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  1. Quite logical on New Spam-Scanning Technology Finds Spam · · Score: 1

    In fact, the Vulcan philosophy applied to this planet becomes IDIC (infinite dicontin-adverts in infinite (a)'ccounts).

  2. I know on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    "Trust me - the polariods are real"

    You don't have to remind me. I know. However, the swelling does go down a little bit with Preparation H. Oh. POLAr.... oh never mind.

  3. I like this idea. an improvement on USB Fundue Set · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a good idea. Now I can get rid of that old Mac G4 Cube I've kept around just because it is great for melting cheese on its top.

  4. Of course on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    "Religon is and always will be the enemy of knowledge"

    Of course. We know that any religion other than your own is very bad, and is the enemy of knowledge.

    "....anyone who has ever read Genesis and Ecclesiastes ... knows this."

    Yes. We all know that you can learn everything about every single religion in the world by reading these two books of the Christian Bible. Any more profundities?

  5. I don't know about you... on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 1
    "What does a year's supply of a single DVD title mean? "

    I don't know about you, but a DVD with a little as a short theatrical trailer of "Gigle" is enough to last me a lifetime!

  6. Congratulations! and *BSD news too! on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 4, Funny
    "MATT DAEMON!!!"

    Congratulations! Netcraft confirms that you have just won the contest for renaming the BSD "Beastie" mascot. As your prize, you get a years supply of Ben Affleck "Gigli" DVDs. Enjoy!

  7. correction on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    "You seen to have a belief concerning what God ir or not not"

    correction: .. on what God is or is not....

  8. Re:Sure it's a joke... on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    "I'm not a religious bigot - whatever gets you through the night, great. I am not, however, a believer"

    Your insulting faith assertion a couple of parents back up marked you as both. You seen to have a belief concerning what God ir or not not (hence your assertion), and you did it in an insulting fashion.

  9. Little known secret on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 4, Funny

    William Shatner has, in fact, been played by one of these marionation puppets since 1996. The unlifelike sheen of his skin and the jerky speech patters are a dead give-away.

  10. "Commentator" - you can get it for free. on Auto Code Commenting Software, Free Chairs · · Score: 1

    This is truly a revolutionary technology. There is even a mode whereby it will be nice and friendly and propagate itself through "Microsoft Internet Explorer" without you even asking: inserting comments into all the code on your computer for you! They can't do it all for free, so don't you worry at all about the ''' home loan and ''''viagra comments that appear in all of your code. It it is just part of their business model.

  11. Foxblocker on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    Hello erstwhile foe ezri. I liked your post, and wonder which one of my lame humours earned the dark orange indicator...

    Realize that there are some people for whom changing the channel is not enough. They get a real thrill that they have removed Fox from the wires, no matter how short the length of the wires. Striking a blow for silencing those they do not like. Fox News get the last laugh: these Foxblocker guys are paying for it but not receiving it.

    Anyone care to explain why the right felt no need to invent "The Rathernot (tm)" dan rather filter that blocked CBS? Or the "Ted Turnoff" CNN blocker?

  12. I used to read Wired on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1

    I used to read Wired, but the layout and graphic design was horrible. It even made "Aintitcoolnews.com" look good. They thought that it was cool to do stuff like dark purple letters on all black pages. Or light-green letters on a chartruese background. What fun! Wall Street Journal should buy them out and kick out the current puce-on-purple-print pandering publishers and invoke some basic "make it readable" standards. I loved the articles, however. Get rid of the "we are so cool because we published our contents page with fucshia Eaglefeather fonts on a lavender background" guys.

  13. Let's check with this guy on Microsoft Porting SQL Server To New Platforms · · Score: 1
    What kind of weapons does a Master Chef need, you ask? Let us check with this fellow:

    "Vhet keend ooff veepuns dues a Mester Cheff need? Bootcher Kneeffe-a? Ruteesserie-a? Etum bumb? Munduleene-a? Cheeensev Bork Bork Bork"

  14. You are correct, of course. on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1

    You are correct, of course. There is no scientific reason that this would not work. Saying "this will never work" is very unscientific: it is like someone laughing at the Wright brothers 100 years ago.

  15. Life sized erotic magnetic toys? on Mega Mags, Life Sized Magnetic Toys · · Score: 1

    There has to be some Xmen geek somewhere with a big homoerotic fixation on Magneto. But, I mean, really.

  16. I look forward to x box SQL ! on Microsoft Porting SQL Server To New Platforms · · Score: 1

    "Select Master_Chef from db.Halo Order By Weapons ALL"

  17. Re:I'd do that... on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1

    I'll bet him one gazillions dollars. If thinks don't happen my way, I'll have the Alan Parsons Project blow up the Earth in order to evade my obligations.

  18. Re:Global warming fads on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    "We plan for "Defence" using worst case scenarios. Why should we treat environmental issues differently?"

    The difference is worst case realistic scenario. This one is like the defence department devoting all their attention to shielding the earth from the Glarxons and their sonic photon torpedo weapons. They will invade us. They are from the planet Zot, you know.

  19. Re:April Fool's Day on /. sucks balls... on Realm of Albion Removed From Dark Age of Camelot · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Who enjoys reading a big page of unfunny lies?"

    Millions of us New York Times readers do, you insensitive clod!

  20. It's a human virus, remember on First PC Virus Spreads to Humans · · Score: 1
    "A) That this hoax will spread around and find it's way into my inbox daily for the next 10 years

    If it an STD, then your email inbox should not be the inbox you are protecting.

  21. Real world equivalent on Realm of Albion Removed From Dark Age of Camelot · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We've just solved a lot of population pressure problems by removing India. As a good side result, flights from Dubai to Brisbane are a lot shorter now."

  22. Re:I'd do that... on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1

    I dunno, but when that guy says "meme", i think of a fat blond lady in too much makeup insulting Drew Carey.

  23. Re:'Tiger+Tiger' on Tiger Woods Signs Deal To Be Apple Spokeperson · · Score: 1

    never worry. Just go ahead and add the next two verses that I was too lazy to think of.

  24. Announcement from the White House on First PC Virus Spreads to Humans · · Score: 3, Funny

    President George W. Bush: "In response to this human catastrophe, I am calling Kuala Lampur right now to recall the ambassador to Malwarlaria."

  25. 'Tiger+Tiger' on Tiger Woods Signs Deal To Be Apple Spokeperson · · Score: 1

    "Tiger+Tiger, burning bright
    A new OS, Mac addict's delight!