Hey Sexual Asspussy, I've always wanted to know: what's the attraction of your particular lifestyle (so to speak)? Why do you troll? What's the aim?
i started trolling slashdot when i noticed that the trolls were the only people posting comments i enjoyed. i troll mainly because it makes me giggle.
Also, how the hell do you manage to post so much? What do you do with your time?
sheesh, i've posted 184 comments since i created the account last summer. that's really not all that many, especially considering that there were bursts of 10 or 20 per article. even when you factor in the posts from my other accounts i'm not posting unreasonably.
and really, how much time does it take to post one-line bullshit?
thanks for the support; emad spends even more time at interstate rest stops than he does on IRC.
She sprang from the moss beside the palms and white lillies, the first human on earth, and the most
perfect creation of mother nature so far. She grew in the Garden of Eden, flourishing on the plump fruits
and abundant spring waters, splashing in the lagoons and climbing through the jungles, her developing
young breasts already full and bouncy. Her hair long and dark, strands slipping beside her oval face with
adorning soft cheeks and pointed chin. Her buttocks looked plump beneath her thin waist and elegant
back which the gentle sun had slightly darkened.
My mouth was watering at the sight of her lovely body as she squatted on the water's edge, splashing
pee down beneath her spread legs and looking up at the blue sky. I noticed as she slipped quietly into the
lake that her body was quite different from my own, which was broader, bigger and more muscular.
Although I didn't have the plump breasts on my chest or only a small spattering of hair, she was minus
the penis hanging between my legs, which sometimes grew hard and red and bubbled with small daubs of
a sticky fluid.
It was like that now, jutting out in front of me as I hid behind the bushes, wondering how I could approach
this wondrous creature. Her head was above the water, and the sun illuminated her hair and skin making
them glisten. I so wanted to burst forth from the bushes and leap into the water with her smooth, almost
hairless body, so much like my own, yet still so lusciously different. My hand gently stroked my erect
penis, trying to soothe its flaming heat.
I moved cautiously around the bushes, my knees brushing against small red chilis and orange cumquats,
and I pushed the palm fronds to the side for a closer view. Ah, here I could see the small spatterings of
freckles across her tan cheeks, and the red moisture of her lips. I could imagine kissing them, sucking
gently on them. My thickly veined penis strained harder and I wiped away a little drop of fluid and brought
it to my lips for a taste. It was smooth and salty, like an oyster from the rocks down by the sea.
She climbed gracefully from the water and back onto the rocks, next to the wet puddle she had made and
lay down in the sun, her legs stretching out towards me, slightly open, droplets of moisture glistening in the
hair between them.
I ducked lower hoping to glimpse the ruddy brown flesh hiding so teasingly below that alluring tuft of hair. I
gulped, my mouth intensely dry, parted slightly, as I held my breath in the shadows of the shrubbery. My
elbow brushed against the engorged head of my penis, taking with it the next bulb of moisture, followed by
a long sticky strand.
Her hand slid down over her ribcage and belly, slowly between her legs, making them part slightly. I
strained my eyes harder to make out what was there. Her middle finger slid up and down as if the spot
was very slippery and her legs parted further. I nearly fell over as I saw her sex come into view. It looked
tantalising, glistening there in the sun, pouting cheekily at me. She let out a low groan .
I could see two folds of skin, and a smaller fold just lingering between them, encased perfectly beneath a
swell of flesh, all glistening. I sucked on my lip, my heart pounding in my chest, transfixed by this beautiful
creature's sultry display. Her finger slid up and down, dipping between the pink lips and then back up to her
mouth where she sucked on it, a look of warmth coming across her face.
I knew if I moved she would see me, so desperately I tried to stop my legs from shaking. Her legs opened
further and I looked lower to where her buttocks squashed flat on the rock to the dark shadow beneath
her open vagina. I could just make out the shape of her anus in the shadow, and the sublime creases
where her thighs met her bottom. I wanted to suck on all of them. From where had such a creature come,
I wondered, and are there more of them?
