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Using Lasers and Water Guns To Clean Space Debris

WSJdpatton writes "The collision between two satellites last month has renewed interest in some ideas for cleaning up the cloud of debris circling the earth. Some of the plans being considered: Using aging rockets loaded with water to dislodge the debris from orbit so it will burn up in the atmosphere; junk-zapping lasers; and garbage-collecting rockets."

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  1. What an unfortunate name... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

    Poor Jim.

    The images remind me of Wall-E.

    That's not a good thing.

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  2. Water is heavy by kcbanner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be extremely expensive to send large quantities of water into orbit (also, our water supply is limited we can't be throwing it into space!)?

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    1. Re:Water is heavy by Spazztastic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wouldn't it be extremely expensive to send large quantities of water into orbit (also, our water supply is limited we can't be throwing it into space!)?

      But it rains! The water will come right back down eventually!

      Don't question me. My logic is flawless.

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    2. Re:Water is heavy by KlomDark · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn! Shut up already! The average moron will totally believe your rain concept.

    3. Re:Water is heavy by sakdoctor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fine, use a powder made from AOL trial CDs. That's a limitless resource.

    4. Re:Water is heavy by Spazztastic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Damn! Shut up already! The average moron will totally believe your rain concept.

      Apparently they do, I just was modded insightful.

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    5. Re:Water is heavy by kjb542 · · Score: 0

      You're right... you know what else is expensive? Disposing of terrestrial waste... and come to think of it, making cars more fuel efficient is also pricey... to hell with nature, who's the boss around here?

    6. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (also, our water supply is limited we can't be throwing it into space!)?

      70% of the earth is covered by water. TFA didn't say blast clean drinking water into space.

      It's still an idiotic idea to blast water into space, just saying the resource is plentiful.

    7. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is likely that a lot of the water will come back to earth. In a LARGE number of years. The reason is that it will be used in LEO, and will have a relatively slow speed. IOW, it WILL come back slowly to earth.

    8. Re:Water is heavy by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Our water supply is not "limited" in any meaningful sense of the word, given the state of modern technology and engineering. All that Man has wrought pales in comparison to the vastness of the oceans.

      Now, our fresh-drinkable-water supplies in places that they can be effectively used for agriculture, industry, or residential populated areas, sure, that's an entirely different story altogether.

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    9. Re:Water is heavy by u38cg · · Score: 5, Funny

      More to the point, whoever proposed this idea seems to be completely unaware of the workings of orbital mechanics. Clue: the stuff is already falling. The problem is it keeps missing.

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    10. Re:Water is heavy by f0dder · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Won't the water just freeze and add to the debris problem?

    11. Re:Water is heavy by BlackSash · · Score: 1

      Water is heavy indeed, but then you don't need a lot of it to get the desired effect... There's 3 possible ways water can react when exposed to the low-pressure, cold emptuness of space: it can either)

      Vaporize instantly, basically turning it into a could of steam which would then freeze immediately and have enough mass to push small objects or,
      turn into a lump, or several lumps, due to the cold freezing the water almost instantly.

      Now these effects could happen both, to some degree, but I expect that the water will at least *partially* vaporize. That means that basically all you have to do is send a rocket up with say, 10 liters of water (10kg, 20lb) into high enough orbit to be above the debris field, and then expel it from the rocket *towards* the planet. The water will turn into a cloud of ice crystals, the great majority of which will be moving towards the earth, pulling along most of the minuscule particles and nudging the larger ones perhaps just enough to send them into a lower orbit, or destabilize them enough so they disintegrate further and will end up dragged along inside the frozen cloud like the smallest particles.

      Theoretically this is a good idea, but it hinges on some assumptions that I have made about both how water behaves in a -272C vacuum, and the fact that it is possible to direct it sufficiently to get the optimum effect. Spread it too wide and the cloud will not be 'solid' enough to do anything; spread it too thin and you're basically wasting a couple of million by not picking up enough debris.

      It's a tough one, for sure.

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    12. Re:Water is heavy by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it is likely that a lot of the water will come back to earth. In a LARGE number of years. The reason is that it will be used in LEO, and will have a relatively slow speed. IOW, it WILL come back slowly to earth.

      Quiet, you. You're bringing logic to this conversation.

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    13. Re:Water is heavy by needs2bfree · · Score: 1

      I dont see why we cant send up hydrogen. Light, will have more of an impact than radiation and is cheap, and hard to screw up, since if it explodes, no radiation, and is the most abundant element in space anyway. Scratch that, why send it up when we can get it from space in the first place?

    14. Re:Water is heavy by sg7jimr · · Score: 1

      Our supplies of fresh water are limited but there's an awful lot of water in the ocean and it doesn't say it has to be fresh water.

    15. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is likely that a lot of the water will come back to earth. In a LARGE number of years. The reason is that it will be used in LEO, and will have a relatively slow speed. IOW, it WILL come back slowly to earth.

      The same could be said of all the debris, but we want it shifted all the same.

    16. Re:Water is heavy by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It will freeze, but sublimation will take care of the problem.

    17. Re:Water is heavy by usman_ismail · · Score: 1

      Unless the water is very very luck its orbit will decay and it will fall back on to the Earth. Stable orbits are very difficult to achieve.

      But about the other point (water is heavy) you are right on the money there. I am just pulling this out of the air but won't using electromagnets to push/pull debris out of a stable orbit be cheaper. I mean all satellites must have some ferromagnetic material in them.

    18. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to hell all the concept about surface/volume ratios

    19. Re:Water is heavy by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clean, potable water is limited, we have cubic miles of stuff we can't drink or cook with... although clean sea water would be about perfectly seasoned for cooking pasta, rice, or potatoes. As for expense, it's expensive to lift anything into space, but if we don't do something soon, we are going to have to armor plate everything we send up just to get through the "shotgun zone" we are creating up there... lifting armored ships and payloads would also be expensive and would not help reduce the problem.

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    20. Re:Water is heavy by JumboMessiah · · Score: 5, Interesting

      True, most only really think of oil as being the next big thing to cause mass hysteria, but few realize that potable water is a dwindling resource in certain regions. Even the giant Ogallala aquifer in the central United States is showing increased rate of depletion (not to mention pollution).

      There are a few books on the subject.

    21. Re:Water is heavy by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, one idea is just freeze then on a big, thick ice "shield". Is like fire a gun on a big ice block

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    22. Re:Water is heavy by wsanders · · Score: 1

      The water would eventually re-enter the atmosphere, where it would burn up.

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    23. Re:Water is heavy by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

      You know, I haven't seen an AOL trial CD in the UK in YEARS.

    24. Re:Water is heavy by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      Not as expensive as having all your spacecraft shredded by debris.

      And nobody said it had to be pure, drinkable water. Besides, you could get it from someplace that has a lot of water (Great Lakes for example). You'd only need a couple tons probably, which isn't very much. A few swimming pools.

    25. Re:Water is heavy by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      It depends on the method used to disperse it. If done right, it should be a fine enough mist to not form ice chunks, or they would be small enough to sublimate quickly.

      Another possibility is to use liquid nitrogen instead of water.

    26. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK - stop all yoru shash:

      Water is limited, is it? What do you think is created in vast quantities BY THE ROCKET ITSELF!! Hydrogen/Oxygen liquid rocket? -do the maths. Space rockets make huge rain clouds that precipitate after a few minutes

      besides: how are we going to lose any water when it says that it will burn up in our own atmosphere. That doesn't mean the water will be incinerated and lost forever! at most it will seperate into hydrogen and oxygen, ready for the next rocket.

    27. Re:Water is heavy by thewiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah! We already send large quantities of water into orbit - astronauts! How about using the urine they produce to alter the orbits of space junk? Anyone have an idea on how to let an astronaut piss out of their spacesuit without decompressing?

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    28. Re:Water is heavy by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wasn't aware that water was flammable. I'll notify the fire department that they need to rethink their strategy.

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    29. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1999 called and wants its joke back.

    30. Re:Water is heavy by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      He doesn't see any problem with creating sprays of water droplets that will freeze into clouds of bits of ice traveling at thousands of miles per hour? Granted they will sublimate over time but until that happens you have a bit of a problem.

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    31. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use salt water. We've got a bunch of that!

    32. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vaporize instantly, basically turning it into a could of steam which would then freeze immediately

      Steam is probably a lot less likely to freeze without an atmosphere than you think.

    33. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be extremely expensive to send large quantities of water into orbit (also, our water supply is limited we can't be throwing it into space!)?

      Yeah, and water's scarce too, so we in the UK are prepared to send several rocket loads of CHAVS to start clearing up the debris by hand. Heh, we have hordes of them so its not as if we're going to run out anytime now. At least our prisons won't be quite as full..

    34. Re:Water is heavy by snowraver1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but magnetic force is an inverse of the distance squared. The further away the object is, you need exponentionally more power. If you wanted to pull something out of orbit, you would cause devistation as all metal objects (cars, buildings, etc) in a large area would be propelled towards your magnetic source at hypersonic speeds.

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    35. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the water burns up in the atmosphere - where is your God then?

    36. Re:Water is heavy by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Bonus: if we just suck in a bunch of seawater, put it on a rocket, and shoot it at debris to clean it up, there's a possibility that we will accidentally shoot a scuba diver out into space. Which would tickle my sick sense of humor at least.

    37. Re:Water is heavy by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      I am not a climate scientist, but isn't there an issue with getting water vapor in the high atmosphere? AFAIK, water vapor doesn't usually get to go that high in our atmosphere.

    38. Re:Water is heavy by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Then what will happen to the urine recycling program where the astronauts drink their own pee? Then we'd have to start sending more water into orbit with them.

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    39. Re:Water is heavy by usman_ismail · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I did not mean pull it down from earth I mean send a satellite which gets close to an object and uses a short pulse of magnetic force to pull it off course. It really does not take a lot of force to break an orbit. The only problem I can foresee is that you need the object's orbit to decay rapidly otherwise it may cause other collisions.

    40. Re:Water is heavy by edgr · · Score: 1

      few realize that potable water is a dwindling resource in certain regions.

      Certainly in Australia people are well aware of this. See for example www.ourwater.vic.gov.au. The major daily newspapers have the current supply level of reservoirs every day.

    41. Re:Water is heavy by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wouldn't it be extremely expensive to send large quantities of water into orbit...?

      The water is actually for the sharks. Space-junk shot by lasers, lasers go onto sharks, sharks go into water, water goes into space. Keep up, this isn't rocket science...

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    42. Re:Water is heavy by slugstone · · Score: 0

      can it be gray water? I have some in my septic system for use.

      PS I always wanted to get some of my shit in space.

