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NASA Plans Probe to the Sun

FudRucker writes "For more than 400 years, astronomers have studied the sun from afar. Now NASA has decided to go there. 'We are going to visit a living, breathing star for the first time,' says program scientist Lika Guhathakurta of NASA Headquarters. 'This is an unexplored region of the solar system and the possibilities for discovery are off the charts.'"

352 comments

  1. Wait. I saw this... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Airplane 2.

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  2. Okay? by Drakin020 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And how exactly do you plan to do that? Do we have any material that won't melt under the intense heat?

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    1. Re:Okay? by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's easy, we'll just go at night

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    2. Re:Okay? by Cyberax · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It's obvious - they will land on the Sun at night!

    3. Re:Okay? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One could dissipate heat by having hundreds of monofilament wires to wick the heat away from such craft. Doing that should provide more time for the sensor array to gather and transmit more data.

      Of course, we could select Tom Cruise and other scientologists as crew.

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    4. Re:Okay? by Eudial · · Score: 5, Informative

      And how exactly do you plan to do that? Do we have any material that won't melt under the intense heat? It isn't that hot. The surface is merely 5800 K. We achieve and contain that sort of temperature on a regular basis here on earth.

      The problem isn't to contain such a temperature, but to do it in a way that is compatible with space travel (i.e. not involving heavy and brittle insulation.)
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    5. Re:Okay? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, what we need is some sort of material that can reflect away the radiation, and also has a ridiculously high specific heat. Hmmm, what could we use to reflect electromagnetic radiation... hmmm, something reflective... what do have that's reflective? Anyone?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:TPScube.jpg

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    6. Re:Okay? by CogDissident · · Score: 3, Insightful

      wick the heat "where"? The area around the sun is "all" over several thousand degrees, the size of those wires would have to be measured in hundreds of miles.

    7. Re:Okay? by MindStalker · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yea we do, the outer layers aren't much hotter than say the core of a nuclear reactor. Of course dissipating excess heat will be impossible so its not going to last very long.

    8. Re:Okay? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We just have to invent the forcefield.

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    9. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      My first thought when I saw the headline was "look for the setup and deliver the old joke". Apparently I wasn't the only one thinking like that. Well done to both of you (I'm pretty sure the setup was intentional).

    10. Re:Okay? by BinBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      > It isn't that hot

      The sun's surface is at least 1x hotter than the surface of the sun.

    11. Re:Okay? by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Informative

      No. Not Really.
      And certainly not at the temperature of the Sun's corona (which probes will most likely have to travel through to get to the inner 'cooler' layers..)
      This is where we need 'shielding' technology similar to Star Trek, or to jump physical dimensions directly into the desired location with technology similar to Event Horizon, etc..

      "The coolest layer of the Sun is a temperature minimum region about 500 km above the photosphere, with a temperature of about 4,000 K." ... "Above the temperature minimum layer is a thin layer about 2,000 km thick, dominated by a spectrum of emission and absorption lines. It is called the chromosphere..." ... "Above the chromosphere is a transition region in which the temperature rises rapidly from around 100,000 K to coronal temperatures closer to one million K." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun

      "The chemical element with the highest melting point is tungsten, at 3695 K (3422 C, 6192 F) making it excellent for use as filaments in light bulbs. The often-cited carbon does not melt at ambient pressure but sublimates at about 4000 K; a liquid phase only exists above pressures of 10 MPa and estimated 4300-4700 K. Tantalum hafnium carbide (Ta4HfC5) is a refractory compound with a very high melting point of 4488 K (4215 C, 7619 F)" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melting_point
      Even diamonds are not tough enough... Above 1700 C (1973 K / 3583 F) diamonds are converted into graphite.

    12. Re:Okay? by e2d2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes the surface is only around 5800K, hot enough to melt any known material. But the corona surrounding the surface is over 10^6K. I'm curious how they intend to handle such intense energy. Not just heat energy, but insane amounts of radiation across the spectrum. This will be quite interesting from an engineering standpoint.

    13. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There were hundreds of us wanting the be the person who posted the punchline...