Then her eyes caught mine. She stared directly at me and I froze, my heart stopping dead and my limbs
seizing up. She sat up a little pushing her dark hair back, and I was amazed as a tiny smile appeared on
her face. She sat forwards more, her breasts swaying, and her smile broadened into an expression of
joyous surprise.
She stood up and walked towards me and held back the branches between us. I slowly rose from my
position and her eyes dropped to the engorged penis jutting out before me, angry with veins. Her mouth
opened as she stared at it then back at my face, her expression a mixture of joy and surprise. I stood
frozen to the spot, my face burning with embarrassment.
With slender fingers she beckoned me forward, her tongue peeking between her lips. She touched me
gently on the shoulder as I climbed from the brush, and she wasn't frightened as I had expected her to be.
Then again, I was not some wild animal. I was one of her kind. One of the humans. I wondered if I was the
only other one she'd seen, and if she knew where I had come from. Yet I had no way to ask her. I could
only stand there smiling nervously as she felt my skin and smiled, her blue eyes flashing.
I'd watched her many times from my hiding spot, wondering if I should make contact with her and every
time backing away, too afraid of her mysteries. And now I was here, standing by her lagoon while she ran
her hands all over my body. I couldn't believe my luck. I had spent my life on the coastline fishing and
hunting, sometimes thinking about how I seemed to be the only one of my kind, and sometimes feeling a
little sad, a little lonely.
Now I looked into the blue oceans of her eyes as the backs of her fingers skimmed over my stomach and
the corner of her lip turned up, and nervously reached my hand toward her shoulder. Cautiously I checked
her expression to ensure she didn't get frightened, then finally touched her skin. It was so much smoother
than my own, and deliciously creamy. She moaned softly and I knew it was all okay. Then I felt her fingers
brush my penis.
I felt it jerk tightly, threatening to ejaculate all over her. She jumped a little with shock, pulling her hand
away, then she looked back up at me and giggled. Her breasts swayed, full and swollen, and her dark
nipples were crinkled and hard, pointing towards me. I let my fingers slide down her arm, over the small
bone at her elbow and down her forearm to her hand which again tentatively touched my penis.
I looked down at it and could see more clear fluid in a bulb at the opening. Her cool fingers touched it on the
side, then curled around the shaft, squeezing gently. I groaned with ecstasy, feeling it jerk a few more
times, then relax.
My own hands roamed over her warm skin, down her belly and across the bones of her hips. We both
instinctively knew what had to be done. My hands cupped her breasts and I gently squeezed, enjoying
their fullness. Gently I pushed her down on the flat rock. Her hands dropped away from my penis and she
smiled as she spread her legs wide and lifted her bottom off the rock. She spread her swollen lips, showing
me the shining fluids collecting there and her engorged clitoris nestled among the folds of her skin.
I knelt before her, sucking in a long, shaky breath and stroking the tuft of soft curls then sliding down into
the slippery lips of her vagina. She groaned and whimpered slightly, straining to lift herself higher towards
my mouth. I lowered my head and kissed her mound softly, then swept my tongue down the side between
the inner and outer lips, immediately tasting her rich tang.
I let the tip of my tongue complete a slow round of the outskirts of her vagina, then I ventured into her
soft centre. I flicked over her hard clitoris a few times then slid lower over her urethra, feeling the small
hole with the tip of my tongue, then I pushed up inside her as far as I could, making my entire lower face
wet with her juices. The taste was exquisite, a cross between an oyster and a mango, yet with a zest of
tangerine.
My penis threatened to explode so reluctantly I pulled my face from her soaking vagina and caught the
glazed, lustful look in her eyes. She sat up and grabbed my penis which was covered in slippery fluid at the
tip and put her lips around it. My knees gave out a little and I sat back, allowing her to do whatever she
liked. I felt my penis flinch and shudder a few times as her mouth slid down to take in as much as she
could. The head pushed hard against her throat and her saliva ran down my hard testicles bunched tightly
beneath me.
She slowly licked down the underside of my penis to my testicles and ran her tongue lavishly over them,
gently pushing me back and licking around my bum, then back up and engulfing the head again, her blue
eyes looking up at me, her chin wet.