    43. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to put out burning rocket fuel with water and see how fast you realize why it's called h2o...

    44. Re:Water is heavy by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      How much water would you need to clean the entire orbit though? It would seem the 10kg would only be good for so long. A continuous stream for 4 or 5 hours might be enough to clean each orbit if it's wide enough.

    45. Re:Water is heavy by ca111a · · Score: 1

      >water supply is limited
      Oh, but that would counteract the global warming sea level rise!

    46. Re:Water is heavy by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be extremely expensive to send large quantities of water into orbit (also, our water supply is limited we can't be throwing it into space!)?

      That's a good point. Plus how will the water stay liquid? And what if it doesn't come out as a spray. I bet it would suck to get hit with a big frozen ice block in orbit.

      The US should fix this problem the way they fix everything else: Hire a bunch of illegal immigrants or people from a 3rd world country to go up there and pick all the junk out of orbit!

    47. Re:Water is heavy by codegen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ice sublimates into water vapor. This is the reason your ice cubes shrink in a frost free refrigerator. The lower the vapor pressure, the faster it sublimates.

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    48. Re:Water is heavy by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Most launches use the Earth's rotation to provide a "boost" in velocity...
      Couldn't they just fire the things in the other direction? Or in a polar orbit?

    49. Re:Water is heavy by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      What does the Ogallala aquifier have to do with this idea?
      Not only will unfiltered water from the ocean work just as well for this purpose, but the ocean also happens to be much closer to Cape Canaveral than the aquifier.

    50. Re:Water is heavy by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Why does it need to stay liquid? a small elplosive suspended in the ice would work.

    51. Re:Water is heavy by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahhh, but how much time? The extremely low pressure would sublimate the mist rather quickly, and anything larger can be tracked for the few weeks it is up there...

    52. Re:Water is heavy by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      You confuse a self-oxydizing reaction and water being flammable.

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    53. Re:Water is heavy by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      I live right above the middle of that aquifer. Wells for drinking and irrigation are strictly regulated. Farm irrigation wells are fitted with remote shutoff valves controlled by the public power and irrigation district. Soil runoff is an ongoing problem. Still, the average level is declining. The nearby lake is a surface extension of the aquifer, and the beach is almost a mile wide these days (compared to perhaps 1/4 mile when I moved here 3+ years ago).

      As for orbital debris, why lasers? Why not use an electron or ion beam and take advantage of induced electrostatic forces within the debris field?

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    54. Re:Water is heavy by InfoJunkie777 · · Score: 1

      Sea water is pretty cheap. I guess the idea is the ice makes the debris heavier, thus changing the orbit of the object, hopefully into a decaying orbit.

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    55. Re:Water is heavy by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      More to the point, whoever proposed this idea seems to be completely unaware of the workings of orbital mechanics. Clue: the stuff is already falling. The problem is it keeps missing.

      Looks to me like he knows exactly what he's talking about - and is out to tweak the orbits of the debris chunks so they stop missing. (Actually, so they spend part of their orbit in atmosphere thick enough to make the orbit decay in a timescale shorter than decades.)

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    56. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article in WSJ does not clearly state that the water would be lofted on a ballistic flight path and will NOT orbit or add to the debris problem.
      Author

    57. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all you need to do is run the command: System.gc()
      should clean up everything.

    58. Re:Water is heavy by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Is this for aiming the water or just dropping water and hoping some of it hits something on the way down?

    59. Re:Water is heavy by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      If that worked, the leaky toilets on the ISS would have solved the problem long ago...

      Besides, unless they match orbits with the pieces of junk they would be moving to fast to hit. All your method would encourage is a contest to see who can 'write their name' on the side of the shuttle first.

    60. Re:Water is heavy by needs2bfree · · Score: 1

      space is huge. You'd have to spend an awful lot of effort to collect even a gram of the stuff.

      I was under the (perhaps mistaken) impression that solar winds brought this stuff mostly for free. I suppose the scoop needed to collect it would be huge though. Still, the amount that can be taken into orbit can be significant. I mean if we can get something like Hubble up there, a tank of H2 shouldnt be that hard.

    61. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1999 called and wants its joke back.

      1996 called, David Spade wants his joke back.

    62. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that much salt is appropriate for cooking pasta, remind me never to eat over at your place on spaghetti night.

      (Also, the right amount of salt to cook rice with is "none".)

    63. Re:Water is heavy by Narnie · · Score: 1

      The water is actually for the sharks. Space-junk shot by lasers, lasers go onto sharks, sharks go into water, water goes into space. Keep up, this isn't rocket science...

      This matches my mental image of Sarah Palin going "pew! pew!" as she tries to explain how the lasers on the sharks will clean up the space debris.

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    64. Re:Water is heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the ice-caps are melting and we'll all have to worry about drowning, I think* we'll soon have a lot more water than we want.

      * - If the hippies are right

    65. Re:Water is heavy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      You know, I haven't seen an AOL trial CD in the UK in YEARS.

      They're all wallpapering Peet's living room wall.

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    66. Re:Water is heavy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      True, most [people] only really think of

      ...food, sex, money (or some permutation of those). Or, to put it more accurately (by being less precise), most people don't think much, if at all.

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    67. Re:Water is heavy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      As for orbital debris, why lasers? Why not use an electron or ion beam and take advantage of induced electrostatic forces within the debris field?

      Errr, because electron or ion beams are composed of particles with a net charge and so will

      1. diverge, due to the repulsion of electron on electron;
      2. and therefore, decrease in power at the target (power parallels amount of light pressure or surface ablation, and therefore to deflection, and it's deflection that you really want);
      3. Also, over the ranges involved, even the relatively weak magnetic field of the Earth is enough to make a straight line (to a charged particle) a non-straight line (to a light or radar photon). That makes aiming much, much harder.
      4. Also, those very induced electrostatic (or magnetic) forces you invoke will of necessity be locally variable through the depth dimension of the debris field, meaning that you're making your aiming task even harder.

      I'm reminded of Larry Niven's line in The Mote in Gods Eye : "We juggle priceless eggs in variable gravity."

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    68. Re:Water is heavy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I mean all satellites must have some ferromagnetic material in them.

      ummm, Run that past me again. All satellites must have some ferromagnetic material in them? I don't recall seeing that constraint in the laws of motion or gravity (which is what determines whether something become an escapee, an impactor, or a satellite).

      OK, assuming that while you wrote what you wrote, you meant to write something along the lines of "all artificial satellites must have some ferromagnetic components in their structure, somewhere." But to be honest, I think that even there you're on pretty thin ice. If there's steel capable of achieving a certain stiffness for X kilogrammes of launch weight ... the likelihood is very high that you can achieve the same stiffness for about X/2 kilogrammes by using either aircraft-grade aluminium or titanium. Neither of these are ferromagnetic.

      Yes, the Al or Ti parts would cost a factor of [several] more than the equivalent iron or steel ones ; but launch costs of the order of 10000/kilogramme will pay for an awful lot of replacing iron or steel with Al or Ti.

      That's one point. But let's briefly posit that steel bolts (for example) do turn out to be the most economic solution, and so all commercial satellites include steel bolts. (We'll exclude the occasional weird scientific or military satellite with a dire need to be non-magnetic.) So, you have a satellite with steel bolts - which gets involved in a collision and fragmented.

      90% of your fragments are going to be of aircraft aluminium or titanium (or circuit boards, hoses, etc) ; and 10% of steel bolts. Most of the debris cloud isn't going to be ferromagnetic.

      Thin ice out there, and global warming is coming! I'd head for shore, if I were you.

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    69. Re:Water is heavy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Granted they will sublimate over time but until that happens you have a bit of a problem.

      As tubal-Cain points out - how long is the "over time".
      This is eminently suitable to experiment.

      I'd bet good money that it would make a big difference to the sublimation time whether the water was dyed something dark or whether the water was more or less clean.

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    70. Re:Water is heavy by usman_ismail · · Score: 1

      I did mean synthetic satellites and I guess you are right about the Aluminum and Titanium but in my defense I did preface my statement by saying "I am just pulling this out of the air"

    71. Re:Water is heavy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ...but in my defense I did preface my statement by saying "I am just pulling this out of the air"

      I've never been able to understand why people think that this is some sort of valid defence for being inaccurate (or, for that matter, poor spelling or sloppy grammar).

      After all, it takes longer to TYPE a message than it does to do some fact checking ; spelling checkers are ubiquitous (I assume that you're using an open-source browser - I don't know if the proprietary browsers have managed to catch up yet) ; grammar is free to anyone.
      I suppose that if you thought your comments were of no importance, that might explain it, but that then begs the question of why you bothered to write the comment.
      Or maybe you think that your opinions are of no importance, in which case the fact that I chose to answer you may adjust your self-esteem appropriately upwards.
      Maybe you think that your comments online aren't a part of the permanent record and that you may not have to live with the impression you create for the rest of your life? You may be right, but I wouldn't stake my career on that being the case.

      (I'm not picking on you personally - I've simply never been able to comprehend the mindset that thinks that permanently-recorded public comments don't deserve at least a modicum of care about their composition before you attach your name to them. There may be a number of Usman Ismail in the world, but you're not going to be able to run away from the name for your whole life. There aren't many Aidan Karleys in the world either, so I tend to expect my comments to follow me about.)

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  3. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since space is a "near" vacuum wouldn't the water flash to steam instantly and be useless?

    1. Re:Huh? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since space is a "near" vacuum wouldn't the water flash to steam instantly and be useless?

      The enthalpy of vaporization for water is very large. On exposure to vacuum, immediately the water will begin to boil. This will very rapidly cool the water so that most of it ends up freezing (the enthalpy of fusion is comparatively much lower). Not only does this make mathematical sense, but it's witnessed daily on vacuum lines in labs.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get it now. We won't have to worry about space junk but millions of chunks of ice whizzing around at 17,000 miles an hour.

  4. Obrigatory by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

    Sharks can fly to space?

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    1. Re:Obrigatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Sharks can fly to space?

      That's what the water is for.

    2. Re:Obrigatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they need the water guns. So that they can get the sharks with friggin lasers on their heads into outer space. Brilliant!

    3. Re:Obrigatory by usman_ismail · · Score: 2, Funny

      This Summer, coming to a theater near you, Jaws, in space, WITH A FRIGGIN LASER ON ITS HEAD!!!!

  5. Water? by theReal-Hp_Sauce · · Score: 1

    I've not read TFA yet as I'm just on my way out the door but...

    We are already approaching a world wide water shortage are we not? What possible good could come of firing water into space? Even the dirty stuff needs to stay on the planet, as it will never be replaced once it's gone.

    -hps

    1. Re:Water? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Send up seawater. Don't think there's gonna be a shortage of that in many million years. Hell, everyone keeps complaining about Venice slowly sinking into the rising ocean.

