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Are IT Job Titles Getting Out of Control?

grudgelord asks: "Information technology jobs have always been difficult for those from non-technical disciplines to understand. However, in recent years it has become difficult for even IT professionals to divine the actual responsibilities of a given position's role as job titles become increasingly more nebulous and the descriptions more buzz-wordy. At one time, we all had a reasonable grasp of the role of a 'System Administrator' or 'Helpdesk Technician' but now such roles may actually have significant DBA or developer responsibilities bundled into a lesser job title (such as the recent trend of 'Desktop Support Techs' with SQL DBA responsibilities), often robbing the holder of a fair position (and traditionally better paid) title on the résumé. Are these trends a contrivance by corporations to get more 'value' from IT professionals by bundling responsibilities of higher paid jobs into lesser roles and to evade competitive salary by creating titles that have no analogue on pay-scale indexes? Has there ever been a proposed standard for information technology position titles (or at least some form of translation guide)? How do Slashdot job searchers contend with these wildly varying, and increasingly vague titles that seem to have saturated the industry, or worse, when they've been festooned with an inaccurate or absurd job title?"

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  1. describes my career: by yagu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    • Programmer
    • Lead Programmer
    • Systems Administrator
    • MTS (Member Technical Staff)
    • MTS I (when the MTS was stratified)
    • MTS II
    • MTS III
    • MTS IV
    • Senior MTS
    • MTS (when they decided to collapse the strata)
    • Senior MTS (yep, re-stratified)
    • Architect
    • Senior Architect

    Yeah, that's pretty descriptive, it's all I put on my resume and they know EXACTLY what my career was about.

    I'd love to know the man-hour charges racked up scratching our collective heads about what the titles and job descriptions needed to be.

    I especially loved being an architect -- I had as difficult time defining it to people as they had grasping it.

    I also get (got) a kick out of people and their "I LOVE ME" walls in their offices and cubicles, pasting and taping up all of their certificates for classes they'd taken, certifications achieved, etc. In the final analysis, I don't ever see a consistent and understandable title/job description semantic, especially in IT where the landscape changes dramatically sometimes in months. (Other professions seem not much better defined, btw.) If your management is good, they're more tuned into and cognizant of what each employee does well and how to balance work loads accordingly. If they're not, they'll obsess about job titles (sometimes employees do the same, and drive management crazy).

    1. Re:describes my career: by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      I've had 3 job titles in the last 5 years for the same job with the same company. I found out about the changes 6 months to a year after it happened. BTW, they're working on a fourth.

    2. Re:describes my career: by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I'm partial to "Chief Lizard Wrangler" myself.

    3. Re:describes my career: by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      As the Senior Lead Programming Network Systems Assistant Junior Administrator, I take exception to the fact that titles are out of control. If I didn't have such a long title, how else would I look important in my emails?

    4. Re:describes my career: by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Hmm.

      Programmer.
      Software Engineer.
      Senior Software Engineer.
      Technical Specialist.
      E-Commerce Architect
      Application Architect
      Solutions Architect
      Enterprise Architect

      The only one of those that isn't particularly defined is Technical Specialist, and since that was at the same company at which I was a Snr Software Engineer and an E-Commerce Architect the title was obviously less important than the role/seniority.

    5. Re:describes my career: by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      I agree, but do you find yourself constantly having to switch disciplines? For example, I work as an SA at the moment. Once a month, I have a hardcore Oracle or MySQL issue that I have to resolve. I end up working on one of the largest OLTP instances in the world, not because I am a qualified DBA/DBO, but because I just happen to "be there" and the boss tells me to do it.
      While I'm qualified to troubleshoot SQL issues, I am far from qualified to touch an OLTP instance that does 10000 transactions per minute at a rate of $8 million a month. I call the position an "Accidental DBA".
      I assume that this happens far more often in the IT world than one world presume, and is not something that one should put on their resume if you want to show a certain career path.

      BBH

    6. Re:describes my career: by n5100kup · · Score: 1

      in the last 2 years at my current employer, my job title has changed four times. Network Technician Network Engineer Senior Lead Network Technician Consultant and to tell you the truth, my responsibilities from title to title have not changed that drastically, go figure.

  2. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a DHCP and DNS Dominatrix. I'm not even a woman. Craziness. Pays well, though. Get to wear jeans. And a ball gag.

    1. Re:Yes by CrtxReavr · · Score: 1

      Dominatricies don't wear gags.

      -CR

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    2. Re:Yes by vitroth · · Score: 1
      I'm a DHCP and DNS Dominatrix. I'm not even a woman. Craziness. Pays well, though. Get to wear jeans. And a ball gag.

      Damn, I wish this wasn't posted by an AC. I'm in desperate need of a DHCP and DNS Dominatrix to join my team, and we might even provide the ball gag...

  3. Look at the "official titles" by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you go to some site that's based off government data, you'll notice there are standardized job titles in IT, they are just all obselete.

    There's programmer, and systems analyst, and business analyst and etc, with about 5 grades of each, and the descriptions all pretty much sound the same. Then there's still categories for "system operator" and very obselete things like that.

    So it's not so much we don't have standardized job titles, they just are 20 years out of date.

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    1. Re:Look at the "official titles" by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Why is a System Operator out of date? We've got quite a few of those at my place of employment, actually. They do good work, keep a 24x7 eye on the system, monitor the applications, databases, tape mounts, etc.

      Not out of date at all, at least in Large IT.

      (I'm a Senior Member - Technical Staff, BTW, if that means anything.)

    2. Re:Look at the "official titles" by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1

      If you truly believe that the term, "system operator," is obsolete, perhaps it's because you've simply not been exposed to the breadth of technologies currently in use at the enterprise level and the varying levels of skill required to maintain them. For example, when I make a call to have tapes relocated from one library to another, it's not to someone who's at all qualified to do very much more than that in the datacenter.

    3. Re:Look at the "official titles" by Xiph · · Score: 1

      those titles you mentioned are not obsolete, your way of thinking is just too 1337

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    4. Re:Look at the "official titles" by unother · · Score: 1

      The only reason the job titles are "obsolete" is because in your average business environment well-defined roles have gone the way of the do-do, and everyone has become some sort of jack-of-all-trades. The truth is most people are still trained to be specialists but end up with titles which define only their salary grade. That's if they even have any "official" title!

      Seriously, talk to some old-timers about those titles. Then, appreciate what the gutting of corporate IT since the 80s has meant in creating the disarray in which it is easy to presume those titles are "out-of-date".

  4. Blame the PHBs... by d3ik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it's more about a manager trying to justify his position by "re-organizing" and "streamlining" positions and their descriptions. For instance, I'm a Java developer. You would think my job description would be "Senior Java Developer" or "Java Developer III" or something... no, I'm an "Information Design Specialist".

    To me it doesn't affect my job or my pay, so they can call my position anything they feel like. When I choose to move on I'm still putting "Java Developer" on my resume.

    1. Re:Blame the PHBs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always thought my Job Title sounded lame, but now that I think of it, it's pretty generic and not that bad in terms of it describing what I actually *do* - which is a little bit of everything.

      I won't actually post it though, as it seems to be completely unique to my organization. Googling it with quotes only pulls up links to the website of my organization.

      My job entails pretty much everything that has to do with system administration.

      * Low level Help Desk grunt
      * Windows Server Administration
      * Windows Desktop admin/deployment god
      * AD/Exchange administration
      * Unix (HPUX/Linux/BSD) administration
      * MS SQL DBA
      * Web Programmer (ASP/PHP)
      * Network administration (Cisco)
      * Cisco Call Manager/Unity administration
      * And of course, the all important "other duties as assigned"

      I usually just put down "LAN Monkey", which is just as descriptive as my real job title, when filling out surveys and what not.

    2. Re:Blame the PHBs... by SexyJesus · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I'm in an unrelated field, but my future resume will show a job description that fits the job I'm actually doing and never my official title of "Project Specialist". What the hell does that even mean?

    3. Re:Blame the PHBs... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      When I choose to move on I'm still putting "Java Developer" on my resume.

      Right up until the time a future employer contacts your current one for a reference, and they write back to say "[NAME] was employed by us as an Information Design Specialist from [date] to [date]".

    4. Re:Blame the PHBs... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Redefining job titles can have an effect on pay. If you had 15 titles at one point, and reduce that to 5, then you have a variety of ways of screwing employees out of raises. Let's say you were an T8 before the re-org, trying to get promoted to T9 (whatever this may be). Now you get a new title N3, so you don't "need" a promotion anymore, and you don't get the customary raise. In a few years they re-org again, you are now a T10. You just never got a promotion.

      It's just a way of lowering average wages.

    5. Re:Blame the PHBs... by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Ya, I started as a Technician working for the Gov't. Been through 2 major re-orgs in 2.5 years. Just so people could get better salaries. Sure I benefited from it, still am just a tech right now. I may be responsible for all parts of the 60 satellite sites we have, the only tech for 750 employees, the go-to guy for all hardware/software/compatability issues, and all round infrastructure support analyst. But I am a tech, and that is where I like it. However the Gov't re-titles me Information Technology Infrastructure Support Analyst. Couldnt you just say, network Technician? Seriously, the title means nothing to anyone other than Accounting.