I took her head and gently urged her to turn around on her hands and knees. She eagerly did so and
arched her back invitingly. I grabbed her hips and moved toward her spread vagina and gorgeous anus,
which also lay slightly open. She was so ripe and ready for me I took my hot penis and rubbed it from her
vagina up to her anus and back again, smearing more wetness over the entire area, then stuffed it
halfway into her. She squealed and flinched as I was stopped by some kind of barrier, but in my haste I
pulled back and thrust again, harder this time and felt the barrier burst and I slid in as far as it would go,
until I was snugly embedded within her.
Again my penis flexed and threatened to ejaculate deep inside her, but I held still, feeling her vagina
gripping and relaxing. I stared at the joining of our bodies, and could see blood around the base of my penis.
Her anus was no longer open but clenched tightly like a tiny dimple. It was still slick with her fluids and I
was overcome by an urge to lick at it. For some reason I had to push my tongue into her bum, so I slid out
with a soft squelch and saw more thin blood slicked along the length of my penis.
She groaned in surprise as I licked at her anus, then leaned forward more and arched her back allowing me
full access. There was a similar tang to her vagina which made me want more. I stretched apart her bum
cheeks and pushed my tongue gently past the folds of her muscle until she relaxed and I could push it
right in. There was a different, more earthy taste inside which I liked and I poked my tongue in and licked
at the tight passage.
She was now groaning in pleasure, her face on the rock and her own fingers pulling apart her holes,
ocassionally brushing over her own anus when my tongue crept lower to lap at her vagina. Again I pushed
my penis inside her vagina, coating it in juices and blood while my thumbs pushed into her anus, spreading
apart the hole, watching the muscle contract and relax.
I could stand it no more so I pulled out of her vagina and pushed the head of my penis into her anus. I
heard her gasp again and go still, then I felt it open gradually and accept me inside. I slid in as far as I
could and licked at the juices all over my fingers. My penis was begging for release, so swollen and jumping
inside her bowels that I made one more thrust and then pushed right in as far as I could go. She too must
have felt my impending climax and pushed back harder against me, her squeals of delight echoing off the
water.
And then I exploded, in great convulsions and spasms of pleasure. I felt each spurt of semen shoot up
through me and deep into her rectum, flooding her bowel and seeping out around my penis as I slid back
and forth in her hole. I felt warm liquid splashing on my thighs and reached my hand to her vagina which
gushed with pee as she screamed over and over. I thrust again and again, feeling more spurts being
squeezed from my penis as the last of her pee dribbled over my fingers.
I slid my erection from her anus and looked at the red, gaping hole and the interior of her arse, all coated
with white sperm before it slowly closed leaving a pearl on her anus. I bent down and licked at it gently,
tasting myself, then went lower and licked at her soaking vagina. I had to gulp at the thick mixture of
juices gathered there, before she was relatively clean, then I went back to her anus and felt the now
softened muscle allow even further access inside her. I sucked as much of my semen as I could from her
gaping orifice while licking at the interior.
She turned around and passionately kissed me, lapping at the juices all over my face, then lowered her
head and engulfed my softening penis, sucking gently on it.
I sighed and sat back, totally drained, and took in the sights around me. The beautiful curves of her back
and bum, and the lagoon behind her, shimmering in the afternoon sunlight.
As you open you an email you see there is an email from me. I tell you to meet me at the Crab Shack in
Savannah at 6:00 pm on Friday for a big a surprise. So come Friday you pull into the Crab Shack and see
my car is already there. You go to the hostess and say I am here to meet the Snowtigress. She leads
you to a remote table off to the side where you see me sitting in my black mini skirt, black top and high
heels. I stand up and give you a hug and whisper into your ear welcome to paradise. As you hug me your
hands run over my ass finding I am wearing nothing under my skirt, I can feel your cock get hard in
response. We sit down next to each other to a romantic dinner of crab and oysters with wine. We take
turns feeding each other. As you feed me some crab I suck one of your fingers into my mouth sucking all
the butter off of your finger meanwhile giving you my sexiest look. After we have finished are romantic
dinner I ask you if you are ready to go for a walk on the beach.