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    2. Re:Water? by TreyGeek · · Score: 1

      But it's perfect. As the polar ice caps melt, the oceans rise and will one day flood out coastal cities. So, we start now by exporting salt water into space thus saving the world! (Or at least coastal cities from flooding.)

    3. Re:Water? by xch13fx · · Score: 1

      Send up seawater. Don't think there's gonna be a shortage of that in many million years. Hell, everyone keeps complaining about Venice slowly sinking into the rising ocean.

      Yea and the huge flood that global warming is sure to incur. It might be a good idea to start bailing the water out now.

      A little OT but I wonder if this came about during the same brainstorming session that is trying to figure out how to accidentally push space junk into China's upcoming space stations.

    4. Re:Water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeas, we all need huge or little ice chunks and ice crystals floating around in orbit and punching through different hardware.
      Afterwards we can send rows and rows of brave astro and other nauts with flame throwers to clean up the ice ;)... of wait it will not work

      And wouldnt the laser fire create little molten chunks of meal? I dont see a complete 100% destruction of orbiting stuff with a laser beam. Even a dust sized chunk can puncture almost everything at orbital speeds.

    5. Re:Water? by fataugie · · Score: 1

      We are already approaching a world wide water shortage are we not?

      No, we're not. Take a look at the earth from space....75% water. WTF?

      Do you mean Drinkable water? Why the fuck would we send bottled water to space when salt water or mud puddle water would work just as well?

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    6. Re:Water? by mikeee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Given the price of launching things to space, you could use scotch whiskey instead and it wouldn't affect the cost or feasibility of this plan.

    7. Re:Water? by usman_ismail · · Score: 1

      I've not read TFA yet as I'm just on my way out the door but...

      We are already approaching a world wide water shortage are we not? What possible good could come of firing water into space? Even the dirty stuff needs to stay on the planet, as it will never be replaced once it's gone.

      -hps

      Global warming is causing sea levels to rise we have to get rid of the extra water some how.

    8. Re:Water? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck would we send bottled water to space when salt water or mud puddle water would work just as well

      Well, it would be nice to have some sort of legitimate use for all that "sparkling" bottled water you see in the shops.

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    9. Re:Water? by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Send up seawater. Don't think there's gonna be a shortage of that in many million years. Hell, everyone keeps complaining about Venice slowly sinking into the rising ocean.

      Yea and the huge flood that global warming is sure to incur. It might be a good idea to start bailing the water out now.

      A little OT but I wonder if this came about during the same brainstorming session that is trying to figure out how to accidentally push space junk into China's upcoming space stations.

      OMG we should, like, totally send up ice from the south pole!

      </ohgodpleasedon'tanybodytakemeseriously>

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    10. Re:Water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Earth gets 20-40 million tons of water a year from space.

      Since the objective is to knock junk out of orbit, the water payload won't stay in orbit anyhow.

    11. Re:Water? by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      I would think that pure, filtered water would be sent to space. Salt water is heavier than fresh water. Also, if the plan is to reduce stuff in space, then dirty "mud puddle water" would not help that cause.

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    12. Re:Water? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Given the price of launching things to space, you could use scotch whiskey instead and it wouldn't affect the cost or feasibility of this plan.

      Then why aren't the astronauts eating lobster tail and caviar?

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    13. Re:Water? by fataugie · · Score: 1

      I was responding more directly to the fact that we're not "running out of water".
      Sending a giang Super Soaker into space is fucking looney tunes idea any way you slice it.

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  6. Good by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    I hope it's done safely and wisely, but it desperately needs to be done. BTW, the image in the article looks like the kml feed from STRATCOM reported in /. back in Sept 08.

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/05/1231228

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  7. OS/400? VMS? TSO/ISPF? UNIX? by mmell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, you'll need real hardware to go with that.

  8. Ok, now serious, really by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, jokes apart now hehe.

    Someone writes on slashdot days ago about the interesting idea of put a "shield" on space made with a plastic soft container, for example a large plastic bag. fills then with water, the water frozens and you get a good ice shield to put on path of debris. once the shield caugth the debris then can send back to Earth on a planned reentry or ejected to deep space

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    1. Re:Ok, now serious, really by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doesn't work. The impactors will just break loose pieces of the ice. There has been some thought put into using Aerogel, since it has density low enough to not explode when hit by something going very. fucking. fast.

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    2. Re:Ok, now serious, really by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      The plastic bag is just to the ice not drift away when inpacted (and to control shape on solidification). And i are thinking on a big ice shield, a one big enougth to not "explode" on every debris inpact. Think on something like firing a gun against a thick ice wall, this is the idea.

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    3. Re:Ok, now serious, really by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The plastic bag is just to the ice not drift away when inpacted (and to control shape on solidification).

      Slow down there, son, your error rate is climbing into the unacceptable range.

      A plastic bag can't control the shape of ice much when it solidifies. You can try the experiment at home in your own freezer if you don't believe me. Now imagine trying that in an environment where all your water wants to boil as soon as you get it out of the container.

      And i are thinking on a big ice shield, a one big enougth to not "explode" on every debris inpact.

      Is you? It doesn't work like that, though, because an ice crystal can't distribute the force of the impact very efficiently. The impactors are going to break loose chips of ice. Some of them will actually be going faster than the impactors, albeit with much less energy due to substantially decreased mass. Ice doesn't necessarily behave the way you expect. This goes double in vacuum.

      Think on something like firing a gun against a thick ice wall, this is the idea.

      Have you ever done this? I suggest you not try this experiment, although I'd love to watch you: 1) get a gun, you obviously don't have much experience with projectile impacts. 2) put the heaviest sheet of plastic you can find over an ice wall. 3) stand close, and fire away. Observe how many ice chips come flying back at velocities well exceeding the speed at which they might cause you harm. 4) Back to the drawing board!

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    4. Re:Ok, now serious, really by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have an idea how quickly frozen water sublimates in a vacuum?

      It's possible that any ice chunks would turn to water vapor fast enough to not pose a problem for other orbiting objects.

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    5. Re:Ok, now serious, really by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Read "Songs from a distant Earth", from Clarke ( http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Distant-Earth-Arthur-Clarke/dp/0345322401 ). You assume too much about me, and lacks a good "lets try, why not?".

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    6. Re:Ok, now serious, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wrong and wrong.

      Clouds of water aren't meant to freeze solid and become some kind of ice wall. Rather a cloud of ice particles or even water vapor would collide with the debris and impart drag which will reduce the debris velocity, which will cause the debris to impact the atmosphere and burn up faster than it otherwise would. The water hastens what would happen eventually. Most of the water is also recycled in the process.

      On Aerogel, you are completely wrong. Tiny particles from the sun or comets impacting a relatively larger Aerogel "tennis racket" works. But larger pieces of Aerogel are extremely fragile. The stuff shatters when dropped. Little fragments of it go bouncing off everywhere, immediately followed by a bunch of people in lab coats trying to recover all the bits because the stuff is so damn valuable.

      SO put a suitably sized amount of Aerogel in orbit and hit it with even small pieces of debris and suddenly you have the same debris AND a huge cloud of Aerogel fragments.

      I do not think we need to fill earth's orbit with people in lab coats trying to pick up billions of Aerogel fragments. It would look funny but not practical.

    7. Re:Ok, now serious, really by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You assume too much about me, and lacks a good "lets try, why not?".

      The "why not" is because people have already tried simulations of things like this and discovered that they are basically unworkable. At the relative velocities we're talking about, the bag is likely to be fractured on impact. Ice is brittle. Probably the leading authority in the field today is Bigelow Aerospace which is actually doing something about impactors (i.e. building flexible, nominally self-sealing structures.) But once again, probably the most plausible material for making a space "broom" is Aerogel, because it doesn't fracture and equally importantly, it helps prevent impactors from fracturing. Finally, there is no. fucking. way. we are EVER going to put enough water into orbit to form a substantially-sized shield. Do the math and you will find that it is utterly unfeasible. So the "why not?" comes down to simple questions before we ever even HAVE to talk about whether it would work or not: how many kilos is a liter (for example) of water, and how much does it cost to put that many kilos in orbit? Go forth and do the math and you will give up on this silly icebag idea.

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    8. Re:Ok, now serious, really by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, I sorry. I apologize for feeding a troll like you, this will not happen again. I are the type of people then try, and if fails, try to search what are the problem and try again until get success someday. Lucky, i are not you.

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    9. Re:Ok, now serious, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sufficient firepower reduces the need to stand close.

    10. Re:Ok, now serious, really by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      I don't think drinkypoo was trolling you. It looks more to me like he's simply espousing his view that the idea is infeasible - laughably so.

      I put to you that your real objection is with the GP's tone of mild exasperation. Understandable perhaps, as your reply does seem to rather deliberately miss his point. You then go on to press a personal attack in preference to addressing the issue.

      Is this not in itself an example of trollish behaviour?

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    11. Re:Ok, now serious, really by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have an idea how quickly frozen water sublimates in a vacuum?

      When you think about it, you won't be surprised to find that the answer depends on the temperature of the frozen water.

      Vapour pressure varies as the [something] power of the temperature, for most materials at most temperatures.

      Mass loss [per unit time] from your ice block is going to be proportional to the vapour pressure.

      Duration of the ice block is going to be proportional to the mass-loss rate and the initial mass.

      The experimental procedure relevant to your question is that of "freeze drying". Despite ... well, before I go into a description, check the Wikipedia article. As the article points out, heaters are sometimes used in the drying chamber to increase the sample's temperature (and thus the vapour pressure and thus the mass loss rate) under the vacuum. One would expect the industrial manufacturers of such equipment to have fairly extensive data about the low-temperature vapour pressure of water (and other volatile materials - e.g. urea, ammonia, simple lipids - of relevance to drying biological materials) ; whether such data is more widely available ... I can't be bothered looking. I searched a while ago for the corresponding "equation of state" for water at high temperatures (with relevance to supercritical water in geological environments), but never found the detailed data on the 'Net.

      It's possible that any ice chunks would turn to water vapor fast enough to not pose a problem for other orbiting objects.

      Very possible. Over a human timescale, we see comets decaying in their activity as a consequence of in-space sublimation. In particular, the mass loss and the "jet effects" alters the orbit in ways that can't be explained by gravitational forces alone.

      In another message on this thread I said that I thought the colour of the ice produced would significantly affect the lifetime of the ices. Given what I say above about the temperature of the ice affecting the vapour pressure and so on, you should now see my train of reasoning.

      There is an apocryphal story that the same line of reasoning lead to the introduction of lead into petrol.

