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  1. "first to file" issues on Patent Reform Act Proposes Sweeping Changes · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the current system, a person/company has some fixed amount of time (1 year? 6 months? I don't recall) to file a patent after the invention has been mentioned publicly. Some companies rely on this by shipping the product first, then worrying about filing the patent applications. "First to file" will likely delay many product releases, as the inventor will be required to get the patent application process started before release.

  2. Re:PoE, AoE, ... , EoE! on "iSCSI killer" Native in Linux · · Score: 1

    You joke, but that was one of the (many, excellent) points of Van Jacobson's recent net channels presentation. From his slides:

    Networking gear has gotten fast enough (10Gb/s) and cheap enough ($10 for an 8port Gb switch) that it's changing from a communications technology to a backplane technology.
  3. New router throughput metric on Visualizing Ethernet Speed · · Score: 1

    GPE = Guinea Pig Equivalent

  4. Re:Since when are Dinosaurs boring on Software to Divide an Image Into Discrete Patterns · · Score: 3, Funny
    When I was a kid, Dinosaurs were really cool.

    When I was a kid, they still roamed the Earth.

  5. Re:Ahhhhh Best Buy on Computer Buying Experiences at B&M Stores · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an experience I had many years ago at a camera shop. They had one of those new (at the time) self-service kiosks for printing digital pictures. I asked the sales drone about the media the kiosk accepted. The conversation went something like this:

    Her: It takes compact flash and floppies, but you'll get the best results with compact flash.
    Me: Wha??
    Her: Oh yes, you lose resolution when you copy your digital photos to floppies.
    Me: Uhh... no. They use the same filesystem (FAT), so the photos will be identical regardless of media.
    Her: (annoyed, rolling eyes) I'm not going to *argue* about this!
    Me: Well, it's best that you don't argue about it, because you're 100% wrong. Nevermind, I'll go elsewhere.

  6. Re:Microsofts answer to that on Torvalds Has Harsh Words For FreeBSD Devs · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, in Longhorn, it's called COW-tipping(tm).

  7. Great news on Microsoft Providing Virtual Server Free · · Score: 1

    As several people have already pointed out, Microsoft is just responding to VMware's free-as-in-beer release of its VMPlayer and VMServer (beta 2) products. It will be interesting to see how VMware responds.

    I hope part of their response includes a port of VMWorkstation, VMPlayer, and VMServer to *BSD, *especially* OSX. An Intel-based Mac running VMware would make a damn fine host for Windows/Linux/etc development and testing.

    So far, the official responses on VMware's forums to "OSX hosting" requests has been luke warm at best. That said, it's hard to tell if they're really not that interested in doing the work, or if they're just "playing their cards close to their chest". Time will tell.

  8. Re:Never mind on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Random train of thought...

    2 bits = 25 cents
    4 bits = 50 cents

    8 bits = byte
    4 bits = nibble

    Therefore:

    50 Cent = Nibble

    I think everyone should refer to the rapper 50 Cent as "Nibble" from now on.

  9. #6 Visio on The Most Desired Linux Ports · · Score: 1

    Sure. That'll happen.

  10. Re:Need LILO for VMWare on The Boot Loader Showdown · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree with un1x10ser. I've used various versions of VMware Workstation starting with 3.2 up to the current (5.5.1) with many different Linux distributions (Redhat 8 through Fedora Core 5 beta, SuSe 8 - 10, plus various other distributions). I've never had a problem with Grub in a VM.

  11. Re:Do we own it on Tennessee to Tax Software as Property? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I leased a truck for 5 years. I had to pay property taxes on it. I tried the same "why should I pay property taxes on something I don't own" argument, but it fell on deaf ears.

  12. Re:I don't believe in developing resistance on Bird Flu May Be Developing Drug Resistance · · Score: 1
  13. Same Old Problem on What Do You Think of the COLEMAK Keyboard? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have the same problem with this layout as I have with every other alternative keyboard layout (including Dvorak): I want to be able to sit down at any computer, anywhere, and touch type. If I commit the COLMAK layout to memory, I'll have big problems the next time I go to a friend's house, an internet cafe, whatever.

    Not worth the trouble.

  14. Another Idea on Season's Givings? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • Take 10 $100 bills.
    • Spend one day giving them (anonymously, if you wish) to people you see every day who make your life easier and who could really use the money. The "single mother" waitress who keeps your coffee cup filled at your favorite breakfast place. The anonymous immigrant who cleans the bathroom at your office. The teenage student who sacks your groceries when not studying for an exam. The elderly person working at the fast-food joint because they cannot survive on their retirement benefits.

    These are the faceless people who keep our society running. We all depend on them.

    No, you cannot deduct these donations from your taxes, but fuck it. Do it anyway.

  15. Re:Memorize this phrase... on Little Red Book Draws Government Attention · · Score: 1

    Warrants are so "last century".

  16. Re:More like Mac & linux = understatement of t on Vista's Graphics To Be Moved Out of the Kernel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    • They haven't released Monad yet.
    • The graphics subsystem was in user-space for NT versions <= 3.51. It's not moving to user-space, it's moving back to user-space.
    • NTFS is a journaling filesystem.
    • Windows source code -- uh... don't hold your breath.
  17. Re:A contender from Sony on The 2005 IT Year In Quotes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first time I read that quote, I thought "most people don't know what malignant melanoma is, so why should they care about it?"

  18. Re:Not working with Firefox? on Microsoft Launches Anti-Virus Public Beta · · Score: 1

    FWIW, it works fine with Mozilla 1.7.12.

  19. SCRUB! on SpaceX Launches Falcon 1 · · Score: 1

    Looks like they'll try again tomorrow at 1:00pm EST. I wish them the best of luck.

  20. No links to OGG or MP3 samples? on Scientists Discover Singing Iceberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course not! The RIAA has already signed the iceberg to an exclusive 10-year contract.

  21. Re:Texan way..... on Texas Sues Sony BMG over Rootkit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get a rope.

  22. Favorite Quote on How To Write Unmaintainable Code · · Score: 1
    Hungarian Notation is the tactical nuclear weapon of source code obfuscation techniques; use it!

    Hungarian is a great idea, but it doesn't go far enough. Function names should encode the return type and the type of each parameter. For example, a simple:

    int main( int argc, char * argv[] );

    Becomes the much more readable and instantly understandable:

    int imaincapsz( int cArgs, char * apszArgs[] );

    Of course, this is C, and arguments are typically pushed on the stack in reverse order. If you use a low-level symbolic debugger (not one of these new-fangled IDEs), you can save yourself a few debugging headaches by reversing the order of argument types. In other words:

    int imainapszc( int cArgs, char * apszArgs[] );

    Now, when you see imainapszc in a stack trace, it will be trivial to decode the functions parameters.

    </sarcasm>

  23. Group Theory Joke on The Equation That Couldn't Be Solved · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: What's purple and commutes?

    A: An Abelian grape.

  24. Re:Absolute power corrupts absolutely on Significant FBI Abuses of the Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    And it rocks absolutely, too.

  25. Bad Idea on Geeky Gadgets for Halloween Parties? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would you run anything from a CD you received on "trick-or-treat" night?