i think most of the tepid response to mozilla-0.9.9 is because people realize that 1.0 is truly, certainly, definitely going to suck balls, whereas with 0.9.8 there was the hope that they might get it right with their last double-minor-version-number revision.
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Every day, thousands of geeks and Linux communists from all over the world visit Slashdot to discuss recent news about computers, technology, science, copyright, etc. etc. It's quite a nice community, inhabited by several different species of geeks - ranging from teenagers without a social life to developers of illegal communist "open source" software!
I have observed for a long time how these geeks openly promote "open source", which can be rationally explained as copying computer programs and data from one computer to another without paying for the software. Illegal distribution of MP3 music is a fine example.
For a long while, I was one of them who think it's a ridiculous concept. If software developers have put 100's of hours of work in creating good software, would it really be right to steal their work without paying them for their efforts? No, of course not. Or...?
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Just a few weeks ago, a colleague of mine demonstrated how simple it is to open-source a copyrighted program over to a CD. Just a few clicks on the computer cursor! So what does this mean? Well, from now on, I will sure as hell not buy any new software, that's for sure.
I can get the latest Windows, Office, Internet or pop album for the expense of a writable CD!
I got back to Slashdot after a short break, just three days ago. It was a happy moment as I felt that I was joining with my fellow open-sourceres's to share the joy of open-sourceing programs. But it didn't turn out to be what I had expected.
Slashdot, this site that has claimed to be "open-source" for a long time, is in fact not. It was a tremendous emotional shock to me when I discovered that several important parts of Slashdot are "closed-source", I.E. not available for copying!
Some of the missing things are:
- A full list of user e-mail addresses, in a non-obfuscated form.
Yes, not only does Slashdot NOT provide a list of all users' e-mail addresses in a conveniently downloadable text file, but the addresses, which you have to dig out manually one-by-one, are obfuscated for "spam-protection". What does this mean? It means that a company that wants to advertise its great products to new customers will have a hard time, because it can't send out the advertisements! And why? Because Slashdot refuses to share its data in an open-source manner!
- An open public database of user passwords.
In its current state, Slashdot holds 70% of its website - the individual user account pages for all users - restricted. Is this open source? No, of course not! Slashdot should definitely unlock these pages and make the password database public to everybody!
The above two are of course just the top of the iceberg. Or how about: a moderation system that close-sources out controversial user posts, zero write access to the Slashdot servers from remote computers such as mine... I don't think the list is finite!
It is in my opinion and interest that Slashdot should strive to become fully open source. The process should start right now, by us, the users, us who want open-source to be part of our society.
So act now - raise your voice and speak out! Should dictatorship like this be tolerated?
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Amber was sitting on the subway train going into the city. All seats were taken and some passengers were
standing.
Amber saw a young business woman, about 30 years old, standing about eight feet away facing in Amber's
direction. What a stunning woman, thought Amber. She was dressed in a dark gray suit that couldn't hide the
shapely body beneath it.
I hope I still look that good when I'm 30, Amber thought proudly. Amber was eighteen and a senior in high school.
She was familiar with shapely bodies because she was blessed with one. She knew she turned heads when she
walked down the street.
The woman looked directly at Amber and smiled. Suddenly she noticed water running down the woman's long, nylon
clad legs.
"What the hell," Amber muttered.
A big wet spot began appearing on the front of the woman's skirt. Amber looked up at the woman's face. She was
staring at Amber with glazed eyes.
My god, she's pissing in her pants. Piss was running down into her high heel shoes. She saw the woman's body go
tense, then shudder wickedly. She then smiled at Amber and moved towards the door as the train came to a stop.
Amber was totally stunned. She had never seen anything like that in her life. Her whole body felt flush as a wave of
sexual excitement swept over her.
My god, she thought. The whole scene took less than 10 seconds but it fully aroused me.
She didn't understand. I'm not bi or a lesbian, she thought. Why did it excite me so much.?
That evening while doing her homework she couldn't get the incident out of her mind. She felt aroused again.
She closed the door to her bedroom and lay across her bed. She brought her hand up under her skirt.
"UGHHHHHH," she moaned as her fingers found the lips of her pussy. Her panties were soaked.
The shapely woman and the piss running down her leg was the image in her mind.
"ARGGGGGGGGG," she groaned as she immediately felt an orgasm sweep over her.
Jesus, that was quick, she thought as she went to the bathroom to clean herself up.
Two days later Amber was on the same train. She couldn't believe it. There was the woman again, as stunning as the
first time she had seen her.
She was further away this time but their eyes made contact. Amber watched excitedly to see if she would get a
replay of their last meeting.
Suddenly the train was coming into the station and was slowing down. The woman was moving down the aisle
towards her. As she walked by Amber she held her hand out as to give her something. Amber held out her hand
and felt something placed into her palm. The woman was gone.
Amber looked at the object. It was a 3 ounce, clear glass vial, filled with a yellowish liquid.
Amber gasped. The woman had given her some of her piss. The depravity of it almost overwhelmed her. Her panties
were immediately soaked.
That night in her room she sat at her desk and examined the vial. She pulled out the cork and put it to her nose.
"Ohhh goddd," she moaned as her hand slipped under her skirt.
She started slowly at first, rubbing her pussy as she sniffed the aroma from the vial. Her fingers slipped under her
panties and inserted into her swollen cunt.
Now her hips were thrusting to meet her plunging fingers. She felt an orgasm welling up inside of her. Her climax
was near.
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she moaned as she brought the vial to her lips and poured the contents into
her mouth. Her body shook from the intense orgasm racking her body. The piss was now running down her throat.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she cried out as her cunt juices flowed down onto the chair. She couldn't believe
she had done something so lewd and perverse but the very taste of the warm piss brought her waves of pleasure.
** Chapter Two **
Amber rode the subway for a month but never saw the woman of her dreams. She had given up of ever seeing her
again.