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  9. Well, armchair rocket science here... by guruevi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But aren't all of those 'solutions' already considered?

    Space garbage zapping: You'll end up with particles and debris that is smaller and more difficult to track. Given a speck of paint in space has the same effect as a bullet on earth I don't know if we really want that.

    Space garbage collecting: However you try to do it, your spacecraft would have to either maneuver very very well in order not to be destroyed itself (making even more debris) or have such heavy shields that would make it nigh impossible to get into space.

    Space pushing into the atmosphere: Just like garbage collecting, your spacecraft will have to be careful. On the other hand it would also be possible that with a slight miscalculation you push it into an orbit that's either much more dangerous (if it bounces instead of incinerates) or more difficult to track and clean up. Next to that some things might just give other side effects here on earth. What do you think would happen if you push an old satellite with some type of nuclear fuel into the atmosphere and it doesn't burn up completely the way you want it to and it basically becomes a dirty bomb in high orbit.

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    1. Re:Well, armchair rocket science here... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

      What do you think would happen if you push an old satellite with some type of nuclear fuel into the atmosphere and it doesn't burn up completely the way you want it to and it basically becomes a dirty bomb in high orbit.

      ZOMG!!!! You're giving terrorists ideas!! I'm reporting you!!!

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    2. Re:Well, armchair rocket science here... by thedonger · · Score: 1

      In the field of armchair chaos theory, I would like to propose the sudden convergence of every (co-spheroid-planar?) orbit upon on singular point. Or if you prefer the more Hollywood version, they unite to form a malevolent intelligence bent on the destruction of mankind. I think either would be pretty cool.

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    3. Re:Well, armchair rocket science here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But aren't all of those 'solutions' already considered?

      The solution is simple: Mine sweeping retirees on the beach have been training for this assignment for years.

    4. Re:Well, armchair rocket science here... by doctor_nation · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zapping: This isn't what you think. The idea is to ablate one side of the debris so it de-orbits, rather than making it into smaller pieces.

      Collecting: Probably not easy.

      Adding atmosphere: interesting point about de-orbiting bad things, but the de-orbiting is going to happen anyway if these things are in a low enough orbit to be a debris problem. Adding density to space will just accelerate the deorbit.

    5. Re:Well, armchair rocket science here... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      On the other hand it would also be possible that with a slight miscalculation you push it into an orbit that's either much more dangerous (if it bounces instead of incinerates) or more difficult to track and clean up.

      Ignoring minor perturbations from the Moon and Sun's gravity, orbits of the Earth are ellipses.

      If it "bounces" (more like "skips") due to aerodynamic effects in the upper atmosphere it will still be in a thick-atmosphere-intersecting orbit afterward (and all the pieces will be if it comes apart). So it will be back shortly - and repeatedly if necessary - to get slowed down some more. If it's a shape that deflects a lot and randomly you might not know exactly where each loop will be pointed. But you'll always know that the bottom part is in about the same place and the top part is lower with every pass.

      Deceleration on the near-earth side of the orbit lowers the far-earth side of it, and vice-versa. Once the orbit is intersecting significant atmosphere you have to apply a LOT of delta-V in an orbit RAISING direction in the part of the orbit FARTHEST from the earth to raise the perigee out to something thinner. That's not going to happen accidentally.

      This is not a game of billiards. It will take a LOT more than a SLIGHT miscalculation on a delta-V application intended to put something into the atmosphere to accidentally put it somewhere more dangerous than it already is.

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    6. Re:Well, armchair rocket science here... by eyendall · · Score: 1

      Even my four year-old grandson knows that all you need to do is tie a garbage truck to the nose of a big rocket and send it up there to do its job.

  10. World wide water shortage? Hardly by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Potable water is mostly at its limits in many areas of the world because of politics, science has had the answer for along time and there has been ample money available, where it is allowed.

    Plus politics is a great way of creating shortages where none existed. I live the perfect example of this, where it was decided years ago in some Federal Court that some mussels and some barges needed the water more than humans for who the damn was created form decades ago.

    I won't even get into how much people waste in the states watering their lawns, I swear some of my neighbors could fill a pool a week.

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  11. Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by Tangential · · Score: 1

    Watch Thursdays at 8 for the wacky antics and hijinks of a hilarious team of orbiting garbage collectors as they circle the planet collecting debris and aiming it at ex-Spouses, in-laws etc... back on Earth.

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    1. Re:Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      team of orbiting garbage collectors

      Damn, the recession must be hitting the rocket scientists REALLY hard for them to resort to garbage collection.

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    2. Re:Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by escherblacksmith · · Score: 1

      I liked both of the previous related shows . . . Salvage 1 and Quark Brilliant idea, BRILLIANT!

    3. Re:Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it is already done ...
      Planetes [animenewsnetwork]

    4. Re:Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have an anime about that.
      Its called Planetes.

      Pretty damn good actually.

    5. Re:Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by SLot · · Score: 2, Funny

      It will never last on Fox.

    6. Re:Hmmm. I think I smell a sitcom in this... by herring0 · · Score: 1

      Well, you could get Sidney J. Furie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094074/ from Superman 4 and make sure that it doesn't stay on the air. Though to be honest it sounds more like something you'd see on the BBC.

  12. Water???? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not only would lofting water into space be a colossal waste of energy and water, it would only exacerbate the problem!

    IMHO the only 'clean' way to deorbit debris is to add energy to the debris in the retrograde direction without using additional mass, which means photons. Laser pulses could do it either by radiation pressure directly (huge laser), or by pulses that ablate the debris slightly (creates tiny beads of additional debris).

    Electron/proton beams would work as well, as would alpha particles, but they'd pose a risk to humans in space. In fact, using charged particles might induce a charge on the debris that would then help direct the debris toward it's doom (debris vector, Earth's magnetic field, right hand rule....whatever).

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    1. Re:Water???? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not only would lofting water into space be a colossal waste of energy and water, it would only exacerbate the problem!

      IMHO the only 'clean' way to deorbit debris is to add energy to the debris in the retrograde direction without using additional mass, which means photons. Laser pulses could do it either by radiation pressure directly (huge laser), or by pulses that ablate the debris slightly (creates tiny beads of additional debris).

      Electron/proton beams would work as well, as would alpha particles, but they'd pose a risk to humans in space. In fact, using charged particles might induce a charge on the debris that would then help direct the debris toward it's doom (debris vector, Earth's magnetic field, right hand rule....whatever).

      You do know that electrons/protons/alpha particles have mass, right?

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    2. Re:Water???? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should just pick up some rocks on the Moon and fire them at the debris. We could build a base there to mine and build rocks of the appropriate size and man the launchers. Won't be easy work, living on the moon. It can be a harsh mistress.

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    3. Re:Water???? by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      Well, no, you'd waste a lot more time and energy firing lasers to ablate tiny pieces of debris. Sending up a rocket with a couple tons of water would be relatively cheap. And the water would turn to vapor (if done right), so it would essentially just create a band of increased density that would increase the drag on all pieces of the debris at once, without causing additional debris. Over time, the water would deorbit as well due to gravity and return to Earth.

    4. Re:Water???? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      As I noted, the only MASSLESS way would be photons, which electrons, etc aren't. New paragraph, new idea. I mentioned the others since there are already great gobs of them flying around every time the sun decides to burp. They would quickly be channeled toward the poles by the Earth's magnetic field and be quickly eliminated as a hazard.

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    5. Re:Water???? by mikael · · Score: 1

      A strong enough magnetic field might be enough to warp the metal stuff into an orbit that burns up in the atmosphere. Or maybe it could be designed to collect the fragments into large blocks that could be sent down individually.

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    6. Re:Water???? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I intended for the ablation to provide enough momentum change for the particle to deorbit, not to lase it enough to eliminate it.

      I would think your band of higher density would be dangerous, given that tiny particles of water have a nasty habit of sticking together and forming larger chunks (like a comet, say). Even by themselves, how much damage would a tiny retrograde water crystal do hitting a prograde satellite?

      Without knowing the drag function on water vapor, it'd be hard to say how long it would stay up.

      I like the idea of lofting a slowly-rotating honkin' aerogel disk many 100's of meters (or perhaps kilometers) in diameter. How cool would that be? You probably could see it from the Earth, and pay for it with advertisements on the disk! 8-(

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    7. Re:Water???? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      That would only work if the material were ferromagnetic, or at least highly diamagnetic or paramagnetic if you could generate an immense field (we're talking about yank-the-aircraft-carrier-into-orbit fields). Alas, most materials used in spacecraft are aluminum, titanium, or other non-ferromagnetic materials.

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    8. Re:Water???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are easy to loft up and easy to generate ON site.

      Even just a simple laser that lights the item up might be enough to change its orbit enough ... As you pointed light does have mass...

      Doesnt have to punch a hole thru it or anything.

      Unfortunatly the problem is picking an orbit that is not worse.

      Water is probably a bad idea as you end up with thousands of little shards of water that are just as hard as some of the stuff it is trying to deflect. It is cold in space...

    9. Re:Water???? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Not only would lofting water into space be a colossal waste of energy and water, . . .

      Well, a colossal waste of energy to be sure. But, as wastes of water go, a few tens or hundreds of tonnes is, as they say, not even a drop in the bucket. That's on the order of a 50-meter swimming pool or three, or the annual water usage of a few dozen people.

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    10. Re:Water???? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Could you use an ion beam to give these materials a net charge?

      Any object with a net charge would experience drag from the Earth's magnetic field, speeding it's eventual demise in the Earth's atmosphere.

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    11. Re:Water???? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Not only would lofting water into space be a colossal waste of energy and water, it would only exacerbate the problem!

      How?

      We're talking about squirting it at the debris in a deorbiting direction - which also puts any water that misses back into the atmosphere. Meanwhile the water that hits turns to steam and joins the rest of the tenuous upper atmosphere - eventually working its way down (except for the bit that random-walks up the gravity well, gets past the magnetopause, and gets blown away by solar wind).

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    12. Re:Water???? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought- these objects are moving in a giant EM field, let's charge them up and let them enjoy their new (unstable) orbits. It would take longer and wouldn't be as dramatic as blowing them up, but it would probably be cheaper and more effective. Small pieces might be hard to target, but that is a solvable problem.

    13. Re:Water???? by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think water is a more dangerous proposition due to the possibility of ice chunks forming. I think just using N2 might work better than water because of that.

      I meant just deorbiting via ablation as well- if you try to target and ablate every piece enough to deorbit it...well it will take a very long time and a lot of energy. I like the increased drag approach because it will affect everything, from paint chips to discarded boosters.

    14. Re:Water???? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      As I noted, the only MASSLESS way would be photons, which electrons, etc aren't. New paragraph, new idea. I mentioned the others since there are already great gobs of them flying around every time the sun decides to burp. They would quickly be channeled toward the poles by the Earth's magnetic field and be quickly eliminated as a hazard.