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  5. General Schedule by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dig up the General Schedule (GS) tables that the Federal Government uses to pay its employees.

    There is a General Schedule table w/specific requirements for pretty much any position you can think of... and it'll serve as a good starting point.

    I'd also suggest you find someone who is well versed in these GS tables & pay scales, because they are not uniform & will vary by agency and geographic location.

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    1. Re:General Schedule by ghideon · · Score: 1

      http://www.opm.gov/oca/06tables/indexGS.asp

      Kinda fun to look at, and then realize the government doesn't pay that well (yes, I know it's all about the benefits, but still).

    2. Re:General Schedule by lagnoid · · Score: 1

      For government positions, you may find that the job title has more to do with what they can get funded versus what you will do from day to day.

  6. Nothing to see here by RealGrouchy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Euphemistic, unclear, and non-standardized job descriptions are common no matter the field. Of course, it's more common in places where there is high demand and low job quality: workers at Subway are called "sandwich artists", telemarketing is "enumeration-type work".

    Some job listing sites do require employers to use standardized job titles. The Government of Canada's Job Bank website uses a dewey-decimal-like National Occupation Classification, so that at least you can understand what type of work is being described.

    The detailed job description? Well, the devil's in the details. Read the employment contract before you sign it.

    - RG>

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason Subway call their staff 'sandwich artists', and it's because they're arseholes, not wankers.

      In Australia, the generic term is 'sandwich hand', and their rates or pay / conditions are defined in a goverment award.

      Subway managed to create their own award, so they can pay their staff whatever they like. And for the first 3 years, you are an apprentice. No payrise for you!

      Tony

    2. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true. and the guy filling your tank at gas station (they are a rare site) is a "fuel replacement technician". wtf?

  7. Network Adminstrator by thepacketmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've always had a beef with the "Network Administrator" title being applied to a Windows Administrator job. A network administrator keeps your LANs and WANs running, not administering a Windows exchange server. The two jobs are totally separate and a Windows administrator doesn't even come close to anything that should be called a network administrator, and vice-versa.

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    1. Re:Network Adminstrator by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Whatever.

      Some of us actually do more than one thing. Keeping the tubes flowing is only a small part of many "Network Administrator"'s jobs.

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    2. Re:Network Adminstrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say... you're a Network Admin.

    3. Re:Network Adminstrator by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      Network Admin here. To the vast majority of the 1200 people I deal with, the servers are the network. I do the lot, LAN, WAN, Servers, clients, software. I suppose technically I should be a 'Systems' admin.....

    4. Re:Network Adminstrator by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Not totally separate - a network administrator can also administer Windows machines and still be a network administrator. The knowledge of one doesn't preclude the knowledge of another; human memory is large enough to remember how to do both!

    5. Re:Network Adminstrator by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Having previously done what you call 'Windows Administrator' while it was labeled as 'Network Administrator', before I can say that (at least where I've worked) it did mean I kept the LAN (no WAN as it was a single building) running... I was also responsible for keeping the primary servers (authentication and file servers) up. I didn't run exchange servers (that was the exchange admin). I'd say it's a tad short sighted to say that just because it's a windows network that the network admin isn't doing the job of a network admin...

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    6. Re:Network Adminstrator by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      Last time I checked, Windows still ran on a network.

      Sure if they just administer an exchange server, they should be called a Email Administrator, the same as if they only admin'd a Sendmail Install.

      Now if they maintain the entire network, from Domain controllers, to email, DNS and the infrastructure, they are a Network Administrator. Unless you're working in big IT, where you have many specialized jobs, most "Windows Administrators," as you call them, are responsible for a lot more then just the email servers.

    7. Re:Network Adminstrator by FordPrfct · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Last time I checked, Windows still ran on a network.
      Yeah, and cars run on roads, but I don't think that it is right to call an auto mechanic a civil engineer.

      If they are running a system on the network, then they are a Systems Administrator. If they are running the network itself, then they are a Network Administrator. It doesn't matter what the O/S is, or which brand of gear they are using. It seems clear enough a distinction to me.

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    8. Re:Network Adminstrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    9. Re:Network Adminstrator by sirket · · Score: 1

      Seriously! A person who administers Windows Servers/System is a Server/System administrator- not a damned network administrator. Network admins have had to start calling themselves network engineers to try to differentiate themselves. Frankly I'm tired of getting resumes for "Network Administrators" who are systems administrators.

      -sirket

    10. Re:Network Adminstrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you call the guy that Administers all the windows servers, the Active Domain, the exchange install, the MS SQL cluster, the backup servers (and swaps the tapes), the Linux web servers, all the networking hardware (from the routers & switches to the cables and wall jacks), and also all the desktop support?

      That's been my job at a number of medium sized (30 to 100 ppl) companies. Usually along with those duties, I am also a programmer too. I've been using Systems Administrator or Site IT administrator, mostly because I don't want to write System Admin/Network Admin/Unix Admin/Desktop Support/Programmer on my resume.

  8. Some thing for dilbert by Broken+scope · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Slightly off topic, might be IT related, since it was a software thing. Guy I have met in the CS program at my school came back one day from his internship with his bosses business card. His boss was the "Director of Product Enhancements". However on the front of the card it was given as an acronym, DOPE.

    For 2 reasons it was funny. One it came straight out of a Dilbert comic, the prof found it incredibly funny too.
    2nd reason, apparently this manager requested that every first letter in his title be in the acronym. Originally it was just DPE. His boss apparently remains completely oblivious.

    I was also suprised considering how small the company was.

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    1. Re:Some thing for dilbert by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      Originally it was just DPE.

      ...which, in IBM terminology, means "Delivery Project Executive," yet another title that — on its face — doesn't necessarily mean anything in particular.

      My official job title conveniently breaks down to an eight-letter acronym (or more accurately, an eight-letter series of three separate acronyms).

    2. Re:Some thing for dilbert by ghideon · · Score: 1

      I was once a HOE, Hosting Operations Engineer (a NOC Engineer, basically). Then I got promoted to Lead HOE. Actually had that put on my business cards somehow.

    3. Re:Some thing for dilbert by ecklesweb · · Score: 1
      His boss apparently remains completely oblivious.


      Or, and I know this is a longshot, he has a self-deprecating sense of humor.

    4. Re:Some thing for dilbert by flyboy974 · · Score: 1

      I still have cards that read:

      Manager, Locutus Technology

      I was the Engineering Manager overseeing the conversion of a Sun C++ solution to Microsoft ASP solution. Project code name, "Locutus". IE, we were being assimilated by them, and no matter how much we got away from them, we could always hear them talking in our heads.

    5. Re:Some thing for dilbert by unother · · Score: 1

      Now that's what you call "honest packaging"!

  9. "Engineer" by decep · · Score: 1

    The IT industry does tend to overuse the term "engineer" a bit too much. I have had that term applied to myself and I am not an engineer; it still bugs the crap out of me.

    1. Re:"Engineer" by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1
      The IT industry does tend to overuse the term "engineer" a bit too much.

      Funny thing, though. Software Engineering is a real discipline that doesn't get much attention. Instead, we abuse the crap out of Computer Scientist when the engineers aren't even close to real Computer Scientists. That one had me confused for quite a while. I kept wondering why there seemed to be two completely different types of Computer Scientist, except that one had more to do with mathematics and pie in the sky research rather than with writing code. (I've leave you to figure out which was which.)

      Don't get me started on the difference between a "Computer Programmer" and Software Engineer.
    2. Re:"Engineer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. I'm from Canada, have an (actual) engineering degree and working in the US doing software development. Having everybody and their brothers call themselves "engineer" is... annoying.

      http://www.ccpe.ca/e/imm_incanada_1.cfm/

    3. Re:"Engineer" by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Depending on what you do it can be an apt description. A job which encompasses a wide skill set used on a variety of tasks is sometimes best served by that kind of title.
      What is a problem is that in Canada (maybe elsewhere) there is a society that controls the titles of Engineer and Engineering Technologist, which means any school which wants to create a program where someone could call themselves that (with an appropriate prefix attached depending on what they're doing) has to follow their rules for program design. That can lead to some classes being chosen which have a tenuous at best connection to the actual intent of what you're supposed to be learning. I was part of a focus group at my college which was debating new names and descriptions for some programs because of this issue.

    4. Re:"Engineer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a hydrothermic engineer working at the local Denny's. I make sure the dishes are clean.

    5. Re:"Engineer" by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Others may think I'm a CS student but I know I'm an Information Collection and Processing Engineer of the Computer Science Department of My Life.

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    6. Re:"Engineer" by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Many professional engineers have to take some massive tests to get that "engineer" in their title, along with taking massive responsibility. If you have a bridge that collapses, you blame the head Civil Engineer, becuase his signature is on all the plans and designs. If he fails to live up to the standards of his title, someone dies. I couldn't imagine how I would function with that responsiblity, and so I truly respect "Engineers" with the same level I give doctors. I worked at a dotcom where everyone had the word in the title. I was a network engineer, developers were software engineers, hell, even the secratary was the "Office Engineer". It really pissed me off, and nobody could understand that I was mad that we were trying to get respect for our job titles, without the responsibility it entails..

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    7. Re:"Engineer" by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is my biggest peeve with the IT industry. Its like the old joke about janitors being reclassified as "sanitation engineers". "Architect" is becoming popular and is almost as bad.