Friday night she was leading cheers at her schools football game when she noticed the woman setting in the
stands.
She couldn't believe it. The woman looked at Amber and smiled. Amber smiled nervously back at her.
The game was over and Amber had lost the woman in the crowd. As she walked towards the parking lot with the
other cheerleaders she felt someone touch her arm. It was her.
"Hello," she said quietly.
"Hi," said Amber.
"Can I talk to you for a minute?" she asked timidly.
"Sure," answered Amber hesitantly.
"Can we walk over by the school building?" she asked as she took Amber gently by the arm.
Amber was feeling very apprehensive. She was thrilled to see the woman but this personal contact somehow made
everything feel different.
The school building was dark and empty. The lights around it were dim. The woman guided Amber towards a small
niche in the building where the trash cans were usually kept. Tonight the niche was empty.
She stopped, turned an faced Amber. She leaned forward and whispered in her ear. "I've thought about you many
times over the last month. My name is Sarah. Did you like the my gift?" she asked.
"Yes," Amber said barely audible.
The woman kissed Amber on the cheek. She whispered again in her ear. "I'm glad you liked it little girl. I've brought
you more."
With that she pulled Amber's lips to hers. Her tongue darted into Amber's mouth as she kissed her passionately.
Amber felt the woman firmly pushing her head down. Amber's resistance was slight. Her mind was whirling with
anticipation. She felt her bare knee's on the pavement but hardly noticed the pain.
She watched as Sarah slowly raised her skirt and exposed her pantiless pussy. Now she was gently, but firmly
pulling Amber's head up between her spreading legs. The scent of the woman was overwhelming.
She felt her lips touch Sarah's pussy. The insanity of this passed thru her mind for a moment. A wicked passion
swept over her body. She knew what was coming as she allowed her mouth to open and cover the pink, moist
cunt.
She felt Sarah's body strain to bring her yellow liquid up and out of her body.
Amber felt the hot liquid fill her mouth. She savored the taste of the golden juice, swallowing quickly as her mouth
filled again and again. The piss was now flowing down her throat with hardly enough time to swallow. She was
choking but managed to gulp and keep it down.
"So much, So much," she gurgled as her mouth was overrun by the piss that was now soaking her tight sweater.
The piss finally subsided. Amber thirstily licked Sarah's cunt lips trying to clean her every crease.
It was then she felt Sarah's body begin to quake. Sarah's hands were now pulling Amber's face forcibly into her
pussy.
Sarah was cumming. Amber went wild lapping up thick spurts of cum into her piss soaked mouth.
They were there for several minutes as Amber cleaned Sarah's pussy, legs and shoes with her tongue and mouth.
She felt Sarah pulling her to her feet. Sarah's tongue was cleansing Amber's face, occasionally dipping her tongue
between her lips.
She again whispered in Amber's ear. 'You have anything for me?"she hissed.
"Yes," Amber lisped, the thick piss/cum juices still coating the inside of her mouth.
She felt Sarah's body lowering itself in front of her while lifting her skirt. Now Sarah's mouth was pressing against
her panty covered pussy.
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH," she heard herself moan as the woman's warm lips encircling her swollen cunt.
She began to strain. "UMMMMMMMMMM," It came. The yellow urine was streaming out of her with such force
Sarah's mouth filled, refilled, and refilled again. The young business woman was hungrily swallowing all she could. It
was too much. Amber heard the gurgling coming from between her legs.
The cheerleader was going to cum. Sarah, anticipating this, now began licking Amber's pussy feverishly, even while
the piss was splashing in her eyes and face and drenching her blouse. Sarah felt her nipples hardened as the warm
piss run down on her tits filling the cups of her bra.
Amber's body stiffened, then began trembling uncontrollably. "I'MMMMM CUMMMIINNNNGGGGGGG."
Her panties were filling with her cum. Sarah continued sucking, the cum being filtered through Amber's panties. She
cleansed Amber's thighs, then returning to suck the little slut's panties of all the cum and piss she could wring out
of them with her mouth.
Amber's orgasm subsided. Sarah stood, her hair and face covered with cum and piss. Her pissed soaked bra shown
clearly through the urine soaked blouse. She pulled Amber's mouth to hers. The cheerleaders mouth opened willingly
to accept the mixture oozing from Sarah's lips. Amber's body was still shuddering from the mini orgasms she
welcomed so shamelessly.
And as suddenly as she appeared, the young business woman pulled away from Amber and disappeared into the
dark. Amber called out to her but the woman was gone.
Amber lifted her short little skirt, her fingers sinking into her drenched, aching pussy, and vigorously brought
herself to another wave of pleasure. She knew, and accepted, she would never be the same again.
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"I don't think you should do this Jimmy, I mean there is a lot more to it than you think," said Buck as he walked with Jimmy towards his office.
"Look man, what could happen, it's porn, what, I go fuck a girl, and that's it, what's so hard," answered Jimmy.
"There's a lot more too it, especially at first, but you know what, if you wanna go ahead and do it, go ahead, it's you life," said Buck as they both sat down in his office.
Buck was a big porn director who had this friend, Jimmy, who wanted to be in his next movie. Buck had several reasons to try to dissuade Jimmy but he knew that no matter what, Jimmy was somehow going to be in this movie, so he just finally agreed to just let him be in the movie and told him to show up at the taping the next day.
Jimmy showed up the next day, and as soon as he went in he was knocked out with a large steel rod. The next thing he knows he's on the ground, with a headache, tied up, in a completely dark room. Jimmy tried to scream but after several failed attempts he just gives up.
"Shut up rookie," said a deep voice from the corner of the room.
"Yeah, you tell him Jake, stupid rookie, thinks he can take the porn business, we'll see," said another voice, this one from a woman, towards the same direction as the guy.
Suddenly a bright light turned on, blinding Jimmy for a while, then as he got adjusted to the light he noticed that there were two guys and three girls. Both of the guys only had their underwear on, while the girls were all wearing thongs with a tight sports bra.