      I didn't notice your "as well," and you're correct. Honestly, though, any water sent into orbit would sublime in minutes to days, depending on the size of the droplets/chunks. Also, the water required for this is essentially zero, so it's not colossal waste of water. It would cost a massive amount of energy, though, which is the real downside of the idea.

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    15. Re:Water???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your talking about mythical pools, the fuel pumps on the shuttle could empty a large back yard pool in less than a second.

    16. Re:Water???? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I mentioned that here. I didn't work out the B cross v of it, but it has promise. Note that even if the debris is accelerated away from the Earth, it still changes the eccentricity of its orbit so that it will dip into the atmosphere and decay.

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    17. Re:Water???? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      My main objection is that unless your atomizer is perfect, you may end up with retrograde-orbiting ice crystals of unusual size that are quite possibly more dangerous than the prograde debris you're trying to eliminate.

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    18. Re:Water???? by Tsuki_no_Hikari · · Score: 1

      Ice sublimates at that pressure.

    19. Re:Water???? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Not only would lofting water into space be a colossal waste of energy and water, it would only exacerbate the problem!

      "Lofting water into space" does not mean putting the water into orbit. Launching the water into space sub-orbitally means the water will return to earth and would use substantially less energy compared to an orbital launch.

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    20. Re:Water???? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Electron/proton beams would work as well, as would alpha particles, but they'd pose a risk to humans in space. In fact, using charged particles might induce a charge on the debris that would then help direct the debris toward it's doom (debris vector, Earth's magnetic field, right hand rule....whatever).

      You do know that electrons/protons/alpha particles have mass, right?

      True that most (all? I'd have to check) charged particles have mass. But where there are charge and mass in the same particle, the effects of the electromagnetic forces on the charge are going to be a lot larger than the associated gravitational forces. Larger by, IIRC, a factor of around 10^18.

      Actually, that suggests an alternative possibility - use a suitably tuned laser that triggers the photoelectric effect on (say) aluminium, causing it to spit out a modest number of electrons, and so acquire a charge. If you planned that carefully with respect to the orbital path intersecting the Earth's magnetic field, you could generate either depressing or elevation forces on the particle (because the direction of the magnetic field is opposite at north and south poles). Whether that would work from a ground-based laser? Well ... interesting. Also, whether the forces generated would be sufficient? Could you use it to steer particles in one swathe into a narrower swathe more suitable for mechanical collection?

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  13. How do you pull with a push? by Onyma · · Score: 1

    I am not rocket scientist but I am curious about this one:

    "The laser would only singe the surface of an object in space, but that tiny burn could still help point it downward, Dr. Campbell says"

    How does one singe and object from below and expect the resultant force on the object to move it down? I would expect you would get off-gassing from the burnt bottom side which would nudge it higher. If the object was rotating (which I'm sure close to 100% of them are) you would end up with an unpredictable resultant force on the object. On the surface it seems to me that the laser technique would at best produce a pseudo random result and at worst push the object higher.

    I'm sure it is being thought through by minds much more experienced in such things than mine... just makes me curious how that works.

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    1. Re:How do you pull with a push? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pushing the object out will put it into an elliptical orbit. If you make it extreme enough, then the skinny part of the orbit will be within Earth's atmosphere, causing it to slow down and burn up.

    2. Re:How do you pull with a push? by icebrain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Orbital mechanics work in strange ways. For example, in a circular orbit, you don't thrust up to go up, you thrust forward. Going down, you thrust backward.

      In this case, your best bet will be to hit the forward side of the object. If that's not possible, then hitting the bottom of it (depending on where it is in the orbit) will also have an effect. I can't remember offhand what happens from in-plane radial delta-V application, but I think it's a combination of changing the eccentricity of the orbit without affecting the total energy, and changing the longitude of periapsis. Sorry, it's been a couple years since I took orbital mechanics...

      Now if you get a space-based laser up, you get more freedom in how your burns are applied.

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    3. Re:How do you pull with a push? by Onyma · · Score: 1

      The front side thing I can see as you slow the orbital velocity thus causing the orbit to drop. I wonder how many of these items they could hit that accurately.

      The bottom side part is very interesting... might have some idle reading to do tonight.

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    4. Re:How do you pull with a push? by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you hit the bottom, you could cause a more elliptical orbit that would dip deeper into the atmosphere, resulting in larger drag. The question would be how efficient it is...

    5. Re:How do you pull with a push? by lindseyp · · Score: 1

      Pushing it "up" on the right part of an already elliptical orbit could make the orbit more elliptical, meaning it would come closer to earth on the way 'down', i.e. at the sides of the ellipse, where hopefully it would have drag imparted by the atmosphere which would slow it down, shrinking the size of the orbit, further advancing into the atmosphere until it burned up.

      Like a spring that's vibrating up and down. you can get it to bounce higher UP by just nudging on the way DOWN.

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    6. Re:How do you pull with a push? by Narnie · · Score: 1

      If NASA could make a flash game out of their laser controls, they could easily recruit all the operators they would need to blast down the debris via teenagers on the internet. It'd be the 2010 version of Asteroid.

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  14. genius at work by thedonger · · Score: 2, Insightful
    [from the slideshow attached to the article]

    "The more pieces of debris up there, the more chance you'll have another collision," says space analyst Geoffrey Forden at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

    Wow. Just, wow.

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    1. Re:genius at work by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, someone from Caltech said the same thing, but you can't trust second-rate sources when it comes to space analysts...

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    2. Re:genius at work by pcolaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's the John Madden of Science.

    3. Re:genius at work by Karganeth · · Score: 1

      It may have been the case that the debris collects together meaning that there's less chance of a collision past a certain amount of debris. Do you believe that everything they say must be extremely complicated?

    4. Re:genius at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, even Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking have had to say 'Excuse me, I have to go drop a load' once in a while. Just cause they're genius doesn't mean everything that comes out of their mouths is awe-inspiring.

  15. Water.... by wpiman · · Score: 1
    Water is heavy. It is something like $10,000 a pound to launch something into space. This is why they put all the astronauts on a diet and make them take a leak before launch.

    One cubic foot of water is around 60 lbs. The is $600,000 per cubic foot of water. Not very cost effective. And my numbers are old and off the cuff. It could be far more expensive now.

    1. Re:Water.... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative

      One cubic foot of water is around 60 lbs.

      I thought that number sounded a bit high as a gallon only weighs about 7 pounds, but sure enough, a cubic foot of water DOES weigh around 60 lbs. 62.42796 pounds to be exact. And a gallon is actually just over 8 pounds.

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    2. Re:Water.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually at 37.77 degrees Celsius, 0.028316 cubic meters of water is 28.12 kilograms. Enough of this bronze age imperial system! Your convertin' is hurtin'.

    3. Re:Water.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, just so you know, in practice people working with metric just use different rounded units for such examples. The objection to metric "but look at how awkward 2.54 centimetres is" is idiotic, since it's only the result of converting from some awkward us customary or british imperial unit (they're two slightly different systems, btw - using the same unit names for different amounts, argh! the inch is the same in both, but other units differ)

      1 cubic metre of water is 1000 kilograms. So 1 litre of water is 1 kilogram. It's set up that way deliberately to be easy to work with.

    4. Re:Water.... by wpiman · · Score: 1
      but don't I sound much more intelligent knowing the fact that one cubic foot of water weighs around 60 lbs..... Saying one liter of water weights one kilogram at 4 degrees Celsius is far less impressive.

      The metric system makes life too easy.

    5. Re:Water.... by camperdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are at least two different "inches", the survey inch and the standard, or international inch.

      The main problem with imperial units (apart from the aforementioned different standards in different parts of the world) is that there are so many units for a single measurement. Length can be measured in inches, in feet, in yards, in furlongs, in fathoms, in rods, in chains, in miles, and who knows how many others. Volume is even worse. Not only do you have teaspoons, tablespoons, ounces, cups, pints, quarts, gallons, etc. but there is the whole pantheon of cubic length units: cubic inches, cubic feet, etc. A pound of gold weighs less than a pound of feathers because precious metals and gems are weighed in troy units and common items like feathers are measured in avoirdupois units.

      To further add to the confusion, each unit is a different fraction of the others. 12inches to the foot. 3 feet to the yard. 16 ounces to the pound. 2000 pounds to the ton. And to top of all that confusion lies the convention that you need to need to use at least two units for each measurement: Joe is 5ft9in tall. He weighs 177lbs, 14 oz.

      Heaven help you if you want to calculate anything.

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    6. Re:Water.... by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      Or...

      1 cubic meter of water = 1,000 kilograms..
      Yes..that's a lot..

      But the question is...can you convert to LOC's units?

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    7. Re:Water.... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      But the question is...can you convert to LOC's units?

      Not without help from Google. :)

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    8. Re:Water.... by amram9999 · · Score: 1

      Note that a UK gallon is 20% larger than a US liquid gallon. Just another reason to use the metric system.

    9. Re:Water.... by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      And my numbers are old and off the cuff. It could be far more expensive now.

      True. Accounting for inflation it should be about 93 pounds per cubic foot by now.

  16. Should we really be firing our water into space? by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    Seems like a bad idea.

  17. Space Garbage abatement by railman99 · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of MO...RONS!

    I did a calculation once upon a time when I designed a 300 man space base, lofting the water alone would cost Billions of $ per year, assuming a Space Shuttle model launch cost. Far cheaper to loft energy from ground based mechanisms to combat space clutter. If the space gun aka John Hunter concept was still alive, we could send up ice less expensively in that manner ala Jules Verne. Ground based LASERS are impractical at this stage of their development, which leaves ground based kinetic projectiles as the sole cost effective, short term solution to the problem.

  18. What would happen is we nuked it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out of interest, what would the consequences be if we used Nuclear weapons in an attempt to get rid of the space junk? Would it just create more debris?

    1. Re:What would happen is we nuked it? by frith01 · · Score: 1

      Aside from the obvious ( Do not look at nuclear explosion with remaining eye), you also get a nice EMP effect from nukes.

      This would effectively eliminate the same satellites you are trying to protect.

      Add to that, the problem of other countries not liking the idea of an orbital nuke launch, protests against nuclear weapons, political implications, making utility purpose for Nukes, etc.

  19. Look on the bright side by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I won't even get into how much people waste in the states watering their lawns, I swear some of my neighbors could fill a pool a week.

    You must live in a good neighbourhood. Some of my neighbours could fill a pool a week with their empty beer cans.

