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  1. Whiskey Tango Hotel on Lego Robot Plays Tetris · · Score: 4, Funny

    A robot doesn't "aspire" to anything. They're frigging electronics, metal and plastic.

  2. probably a penis on What Will the Browser Look Like In Five Years? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    see subject.

  3. Re:Price Fixing, Oligopoly, Collusion, Etc. on Why Aren't SSD Prices Going Down? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The old motto is "Trust but verify".

    I use "Don't trust, verify, then trust."

    Works pretty well for me.

  4. As a current generation macbook pro owner... on New MacBook Pros Launched · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh pretty! fwap fwap fwap fwap.

    (What? That's the response this "article" was looking for, wasn't it? Just doing my part)

  5. Re:And only 8 months behind schedule on The World's Largest Data Centers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, ones day I'll get you, Trebec! /shakes fist angrily.

  6. Re:And only 8 months behind schedule on The World's Largest Data Centers · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll take Guys who post in the wrong thread for $500, please Alex.

    "This guy more than likely uses firefox and has at least two tabs open on slashdot." /hits buzzer

    "Lucas123."
    "Correct!"
    "I'll take Guys who post in the wrong thread for $600, please Alex."

  7. Wrong. on Hollywood's Growing Obsession With Philip K. Dick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hollywood has made money off of his material, so they're eager to go back to the well. The good news, thus far at least, is that the material they're using is actually well-written.

    Nothing out of the ordinary here, IMO.

  8. Re:No surprise on The Fruit Fly Drosophila Gets a New Name · · Score: 1

    Error 503 Service Unavailable

    Service Unavailable
    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 678836868
    Varnish

  9. Re:No contact. on Son Sues Mother Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 1

    Way too many people exist only to serve as a warning to others.

  10. Ok, that's just pure B.S. on Google Announces New Google Wave "Wave" Notification · · Score: 1

    So...I'm sitting there on my computer when this hot girl comes up telling me there's been a response to my first "wave"...which was "Is this thing on?". It sat there, like a wet fart on a humid day for literally two months with no responses.

    What does she do? Asks me if I want to pay her to play a game with her. As if! That's just wrong, google!

    (We're currently trying to level my paladin, he's sitting at level 37. Sucks. She's better than I am...and getting paid to do it!)

  11. Re:Particular Taps, Not Entire Program on Judge Finds NSA Wiretapping Program Illegal · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!

  12. Re: a "sexually charged" username on Lawmakers Ask For FTC Investigation of Google Buzz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tragically, you're wrong. See, the 9yr old is a member of the Dick van Dyke fan club, and has regular conversations online with him via email.

    His username? penisvanlesbian@gmail.com

    Sucks, he wasn't doing anything wrong. :(

  13. Re:Crap on Will Smith In For Independence Day 2 & 3 · · Score: 1

    Wicki wicki wild wild.

    Wicki wild wild.

    Wicki wicki wild wild west! ...You're welcome.

  14. Re:Better than the alternative? on The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 Passes Senate Panel · · Score: 1

    shit, I dunno dude. Hence me saying the only "foreseeable" reason I could see for this would be in the event of some massive catastrophe affecting one or only a few areas. In the end, it's a pile of crap and smells.

  15. Re:the more attention you give morons... on Man Sues Neighbor Claiming Wi-Fi Made Him Sick · · Score: 1

    And I think the phrase "any press is good press" doesn't just apply to businesses. People do stuff like this for the attention it brings them.

    IMO, of course.

    Why can't slashdot tie in a decent system where you're allowed to post more than once per two minutes if say...you're not posting AC or maybe if your /. karma is above a certain level? It's stupid. (says Em as he waits the requisite 2 minutes....)

  16. Re:Better than the alternative? on The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 Passes Senate Panel · · Score: 1

    The only thing I could think of...say a large city like New York or LA has a terrorist attack. People overwhelm the network(s) and in order to allow emergency personnel to have dependable access, they black out all of the network except for what the emergency people need to use.

    Something like that. It's retarded, over all, and about the only thing I could conceive of where this *might* make sense. Maybe.

  17. the more attention you give morons... on Man Sues Neighbor Claiming Wi-Fi Made Him Sick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the more they'll act like morons.

    I wish reporters wouldn't give this type of crap the time of day.

  18. Re:Dumb terminals and smart people don't mix on The State of the Internet Operating System · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, it's all just one big cycle. When I first broke into the IT world, PCs were a bit of a novelty in most businesses. Then, the PC explosion caused things to move towards a "client-side" setup, with faster desktops, laptops and not as much horse power required on the server side. Then, in an effort to save money, tied in with servers/CPUs/memory becoming cheaper, and security concerns, companies started (or have started) to slowly pull things back from the client side and put more emphasis on the server side of things.

    That said, I'm sure it won't be long before we go full-circle again.

    One final thought, I do not want any "OS" that's supposed to run on my computer to be running on the internet. Corporate networks, in my experience, are typically much more prone to solid uptimes, unlike the internet. Plus, if something goes down on my network, I don't have to depend on someone else to fix it.

  19. I wonder... on Beijing Sweetens Rubbish With Giant Deodorant Guns · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of that landfill is recyclables? Dunno if that's a stock photo of a landfill or something, but I see a lot of plastics there...

  20. Re:Give that man a new job on EA Editor Criticizes Command & Conquer 4 DRM · · Score: 1

    At some point, you've gotta stop holding back and just let the anger and frustration out. If you don't, you'll give yourself a heart attack. ;)

  21. Re:Where's Dieter When You Need Him? on How the TSA Plans On Inspecting Your Monkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll admit it, I only ever watched Sprockets for the dancing.

    "And now is the part of the show where we dance"

  22. Re:Murder! on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 2, Funny

    And they deserved it to, what with their fancy-schmanzy "button-fly" jeans and delicious BBQ.

  23. Re:What? on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    You do realise that Britain is not part of the United States, don't you?

    What? When the hell did that happen? You mean there's a world outside the US' borders? That's B.S.

    (Yeah, I understand that. But I'm not from England, and frankly haven't kept up on the latest and greatest social media stuff going on over there, therefore my examples of things like craigslist, myspace, etc., are all from stuff I know about, being here in the US.)

    The Austin Powers joke was basically to state that this has happened so many times before due to "various" things that this isn't new and frankly isn't news.

  24. What? on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 3, Funny

    lolwut? facebook/myspace/craigslist/etc/etc/etc.

    But hey, a lot of people are on facebook, let's blame it on that.

    Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
    Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

  25. Re:In completely unrelated news.... on Millions Continue To Click On Spam · · Score: 1

    They run stories about them, sure. That doesn't mean a user has knowledge of what they are.