After we get to the beach I hand you a picnic basket and tell you know peeking. We go for a romantic
walk on the beach till we get to a nice secluded place on the beach. I take out a blanket, a bottle of wine,
couple of glasses, and some flavored massage oil. I pour us a glass of wine and ask you if you like your
surprise so far. You respond by giving me a deep passionate kiss. You then you remove my shirt to find
that I was also braless the whole night.
You take the massage oil and start rubbing it into my breast, and my nipples get hard in response. I then
take your shirt off and rub the massage oil into your chest. You then slowly push me down onto the
blanket and licking all around my breast just missing the nipples. I then moan oh yes. You then start
gently start sucking on one of my nipples as I run my hands over your back and neck arching my back.
You slowly slide your hand under my skirt to find my hot and wet for you. You start rubbing my clit
between your fingers making me even wetter. I say please put your fingers in me. As you slide two fingers
in me you feel my pussy tighten around your fingers.
As you start to slowly fucking me with you fingers I lift my ass to meet you. You then pull your fingers out
and run them around my asshole. I moan oh yes that feels so good. You then stick a finger in my ass and
I say oh yes as I cum. We then shed the rest of our clothing wanting to be skin to skin with each other. I
then see that your cock is hard and begging for attention. I put some oil between my hands and start
rubbing your cock. I then give you a deep passionate kiss and then lick my way down your neck to your
chest and all the way down to your throbbing cock.
I run my tongue from the tip all the way to your balls and back again. I slowly lower my mouth onto your
balls and start to gently suck on your cock and massage your balls. You tell me that you want to eat my
pussy while I suck on your cock. So I move into one of my favorite positions the 69. I then start to gently
suck on your balls sucking one and then the other into my mouth. I tell you I want you to cum in my
mouth. I then start sucking on your cock and feeling your cock grow in my mouth knowing it is soon going
to give me what I want. As you start shooting into my mouth I cum into your mouth. After we recover I
pull you up so we can go play in the waves.
We have fun splashing each other and swimming in the waves then you pick me up and carry me back
over to the blanket. As we lay down on the blanket I know that you are going to take me to paradise
again. You get on your knees between my legs and start rubbing your cock over my clit. I arch my back
to trying to get your cock into my pussy. You then slide just the tip of your cock into me teasing me. You
start sliding a little more each time and you feel my pussy tighten around your cock wanting more. I beg
you please give it to me. You slam your cock into me as I arch my back. After a few strokes you pull out
and tell me to turn over. I get my hands and knees as I look back at you knowing that I am going to get
my ass fucked. You grab the oil and squirt some into my ass.
You then rub the oil into my asshole and slowly insert a finger into my ass. I moan oh yes that is what I
want. You then rub some oil on your hard cock getting ready to give it to me. You then slowly start to
put your cock in my ass. As the tip of your cock slides into my ass you reach around and rub my clit. I
then shove my ass back sliding your cock into my ass, moaning yes. You start to slowly stroke in and
out of my ass going a little faster each stroke. I can feel your cock stretching my tight ass and it feels so
good. As you are ramming your cock up my ass you say are you ready babe here it comes I am going to
fill your ass. As you start shooting into my ass I also start Cumming.
We then fall down together onto the blanket and slowly come back down to earth.
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close. i sat next to him. he sniffed a lot of white-out.
i looked at this page in IE5 for Mac OS X and it didn't work. sad; i was looking forward to a nice wide page.
Hey Sexual Asspussy, I've always wanted to know: what's the attraction of your particular lifestyle (so to speak)? Why do you troll? What's the aim?
i started trolling slashdot when i noticed that the trolls were the only people posting comments i enjoyed. i troll mainly because it makes me giggle.
Also, how the hell do you manage to post so much? What do you do with your time?
sheesh, i've posted 184 comments since i created the account last summer. that's really not all that many, especially considering that there were bursts of 10 or 20 per article. even when you factor in the posts from my other accounts i'm not posting unreasonably.
and really, how much time does it take to post one-line bullshit?
thanks for the support; emad spends even more time at interstate rest stops than he does on IRC.