    1. Re:Look on the bright side by imikem · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a bad thing...

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  20. PlanetES by psergiu · · Score: 4, Interesting
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  21. Laser Broom by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Informative

    A key to his plan is using existing low-power lasers in quick pulses, much like the flashbulb on a camera. The laser would only singe the surface of an object in space, but that tiny burn could still help point it downward, Dr. Campbell says. Project Orion's low-budget approach hits at a conundrum of space debris.

    To be clear, they are not talking about blowin' up space junk with lasers. The laser will instead slow down small pieces of space debris so that their orbits deteriorate. (Blowing things up is the domain of the other Project Orion.)

    This mechanism is called a laser broom, and there is a short entry about it on Wikipedia. I can't seem to find a more detailed, technical description of how this process works.

  22. Just keep launching junk into orbit by internerdj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eventually we will have that solar shield that the repair-global-warming crowd keeps raving about.

  23. Hire some Space Mexicans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With jet packs and leaf blowers - you cant go wrong!

  24. Frickin' lasers? by snarfies · · Score: 1

    These are all very nice ideas, but first they'd have to develop spacesuits for the sharks.

    Which puts us one step closer to landsharks.

    1. Re:Frickin' lasers? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which puts us one step closer to landsharks.

      *knockknock* "Plumber!"

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    2. Re:Frickin' lasers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop.

  25. I predicted this as a kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I remember back almost 20 years ago when I was a high school freshman, our english teacher gave us this paper.

    Within a big rectangle, we could write or draw anything we wanted.

    The papers were then going to be scanned and put into some condensed format... some kind of tape or disk I guess.

    Then our scanned work was going to be flown to space. I don't recall why... or where. Probably just piggybacking on some satellite launch?

    But I do remember that I was a smart ass... and drew a picture of Earth with huge clouds of satellites and garbage cans and garbage bags orbiting it. It was my little protest to sending our stupid drawings up to space.

    Man I wish I could see that picture again. I'm getting all nostalgic just thinking about it.

  26. Only one way to be sure its clean by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Call Adam Quark.

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    1. Re:Only one way to be sure its clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that missed a lot of people.

  27. A NASA physicist response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just saw an email response of this story from a physicist at NASA that specializes in space debris. Their response was that throwing water into space would just cause more space debris as ice.

    So, don't get too excited about the water idea.

  28. Backyardigans by blackjackshellac · · Score: 1

    I recommend watching the Backyardigans GarbageTrek episode. Some pretty funky music too.

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  29. New NASA revenue stream . . . by BoozeRunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh wow . . . imaging having that game on-line. 1. Create a mobile base with a laser in space 2. Sell tickets on-line to shoot space debris for 5min 3. ?? 4. Profit!

    1. Re:New NASA revenue stream . . . by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      But then you have those trolls that shoot the civilia^Wsatellites.
      OK, so they could pick times and places that don't have a satellite in them...

    2. Re:New NASA revenue stream . . . by BoozeRunner · · Score: 1

      True . . . Dam Trolls
      (always steal'n profit!!!)

      Or . . .
      have the software only allow the laser to fire in "green" areas.
      Red areas would be off limits.
      Or "red" sectors would be negative points (and the laser wouldn't fire)

  30. AEROGELS (I guess spacegels) by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    If aerogels can be made in space (without the need for the heavy supercritical fluid needed to make it on earth or if there is some way to recycle the fluid) you could cheaply launch very large volumes of a substance that would have the ability to absorb momentum from colliding objects. This would either result in the object being embedded in the aerogel (if it was small relative to the aerogel) or the object would punch through it but still end up being decelerated (if the object was large but still small enough not to destroy the aerogel).

    This is of course the material that was used in NASA's stardust mission which picked up cometary material while passing by it at a very high relative velocity. (25,000+ mph?). The (tiny) cometary particles became embedded in the aerogel.

    If you can scale this up substantially you should be able to capture or at least decelerate much larger objects. Of course this means your aerogel would have to be very large and thick but since it is the lightest material known to man the launch costs would be very low IF YOU COULD MAKE IT IN ORBIT. Having a very large piece of aerogel also increases its cross section which is very desirable because you'll eventually want to basically sweep up ALL the objects in earth orbit that can cause harm (like paint chips, etc.) and not just the ones that are large enough to be tracked.

    I believe aerogels are used for micrometeoroid protection on the ISS.

    An interesting question (assuming this worked) would be; if there were semi-random impacts on a large orbiting "sponge" as it were would this cause the sponge itself to de-orbit? (Of courses you could periodically reboost it). Or would the impacts from all directions cancel each other out? I say "semi-random" because even the debris from orbital collisions probably have some "bias" in their motion, for example most satellites were launched towards the east to gain angular momentum from the earth's spin.

    1. Re:AEROGELS (I guess spacegels) by Bobnova · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting concept, but it has issues. Largely, aerogels are largely air and therefor very lightweight. You would need a truly huge chunk of aerogel with a lot of weight strapped to it if you wanted it to catch things without gaining a lot of velocity itself.

      It'd work great for the little stuff though, you'd still need a lot of it as space rather large, even just in orbit.

  31. Space Quest by Halo1 · · Score: 1

    Where's Roger Wilco when you need him...

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    1. Re:Space Quest by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately, most of the folks on here are probably too young to get the reference, so, here's some text from the original boxes:

      (Space Quest) Star date: A long, long time ago (sounds familiar, huh?) in a galaxy just around the corner... You are the janitor on the Spaceship Arcada. Your mission! To scrub dirty floors, to replace burned-out light bulbs and to clean out latrines. To boldly go where no man has swept the floor!

      (Space Quest 2) Once again, you, Roger Wilco, sanitation engineer and involuntary hero, must don your sanitary space mittens and prepare for the onslaught of evil that Vohal has prepared. A chose not for the queasy or fainthearted. And if you can stomach that... Get ready for the Granddaddy of Gross. The Emperor of Evil. The First Name in Nastiness, Sludge Vohaul himself! With nothing to protect you but your wits and your wet mop, you haven't got a chance!

      (Space Quest 4) May the farce be with you! Get ready for a trek through time with everybody's favorite intergalactic sanitation engineer and freelance here, Roger Wilco!

      (Space Quest 5) He's lean, he's mean and he's out to clean. Roger Wilcon, the universe's favorite janitor, has bamboozled his way through the StarCon Space Academy and taken command of his own starship. Granted she's only a beat-up garbage scow, but hey, it beats sleeping in the broom closet. ... It's up to Roger to save the universe from the mutant menace, hart his nemesis Captain Quirk, and woo the woman of his dreams or he'll be - Gone with the Trash!

      (Space Quest 6) In space, no one can hear you clean! Fight grime and battle evil adversaries with Roger Wilco, janitor turned space adventurer, as he joins forces with video games, TV and sci-fi movies, past and present

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    2. Re:Space Quest by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      But how will we keep him from dying in hilarious and frustrating ways in every room he walks into? Or what if having a space janitor releases an army of door-to-door insurance salesman??? We're DOOMED.

  32. What about Spiderman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't he just sling some webs?

  33. Energy by OldFish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was very costly to put all that mass up there - it should be collected and eventually recycled in orbit. Basic physics.

    1. Re:Energy by Bobnova · · Score: 1

      That's a decent point. We need an orbiting recycling and manufacturing center.

    2. Re:Energy by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Each piece of junk is in a different orbit. Moving it all to one or a few orbits would require as much or more energy than launching the same amount of mass from Earth.

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  34. Sky clearance day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember Max Headroom in the late 80's when they had their annual sky clearance holiday? They brought out these big lasers that they used to zap all of the debris out of orbit and everyone partied like Marti Gras.

  35. Call in the pool experts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cosmic game of pool for space nerds is in order, bonus points for taking down opposing spy satellites...

    else put more junk in orbit to save us from asteroid impacts :-)

  36. Do the math, fellas by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    The economics of this plan are kinda awful.

    For instance, sending water into space is mighty hard on the wallet. Figure on about $8,000 per pound to send it into a retrograde orbit. And you'd need to send up, oh, let's say a trillion pounds to seed the orbits with a 0.0000001% density of ice. About 10^11 cubic kilometers, 10^26 cc's, 10^18 grams, 10^ 15 kilos, 2.2x10^15 pounds, 1.8x10^19 dollars. That's a 18 billion billion dollars.

    And using lasers is no picnic either. You'd want to deliver many kilowatts per square centimeter, which isn't going to be feasible from the ground. Normal atmospheric refraction over the long distance (you have to shoot at the approaching edge of the object, low in the west), that's going to wiggle and disperse the beam by many miles, that's even assuming one could ever develop a radar with the required accuracy (not likely).

    1. Re:Do the math, fellas by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      Your own maths are incorrect. At an altitude of 1000 km, in a torus 100 km in diameter, there is a total of about 1200 kg of gas. So to double the mass in that torus, all you'd need is a metric ton or so of water or some other material. Not 10^15 kg.

      Orbit time decreases exponentially as altitude decreases, so just moving objects from 1000 km to 800 km would reduce the time in orbit by years if not decades.

    2. Re:Do the math, fellas by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

      Okay, you got me. I did the calculation in my head. Now let's do it in a spreadsheet. Let's assume we want to seed space with 1/10th the air pressure at 65 miles. That's 1/10th of a millionth of 15PSI, or about 1.2 micrograms per cubic meter. Now between 200 and 1000 miles there are, crunch, crunch, crunch, about 5.8x10^20 cubic meters. Put a microgram in each one and it would take 5.8x10^14 kilos of water. So my estimate was about 40% high. Still, that's a lot of samoleons.

  37. Water is a greenhouse gas by Bobnova · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked water was a greenhouse gas, as such it seems awfully silly to talk constantly about global warming and then blast a bunch of water into the upper reaches of the atmosphere(all earth orbits are still in atmosphere, just really really thin atmosphere).
    It may be that the amount of water they're talking about is entirely too small to change much, but if they actually want to clear all the debris up they're going to need a lot of water.

    Of course, whether that's an issue or not really depends on whether you believe in global warming.

  38. Project Orion "Laser Broom" is best option by J05H · · Score: 2, Informative

    The proposed Orion space debris laser fits nicely with our recent problems of creating so much debris in LEO. It would be a single pulsed laser on an equatorial mountaintop capable of ridding LEO of hazards in 4 years.

    With the recent collisions this is becoming imperative. We need to have a clean LEO environment or we aren't going to do much in space.

    http://www.spacefuture.com/archive/orions_laser_hunting_space_debris.shtml

    http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/1997SPIE.3092..728P

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_broom

    http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=3109525

    Water makes a great shield inside a space station but is a dumb idea for "collecting" debris.

