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  1. Re:Hammers? on Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School · · Score: 1

    If I had a hammer I would be arrested.
    I would be interro-gated...all over this land.

    Remember kids, hammers are weapons of mass destruction...if you have enough of them

  2. Well... on Are IT Job Titles Getting Out of Control? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Makes me want to puke....no wait...makes me want to engage in an involuntary personal protein spill.

  3. Re:Let me answer your question with this statement on Is An Uninformed Vote Better Than No Vote? · · Score: 1
    It puts more power in the hands of the stupid.


    Coincidentally this is also what happens when you vote. :-)
  4. Re:Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Income on Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Ad Vehicles · · Score: 1

    Yes, to any reasonable person. However judges and riaa are not always that. I guess their argument would be that you thought you were downloading the latest movie/music and the fact that you were downloading some broken file, makes no difference.

    Please note that I have no idea if you can even argue that in an court or if any judge would see it this way. My only knowledge of american law comes from slashdot and "law and order" :-)

  5. Re:Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Income on Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Ad Vehicles · · Score: 1

    Yes I did, as was I. I guess it is just very slashdot, to get voted interesting, when trying to be funny.

  6. Re:Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Income on Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Ad Vehicles · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let's sue them for providing you with mislabeled material with the sole intend to defraud. Also entrapment and racketeering (pay us, or bad stuff will happen to you).

    Yeah, Yeah, bogus lawsuite clearly, but still better than the average riaa lawsuit.

  7. Re:WTF? on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 1

    Very much so (both parent and grandparent). I cannot believe this is actually for real. Are we sure it isn't an out of season AFJ?

    Besides it being totally stupid, how is such a rule enforced?

    "Are you playing tag?"
    "No sir, just running in the same direction"
    "Alright then, but if you play tag, there'll be hell to pay"

  8. I wonder... on Adult .IE Domain Names Banned As Immoral · · Score: 2, Funny
    he proposed domain name must not be offensive
    ...why is offensive.ie not allowed? :-)

  9. Re:Why is it so hard? on Is Microsoft Using RIAA Legal Tactics? · · Score: 1

    Dammit - you ruined the illusion. The lawsuit from MS to you is in the mail.

    But really - DRM can always be bypassed, since it can be played. There is always the analog hole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analog_hole/)

  10. Re:slashdotted...mirror: on 10 Terrible Portrayals of Technology in Film · · Score: 1

    It shows the pages or else it gets the hose again...oh wait - wrong genre.

    I guess the only reason why Hackers didn't make it to number one, is that fact that it is so bad, it's funny.

  11. Re:Well....From the TFA- on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 1
    What was it then? Car crash? Natural gas explosion? Hmm..."no immediate indication." Bah!


    Well, you see...there was this swamp gas...and this weather balloon....and...well some light bounced off Venus....and....*wave hand* you don't need to know about this. It's not the explosion you're looking for.
  12. Re:I am a medic. on NVidia Releases Linux Drivers Supporting 4K Stacks · · Score: 1

    ehem.....there is a very fine line between being a medic and just poking people with a needle.....

    that's what the judge said, anyway.

  13. I know when.... on Sun will Open Java's Source · · Score: 1

    It will happen two weeks after the release of Doom. :-)

  14. To check if your credit card number is stolen.... on Reporting Stolen Credit Card Lists? · · Score: 1

    just send them to me and I will tell you :-)

  15. Freeze works...sometimes on Resurrecting Dead Harddrives? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It worked for me (and by IBM 30 G drive). One day the disk began with the klonk sounds that many IBM drive owner know about. It was no longer accessible. It was under warrenty, but there was no way I was sending it back before having the data wiped.

    I decided to try the freeze method (froze it for about 2 hours) and it worked, though I had to turn the drive up-side down aswell.

    After the "treatment" the drive actually ran another few months, before it finally died completly.

  16. This year for xmas... on Christmas Bonuses? · · Score: 1

    I get to keep my job, but only if I'm really, really, really lucky.

  17. Wow on Measure The Speed Of Light With Your Microwave · · Score: 1

    chocolate - is there anything it can't do....

  18. Re:This is what happens ... on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't you mean:

    "That's what happens when you forget to tip the pizza delivery people".

    Don't underestimate the "disgruntledness" of pizza deliverly people. They will Take Over The World!

  19. Re:I use the five hair rule on The 5-Second Rule Investigated · · Score: 1

    With cats in the house I suspect the same rule applies to your dinner plate...

  20. Re:A witness turned him in?!? on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 5, Funny

    All virus/worm/trojan writers use MovieOS where stuff like "Assembling Virus" and "Testing Virus" are written to the screen in blinking fonts.

    Didn't you ever see Swordfish? ;-)

  21. Re:Here's an idea... on Games - The Jury Is Out And Confused · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Right you are - no two kids are alike. It seems to me that all the laws, censorship, "good ideas" and age restriction won't tell anyone anything about how their kids will react.

    It'll just make it easier to blame someone (or something) else when the kid doesn't turn out right.

    Of course my opinion is cheap, since I don't have any kids ;-)

  22. Re:What the signal will look like? on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates* · · Score: 1


    Perhaps if we're lucky, we'll receive the first episode of their SCI-FI series - "Pale Men From Earth!"

    yeah, or their version of the "I love Lucy" show....

    Hey, maybe if we're really, really lucky we'll be able to tune in on "Earth"

  23. Re:WTF? on SCO Might Sue Linus for Patent Infringement? · · Score: 1

    You can sue anyone for anything. Doesn't mean that you will win though !!!


    Right you are and thank Eris for that. No, in order to win you will need to use the chewbacca defence....or bribe a judge

  24. hate 'em on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    once i had to change the entire comm protocol of a chat client i wrote (and other guy in the company had to change the server) to a slow xml-like mess, because the boss wanted it to say xml on the box.

  25. cool, but on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser · · Score: 1

    careful, combining these two objects may cause a rip in the space-time continuum. a tear in the very fabric of existence....or not!

    don't let word of Gary Owens come back to hunt you (unless you really want to, that is)