8==D( * )sexxxualasspussy
you can claim it for whoever you want, but be prepared to get the shit kicked out of you.
fp assholes
goddamn... 10 more seconds
burning man
mmmm. shiiiit.
both this post and the Emad website rule.
chew on a choad, chumpo
thanks, dipshit. as if the break they got wasn't bad enough without you missing FP by a mile... in their name... while posting anonymously. fag.
She sprang from the moss beside the palms and white lillies, the first human on earth, and the most
perfect creation of mother nature so far. She grew in the Garden of Eden, flourishing on the plump fruits
and abundant spring waters, splashing in the lagoons and climbing through the jungles, her developing
young breasts already full and bouncy. Her hair long and dark, strands slipping beside her oval face with
adorning soft cheeks and pointed chin. Her buttocks looked plump beneath her thin waist and elegant
back which the gentle sun had slightly darkened.
My mouth was watering at the sight of her lovely body as she squatted on the water's edge, splashing
pee down beneath her spread legs and looking up at the blue sky. I noticed as she slipped quietly into the
lake that her body was quite different from my own, which was broader, bigger and more muscular.
Although I didn't have the plump breasts on my chest or only a small spattering of hair, she was minus
the penis hanging between my legs, which sometimes grew hard and red and bubbled with small daubs of
a sticky fluid.
It was like that now, jutting out in front of me as I hid behind the bushes, wondering how I could approach
this wondrous creature. Her head was above the water, and the sun illuminated her hair and skin making
them glisten. I so wanted to burst forth from the bushes and leap into the water with her smooth, almost
hairless body, so much like my own, yet still so lusciously different. My hand gently stroked my erect
penis, trying to soothe its flaming heat.
I moved cautiously around the bushes, my knees brushing against small red chilis and orange cumquats,
and I pushed the palm fronds to the side for a closer view. Ah, here I could see the small spatterings of
freckles across her tan cheeks, and the red moisture of her lips. I could imagine kissing them, sucking
gently on them. My thickly veined penis strained harder and I wiped away a little drop of fluid and brought
it to my lips for a taste. It was smooth and salty, like an oyster from the rocks down by the sea.
She climbed gracefully from the water and back onto the rocks, next to the wet puddle she had made and
lay down in the sun, her legs stretching out towards me, slightly open, droplets of moisture glistening in the
hair between them.
I ducked lower hoping to glimpse the ruddy brown flesh hiding so teasingly below that alluring tuft of hair. I
gulped, my mouth intensely dry, parted slightly, as I held my breath in the shadows of the shrubbery. My
elbow brushed against the engorged head of my penis, taking with it the next bulb of moisture, followed by
a long sticky strand.
Her hand slid down over her ribcage and belly, slowly between her legs, making them part slightly. I
strained my eyes harder to make out what was there. Her middle finger slid up and down as if the spot
was very slippery and her legs parted further. I nearly fell over as I saw her sex come into view. It looked
tantalising, glistening there in the sun, pouting cheekily at me. She let out a low groan .
I could see two folds of skin, and a smaller fold just lingering between them, encased perfectly beneath a
swell of flesh, all glistening. I sucked on my lip, my heart pounding in my chest, transfixed by this beautiful
creature's sultry display. Her finger slid up and down, dipping between the pink lips and then back up to her
mouth where she sucked on it, a look of warmth coming across her face.
I knew if I moved she would see me, so desperately I tried to stop my legs from shaking. Her legs opened
further and I looked lower to where her buttocks squashed flat on the rock to the dark shadow beneath
her open vagina. I could just make out the shape of her anus in the shadow, and the sublime creases
where her thighs met her bottom. I wanted to suck on all of them. From where had such a creature come,
I wondered, and are there more of them?
Then her eyes caught mine. She stared directly at me and I froze, my heart stopping dead and my limbs
seizing up. She sat up a little pushing her dark hair back, and I was amazed as a tiny smile appeared on
her face. She sat forwards more, her breasts swaying, and her smile broadened into an expression of
joyous surprise.
