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  1. Re:Choices... on FBI Searches New Fed CIO Kundra's Former Offices · · Score: 1

    Spot on, AC. I very well could be a lazy and baised dickhead.

  2. Re:Choices... on FBI Searches New Fed CIO Kundra's Former Offices · · Score: 0, Troll

    Aw man, you got me. I concede. You're the master.

    All bow before Captain Splendid, Slashdot hero.

  3. Re:Choices... on FBI Searches New Fed CIO Kundra's Former Offices · · Score: 1

    LOL. You kiss your mother with that mouth? (assuming you know who she is)

  4. Re:Offtopic topic? on FBI Searches New Fed CIO Kundra's Former Offices · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And that's supposed to make us feel good?

    The guy was/is the head of that office. He either didn't know about the corruption (as the frigging FEDERAL CIO for the country, that might be a think he'd be expected to know about corruption in his own office) or he was in on it.

    Either way, for me, this is 100% a bad sign and should raise a huge red flag.

  5. Re:Choices... on FBI Searches New Fed CIO Kundra's Former Offices · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why the hell is this marked troll?

    It's a valid question.

    How many of Obama's choices have had either tax problems or scandals?

    Seriously, troll is 100% wrong moderation.

  6. Re:Nice reporting on Satellite Debris Forces ISS Crew Into Rescue Craft · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right. And I for one am beginning to question how they got 213 midgets and a donkey in the space station.

  7. 1 million dollars! on Mozilla Contemplates a Future Without Google · · Score: 1

    Blank check = bestest browser evar?

  8. Re:Putin's cronies need to be put down on Kremlin-Backed Nashi Admits Cyberattacking Estonia · · Score: 1

    I was thinking it was more of the "well she wouldn't have been raped if she wasn't dressed so skimpily" defense.

  9. Re:Aggression on Kremlin-Backed Nashi Admits Cyberattacking Estonia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Sir,

    I must tell you that I STRENUOUSLY OBJECT to the SARCASM inherent in your post.

    Please be advised that you will not receive another warning to tone down the sarcasm.

    If your sarcasm levels remain high with regards to the UN, we will be forced to send another letter EVEN MORE STRENUOUSLY OBJECTING THAN THIS ONE responding to your sarcasm.

    Have a wonderful, love-filled day.

    Yours forever,
    UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon

  10. Re:Correlation... on UK To Mull High Video Game Taxes — To Fight Knife Crime · · Score: 1

    Knives don't kill people. I kill people.

    boom, head-stab.

    What? I learned it all by playing manhunt.

  11. What an unfortunate name... on Using Lasers and Water Guns To Clean Space Debris · · Score: 1

    Poor Jim.

    The images remind me of Wall-E.

    That's not a good thing.

  12. Re:Duh, they're CRAP... on What Has Fox Got Against Its Own Sci-Fi Shows? · · Score: 1

    I agree. Fringe is fun, mainly because of the over-the-top wackiness of the show.

    I like putting my mind in park for 40 minutes or whatever and watching that show. If I want to be educated, I sure as heck don't watch Fox or any of the other "Big 4".

  13. Re:Heh on iTunes Gift Card Key System Cracked, Exploited · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, that would be feeding them to pigs after cutting them up with a chainsaw after paper cutting them to death after making them watch Mike Tyson eat their children. :-D

  14. Re:Why Is Health Care even in the Stimulus on Stimulus Avoids Serious Solutions For Health IT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This also goes to show that Republicans aren't really the party of small business.

    Neither party is the party of small business. They're the party of the party, for the party, by the party.

    It's not a democrats versus republican thing, it's an US versus Politicians thing.

  15. hmmm on iTunes Gift Card Key System Cracked, Exploited · · Score: 2, Funny

    use safari on your iPhone to buy the fake iTunes card.

    It's like curb stomping apple after you kick them in the nuts.

    More seriously, there's a good chance that if Apple does decide to change their key system that a lot of legitimate iTunes cards are gonna be rendered worthless.

