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The 2005 IT Year In Quotes
PCM2 writes "InfoWorld is carrying a news story that sums up the year in quotes from IT executives. Lots of fun stuff to be had here, including former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers: 'I know what I don't know, and to this day I don't know technology and I don't know accounting and finance.' Also: 'We have so many rivals it's frightening. The week after next I will meet Bill Gates and Steve Jobs and I will [shake hands and]look down and see if I still have a hand.' - Sony's Stringer"
"In our flash business, we had an awful quarter. ... It makes me puke to lose US$39 million." -- Hector Ruiz, chairman, president and CEO of Advanced Micro Devices Inc., clearly not a happy man. is my fav.
It is rare to get such honesty these days.
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They forgot a few important ones:
"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google." -- Steve Jobs
"Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" -- Thomas Hesse, Sony
"The 2005 IT Year".
I don't get it.
Oops, of course I mean Steve Ballmer, not Jobs.
Here's one from me, I came-up with this pretty much on the fly, but I guess it was in response to someone's question in a conversation: Vacation is the distance between jobs.
Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
*sound of chair hitting the wall*
"What the FUCK was that?"
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He's right! 640 songs ought to be enough for anyone!
John
OK, mod this down... Eric Raymond is the biggest f*cking prick I've ever met. Microsoft's worst nightmare? I doubt Bill Gates is sitting at home having nightmares about the arrogant gasbag that is ESR. I met him a couple times so far. Each time he was condescending and rude. Against my better judgment I asked him to autograph a program guide. The fucker actually sneered at me and huffed. Contrast this to maddog hall or Wozniak or Linus (all of whom were absolutely pleasant and smiling). Shoot, even Richard Stallman who I'd thought would be an ass from all the stories I've heard was a nice guy, though really weird (and driven, and someone I'm glad fights for what he believes). But ESR, put a cork in him please.
I'm an egotistical bastard, so I name all my projects after myself. First Linux, now git - Linus Torvalds
Using this logic, I wonder what the next Windoze should really be called?
Bill? Nah, thats just boring. Gates? Nah, same deal. BillGates? Doesn't work. Maybe compress it into a funky sounding B-Gates? Perhaps a slight tweak and we have Bates. Of course Bill would be pondering this as he is being worshipped by the admiring VP's - yes Master, of course Master, whatever you wish Master...
So maybe Master Bates would be appropriate?
Mr. THOMAS HESSE (President, Sony BMG Global Digital Business): Most people, I think, don't even know what a Rootkit is, so why should they care about it?
Oh You POS
"What were you going to do with the rest of your afternoon, offer jobs to Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds? Or were you going to stick to something easier, like talking Pope Benedict into presiding at a Satanist orgy?"
-- Eric Raymond, one of the prime movers in the open-source movement, who also describes himself as "Microsoft's worst nightmare" after he received an e-mail pitch from Microsoft asking if he was interested in a job. (Sept. 9.)
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Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am.
'The week after next we will meet Sony's Stringer and we will [shake hands and] look down and see if he surreptitiously sticks something up our asses.' - Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Hmmm, no quote about someone "going to fu*&%^$& kill" someone else?
How sad.
-- SouNerd.com
A developer once said: "I have no idea what the probelm is, but whatever it was is now fixed."
Which kinda reminds of the line from the remake of The Thing: "I don't know what that was, but it's weird and it's pissed off."
"I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life." - Steve Ballmer at Gartner's Symposium/ITxpo, 10/20/05
I guess he means that he's dishonestly thown a chair.
This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
WTF?
I just submitted a comment (as AC) and got a popup. (Well, I would have were it not for Firefox's popup blocker.)
For shame, Slashdot.
...is walking Scout home.
"...but sometimes you could get them to beat themselves. And they did on a fairly regular basis." ... sounds like most people in IT.
Swainson's not kidding, there. Especially when a company does something really boneheaded, people don't forget, and they don't even forgive. (I think maybe people feel like forgiveness is for other humans, not for corporations.)
I was on the phone with a recruiter earlier today, and mention of Claria (formerly Gator) came up. He said that it was really difficult to place people there. There were the occasional ones who just didn't recognize the name, but at least half his potential hires went "Claria? They're the people who used to be Gator! I'm not working there! Don't even send them my résumé."
