreciated, but most 8-year-olds would not) or the plot would have to have been compromised to a shorter version of the Sorcerer's Stone (it should be Philosophers Stone) story. In other words, there just wasn't enough time to include the major plot elements that it did along with the minor sub-plots and encounters that it didn't. And, because no one would have been happy if AOLTIMEWARNER had rewritten the book to fit completely into the copius 152-minute time slot, the solution they chose was ultimately the right one. All I can say is, look out for book four on the silver screen: If the first, 250page book was 2.5 hours (with many important narrative elements deleted), imagine a 700page book... pack a lunch!

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  74. Long Flight? by _ganja_ · · Score: 2
    " and read the first 3 Harry Potter books on my next 3 flights (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;)


    I wonder if Taco has seen the size of the 4th book? All I can say is I hope its a very long flight. Rumours are that the 5th book come complete with a wheel barrow and the 6th with a shopping cart.

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    1. Re:Long Flight? by papa248 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Taco has seen the size of the 4th book? All I can say is I hope its a very long flight.

      The hardback looks long, but remember its still a child's book. The print is large, and it reads very fast, like th rest of them. I finished it in about 3 hours or so.

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      The higher, the fewer.
  75. Re:Why 'Sorcerer's Stone' and not Philosopher's st by Nematode · · Score: 1
    A discussion of the "Philosopher's Stone," taken from this link, and quoting the Encylopedia Britannica:
    The stone, also referred to as the "tincture," or the "powder" (Greek xerion, which passed through Latin into Arabic as elixir), was allied to an elixir of life, believed by alchemists to be a liquid derived from it. Inasmuch as alchemy was concerned not only with the search for a method of upgrading less valuable metals but also of perfecting the human soul, the philosopher's stone was thought to cure illnesses, prolong life, and bring about spiritual revitalization. The philosopher's stone, described variously, was sometimes said to be a common substance, found everywhere but unrecognized and unappreciated.
    The "upgrading less valuable metals" part refers to its supposed ability to turn stuff into gold. So, in an attempt to make the title sound more "magical" or imagination-friendly, the meaning got obscured completely.

    /golfclap publishers
  76. If magic was reliable and repeatable ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... it would be science.

    And given that, in this series, magic IS reliable and repeatable (and thus is really a science and its asscoiated technology), the rest of the story becomes:

    - Child from broken home is abused.
    - Child escapes from broken home through institutional opportunity for children like him to enter higher learning institution.
    - Child enrolls in a "science/technology" degree program, in a "science" for which he has a talent (and which is thus fun).
    - Child grows up, learning about good and evil, human relations, etc., making friends (and enemies) and having a good time along the way.
    - Child breaks rules (as adolescents must do at least once), getting in an appropriate amount of trouble and finding an appropriate amount of opportunity as a result.
    - Child learns more family history.
    - Child and friends solve serious adult-world problem.
    - Child and friends make progress exposing and combatting the plans of evil/psychopathic persons.
    etc.

    Substitute "science" for "magic", and the whole thing turns into a real-world growing-up success story, with lots of useful lessons about attitudes and behaviors useful for achieving success, morals, and social standing. But using the technology of magic allows the young reader to easily transfer these lessons to the real-world without the distraction of technical particulars from the author's understanding of a PARTICULAR technology's CURRENT state-of-the-art.

    Meanwhile it's a very fun read, keeping the reader engaged and encouraged to continue.

    So in addition to teaching kids to read, this series seems likely to teach a lot of good stuff, all the while making it LOADS of fun (as learning SHOULD be).

    I'm glad to hear it made it to the silver screen with its guts intact.

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    1. Re:If magic was reliable and repeatable ... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Wow. Lots of similarities to 'Real Genius'. :)

  77. No negative connotation in the US by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Does it have a 'supernatural' connotation in the UK? I havn't been able to figure this out either, but my best guess is that the word 'philosopher' dosn't mean anything magical here.

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    1. Re:No negative connotation in the US by smcv · · Score: 2, Informative

      The word "philosopher" doesn't have any supernatural connotations here as far as I know (I'm British), but the Philosopher's Stone does (well, if you count alchemy as supernatural). It was (at least mythically) what medieval alchemists tried to find, and depending which version you read, it either turned lead into gold, or gave you eternal life (occasionally both).

    2. Re:No negative connotation in the US by greenrd · · Score: 2
      In HP (and this isn't really a spoiler) it does both - well, to be precise, it produces the Elixir of Eternal Life, so it's a bit of a mishmash of old legends. But there's nothing wrong with that - Terry Pratchett does that all the time. ;)

  78. Re:Why 'Sorcerer's Stone' and not Philosopher's st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell does that have to do with a review of a movie? It mentions that it's been released, and then goes on with mindless claptrap about religion. Doesn't seem quite the same as what Taco's talking about. Ugh... adequacy drops yet another point in the respect department.

  79. New Age fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I agree.

    Most of these idiots have been drawn to witchcraft and other New Age idiocy because they're stupid. They get comfort in imagining that "mastering magic" and having "secret knowledge" somehow compensates for their inability to learn true knowledge like Science.

    Every time some of these idiots confronts me by saying that natural sciences are way behind the "ancient knowledge of the wicca" I feel the uncontrollable urge to smash their face in.

  80. Distinctions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Witches have more or less to do with "magic". Things floating, weird effects, and almost shamanistic in rituals etc. Wizards are more like scholars and they usually control the elements such as fire (merlin usually seen with this), ice, and others.

  81. The worst by Pope · · Score: 2

    Yesterday a coworker went to www.netscape.com to check the news. Right there on the home page, a GIANT Harry Potter ad came sliding down from the top of the window and covered 75% or so of the screen real estate. Clicking on the close button made it slide back away.

    And you thought Pop-ups and pop-unders were bad...

    Mark my words: this is going to be the next wave in annoying advertisements.

    What bugs me the most is that you'd pretty much have to be living under a rock to not know about the movie coming out. Yes, hype is hype and Harry Potter has had more than the usual, but this just seems excessive.

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    1. Re:The worst by kputnam · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen that one, but I have seen a similar one to what you describe, only it is for Windows XP. It is a FLASH movie that shows that stupid green grass, blue sky overall happy scenery with flying words telling you how much easier it will make life. The ad was at zdnet, if I recall correctly...

  82. I'm another who doesn't understand the hype by eris_crow · · Score: 1

    I've only read the first one so far, and I did enjoy it very much. I would say that it is in the same class as The Hobbit, but I still don't understand the hype. Is the rest of child-oriented literature really so bad that Harry Potter and the Philosophers' Stone seems godlike by comparison?

    1. Re:I'm another who doesn't understand the hype by mvdwege · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is the rest of child-oriented literature really so bad that Harry Potter and the Philosophers' Stone seems godlike by comparison?

      In a word: Yes.

      At least here in the Netherlands there is a culture that says that children's literature must be in the first place educational, or pedagogical or any such buzzwords as are spouted by those purveyors of that soul-destroying pseudo-science that is called 'child psychology'. From what I've heard (I haven't read the books yet) J.K. Rowling hit on exactly what kids want: a good story.

      Incidentally, the secondary (or even tertiary) importance of story, plot and likeable characters is what is considered vogue among so-called 'serious' adult literature too. Perhaps that is the reason that adults latch on to Harry Potter with the same fanaticism as kids seem to do.

      Mart
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  83. US Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the way they had to change the original British name, "The Philospher's Stone" which the rest of the world has to problem with, to "The Sorcerer's Stone" in the US, my American friend prounces philospher as three words... fill, osh, ferrr.

    Hrm... ok.

  84. Re:Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by killmenow · · Score: 1

    My advice: Pee just before seeing this film.
    I did. My advice: Pee first...and don't get the big drink.
  85. The Chronicles of Narnia by daanger0us · · Score: 1

    I just started reading the first book of Harry Potter (hey, 50% off at borders...) and I'm enjoying it..

    but the hype of the books still doesn't grab me. I remember as a kid reading the Chronicles of Narnia and that was my favorite book series by far at the time.

    Of course, later on I read Tolkiens books and fell in love with them as well..

    Personally I think Tolkien's books and the Narnia Chronicles far superior books compared to Harry Potter...

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    1. Re:The Chronicles of Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you were a kid when you read them. HP is today's version of Narnia. And before you say Narnia is better written, it may be, but it may be that the english used in HP is a reflection of the way modern english is used. Language is always changing, authors write to have their books read, not to write good english (well the ones I find worth reading do).