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  39. Mass? by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    They might have mass but I think you miss the point. Debris in orbit presents a hazard to spacecraft. A small paint chip left a small crater in the windshield of the space shuttle. Debris can be as small as a paint chip but its mass is enormous compared to subatomic particles. The mass of subatomic particles is just not big enough to present a collision hazard to spacecraft. Enough of them might cause additional drag which might cause their orbits to degrade prematurely. Note: I am not talking about the solar wind or cosmic radiation.

  40. Idiots.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Do we not have a space station up there, might it not need extra parts of wires or glass or metal, could we not recycle by going to get them using a shuttle and bringing them back to the station to reuse the parts, or even have a smelt up there where we could burn up the metal to create new shapes needed for repairs...etc.

    Come on people...let's get with the program...recycling is good and will waste a lot less money creating lasers or water guns or robotic garbage collectors!!!

    I really hope NASA and the like are reading this, they need better management!

  41. Thank you for being the token PlanetES post by SuperBanana · · Score: 1, Insightful
    No shit, sherlock. Thanks to someone like you in every Slashdot story about orbital debris, every single Slashdot reader knows about PlanetES. It's not insightful, it's not informative. The manga and anime series were very popular. It's mentioned in the Wikipedia articles on the relevant subjects.

    This is roughly akin to mentioning "24" in any article on Slashdot about terrorism.

    1. Re:Thank you for being the token PlanetES post by cmdrcoffee · · Score: 1

      Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, Miss Negative Nancy.

      I liked episodes 1-8, but then PlanetES went downhill. Guess the author ran out of creative content and decided to turn everyone into drama queens.

    2. Re:Thank you for being the token PlanetES post by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      Apparently, not everyone is as obsessed with anime/manga as you think they are.

      Perhaps you should drink less coffee.

    3. Re:Thank you for being the token PlanetES post by psergiu · · Score: 1

      And who's the one with +5 Karma now ? :-)

      What's a "24" ? (i'm not from the US)

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  42. But, but... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Andy Griffith is way too old to be heading out into space again!

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  43. It's Been Covered by Ben Bova by davidtupper · · Score: 1

    In the book Sam Gunn, Unlimited by Ben Bova the title character devised a system to do this. Actually he devised a system to push debris from the path of a satellite. Everything in orbit should pick up the same electrical charge from passing through the Earths magnetic field. By mounting a (insert large device here) on the leading edge/face of a satellite with the same charge, objects will be pushed out of the path of the satellite. To collect the garbage you need only reverse the charge, and use some type of foam to capture the debris, then deorbit when full or, as previously mentioned, recycle in orbit.

    1. Re:It's Been Covered by Ben Bova by huckamania · · Score: 1

      That was the first thing I thought of. I'm not sure if paint chips will pick up a charge, as others have pointed out.

      Sam Gunn is a great character. Kind of like a cross between Michael Miliken and MacGuyver, but in space.

  44. Re:Water is heavy and it freezes by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    It's cold up there and a chunk of ice colliding with a satellite will do just as much damage as a chunk of other debris.

    Why wasn't it blindingly obvious to the proposer of this scheme that you can't clear space debris by sending more up there?

    (it sounds like the sort of daft logic that unscrupulous financiers use to persuade the gullible that you can clear your debts by consolidating your loans - duh!)

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  45. No Space Roomba by JRGhaddar · · Score: 1

    Why not build something like an orbital Roomba... maybe with a large magnetic attachment that will grab stuff.

    Seems a lot better than a laser. Then you just have to collect the Space Roomba empty it out and send it off again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA_OXKXSR04

    I think a design like the whale shark (obviously not to scale...well maybe how big is the junk?)

    Just have it float around and filter in bits of debris.

    A giant whale shark space roomba... now that would be awesome..

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    1. Re:No Space Roomba by cowscows · · Score: 1

      There's two significant problems with just about any sort of physical collection of space junk. One is the relative velocities of all the crap in orbit. This stuff is moving really fast, so whatever mechanism you're using to catch it is going to have to absorb a lot of energy without being destroyed. There are some techniques that have been developed to protect spacecraft and even collect fast moving pieces
      (aerogels, a series of thin metal plates to dissipate impact energy), but those types of shielding are generally destroyed as they function, and don't seem particularly feasible to scale up. An alternative way to mitigate the velocity issue with physical collection would be to have your space roomba match trajectory/velocity with its current target so that the relative velocity is much lower, but this would require the space roomba to be constantly changing its own orbit for each piece of junk, and the fuel requirements would quickly become impractical.

      The second big problem is that space is very big, and there's a whole lot of earth orbit out there. This links back to the fuel requirement problems. There's a practical size limit to how big of a space roomba we could put into orbit, so it would have to do a lot of maneuvering to make its orbit cross the orbits of enough space junk to make it all worthwhile.

      In a lot of ways, the concept of a big space "vacuum" is a lot simpler than lasers brooms or whatever. But once you get into the details, it quickly becomes unworkable.
       

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  46. What is this cartoon physics shit? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Seriously, the image of something moving fast until you hit it with a cold beam or a bucket of cold water and then it STOPS dead in its tracks is cartoon physics.

    What is spraying water at satellites going to do to them? Nothing at all. That's because cartoon physics was invented by cartoon artists. Duh.

    God damn I hate it when English majors try to do physics. It's almost as bad as when Journalists try to write Perl code, or when an Art History major tries to write a fast-paced book about computer hacking. Before you know it, you've got a kid hacking the space shuttle with an empty USB drive enclosure.

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    1. Re:What is this cartoon physics shit? by No2Gates · · Score: 0

      How about we send up a bunch of WALL-E's to clean it up?

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    2. Re:What is this cartoon physics shit? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      What is spraying water at satellites going to do to them? Nothing at all.

      Really. What they should do is paint a worm hole for the stuff to fly into.

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    3. Re:What is this cartoon physics shit? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > God damn I hate it when English majors try to do physics.

      Mr. Hollopeter, who proposed the water idea, is an aerospace engineer. I suspect that he knows a lot more physics than you do. And his idea does not involve "spraying water at satellites" or stopping anything dead in its tracks.

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    4. Re:What is this cartoon physics shit? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Until someone explains it properly to me, that is indeed what it means. He must have gotten his degree from a Peruvian diploma mill. Prove me wrong.

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  47. A Laser or Particle Beam is a Weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like shooting space junk it can also shoot non-junk. We would then be starting an arms race. although, I believe China, Russia and even the USA's NIF are already working towards this direction.

  48. Something doesn't seem to add up by Rival · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Something doesn't seem to add up. They've already indicated that slight modifications to trajectories can deteriorate an orbit, so some portion of the space junk caused by collisions must fail to remain in orbit. But they also say that collisions cause more junk, which causes more collisions, as though this were a never-ending cycle of feedback.

    It seems as though there must be a threshold somewhere where the introduction of further space junk removes from orbit, on average, an equal amount of debris as it introduces. The farther past this threshold, the more likely that introducing debris will remove more than is introduced. There must be a point of equilibrium.

    Take the following exaggerated scenario, for example. Let's say that by chance or plan, there is debris in orbit within every cubic meter at stable altitudes. (I am not a physicist, but this seems highly improbable statistically.) The introduction of a meteoroid through this debris field would almost certainly cause a significant chain-reaction with many affected objects acquiring unstable orbits leading to failure.

    Not-to-scale pictures aside, I doubt we're anywhere near such a threshold -- even if we are reaching a point where our ability to avoid debris is insufficient to mitigate the danger. But surely it would be at least interesting, if not practically useful, to know this "saturation" point.

    Or perhaps this is already known, and I am just unaware.

    1. Re:Something doesn't seem to add up by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Informative

      It seems as though there must be a threshold somewhere where the introduction of further space junk removes from orbit, on average, an equal amount of debris as it introduces. The farther past this threshold, the more likely that introducing debris will remove more than is introduced. There must be a point of equilibrium.

      Yes, but we are far from that point, and unprotected spacecraft will start turning into swiss cheese long before.

    2. Re:Something doesn't seem to add up by Kjella · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your imagined point of equilibrium is the point where there's nothing but space garbage, and if you shoot up more there'll be more garbage even though some of it falls back. I'm sure you remember Newton's law of conservation of momentum, now apply it to two oribiting satellites on almost similar trajectories crashing into each other, breaking into many pieces. Basicly, they'd become a spray of junk, some going up, some down, some faster, some slower. They'll spread out as if you fired a shotgun, catching up to some satellites while slowing down covering a greater and greater area to collide with others which will again behave the same way. It doesn't matter if 90 of 100 bits fall to earth if they take out >1,1 satellite each on average. It'll just escalate exponentially like a nuke going off, leaving a fine layer of bullets all over the stable orbit.

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    3. Re:Something doesn't seem to add up by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Something doesn't seem to add up. They've already indicated that slight modifications to trajectories can deteriorate an orbit, so some portion of the space junk caused by collisions must fail to remain in orbit. But they also say that collisions cause more junk, which causes more collisions, as though this were a never-ending cycle of feedback.

      Collisions with big pieces of junk break it up into lots of just-as-dangerous-but-harder-to-spot small pieces of junk. No good. Releasing water however, like from a water cannon, also would result in a lot of tiny pieces of ice whizzing around read to puncture a space suit or solar array - or worse.

      If a material of suitable strength could be found, perhaps a 'sky-net' could work? Sorta like a trash collector in a river. The net collects debris for 6 months to a year and then the whole thing gets dumped into the ocean.

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    4. Re:Something doesn't seem to add up by Rival · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is a good point. But as collisions become more and more frequent, I don't think they be able to maintain momentum. The energy from each collision is spread out among all the fragments produced, and also some is lost during the impact as heat and the energy required to separate the fragments from the larger original pieces.

      Let's say that "first-generation" objects are on a stable orbit with sufficient momentum to maintain orbit. After impact, some of the resultant second-generation fragments will fail orbit quickly due to grossly incorrect trajectories, while others enter trajectories that will take longer to fail. Over the time it takes for these second-generation fragments to fail, they cause more impacts. More of these third-generation fragments are lost more quickly, and the remaining ones proceed to cause fourth-generation impacts, and so on. This is the general chain-reaction idea being posited.

      One factor to consider is the fact that as these particles reach higher "generations", they are in more and more grossly failing trajectories due to either bad vectors or insufficient momentum. These trajectories intersect less and less with stable orbits, so the collisions are more and more likely to be with already-failing particles. This could only accelerate the orbit failure. Essentially, these particles should clean themselves up.

      Again, I am no astrophysicist, but it seems that if chance supported easily-achieved orbits, then we would already be at saturation. The fact that we're not suggests that the "random collisions creating a permanent* cloud of debris" theory may not be self-supporting.