    14. Re:Okay? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since the corona isn't dense enough for the heat to be a problem, all they have to worry about is the radiation. Since that's all coming from the same direction, they can just hide behind something (the thing labeled "thermal shield" in the picture).

    15. Re:Okay? by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even diamonds are not tough enough... Above 1700 C (1973 K / 3583 F) diamonds are converted into graphite.

      I guess I need to buy a pack of pencils and throw them in the freezer. I'll be rich overnight!
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    16. Re:Okay? by k33l0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      RTFA.

      "At closest approach, Solar Probe+ will be 7 million km or 9 solar radii from the sun. There, the spacecraft's carbon-composite heat shield must withstand temperatures greater than 1400 degrees C and survive blasts of radiation at levels not experienced by any previous spacecraft."

    17. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The principle heat transfer mechanism in space is radiative. You wick the heat to the 180 degrees of the universe around the probe that isn't filled by the sun, you wick it out into space.

    18. Re:Okay? by suggsjc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ugh, I barely like corona when it is ice cold...that has got to taste awful.

      But I guess if they can figure out how to bottle it and get it back to earth, then I guess that will change the whole "free as in beer" saying.

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    19. Re:Okay? by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can we vote that you join the crew too for having that stupid signature. (Note: No I didn't click it)

    20. Re:Okay? by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Even diamonds are not tough enough... Above 1700 C (1973 K / 3583 F) diamonds are converted into graphite.
      But, diamond is one of the hardest metals (If not THE hardest metal) known the man!
    21. Re:Okay? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      No, just a big heatsink.

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    22. Re:Okay? by Felgerkarb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      As mentioned before, the corona is much much hotter than the surface. But still not an issue in this case. From the FTA:

      "At closest approach, Solar Probe+ will be 7 million km or 9 solar radii from the sun. There, the spacecraft's carbon-composite heat shield must withstand temperatures greater than 1400o C and survive blasts of radiation at levels not experienced by any previous spacecraft." Still lots of engineering issues, though.
    23. Re:Okay? by merreborn · · Score: 2, Informative

      And how exactly do you plan to do that? Do we have any material that won't melt under the intense heat?
      From TFA:

      At closest approach, Solar Probe+ will be 7 million km or 9 solar radii from the sun. There, the spacecraft's carbon-composite heat shield must withstand temperatures greater than 1400 C
      In short: don't get close enough to melt.
    24. Re:Okay? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The other problem is how to cool the probe. No matter how well you insulate the probe it will very quickly over heat because there is no way to dump the heat the probe it's self generates.
      Stick any electronics into a sealed well insulated case and see just how long it stays running.

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    25. Re:Okay? by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      Before you get modded Off-Topic, I'll say the links are funny and clever. Glad you weren't fooled by them too! ;) I used to pull that stunt all the time in an old vBull forum I haunted. Just build a cool looking, dare-you-not-to-click-me front end to the logout link. Simple *and* funny. It's worth it just to have one stupid person accidentally log out. Imagine a world like that...

      And to be on-topic:

      Three words: giant oven mitts!

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    26. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diamonds are terrible around heat because the configuration is only metastable at normal pressures. I'm actually surprised you have to get up to 1700C to burn up a diamond.

    27. Re:Okay? by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

      How about layering? Each layer will eventually fail and burn off as it passes through the corona, but it would buy time for the layers beneath. Since you would be traveling at increadible speeds, you would only have to buy a finite amount of time before you reached the lower cooler surface zone. It would be quite bulky, but could be assembled in orbit.

    28. Re:Okay? by ahecht · · Score: 5, Informative

      But they're not entering the corona. From TFA:

      At closest approach, Solar Probe+ will be 7 million km or 9 solar radii from the sun. There, the spacecraft's carbon-composite heat shield must withstand temperatures greater than 1400o C and survive blasts of radiation at levels not experienced by any previous spacecraft.
      I'm not saying 1400 degrees isn't hot, but it's not unmanagable.
    29. Re:Okay? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Temperature. Not energy. The corona is not very dense so there is much less energy present in it than you might expect from the temperature value alone.