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    8. Re:"Engineer" by cyclone96 · · Score: 1

      Having everybody and their brothers call themselves "engineer" is... annoying.

      Doesn't happen here in Texas. There are some draconian laws dealing with using the title "engineer", tracing back to (IIRC) a school explosion in the 30's caused by work done by someone who wasn't a real engineer.

      You can't call yourself an engineer unless you are a licensed professional engineer. There are a few very specific exceptions, such as being an engineer employed by the US government.

      More below:
      http://www.tbpe.state.tx.us/eng_req.htm

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    9. Re:"Engineer" by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      The difference between a Computer Scientist and a Software Engineer is that the first doesn't do any Science, while the second doesn't do any Engineering. On the other hand, neither does the other one.

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    10. Re:"Engineer" by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. My first real job came with the title "Research Engineer", and I was responsible for operation of a 24x7x365 semiworks of which one of the products was 14,000 lbs of liquid chlorine per day. We had stuff like 4165 V 6 phase double wye power in the facility, and one of the waste products was hydrogen gas. You had better be pretty damn careful in that sort of place.

      Nowadays I have a much less stressful job as a systems engineer in the software industry - but when I think about my job title I feel that the best job title for me would be just "Engineer". That's what I do - design and build stuff that works. It really doesn't matter what the technical discipline is - math is still math, physics is physics, etc.

      That's what I want on my tombstone, too.

    11. Re:"Engineer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. People/companies should use the term only if they are actually engineers (e.g. hold an accredited engineering degree).

      Furthermore, we could argue the fact that these so called engineers should be Registered Professional Engineers* (licensed) to practice "engineering". It totally bugs me how IT has abused and undermined the term.

      * = http://nspe.org/pf-home.asp

  10. WTF is going on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    WARNING: Offtopic content follows.

    DO NOT reply to this message (but post an AC reply to the top level of the story, if you feel so compelled; read on).

    I am experiencing a very awkward phenomenon; only top-level comments seem to be showing up, i.e. I can't see any replies.

    I got four messages that four replies were made to a post I made earlier today, yet my user page does not show a reply count on that comment, and viewing the story on -1 does not reveal them either (but does reveal my top level comment). If I count the number of posts I see in the story, it doesn't match the number listed under the story (even on -1). If I click the reply link in my /. inbox reply messages and hit the "Parent" link, I get an awkward blank post with no real tag information whatsoever (not my original comment like it should be).

    Is this just me? I'm thinking not, after the no moderator bug that went on for a week or so, but I really have no idea. I tried logging out, same problem... I can't imagine it would single out my IP address only...

    If it's not just me, then please note that replying to this message will do absolutely nothing (as I don't get messages for replies to my AC posts, nor does anyone, and it seems thats the only way I can tell if someone replied at this point... nobody else would see it either).

    If this is you too, and you want to at least see who replied to your comment, subscribe to reply messages (as they won't show up in your user page, but you will get a message about it).

    VERY VERY VERY sorry for posting off topic, particularly if only my instance of Slashdot is just being retarded. I posted as AC so I'd have a starting rank of 0 rather than 2 (so people trying to read only the good stuff at 1 or 2+ don't have to read it).

    Perhaps /. needs a site-specific place where bugs like this can be announced, and where people can talk about it without mucking up a story with posts like this one (or is there a place already? am I blind?).

    Thx..

    1. Re:WTF is going on? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I have the same problem. My "Chief Lizard Wrangler" gag is visible from my list of posts, but is mislinked to a blank parent. Something weird is going on.

      (Let's hope you see this!)

    2. Re:WTF is going on? by Thwomp · · Score: 1

      There is the bug link on the side bar: http://sourceforge.net/tracker/?func=add&group_id= 4421&atid=104421

      If I were you I'd raise a bug about your problem there. At least then the developers will know about it.

      HTH
    3. Re:WTF is going on? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I noticed the lack of replies on recent stories as well, just chalked it up to random chance.

      Of course, this one probably won't appear either, but got to try.

    4. Re:WTF is going on? by NinjaPablo · · Score: 1

      Replying to this post just to spite you.

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    5. Re:WTF is going on? by Lectoid · · Score: 1

      Wait, so we're not supposed to reply to this? Ok, I won't then.

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    6. Re:WTF is going on? by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

      /. recently faced, and possibly suffered, a rollover-error bug in the comments database (comment numbers maxed out at 16M; comment 16M+1 gets number 0). They had to recompile the software and reconstruct the database. Your problems could very well be a consequence of that bug and/or fix...inform CmdrTaco et al.

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    7. Re:WTF is going on? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I actually posted that right before Taco announced the problems. It's now showing up because the kind Slashdot staff have gone through and reparented the lost posts. But thank you for your assistance. It is appreciated, even if it ended up being unecessary. :)

    8. Re:WTF is going on? by deepb · · Score: 1

      FRIST POST

  11. IT Grunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT Grunt. Thread over.

    1. Re:IT Grunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grr

    2. Re:IT Grunt by princewally · · Score: 1

      I like 'Code Monkey'.

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  12. Let's all face the truth.... by HiredMan · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The IT title thing jumped the shark at "Webmaster" as a real job title.

    It's all been re-arranging deck chairs since then.

    Seriously.

    =tkk

  13. Two Tiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    For non-managerial positions:

          Sled Dog

          Lead sled dog (same work, better view)

    1. Re:Two Tiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT = Monkeys on a Tree.
      The managers look down and see a bunch of smiling faces.
      The employees look up and see a bunch of assholes.

    2. Re:Two Tiers by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      I have been managing my union's IT stuff since its conception, so they allowed me to choose my titles. I am currently the 'information minister' and the 'overtime ambassador'. Not many people get it.

  14. Well, by hey! · · Score: 5, Funny

    My (nontechnical) boss once told me he thought of me as "Mr. Go To".

    I said, "fine, just don't mention it to anybody else."

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    1. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My (nontechnical) boss once told me he thought of me as "Mr. Go To".
      For your sake, I really hope that wasn't a position that involved writing code for a living...otherwise that's up there with "Mr. Unchecked Buffer" and "Mr. O(n^2)" on the list of names no coder ever wants to be called.
    2. Re:Well, by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Funny

      > My (nontechnical) boss once told me he thought of me as "Mr. Go To".

      I hear that's considered harmful.

      Chris Mattern

    3. Re:Well, by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      You're lucky you still have a job. GOTO is considered harmful! :-)

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    4. Re:Well, by LMacG · · Score: 1

      He considered you harmful?

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    5. Re:Well, by DuSTman31 · · Score: 1
      My (nontechnical) boss once told me he thought of me as "Mr. Go To".

      If your boss was edsger dijkstra, I'd sue.

    6. Re:Well, by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      >If your boss was edsger dijkstra, I'd sue.

      Lawsuits? Better watch out: Those are Considered Harmful.

  15. My Personal Favorite by CyberGarp · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of mine when presented with the option to join a startup asked for the title of 'Eyes and Ears'. Now that looked sweet on a business card.

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    1. Re:My Personal Favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my father, he was asked what title he'd like for his business card at his previous job. He told them "Lord High Master of the Unknown Universe" ("If it's the unknown universe, how can they prove that it's wrong?"). According to the story, the woman didn't even bat an eyelash. When he got the card, it read "district manager" ;)

  16. I choose my own title by pafein · · Score: 5, Funny
    I work at a small startup. On my first trip to the datacenter, I had to fill out a form that asked for my job title. This had never come up before, so I called my boss, and after about 30 seconds of discussion, I wrote down:

    Chief Technical Dude.

    It's fitting & I liked it, so that's what my title is.

    Though a friend of mind (in IT) had on his business card Director, Piratical Affairs. Which is better.

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    1. Re:I choose my own title by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Nice. I'd love cards reading Basic Operations and Facilities Helper, but I guess that's a bit too much to ask for.

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    2. Re:I choose my own title by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Here's one vote for "Chief Technical Dude."

    3. Re:I choose my own title by Ronin441 · · Score: 1

      I'm Australian. I used to work in the US for a tech company. My self-selected job title: Wizard From Oz.

      But the guy around the other side of the office, who had a similarly diverse and hard-to-describe job was Mayor For Life Of Happyville.

      (And has anyone else noticed that the presence of the word "Architect" in an IT job title usually translates as "Person who wanted the word 'Architect' in their job title"?)

    4. Re:I choose my own title by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
      Sounds like my job - I am still stuck whether I am going to put 'Chief Web Lackey' or 'Code Monkey, Second Class' on my business cards. My lead person sees no humor in it, though our boss does. :/

      Sera

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    5. Re:I choose my own title by DLPierson · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine's card used to say "Software Thaumaturgist". He deserved it too.

    6. Re:I choose my own title by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      I personally prefer "Alpha Geek".

    7. Re:I choose my own title by TapeApe · · Score: 1

      When I started at a certain (then) small computer repair company, among the titles were "Dr. No" (in charge of all things finance), "Minister of Transportation" (he ran parts and software out to techs who needed 'em), and "Minister of Information" (code monkey, also managed the parts closet and made software toolkits for the techs).