  86. A Good Series... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I haven't read the Harry Potter book, mainly because back in '98 J.K. Rowling said she didn't want them to create a marketing monster, and now the revenues from the movie and spin-off products is estimated to bring in $700 million USD in profits. But what I would really like to see turned into a series of movies would be Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. You'd have to shoot it in a manner similar to Lord of the Rings (i.e. all in 2 continuous year), but it would be truly epic.

  87. Love that book argument. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1



    "THANK YOU HARRY POTTER BOOKS! I wuz a danged eeeelliterate fool until a buuk about witchcraft and demons and such came a-long. Now I am a makin' big bucks as a NASA sciuntist."

    Honestly, if I can't believe I hear parents saying that they have a problem with their kids on the internet reading and typing. Information non-stop from various unique viewpoints and places is wrse than a book? Wow. Then they slap themselves on the back for handing them a fun book. Yes, give them a book, reading is better than that evil, illiterate, thought-provoking internet. Please get a clue parents. Books are great. The internet is great too. I personally love both of them. But books are getting a little nostalgic for modern kids, when they can interact now.

    The internet is one BIG BOOK that talks back to you.

    To be on the net, you have to read constantly. Think and interact. Type. Most book people love the net. Its a beautiful thing. We are all reading right now, discussing, and this is our pastime. Wow. Think about that. I love books too. Before a computer network came along, reading was in a pile WAY OVER THERE . The common man now has a keyboard out 24/7. A typewriter used to be stored in a case in the closet, so you could use it for Christmas cards and official documents. After all, my parents used carbon paper. Typing was something your secretary did.

    WE NEED A SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE. I am 27. When I was in high school in the late 80's/early 90's, there were typing classes. Probably still are. It was a learned skill... people were ACTUALLY INTIMIDATED by a keyboard. People sought out typing as a class to be placed on a resume. How many people do you think are now intimidated by a typewriter now? It is now basic to children. They have E-mail accounts now. If they have to type a lot, betcha they have to read. Kids are doing a lot of typing and a lot of reading. It is REALLLY GETTTING BETTER, not worse. They are reading a lot more EVERYWHERE. That makes them smarter.

    Don't get me wrong. I LOVE BOOKS. I read a lot. But the fear that your kids are not going to read and end up as dumbasses is a hilarious parenting fear. Ridiculous fear. My mother told me that she used to read the Encyclopedias when she was bored. I did too. Kids practiaclly educate themselves. The computer is more than just a big set of encyclopedias. They are begging to learn. Harry Potter books didn't change that.

    The last time I checked, my parents were better educated than my grandparents, and I am better educated than my parents. Does everyone see a pattern here?

    I know I am going out on a limb, but a good childrens book series is not going to save all of our kids from barbarism and illiteracy. It isn't going to happen now anyway. We are so heading away from barbarism that it is funny to see parents freak out over one series of books. I personally love to see them humilitate their kids in front of news cameras with those silly outfits. JUST LET THEM BE KIDS! Don't put some giant spin on it.

    THANK YOU HARRY POTTER! You saved society.

    1. Re:Love that book argument. by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      j00 r rit3 d00d. I learned to r34d & rit3 on the net, and I 0wn3d 4ll my b00ks 0nlin3 t00. 3v3r r34d th3 h4ck3r's c00kb00k? Frickin' A, man, frickin' A!!

      The advantage of the written word is that it is generally spell and grammar checked, and that the stuff that gets printed is usually half-decent. On the internet, you get a lot of stuff, and it's hard to filter out the crack.

      ..er, I mean crap.

      That having been said, anyone who thinks "Harry Potter'll bring kids back to books!" is a complete twit. "But kids like it!" They like porn too; I say that if you really want to reel the kids back in, give 'em porno novels.

      No, the Harry Potter books don't suck; I'm with all you rabid fans on this one. They're fairly decent. From the first one, which I've read, I think they're well written, have some involving characters and a reasonably deep plot. But that's no reason to force kids to read the books. Or to make it a core novel for a grade-school level course.

      The last thing we want is teachers teaching kids how they should think about these characters. It's only a matter of time, parents, before your kids are being taught that Harry's uncle was obviously abused as a child, or that Ron was an Irish immigrant whose parents should learn to use birth control. Your teachers will have invaded yet another fun place where your child's imigination used to reside, and mold it to match their own. I'm all for molding youths into upstanding citizens, but leave their frickin' imaginations alone, willya?

      Teachers love this kind of book because it "gives them something new to work with."

      Children hate this kind of textbook because it's "arbitrary."

      And it is. "What does the owl represent? How about Harry's scar? What is the signifigance of the flash of green Harry remembers from his childhood?" *shudder* ... I'm getting shivers just thinking about it..

      So please, don't make it a required read, with questions and the like. Let kids enjoy a book for a change, without having to be taught the prejudices of their forefathers as fact.

      I've also heard this "making reading fun again!" poppycock so many times, and it's really starting to wear thin. I doubt this'll put any respectable dent whatsoever in illiteracy in America. People who want to read will continue to read. People who don't, won't. And any parent who can't get their kids to read has bigger problems than finding a book like Harry Potter to hold their attention.

      Although.. now that I think about it, it kinda makes sense. Assume for a moment that you are an illiterate parent. Your kid doesn't want to read either. You really don't know what to force them to read because you keep giving them crap, or whatever, because you have no experience to base your reading selections for them on. And you don't want to ask for help, because you're too proud. (..or you ran your phone bill too high and it was disconnected.)

      Then Harry Potter shows up, and all your troubles are solved. You buy your kid some books, and spend the rest of the month watching Jerry Springer re-runs on television.

      Amazing. Harry Potter will solve the problem of white trash. Whoo. I'm sold. :-P

    2. Re:Love that book argument. by the_slithy_tove · · Score: 1

      "What does the owl represent? How about Harry's scar? [...] *shudder* ... I'm getting shivers just thinking about it..

      Good for teaching the Evils of Overinterpretation.

      Sometimes a scar is just a scar.

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  88. Freaky fans? by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

    heh, wait till LOTR hits the theatres.
    _then_ you'll see freaky fans.

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    "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
  89. Re:Why 'Sorcerer's Stone' and not Philosopher's st by alienmole · · Score: 2
    No, it's because the English think that Americans are too stupid to understand what the Philosopher's Stone is.

    I think it's far more likely that the American marketing department of Time Warner et al thought that Americans wouldn't recognize the Philosopher's Stone. One thing top-tier marketers in America never do is overestimate the intelligence and knowledge of their audience...

  90. Its a book for nine year olds, get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love all of the "adult" casting indignation on the finer points of these books...go out and read something written for adults, and judge those works accordingly.

  91. People with too much time on their hands... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Never heard of it. Unless, of course, you're referring to "Antigone"...

    Anti-gone? That would be here?

    All this litterary snobbery is ridiculous. If you don't like the prose then don't read books that were written for twelve years olds.

    Equally a film aimed at the pre-teen audience is not going to have the action adventure impact of 'die-hard', 'Rambo' or 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'.

    I suspect that more than a little of the carping is being organized by the Religious right. They have realised that they look silly attacking Potter as being 'Satanist', so they are organizing people to call into talk shows to dis Potter.

    One of the ways you can tell this is going on is that the same phrases keep being used, 'Thin and Hollow' turns up on one of their 'talking points' sheets, I have heard it repeated on three separate chat shows. Then they plug some piece of 'christian' propaganda (which most christians would not recognize as such).

    Of course Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell haveto do something with their time after the used the WTC attacks for gay bashing. It would be nice if they had the guts to do this sort of thing in the open rather than using an astro-turf campaign.

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  92. More of a picturebook than a movie by hprotagonist0 · · Score: 1
    I loved the books, and I thought the movie was great fun, but I do not think it was a good movie. The movie would not have made any sense had you not read the books first. The action was hurried from one scene to the next, and there was very little character development.

    That said, the movie was a very good visual imagining of the books; it serves, more than anything, as an illustrated guide to Harry Potter. If you already know all the characters, and understand the action, then it's very entertaining to see it all acted out. All of the casting choices were excellent, and the visuals were wonderful (excepting maybe the Dark Forest; I've been in darker forests than that). The three things I missed most: "I'd like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you", Peeves the Poltergeist, and the logic puzzle with the potions that Hermione solved.

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  93. Boikot!!! by slumpie · · Score: 1
    WB don't want to translate the film to catalan (the catalan goverment pays it's translation) so people in catalonia is promoting a boikot to WB (only catalan).


