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  1. Didn't know Harry was that good. on Renaissance Potters Were Nanotechnologists · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't know Potter was that good with this stuff. Afterall, Snape nearly flunks him out of Potions every term.

  2. Pac Man programmers are not starving on Is ROM Collecting Wrong, or Just Misunderstood? · · Score: 1

    Well, we know that the programmers of Pac-Man are not starving due to piracy. They have an unlimited supply of Inky, Blinky, Clyde, Sue, power dots, and smaller dots to engorge themselves on. However, I can't say that this is a very healthy diet.

  3. Nintendo MAMEboy on Is ROM Collecting Wrong, or Just Misunderstood? · · Score: 1

    "Nintendo takes some old SNES game and places it on the GBA and sells a truckload."

    Now, that's an idea. Nintendo gets the rights to a boatload of old arcade roms, and makes them available for the Gameboy.

    At least someone would be selling them, making them available.

  4. Why ROMS? Because sometimes modern games suck on Is ROM Collecting Wrong, or Just Misunderstood? · · Score: 1

    I recently purchased Sinistar Unleashed, fondly remembering the old "Sinistar" arcade game.

    I was greatly disappointed: while this new one had "modern 3-d graphics", it was something that looked like a descendant of "Star Raiders" but was much harder to play than "Star Raiders", with clunky controller action, and a murky,muddy display where just about everything looked the same (a bunch of shades of black).

  5. Why don't they just sell them? on Is ROM Collecting Wrong, or Just Misunderstood? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why don't these ROM companies have a site that lets you download them for 99 cents each; an Apple Music Store sort of thing?

  6. MacKenzie Brothers in Space on Most Powerful Amateur Rocket in Canada · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somewhere near Sudbury....

    "Hey Doug, watch me shake up this Molson's 12 pack, like, real good and hard, eh?"

    "Eh, Bob, let's open them all at once"

    WHOOSHHHH!!!!

  7. Mod you up! on Biblically Themed RPG Discussed · · Score: 1

    Yours are better than mine!

    How about "yo d00d. I'm Moses_287 because Moses_1 through _286 were already taken"

  8. Top 10 Things Heard on Bibilical RPG on Biblically Themed RPG Discussed · · Score: 2, Funny

    10. Hey buddy, stop whining that you can't come back! Resurrection only happens in the Hindu RPG.

    9. Wow! I just found the flying-nun habit! Now I can fly over the mountains.

    8. That does it, I refuse to play this anymore; it does not fit with Baptist doctrine.

    7. "That wasn't Lot's wife. That was MY wife!"

    6. Quick, tell me. Is a gander a goose, or another species? I've got to fill this ark right away

    5. Way k00l, if you can walk on it, water is no obstacle anymore.

    4. Who turned everyone in this domain into pillars of salt?

    3. Ark of the Covanent does 56 points of damage

    2. Who died and elected you Pope?

    1. I didn't kill you; I just sent you to Heaven

  9. Right back at you, Cats! on Western Xbox Titles To Flood Japan? · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least they could make a minimal effort at translation, so the American video game sentences turn into Japanese sentences which are as clunky as as "Take off every ZIG" and "all your base are belong to us".

  10. What Microsoft gets in return on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    (AP) "In addition to the payment, Microsoft is expected to get exclusive usage rights to several Borg cube prototypes currently being constructed by Army personnel"

  11. SCO on Postal Wins Court Case Brought by USPS · · Score: 1

    They could change the name of this game to "Unix". Or even Linux. No one ever sues over anything called Linux or Unix, do they?

  12. E T Killed Atari? on Classic Gaming Expo Guests Unveiled · · Score: 1

    "Howard Scott Warshaw of Yar's Revenge (and E.T.!) fame"

    Yar's Revenge is well regarded by those who remember it, but didn't E.T. help destroy Atari, business-wise?

    Is inviting this guy like inviting Ken Lay to your energy conference?

  13. Last message heard from the Beagle on ESA's Beagle 2 Hits Signal Snag · · Score: 4, Funny

    The last message heard from the Beagle:

    "My old nemesis! What are you doing this far out? Curse you, Red Baron!!!! What are you doin-- YIPE YIPE [static}"

  14. What is Open Sores? on What is Open Source? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Remember the "Foxtrot" cartoon, where the mother mis-heard her son's reference to open source as being "Open Sores".

  15. Re:Audio games! - answered on Will Video Surfing Become Reality? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for all the "insightful" responses. I did not know that real audiogames existed, and after my friend proposed the idea, I thought about it for a time and figured that audio "action-arcade" games were not possible.

  16. Audio games! on Will Video Surfing Become Reality? · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of a friend years ago who came up to me and said "I've got a great idea. We know about video games. How about audio games? We should invent those".

    I've not heard from him since, but I am pretty safe to assume he is not a multi-billion dollar audiogame magnate at this time: no-one is.

  17. Is this like video A HREF hyperlink? on Will Video Surfing Become Reality? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this something like a video hyperlink?

    Watch Seinfeld, move that little mouse-knob now on your TV remote, click on the box of Junior Mints, and see a full Junior Mints commercial?

  18. What about DRM? on JVC Announces Media-Centric Pocket PCs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What about DRM (better called DRD = Digital Rights Denial) in these devices?

    Is it going to come to the point where you don't have digital rights on devices promoted as being "media oriented"?

  19. For the Micro Fallingwater Game Room on Nanotech Pinball and Miniature Engines · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This would be great for furnishing the game room of the one-millionth scale model of Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater

  20. FIFO on Digital Baseball Umpires · · Score: 1

    Will the automated umpire handle the queue of players on a FIFO (first in, first "Out!") basis?

  21. Use for all those robot soccer players on Digital Baseball Umpires · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would be a great place of employment for all those robot soccer players that will be out of work in America due to yet another instance of the American appetite for soccer coming in well below expectations.

    "Bender like Beckham" indeed.

  22. Roughing Up the Ump on Digital Baseball Umpires · · Score: 1

    Does this mean you get ejected from a game for uploading a virus into the Ump's hard disk, or yanking his power cord?

  23. A new lingo verb: His site was FLAYED on Marvel Clamps Down On Game Skins · · Score: 1

    Dictionary definition of flay:

    "To strip off the skin or outer covering of."

    This site's been skinned for sure.

  24. Matt Murdock to the rescue? on Marvel Clamps Down On Game Skins · · Score: 2, Funny

    When it comes to the legal department, Marvel is more Rupert Murdoch than Matt Murdock.

  25. Now I've heard everything The JunkMac on iBox Episode 2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I could just see it, a few hours after the Apple store closes, the dumpster divers show up and root through the trash.

    Thanks to their hard work, you can buy an iBox, no two the same. Today they are offering a special on an iMac hybrid that has a modern flat-screen stuck on the front of an old bulbous blue first-gen iMac that has an orange mouse.

    Tomorrow, they expect to have a "PowerBox" PowerBook made from notebook guts obtained during a particularly successful dumpster-dive installed into the toilet-seat discarged by the plumbing place next door. The local wildlife was restless that night: this machine has a live mouse.