      At the interview, I was told my job title would be for a new position they were opening up: "Minion". After putting in some hard work and proving myself as a tech, I found a way to get a new designation. We were given the chance to order business cards, and could put pretty much anything we wanted on 'em. Since already was an "Intelligence" section, I suggested "Counter Intelligence" for those of us doing triage on computers coming in. (We worked at the counter... used our intelligence... it seemed to fit.) I still have some of those old business cards. :)

      Time went on, promotions came (Rookie Agent, Parts Manager, Special Agent). Now I hear my old Counter Intelligence section's become CIA and some of the glamor of the title's been tarnished. Sorry to see it... but it's been an interesting set of titles to put on the ol' resume!

        - Brian L.
          (Formerly) Special Agent 45, Geek Squad

  17. Old trick by H-1B agencies by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    H-1B agencies are natorious for manipulating job titles. This allows them to bring in avdanced experts and pay them shit.

    1. Re:Old trick by H-1B agencies by sydb · · Score: 1

      I don't see how, a typical "advanced expert" would not be looking at a job with a "lowly" title, and would know their market value from previous jobs. Also if you apply for a job or are headhunted, you look at the job description and the rate, you don't just accept the first thing that comes along.

      Of course I'm sure agencies do create non-existant jobs with low salaries so that the real jobs with slightly higher - but lower than market value - salaries appear attractive. Job seekers just need to be confident enough to hold out for a decent rate.

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  18. One meaningless title I've been seeing by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work in Tech Support, and I've been in the job market for a while now. (Outsourcing; go fig!) I've been seeing ads for "Help Desk Analyst" for the past few months. Checking, they have nothing to do with tech support or work on any help desk. Instead, a help desk analyst goes over support tickets to see what the average call time is, how many calls it takes to close it and so on. It's nothing more or less than a bean counter second-guessing the techs and trying to squeeze as many calls into each poor sod's work day as possible.

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    1. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I don't see the problem with "Help Desk Analyst". It makes perfect sense. A person who analyzes the help desk, or more specifically the workings thereof. In the same way a "Stock Market Broker" is different from a "Stock Market Analyst".

    2. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that make Help Desk Analyst an appropriate title? They're analyzing Help Desk's activities. Do you think the term 'analyst' is better given to someone who just reads steps off of a list and escalates the problem if the paper doesn't solve the persons problem?

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    3. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by reanjr · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but isn't that exactly what you would expect a Help Desk Analyst to do? You know, Analyze the Help Desk system...

      There are plenty of nonsensical or trumped up job titles (I personally have been entitled engineer, web presence director, and a few others), but this doesn't seem to be one of those.

    4. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by jim_redwagon · · Score: 1

      Actually, that title is quite accurate. They are looking for someone to ANALYZE Help Desk data, which is quite important in the grand corporate scheme (note I didn't say important in reality, but important to those looking to outsource, etc, etc etc). In the past, that title might have been more suited to someone doing tech support or working a help desk. I think the error was in the original titling, not the current. Just my $.02

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    5. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      that's great... although they are "analyzing" the help desk. so the title is a description of what they do. ;)

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    6. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      You mean they actually want someone to *analyze* their helpdesk business?
      In other words, the job title precisely describes the work description?
      No way.

    7. Re:One meaningless title I've been seeing by SpecTheIntro · · Score: 1

      Um, that's why "analyst" is in the title. They are "analyzing" the help desk by performing statistical "analysis." What is done with that data is really up to the administrators of the company, but I'd say the title is fairly straightforward. Sort of like the "financial auditor" isn't involved in the financial process. That's what the accountants do; he just audits them.

  19. Slashdot "Editor" by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Need we say more?

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  20. It's the "Corporate" thing to do... by bitbucketeer · · Score: 2, Informative

    They're much more willing to give you a fancy job title rather than a decent salary.

  21. W hat is going on? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In response to this post

    I have the same problem. My "Chief Lizard Wrangler" gag is visible from my list of posts, but is mislinked to a blank parent. Something weird is going on.

  22. The one I love to hate.... by plopez · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Rockstar Programmer"

    I mean seriously, how are you ever going to get any work done when you're busy snorting coke off of the breasts of groupies? A real programmer wouldn't know what the hell to do with a groupie in the first place, though the coke would probably come in handy for month long hacking runs (though this may explain the quality of some of the commercial code I've seen).

    And the attrition rate would be horrible. In a larger organization you'd probably have to drag a overdosed programmer out of a cube every morning.

    No, not the job title for me.

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    1. Re:The one I love to hate.... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      "Rockstar Programmer"

      I mean seriously, how are you ever going to get any work done when you're busy snorting coke off of the breasts of groupies?


      If that's in the job description, why would you *care* if you ever get any work done? Seriously, sign me up. Now.

      Well, except for the coke part. :)
  23. Totally. by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 1
    Personally, I've noticed that the number of 'Architects' is starting to outnumber the engineers at my work...

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  24. How To Deal by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    This is very simple. When you interview, you insist on clarity of job role, and then you turn them down if the title or compensation is misleading or inappropriate. There is no shortage of quality jobs, but you may have to be resolute about getting what you've earned. This has always been true; it is not something new.

  25. The Office by crhylove · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, so does that mean I can be Assistant Regional Manager, instead of Assistant TO the Regional Manager?

    Dwight

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  26. What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently... by Dakhran · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What gets me is that the pointy-haired types attach so much baggage to the title, like it's a cattle brand or something. Especially with the current corporate environment (thank you, Sarbanes-Oxley), the same exact job can mean two different things, depending on the title...

    For example, I work for a fairly big Fortune 500 as a developer-slash-DBA-slash-webmaster (you know the drill, many hats, one paycheck). Last month, I was "Systems Development Specialist". Until they decided that anyone with "developer" in the title was an offshored cubicle dweller with all intention of getting their hands on some identities and credit cards (hey, I didn't make this generalization, don't blame me). I was already busted down from having domain admin privileges to local admin on just a few boxes (SQL server, webserver, development server, and my own PC). After the new title policy change, I was going to lose everything but the developer login, and I would even lose local privileges on my own PC. That was pretty much the last straw for me, since I figured after 7 years of pre-SOX full access, where if I'd had the will (and total lack of morals) to do so, I could have made it out of there with thousands of credit card numbers. What do they reward my loyalty with? Shackles. "Here, wear these boxing gloves when you code, it'll be harder for you to do it, but our data will be safe from your evil wicked ways!"

    Anyway, as I was about to hand in my notice, my immediate supervisor, a down-in-the-trenches network guy who ended up Site IT Manager, told me he managed to get my title switched to "Senior Information Management Specialist". Guess what my job description is? Exactly the same as System Development Specialist, although couched in more generic terms to prevent any instances of "developer" or "programmer" to show up. And now I have my access back, and I don't have to have someone hold my hand and wipe my ass when I implement change controls from my dev environment to production. All because of a few words in the title, I went from criminal suspect to a functional member of the IT staff.

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  27. Abuse of the term 'engineer' by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's "Sales Engineers", and "Level One Engineers", and god only know what else. Level one is button pushing, they're TECHNICIANS - people with technical experience, who do what they're told. Then are the real ENGINEERS, who design things (the buttons that the technicians push). Then there are ARCHITECTS, who form all the stuff into a cohesive whole.

    There is no "Systems Engineer II", or "Support Engineer III" - you are a technician. Push buttons, don't think.

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    1. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Well there are actually systems engineers, but I don't think that it is an IT thing.
      Anyway, some places you can't legally have engineer in your job title unless you have a P.E. (professional engineer ie you can legally certify that stuff won't break etc). While that may be a little draconian, to call yourself an engineer you should at least be able to (or have once been able to) do advanced calculus and Newtonian mechanics. So yeah engineer tends to be overused. I mean office engineer? wtf?!

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    2. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then there are ARCHITECTS, who form all the stuff into a cohesive whole.
      I was with you until this sentence. In my experience, the architects say handwavy things and lay down specifications that are unimplementable. They don't listen to feedback, and they blame the engineers for the problems, without understanding them. If they participate in the writing of the code, they're probably okay, but don't trust anyone who has a Great Idea but won't get his hands dirty with implementation...
    3. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by Anonymous+MadCoe · · Score: 1

      Oh yes I agree, one employer of mine called me "technical en engineer" how little can you understand...

      (On the other hand those guys thought a recently CS graduated kid knows how to run a datacenter...)

    4. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by zbaron · · Score: 1

      We had a similar problem. As stated above, we had people calling themselves Network Administrators when all they did was stuff around with windows servers. It went a bit far when they started calling themselves Network Engineers ... we are *not* going to let these guys near the Cisco boxes. Our Director came across this and basically went from desk to desk asking people if they could actually join a Guild of Engineers, those that could not say yes, had their title restored to something more ... fitting.

    5. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      As it happens, my title includes 'Engineer'. I don't create, design, or implement anything. I do, however, deal with actual engineers on the phone. Before the title change, we were treated like shit. After? Surprise, surprise, we got a little respect. Never mind that I'm responsible for ensuring the smooth transition of hundreds of thousands of dollars a day from the pockets of advertisers to the hands of radio beancounters. Never mind that in a given day, the person talking to me on the phone is at risk of losing 2-5 times his salary for his company over the next hour or two, yet still would rather bitch me out than listen and do what I tell them.
      Yes, it's a huge stretch to call what I do (support, if you didn't catch that) 'engineering', but if it wasn't in the title, I would not be as effective at my job. This whole mess is perpetuated by the idea that a job title actually means something. Even the title of CEO can mean just about anything these days. I just don't bother to waste mental energy worrying about it all. Except, of course, to rant about it here.