    I supose Mr. Aznar (Spanish Prime Minister) is very happy with WB's decision... since he is one of nazi people that have been trying to destroy Catalonia since Sep 11th, 1714.

  94. Quidditch by SpringRevolt · · Score: 1

    Not quiditch.

    Anyway...

    Living in Glasgow, I couldn't help but think of the quiddich match as between Partick Thistle and Celtic. (Maybe this was no coincidence considering the stubstantial Scottish influcence (at least from the actors) of the film).

    Thank goodness Thistle won.

    Re: The Scorcer's Stone. I noticed that in one of the books that the children were using to research the stone it was actually written "The Philospher's Stone". This shot was only seen for a second or so. I wonder if there was a different book was used for the American version?

    1. Re:Quidditch by metachimp · · Score: 1

      It's the same book. Truly, I do not know why they changed it for the American market, Philospher's Stone, the elusive goal of alchemists through time, seems like an adequate title, but I guess the publishing company must have figured that American kids were too dumb to grok the significance of the Philosopher's Stone reference.

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      The system has failed you, don't fail yourself. --Billy Bragg
  95. Humorous Trailer by joshjs · · Score: 1

    I saw the Potter movie last night as well -- it had a great psuedo-trailer for Monsters, Inc., in which Mike and Sully (John Goodman and Billy Crystal) are playing charades. It's rather cute, and at the end, the screen displays:

    "Monsters Inc."

    "Now playing in a theater near you."

    "REALLY near you."

    "Maybe, like, right next door."

  96. Freedom and the AOL-TW way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Did you know if you were writing non positive comments about Harry Potter on an AOL discussion group your post would be deleted? I know most of the people here will have nothing to do with AOL, but it is something the really bothers me, enough to write this at least. How long before freedom of speech it totally controlled by big corporations, even slashdot could fall victim. Should public forums be forced to be uncensored?


    In AOL-TW, there are millions of people who think that AOL is the internet and have no idea that it is censored. I'm not aware of AOL's policies on posting, but it troubles me to know that they have and do censor posts that are not to AOL-TW's benefit as far as movie promotion goes and who knows what else. I think that the number of users and information presented should either be without censor or have a big disclaimer stating "These messages have been censored by AOL-TW. Any negative comments/posts about any AOL-TW products have been deleted." I find this would still be unacceptable considering the user base. And after all it is America On Line, how American is it to not offer a First Amendment right!

  97. www.harrypotterthemovie.com belongs to Amazon?!?!? by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    Try going here.

    you get a link to Amazon, trying to sell you books!

    If I posted a criticism on www.harrypottersux.com or www.harrypottersucks.com (both of which are allready taken and under construction, btw) that would be bad and naughty, but Amazon has completely derailed this address and as far as I can tell (from Icanns website) no-one has raised a peep.

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  98. Taco doesn't read a lot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explains why when it comes commenting on things other then computers he sounds a bit out of place.

  99. Re:differences US vs UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why'd this get modded down?

  100. I won't watch it because. . . . by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    No self respecting wizard (male witch, warlock, whatever, thats a seperate line of discussion) rides on a broomstick.

    The brooms that witchs were said to ride on were meant to be seen as phallic symboles originaly. That is why no self respecting wizard rides on one. Unless he's gay, and while I have nothing against homosexuals, a supposed school of magic that teachs its underaged male students to ride around on giant phallic symboles is just. . . . wrong. Period.

    Any halfway decent wizard/warlock/etc uses a CARPET DAMNET USE A FRIGGIN MAGIC CARPET. Or learn how to fly like a _REAL_ Man and don't use any of those wussy ass tools at all.

    Alternativly, magic boots, capes, hats, shirts, belt buckles, ring, braclets, necklaces, neckties, and so forth, all work quite well for imbuing with magical flight spells.

    Not to mention that Raistlin could KICK harry potter's ass even when Raistlin was just potter's age.

    1. Re:I won't watch it because. . . . by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
      That is why no self respecting wizard rides on one. Unless he's gay[...]

      It's a British boarding school, so that goes without saying.

  101. Where the hell does Taco live? by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    I saw it here in Sacramento, California and I didn't see one single cloak, magic wand, cape, pointy hat, or owl in the entire theatre. There was a loooong line before the movie started, but once everybody got in and got a seat we could see that there were still plenty of seats available. I mean *plenty* of seats. This was a 10:20pm showing on opening night...

    My girlfriend absolutely loved every second of it. I have not read the books yet, so while the story was interesting, it did seem to drag on quite a bit.

    I did like the "chessboard as a gate" bit near the end, tho...

    1. Re:Where the hell does Taco live? by wrenkin · · Score: 2

      At my school we have to wear academic gowns to eat in the very Hogwartish dining hall - Oak ceiling, stained glass, gilded rails, long oaken tables, tapestries, that kinda thing - every evening. So some girls spent all friday wearing their gowns around campus all day in a show of dedication to their magical hero, raising the ire of the less formal colleges. Then at night, they just put on some fan accoutrements and ran over to the theatre.

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  102. Witches Heal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is more evil, telling someone they'll burn in hell, and being fairly narrow minded and biggoted in your religion, or practicing a religion whose members are generally accepting of other religions, and strive to honor and respect the earth and fellow humans?

    Ok children, can we say "Gihad"?

    Sorry folks, I know it's off topic but I had to make a point. HP is a very entertaining movie, but lets not get fantasy confused with real wicca here.

    1. Re:Witches Heal by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2

      So, let me get this right... you "honor and respect" dirt?

      Or did you mean, "Earth" instead of "earth."

      Gee, if you honor and respect "her" the least you could do is capitalize your pagan god's name.

      Honor it all you want, I am striving to leave this mudball ASAP and tour the rest of the universe. Alas, it is a hobby that has not yet paid off.

      You claim you are "practicing a religion whose members are generally accepting of other religions." Funny, you don't seem very accepting of other religions in your post. Most major religions are "narrow minded" about the fact that they are the one true way to salvation/enlightenment/etc. Are they "evil" because they seek to prevent people from straying down the path of destruction (as they see it)? Isn't it the right thing for them to warn other people not to take a path that they believe to be dangerous, as long as they stick to persuasion and argument (as opposed violence or the force of law). Is it now "evil" to openly question other people's beliefs and engage them in peaceful debate? If it is, then that is all the more reason for me to move to a less crowded planet (and one without delusions of divinity). Or by "accepting of other religions" do you mean just a few other fruitcake, feel-good, new age superstitions that don't challenge your world view?

      I can't believe this is 2001, I don't have a flying car... and people in the industrialized world are still shelling out good money for witch doctors to read Tarot cards and chicken bones for them. That was not what the sci-fi novels promised me!

      Yes, I have Karma to burn why do you ask?

  103. Re:differences US vs UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    commie

  104. Harry Potter changed history by vgaphil · · Score: 1

    Thanks to the Harry Potter movie millions of children will now answer the question of, "What did Christopher Columbus discover?", with an answer of "The Harry Potter Movie".

    Thanks Hollywood.

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  105. see by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    now this is an example of a funny joke.

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  106. Fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was avoiding just fine until you posted a /. story on it, biotch.

    What a fucking chump, "It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film". You *are* hyping it freak!

    "The AOL Time Warner conglomerate demands that you watch this movie"

    and they have willing accomplices...

  107. Replies to off topic posts are not off topic by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    and souldn't be modded as such

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    1. Re:Replies to off topic posts are not off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's off the topic of the story, which is what the -1, offtopic is for.

  108. Extra! Extra! Pot calls kettle black! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    practicing a religion whose members are generally accepting of other religions, and strive to honor and respect the earth and fellow humans?

    Wicca was recently invented to reject and mock Christianity. It is not accepting of other religions, most Wiccans are derisive and actively subversive of other religions.

    Honoring and respecting the earth is meaningless silliness. What is "the earth" and which bits of it are worthy of honor and respect? Apparently the way they honor and respect fellow humans is to turn against the accumulated knowledge of science and replace it with mystic sham and fresh-pressed superstition, offending athiests, agnostics, and members of other religions alike while harming those who trust them with false remedies.

    Wicca is one of those oddball 20th century social organizations based on saying one thing and doing the exact opposite, much like communism.

    There is no "real wicca," just fantasy.

    And what the fuck is a Gihad? Did you mean jihad?