"Look at him, he's all scared, poor thing, but hey, we all went through this, let's see if he's got what he needs," said one of the girls, this one with blonde hair and huge tits.
"True, so what should we do first," said one of the guys, this one was a middle sized, middle built, guy.
"How 'bout we get him naked," said the second girl, this one was an Asian girl with perky tits, and a nice firm ass.
"Yeah let me go ahead and take off all the shit he had on," said the second man, this one a tall, very muscular, dark-haired guy.
The man approached Jimmy and ripped off his shirt, snapped away his pants, then tore off his underwear to leave him completely naked in front of all five strangers. All five of the strangers just looked at him for a while then the third girl came up to him, this one had brunette hair and had a great ass and tits.
"Well let me tell you why your here first, you see, everybody who is in the porn business had to go through a one day training session, which is why all five of us are here, and this will should prepare you better for this business," the brunette girl explained to Jimmy.
"Okay, so what's up with the ropes," asked Jimmy.
"The ropes are there because if they weren't you wouldn't be able to go through with this," said the blonde guy.
"First we got to warm you up dude, Kandy (speaking to the blonde haired girl), pass me one of the dildos," said the brown haired guy.
"What the fuck do you think you're going to do with that, I'm not taking that shit, noooo," screamed Jimmy and the blonde guy turned Jimmy over while Kandy put the dildo up Jimmy's ass.
Jimmy was in obvious pain as Kandy pushed the 8' inch dildo up his ass, this was the first time Jimmy had ever had anything up his ass. He kept on screaming until he noticed that the other's didn't care and then he slowly got adjusted to the foreign object in his ass.
"I think he's getting used to it, why don't you check on it Karla (the Asian girl)," said the blonde haired guy (Jake).
Karla headed over to Jimmy and then nugged at the dildo and nodded yes to the rest of the crowd. The all looked at each other, conversed with each other, and decided it was time for the next step.
"Okay Jimmy, in the porn business you are expected to play several roles, not just with girls, but with guy's, so when you get into this you are expected to be able to go both ways," explained Travis (the brown haired guy).
"Hey I don't wannna do any of that gay shit, get me out of here," screamed Jimmy.
"Sorry dude, you were warned and you didn't listen, and you have to go through this, and hopefully by the end, you won't even think twice before doing this," said Travis as he signaled for the rest of the group to come and join him.
Jake, Kandy, Karla, and Mary (the brunette girl) all joined Travis as he and Jake prepared to fuck Jimmy. They both got naked, and both had at least 8' inch dicks. They really weren't aroused so they asked the girls if they could help out. Karla and Mary ran towards the two guys, Mary took Jake, and Karla took Travis. They both grabbed their respective guy's dicks and started to lick them, and see as those dicks got real hard and turned to 10' inch dicks. The girls had to be pushed off as they got into the dicks. The both slowly went off and giggled from the delight they had of sucking dicks.
The two men approached Jimmy as Jimmy looked on with a look of fear as he knew no matter what he was going to have two dicks in him. Jake approached him from behind and then pulled out the dildo, this felt weird to Jake as he had gotten used to the dildo. Jake then took his dick and then started to push it into Jimmy's ass.
"Noo, don't do it, ahhhh, I'm not, owwww, gay, ohhhh," screamed Jimmy as he felt Jake's dick start to go into his ass.
"Hey Travis, can you get him to shut up, I can't get him to relax and my dick is having difficulty going in," Jake told Travis.
Travis approached Jimmy then got him by the hair and rammed his huge dick into his mouth. Jimmy gagged as he tried to spit out the dick, but it was no use and couldn't help but to start sucking on this huge dick. As he sucked on this dick he also started to get used to the dick in his ass, as he started to ride Jake's dick.
To Jimmy's surprise he suddenly found himself hard, aroused by two men who were fucking him.
"Suck on it harder, ohhhh, I'm cumming," said Travis.
Jimmy tried to push Travis' dick out with his tongue but this only cause him to cum and forced Jimmy to swallow his cum, and as he took out his dick (Travis) he splashed Jimmy with some cum on his face.
Jake was also about to cum as he started to fuck Jimmy harder. Jake cum in Jimmy's asshole and then slowly took out his dick, which was not hard anymore.
"Look at him guys, I think you two did the job, he's hard," said Mary as she and the other two girls approached Jimmy.
"Okay ladies, it's your turn, go ahead, I think he'll do anything you want him too," said Jake as he and Travis walked of and cleaned themselves off.
"Our pleasure," said Kandy.
All three girls surrounded Jimmy and then started to play with his dick and kiss him all around. Karla and Kandy started to concentrate on Jimmy's dick while Mary stood up, slipped her thong off, which revealed a bare, bald, pussy. Mary then got on top of Jimmy's head and Jimmy knew right away what she wanted.
As Jimmy ate Mary out, slipping his tongue in and out, licking her lips, Karla and Kandy sucked on his balls and his dick. Kandy concentrated on his balls, playing and teasing them with her tongue while Karla licked, sucked, and sometimes bite Jimmy's dick.
All this action made Jimmy very aroused, the most he had ever been in his life. As soon as Karla started to jack Jimmy off he started cum and splashed both girls, which enjoyed it.
Mary on the other hand wanted more and kept having orgasms as Jimmy ate her out. She finally got of him and saw Karla and Kandy licking Jimmy's cum of each other and she joined in.
They finally all got together, came towards Jimmy, and untied him. Jimmy was exhausted and full of cum.
"Congratulations dude, you're in, you made it," said Travis as he shook Jimmy's hand.
"And as your prize, you can have any one of these girls and do anything you want, and of course your grand prize is your role in the next movie, so who do you want," said Travis.
"Thanks guys, I think all of the three girls are great, but I think when I ate out Mary it was great, so I'll take Mary," said Jimmy.