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    6. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Architects design buildings. We've designed them for thousands of years. We make, on average, significantly less than you computer nerds. Why must you take our job title as well?

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    7. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There's "Sales Engineers", and "Level One Engineers", and god only know what else. Level one is button pushing, they're TECHNICIANS

      And all those stupid "civil engineers" and such. What engines do they operate? I've never seen a civil engineer operate any engine on the job that wasn't in the car that got them there. So we should get rid of all those fake engineers and get back to the original definition of it, someone that operates engines. Then we'll all be happy. Of course, if you include automobiles in that (which weren't around when the term came to use), then we are all engineers. So either almost everyone is an engineer or almost no one.

    8. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      There's "Sales Engineers", and "Level One Engineers", and god only know what else. Level one is button pushing, they're TECHNICIANS - people with technical experience, who do what they're told. Then are the real ENGINEERS, who design things (the buttons that the technicians push). Then there are ARCHITECTS, who form all the stuff into a cohesive whole.

      I don't know whose "Sales Engineers" you are used to dealing with, but most of the hardware and software vendors I deal with have Sales Engineers who actually sit down with you, go over your requirements, your environment, and you goals to find the best solution (i.e., product or products and deployment methodology) for your situation. I definitely consider them engineers, but they are part of the sales department so that they can a) keep the salesperson honest about what can be delivered and b) make sure that the customer gets what they need. Then if they need post-sales support, they go through regular support channels, which should have documentation of the products sold and implemented that was fed to them previously by the Sales Engineer.

      Having a Sales Engineer is an immense help whenever the salesman goes to meet with the customer's IT Director and the IT Director calls in their own engineers to start asking questions about how the product works.

    9. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by spcma · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, this could be construed as illegal. I used to contract with several architects and construction firms to run their CAD workstations. I got to thinking about setting up a company to trade under, and made some inquiries with my friendly clients. As it turned out, I can't legally represent myself as an engineer without a certificate of engineering (and an insurance bond). Is this true throughout the United States? The world? Inquiring minds want to know.

    10. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's a little silly. If you look at http://m-w.com/dictionary/engine you see that an engine is just some thing that produces something else. (An automotive engine produces torque, but that's just a special case.) And http://m-w.com/dictionary/engineers tells us that an engineer is one who (among other things) designs or builds engines.

    11. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      In the U.S., there is such a thing as 'Professional Engineer' certification. If you have it, you can put the initials "P.E." after your name. Without P.E. certification, you cannot advertise independent engineering services, and you cannot sign legal documents (e.g., structural plans). P.E. certification is also required for many municipal and government contracts. However, it is legal for you to do engineering work in a larger company without certification.

      To get certified, generally you take the "Fundamentals of Engineering" exam your senior year as an undergraduate at university. If you pass, you are then on the P.E. track, but you are not yet certified: You must work another four(?) years in industry as an engineer, after which you must take the "Principles and Practice of Engineering" exam. If you also pass the second exam, you are a Professional Engineer.

      I'd say it's a good idea to get certified. If you're looking for more information, check out the NCEES website.

    12. Re:Abuse of the term 'engineer' by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Civil engineers do not build or design engines. Most mechanical engineers end up doing HVAC and similar things that are unrelated to engines. Electrical engineers design circuits and building wiring. All these are "official" engineer titles that do not do anything with engines. I don't see how these fit your definitions of engineer. If an engineer is a person that designs anything that produces something else (the most liberal reading of the definitions you presented), then I think that nearly everyone would be an engineer.

  28. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    That's why you shouldn't care so much about the title. It's more about the bosses.

    Comes down to:
    1) Who do you report to and need to make happy?
    2) What do you need to do to achieve 1) and what can you do
    3) What do you get as compensation for doing 2) and 1)

    Who your boss is helps a lot.

    Your job title could be Senior Microsoft Janitor (in charge of care and cleaning of Windows) for all you care.

    Your supervisor obviously figured out a way to get the system to work... That's what decent middle managers have to do. May involve some ugly hacks sometimes...

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  29. What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What gets me is that the pointy-haired types attach so much baggage to the title, like it's a cattle brand or something. "

    Hacker, Cracker.

    1. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      All because of a few words in the title, I went from criminal suspect to a functional member of the IT staff

      With management like that, I think I'd still have turned in the notice. :-)

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    2. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by tomservo84 · · Score: 1

      Precisely why SOX should be renamed SUX...it makes it difficult for anyone to do their jobs, from what I have seen. I am now working at a Fortune 500 company and they are becoming SOX compliant. The good thing? I'm a contractor and am currently looking for a way out.

      I'm making 100% sure I am not working for some stupid SOX compliant bullshit place in the future.

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    3. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      I was already busted down from having domain admin privileges to local admin on just a few boxes (SQL server, webserver, development server, and my own PC). After the new title policy change, I was going to lose everything but the developer login, and I would even lose local privileges on my own PC. That was pretty much the last straw for me, since I figured after 7 years of pre-SOX full access, where if I'd had the will (and total lack of morals) to do so, I could have made it out of there with thousands of credit card numbers. What do they reward my loyalty with? Shackles. "Here, wear these boxing gloves when you code, it'll be harder for you to do it, but our data will be safe from your evil wicked ways!"

      This is probably a bit off-topic, but I make damn sure that NONE of my developers have admin rights on the boxes that they use, ESPECIALLY their own workstation. Why? Because when developers develop software with admin privileges they typically ignore the notion that the software has to function for users with regular user privileges. They usually end up putting in code that modifies parts of the filesystem or registry that a regular user wouldn't have access to, and then the code is broken unless you have admin privileges. Of course they rarely have time to go back at the end and test as a regular user, and if they do they usually report back that the application ABSOLUTELY requires admin privileges, or requires us to modify the default permissions on parts of the filesystem or registry that we shouldn't. Then if you want them to fix their sloppy code they tell you it will take weeks. Of course, if they never have anything more than normal user rights to begin with, then they'll have to write code that's LUA compliant to begin with and you can avoid all of that mess. Because when you get down to it, there are very few non-system level applications that include functionality that actually requires admin privileges to work correctly. Most developers are just too lazy (at least on the Windows environment) to code it that way.

    4. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re dakhran #16781027

      dude, you must work at lpl...

    5. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by Dakhran · · Score: 1

      If your developers are too lazy to set up a test system that is imaged the same as a production box, with a test account at normal user privileges, why do you keep them around? This is part of the reason why I had to switch titles, to be honest, not just the perception that developers are criminals. Most of the restrictions I was forced to live under are due to other programmers deciding to make code changes and fixes on the live servers, during production hours, causing many hours of application downtime and possible data loss. It's developmestuction "programmers" like these that give the rest of us a bad name...

      However, I believe that a good programmer, with an established methodology of development, with separate environments (dev, testing, production) and a change control approval system to move code and binaries from one step to the next, shouldn't be crippled in that process by a bureaucratic overreaction. As the situation was turning out, I would need to request that a desktop support technician, who had full access to the network, move my code from one step to the next. Granted, these guys aren't just minimum-wage helpdesk monkeys, but they aren't exactly SQL-savvy, and to ask a non-coder to make the necessary database changes and software installation was pretty much like having a mechanic ask a car salesman to put a new engine and transmission in his car.

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    6. Re:What's in a name? Criminal intent, apparently.. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 0

      they usually end up putting in code that modifies parts of the filesystem or registry

      There's the problem - developing on Windows. *nix developers usually have more of a clue as to what can go wrong, and set up their own testbeds - but they also know enough to make live changes when there simply is no other choice, or, alternatively, to know that they don't understand the system enough to "get away with it."

      Most developers are just too lazy (at least on the Windows environment) to code it that way.

      Exactly, but its not their fault - they're just following Microsoft's "best practices" over the years. ("best practices" - another term for "we made this up as we go along").

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  30. OFFTOPIC POAST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear poster.

    Yes I've been having the same problem. It's not just you.

    All this idiotic AC posting, and what have you given me in return, /.?! Bugs!

  31. Übergeek by `Sean · · Score: 1

    Simple. Übergeek. My employer put it on my business cards. Hell, they even put it on my offer letter.

    1. Re:Übergeek by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1

      A previous employer offered to change my title from "Manager, Systems Integration" to "God of Information." An earlier boss wanted my title to be "Deputy Minister of Pain" (when I was Assistant Network Manager), but then, he'd always fancied himself a BOFH.

  32. It's not just IT by drsmithy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It happens everywhere (and has been for a good 5+ years now).

    Basically, low-end/crap jobs are being given fancier (and fancier still) job titles because:

    * They attract poseurs who can handle the low pay that goes with them as long as their job sounds impressive to their peers.
    * They look impressive in a Resume (thus being an acceptable stepping-stone job - used to attract people to low-skill, high-turnover positions)
    * It's easier to get people to work a bad job if it sounds important
    * The cotton-wool generation just starting to get into the workforce, who have been brought up being told they can never lose and never having had their feelings hurt, don't get all depressed about "only" being a "Secretary" or something similarly mundane.