      Of course, it may be that the time it takes for this debris field to fail is on a scale which is inconvenient to us. But to say that we'll eventually end up with a stable cloud of microscopic bits just doesn't add up.

    5. Re:Something doesn't seem to add up by Scootesti · · Score: 1

      I don't care how benine it is, you can't call it Skynet. It just has bad mojo written all over it...

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    6. Re:Something doesn't seem to add up by danielpauldavis · · Score: 1

      Once again, "Max Headroom" is prescient, tho a bit more than "20 minutes into the future." Recall the episode where everyone is outside, wearing metal pyramid-shaped headgear as satellite debris colorfully rains down on the city. Then wonder how they got our future so dead-on.

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  49. Do what the guys on Saturn did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They put up lots of little moons to keep their space junk all in a single plane.

  50. Space plows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the earth warming up there will be less of a need for snow plows.

  51. Re:World wide water shortage? Hardly by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    I won't even get into how much people waste in the states watering their lawns, I swear some of my neighbors could fill a pool a week.

    Are all plants a waste, or just the fast growing ones? (it is a rhetorical Q, but I don't know a answer) My grass (6' by 50') I planted because without it I would have to funnel all the water from the roof to the sewer (also adding gutters is forbidden by home owners), for treatment. Since the grass filters it, disperses it, and prevent erosion, I just have enough to do that (but still needs watered) Regardless I think the grass provides enough benefit (except in really arid places, or low density population where the pollution cleaning benefits are not so great) to be much better than any open water (IE pools, waste water treatment, fish ponds, etc, etc)
    Granted agave is popular in Europe and is mostly a better erosion solution, except then my dog cant use that area, and the snakes, scorpions, spiders that I don't want next to my house seam to build into that tighter.
    I have added a rain barrel, a couple more (back of the house can have gutters, just not the front) and I may be able to not have to pump water from the ground for watering, is that still a waste? (I assume not much difference, less electric to pump it up, but assuming a mostly local water cycle that's about it)

  52. Move one thing, not thousands by linear+a · · Score: 1

    Silly people. Why try to shoot down a zillion pieces of junk when you just have to move one large thing away from said junk. 1/2 gee acceleration (bad things happen if you go higher than one gee to those on the trailing surface) for a couple hours should do the trick.

  53. I trained for this in college by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We spent hundreds of hours in front of the Astroids simulator, practicing breaking rocks up into smaller rocks!

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    1. Re:I trained for this in college by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Umm, so how long ago were you in college? I thought I was old school for playing Netrek in college...and that was PRE-Windows client days.

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  54. Re:Water is heavy and it freezes by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1
  55. what about a foam? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    What about launching an expanding foam/gel to create a large block of "debris catcher", say the size of a half-football field. The concept is similar to what bow hunters use to practice on, and in indoor shooting ranges. Launch a canister into a trajectory to intercept a swath of debris, deploy foam/gel, absorb the impact and embed the debris. Ensure that the trajectory will either take the debris out of earth orbit or fall back into the atmosphere over an ocean. At the very least, you get a large block that could be pushed back into the atmosphere later in a future mission...

    Hrm, maybe that could be a way to capture satellites, as well. Launch a big foam deployment capsule that engulfs/envelopes a satellite with enough mass to pull it from orbit, then recover the remains on the ground for examination...

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    1. Re:what about a foam? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The chunks of debris would punch right through your gell, possibly blowing it to bits but losing very little energy. It would also be so small that you'd have burn up vast amounts of fuel moving it from one intercept orbit to another.

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  56. Like every other dirty job in the US... by lintocs · · Score: 1

    Why don't we get illegal immigrants to do it?

    1. Re:Like every other dirty job in the US... by k-macjapan · · Score: 1

      or... Mike Rowe

  57. Water should return QUICKLY. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, it is likely that a lot of the water will come back to earth. In a LARGE number of years.

    Most of it will come back immediately. The water spray itself, aimed to transfer momentum to the debris in order to deorbit it, should itself be in an atmosphere-intersecting trajectory. The bulk will miss and end up in the atmosphere.

    What gets blasted into steam will still be deep in the gravity well. Most of it will be perturbed into denser atmosphere in reasonably short order. (Remember: The atmosphere doesn't "end". It peters out gradually until it merges with the solar wind out at the magnetosphere shock front.) Some will be ionized and the hydrogen will tend to blow away, leaving hydroxyl radicals and monatomic oxyygen - much like what naturally happens in the upper atmosphere already.

    You WILL see an increase in upper atmosphere water and noctilucent clouds. But we're probably not talking enough water to have any other significant environmental impact. (Better use deionized water, though. Any chlorine would be a real issue for the ozone. I'm normally a debunker of ozone-hole hand-wringing but this could be significant.)

    As to "running out of water": Think of the size of the oceans. We're talking a VERY small drop from a VERY big bucket.

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    1. Re:Water should return QUICKLY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to "running out of water": Think of the size of the oceans. We're talking a VERY small drop from a VERY big bucket.

      There was a time when dumping waste in the sea was justified by the size of the oceans...

  58. PURE water, please! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Send up seawater.

    Distill, reverse-osmosis, or otherwise purify it first.

    I'm normally one to debunk hand-wringing about the ozone layer. But most of the sprayed water will miss the debris and impact the upper atmosphere immediately (while the rest comes down slowly over many years). If you use unpurified sea water you'll put a LOT of chlorine ions from sea salt into the ozone layer - near the equator where it's a big deal - and chlorine is the catalyst for the ozone->oxygen transition that got freon banned.

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    1. Re:PURE water, please! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Here's my slightly-more-informed hand-wringing

      If you use unpurified sea water you'll put a LOT of chlorine ions from sea salt into the ozone layer - near the equator where it's a big deal - and chlorine is the catalyst for the ozone->oxygen transition that got freon banned.

      Salt has chloride ions, which are way more stable than molecular chlorine. Therefore, oxidizing chloride to chlorine would require energy input.
      I actually spotted a possible fault in my argument (oxygen might be able to oxidize the chloride) but I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

      Ok, doing some chem gives you this:
      4Cl- + 4H+ + O2(g) <--> 2Cl2(g) + 2 H2O potential: -1.49V
      Meaning that reaction isn't spontaneous, so it won't happen. Not sure what role sunlight will play, but I suspect it only interacts with Cl2 molecules and not Cl- ions.

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    2. Re:PURE water, please! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Here's the equation in pretty latex
      Someone could check for mistakes though

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    3. Re:PURE water, please! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      It's monatomic chlorine (and other halogens like bromine and iodine - the latter also an element common in sea water) that is blamed for the ozone depletion.

      The difference between a chloride ion and a singleton chlorine atom is an extra electron. Once the ion is floating free in vacuum the extra electron will be gone as soon as a photon with greater than the bandgap energy hits it. There's lots of UV up there so you're talking a very short time scale. (Ditto additional electrons - but they'll be quickly replaced from the surrounding plasma by others attracted by the resulting net positive charge.)

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  61. Using Guitars and Laser Guns To Clean Space Debris by Anon1072 · · Score: 1

    You're probably wondering why we didn't just use guitars and laser guns to clean space. Well...

    Crap! Why didn't we use guitars and laser guns??!!

  62. Let me just throw this out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go! Blastoise I choose you! HYDRO PUMP!!!!!11!!!

  63. Wait a minute by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    Isn't space so cold that the water would become ice?

    1. Re:Wait a minute by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It does become ice. The ice promptly sublimates.

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  64. Have the Space Shuttle Zap it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have the space shuttle zap it.

  65. Auxiliary moons by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    We don't need less debris. We need more debris! Only then we will get an equilibrium (see rings of Saturn). After that it's just a matter of giving every satellite an auxiliary moon for sweeping up the debris.

  66. Using Lasers to Clean Space Junk by b93950 · · Score: 0

    I donâ(TM)t see the logic of blasting space junk with lasers unless it completely vaporizes the junk. If the junk is broken into smaller pieces (with less mass) the chances of it staying in orbit increases. What is needed is to clump this material into a great mass unit so it will fall back to earth and incinerate in the atmosphere.

    1. Re:Using Lasers to Clean Space Junk by True+Grit · · Score: 1

      I don't see the logic of blasting space junk with lasers

      The laser wouldn't be that powerful, just strong enough to give the object "a little push" that slows it down enough so that it falls back to Earth and burns up during reentry.

  67. just use balloons by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I'd design a multi-celled balloon made of impact resistant film, self-inflatable, and attached to a de-orbiting mechanism.

    Small space junk should decelerate enough from impacting this balloon. And once all the cells of this balloon have been popped, the de-orbiting mechanism brings it back down.

    Since it doesnt take a lot of gas to inflate a balloon in space, it would weigh a lot less and take less room in rockets than other solutions, and since it would be relatively low-tech, it would probably be cheaper too.

    1. Re:just use balloons by earlymon · · Score: 1

      ... since it would be relatively low-tech, it would probably be cheaper too.

      Your idea is a shining example of common sense and fiscal restraint. Congratulations.

      Uh - you know that those attributes are likely to ensure that NASA will never go along with it, right?

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  68. bubble gum is the real solution by kentsin · · Score: 1

    We have seen it all.

    That bubble gum can stick all these together, and they will fall into earth and burn.

    Check it out, do not waste water.

  69. Easy solution... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Just give some astronauts a whole lot of iced tea to drink, in those little bubble pouches, then fly them in a slightly higher orbit, and let them have contests to knock the debris out of orbit!

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  70. We spent a lot of money getting it there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not recycle in place? Send up a robotic recycling station to create parts for the ISS.

  71. Saturn by lindseyp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Saturns rings would like a word with you. ;)

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  72. Magnetic sails, sweeping orbit, sat avoidance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Space Roomba at your service.

  73. Micro Clean-up Sats by Gr0kThis · · Score: 1

    So how about tiny satellites that use solar sails to coral junk over time. They could be networked and radar-equipped to avoid each other and real satellites(maybe fitted with transponders for redundancy). These satellites could be very small and the sails small as well. If there was a satellite in distress or a piece of junk to big for one of these micro guys they could gang up and help each other.

        I know technically there are hurdles with solar sail technology but even worse are the political and financial hurdles. Also technically we would need to figure out a safe way to push debris or connect to legit, usable satellites without damaging equipment. For trash just a plow-like shape would work but maybe an electromagnet would work also.

        First, who funds/runs this program? Even if these satellites were semi-autonomous there would be enough management needed to double what NASA has(a guess on my part) as well as coordinating with the world's satellite owners to maintain their orbits. Then, how do we convince people that these satellites need to be programmed open source to ensure they are politics-neutral.

        If we as citizens of Earth can unite around the idea of space as our global park then we also need to create a neutral organization that will keep it clean.