So Mary approached Jimmy as the other girls were taken care off by the other two guys.
Mary didn't even hesitate to start, she rapidly took off her top, she already had her bottom off, and revealed and nice firm set of tits. She then approached Jimmy and started to French kiss him while Jimmy started to rub her ass. She didn't care and let him do anything he wanted.
Mary then got on all fours and told Jimmy to fuck her through the ass. Jimmy gladly agreed and rammed his dick into her asshole and rode her until he finally came.
As he finished up he heard Buck say," Cut, great job Jimmy, this is going great, I didn't thing you had it in you but you do."
"Oh man Buck, what the fuck, hey thanks man, I didn't think it was much work but I gotta thank everyone," said Jimmy as he saw Buck in his director's chair.
Jimmy eventually went on to become a great porn star, but never did he question the hard work of a porn star.
I would do anything for my sister, Jania.
So when she asked me to a special one for her when her boyfriend was out of town, I said yes, even before I knew what it was. I'm not sure I should have done that. The thing is that I was remembering the first favor I did for her.
Let me tell you about that one first, the first favor I did for my dear sister.
It was about a year ago and it was late. Jania came in a little drunk and disappointed from her third date with her new boyfriend. I knew she wanted sex because she wore her tightest clothes and smelliest perfumes. I knew she didn't get it because, well, she came back and it was only eleven o'clock. Also she looked disappointed and ticked off.
I turned around as she came in. ?So, no luck in love, then?'
?What are you still doing up?'
?Just watching TV'
?What is that? Mom and Dad don't let you watch that stuff'
I looked back at the TV screen. Our parents were out too, and I had been flicking around aimlessly, trying to find some soft porn and had stopped on a late movie which looked promising. The two leads were now getting it on in a supply depot or something. The female had abnormally large breasts which the man was sucking hard. Wondering briefly what it must feel like to suck a nipple, I turned it off, embarrassed.
?I, ah, that's the first time they've done that.'
?Whatever.' She went into the kitchen. She got peckish when she got drunk.
I rolled off the back of the sofa and followed her. Her dress was starting to rise up, but who was I to mention that? Her panties were a nice view.
?Still didn't answer my question...'
?What was that then?'
?You know, you and Steve...'
?Stu.'
?Whatever. So how'd it go?'
?Fine. No nookie though.'
I nearly laughed out loud. She became honest too. She got a coke and leaned down on the kitchen counter across from me. Her breasts squished together against the cold tile. She had obviously unbuttoned her shirt to try to melt the ice-cold Stu. I could see where her white bra ended, and her breasts swell in the cups.
I started to become... uncomfortable, I tried to lower a hand to fix myself without her noticing.
I liked to mess with her mind when she was in this state. ?No hot stuff, huh? Pretty bummed I bet.'
?Yeah, I haven't had it in ages. I'm tired of masturbating. Maybe I should get a dildo...'
Man, she must be really far gone. I couldn't believe it. She'd never talked this way before.
?If you do, can I watch?' I wanted to take this line of discussion as far as I could, if only to see her milk white breasts in front of me for as long as possible.
She snorted dismissively.
?You know, It would be... educational. Like that one time,' she had showed me how to french kiss a few years ago.
Jania suddenly looked troubled.
?Am I attractive?' She folded her arms under her breasts absently. Since she was looking me in the eye, I knew I couldn't glance down at them, even for a second. She'd probably call me a pervert and storm off.
?Of course you are.'
?It's not too much, is it? I don't come off as a prostitute, do I?'
?No. No way.' She didn't. Nothing could be further, in fact. For a start, she didn't have a hooker's body. She was slim and almost boyish in form, but very athletic, with wide shoulders. She had wide, flat hips and small round breasts. Her face was wholesome and innocent looking and she had long blonde hair which fell down her back. She dressed in clothes which gave the impression of being conservative, light colors and button-up sweaters, but they were always very tight and cut very short. She was one and a half years older than me but everyone said she looked younger, even though she was taller. She was probably the most attractive girl I knew and I wished I could find someone like her to marry eventually. I told her so now to try to lighten her spirits.
?Thanks,' she said, ?you're a good brother.' She smiled and placed her hand on mine in a filial manner.
?Don't worry about it, you can tell me anything you know.' There was a silence. I took the opportunity to try to steer the conversation back to the explicate. ?But since you brought it up, you could kill two birds with one stone...'
?What do you mean?'
?Well, you could show your gratitude and blow off some steam in the same way... if you get my meaning.' I grinned widely and waggled my eyebrows up and down. I tried to ham it up to let her know that I was kidding, hoping she would be in a playful enough mood to continue.
She wasn't. ?You, are disgusting.' She took her hand away and I knew she would storm off. I blew it.
She finished her coke and as raised her head to finish the contents of the can, I hazard a look down her top. The tile must have been cold because I could see her nipples straining through the material of her bra and blue cotton top. They were bigger than I had imagined them.
Without another word, she wheeled around and went off towards her room. She still hadn't lowered her dress so I guess I got the last laugh.
I cleaned up the kitchen and tidied up the livingroom for when my parents got home and decided to head off to bed. All the while I had to keep flopping my penis around in my pants, I was still quite excited. I wished that Julia wouldn't come in and see me in the act, but I didn't have anything to worry about, I didn't on the bed, iJania was still clear in my mind as I massaged my muscle. I thought of her wide hips easing down on my groin. I imagined rubbing hands up her legs and underr skirt to her white panties.
I stopped myself. It hard not to thk of my sister in this way, especially when she came home half dressed.ant to...' She started to get up to leave.
?Oh, don't be like that, come on, look, I'm fine. I'll be good. Come on.'
I see her mentally battling whether or not to leave. After a while she knelt back down in front of me. She really must want to tell me someth important, I thought.
She looked directly into ed squared her shoulders. I waited for her to start, stillinking in the lt and then she did something unbelieveable.