    1. Re:It's not just IT by mgblst · · Score: 1

      They did it so that low-paid workers can impress girls at clubs, get laid, have children, and produce more low-paid workers. It is the only way we can compete with China and India. For gods sake, don't tell them.

  33. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, he considered you dangerous?

  34. It isn't just an IT thing by svunt · · Score: 1

    I've worked in a few different areas, mostly accounting and IT, and this is by no means limited to one industry. At one point early in my career, I was a Credit Manager/Technical Support Officer/Photocopier repairman/Purchasing Officer - and this was in a company with 300 people on the payroll...obviously I was paid like a photocopier guy. I've had titles inflated and deflated, and at the end of the day, you gotta know what you do, and what it's worth, and forget about titles, as so many are meaningless. How many managers "manage"?

  35. Nothing to see here, move along... by itwerx · · Score: 1

    Are these trends a contrivance by corporations to get more 'value' from IT professionals by bundling responsibilities of higher paid jobs into lesser roles and to evade competitive salary by creating titles that have no analogue on pay-scale indexes?

    Yep

  36. Not always... by Tadrith · · Score: 1


    Mine's pretty basic, and succinctly describes what I do:

    Network Engineer and Software Developer

    Easy, and describes my job description. Of course... when I joined, I wasn't really given a title so much as asked what I wanted it to say. Perhaps a benefit of working for a smaller company?

  37. Well... by phagstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Makes me want to puke....no wait...makes me want to engage in an involuntary personal protein spill.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...like... sneeze while your nose is blocked?

    2. Re:Well... by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have wet dreams about IT job titles too.

  38. Cyberspace Engineer by seawall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some titles during the first internet bubble got pretty out-there.

    I really was handed a business card that said "Cyberspace Engineer" on it and I have to confess to bursting out laughing.

    Clever guy, important work, and the title wasn't entirely bogus but yikes.

    1. Re:Cyberspace Engineer by CarlJagt · · Score: 1

      Some titles in the backwaters of the internet world are still out-there.

      We just had new business cards distributed here in the office and one of our guys now has the title of "Digital Alchemist" -- complete with a propellor beanie icon.

      Clever guy, important work, but I kid you not.

    2. Re:Cyberspace Engineer by Pearson · · Score: 1

      That was definately a great time for job titles. My favorite from that era is the card I got that said "Warm Body". :D

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  39. Invisible posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too can only see top level posts... What is going on here?

    1. Re:Invisible posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same problem here. Testing a reply just in case...

  40. The same in Europe/Germany? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a German CS student and while I'm mot going to be done for another two years I'd like to know whether the same nonsense is happening in Europe (and, more specifically, Germany). It'd be bad to enter the free market and spend the next two months trying to figure out what the hell the current name-du-jour for a Java developer is or why the hell they're offering me a job as an architect for the salary of a helpdesk technician (of course later I'd find out that "System Information Architect" is the current name for "Helpdesk Callcenter Phone Monkey").

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    1. Re:The same in Europe/Germany? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a German CS student and while I'm mot going to be done for another two years I'd like to know whether the same nonsense is happening in Europe (and, more specifically, Germany).

      Denmark, just on the other side of the border from Germany. My title is "software analyst" - however, the official policy of "Design? We don't need no stinking design" means that we do no analysis or design. The closest thing to that is the boss's ideas (analysis?) about what the company needs...

      Oh, and the girl who worked here three months longer than me got "Senior Software Analyst".

      The words "What we don't get in salery, we get in titles" seem to fit quite well.

  41. Best titles I've come across... by randommemoryaccess · · Score: 1

    Best titles I've seen on applicant's CVs in the past 8 years are "digi-media wizard" and "e-business champion". Though that was in the late 90's. My business card says I'm "Lead Technologist", whatever that means...

  42. Systems Janitor by tengu1sd · · Score: 1

    Clean up on server 6. On my last job I went from Systems Admin to Systems Manager, to Project Manager and finally Special Consultant. I was cleaning up and troubleshooting the problems untrained DBAs created, I started calling myself the janitor and managed get other people using it, at least in house.

    1. Re:Systems Janitor by mrmagos · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one. My janitorial work has involved me getting hired in after or during an IT departmental regime change, and cleaning up the messes of the previous regime. At my last job, I got a couple people using the term, too.

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  43. Stupid job title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The perfect time for me to make my first post on slashdot.
    I am a QA Software Tester and Localisation Support Specialist.
    10 points to whoever can guess what in fact i do!

    1. Re:Stupid job title by doktorjayd · · Score: 0

      get me a long macchiatto, one sugar. :)

    2. Re:Stupid job title by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      I am a QA Software Tester and Localisation Support Specialist.

      10 points to whoever can guess what in fact i do!

      You pir8te stuff (QA Software Tester - "I'm just testing it ...") (Localisation Support Specialist - "I'll convert this movie from PAL to NTSC")

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  44. Software engineer permutations. by pjbass · · Score: 3, Informative

    A few years ago, Intel changed the title of all the software engineers working for the software automation of the fabs to automation engineers. Interesting that the management did that when there was a mandatory market adjustment (increase) in pay for software engineers for that review cycle. They changed the titles right before the cutoff date, and screwed a few thousand engineers out of a mandatory raise.

    Luckily, I got out of there before they did this. Shitty though? Yes.

    1. Re:Software engineer permutations. by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Could be worse... Where my SO works they 'laid off' an entire department yesterday... The same day as they handed everyone else their 'holiday bonus'... I guess that could be thought of as a 'bonus' for some, but I would think theyed rather still have jobs...

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  45. Hmmm.... by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We once had a person apply, and told us flat out that he was just looking to pad his resume - that he'd do anything we wanted - for a very low salary - if we'd just give him an impressive job title. We told him to take a walk.

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  46. It could be worse by NMigo · · Score: 2, Informative

    come on guys, don't complain it could be worse... I've recently heard from a friend seeking a job in marketing: the title read "Relational Marketing" sounds cool, jult like relational DBMS... we'll on the interview they talked to him about marketing, he replied with the current trends and everything seam ok and like an important job, the office looked important... he decided to join... On his first day, they drove him to an outside neighborhood gave him and two other guys a bunch of forms, and his "boss" told them "show him what we do, and swep the area, Ill be back at two"... He had to ring bells and sell phone lines, relational marketing isn't it? btw... he just returned home by bus and was never to be seen.

    1. Re:It could be worse by mgblst · · Score: 1

      He didn't get clued up when they asked him if he had comfortable shoes and a big bag? I find it hard to believe that someone could be so fooled by the people who operate these jobs.

    2. Re:It could be worse by NMigo · · Score: 1

      actually I heard a second person that fell for the "Relational Marketing" offer... if they don't trick you, how else would you land there?

  47. Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a carpenter and open source programmer with 20 years of C (and _everything_ else) experience.

    (After 20 years you rather emulate OO in C, thank you. ;-)

  48. In a word: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire premise of this ask slashdot is absurd.

    Anonymous Coward

    Director of technical, informational faunas and financialist analyiticalist advisor to the janitor.

  49. not just the tech jobs by doktorjayd · · Score: 0

    i work in a tech company, mostly client services sorta stuff.

    us tech types tend to get dropped into all sorts of different roles on client projects, engineer, developer, *ahem* architect, whatever.

    so we dont put titles on our cards, means less to explain.

    about 6 months ago, in another round of marketspeak genius, the 'business' types managed to snowball an email ( with html email sigs, 10k each) up to a 4.5 MB monster bickering over the difference between 'manager, client projects', and 'client projects manager'.

    when really, all i need em to have is 'coffee bi-atch'

  50. Yeah..right... by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    My last job was supposed to be an IT job. I was a database admin/Programmer. I had to build a database from scratch for a newly created department, write VB apps for it and maintain those apps and the database. Unfortunately, the company gave me the title of Admin Assistant and put data entry as my job description in my file despite the work I was assigned to do. It really screwed me on my resume/job history.

    HR people see that in my job history and don't take me seriously when I apply for simular work. >:-(

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    1. Re:Yeah..right... by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

      Hopefully that taught you to negotiate your title before accepting positions. I've been lucky with my title in the last 10 years and any problems were corrected. I don't accept positions now unless the title is in the offer letter and is correct.

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    2. Re:Yeah..right... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You might want to do what I do, and write your own resumes. Seriously, put on a more meaningful title, and put a list of the main activities that you did. Then, explain this in the interview.

    3. Re:Yeah..right... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I've done the same thing before and been treated about the same... However on my resume I decided to group it into a time where I worked as a consultant rather than let it pollute my resume... Though in my case I basically was a consultant as they hired me specifically for 6 months... Even if I didn't include it as part of my time spent as a self-employed consultant I'd have listed a real job title that described the job not whatever HR gave me...

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  51. You're kidding, right? by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At one time, we all had a reasonable grasp of the role of a 'System Administrator' or 'Helpdesk Technician' but now such roles may actually have significant DBA or developer responsibilities bundled into a lesser job title (such as the recent trend of 'Desktop Support Techs' with SQL DBA responsibilities), often robbing the holder of a fair position (and traditionally better paid) title on the résumé.