She stood up and walked towards me and held back the branches between us. I slowly rose from my
position and her eyes dropped to the engorged penis jutting out before me, angry with veins. Her mouth
opened as she stared at it then back at my face, her expression a mixture of joy and surprise. I stood
frozen to the spot, my face burning with embarrassment.
With slender fingers she beckoned me forward, her tongue peeking between her lips. She touched me
gently on the shoulder as I climbed from the brush, and she wasn't frightened as I had expected her to be.
Then again, I was not some wild animal. I was one of her kind. One of the humans. I wondered if I was the
only other one she'd seen, and if she knew where I had come from. Yet I had no way to ask her. I could
only stand there smiling nervously as she felt my skin and smiled, her blue eyes flashing.
I'd watched her many times from my hiding spot, wondering if I should make contact with her and every
time backing away, too afraid of her mysteries. And now I was here, standing by her lagoon while she ran
her hands all over my body. I couldn't believe my luck. I had spent my life on the coastline fishing and
hunting, sometimes thinking about how I seemed to be the only one of my kind, and sometimes feeling a
little sad, a little lonely.
Now I looked into the blue oceans of her eyes as the backs of her fingers skimmed over my stomach and
the corner of her lip turned up, and nervously reached my hand toward her shoulder. Cautiously I checked
her expression to ensure she didn't get frightened, then finally touched her skin. It was so much smoother
than my own, and deliciously creamy. She moaned softly and I knew it was all okay. Then I felt her fingers
brush my penis.
I felt it jerk tightly, threatening to ejaculate all over her. She jumped a little with shock, pulling her hand
away, then she looked back up at me and giggled. Her breasts swayed, full and swollen, and her dark
nipples were crinkled and hard, pointing towards me. I let my fingers slide down her arm, over the small
bone at her elbow and down her forearm to her hand which again tentatively touched my penis.
I looked down at it and could see more clear fluid in a bulb at the opening. Her cool fingers touched it on the
side, then curled around the shaft, squeezing gently. I groaned with ecstasy, feeling it jerk a few more
times, then relax.
My own hands roamed over her warm skin, down her belly and across the bones of her hips. We both
instinctively knew what had to be done. My hands cupped her breasts and I gently squeezed, enjoying
their fullness. Gently I pushed her down on the flat rock. Her hands dropped away from my penis and she
smiled as she spread her legs wide and lifted her bottom off the rock. She spread her swollen lips, showing
me the shining fluids collecting there and her engorged clitoris nestled among the folds of her skin.
I knelt before her, sucking in a long, shaky breath and stroking the tuft of soft curls then sliding down into
the slippery lips of her vagina. She groaned and whimpered slightly, straining to lift herself higher towards
my mouth. I lowered my head and kissed her mound softly, then swept my tongue down the side between
the inner and outer lips, immediately tasting her rich tang.
I let the tip of my tongue complete a slow round of the outskirts of her vagina, then I ventured into her
soft centre. I flicked over her hard clitoris a few times then slid lower over her urethra, feeling the small
hole with the tip of my tongue, then I pushed up inside her as far as I could, making my entire lower face
wet with her juices. The taste was exquisite, a cross between an oyster and a mango, yet with a zest of
tangerine.
My penis threatened to explode so reluctantly I pulled my face from her soaking vagina and caught the
glazed, lustful look in her eyes. She sat up and grabbed my penis which was covered in slippery fluid at the
tip and put her lips around it. My knees gave out a little and I sat back, allowing her to do whatever she
liked. I felt my penis flinch and shudder a few times as her mouth slid down to take in as much as she
could. The head pushed hard against her throat and her saliva ran down my hard testicles bunched tightly
beneath me.
She slowly licked down the underside of my penis to my testicles and ran her tongue lavishly over them,
gently pushing me back and licking around my bum, then back up and engulfing the head again, her blue
eyes looking up at me, her chin wet.