    30. Re:Okay? by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Yea we do, the outer layers aren't much hotter than say the core of a nuclear reactor. Zoinks! Where is this reactor whose core consists of molten uranium alloy? I want to know so I can stay far, far away.

      I don't know about gas-cooled reactors, but even the hottest bits inside water cooled reactors probably don't even get close to 1500F. The sun's surface is what, nearly 10,000F? Maybe 8000F on a shady day in a sunspot?
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    31. Re:Okay? by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not just heat energy, but insane amounts of radiation across the spectrum.

      The tech they develop for radiation protection for this sun probe should be a great asset for any man on Mars mission. Cosmic radiation and solar storms will be as major hurdle to extended manned space missions outside of earth's magnetosphere. I should hope that the solar probe has magnetic shielding, just to get a high stress test of tech.

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    32. Re:Okay? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      This matter much less than you might think at first glance - while the material (as in individual atoms, ions, and molecules) is very hot (very energetic), it is also not very dense (as in, pretty damn close to being a vacuum). This is the same principle that lets you hold your hand in a flame for a second or two - except while the temperature of the corona is about 6-10 orders of magnitude higher than a typical (terrestrial) flame, the density is a couple of hundred orders of magnitude lower than that flame.

    33. Re:Okay? by Thelasko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My guess is that the Venus flybys are the answer. They fly the probe into the shadow of Venus and get it cold (remember only radiation transfers heat in space so the shade of Venus should be very cold). Then the probe points it's heat shield at the sun and makes a pass to collect data. Remember, heat transfer is not instantaneous. Because it's 10^6K outside does not mean it's instantly 10^6K inside. It simply means that the time it takes to reach, for example, 5800K is shorter than the time it would take if it was 5800K outside.

      By putting water (or other expendable materials) aboard the craft, they can further lengthen the time the craft can spend in extreme heat because it takes energy and therefore time for the water to convert to steam.

      Basically, it will use the same principles firewalkers use to keep them from burning their feet.

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    34. Re:Okay? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Tungsten melts at 1925K so I guess they would need a very powerful magnet to deflect the plasma if NASA didn't want the probe to burn up. So the probe therefore would have to be kept at a distance just t send a radio signal back to earth. Maybe I ought to rta?

    35. Re:Okay? by geobeck · · Score: 1

      But, diamond is one of the hardest metals [sic] (If not THE hardest metal) known the man!

      And graphite is one of the softest materials known to "the man". Your point?

      I'ts kind of like wearing a suit made of ice as PPE in a blast furnace. It will protect you as long as it remains ice... but that won't be for very long.

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    36. Re:Okay? by treeves · · Score: 3, Informative

      This should not be modded informative. Please. A nuclear reactor (I assume you mean fission not fusion since that is the usual meaning of reactor) core does not get hot enough to melt the fuel - if it did, you must mean Chernobyl so you should have been more specific. The surface of the Sun is at a much higher temperature than the melting point of any material.

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    37. Re:Okay? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Y'know, this'd be the perfect place to put in a "WHOOSH" comment, but I won't. That's because the joke flew so far above your head, you couldn't even see the contrail.

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    38. Re:Okay? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You DO know that I'm the reason why the admins changed to those damned bubble links, right?

      I posted in response to an admin post. Next day, Bubble links. And it's a riot to hear all the whiners about that link ;)

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    39. Re:Okay? by gardyloo · · Score: 2

      except while the temperature of the corona is about 6-10 orders of magnitude higher than a typical (terrestrial) flame, the density is a couple of hundred orders of magnitude lower than that flame. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    40. Re:Okay? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I never said "stop"

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    41. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And how hot is 1400 degrees C? Almost as hot as two chicks at the same time!

    42. Re:Okay? by ezsailor · · Score: 1

      You don't want to *contain* the heat. You want to dissipate it. In order to avoid burning up, any object entering the solar atmosphere would need a method of dissipating the heat build up. Shields might prevent it from burning up immediately, but the object would still melt.

