When I die, I plan to have a bot that pretends to be me maintain communications with all the "internet randoms" I know. If the bot gives odd responses to their comments, they'll probably just assume I'm drunk.
Neanderthals were physically MUCH stronger than homo sapiens. They're built like tanks. It would certainly take at least several people to bring one down (without using weapons, of course).
If Mr. Neanderthal Clone is actually much smarter than us, I say train him (or her) in several martial arts disciplines and turn them loose. They'd be unstoppable:-)
Of course, if they really were smarter/stronger, they'd probably be the ones talking about cloning extinct homo sapiens.
What I mean is, creatures like sharks, the crock family, turtles(?) have such fierce immune systems (ie molecular acid for blood) that they can afford to live basically forever.
So that's why I always get terrible heartburn after eating turtle soup. Thanks! That clears up my gastrointestinal mystery.
One thing I like about the Wii's Virtual Console is that N64 games look better. They run at twice the resolution (640x480 instead of the N64's 320x240). They still look dated, of course, but the graphics are cleaner. I've been having a lot of fun with Super Mario 64 on my Wii.
Microsoft and Apple got it too. Probably many others.
$ whois amazon.com
Whois Server Version 2.0
Domain names in the.com and.net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information.
Domain names in the.com and.net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information.
Domain names in the.com and.net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information.
That's odd. I've had VOD since I got Comcast 3 years ago, and they even gave me a new DVR box a few months ago when the old one was having problems. The 30-second-skip button still works great.
Ooohh! Oohh! I know this one!
Batman! It's Batman, right? It's gotta be.
Psh. Everyone knows that when the dead rise, you call Ash. He can usually be found in housewares.
When I die, I plan to have a bot that pretends to be me maintain communications with all the "internet randoms" I know. If the bot gives odd responses to their comments, they'll probably just assume I'm drunk.
+1, Rube Goldberg
HULK SMASH!!
Neanderthals were physically MUCH stronger than homo sapiens. They're built like tanks. It would certainly take at least several people to bring one down (without using weapons, of course).
If Mr. Neanderthal Clone is actually much smarter than us, I say train him (or her) in several martial arts disciplines and turn them loose. They'd be unstoppable :-)
Of course, if they really were smarter/stronger, they'd probably be the ones talking about cloning extinct homo sapiens.
They are selling $10k desktop systems with 4 of these Tesla cards.
1 card by itself is about $1500.00.
Is it like Big Trouble in Little China, with the lightning ninjas and floating eye thing? Did they get Kurt Russel to help?
If so, that would be AWESOME.
What I mean is, creatures like sharks, the crock family, turtles(?) have such fierce immune systems (ie molecular acid for blood) that they can afford to live basically forever.
So that's why I always get terrible heartburn after eating turtle soup. Thanks! That clears up my gastrointestinal mystery.
BRING YOUR MAC PRO, MEET AT MIDNIGHT.
Maybe bring a few of your American DS carts and see if they'll let you try them in the store prior to purchase?
One thing I like about the Wii's Virtual Console is that N64 games look better. They run at twice the resolution (640x480 instead of the N64's 320x240). They still look dated, of course, but the graphics are cleaner. I've been having a lot of fun with Super Mario 64 on my Wii.
The Soviets are going to go after Sarah Palin's Facebook page next. They don't want it known that "Vladimir Putin, Sultan of Love" friended Palin.
Now I have to buy yet another Nintendo DS!
Why?
Indeed. I used to love getting AOL floppy disks in the mail. Back when a megabyte of storage space was actually useful ;-)
Damn straight. I took this job specifically for the hemp desk in my office.
o_O
My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it.
And when this simulation claims to be conscious, what do we make of that?
Ask it how it feels.In SOVIET SLASHDOT, free market works YOU!
Awesome, it's Earth's first Class 4 probe.
Microsoft and Apple got it too. Probably many others.
.com and .net domains can now be registered
.com and .net domains can now be registered
.com and .net domains can now be registered
$ whois amazon.com
Whois Server Version 2.0
Domain names in the
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.
AMAZON.COM.ZZZZZ.GET.LAID.AT.WWW.SWINGINGCOMMUNITY.COM
AMAZON.COM.MORE.INFO.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
AMAZON.COM.IS.N0T.AS.1337.AS.WWW.GULLI.COM
AMAZON.COM
$ whois microsoft.com
Whois Server Version 2.0
Domain names in the
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.
MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZ.MORE.DETAILS.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZ.GET.LAID.AT.WWW.SWINGINGCOMMUNITY.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZOMBIED.AND.HACKED.BY.WWW.WEB-HACK.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZ.IS.0WNED.AND.HAX0RED.BY.SUB7.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.SLAPPED.IN.THE.FACE.BY.MY.BLUE.VEINED.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WAREZ.AT.TOPLIST.GULLI.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.USERS.SHOULD.HOST.WITH.UNIX.AT.ITSHOSTED.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.TOTALLY.SUCKS.S3U.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.SOFTWARE.IS.NOT.USED.AT.REG.RU
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
MICROSOFT.COM.OHMYGODITBURNS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.MORE.INFO.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.LOVES.ME.KOSMAL.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.LIVES.AT.SHAUNEWING.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.YEPPA.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.HOSTED.BY.ACTIVEDOMAINDNS.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.IN.BED.WITH.CURTYV.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.HOSTED.ON.PROFITHOSTING.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.FUCKING-BULLSHIT.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.MESS.TIMPORTER.CO.UK
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM.HUGHESMISSILES.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.GO.FUCK.ITSELF.AT.SECZY.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.ARE.GODDAMN.PIGFUCKERS.NET.NS-NOT-IN-SERVICE.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.AND.MINDSUCK.BOTH.SUCK.HUGE.ONES.AT.EXEGETE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM
$ whois apple.com
Whois Server Version 2.0
Domain names in the
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.
APPLE.COM.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM.MORE.INFO.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM.IS.OWN3D.BY.NAKEDJER.COM
APPLE.COM.IS.0WN3D.BY.GULLI.COM
APPLE.COM.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM
No, this site is all just squiggles. I strangely keep going back for more...
It is a noodle like structure. FSM 1 ID 0 Of course! When touched by His Noodly Appendage, a chunk of dark matter becomes a new galaxy.
Indeed, the first Conan movie is a classic. Superb soundtrack. I still listen to it once in a while.
But the second Conan movie is pretty forgettable. It's probably a good thing the original plan of making 10 or 12 of them was abandoned.
Goddammit, NO SPOILERS!!!!
asshat...
That's odd. I've had VOD since I got Comcast 3 years ago, and they even gave me a new DVR box a few months ago when the old one was having problems. The 30-second-skip button still works great.
I use this little trick to enable 30-second skip on my Comcast DVR. I forget the brand... I think it's Motorola, but I'm not sure. It's certainly not a Tivo. http://dcortesi.com/2005/05/04/motorola-dct6412-comcast-dvr-30-second-skip/