  109. saturday showing by phrostie · · Score: 1

    We just came from the movie. I was not bad! they stuck as close to the book as they could without making it a 5 hour feature. as always a book is better than a movie, but they did really well.

    my complements.

  110. awesome special effects?! i don't think so... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fluffy (the giant three-headed dog) was quite fuzzy, typical of bad special effects. The background and arena of the Quidditch match was not well-done (though the Quidditch players themselves were great). The troll was terrible - Shrek-style animation in a live-action movie? Bad move. It's kinda strange - it looks as if part of the was done by a team that didn't have anywhere near as much experience as stuff done in the rest of the movie. Makes me wonder...

    1. Re:awesome special effects?! i don't think so... by Decimal · · Score: 1

      Fluffy (the giant three-headed dog) was quite fuzzy, typical of bad special effects.

      Sorry about that. For the next movie, we'll shave him and call him "skinny".

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  111. Climactic scene - letdown by jdaily · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who liked the movie, but hated the climactic scene? I felt the physical conflict that finished out the scene was much more dramatic in the book; the movie version was just wretched.

  112. I'll do a flip, that's a neat trick! by JMZero · · Score: 1

    I hope that was an improvised line...

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  113. who cares by rogerl · · Score: 1

    Who gives a hoot about Harry Potter. I love to see the capitlism machine at work.

  114. Re:Jokes (I can't resist) by mselmeci · · Score: 1

    Comments about comments about jokes being offtopic are offtopic as well. And comments about comments about comments about jokes being offtopic are offtopic as well.

  115. Nothing new? by hughk · · Score: 1
    Once you get behind the Hagiography (there are no authorised biographies of JK at the meoment), we just find someone who loves to write.


    I would agree thatvery little of what she is doing is new, but she has repackaged a boarding school story (been around since Tom Brown's Schooldays)in way that people like it now. The characterisation is great, and kids now really like it.


    It isn't just a craze because I know one kid who had no prior exposure until she was given the book to read when she was 15. She was definitely out of the usual crazes as she had just arrived from Russia and was waiting to start school (so no friends yet). She loved the book and read all four in quick succession - in English.


    Forget the cult, the HP books are well written. They are not high literature, but they are fun and they carry some interesting (and seditious)messages.

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  116. very little interest untill... by cabbey · · Score: 2

    I had very little interest in seeing the movie, I still don't have much... and after this review, maybe when it comes out on video, or hits tv... maybe, if there's nothing else on. Then I caught what these whackos are saying about it, particularly the interview (currently on their frontpage or tv) I had to watch while waiting to get my car fixed this morning. The best part is probably the bit at the end where he claims Tolkein and Lewis were both "Christian fantasy" authors. And the part that tells parents to explain to their kids that "they understand" how it feels to not be able to see the film, and that they should "give the child something they've always wanted, a gift or a vacation" instead. Oh, and don't forget to check out "Pat's Age-Defying Antioxidants" while you're there.

    1. Re:very little interest untill... by astaines · · Score: 1

      Well, actually Lewis was a very committed Christian, and is possibly better known for his writings on Chrisitianity than for the Narnia books.
      Tolkien seems less obviously a specifically Christian writer to me.
      What Connie Neal (one of those wackos ) said was -
      Here's how you do it:

      1. Instead of running from their popular culture or leaving them to interpret it on their own, study it and engage it WITH THEM. Read the books to them; never just let them read questionable material on their own. Judge for yourself, don't rely on someone else when God gave you responsibility for your children's spiritual upbringing. When you engage the culture with them, you can use it to teach them to identify practices, choices, and characteristics as good or as evil and potentially dangerous.

      2. Give them the absolute measuring line of God's Word, the Bible. Teach them to use it whenever they are trying to figure out if something is permissible for them. For example: Go over Deuteronomy 18:9-14 and teach them that it is always wrong to practice or engage in any of the things listed there; they are never to look to any supernatural power other than God to tell them the future or give them guidance for their lives. They are not to look to the stars for their future but to the One who made the stars, and everything else.

      This seems to be me to a very sound response to an aspect of popular culture against which you seek to protect your children. I don't agree with some of Ms. Neal's basic premsises, but I do laud her methods, and her open approach.

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    2. Re:very little interest untill... by MattW · · Score: 2

      C.S. Lewis was very much a Christian author, and most of his works were non-fiction. The Chronicles of Narnia are very much Christian allegory, as you'll note Aslan (the Jesus-figure) breathing life back into statues, and in later books having his mane shorn (crown of thorns) before being killed and resurrected.

      While Tolkein is far less obvious, because he wasn't a well-known Christian non-fiction writer as Lewis, there are similar themes. Gandalf the Grey becomes Gandalf the White after being killed, most notably, but a lot of other themes can be drawn -- such as the tools of evil not being able to be used for good purpose (the ring subverts). I doubt it was intentional in his case, and is merely shared mythology, you might say, whereas with C.S. Lewis, it is likely very planned.

  117. If you want stand-up comedy... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Try Vegas. If you want a movie that will keep adults and children interested based on plot, try Harry Potter.

    One of the interesting things I noticed was that during the movie, the kids in the theatre (most likley outnumbering the adults) were really quiet, no yelling or squirming! And I really didn't notice any adults looking bored either.

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  118. Next Flight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm...Book 4 is awesome, but I'd like to see you read that 730+ page book on one flight.
    Also how could they cut down the baby dragon (Norbert) scene down? It was a pretty important plot device.

  119. Wearing out the magic by fm6 · · Score: 2
    As someone who works with high school kids, I am glad for Harry Potter for one reason - they are getting kids to read.
    HP caught my attention when I heard one of those NPR comentaries by a teacher who was reading the first book aloud in class. The kids wouldn't let him show the illustrations. They were having too much fun creating Hogwarts in their own heads.

    That sums up my feelings about the movie. I've sort of been looking forward to it -- what geek, of any age, can fail to identify with a disrespected little boy who has the sole power to defeat he-who-must-not-be-named? But I'm not sure I want to see a CGI Quiddich match, or Fluffy reduced to some Disney-Henson-IL&M puppet.

    And how much HP can we take? I just read the third book (recently out in paperback) and it seems to me that premise is already beginning to wear thin. I have to wonder if the magic can hold together for 4 more volumes, not to mention endless tie ins, adaptions and spin-offs.

    Sometimes you wish your favorite entertainment was a little less successful. I remember when I thought a beagle with aviator fantasies was funny, when Dilbert actually had something to say, and Star Trek actually took me out of myself. Much as I miss C&H, I wish more creators would emulate Bill Watterson and quit while the concept is still fun.

    Oh well, at least the movie is something people can do with their kids.

  120. I do not like how they cut out parts (spoilers) by eean · · Score: 1

    I've preface this with the fact that movies have to cut out plot. For instance, instead of having the dragon Norber hatching out of an egg and then later mentioning "oh, Dumbledore sent it to Romania" is stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if they had the rest of that the plot shot but cut it out. Instead they just should have cut it out completely. In general, there seemed to be too many half-baked plots like that and replace them with some the ancedotes in class. For instance, we never really got to hate Snape.

    Overall, if you havn't read the book then the characters are going to be undeveloped. Of course, who hasn't read the book - maybe this movie should be seen as a "book companion".

    The time constraints and the fact that it is hard to translate "and Harry thought..." into a movie are the two big adaptions for a movie.

  121. Too Bad by Ravendon · · Score: 1

    Good movie, good books. It's just too bad she had to steal the characters from a previous series by an American author. The first book was published in 1984 called "Legend of Rah and the Muggles". It's kind of hard to believe that Rowling had no idea about the previous books when you compare them.

    Rowling's Names: Harry Potter, Muggles, Lily Potter, Neville, Nimbus 2000, Keeper of the Keys.

    Stouffer's Names: Larry Potter, Muggles, Lilly Potter, Nevils, Nimbus, Keeper of the Gardens.

    Hmm.... looks very similar. Maybe adding or deleting letters, changing spelling, etc. does not constitute plagarism in the U.K., but in American schools, we were taught that that is a big no no. But, the fact that Rowling has no moral or ethical bone in her body, doesn't mean her books aren't fascinating reading. They are.

    1. Re:Too Bad by magic · · Score: 2
    2. Re:Too Bad by greylouser · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how common a name ``Longbottom" is, but note that in Tolkien, Merry (or Pippin, maybe? I can't remember) gets very excited about a kind of tobacco called ``Longbottom Leaf." In H.P., of course, we have Neville Longbottom. Possibly just coincidence.

