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  1. FP CLIT EAT MY SHIT on New Vulnerability Affects All Browsers · · Score: -1, Troll

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  2. WOW MAN WHAT A FUCKIN RAD IDEA on Wireless Mouse with no Batteries · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Jesus Christ, the Lord didn't send your brain into battle with a full clip, that's for fuckin sure. The system you describe sucks and would not work. The ball would need cleaning and the dynamo would gunk up, the mouse would go dead all the time, and it would be more expensive to manufacture than any of the currently-existing optical or mechanical, wired or wireless mice available today.

    Your idea fucking sucks, and if you weren't such a worthless ball-emptier I'd be surprised that you posted it. Dump your Zima on your motherboard so you can't post here anymore, then go back to pumping dick. There's a very lonely man on 53rd and 3rd just waiting for a sweet piece of pale, unwashed ass like you.

  3. HEADS UP YOU DICKSHINER on Distress Signal Emitted By Flat-Screen TV · · Score: -1, Troll

    You'd better adjust your tinfoil maxi, cause I am definitely going to kick you in the balls until you pass out.

  4. HAHA YEAH AND THEN LIKE on Spyware/Adware Prevention In Large Deployments? · · Score: -1, Troll
    and then like the guy could hide in your drop ceiling, and like tap into your Ethernet lines and sniff all your passwords and then like he could like get onto the WLAN when he gets the CEO to tell him after singeing off his ball hair with a MAPP torch

      • YOU ARE A FAGGOT

      • PLEASE LEAVE

        thanks in advance
  5. ADD IT UP -- YOU ARE A FAGGOT on The Google News Dilemma · · Score: -1

    I am honestly surprised you could even type this, as you undoubtedly have both hands pumping thick nigger cocks. Finish off the bucks, scroll up, and look at the post (waaaay near the top) where someone said what you just said, only like 10 minutes before you.

    You fucking disgust me. Why would you post this? Do you like to hear yourself talk or something? Is it just an excuse to have your full-blown-AIDS SQL signature rape and assault my sense of humor?

    Take your backdoor bullshit and fuck off with it. Dick-wranglers like you need to stop coming here.

  6. Re:For more information... on The Google News Dilemma · · Score: -1, Troll

    #!HEY LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
    posting AC is for fucking QUEEEERS | | / /
    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

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  7. Re:FUCK YOU FAGGOT on Interview With BBC Dirac Developer Thomas Davis · · Score: -1

    We are doing a pretty jood job of decadence even with adventure.

    P.S. CLIT power, GNAA=sausage-casers

  8. FUCK YOU FAGGOT on Interview With BBC Dirac Developer Thomas Davis · · Score: -1, Troll
  9. Re:One Dirty Bomb on Port-A-Nuke · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    By 2015, we will hopefully have reduced Muslim lands to a large, lumpy pane of glass -- therefore I don't foresee any problems.

  10. This is exactly the sort of thing that should be on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    encouraged. More internet traffic means more internet business, and you sweaty fucks sure need a job.

  11. YES on Reiser4 Filesystem Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    Actually I am not sure. But one thing I am sure of, based upon your chosen filesystems, is that you suck cock on a recreational basis. Linux, and its ext3 and reiser filesystems, is a sure sign that the computer operator has a penchant for installing security patches, dealing with problems in the software package system, and draining dicks wherever the opportunity arises.

    Your OS of choice and your deviant lifestyle both disgust me. I urge you to take up autoerotic asphyxiation as soon as possible, so that before long you will be found dead in a closet with a belt around your neck.

  12. Re:You voted for the RIAA on RIAA Continues Distributing Dud CDs to Satisfy Settlement · · Score: 0, Insightful

    What the fuck did you just say? You actually gathered 10 friends to buy one fucking $15 CD and you call this a compromise involving -- how did you call it -- support bands you respect?

    Let me break it down for you real slow.

    Bands get JACK SHIT when 10 people buy 10 $15 CDs.

    Bands get (say it with me you simple piece of shit) LESS THAN JACKSHIT when you start your own burning club.

    I'm not saying I wouldn't copy music for ten friends of mine. Firstly, I'm making fun of you for not buying a $15 CD your damn self, having had three years to save up for it. I am also making fun of you for rationalizing that your little plan was to benefit anyone other than yourself, and was somehow, in your lukewarm, clotted brain's defective worldview, fair to bands. I think that makes you look very silly. Actually, not silly so much as Richard Simmons, Greg Louganis, bathhouse-scrubbing, popper-huffing, dying-of-mouse-pneumonia-at-38 gay.

  13. GOD DAMMIT I LOST FP TO YOUR LOOSE ASS? on DHS Says Cellular Outage Reporting is Terrorist Blueprint · · Score: -1, Troll

    I might as well just cut my balls off now. I'd be a eunuch, but at least I'd have my dignity. You, on the other hand, are a peter-gazing shitstuffer with ass herpes.

  14. SHIT SHOWER on DHS Says Cellular Outage Reporting is Terrorist Blueprint · · Score: -1, Troll
      • CLIT
      • POWER


    eat my fucking diarrhea
  15. Re:Bittorrent on Fedora Core 3 Test 1 Released · · Score: -1

    the kind of pipe you smoke is made of meat. your faggotry fucking disgusts me.

  16. Look, newbie on Mitnick Speaks About Hacking · · Score: -1
    You might think it's precious, funny, or even technically accurate to use mibibyte and the rest of those unconscionably faggy units. Well, here's the part where I tell you that you're wrong. It's not precious, or funny, or grammatically superior (and I could also mention that you left your grammatical superiority in the front yard sitting on a pile of dog shit, when you mixed "your" and "you're").

    A megabyte refers to 1024 kilobytes, which is 1024 bytes, which is an eight-bit word. You think SI prefixes should stay true to their decimal roots?

      • CRAM THAT HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA HORSESHIT


    right the fuck up your

      • DISTENDED, ABUSED, OBVIOUSLY MANHANDLED ASSHOLE.


    You are the kind of knobshiner who could have CowboiNeal on one shoulder and Kathleen Fent on the other, and still manage to be light in your loafers. You are free from RSI and carpal tunnel damage because your wrists are just that fucking limp. I strongly caution that you are gay.
  17. ANTHRAX, SARIN, GUNS on Atomic Veterans Speak Out · · Score: -1

    NUKULAR BOMBS

    AAAGH

  18. Re:Oh That's Easy on Planet Broadband · · Score: -1

    Well, maybe... but the bassist's name is "Michael". You figure it out.

    The Go-Go's are a safer guess, and hotter too.

  19. I'm all for it on Planet Broadband · · Score: -1, Troll

    as long as the Jews are kept separate from the higher races on this planet. Deal?

  20. Taco orbits Uranus tee hee hee LOL@U on Cassini-Huygens Reaches Orbit Around Saturn · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  21. enter this into your relational DB on SQL, XML, and the Relational Database Model · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  22. no niche more lucrative than Kathleen's slophole on Gaming PC Makers Take Aim at Lucrative Niche · · Score: -1, Troll

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  23. Re:Tinfoil sales skyrocket on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I'm going to wrap my ramrod in tinfoil and assfuck you till you shit blood. Then I am going to beat the fucking shit out of you, breaking at least your nose and your jaw.

  24. goatse.info from space on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: -1
  25. Re:I HATE NIGGERS !!! on GGF and Grid Security · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    niggers + GRID = GNAA