    43. Re:Okay? by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I should hope that the solar probe has magnetic shielding, just to get a high stress test of tech. Magnetic shielding would be advantageous. Especially since the majority of the particles coming from the sun appear to be charged. However, the objectives of the mission state that it intends to study magnetic fields and the charged particles from the sun. These objectives would be difficult to meet with magnetic shielding.

      Plus, it wasn't mentioned in TFA.
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    44. Re:Okay? by sveard · · Score: 1

      Nice try. So it's twice as hot?

    45. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that 2 girls 1 cup of hotness?

    46. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chernobyl's #4 reactor.

      or what's left of it. and yeah, i agree with the part of staying far away from it.

      but that was after the graphite moderator burned and melted the fuel. operating temperature in normal conditions on a RBMK-1000 reactor were mere 280 C thou.

      now, tokamaks... those can reach several million degrees (nuclear fusion), but only for brief periods.

    47. Re:Okay? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between radiation shielding when visiting Mars and radiation shielding when visiting the sun. While the radiation may be the same, there is a hell of a lot more of it, so they will need a different approach to shielding, not just more of the same.

    48. Re:Okay? by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Sorry, didn't catch the reference. Woosh comment deserved.

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    49. Re:Okay? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, quite insightful.

      For the record, I think they will dissipate the built up heat in the shadow of Venus.

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    50. Re:Okay? by XHIIHIIHX · · Score: 1

      How about asbestos?

    51. Re:Okay? by greengrocer · · Score: 1

      Um, hello? The sun doesn't melt itself, does it?

      NASA will no doubt use the same materials that make up the sun to construct the probe! RTFA!

    52. Re:Okay? by greengrocer · · Score: 1

      Aren't jet fuel fires hotter than that? I mean, cummon, if we can now make buildings that don't melt under those temps, we can certainly make something smaller to do the same, right?

    53. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you for real? do you use phrases like golly and swell?

    54. Re:Okay? by cgfsd · · Score: 1

      And how exactly do you plan to do that? Do we have any material that won't melt under the intense heat? Yes we do. Fusion reactors create heat far greater than that of the sun and we are able to contain that heat.
    55. Re:Okay? by MrLogic17 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Greetings citizen, this is the Punctuation Police. Do you have any idea how many Quotes Per Minute you were doing back there?

      You were doing an Emphasis in a Litteral-or-Figurative only zone. Here, take some <b>'s. Use them next time, and I'm going to let you off with a warning.

      That is all. Move along.

    56. Re:Okay? by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      Maurice Ward

    57. Re:Okay? by livewirevoodoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also from TFA:

      "To solve these mysteries, Solar Probe+ will actually enter the corona," says Guhathakurta. "That's where the action is."

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    58. Re:Okay? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Inconceivable!

    59. Re:Okay? by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      We would call it Mission Impossible 4 (and thus ends the series)

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    60. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember a novel by David Brin called "Sundiver".

      In that one, the idea was to somehow use the ambient heat to drive a laser and use the laser to provide both a degree of propulsion and also as a means for dumping energy away.

      'Course, it's not hard sci-fi, it was set perhaps a little further into the sun, and odds are you can't make the heat turn into useful energy quite that easily.

    61. Re:Okay? by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      That bartender isn't getting a tip... 7 years to get a Corona is a tad longer than i'd be willing to wait for one.

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    62. Re:Okay? by Sabz5150 · · Score: 1

      Tungsten carbide is your best bet. A 5200 degree melting point with a 9.0 on the mohs scale.

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    63. Re:Okay? by Sabz5150 · · Score: 1

      or to jump physical dimensions directly into the desired location with technology similar to Event Horizon, etc In reference to the Sun, why does this sound like an all around bad idea?
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    64. Re:Okay? by anexkahn · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the wires end up wicking the heat into the probe since the heat outside the craft would be greater than the heat inside the craft?

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    65. Re:Okay? by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to inject off-topic facts into this discussion, (ok, I can't resist it) but Corona is one of the worst beers ever.

      You see, there are three major things (aside from frat boys) which ruin beer: heat, (not too hard to work around) oxygen, and light.

      Corona is in a clear bottle in a low six-pack, with a twist-top. The twist-top is far worse at sealing out oxygen, the low cardboard lets in more light, and the clear bottle lets in even more.