    Help desk techs doing SQL DBA work? And supposedly this is a "recent trend?" My suspicion is that it isn't a trend, but that instead some Helpdesk Tech somewhere was asked to set up system DSNs in Windows and thinks that it's SQL DBA work. There's a heck of a lot more to being a DBA than just installing SQL, setting up users and creating a DB, but it's not uncommon for people who don't understand that to think that they could do it.

    Now, on to the other topic, at my current employer we have several different titles in the IT department: Helpdesk Tech, Network Engineer, Project Manager, Application Specialist, Developer, and Director. Those all seem pretty standard to me, though in a larger company the duties would be a little more granular. For example, the HelpDesk Tech job would be split out into HelpDesk Operator and PC Tech and the Network Engineer would be split into Networking Admin/Engineer and Systems Admin/Engineer, and the Developer would be split into DBA and Developer.

    At most places I have worked over the past 10 years it's been basically the same breakdown, with higher or lower levels of granularity. I suspect that if you had a very small company with a very limited IT budget and owners/managers with no IT knowledge, you might get someone looking to hire a HelpDesk Tech and expect them to be able to manage everything. After all, to most users you always call the HelpDesk regardless of whether your needs are as low level as a new mouse or as high level as a boinked application server.

    Now, if you're working for someone who expects you to do the work of 2 or 3 widely varying jobs for the salary of a HelpDesk tech, well, any sensible person who had the skills to do the job would either demand more money or go elsewhere. If they didn't have he skills, they could either stay and learn them or go elsewhere.

    1. Re:You're kidding, right? by grudgelord · · Score: 1

      Help desk techs doing SQL DBA work? And supposedly this is a "recent trend?" Actually, I've been seeing Helpdesk and Support positions with "heavy" or "strong" SQL knowledge required. Some even go so far as to specify DBA background. There's a heck of a lot more to being a DBA than just installing SQL, setting up users and creating a DB, but it's not uncommon for people who don't understand that to think that they could do it. I agree, which is why this strikes me as so absurd.

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  52. One business card... by Junta · · Score: 1

    Someone in my company had business cards with the title 'Cluster Ninja'.

    Offtopic: Why am I not seeing any replies to comments? Woo hoo, no one can disagree with me!

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  53. Versatility is the key by jbarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In my 20 years of IT experience, I have NEVER held a position that was limited to its job description. Every job required me to take on additional responsibilities outside my defined job description. And conversely, when I hired people, it was not based solely not on their focused skills, but for their versatility and diversity of experience.

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    1. Re:Versatility is the key by crmudgen23 · · Score: 1

      I Agree,

      Every time I get a review, I'm asked to list my achievements during the year, and define my responsibilities in the organization. I do a mixed bag of DBA, System admin, network design & maintenaince, system security and application & end user support, among other things. One thing I always put at the end of my list of responsibilities is:

      -Fax machine & bicycle repair....

      (both of which I've actually been called upon to perform in the course of my employment there)

  54. Smaller companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been a one-man show at various places with titles like 'IT Support'.

    Hmmm. Sure I provide support but that can be carrying computers or moving the email service between servers in realtime.

    Now its 'IT Administrator' and I kind of hate it. I wanted Network Admin or System Admin since I do both and they're standard. What the heck is IT Administrator anyway? "I think I administer IT."

  55. Answers by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1
    Are these trends a contrivance by corporations to get more 'value' from IT professionals by bundling responsibilities of higher paid jobs into lesser roles and to evade competitive salary by creating titles that have no analogue on pay-scale indexes?


    Yes. The idea is to marginalize the IT staff so pay can be cut. Also, such tactics can be used to support outsourcing roles to overseas locations and to support H1B visas.

    Has there ever been a proposed standard for information technology position titles (or at least some form of translation guide)?


    To the best of my knowledge, no. I would love to see one though. After all, how many people would consider themselves "junior" anything with 8 years experience? (Yes, I saw an ad for a Junior Programmer that required a minimum of 8 years experience with C.) Part of the problem is who would right such a guide and how to require business to use those job titles?

    How do Slashdot job searchers contend with these wildly varying, and increasingly vague titles that seem to have saturated the industry, or worse, when they've been festooned with an inaccurate or absurd job title?


    Very carefully. What kills me is when companies advertise for a position and use the ever-present "and other assigned duties" to change the job AFTER one is hired. Such as hiring a "Desktop Support Technician" and then assigning server admin and DBA duties to the person.
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  56. HR by dlhm · · Score: 0

    I know an HR manager pretty well (GF). Her department actually tries to create new titles for the explicit purpose listed here in this article, to confuse the pay scale so that they can pay less for the same work, by shifting respectability.
    I have actually seen an ad for a "Mail room/PC Admin" job paying some stupid low amount because most of your duties where "Mail Room" but you still needed to know PC Admin stuff in case you where required to "Admin a PC" every once in a while.

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  57. Titles aren't designed for the employees by GedLandsEnd · · Score: 1

    In our corporate directory, I'm listed as "CNSLT - SYS ARCH/ANLY" which (since it's never been spelled out for me) I'm going to assume expands to "Consultant - System Architecture / Analysis". I'm not a consultant, nor do I architect or analyze anything.

    In larger businesses, a job title isn't meant to be descriptive and no one is thinking about what it looks like on a resume (trust me). A title is meant to give the HR people something to reference when they're assigning levels – i.e. numerical, or, AVP, or whatever – and pay scales.

    Funny thing is... in my experience, it's normally the managers in the technical areas that are asked to make up the titles and job descriptions. I think they make them purposefully vague so their people don't come back and say "that's not part of my job!" when the PHB needs them to be "flexible" (define that as you will).

    ged

  58. Titles don't mean much by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Titles don't mean much, especially at small companies.

    One of my first titles was "Director of Software". I had a staff of one. I too, was once a "Senior MTS" (at a "Baby Bell") - I was made "Senior MTS" straight from hourly contractor, over many MTS n staffers (clock-punchers) who had been on the job for 10+ years. The only other Senior MTS was over 30 years my senior and about to retire.

    I had the largest staff as a "senior software engineer", but I made the most money with no staff and no title, as an independent contractor.

    As far as describing what I do - it is always the same. For non-technical family and acquaintences, "I do things with computers" is adequate. For technical business contacts; "I can solve your problem " is usually about right.

    I once knew a Ph.D. consultant who created complex signal processing algorithms - his business card actually said "Cheif Scientist and Bottle Washer".

    In my experience, the bigger the company, the more the titles "matter" and the less they mean, other than a marker of longevity.

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    1. Re:Titles don't mean much by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 0

      I once knew a Ph.D. consultant who created complex signal processing algorithms - his business card actually said "Cheif Scientist and Bottle Washer".

      A Ph.D. and he couldn't spell? No wonder he washes bottles :-)

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  59. odd, but not outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HTML guru.

    honest.

    personally I liked the title "Ombudsman" which was what I was doing. anything they threw at me.

  60. Love those titles by ArcadeX · · Score: 1

    I'm currently a 'network specialist' which from the job title and 2 interviews, translated to assistant network / systems administrator, which offered average pay for this area and that position, and I knew I wouldn't be allowed to make any choices on anything anyway, because of the type of low life my boss is. Come to find out I am THE network / systems administrator, which means, all the responsibility, without the authority to make changes, and extremely low pay for the job. Nothing like being blame for network downtime when your boss over-rules your changes that would have prevented it. Pay's not worth the headache...

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  61. "Chief Technical Guy on Project" by edawstwin · · Score: 1

    I was dealing with a vendor once who didn't know my title, so when I received snail-mail from them, it was addressed to:


    My Name
    Chief Technical Guy on Project
    Company Address....


    I cut it out and taped it to my monitor so everyone would know that I'm kind of a big deal.

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  62. Careful... by tpjunkie · · Score: 1

    "involuntary personal protein spill" sounds like something that would fall under "public lewdness" or "indecent exposure"

  63. Titles are a joke by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    A little while after I started my current job, I went through the hoops to get business cards. Given that I transitioned from temp fill-in for a stress leave to full time when the guy quit, I went to my boss and asked him what my official job title was. The answer? "I don't know". I got to sit down with HR as they went over the list of every possible title until we found one that sounded sufficient.

    The fact is that except for the occasional rigidly designed corporate structure, almost every place simply expects that their "geeks" will take care of the "geek stuff". It confuses them to separate it out into separate areas, so they don't. Management doesn't understand the difference between the site server and the telecom server, or anything else, they just know "it's a computer, you're the computer guy".

    Right now, I do user support, user training, hardware repair/upgrades, all the telecom work, server maintenance, programming, reporting, electronic billing, system security, system enhancements, and some app design. But it's just easier (and cheaper) to call me a "Technical Specialist".

    Small businesses don't care about titles because the geek does everything anyways. Midsize businesses don't care about titles because they don't understand the difference. Large businesses don't care about titles because they can call you "Helpdesk Analyst", stick "Other duties as assigned" in your job description, and then get you to do whatever they want but still pay you as if you were entry-level tech support. And until geeks start having a bit more ego and push for titles (and therefore pay grades) that match their duties, it's going to stay that way.