  122. (I Think) The book is called... by The_dev0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Tom Brown's School Days" is the title of the book i think he is referring to. Hey, just trying to be helpful :)

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    1. Re:(I Think) The book is called... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • "Tom Brown's School Days" is the title of the book i think he is referring to.

      Which leads to a nice example of how well it can work. George Macdonald Fraser took a character from Tom Brown's School Days, the bully Harry Flashman, and created a long running series of historical novels around him.

      This is different from Potter because the source was out of copyright and in the public domain, and Fraser freely acknowledged the re-use of the characters and names.

      Don't get me wrong, all fiction is derivative. But lifting characters, names and situations verbatim (or nearly so) out of other recent works is theft.

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    2. Re:(I Think) The book is called... by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 2
      ...lifting characters, names and situations verbatim..."
      Hrm...I assume you're refering to Nancy Stouffer's lawsuit as the basis of your claim. From her web site, realmuggles.com, muggles are "Humans left behind on Aura, The Forgotten People, conscientious objectors, sick and diseased, physically challenged, elderly, blind, deaf, savants, dwarfs, earning disabled, the Have Not's. They became genetically mutated humans, hybrid humans, resemble children when fully grown, large hairless heads, tiny ears, large oval eyes, eyelids with no eyelashes, blue, violet, brown & green, lump cheeks, narrow shoulders, thin arms, chubby hands, three fingers & one thumb, no fingernails, thin legs, chubby feet, four toes, no toenails, round plump bellies, half-moon shaped belly button, height: 3'- 4', weight: 45 lb.- 90 lb., skin Color: white, brown, beige or olive, vegetarians." Rowling's muggles, however, are completely ordinary humans, fingernails and all.

      Stouffer's Larry Potter is completely unconnected to her Muggles, they're in different books. Just because the characters share the same surname and their first names ryhme that Rowling lifted her character from Stouffer's? Check out Stouffer's "Infringement Examples Chart" to see more reaches to draw comparisons between the books where they don't exist. My favorite is Rowling's "MUGGLES REJOICING "HAPPY, HAPPY DAY" & MUGGLES PLAY SOCCER-LIKE GAME" vs. Stouffer's "MUGGLES REJOICING "OH WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY" & MUGGLES PLAY CROQUET-LIKE GAME." Can anyone point out to me where Rowling's muggles rejoice or where they play a soccer-like game (unless she means soccer itself)?

      As for derivative, Nancy Stouffer has started refering to herself as "N.K. Stouffer". Please.

      Anyone else notice how Stouffer's Muggles look like the Thompsons from last week's South Park? Nancy's got another lawsuit! Her claim that Rowling is "irreparably damaging my properties and goals" is ridiculous, she's gotten more attention since Rowling's books than she had gotten in the 13 years previous. Why hadn't Stouffer sold her books to a big publishing house? Because "before I could enter into another agreement I had to clear the title rights through the Federal Courts." She who lives by the courts, dies by the courts.

      Personally, I don't think anyone who says "I designed him a logo" on their web site should call themselves an author, children's or otherwise. Stouffer's a two-bit wanna-be who thinks that she might have some sort of claim, too bad it's just "In The Year of the Purple Haze".

      -sk

    3. Re:(I Think) The book is called... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the response. I agree with you on the facts of this case (such as they are, and we have to bear in mind the vested interests of both sides), I just come to a different conclusion. I believe that JK Rowling did knowingly lift names from Nancy Stouffer (whether she had read the books or not is another issue), and in a close enough context to be regarded as plagiarism.

      I see it as a minor infringement that could be solved with a simple acknowledgement with no financial payment, but her denial is (to my eyes) morally repugnant. I also choose to believe that the balance of probability (civil law issue, this isn't a "beyond all reasonable doubt" case) is that JK Rowling's Harry Potter is influenced strongly by D.C. Comic's "Books of Magic". Note that I don't say "Neil Gaiman's Books of Magic", as Neil Gaiman has sold all rights to D.C. Comics, and so his declination to contest this intellectual property is irrelevant.

      By the way, even though we disagree, I respect your position and arguments, and if I could, I'd mod you as informative.

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  123. Just one thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Search the review for the word wizard. Didn't find any matches?
    Why is this a problem?
    Harry Potter is a wizard, not a witch.

    -Justin

  124. Re:My take on things ... by mselmeci · · Score: 1

    Thousands of people have died recently in the worst terrorist attacks of recorded history, and we're now involved in a war against Islam during the holy month of Ramadan, and you people have the gall to discuss Harry Potter movies? My *god* people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!

    We have been discussing the terrorist attacks many many times on /. Just look at the news marked under the 'US' category. I think it's good that we're discussing something different for a change. /. is not just for politics: it is for geeks. Get that through your head.

  125. Its about censorship, not copyright infingement by eean · · Score: 1

    harrypotterthemovie.com, unlike various *sucks.com sites, is good for the company it is infringing upon. Why would AOL Time Warner put up any objections to Amazon taking that site to sell Harry Potter books and movies (though they may not like the book part too much, the two medias do feed each other)? Unless they asked permission (which is entirly possible) it is something ICANN would get mad about, but because AOL Time Warner is not going to bring charges they won't.

    1. Re:Its about censorship, not copyright infingement by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm a molecular biologist, IAMNAL, but under more traditional copyright law (the kind where individual people have rights, but I digress) if you fail to "defend" your copyright/patent/trademark, it, and I'm aware this varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, becomes void. There are many excellent reasons for this sort of rule and I've always assumed that ICANN's rules included it somehow.... do they? Those of us with legal aptitude can peruse them at www.icann.org, of course.

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    2. Re:Its about censorship, not copyright infingement by eean · · Score: 1

      Well it looks like they are not - thus leading me to be believe they (they being large companies) only "defend their trademark" of sites they disagree with.

  126. Harry Potter SUCKS! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 0, Troll

    Remember Beanie Babies? Or Pogs? Or Magic Cards? Or Cabbage Patch Kids? Or any of hundreds of other things that became a huge fad for a about half a year, made their creators multimillionaires, and then disappeared? I hate it when companies "demand" that everybody waste their money on something. Especially when it's AOLTW.

    Fads suck. Harry Potter is a fad. Therefore, Harry Potter sucks.

    By the way, there are other things that SUCK as well. One example is Burger King. I HATE all fast food chains. They don't produce food. They produce garbage and dare to call it food. I had some food at a Burger King today and got sick. I'm not making this up either--I'm totally serious about this. Good thing I didn't eat their damn fries. So, like I said, Burger King SUCKS, and so do all the fast food chains.

  127. Harry Potter and incorrect word usage by dgero · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one who's noticed that the Harry Potter books incorrectly use the word "enervate" as if it means a cross between "energize" and "activate"? The correct meaning of "enervate" is "to debilitate; to weaken; to deplete". Look it up. An ENERVATE spell should be something the bad guys use to rob the strength from the good guys. That's not how J.K. uses it.

    So now we have tens of millions of English-speaking kids learning the incorrect usage of a perfectly good word.

    It seems to me an author of children's books should at least get the language right. I've heard that J.K. refuses to have a copy editor. If so, a lot of English teachers and students are going to pay the price for her lack of humility.

  128. Re:Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    Just get the 2 liter cup, you mean? I guess you're right, I had a hard time finishing the 20 gallon "Bucket 'o Value" last time.

  129. Aw crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's friggin' Annie again. isn't it...

  130. *ahem* by Shin+Elendale · · Score: 1
    Fool.

    -Elendale

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  131. LOTR too. by fenix+down · · Score: 1
    The big orc in Moria doesn't look much better than the HP troll, at least in the trailers.


    Has anyone else noticed that CGI (SFX, not animation like Shrek) has been getting worse since Jurrasic Park? The brachiasaurus eating the tree at the very beginning is still the best CGI effect I've seen. The Matrix was very nice, but after watching it a few times, you notice wierdities, like the bouncing door in the lobby. I see more problems with TPM every time I watch it, and of course, Mummy 2 had stuff I could have outdone with 20 minuites on Blender. I still haven't found any strange things in the CGI in JP, and I've watched it more times than I can count. That might be because there wasn't as much CGI, but after 8 years, I'd think they'd be able to at least match it.

