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  1. Do me a favor on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do us all a favor. If you happen to have candid photos of the conception, do not post them here.

  2. It's gotta be Darl on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't Darl McBride the true father of Linux? This is why he wants his $699. Effective immediately, Linux will be renamed to Darlsux.

  3. Mod him +5 insightful on ARM Unveils One-chip SMP Multiprocessor Core · · Score: 3, Funny

    When was the last time you saw one of us admit that they had no idea what they were saying?

  4. Locutus! on ARM Unveils One-chip SMP Multiprocessor Core · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    " XP-Pro....AWESOME!....is the best to date...Excellent operating system"

    Locutus of Microsoft? Is that you? Has the ambassador of the assimilated arrived among us to dispense sage marketing hype?

  5. So did I on NextFest · · Score: 1

    I, too, thought the title referred to some sort of retro-computer celebration.

  6. Holland Tunnell on Road Marker Marks You · · Score: 1
    "Do you really want to see a picture of the goatse man on your windshield as you are driving on the highway?"

    It might be good to prepare for the commute going into the Holland Tunnel. Makes you think of the smell, too.

  7. Embedded reflectors on Road Marker Marks You · · Score: 1

    I've seen these all over in the Pacific Northwest. The problem is less of the snow covering the roads than it is of the snow removal equipment. If the plows are scraping so hard that they kick up sparks, they'll bust up the reflectors pretty quick.

  8. "Be right Bach!" on No Call List Bypassed Using Call Centers in India? · · Score: 5, Funny
    " Then put the phone down and walk away for half an hour or so."

    And since this is over IP, they might be incurring bandwidth and transmission charges. So, when you put the phone down, turn on a nearby tape player playing some J.S. Bach tocatta with some ridicolously high note resolution (32nd notes, etc) into the phone. Just to maximize the data going over their lines. You'll be on your way in no-time to actually succeeding in slashdotting a telemarketer.

  9. They can use VOIP on No Call List Bypassed Using Call Centers in India? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "I'd imagine if you kept them on the line long enough the overseas phone bill would add up on their end"

    I thought of this too, but these scammers could probably use some sort of VOIP thing to get their voices from India into the US phone system without long distance charges.

  10. Phone spam on No Call List Bypassed Using Call Centers in India? · · Score: 2, Funny
    That sounds like phone spam.. Illegal, arrives in garbled format, and from some shady scam outfit that does not want to identify itself.

    Reminds of the few times I have received spam advertising products that took the "cover up" aspect too far: the return address was fake, the name of the product was not in the e-mail, and there was no link or phone # or any way for me to contact them if hell had frozen over and I actually did want to buy their product.

  11. Fight fire with fire! on Therapy in Game Form · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...that can help people improve their self-esteem, fight phobias and ADD."

    Nothing like a long late-night session of AD&D to fight ADD !

  12. Is this "Mystifying Moderation Friday?" on Pixar's Next Movie: The Incredibles · · Score: 1

    I post a message appreciating the actor Craig T. Nelson, and someone mods me an enduring "funny": a mod I would have expected if making a post appreciating the acting of Pauly Shore. I must be the only Craig T. Nelson fan out there! "you say you like Nelson's acting? You must be joking!"

  13. Sorry. I misread it. on U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I thought it said "U.S. Will Use Robots to Petrol Water Supply", referring to a military plan to contaminate water supplies with gasoline. My mistake.

  14. It is an improvement on U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply · · Score: 3, Funny
    "No more rounding up chimps and forcing them into the water to test it for me!"

    It was an effective method, except for the fact that the water tests always showed unusually high amounts of e coli and chimp hair. If you get convince the robots to wear diapers and hair-nets, you might be on to something.

  15. Full Automation on Thoughts on Automating Driver Installs for Linux? · · Score: 1

    Will this be full automation, complete with an automatic deduction of $699 from your bank account for each update that contains code disputed by SCO?

  16. Hentai on U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply · · Score: 4, Funny
    "I have this image of a man pulling over to pee in a resevoir, only to have a many tentacled robot emerge from the water to cut off the source of pollution"

    You've been watching too much hentai. No more anime for YOU!

  17. Bender on U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are robots any more trustworthy than humans, and less likely to pee in the water just to get back at their fleshy masters?

  18. More ring online fraud possibilities. on Dealing w/ Online Fraudulent Sellers? · · Score: 3, Funny

    eBay right now has around 30 One Ring, 100% authentic. Nah, I'm not going to be the one that actually believes that all of these are the unique One Ring that turns you invisible. They'll make $5.95 ($11.95 "buy it now") vanish, however! I've even seen eBay entries for "One Ring" that "really works".

  19. Amazing on Bicycling Science, Third Edition · · Score: 1

    Amazing. Four responses, and not one lame "cycling unix" joke about rebooting a computer yet.

  20. Top geek transportation method - Irish mail on Bicycling Science, Third Edition · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Forget bicycles: Try the Irish mail. The one in the picture is not the weirdest example: there is a model that looks like a giant metal bicycle seat. The big stick in the front provides propulsion.

    You'll fit in real good at the scientist loony bin in the "She Blinded me with Science" music video. If it looks out of place there (like a regular bike would), it is not "real geek".

  21. Tired of being a "cycling eunuch"? Try this! on Bicycling Science, Third Edition · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    click here for a non-gonad-manging bicycle seat. It is one of many different types available.

  22. Craig T. Nelson on Pixar's Next Movie: The Incredibles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking forward to this one, with the underrated Craig T. Nelson providing voice talent for one of the main characters.

  23. No offshoring possible on New Evidence About 'The Great Dying' 250 Million Years Ago · · Score: 1
    "Did they find evidence of offshore outsourcing?"

    There was only one continent back then. You couldn't go overseas to do anything!

  24. Dinosaurs still walk among us on New Evidence About 'The Great Dying' 250 Million Years Ago · · Score: 1, Funny

    The great dying didn't kill everything. Dinosaurs still walk among us. Here's an example, Gary Condit, a gentleman with the appearance and predilections of a T-Rex. The facial resemblance is striking.

  25. My bad on New Evidence About 'The Great Dying' 250 Million Years Ago · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew I should not have put that giant can of Lysol in the time machine. But I did it anyway. Sorry.