She opened up her robe.r/>
What an idiot I had been! The ?help' she referred to wat to listen to her problems, but the half serious bid to help her ?blow off steam'. I nearly blit again without knowing it!
Iawked in amazemdeeper, but slower. She massahe tit in front of my face and starteo come towards .
ulled back so as not to tip the delie balance and whed her heavy in front of me. Heres had a different look in them now, a lusty, wanton one. She was rubbing her pussy in lge circles and sticking several fingers deep inside and then pulling them out again. I started rubbing myself harder.
She closedr eyes to me and became lost in herself as I kept mine wide open. She was swaying dangerously close to so that I could feel her
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i think most of the tepid response to mozilla-0.9.9 is because people realize that 1.0 is truly, certainly, definitely going to suck balls, whereas with 0.9.8 there was the hope that they might get it right with their last double-minor-version-number revision.
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I have observed for a long time how these geeks openly promote "open source", which can be rationally explained as copying computer
programs and data from one computer to another without paying for the software. Illegal distribution of MP3 music is a fine example.
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Just a few weeks ago, a colleague of mine demonstrated how simple it is to open-source a copyrighted program over to a CD. Just a few
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I can get the latest Windows, Office, Internet or pop album for the expense of a writable CD!
I got back to Slashdot after a short break, just three days ago. It was a happy moment as I felt that I was joining with my fellow
open-sourceres's to share the joy of open-sourceing programs. But it didn't turn out to be what I had expected.
Slashdot, this site that has claimed to be "open-source" for a long time, is in fact not. It was a tremendous emotional shock to me when I
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Some of the missing things are:
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Yes, not only does Slashdot NOT provide a list of all users' e-mail addresses in a conveniently downloadable text file, but the addresses,
which you have to dig out manually one-by-one, are obfuscated for "spam-protection". What does this mean? It means that a company that
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- An open public database of user passwords.
In its current state, Slashdot holds 70% of its website - the individual user account pages for all users - restricted. Is this open source? No, of
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The above two are of course just the top of the iceberg. Or how about: a moderation system that close-sources out controversial user posts,
zero write access to the Slashdot servers from remote computers such as mine... I don't think the list is finite!
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who want open-source to be part of our society.
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Amber was sitting on the subway train going into the city. All seats were taken and some passengers were
standing.
Amber saw a young business woman, about 30 years old, standing about eight feet away facing in Amber's
direction. What a stunning woman, thought Amber. She was dressed in a dark gray suit that couldn't hide the
shapely body beneath it.
I hope I still look that good when I'm 30, Amber thought proudly. Amber was eighteen and a senior in high school.
She was familiar with shapely bodies because she was blessed with one. She knew she turned heads when she
walked down the street.
The woman looked directly at Amber and smiled. Suddenly she noticed water running down the woman's long, nylon
clad legs.
"What the hell," Amber muttered.
A big wet spot began appearing on the front of the woman's skirt. Amber looked up at the woman's face. She was
staring at Amber with glazed eyes.
My god, she's pissing in her pants. Piss was running down into her high heel shoes. She saw the woman's body go
tense, then shudder wickedly. She then smiled at Amber and moved towards the door as the train came to a stop.
Amber was totally stunned. She had never seen anything like that in her life. Her whole body felt flush as a wave of
sexual excitement swept over her.
My god, she thought. The whole scene took less than 10 seconds but it fully aroused me.
She didn't understand. I'm not bi or a lesbian, she thought. Why did it excite me so much.?
That evening while doing her homework she couldn't get the incident out of her mind. She felt aroused again.
She closed the door to her bedroom and lay across her bed. She brought her hand up under her skirt.
"UGHHHHHH," she moaned as her fingers found the lips of her pussy. Her panties were soaked.
The shapely woman and the piss running down her leg was the image in her mind.
"ARGGGGGGGGG," she groaned as she immediately felt an orgasm sweep over her.
Jesus, that was quick, she thought as she went to the bathroom to clean herself up.
Two days later Amber was on the same train. She couldn't believe it. There was the woman again, as stunning as the
first time she had seen her.
She was further away this time but their eyes made contact. Amber watched excitedly to see if she would get a
replay of their last meeting.
Suddenly the train was coming into the station and was slowing down. The woman was moving down the aisle
towards her. As she walked by Amber she held her hand out as to give her something. Amber held out her hand
and felt something placed into her palm. The woman was gone.
Amber looked at the object. It was a 3 ounce, clear glass vial, filled with a yellowish liquid.
Amber gasped. The woman had given her some of her piss. The depravity of it almost overwhelmed her. Her panties
were immediately soaked.
That night in her room she sat at her desk and examined the vial. She pulled out the cork and put it to her nose.
"Ohhh goddd," she moaned as her hand slipped under her skirt.
She started slowly at first, rubbing her pussy as she sniffed the aroma from the vial. Her fingers slipped under her
panties and inserted into her swollen cunt.
Now her hips were thrusting to meet her plunging fingers. She felt an orgasm welling up inside of her. Her climax
was near.
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she moaned as she brought the vial to her lips and poured the contents into
her mouth. Her body shook from the intense orgasm racking her body. The piss was now running down her throat.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she cried out as her cunt juices flowed down onto the chair. She couldn't believe
she had done something so lewd and perverse but the very taste of the warm piss brought her waves of pleasure.
** Chapter Two **
Amber rode the subway for a month but never saw the woman of her dreams. She had given up of ever seeing her
again.
Friday night she was leading cheers at her schools football game when she noticed the woman setting in the
stands.
She couldn't believe it. The woman looked at Amber and smiled. Amber smiled nervously back at her.
The game was over and Amber had lost the woman in the crowd. As she walked towards the parking lot with the
other cheerleaders she felt someone touch her arm. It was her.
"Hello," she said quietly.
"Hi," said Amber.
"Can I talk to you for a minute?" she asked timidly.
