Unfortunately it can't be done anymore -- I made the sig back when Slashdot didn't filter Unicode entities. If I change anything on my user info page, the sig will be rejected and disappear.
i want you to take the Postscript source of a fixed-width font, and print it out on a inkjet printer, 144pt, one character per page. then i want you to roll it up into a tube, soak it with naphtha, and sit it on it violently until it penetrates you fully.
you may light it on fire if you wish. that is optional and recommended.
I mean, they're new to most of the world, but there ARE alternative root servers people can use.
You smelly piece of trash, nobody uses your faggot alternative-lifestyle root servers. Set up your own root servers and you can own.felch and.fist and.hiv along with.com and.net and all the rest -- however eventually you realize that YOU ARE JUST PLAYING PRETEND because no one else in the world uses these servers, they are just there so ass-comptrollers like you can be all like "DERRRR I OWN.RIM"
ICANN is the authority here, and you are left with a limp dick in your hand. you disgust me.
,ououououououououo. o CAN YOU SPARE o u ANY SEMEN u o o u (like 2-3 qts) u ouououou..ouououou' l l _|/ l l." ". l l/(o)-(o)\ /_)ll / ) l_)ll '- o .. \_)l\ '.___.' / |\/|_. l l \ \_/ /._| '/ l_l\ \.___./ \ )/ \ \_/\__/\__ l==l \ \/\/\ `\ l l \ \\// \l l `\/\ l / l ; ll l\____/ l ll l
Thank you for the kind words. To answer your question, my Unicode sig (which will disappear if I edit anything in my user info ever again) is Babelfish's translation of "sexual ass pussy" into Chinese. I am told it roughly means "gender donkey cat".
I see you're at Score: 0. This means you haven't grabbed for enough CLIT FPs! If we are to maintain
TOTAL FUCKING DOMINATION
over the other trolling riff-raff clubs then we must establish a stronger presence at the top of the page!
When the investigators ask you why the space shuttle you designed exploded seconds after liftoff, killing seven astronauts and quite probably the entire shuttle program, just tell them you were stoned.
It seems you're trying to get your faggot geek compound in rural Michigan set up with some internet access (probably so you can skip coming to work and do nothing from your house instead of doing nothing from your workplace). I'm glad you applied to Slashdot to help you -- we as the Slashdot community really give a shit about this, as opposed to the recent censorship-related demise of goatse.cx, which you and the other janitorial cockhuffers refused as a story about a hundred times.
So. Internet access. No DSL or Cable, because you are in the sticks. You don't like 56K dialup.
Your choices are: satellite (which you mention), or no fucking net access at all. Why did you waste front-page space on this again? It's your only choice -- does it matter if you get fucked? You ain't got shit you can do about it, so buckle the fuck down and give it a try. You've already got DirecTV so you can get all those premium hentai channels -- how about you try the service out, and YOU tell US if it sucks or not.
I'd kick you in the balls if I had the fortune of saying this to your ugly, geeky face. You'll probably die of "pneumonia-related complications" in a few years anyway, so whatever.
--sa
P.S. This post was a shoo-in for FP; however, due to "excessive bad posting" I have to post this from lynx on a shell account. I love your anti-troll code.
,ououououououououo. o o u YOUR A u o FAGET o u u ouououou..ouououou' l l _|/ l l." ". l l/(o)-(o)\ /_)ll / ) l_)ll '- o .. \_)l\ '.___.' / |\/|_. l l \ \_/ /._| '/ l_l\ \.___./ \ )/ \ \_/\__/\__ l==l \ \/\/\ `\ l l \ \\// \l l `\/\ l / l ; ll l\____/ l ll l
,ououououououououo. o o u 1-14-04 u o NEVER FORGET o u u ouououou..ouououou' l l _|/ l l." ". l l/(o)-(o)\ /_)ll / ) l_)ll '- o .. \_)l\ '.___.' / |\/|_. l l \ \_/ /._| '/ l_l\ \.___./ \ )/ \ \_/\__/\__ l==l \ \/\/\ `\ l l \ \\// \l l `\/\ l / l ; ll l\____/ l ll l
Slashdot Mirror
I look forward to crapflooding from international airspace.
Unfortunately it can't be done anymore -- I made the sig back when Slashdot didn't filter Unicode entities. If I change anything on my user info page, the sig will be rejected and disappear.
you read a book, throw your PDA away, and contact the nearest Christian church about your homosexuality problem.