    1. Re:LOTR too. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I agree with that. But then go see "Monsters, Inc." and be amazed at the perfection that is Sully's fur. Absolutely perfect, and hair has been one of the hardest things to do in CGI. Now they need to work on human skin, and they'll be able to do most anything they need to do. I wouldn't worry too much about the orc in LOTR yet - until you see it in the final movie, on the bigscreen, there's no telling how good it really will be.

    2. Re:LOTR too. by Grahf666 · · Score: 1

      I think I see where you're coming from... but did you see the Final Fantasy Movie? That can hardly be "crap" special effects. But then again, there weren't live actors mingling with the CGI ones, so it's a bit different.

      I think there's two reasons that Jurassic Park's effects have stood the test of time: one, no-one had seen anything like that before. People are jaded enough these days from cheap movie CGI that we pick out the tiniest flaws easily. Back then, the CGI work was few and far between, and what there was was gold standard work (we can thank Silicon Graphics, back when they were at their height, for that).

      Second, there really aren't that many CGI shots in JP. Most of the dinosaur closeups are animatronic, I think.

  132. Big "L" Loser by CoffeeNowDammit · · Score: 1
    So, yeah, if you want to teach your kid about witchcraft you ought to take him/her to see this movie, but I as a Christian would not take my child to see it if I had a child.

    I hope your only choices of nightlife in the future are Pagan singles bars (be they real Pagans or the motorcycle gang). The herd doth needeth thinning.


    As a side note, I am NOT even CLOSE to a right-wing extremist so don't even TRY to rope me into that category.

    Wouldn't dream of it *snicker*.

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  133. quiditch? by sam@caveman.org · · Score: 1

    firstly it is quidditch, you were very, very close this time :). i thought the movie completely followed the spirit of the book, if not the letter (a few things here and there, otherwise very, very much like the book). of course the plot is pretty straightforward (it is meant for 11 year olds, after all) but all in all a fun little book and a fun little movie.

    but basically it just whet my appetite for 'the fellowship of the ring' and kept my hopes up for future harry potter movies, as the books got more complex and interesting above the 11 year old level after the first one.

    -sam

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  134. Ender's game by Pyromage · · Score: 1

    Somewhat offtopic, but didn't OSC say that the reason he was having a lot of trouble getting Ender's Game made into a movie was partly the lack of child actors? While there were not very many in Potter, there were more than usual (i.e. 6th Sense w/ just Osment). Any ideas on the impact this will have?

  135. The onion article by kalinh · · Score: 1
    This is one of my favorite onion articles from the time that the last book was released. There isn't much I can add besides the link, it's too damn hilarious.

    Harry Potter Books Spark Rise in Satanism among children

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  136. WRONG titles in the review.. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    didnt read the books too well did you?

    He's a wizard not a witch, and the entire bookline and world is as far from wicca as you could get.

    Geeks have a freak-storm when people say hackers are crashing the internet....

    well, A good fantasy lover will cringe when people try and stick their world into the light that causes fundamentalists to freak, band and burn books....

    It's a wizard dammit, the harry potter world is very much like D&D and we didnt have no stupid witches...

    keep your religion out of my fantasy entertainment.

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  137. Resistance is Futile by tenzig_112 · · Score: 2
    You can talk all you want about how you don't want to see the movie. Believe me, you will. AOL/Time/Warner have assured me that you will definitely see this film at least once.


    There is no escape.


    A few humbly-submitted links for supplementary reading:

    Harry Potter Premieres, Becomes Soul-Sucking Eddy of Ubiquity

    "Hairy Potter" Adult Film Franchise Already on 7th Sequel

  138. Weird fans by dsplat · · Score: 2

    Yes, Harry Potter has some weird fans. I was out there with a bunch of them, robes, pointy hats and all. We convinced a local theater to let us promote our SF club by raffling off a gift basket of Harry Potter stuff in their lobby on opening night. It was a great ice breaker. I met some wonderful people who I might never known otherwise, including one of the elves who runs the FictionAlley Harry Potter fanfic site.

    We'll be doing something similar for the Lord of the Rings opening night next month. I'm just glad that getting a job, owning a house and having kids didn't mean that I forgot how much fun it can be to just throw myself into doing something weird. I laughed, I talked, I posed with my friends for a news crew. It was fun. Go ahead and be weird. There's a good chance you'll make some friends, or put a smile on a kid's face.

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  139. Four hour Director's cut DVD petition by cfish · · Score: 1

    from a fan page,

    It was widely reported that the first "draft" of the movie came in at 4+ hours long. Dave created an online petition for fans to sign. At issue? Dave wants Warner Bros. and Christopher Columbus to know we fans want a director's cut Harry Potter DVD. 4 hours.

    The petition

  140. Book Number 4??? by dytin · · Score: 1

    How long is the movie for the fourth book going to be? The Sorcerer's Stone was only 2 or 3 hundred pages if I remember correctly, and the fourth book is over 700 pages. Will we see a five hour movie? Maybe they'll have to split it into two parts? Any ideas?

  141. Absolutely agree! by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    If Terry Gilliam had directed the film, I would have avoided it like the plague (my mate and I are going to see it next weekend).

    Why? Simple enough. Terry Gilliam does a fine job of directing except for one fatal flaw: The endings of his films all stink! In "Time Bandits," the kid's parents get blown away, and the film ends. In "Nightmare Before Christmas," the FX and animation were wonderful -- but the ending left me with the feeling that I'd been ripped off where the admission cost was concerned.

    And 'Brazil?' Criminys, don't even get me started. You'd have to be drunk, high, or both to even follow that abomination, and even then you'd probably need a copy of the script nearby. No, Terry Gilliam would have been absolutely the worst possible choice to direct movies made from Rowling's works.

    I'm not saying that every movie needs to have a nice, happy ending. I'd settle for an ending where the lead character(s) experience some sort of growth or life-changing experience. Unfortunately, Gilliam seems to think that every one of his movies should end with someone getting blown up, or losing someone very close to them, or something equally rotten.

    Seeing "Nightmare Before Christmas" made me swear off (and at) Gilliam's films permanently, and I know I can't be the only one who feels that way. Given Gilliam's touch, "Harry Potter" would probably have ended with the school getting blown up by a series of well-intentioned spells, or some similar idiocy.

    Thank God Janet Rowling had more sense than to let him direct!

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

    1. Re:Absolutely agree! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing "Nightmare Before Christmas" made me swear off (and at) Gilliam's films permanently, and I know I can't be the only one who feels that way

      You're probably the only person in the world who's seen Terry Gilliam's Nightmare Before Christmas.

    2. Re:Absolutely agree! by joekool · · Score: 1

      I must say, I don't know what made you think Terry Gilliam was involved in with Nightmare Before Christmas, but i am afraid you were mistaken. That particular honor falls on Tim Burton, otherwise known for Planet of the Apes, Beetlejuice, etc. If you have based your opinion of Mr. Gilliam on someone elses movies, you might want to reconsider.

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  142. Harry Pothead ? by fredlwm · · Score: 1

    Who ?

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  143. Ugh by rackrent · · Score: 1

    You know already unless you live in a coffin ....

    Well, I don't know so I guess I live in a coffin.

    Proud to be an American who's not a slave to popular culture. Harry who? Couldn't find the man page for that, sorry.

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    --- There is a man in a smiling bag.
  144. Re:Haley Joel Osment is BAD [spoiler?] by Derci · · Score: 1

    He was bad and obnoxious. I hated how he shouted "keep me safe" and almost drowned the real kid to death.. obviously he didn't follow the 3 Laws of Robotics - especially the first one: "A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

    I hated the dumb ending, too. It was so depressing. It made me miss Asimov's stories, and also Data.

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    -- The ballad of arrivederci
  145. Best Timing. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the showing I saw, the whole theater went nuts when the broom hit Ron in the face. It was just such a slapstick surprise, it just *worked*.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Best Timing. by epukinsk · · Score: 2

      Ah yes, I forgot about that one. One of few, though, unfortunately.

      -Erik

  146. No-one else notice the changed ending? by mccalli · · Score: 1

    It's interesting - I read the book only three days before seeing the film (saw the film a week ago at a preview), and I seemed to be the only one that noticed the ending had been changed.

    I won't be able to sneak in a spoiler alert due to the lameness filter, but to people who see the film and have read the book: think. There's someone missing at the end climax. I'm curious to know why - I haven't read any of the other books yet, but I suspect the real reason for that extra character's presence gets explained later on. Wonder how they'll do that in the sequels.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  147. another review by jooniqzb1tch · · Score: 1

    quite something else :)
    the evil of harry potter (adequacy.org) paper

  148. am i the only one who remembers this...? by TheM0cktor · · Score: 1

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/archive/17671 .html Warner brothers tried to bully this 15 year old girl into giving up the domain name of her fansite - www.harrypotterguide.co.uk. They gave up in the end but its proved to me what immoral, money grabbing bastards they are. This is why i won't be going to see it, i'm not giving my money to them.