"Sure," answered Amber hesitantly.
"Can we walk over by the school building?" she asked as she took Amber gently by the arm.
Amber was feeling very apprehensive. She was thrilled to see the woman but this personal contact somehow made
everything feel different.
The school building was dark and empty. The lights around it were dim. The woman guided Amber towards a small
niche in the building where the trash cans were usually kept. Tonight the niche was empty.
She stopped, turned an faced Amber. She leaned forward and whispered in her ear. "I've thought about you many
times over the last month. My name is Sarah. Did you like the my gift?" she asked.
"Yes," Amber said barely audible.
The woman kissed Amber on the cheek. She whispered again in her ear. "I'm glad you liked it little girl. I've brought
you more."
With that she pulled Amber's lips to hers. Her tongue darted into Amber's mouth as she kissed her passionately.
Amber felt the woman firmly pushing her head down. Amber's resistance was slight. Her mind was whirling with
anticipation. She felt her bare knee's on the pavement but hardly noticed the pain.
She watched as Sarah slowly raised her skirt and exposed her pantiless pussy. Now she was gently, but firmly
pulling Amber's head up between her spreading legs. The scent of the woman was overwhelming.
She felt her lips touch Sarah's pussy. The insanity of this passed thru her mind for a moment. A wicked passion
swept over her body. She knew what was coming as she allowed her mouth to open and cover the pink, moist
cunt.
She felt Sarah's body strain to bring her yellow liquid up and out of her body.
Amber felt the hot liquid fill her mouth. She savored the taste of the golden juice, swallowing quickly as her mouth
filled again and again. The piss was now flowing down her throat with hardly enough time to swallow. She was
choking but managed to gulp and keep it down.
"So much, So much," she gurgled as her mouth was overrun by the piss that was now soaking her tight sweater.
The piss finally subsided. Amber thirstily licked Sarah's cunt lips trying to clean her every crease.
It was then she felt Sarah's body begin to quake. Sarah's hands were now pulling Amber's face forcibly into her
pussy.
Sarah was cumming. Amber went wild lapping up thick spurts of cum into her piss soaked mouth.
They were there for several minutes as Amber cleaned Sarah's pussy, legs and shoes with her tongue and mouth.
She felt Sarah pulling her to her feet. Sarah's tongue was cleansing Amber's face, occasionally dipping her tongue
between her lips.
She again whispered in Amber's ear. 'You have anything for me?"she hissed.
"Yes," Amber lisped, the thick piss/cum juices still coating the inside of her mouth.
She felt Sarah's body lowering itself in front of her while lifting her skirt. Now Sarah's mouth was pressing against
her panty covered pussy.
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH," she heard herself moan as the woman's warm lips encircling her swollen cunt.
She began to strain. "UMMMMMMMMMM," It came. The yellow urine was streaming out of her with such force
Sarah's mouth filled, refilled, and refilled again. The young business woman was hungrily swallowing all she could. It
was too much. Amber heard the gurgling coming from between her legs.
The cheerleader was going to cum. Sarah, anticipating this, now began licking Amber's pussy feverishly, even while
the piss was splashing in her eyes and face and drenching her blouse. Sarah felt her nipples hardened as the warm
piss run down on her tits filling the cups of her bra.
Amber's body stiffened, then began trembling uncontrollably. "I'MMMMM CUMMMIINNNNGGGGGGG."
Her panties were filling with her cum. Sarah continued sucking, the cum being filtered through Amber's panties. She
cleansed Amber's thighs, then returning to suck the little slut's panties of all the cum and piss she could wring out
of them with her mouth.
Amber's orgasm subsided. Sarah stood, her hair and face covered with cum and piss. Her pissed soaked bra shown
clearly through the urine soaked blouse. She pulled Amber's mouth to hers. The cheerleaders mouth opened willingly
to accept the mixture oozing from Sarah's lips. Amber's body was still shuddering from the mini orgasms she
welcomed so shamelessly.
And as suddenly as she appeared, the young business woman pulled away from Amber and disappeared into the
dark. Amber called out to her but the woman was gone.
Amber lifted her short little skirt, her fingers sinking into her drenched, aching pussy, and vigorously brought
herself to another wave of pleasure. She knew, and accepted, she would never be the same again.
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"I don't think you should do this Jimmy, I mean there is a lot more to it than you think," said Buck as he walked with Jimmy towards his office.
"Look man, what could happen, it's porn, what, I go fuck a girl, and that's it, what's so hard," answered Jimmy.
"There's a lot more too it, especially at first, but you know what, if you wanna go ahead and do it, go ahead, it's you life," said Buck as they both sat down in his office.
Buck was a big porn director who had this friend, Jimmy, who wanted to be in his next movie. Buck had several reasons to try to dissuade Jimmy but he knew that no matter what, Jimmy was somehow going to be in this movie, so he just finally agreed to just let him be in the movie and told him to show up at the taping the next day.
Jimmy showed up the next day, and as soon as he went in he was knocked out with a large steel rod. The next thing he knows he's on the ground, with a headache, tied up, in a completely dark room. Jimmy tried to scream but after several failed attempts he just gives up.
"Shut up rookie," said a deep voice from the corner of the room.
"Yeah, you tell him Jake, stupid rookie, thinks he can take the porn business, we'll see," said another voice, this one from a woman, towards the same direction as the guy.
Suddenly a bright light turned on, blinding Jimmy for a while, then as he got adjusted to the light he noticed that there were two guys and three girls. Both of the guys only had their underwear on, while the girls were all wearing thongs with a tight sports bra.
"Look at him, he's all scared, poor thing, but hey, we all went through this, let's see if he's got what he needs," said one of the girls, this one with blonde hair and huge tits.
"True, so what should we do first," said one of the guys, this one was a middle sized, middle built, guy.
"How 'bout we get him naked," said the second girl, this one was an Asian girl with perky tits, and a nice firm ass.