      How do you fix these problems? Jack it full of preservatives, and then market the culture of the beer to revolve around adding some citric acid to hide that shitty taste. Compare Corona against a well crafted, all natural ale, and most people can taste the shite in it. For instance, try really seriously comparing Corona against a good Belgian white ale. The taste difference is amazing.

      God I've turned into a beer snob. Hand-crafted Belgian ales ftw.

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    66. Re:Okay? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      The other problem is how to cool the probe. No matter how well you insulate the probe it will very quickly over heat because there is no way to dump the heat the probe it's self generates.

      I suggest a refresher course in physics. There are at least two obvious ways to dump heat while in a vacuum. One involves emitting radiation, the other involves emitting matter. Practical considerations may limit how much you can realistically do, but the latter in particular can, in theory, radiate heat away as quickly as needed, at least until you run out of coolant. Thus, it won't work indefinitely, but it doesn't need to last beyond the lifespan of the mission.

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    67. Re:Okay? by tachophile · · Score: 1

      Or redirect it around. It's a long way off, but if lensing gets further along, the radiation could get redirected and a spacecraft could get nice and cozy without worries of overheating.

    68. Re:Okay? by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah I noticed I messed up the wording right after I submitted and self-pwned.

    69. Re:Okay? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      How does a probe operating 7 million km from the surface of the sun use a planet orbiting 108 million km from the sun as a heat shield?

      And since when are wildly silly guesses from someone who clearly has no idea what he's talking about called "insightful"? (I know, I know, "You must be new here.") :p

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    70. Re:Okay? by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, no. You know how if you drop a thimble of 200 degree water into a 5 gallon bucket of 70 degree water, it fails to raise the temperature to even 71 degrees, despite the much higher temperature it had? High temperature doesn't heat things much if there isn't a lot of material that has it.

      If you were to walk into a room full of solar corona gas, you wouldn't be incinerated. You wouldn't even be heated. The instant evaporation of the water on your skin would cool you several orders of magnitude more than the million degree gas would heat you. Overall, your temperature would drop. And then you'd die of being exposed to a near vacuum. But the point is, the instant effect would not be the room's gas vaporizing you, it'd be you cooling the room's gas to approximately body temperature, just as the water in the thimble is almost instantly cooled to the temperature of the water in the bucket.

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    71. Re:Okay? by Derek+Loev · · Score: 1

      If we can withstand that much heat is a journey to the center of the earth really a possibility?

    72. Re:Okay? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "But, diamond is one of the hardest metals (If not THE hardest metal) known the man!"

      When did carbon become a metal?

    73. Re:Okay? by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Well is there a way to use the heat to our advantage? How big would something have to be that we could create to dissipate so it lasts long enough to get by the corona possibly using the energy as fuel. The remaining question is, even if we could get close to the sun, would transmission be possible with all the radiation?

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    74. Re:Okay? by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      "Fnord." to you, too.

    75. Re:Okay? by WizADSL · · Score: 1

      During the winter!

    76. Re:Okay? by slashgrim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Redirection is a much better idea! Reflecting will increase the temperature of the sun at a given point (our angle of arrival) and who knows what effect that will have?!

    77. Re:Okay? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      It isn't that hot. The surface is merely 5800 K. We achieve and contain that sort of temperature on a regular basis here on earth.
      I don't know about you, but being struck by lightning isn't my idea of a good time.
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    78. Re:Okay? by servognome · · Score: 1

      Compare Corona against a well crafted, all natural ale, and most people can taste the shite in it.
      Have a shot of tequila first and it doesn't matter what beer you chase it with.
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    79. Re:Okay? by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

      But if you wormhole through the sun you'll jump to a different dimension and have to use a mirror with a weird inaccurate remote control to find your dimension in the mutilverse again. I know its true because Samantha Carter told me so.

    80. Re:Okay? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I'll never understand why people would rather pound shitty, poor tasting alcohol rather than sip good stuff.

      When it comes to tequila, I put a shot or two of high quality stuff on an ice cube or two, with a twist of lime.