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  64. Assis. Super of Tech Aff. and Dev. S. Region by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assistant Supervisor of Technical Affairs and Development, Southern Region.
    Job title on a business card i have collected.
    Needless to say, the guy works for a company with a hugemongous bureacracy :)

  65. Sysop by David+E.+Smith · · Score: 1

    That's seriously all my business cards say, and it's close enough to accurate for my needs.

    There are systems. I operate them.

    The term also has some nice BBS connotations, even though I was never a BBS sysop back in the day.

    I'm about due to have some new cards printed up, and I'm thinking of putting "BOFH" after my name, like it's a professional certification. Like what some folks do with MCSE, only not.

    1. Re:Sysop by lawaetf1 · · Score: 1

      Ah, how I miss the term "sysop." Systems administrator is just so banal. It makes me sound like a clerk and not the kung-fu master of the electron that I am.

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  66. C0deP0et by XiticiX · · Score: 1

    Well, that's what I call myself. Formally, I was a Phone Support Analyst (helpdesk), then a Client Support Analyst (desktop tech), and now I am a Business Information Systems Analyst (Codepoet :) - developing and maintaining applications using a variety of languages). Throughout the entire career path with this organization (it's a large one - 7000+ employees), I have always had to do server maintanance - most notably in the SQL realm. So I am starting to think that SQL is fast becoming a generic skill to have (at the basic level anyways). There will always be DBA's, but a lot of the routine stuff can be handled competantly by regular I.T. staff I believe.

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  67. Snap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Network Proctologist.
    Now where did that packet go.....

  68. yay hippies by scatteredsun · · Score: 1

    I am a Technology Manager. But I work with a bunch of hippies so everyone is a "manager" or "director" or "VP" my job breaks down to CTO Net admin Sys admin Web admin web developer DBA business forms developer The Man help desk telecom admin chair repairman gum under table scraper all for less than I made as a desktop support specialist II but do I complain? Naaaaah. I get to save the world

  69. Well, depends on what you put on your resume by guruevi · · Score: 1

    I put on ... Systems Administrator because that was my job and the description of my responsibilities on my resume does reflect that. I was hired and salaried as a PC technician but doing absolutely nothing on Windows and implementing an administration on Unix/Linux/Mac I wasn't really a glorified PC technician, I was project manager, asset manager, LDAP directory administrator, systems & network administrator etc.

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  70. My own silly title. by ioicctsniw · · Score: 1

    Senior Technology Support Specialist.

    I really wish they could fit a few more words in there.

    I guess it is kind of tough if you're trying to make the tiltes descriptive. I work in a smaller business and Network Admin/Sysadmin/Tech Support... etc just wouldn't fit since I have to do a little of all of those. (And they can't really call me Assistant Director of IT (even though that's really what I am) since that would mean a pay hike for me.)

    Oh well I guess I'll just keep introducing myself as one of the IT guys.

  71. Great Titles by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    Over the years I have had some great titles!

    Lets see,
    I started out as "MIS Applications analyst" (I converted Lotus 123 spread sheets to Excel.
    "System Administrator" (I managed the systems at an ISP)
    I was promoted to "MIS Director" (I Managed the IT at the same ISP with no raise)

    I changed jobs and was "System/Network administrator of Product Development" or SNAPD
    Then promoted to "Sr. System/Network administrator of Product Development" small raise

    Then changed jobs to become "General Manager of Internet Services"
    Was promoted to "Vice President of Internet Services"
    Was promoted to "President" (Smallest title, no pay raise, later laid off so the CEO could "Make the payments on the RV"

    Took a job as "System services and administration Level III" (Unix/AIX tech)
    and now my card reads "Consultant"

    When I was President of the company, the CEO had cards printed for me that listed my title as "The guy that can fire you!" He seemed to think it was funny.

    Titles are what they give you when they do not want to give you a raise. They are a way for them to say "We like the job you are doing, but we do not think it is worth any more money."

    The up side of all this is that most of the companies have gone out of business. I have been known to change the titles on my resume to match the job I am going after.

  72. Best Job Title Ever by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    A friend had a co-worker at an Ottawa high tech firm who noticed that the company was asking everyone to fill out forms for new business cards. Said sharp cookie also noticed that no one was vetting these requests. So he filled out what he thought would be an excellent job title.

    He got back his business cards with the title "Master of Canine Fornication" on them.

    Needless to say, the company revised policy to vette subsequent card print runs after word got out. But he still has the cards.

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  73. I agree by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    I just landed a job as PC Desktop support whose side job is to manage a couple of servers, and learn Python for an internally developed program we have at this company, yet I am still being paid as a PC Desktop support person

  74. My chosen title by G1975a · · Score: 1

    "Damn Contractor"

  75. Hey, it got modded up last time I posted it. by jgarry · · Score: 1
    How to decode an Oracle DBA Want-Ad

    I recall one fellow who was head of an engineering department at an electronics manufacturer, his business card read "Grand Wizard" circa 1981.

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  76. I tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...pushing "Great Knight of the Order of the Rose and the Cross, safekeeper of the Holy Places and the thereby lying omniscient heritage of the Holy Fathers of our Church In Christ" as my official title.

    They turned the request down, telling me that this title wouldn't fit in a standard-sized businnes card.

  77. Um, how .. by cheros · · Score: 1

    .. do you program a Rockstar?

    Just curious :-)

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  78. It's actually useful for protection.. by cheros · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to see this mindset still prevail - I wholly agree with your lock down.

    Let me turn this round a bit: if you do not have access to a system it's going to be hard to prove that you were involved in a problem or criminal activity involving that facility/service/system.

    In other words, if someone screws up badly it'll be pretty easy for you to avoid "helping the police with their inquiries" because a decently managed setup would thus prove you to be not party to the events. Given the ever increasing creativity of the criminal fraternity there is an increased probability for brown stuff hitting uneven distribution methods (that's "shit hitting the fan" for the non-PC crowd :-). I would see this as a Good Thing rather than a Bad Thing.

    But hey, nobody can stop you finding another job..

    Oh, and for the original topic, I have two business cards. One without title, the other one with - it depends on teh country/culture I'm in which one I use. As the company carries my name it's going to be a tad self-evident that it's mine anyway :-).

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  79. You mean they analyze the work done by helpdesks? by Tetravus · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the title sounds like a perfect description, it's pithy but approachable.
    Perhaps you've been thrown off by the huge number of programming jobs that have the "analyst" added. Not that many of these people ever get to interview users and actually, you know, analyze use cases or work flows...

  80. Re:You mean they analyze the work done by helpdesk by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Right now, I'm looking for work in tech support. I get postings from various job boards with what they think is appropriate, including regular postings for "help desk analyst." Of course, it has nothing to do with what I'm interested in. I think it would be better if the job title were "trouble ticket analyst," because it would describe what the job actually does.

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  81. Simply use... The Dude. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    It covers a lot of ground.

    • Guy 1: Who do I see about [insert problem here]?
    • Guy 2: The dude at the end of the hall...
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  82. good job name but bad payment :( by pazZz · · Score: 1

    i am working in the qualitymanagment of a midsized software firm in germany, my jobs classification is simple. Assistant in Qualitymanagment but when it comes to payment my job counts nothing. I get something like an callcenter worker. My Boss has alot of people who want to work so he fucks on the salaries... :(

  83. Visionary by erikdotla · · Score: 1

    I worked at Syncronys, makers of the infamous SoftRAM. Really. At one point I had the title "Visionary". Fortunately I avoided the later title of "felon".

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  84. Please don't... by cr0z01d · · Score: 1

    mix your metaphors before they hatch.

  85. Member Technical Staff - on buisiness card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow my business cards (and consequently paycheck) say member of technical staff.

    However, looking at the business plan I am "Acting CTO" Funny how that happens

    Guess I need to start pushing for a raise.

  86. Titles at my current job... by oldosadmin · · Score: 1

    Lets see...

    I'm "Systems Manager" over a "Systems Engineer" and "Systems Intern". My direct superior is the "Technical Operations Manager".

    I got to pick my own title. I like it. I manage systems and the systems team. It fits. No BS, just what I do.

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  87. It's a moving target. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another idea is that as IT changes, so does your job, and your job title might not reflect that. For example, my former boss worked at a small state university. At first, he was in a purely desktop support role, then once the big spyware/virus epedimic came out, he was the guy who administered an Active Directory server with thousands of accounts, upgraded all the Windows boxes to 2000/XP, dealt with the political fallout from faculty not having admin access anymore, and played a large role in getting a firewall up around the network. This was all within the space of about two years, and suddenly it was his subordinates, who were doing most of the PC support 'grunt work', and he was solely responsible for selecting, training, and supervising those subordinates, who had increased in number. It took him a year after it was obvious to anyone that his job had changed to get a change in job title and an appropriate change in salary, and he had to threaten to leave the company for the higher ups to get the change in motion. He technically did leave and get rehired at his new positon, meaning that he lost all his senority, that sorely pissed him off and he left a few years later.

  88. Beware NCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about getting hired with a big sounding title, then having to do DBA and development work AND provide 24/7 tech support where anyone in the world can call you, even if you are at home in bed?

    No, I mean, not just people in the company, but any of the customers.

    Oh yes, and you will make $10,000 less a year than just the development position would justify.

    The only service NCR Self-Service provides is a place for psychopathic managers to screw around with the nobility of work.