    And that would suck.

  16. Re:Criticisms and a Better plan on Stimulus Avoids Serious Solutions For Health IT · · Score: 1

    Wow, you got all that out of the article?

    Good for you.

    All I got was that the guy is pissed off and wants people to play in his particular sandbox and not "some big companies".

  17. OK, help me out here... on Stimulus Avoids Serious Solutions For Health IT · · Score: 1

    Here's the last line of the rant/article:

    This time it is no different: 'All Electronic Medical Record software purchased with federal funds must be licensed under the Affero General Public License version 3.' This guarantees the requisite transparency. This needs to be written into the law yesterday to ensure our nations Health IT future is a bright one.

    So then, not knowing what the Affero GPL is, I go to wikipedia (yeah, I know, whatever, most of the time Wikipedia is good) to see what the heck this version of the GPL is. Apparently it closes an ASP loophole in the GPL. Anyway, while I'm reading that, I see that one of the authors of the Affero GPL is RMS, the other is Henry Poole. Henry Poole created a company called Affero which apparently "is a service which enables personal ratings and donations to causes on behalf of individuals who freely share with others."

    Ok. So the author is upset that the government isn't using Open Source software (I am assuming the Affero.com webpage is free, didn't look) and wants them to...because of security concerns?

    Is that it? Because the blog/rant/article reads like an angry rambling rant to me. Not trying to troll, just saying if this guy wants to be taken serious, stop with the "people have been telling me to tone it down" rhetoric. Post the facts, not emotion.

  18. Re:Misleading headline, and ActiveX on IE8 May Be End of the Line For Internet Explorer · · Score: 1

    Most people consider internet explorer to be "the internet".

    It's all they've ever known.

  19. Good for her... on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet she has some stories from "the old days" of being about the only female geek around.

    Good for her.

  20. Re:James Bamford, you've let us all down... on Norton Users Worried By PIFTS.exe, Stonewalling By Symantec · · Score: 1

    WHAT A MAROON!

    Dude, it was a joke. Lighten up Francis.

  21. Re:Please don't. on A High School Programming Curriculum For All Students? · · Score: 1

    It's a damned shame that you were modded troll. The troll moderation is NOT for modding down something you disagree with people.

    That said, your actual post is a little harsh dude.

  22. No on A High School Programming Curriculum For All Students? · · Score: 1

    No. Don't do it. Programming should still be an elective, not a required course for all students to take.

    A computer course that touches on programming and can be a gateway to a programming course should be the route you take. That way the students get the skills they'll need (not everyone has a computer at home, even in this age) for college/job/whathaveyou but they're not forced to take a class they may not want to.

    When I was in school, the only "programming" course that was available was Pascal. And it almost ruined computers for me as I honestly have 0 interest in programming.

    All that said, I do realize there are a lot of courses out there that kids are required to take that they have no interest in. However, a lot of those courses have legitimate "real-world" reasons, and programming isn't necessarily a "real world" reason for taking a course.

  23. Re:Rootkit? on Norton Users Worried By PIFTS.exe, Stonewalling By Symantec · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't guess it's a rootkit, I'd guess it's a silent recording/reporting tool...you know, so NAV can make sure you're not going somewhere you're not supposed to.

    They're there to protect you from yourself, Sir.

  24. P.I.F.T.S on Norton Users Worried By PIFTS.exe, Stonewalling By Symantec · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possible
    Information
    For
    Terrorist
    Sleeper cells

    Therefore...Norton* = Terrorist.

    *the slashdot user "Em Emalb" does not seriously think Norton supports terrorism, in fact, if the pounding on his door is any indicator, neither does Nort...)&(^#%)*&#^ stoptazingmePeterNorton! OWWW! Sonofa...that thing stings bro.

  25. James Bamford, you've let us all down... on Norton Users Worried By PIFTS.exe, Stonewalling By Symantec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How come you didn't mention the NSA's backdoor into NAV?

    For shame, sir, for shame.