      Why shot, and why chug? You can sip the good stuff, and actually enjoy it. And while it will take longer, it will still get you drunk.

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    81. Re:Okay? by slashtivus · · Score: 1

      I'm not a physics person, but probably ablation (consumable) of the heated material would be an issue, as well all "energy" in a system like this is really just using the difference between hot and cold. Not sure how you could maintain that since you are only allowed radiative heat (non consumable) vs. another consumable (?water) in a device like that. When using consumables you have maintenance & longevity problems. Trying to outshine the sun would also be problematic as you point out. You bring up an interesting concept, but it seems like there isn't too much wiggle room. Certainly interesting and anyone is welcome to correct me if I have something wrong.

    82. Re:Okay? by mschoolbus · · Score: 1

      Corona is in a clear bottle in a low six-pack, with a twist-top.

      Go ahead and try to twist the cap off a Corona, your hand will be bleeding after. It is NOT a twist off cap..

    83. Re:Okay? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and try to twist the cap off a Corona, your hand will be bleeding after. It is NOT a twist off cap..

      That's for sissies. Real Men bite the neck off.

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    84. Re:Okay? by servognome · · Score: 1

      Why shot, and why chug? You can sip the good stuff, and actually enjoy it. And while it will take longer, it will still get you drunk.
      Don't you realize how long Beer Pong, or Quarters would take if you sipped?
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    85. Re:Okay? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      God I've turned into a beer snob. Hand-crafted Belgian ales ftw.
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    86. Re:Okay? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      That's not from the article, that's from Tobias Funke's book, The Man Inside Me.

    87. Re:Okay? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      And how exactly do you plan to do that? Do we have any material that won't melt under the intense heat? It isn't that hot. The surface is merely 5800 K. We achieve and contain that sort of temperature on a regular basis here on earth.

      The problem isn't to contain such a temperature, but to do it in a way that is compatible with space travel (i.e. not involving heavy and brittle insulation.) You are forgetting you still have to deal with the crushing gravity and shock waves from the fusion reactions at the core - either of which will destroy any object we've built so far.

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    88. Re:Okay? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Corona is in a clear bottle in a low six-pack, with a twist-top. The twist-top is far worse at sealing out oxygen, the low cardboard lets in more light, and the clear bottle lets in even more. Then you should drink Dos Equis (XX) - a much better Mexican beer that uses a dark bottle, has a regular bottle cap, and a high cardboard 6-pack container. At least it is better than Budweiser - and their commercials rock ("stay thirsty my friend").

      Of course, that is sh*&T compared to a good ale. I'm kinda partial to a honey nut brown ale, 'Flat Tire' ale, and Belgian Trappist ales.
      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    89. Re:Okay? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      ...not to mention the gamma rays streaming from the core.

      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    90. Re:Okay? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the Venus flybys are the answer.
      How the hell are insect-eating plants the solution? Get a grip.
      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    91. Re:Okay? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I thank you very much for that link. I'm probably only about 3 hours south of there, so a visit may be in order. In turn, I'll point you to Brewery Ommegang, just outside of Cooperstown, NY. Their beers are spectacular, especially their Abbey Ale, perhaps my favorite beer in the world. Their Three Philosophers is also outstanding.

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
    92. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By all means, go ahead and sip your 'good stuff'. In the mean time, I'll be upstairs with the horny college chicks I just taught to funnel cheap swill.

    93. Re:Okay? by jmkaza · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's a person who's drank beer that can argue that a good Belgian Wit blows the doors off of Corona, but it's apple's and oranges. Both are beer, but it's like Fillet Mignon and a Micky D's cheeseburger; both are beef, both are good, but they have entirely different purposes. I'm a brewer, I've gone to Belgium for no other purpose than to visit breweries and sample their wares. When I'm lying on a beach in Mexico, however, there's nothing more refreshing than an ice cold Corona or Pacifico with a lime (not for taste, but to kill the bacteria on the rim). And if I want a good beer when I'm down there, the same brewery also make Negro Modelo, which is damn tasty.