I took her head and gently urged her to turn around on her hands and knees. She eagerly did so and
arched her back invitingly. I grabbed her hips and moved toward her spread vagina and gorgeous anus,
which also lay slightly open. She was so ripe and ready for me I took my hot penis and rubbed it from her
vagina up to her anus and back again, smearing more wetness over the entire area, then stuffed it
halfway into her. She squealed and flinched as I was stopped by some kind of barrier, but in my haste I
pulled back and thrust again, harder this time and felt the barrier burst and I slid in as far as it would go,
until I was snugly embedded within her.
Again my penis flexed and threatened to ejaculate deep inside her, but I held still, feeling her vagina
gripping and relaxing. I stared at the joining of our bodies, and could see blood around the base of my penis.
Her anus was no longer open but clenched tightly like a tiny dimple. It was still slick with her fluids and I
was overcome by an urge to lick at it. For some reason I had to push my tongue into her bum, so I slid out
with a soft squelch and saw more thin blood slicked along the length of my penis.
She groaned in surprise as I licked at her anus, then leaned forward more and arched her back allowing me
full access. There was a similar tang to her vagina which made me want more. I stretched apart her bum
cheeks and pushed my tongue gently past the folds of her muscle until she relaxed and I could push it
right in. There was a different, more earthy taste inside which I liked and I poked my tongue in and licked
at the tight passage.
She was now groaning in pleasure, her face on the rock and her own fingers pulling apart her holes,
ocassionally brushing over her own anus when my tongue crept lower to lap at her vagina. Again I pushed
my penis inside her vagina, coating it in juices and blood while my thumbs pushed into her anus, spreading
apart the hole, watching the muscle contract and relax.
I could stand it no more so I pulled out of her vagina and pushed the head of my penis into her anus. I
heard her gasp again and go still, then I felt it open gradually and accept me inside. I slid in as far as I
could and licked at the juices all over my fingers. My penis was begging for release, so swollen and jumping
inside her bowels that I made one more thrust and then pushed right in as far as I could go. She too must
have felt my impending climax and pushed back harder against me, her squeals of delight echoing off the
water.
And then I exploded, in great convulsions and spasms of pleasure. I felt each spurt of semen shoot up
through me and deep into her rectum, flooding her bowel and seeping out around my penis as I slid back
and forth in her hole. I felt warm liquid splashing on my thighs and reached my hand to her vagina which
gushed with pee as she screamed over and over. I thrust again and again, feeling more spurts being
squeezed from my penis as the last of her pee dribbled over my fingers.
I slid my erection from her anus and looked at the red, gaping hole and the interior of her arse, all coated
with white sperm before it slowly closed leaving a pearl on her anus. I bent down and licked at it gently,
tasting myself, then went lower and licked at her soaking vagina. I had to gulp at the thick mixture of
juices gathered there, before she was relatively clean, then I went back to her anus and felt the now
softened muscle allow even further access inside her. I sucked as much of my semen as I could from her
gaping orifice while licking at the interior.
She turned around and passionately kissed me, lapping at the juices all over my face, then lowered her
head and engulfed my softening penis, sucking gently on it.
I sighed and sat back, totally drained, and took in the sights around me. The beautiful curves of her back
and bum, and the lagoon behind her, shimmering in the afternoon sunlight.
so, quick poll: how many slashdotters have slammed their dicks in sarcasta's honeypot?
As you open you an email you see there is an email from me. I tell you to meet me at the Crab Shack in
Savannah at 6:00 pm on Friday for a big a surprise. So come Friday you pull into the Crab Shack and see
my car is already there. You go to the hostess and say I am here to meet the Snowtigress. She leads
you to a remote table off to the side where you see me sitting in my black mini skirt, black top and high
heels. I stand up and give you a hug and whisper into your ear welcome to paradise. As you hug me your
hands run over my ass finding I am wearing nothing under my skirt, I can feel your cock get hard in
response. We sit down next to each other to a romantic dinner of crab and oysters with wine. We take
turns feeding each other. As you feed me some crab I suck one of your fingers into my mouth sucking all
the butter off of your finger meanwhile giving you my sexiest look. After we have finished are romantic
dinner I ask you if you are ready to go for a walk on the beach.
