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  1. Especially appropriate on HP Fires Father of OOP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Especially appropriate, now that the mother of "Oops!" is out of the picture.

  2. Re:Hilary lost my vote on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1
    "I was, however, not bringing up the Federalist Papers, directly or otherwise."

    Sorry to seem like I was. I was just "venting" because I have seen many who bring them up like they were the law of the land.

    "I was simply pointing out the well-regarded theory that federalism protects liberty."

    To some, if there is pure democracy, there is no need for anything like federalism or a constitution to protect liberty. I remember an argument with a guy who was a Marxist. He denied being a Stalinist, but he profusely argued that Castro's Cuba was the most democratic and free country in the Western Hemisphere (perhaps the world). He said that a truly democratic government would never choose to deny liberties. Part of his argument was that if the majority do not think that something is a basic human right, then it actually is not a human right at all.

  3. Don't mock on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 1

    Don't mock me. I once accomplished a +5 Troll.

  4. Are you ready? on Play Random Sounds for E-Mail Notifications? · · Score: 1

    Do already have the sounds lined up? Lots of Locutus quotes, Ballmer's "Developers^3" quote, a few Brain "Take over the World" quotes, and you should be perfectly prepared.

  5. Re:It is part of a trend. on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 1

    OK, just wondering if you missed the tiny tusks up near the eyes :)

  6. Re:It is part of a trend. on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 1

    Trouble counting?

  7. Re:Poacher of the last tusk on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 1
    "Poacher of the last tusk...Damn, I'm going to be rich."

    The last tusk will be less than 3 millimeters long. Rich? I spit on the notion.

  8. Tuskless elephant jokes on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Q: How do you shoot a blue tuskless elephant?
    A: With a blue tuskless elephant gun, of course.

    Q: How do you shoot a yellow tuskless elephant?
    A: Have you ever seen a yellow tuskless elephant?

    Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the tuskless elephants coming over the hill?
    A: "Here come the tuskless elephants over the hill!"

    Q: How do you tell if there have been tuskless elephants in your refrigerator?
    A: Footprints in the peanut butter, and no rips in the saran wrap.

    Q: What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw three tuskless elephants in sunglasses coming down the path?
    A: Ribbit.

    Q: What did Jane say when she saw the tuskless elephants over the hill?
    A: "Here come a bunch of grapes over the hill". She was colorblind.

    Q: How do you get down off an tuskless elephant?
    A: You don't. You get down off a duck.

  9. Re:Hilary lost my vote on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1
    ""Federalist" is a word that's become just as tortured as "liberal"

    I was just writing specifically about "The Federalist Papers". Many bring them up as if they were the law of the land, not realizing that none of them were ever ratified.

  10. I welcome it. on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I welcome it, just like seedless watermelons. The dang tusks keep getting caught in my cheek, and you never can find a good place to spit them out without seeming like a total slob.

  11. It is part of a trend. on Remember When Elephants Had Tusks? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is part of trend. Tens of thousands of years ago, elephants had 6 tusks instead of just 2.

  12. Re:Hilary lost my vote on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1

    That's actually informative. I believe I asked Cent about it, and he directed me to links concerning the Hindu deity.

  13. Re:Hilary lost my vote on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1
    " more important even than the Bill of Rights according to the people who wrote the documents: federalism. "

    Do you have the "Federalist Papers" in mind?

    "start my own political party. With blackjack. And hookers"

    I, for one, welcome our new "Black Hooker Party" overlords.

  14. Re:Hilary lost my vote on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1
    "ok, now we're getting silly"

    Let me know when you come up with an example that has Hitler in it.

    "AWESOME sig btw... were you a 'keeper on UF?"

    Since I have no idea what that is, the answer must be NO. Enlighten me. As for the source of the sig, look no further than here.

  15. Re:Hilary lost my vote on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1
    "By that logic, grandparent poster could go out to a crowded area and fire randomly over people's heads, but if he didn't kill anyone, he'd be legal."

    I'm not sure I agree with "grandparent", but your analogy has nothing to do with the logic. Randomly fired bullets in a crowded area will hit things, causing damage (at a minimum parked cars, buildings, signs etc.) and there is a noise factor.

    You are making up something that is right-away damaging and obnoxious (random gunfire) and comparing it to something that only has a likelihood of being damaging and obnoxious.

  16. Rise? on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 1
    "This seems to have broken down in recent years, hence the rise of the Third Party"

    Rise? The cadaverous fellow from recent years (who acted just like he was being paid by the Republicans), and the "little feller" before him could only act as spoilers.

  17. Aw, come on... on User Group Urges IBM To Open OS/2 · · Score: 3, Funny
    For example (I admit, I don't know), but does OS/2 support: USB? High End Video Cards? Wireless Networking?"

    Aw, come on. No-one really needs anything other than a 25-pin RS-232 serial interface and 16-colour VGA. Wireless networking? Dangerous, man! The waves will cook you. Also, you should really be happy only with a single-speed CD-ROM drive. Anything faster, and the disk melts from the centrifugal force. Cd Burner, yeah right. You really have to pay a lot more in homeowner insurance for that. I won't even touch "firewire", not without asbestos gloves anyway.

  18. When's my turn? on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've got a Weber propane BBQ painted to look like Jabba's barge. If I put it on eBay, can you make it a Slashdot news item tomorrow?

  19. Just let me know on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 4, Funny
    "All they need now is one I can attach my car stereo to so people can hear me coming from 30 miles away."

    Just let us know when you build your Imperial Car Destroyer. Put the plans up here (slashdotting be damned). I bet it would be a real babe magnet.

    "Hey, baby! Anyone ever tell you look just like Natalie Portman? Come over here and check out my ride. It's got 385 Tauntauns under the hood. Maybe we can go over to my apartment. I've got hot grits and Death Star loudspeakers. Yeah, baby."

  20. Re:Completely off-topic on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Whathisname, the token black kid."

    You mean Boromir, right? The guy killed by the Cylons because he entered a stargate during a Wraith attack.

  21. Re:Completely off-topic on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Who dies in the new Harry Potter? Who? Please let me know!"

    I think Jar Jar Weasley dies when the Dark Lord Vadermort blows up Hogobah... oh never mind.

  22. A disturbance in the Force on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 5, Funny
    "....powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise"

    Just like George Lucas' legal team!

  23. Re:No adequate thing as earplugs for video on More Rumblings on Apple Video iPod · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Don't forget that Fisher Price Pixelvision thing in the early 90's that allowed personal video to be recorded on audio tape."

    Except that the videos looked like what Frodo saw when he wore the Ring in the Lord of the Rings movies.

  24. Who needs a screen? on More Rumblings on Apple Video iPod · · Score: 1
    "So after the video iPod has been out awhile will Steve announce an ultra portable version without a screen?"

    Once Apple invents the eyeplug, who needs a screen?

  25. The end of the theatre? on More Rumblings on Apple Video iPod · · Score: 1
    "When the video cassette recorder (VCR) became popular and economical, theater owners issued dire warnings that the end of the theater was at hand. These warnings were wrong."

    It did not happen with the VCR, but there are signs it might be happening now with its successor, the DVD. The current "Hollywood Slump" is being partially blamed on viewers wanting to view the movies on DVD in their home theatre instead. This could really put the regular ol' movie theatre into a tailspin of doom (think bowling alleys): with only arthouses and iMaxes thriving, but in much much smaller numbers.