Note that these are people who are out of work, too. Some missteps are just so bad, you can never recover from them. Associating yourself with sleazy and excruciatingly annoying marketing methods is one of them. (Only time will tell if putting rootkits on your customers' computers is another.)
Kai MacTane: Web developer for hire in San Francisco
So, to become a CEO of a major communications company, you need not know technology, accounting, or finance. Did the board of directors just need a really good shortstop for the annual softball game against the engineers?
Modded down because of a typo? This is Slashdot for crying out loud, it's not like you have never been exposed to typos before. And you certainly know WHO actually said that famous bury-quote.
Oh well, now when I've been modded down, I can see someone else here posted that Sony quote 10 minutes later and was modded insightful. Sigh.
Jem is truly outrageous!
Truly, truly, truly outrageous!
"Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" - Thomas Hesse, President of Sony BMG's global digital business division.
This is the quote of my year in my book.
http://lkml.org/lkml/2005/8/20/95
How can you lose 39 big in the flash business these days?
A female monarch older than most of the countries on the planet complaining about the remotes made by the first company to deploy rootkits in commercial products - that pretty much sums up the current state of humanity.
Oh please. I know Elizabeth II's not exactly in her prime anymore, but that's just low.
This one is from Bill's India Visit, which he concluded yesterday:
Do you see any threat to Microsoft from companies like Yahoo! and Google which have entered the software market?
The software space always has new companies coming into the domain and for the first time people seem to underestimate Microsoft. It is healthy competition and it is good to be underestimated once in a while.
Full Interview Here
I may also be true.
Queen Elizabeth the II is 79 years old. There are, what, 203 countries in the world, roughly, depending on how you count? Considering the revolutions in Africa, and the disolving of Soviet Russia, and the aftermath of World War II (which brought many colonized states into revolution and eventually nationhood) it's not hard to imagine that 102 countries have emerged in the last 80 years, depending on how one counts the age of a country.
"The 2005 IT Year"
'The week after next we will meet Sony's Stringer and we will [shake hands and] look down and see if he surreptitiously sticks something up our asses.' - Bill Gates
Not me, Bill. Just you.- Steve Jobs
The US free market: two halves of a government-granted duopoly are free to set the market price.
Where is that Lead cork being inserted? Certain geeks await your reply, with *baited breasts$%0 err breath, I mean breath. SAY NO TO BOOK-CAKEY! Sulu to the landing party--Sulu to the landing party: I'm picking-up asstronomical readings on the gaydar of a tremendous queef of nebula causing tremors in the southern region above twelve in the rector scale!
Wait... what? Someone care to first explain why Slashdot would fear "I digg it" and secondly why a mod point would be used to modd this as flamebait?
I would've thought that this is The 2005 IT Year In Quotes:
"The 2005 IT Year"
Google: digg
This shall be the year of desktop Linux!
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...always getting out and having funky, social roleplaying fun! Back in my day we would sit home alone, on a wooden chair, in front of computers so slow, you could greet every single instruction before it went to execution and we certainly knew how to masturbate!
"Software without source is like Russian Roulette without empty chambers"
Sort of popped into my head (pun intended) after I heard about the SONY rootkit.
From:o gy_intel_dc
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051209/tc_nm/technol
"It turns out what people are looking for is something is something that has the full functionality of a PC. Reprogrammable to run all the applications of a grown up PC... not dependent on servers in the sky to deliver content and capability to them."
Sure, this has to be read in context (ie the $100 PC) , but Barrett seems to be talking about people's 'generic' preferences anyway.
I ran a perl script over the CIA world factbook, looking for Independence > 1926 and got:
total: 273, younger than queen: 132 = 48.3%
So yeah, you're probably pretty close (depending on how one counts countries, and ages etc)
Slashdot has nothing to fear from digg. I registered a week ago, and am still waiting for my confirmation email to allow me to log on.
That was good.
.sigs are useless; it doesn't protect you from imposters.
why Intel has anthropologists.
Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
"made by the first company to deploy rootkits in commercial products"? Are you sure--I have found a rootkit on my Win 98 system here--it's called Media Player...