After we get to the beach I hand you a picnic basket and tell you know peeking. We go for a romantic
walk on the beach till we get to a nice secluded place on the beach. I take out a blanket, a bottle of wine,
couple of glasses, and some flavored massage oil. I pour us a glass of wine and ask you if you like your
surprise so far. You respond by giving me a deep passionate kiss. You then you remove my shirt to find
that I was also braless the whole night.
You take the massage oil and start rubbing it into my breast, and my nipples get hard in response. I then
take your shirt off and rub the massage oil into your chest. You then slowly push me down onto the
blanket and licking all around my breast just missing the nipples. I then moan oh yes. You then start
gently start sucking on one of my nipples as I run my hands over your back and neck arching my back.
You slowly slide your hand under my skirt to find my hot and wet for you. You start rubbing my clit
between your fingers making me even wetter. I say please put your fingers in me. As you slide two fingers
in me you feel my pussy tighten around your fingers.
As you start to slowly fucking me with you fingers I lift my ass to meet you. You then pull your fingers out
and run them around my asshole. I moan oh yes that feels so good. You then stick a finger in my ass and
I say oh yes as I cum. We then shed the rest of our clothing wanting to be skin to skin with each other. I
then see that your cock is hard and begging for attention. I put some oil between my hands and start
rubbing your cock. I then give you a deep passionate kiss and then lick my way down your neck to your
chest and all the way down to your throbbing cock.
I run my tongue from the tip all the way to your balls and back again. I slowly lower my mouth onto your
balls and start to gently suck on your cock and massage your balls. You tell me that you want to eat my
pussy while I suck on your cock. So I move into one of my favorite positions the 69. I then start to gently
suck on your balls sucking one and then the other into my mouth. I tell you I want you to cum in my
mouth. I then start sucking on your cock and feeling your cock grow in my mouth knowing it is soon going
to give me what I want. As you start shooting into my mouth I cum into your mouth. After we recover I
pull you up so we can go play in the waves.
We have fun splashing each other and swimming in the waves then you pick me up and carry me back
over to the blanket. As we lay down on the blanket I know that you are going to take me to paradise
again. You get on your knees between my legs and start rubbing your cock over my clit. I arch my back
to trying to get your cock into my pussy. You then slide just the tip of your cock into me teasing me. You
start sliding a little more each time and you feel my pussy tighten around your cock wanting more. I beg
you please give it to me. You slam your cock into me as I arch my back. After a few strokes you pull out
and tell me to turn over. I get my hands and knees as I look back at you knowing that I am going to get
my ass fucked. You grab the oil and squirt some into my ass.
You then rub the oil into my asshole and slowly insert a finger into my ass. I moan oh yes that is what I
want. You then rub some oil on your hard cock getting ready to give it to me. You then slowly start to
put your cock in my ass. As the tip of your cock slides into my ass you reach around and rub my clit. I
then shove my ass back sliding your cock into my ass, moaning yes. You start to slowly stroke in and
out of my ass going a little faster each stroke. I can feel your cock stretching my tight ass and it feels so
good. As you are ramming your cock up my ass you say are you ready babe here it comes I am going to
fill your ass. As you start shooting into my ass I also start Cumming.
We then fall down together onto the blanket and slowly come back down to earth.
you may penetrate. but just not me, ok?
p.s. congratulations on spelling congratulations correctly; that's rare.
ACs suck the shit out of my crack
nice fp. this is an historic moment...
"oh, Taco? he's not gay -- he's married."
heh heh heh heh
great, beaten by AC scum. who's the queer?
first post queers
nice FP man!
Slow Down Fagboy!
Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.
It's been 4 seconds since you hit 'reply'!
slow proxies are a real bitch. mine acts up a lot but it's a stolen wireless connection from a building across the street, so i don't complain much.
but it's cost me many an fp before.
l8r sk8r
you beat me, pr0n k1ng. all i can do is drop to my knees and thank god that it wasn't an AC who poached me.
thanks to satellite technology even the Martians know Taco is a fag.
good work man, glad to see a logged-in fellow scoop it up. go for the hattrick!
Taco is still a faggot. eat my shorts
Taco is a faggot, gay post assholes