  149. Download location? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, for those of us who aren't fortunate enough to live in a place showing this movie already, does anyone have the URL of a downloadable form (mpeg, divx, whatever as long as xine, MPlayer or avifile can display it)?

  150. LOTR HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lord of the Rings > Harry Potter

  151. Philosopher's stones by flonker · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, according to the alchemical lore that I've read, it turns lead into gold, and that is a metaphor for finding spiritual purity, thus granting immortality. (Either christian immortality in heaven/the afterlife or physical immortality, depending on which version you prefer.)

    In short, it does both, but the turning lead into gold is a byproduct of reaching spiritual perfection.

  152. Harry Potter?.. good story or outright plagiarism? by D0ughB0y · · Score: 1

    (And before anyone starts to comment... this article is a copy, not my own creation, I just agree totally with the author of this piece.)

    The Harry Potter books are rapidly becoming the most popular fiction in the history of literature. In just four years they have sold a staggering 100 million copies, and made their author, J.K. Rowling, a very rich woman.

    Explaining the secret of their success, critics point to the brilliant invention in the plots and characters, the creation of a whole parallel world, and the attraction of the struggle of good against evil.

    With the film version of the first book - which describes a magical boy's first year at a school for witches and wizards - released on Friday, interest is sure to increase even more.

    Yet for all their richness, there are more than a few echoes of other classic stories within the pages of the Potter books, particularly from The Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, a film of which is released next month, competing with Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.

    Of course, when it comes to literature there's no such thing as an entirely original story. Even Shakespeare happily raided myths, chronicles and even contemporary authors in search of the ideas for the finest plays ever written.

    It is part of the tradition of all great art - and this applies to music and painting just as much as literature - that ideas are passed down through the generations, constantly adapting and evolving as they go.

    So while there's no denying that J.K Rowling's achievement is truly staggering, it's fascinating to look at why some elements of her stories seem rather familiar.
    DAVID THOMAS reports.

    J.R.R. TOLKIEN

    - The Lord Of The Rings, published in 1954, has a good wizard - Gandalf - as a central character who guides the little hero and has a long, white beard and flowing hair.
    Harry Potter has a good wizard, Dumbledore, as a central character who guides the little hero and has a long, white beard and flowing hair.

    - The Lord Of The Rings has an evil, dark force who has fallen from power but is growing strong again: Lord Sauron.
    THE Harry Potter books have an evil, dark force who has fallen from power but is growing strong again: Lord Voldermort.

    - WHEN the hero of The Lord Of The Rings, Frodo, is close to the dark lord, the ring he is carrying grows heavy in his hand.
    WHEN the hero of Harry Potter is close to the dark lord, the scar on his head burns with pain.

    - IN THE Lord Of THe Rings there's a small, sniveling, treacherous character who is the sidekick of an evil wizard. His name is Wormtongue.
    IN HARRY POTTER there's a small, sniveling, treacherous character who is the sidekick of an evil wizard. His name is Wormtail.

    - IN THE HOBBIT, also written by J.R.R. Tolkien, there's a dark forest which the heroes fear to enter.
    IN HARRY POTTER there's a dark forest which the heroes fear to enter.

    - IN THE forest in The Hobbit there is a colony of talking giant spiders who try to murder the hero, Bilbo.
    IN THE forest in Harry Potter there is a colony of talking giant spiders who try to murder the hero, Harry.

    - IN THE Lord Of The Rings Frodo becomes invisible when he slops on his magic ring.
    IN HARRY POTTER Harry becomes invisible when he slops on his magic cloak.

    - IN THE Lord Of The Rings there are evil, half-dead, black-cloaked figures who can sense the hero's presence and seek to suck out his soul: the Wraiths.
    IN HARRY POTTER there are evil, half-dead, black-cloaked figures who can sense the hero's presence and seek to suck out his soul: the Dementors.

    - IN THE Lord Of The Rings the Elven Queen has a pool of liquid - the Mirror of Galadriel - in which she can see events far away and at different times.
    IN HARRY POTTER, Dumbledore has a pool of liquid - the Pensieve - in which Harry can see events far away and at different times.

    - IN THE HOBBIT the hero is attacked by a huge mountain troll.
    IN HARRY POTTER the hero is attacked by a huge mountain troll.

    - IN THE Lord Of The Rings, the ancient sword of Anduril is used to cut the ring from the dark lord's hand.
    IN HARRY POTTER, the ancient sword of Godric Gryffindor is used to slay the Baslisk, a serpent doing the bidding of the dark lord.

    - IN THE Lord Of The Rings, Frodo and his companions visit a village pub, The Prancing Pony, and are served by Barliman Butterbur.
    IN HARRY POTTER, Harry and his companions visit a village pub, The Three Broomsticks, where they drink pints of butterbeer.

    - IN THE Lord Of The Rings, Gandalf is carried away from danger from the top of a wizard's tower by a giant eagle.
    IN THE third Harry Potter book Harry's godfather Sirius Black is carried away from danger near the top of a tower by a giant Hippogriff (which is half-eagle).

    NARNIA
    - AT THE beginning of the Narnia book THe Last Battle, by C.S. Lewis - the final installment of the series published in the Fifties - the children leave a railway station platform and are thrown into the magical world from the train.In the book The Secret Of Platform 13, by Eva Ibbotson, there is also a secret link into a magical world via a railway station platform.
    NEAR the beginning of Harry Potter, he and his friends use a railway station platform - nine-and-three-quarters at King's Cross - to move into the magical world.

    - IN NARNIA there are wise and magical centaurs who befriend the Pevensle children.
    IN HARRY POTTER there are a wise and magical centaurs, one of which, Firenze, lets Harry ride on his back.

    - IN THE The Magician's Nephew, the children Diggory and Polly ride on a flying horse to save Narnia from an evil witch.
    IN HARRY POTTER Harry and Hermione fly on a Hippogriff (a beast which is half-horse) to save the innocent Sirius Black. (Also, one of the characters in Harry Potter is called Cedric Diggory. Unusual name, isn't it?)

    N.K. Stouffer
    - AMERICAN children's author N.K. Srouffer, in her 1984 book The Legend of Rah And the Muggles, used the term Muggles and the book includes the charter Larry Potter. J.K. Rowling uses the word Muggles to describe 'non-wizarding peoples' and, as we all know, her hero is called Harry Potter.

    - STOUFFER'S book contained a castle, like Hogwarts, which was approached by boat across a lake. And there was a character called Nimbus, who could fly - as does Harry Potter's flying Nimbus 2000 broomstick.

    - IN STOUFFER'S book the Muggles form a group called Nevils.
    In Harry Potter there is a character called Neville.

    - IN STOUFFER'S book there is a character called Lilly Potter.
    HARRY'S mother is called Lily Potter.

    - STOUFFER'S lawyers claimed that: 'There are many more similarities (between the books), all of which cause further confusion, infringe upon Stouffer's trademarks and unfairly compete with her properties'.
    IN THIS case, however, it is Rowling and her U.S. publishers Scholastic, who have sued Stouffer. The matter will be settled in a Manhattan courtroom.

    AND OTHERS ...
    - IN ROALD DAHL'S Matilda the Wormwoods are a nasty, suburban family who refuse to recognise the gifts belonging to their brilliant - and magical - daughter Matilda, and pretend she is criminal.
    IN HARRY POTTER the Dursleys are a nasty suburban family who refuse to recognise the gifts belonging to the brilliant - and magical - Harry and pretend he's been sent to St. Brutus's a school for Incurably Criminal Boys.

    - IN T.H. WHITE'S Sword In The Stone, the young King Arthur, known then as Wart, is tutored but the friendly wizard, Merlin, and pulls a sword from a magical stone.
    IN HARRY POTTER, Harry is tutored by the friendly wizard Dumbledore, and pulls a sword from a magical hat.

    - IN SNOW WHITE a mirror talks to those looking in it, often dispensing unwanted advice.
    IN HARRY POTTER a mirror talks to those looking in it, telling Harry to 'tuck your shirt in, scruffy!'