Either that or shave your balls with a MAPP torch.
phreaks up, hoes down
i want you to take the Postscript source of a fixed-width font, and print it out on a inkjet printer, 144pt, one character per page. then i want you to roll it up into a tube, soak it with naphtha, and sit it on it violently until it penetrates you fully.
you may light it on fire if you wish. that is optional and recommended.
i couldn't agree more
I mean, they're new to most of the world, but there ARE alternative root servers people can use.
.felch and .fist and .hiv along with .com and .net and all the rest -- however eventually you realize that YOU ARE JUST PLAYING PRETEND because no one else in the world uses these servers, they are just there so ass-comptrollers like you can be all like "DERRRR I OWN .RIM"
You smelly piece of trash, nobody uses your faggot alternative-lifestyle root servers. Set up your own root servers and you can own
ICANN is the authority here, and you are left with a limp dick in your hand. you disgust me.
suck it down you flaming fucks
,ououououououououo. .ouououou' ." ". /(o)-(o)\
/_)ll / ) . ._| '/ / /\ /\ `\ l l /\ l / l
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u (like 2-3 qts) u
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l l _|/
l l
l l
l_)ll '- o .
\_)l\ '.___.' / |\/|_.
l l \ \_/ /
l_l\ \.___./ \ )
\ \_/\__/\__ l==l
\ \
\ \\// \l l
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l ll l
Brother!
How would you build social skills in someone more concerned with math, science and computers?
EVERQUEST
Perl rules, FUCK GNAA thank you
SUCK MY SHIT
I'd love to see EV1 take it in the ass like a fucking West Hollywood latino faggot fucking queer gay homo. FP
please tell me if this is a CLIT FP, thx <3
Thank you for the kind words. To answer your question, my Unicode sig (which will disappear if I edit anything in my user info ever again) is Babelfish's translation of "sexual ass pussy" into Chinese. I am told it roughly means "gender donkey cat".
I see you're at Score: 0. This means you haven't grabbed for enough CLIT FPs! If we are to maintain
over the other trolling riff-raff clubs then we must establish a stronger presence at the top of the page!
When the investigators ask you why the space shuttle you designed exploded seconds after liftoff, killing seven astronauts and quite probably the entire shuttle program, just tell them you were stoned.
They'll understand.
Slashster:
I still have trouble believing that anyone would name a site fucking "Slashster". I think you suck.
Hi Malda,
It seems you're trying to get your faggot geek compound in rural Michigan set
up with some internet access (probably so you can skip coming to work and do
nothing from your house instead of doing nothing from your workplace). I'm
glad you applied to Slashdot to help you -- we as the Slashdot community really
give a shit about this, as opposed to the recent censorship-related demise of
goatse.cx, which you and the other janitorial cockhuffers refused as a story about
a hundred times.
So. Internet access. No DSL or Cable, because you are in the sticks. You don't
like 56K dialup.
Your choices are: satellite (which you mention), or no fucking net access at all.
Why did you waste front-page space on this again? It's your only choice -- does
it matter if you get fucked? You ain't got shit you can do about it, so buckle the
fuck down and give it a try. You've already got DirecTV so you can get all those
premium hentai channels -- how about you try the service out, and YOU tell US if
it sucks or not.
I'd kick you in the balls if I had the fortune of saying this to your ugly, geeky
face. You'll probably die of "pneumonia-related complications" in a few years
anyway, so whatever.
--sa
P.S. This post was a shoo-in for FP; however, due to "excessive bad posting" I have
to post this from lynx on a shell account. I love your anti-troll code.
,ououououououououo. .ouououou' ." ". /(o)-(o)\
/_)ll / ) . ._| '/ / /\ /\ `\ l l /\ l / l
o o
u YOUR A u
o FAGET o
u u
ouououou.
l l _|/
l l
l l
l_)ll '- o .
\_)l\ '.___.' / |\/|_.
l l \ \_/ /
l_l\ \.___./ \ )
\ \_/\__/\__ l==l
\ \
\ \\// \l l
`\
; ll l\____/
l ll l
Perl is for faggots
A syntax for pounding ass
chomp, push, shift and die
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/_)ll / ) . ._| '/ / /\ /\ `\ l l /\ l / l
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u 1-14-04 u
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u u
ouououou.
l l _|/
l l
l l
l_)ll '- o .
\_)l\ '.___.' / |\/|_.
l l \ \_/ /
l_l\ \.___./ \ )
\ \_/\__/\__ l==l
\ \
\ \\// \l l
`\
; ll l\____/
l ll l