"Yeah let me go ahead and take off all the shit he had on," said the second man, this one a tall, very muscular, dark-haired guy.
The man approached Jimmy and ripped off his shirt, snapped away his pants, then tore off his underwear to leave him completely naked in front of all five strangers. All five of the strangers just looked at him for a while then the third girl came up to him, this one had brunette hair and had a great ass and tits.
"Well let me tell you why your here first, you see, everybody who is in the porn business had to go through a one day training session, which is why all five of us are here, and this will should prepare you better for this business," the brunette girl explained to Jimmy.
"Okay, so what's up with the ropes," asked Jimmy.
"The ropes are there because if they weren't you wouldn't be able to go through with this," said the blonde guy.
"First we got to warm you up dude, Kandy (speaking to the blonde haired girl), pass me one of the dildos," said the brown haired guy.
"What the fuck do you think you're going to do with that, I'm not taking that shit, noooo," screamed Jimmy and the blonde guy turned Jimmy over while Kandy put the dildo up Jimmy's ass.
Jimmy was in obvious pain as Kandy pushed the 8' inch dildo up his ass, this was the first time Jimmy had ever had anything up his ass. He kept on screaming until he noticed that the other's didn't care and then he slowly got adjusted to the foreign object in his ass.
"I think he's getting used to it, why don't you check on it Karla (the Asian girl)," said the blonde haired guy (Jake).
Karla headed over to Jimmy and then nugged at the dildo and nodded yes to the rest of the crowd. The all looked at each other, conversed with each other, and decided it was time for the next step.
"Okay Jimmy, in the porn business you are expected to play several roles, not just with girls, but with guy's, so when you get into this you are expected to be able to go both ways," explained Travis (the brown haired guy).
"Hey I don't wannna do any of that gay shit, get me out of here," screamed Jimmy.
"Sorry dude, you were warned and you didn't listen, and you have to go through this, and hopefully by the end, you won't even think twice before doing this," said Travis as he signaled for the rest of the group to come and join him.
Jake, Kandy, Karla, and Mary (the brunette girl) all joined Travis as he and Jake prepared to fuck Jimmy. They both got naked, and both had at least 8' inch dicks. They really weren't aroused so they asked the girls if they could help out. Karla and Mary ran towards the two guys, Mary took Jake, and Karla took Travis. They both grabbed their respective guy's dicks and started to lick them, and see as those dicks got real hard and turned to 10' inch dicks. The girls had to be pushed off as they got into the dicks. The both slowly went off and giggled from the delight they had of sucking dicks.
The two men approached Jimmy as Jimmy looked on with a look of fear as he knew no matter what he was going to have two dicks in him. Jake approached him from behind and then pulled out the dildo, this felt weird to Jake as he had gotten used to the dildo. Jake then took his dick and then started to push it into Jimmy's ass.
"Noo, don't do it, ahhhh, I'm not, owwww, gay, ohhhh," screamed Jimmy as he felt Jake's dick start to go into his ass.
"Hey Travis, can you get him to shut up, I can't get him to relax and my dick is having difficulty going in," Jake told Travis.
Travis approached Jimmy then got him by the hair and rammed his huge dick into his mouth. Jimmy gagged as he tried to spit out the dick, but it was no use and couldn't help but to start sucking on this huge dick. As he sucked on this dick he also started to get used to the dick in his ass, as he started to ride Jake's dick.
To Jimmy's surprise he suddenly found himself hard, aroused by two men who were fucking him.
"Suck on it harder, ohhhh, I'm cumming," said Travis.
Jimmy tried to push Travis' dick out with his tongue but this only cause him to cum and forced Jimmy to swallow his cum, and as he took out his dick (Travis) he splashed Jimmy with some cum on his face.
Jake was also about to cum as he started to fuck Jimmy harder. Jake cum in Jimmy's asshole and then slowly took out his dick, which was not hard anymore.
"Look at him guys, I think you two did the job, he's hard," said Mary as she and the other two girls approached Jimmy.
"Okay ladies, it's your turn, go ahead, I think he'll do anything you want him too," said Jake as he and Travis walked of and cleaned themselves off.
"Our pleasure," said Kandy.
All three girls surrounded Jimmy and then started to play with his dick and kiss him all around. Karla and Kandy started to concentrate on Jimmy's dick while Mary stood up, slipped her thong off, which revealed a bare, bald, pussy. Mary then got on top of Jimmy's head and Jimmy knew right away what she wanted.
As Jimmy ate Mary out, slipping his tongue in and out, licking her lips, Karla and Kandy sucked on his balls and his dick. Kandy concentrated on his balls, playing and teasing them with her tongue while Karla licked, sucked, and sometimes bite Jimmy's dick.
All this action made Jimmy very aroused, the most he had ever been in his life. As soon as Karla started to jack Jimmy off he started cum and splashed both girls, which enjoyed it.
Mary on the other hand wanted more and kept having orgasms as Jimmy ate her out. She finally got of him and saw Karla and Kandy licking Jimmy's cum of each other and she joined in.
They finally all got together, came towards Jimmy, and untied him. Jimmy was exhausted and full of cum.
"Congratulations dude, you're in, you made it," said Travis as he shook Jimmy's hand.
"And as your prize, you can have any one of these girls and do anything you want, and of course your grand prize is your role in the next movie, so who do you want," said Travis.
"Thanks guys, I think all of the three girls are great, but I think when I ate out Mary it was great, so I'll take Mary," said Jimmy.
So Mary approached Jimmy as the other girls were taken care off by the other two guys.
Mary didn't even hesitate to start, she rapidly took off her top, she already had her bottom off, and revealed and nice firm set of tits. She then approached Jimmy and started to French kiss him while Jimmy started to rub her ass. She didn't care and let him do anything he wanted.