    -IN THROUGH The Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll, there are talking chess pieces.
    IN HARRY POTTER the chess pieces talk back, offering advice on what moves the players should make.

    - IN THE Worst Witch, by Jill Murphy, pupils attend Cackles Academy. The heroine, Mildred Hubbe, learns about spells and potions. She flies on a broomstick, which she uses for school sports. And she fights with her friends against a gang of nasty pupils, who are female equivalents of Harry Potter's enemy Draco Malfoy and his pals.
    IN HARRY POTTER, of course, most of the action takes place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where they learn about all aspects if magic and fly broomsticks, most memorably when playing Quidditch, the violent, airborne team game involving four flying balls.

    - IN STAR WARS Luke Skywalker is an orphan (or so he believes) raised by his aunt and uncle, who don't acknowledge his true heritage.
    HARRY POTTER is an orphan raised by his aunt and uncle, who don't acknowledge his true heritage.

    - LUKE SKYWALKER'S mentor is Obi-Won Kenobi, who tells Like the most important thing about the Force is how he chooses to use it. HARRY'S mentor is Dumbledore, who tells him: 'It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are.'

    - LUKE SKYWALKER fights Darth Vader, who cuts off his hand.HARRY fights Lord Voldermort, who wounds his arm.

    Darth Vader, of course, turns out to be Luke's father. Can there be any serious Potter reader who does not wonder whether we are going to discover, one day, that Harry and Voldermort are related?

    - FINALLY, in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire there appears a sneaky, headline-hungry, utterly unscrupulous and deceitful woman journalist called Rita Skeeter, who horribly exploits and misquotes poor Harry.

    I have been in Fleet Street journalism for a full 20 years. And in all that time I've never come across any fellow professional remotely like Rita Skeeter. Well, not many, anyway.

  153. OK, then scratch Narnia, too by hawk · · Score: 2
    It's hard to get more derivative than that. The whole set is ripped straight from the Bible . . .


    hawk

    1. Re:OK, then scratch Narnia, too by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      It's hard to get more derivative than that. The whole set is ripped straight from the Bible . . .

      'Derivative' does not equal 'bad'. (OK, in modern times it usually does.) I merely point out that the Potter books are a modern update of an old genre. I actually consider that a Good Thing as few stories age as well as the Narnia tales or Tolkien.

    2. Re:OK, then scratch Narnia, too by hawk · · Score: 2
      Actually, that was my point :) Narnia is compelling, but it's tough to find much in there, other than trnaslating children into it, that's not in the Original . . .


      hawk

  154. Lowest common denominator??? by hawk · · Score: 2
    Some of the words just plain mean different things. For example, the jumper/sweater switch. I'm not sure I'd let my daughters go to a movie (or read a book) about a little boy that wears sleeveless dresses, which is whaqt a "jumper" is in the U.S.


    hawk, whose father worked with a british mechanic who scared off a problem customer when he said he'd get a "torch" to go look under her car.

  155. not exactly by hokanomono · · Score: 1

    You forgot one point. I understand that it is easily forgotten in our world, where every one of us (in an everyday manner) is confronted with people who are obviously incapable of using technology. However it is a prerequesit for science, that a theory is valid for any person in any place.

    Therefore that child does not just have a talent for some specific technology, but he has a gift for performing acts that most other people are not able to -- by principle rather than difficulty.

    Not having read the Harry Potter stories, i imagine that it addresses the reader's (the child's) dream of being a very special child. IANAP (I am not a parent), but i think it's a possible way to give children a sence of their own uniqueness.

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  156. What sci-fi do you read? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe this is 2001, I don't have a flying car... and people in the industrialized world are still shelling out good money for witch doctors to read Tarot cards and chicken bones for them. That was not what the sci-fi novels promised me!

    Heinlein's novels promised this, more or less, though he was optimistic about the flying cars.

  157. Terry Gilliams _Nightmare Before Christmas_ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case you did not get what the other AC replying to your post is saying. Terry Gilliam did not direct _Nightmare Before Christmas_. That was Tim Burton.

  158. Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this movie not connected with the MPAA? You remember them? DeCSS? Imprisonment? Violation of civil rights? Did that get resolved and the MPAA send everyone a lollipop?

  159. Good for nerds! by mattr · · Score: 2

    Haven't seen the movie yet though I've read the books a couple of times. Reading the Wired
    online article about people trying to get the books banned from schools because they promote witchcraft, I was struck by 1) the unlimited gall of fundamentalists in the U.S. and 2) that this would be a great way to boost kids' self confidence for those who need it. I mean this is the ultimate nerd movie, and seems to have a message for non-nerds that nerd is cool. Best at this I've seen since Animal House and Buckaroo Banzai. This could be a good force for stopping the shootings in American schools. In these stories, as mentioned in other messages, there are lots of good morals stories but also it shows a kid who regularly gets picked on becoming a hero for use of his head and inner talents. Educators should get as many kids to see it as possible!

  160. CmdrTaco doesnt read much ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and it shows :

    ... I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the seen as a whole was brilliant ...

    read some more taco :P

  161. For one kid the books got him to read, period. by mesusha · · Score: 1

    Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)

    For Scott. M. (http://www.scholastic.com/harrypotter/lifechange/ index.htm) the books got him to read, period.

  162. Bullshit... by deepone · · Score: 1
    He was bad and obnoxious. I hated how he shouted "keep me safe" and almost drowned the real kid to death.. obviously he didn't follow the 3 Laws of Robotics - especially the first one: "A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

    1. Nothing says that a robot has to follow Asimovs laws... I certainly don't believe that every robot in the future will...
    2. They didn't try to build a robot like that... They tried to build something more... Which pretty much is the point in the story...

    I hated the dumb ending, too. It was so depressing. It made me miss Asimov's stories, and also Data.

    I loved the entire movie - including the ending...

    /Daniel

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    -- No, no -- Not that one!
  163. Good? Yes. Great? Not close. This was no Labrynth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was NO magic here compared to the NeverEnding Story and Labrynth. Both of those movies are heads and tales about Harry Potter. Harry was good, but they could have EASILY made it into an 1.30min long flick. I think I yawned through most of this movie.

  164. It's Everywhere!!! by JVH · · Score: 1

    I clicked on mapquest.com to find out where Zeeland, MI was, and a pop-up ad for the movie magically appeared!

  165. Haley Joel Osment bashing reveals reviewer limits by kroymen · · Score: 1

    Haley Joel Osment:
    1) Delivers dialog well
    2) More importantly can communicate in the absence of dialog
    3) Is best appreciated by people who are adept at reading people. In other words, many geeks [apprently including CmdrTaco] could probably be considered somewhat Haley-impaired

    Despite all that...the real star was the damn teddy bear anyway.

  166. programming as magic by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 2

    Do a google search for "The World Inside the Crystal" by Stephen Savitzky. Cool song along these lines.

  167. Oh, foo! by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    Dang it... That's what I get for trying to type intelligent feedback after a 12+ hour day with minimal sleep the night before...

    Fine... I screwed up. Let me rephrase. Seeing 'Nightmare Before Christmas' made me swear off (and at!) TIM BURTON'S movies permanently.

    I still don't like the ending of "Time Bandits." And I'm still glad that Janet Rowling didn't let Terry Gilliam near her creation(s).

    How's that?

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    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  168. Wizards == Geeks? by ben_ · · Score: 1

    Well, it's probably a little late to post this, but what the hey...

    I saw the movie twice over the last week - first with my wife and 6-year old and then with a 95-year old (my great-aunt - loves the books, loves movies, you'd wish you were as alive as her when you hit 95). During the second viewing, I had more time to think about the story and what hit me is that Wizards and geeks have a fair amount in common.

    Consider; Harry finds that there is a subculture of people who have access to hidden powerful knowledge that most people don't know about. Technology geeks likewise understand How Things Work that gives us abilities that "muggles" don't have. How often have you been asked to "just look at my computer" by someone who treats it as a "magical box" and operates it by rote?

    Similarly, spells are based (in the HP world) in incantations; understanding the right words (yes, and the right pronunciation, Hermione) is the key to successful spell casting. COnsider the accuracy of language used in good engineering documents, let along source code.

    Ok, it's not a sociology thesis, but I think it's an interesting comparison. :-)

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    ben_ the technologist and platform agnostic
  169. harry potter is a mind control device by NeoTomba · · Score: 1
    I can't help but self-promote a little here...

    Harry Potter is a Mind Control Device

    Enjoy...
    -NeoTomba