Mary then got on all fours and told Jimmy to fuck her through the ass. Jimmy gladly agreed and rammed his dick into her asshole and rode her until he finally came.
As he finished up he heard Buck say," Cut, great job Jimmy, this is going great, I didn't thing you had it in you but you do."
"Oh man Buck, what the fuck, hey thanks man, I didn't think it was much work but I gotta thank everyone," said Jimmy as he saw Buck in his director's chair.
Jimmy eventually went on to become a great porn star, but never did he question the hard work of a porn star.
oops. time for seppuku
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I would do anything for my sister, Jania. So when she asked me to a special one for her when her boyfriend was out of town, I said yes, even before I knew what it was. I'm not sure I should have done that. The thing is that I was remembering the first favor I did for her. Let me tell you about that one first, the first favor I did for my dear sister. It was about a year ago and it was late. Jania came in a little drunk and disappointed from her third date with her new boyfriend. I knew she wanted sex because she wore her tightest clothes and smelliest perfumes. I knew she didn't get it because, well, she came back and it was only eleven o'clock. Also she looked disappointed and ticked off. I turned around as she came in. ?So, no luck in love, then?' ?What are you still doing up?' ?Just watching TV' ?What is that? Mom and Dad don't let you watch that stuff' I looked back at the TV screen. Our parents were out too, and I had been flicking around aimlessly, trying to find some soft porn and had stopped on a late movie which looked promising. The two leads were now getting it on in a supply depot or something. The female had abnormally large breasts which the man was sucking hard. Wondering briefly what it must feel like to suck a nipple, I turned it off, embarrassed. ?I, ah, that's the first time they've done that.' ?Whatever.' She went into the kitchen. She got peckish when she got drunk. I rolled off the back of the sofa and followed her. Her dress was starting to rise up, but who was I to mention that? Her panties were a nice view. ?Still didn't answer my question...' ?What was that then?' ?You know, you and Steve...' ?Stu.' ?Whatever. So how'd it go?' ?Fine. No nookie though.' I nearly laughed out loud. She became honest too. She got a coke and leaned down on the kitchen counter across from me. Her breasts squished together against the cold tile. She had obviously unbuttoned her shirt to try to melt the ice-cold Stu. I could see where her white bra ended, and her breasts swell in the cups. I started to become... uncomfortable, I tried to lower a hand to fix myself without her noticing. I liked to mess with her mind when she was in this state. ?No hot stuff, huh? Pretty bummed I bet.' ?Yeah, I haven't had it in ages. I'm tired of masturbating. Maybe I should get a dildo...' Man, she must be really far gone. I couldn't believe it. She'd never talked this way before. ?If you do, can I watch?' I wanted to take this line of discussion as far as I could, if only to see her milk white breasts in front of me for as long as possible. She snorted dismissively. ?You know, It would be... educational. Like that one time,' she had showed me how to french kiss a few years ago. Jania suddenly looked troubled. ?Am I attractive?' She folded her arms under her breasts absently. Since she was looking me in the eye, I knew I couldn't glance down at them, even for a second. She'd probably call me a pervert and storm off. ?Of course you are.' ?It's not too much, is it? I don't come off as a prostitute, do I?' ?No. No way.' She didn't. Nothing could be further, in fact. For a start, she didn't have a hooker's body. She was slim and almost boyish in form, but very athletic, with wide shoulders. She had wide, flat hips and small round breasts. Her face was wholesome and innocent looking and she had long blonde hair which fell down her back. She dressed in clothes which gave the impression of being conservative, light colors and button-up sweaters, but they were always very tight and cut very short. She was one and a half years older than me but everyone said she looked younger, even though she was taller. She was probably the most attractive girl I knew and I wished I could find someone like her to marry eventually. I told her so now to try to lighten her spirits. ?Thanks,' she said, ?you're a good brother.' She smiled and placed her hand on mine in a filial manner. ?Don't worry about it, you can tell me anything you know.' There was a silence. I took the opportunity to try to steer the conversation back to the explicate. ?But since you brought it up, you could kill two birds with one stone...' ?What do you mean?' ?Well, you could show your gratitude and blow off some steam in the same way... if you get my meaning.' I grinned widely and waggled my eyebrows up and down. I tried to ham it up to let her know that I was kidding, hoping she would be in a playful enough mood to continue. She wasn't. ?You, are disgusting.' She took her hand away and I knew she would storm off. I blew it. She finished her coke and as raised her head to finish the contents of the can, I hazard a look down her top. The tile must have been cold because I could see her nipples straining through the material of her bra and blue cotton top. They were bigger than I had imagined them. Without another word, she wheeled around and went off towards her room. She still hadn't lowered her dress so I guess I got the last laugh. I cleaned up the kitchen and tidied up the livingroom for when my parents got home and decided to head off to bed. All the while I had to keep flopping my penis around in my pants, I was still quite excited. I wished that Julia wouldn't come in and see me in the act, but I didn't have anything to worry about, I didn't on the bed, iJania was still clear in my mind as I massaged my muscle. I thought of her wide hips easing down on my groin. I imagined rubbing hands up her legs and underr skirt to her white panties. I stopped myself. It hard not to thk of my sister in this way, especially when she came home half dressed.ant to...' 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What an idiot I had been! The ?help' she referred to wat to listen to her problems, but the half serious bid to help her ?blow off steam'. I nearly blit again without knowing it!
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ulled back so as not to tip the delie balance and whed her heavy in front of me. Heres had a different look in them now, a lusty, wanton one. She was rubbing her pussy in lge circles and sticking several fingers deep inside and then pulling them out again. I started rubbing myself harder.
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ummmm..... no, i don't remember. i don't think it was me. i don't remember ever crapflooding trolltalk with anything.
you may be thinking of "Sensual Ass Pirate" the crapflooder; this was not me.
why must you vibe on my wank?
hey man, feel free to log in at any time.
what the fucking fuck, why is the default post method Code? iCab blows.
again
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