    94. Re:Okay? by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      blockquote> i>Can we vote that you join the crew too for having that stupid signature. Note: No I didn t click it /i> /blockquote>I just foe them all. (And they all think they're clever and original) Once you have things set to bury your foes you never see them. No loss.

      --
      Notmysig
    95. Re:Okay? by ScreamingCactus · · Score: 1

      It may be 5800 K at the surface, but it will have to pass through the 5 milion K coronal temperatures first. And heat isn't the only problem. There's an insane amount of solar radiation that close to the sun.

      --
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    96. Re:Okay? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well radiating it away would be very diffucult. Yes I guess you could use steam as away but it would have a pretty short life time.
      I should have said very difficult and not no way. Yes there are ways including a heat sink in the probe basicly a large but very cold mass.

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  3. Can we by Diss+Champ · · Score: 5, Funny

    select a few of our favorite people as crew for that mission?

    1. Re:Can we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      select a few of our favorite people as crew for that mission? How many of twitters sock puppets can we get on board?
    2. Re:Can we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To reward their service to their country all living expresidents should be given spots on the crew.

    3. Re:Can we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I nominate G W. Bush.

    4. Re:Can we by pak9rabid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      select a few of our favorite people as crew for that mission? I have just the people
    5. Re:Can we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This would be a good time for all of the ensigns wearing red uniforms to hide.

    6. Re:Can we by Noodles · · Score: 1

      "So this the global warmination all those scientificists have been talkin' about"

    7. Re:Can we by slashgrim · · Score: 1

      "Hey, guy, come over and plug these wires in for me."

    8. Re:Can we by Raenar · · Score: 1

      kdawson

    9. Re:Can we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, ooh, I can do that too:

      I have just the people.

      Can I get an Insightful mod now? *rolling eyes*

  4. Sweet!! by porkUpine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I volunteer my boss to be the first asshole on the sun!

  5. Don't Worry... by Kittoa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Don't worry about the probe burning up, NASA is sending it at night.

      -Alex

  6. Solar Power by Drakin020 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess providing power to the device via solar power would be a good option.

    After all...It will be right next to the source.

    --
    The greatest revenge in life is massive success.
    1. Re:Solar Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Won't work, since (as many posts point out) they'll have to send it at night...

    2. Re:Solar Power by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Solar power is green and all, but I'm really concerned about the environmental damage if it crashes.

    3. Re:Solar Power by Fumus · · Score: 1

      We should tie a power cable to the probe. That way we'll solve the energy problem for generations to come!

    4. Re:Solar Power by livewirevoodoo · · Score: 1

      Uhm yeah thats why it says so in TFA:

      "Naturally, the probe is solar powered; it will get its electricity from liquid-cooled solar panels that can retract behind the heat-shield when sunlight becomes too intense."

      --
      If its stupid but it works, its not stupid.
  7. At least... by tjebe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    they're not planning on probing Uranus! :)

  8. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. replete... by rodney+dill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Solar Probe+'s repeated plunges into the corona will be accomplished by means of Venus flybys.

    ...with sexual connotations.
    --

    Use your head, can't you, use your head,
    You're on earth, there's no cure for that
    - S. Beckett
    1. Re:replete... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      And it'll send some hot pics.

  10. Pack the sun cream.. by slashmojo · · Score: 4, Funny

    SPF Eleventy Million

  11. I AM PINBACKER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We have abandoned our mission. Our star is dying. All our science. All our hopes, our... our dreams, are foolish! In the face of this, we are dust, nothing more. Unto this dust, we return. When he chooses for us to die, it is not our place to challenge God!

    1. Re:I AM PINBACKER! by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      A great quote from the movie Sunshine. When I saw the heading of this article all of those memories from seeing sunshine were playing in my head.

      --
      ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
    2. Re:I AM PINBACKER! by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Simpsons references get marked funny, but this offtopic? Modding offtopic is almost useless, if you don't get it leave it alone and spend your mod points in a better place. Mine are gone, else I'd have modded you up . . .

  12. Think, then open mouth by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Funny

    'We are going to visit a living, breathing star for the first time,' As opposed to all those dead stars we've been visiting recently.
    --
    Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
    1. Re:Think, then open mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anytime you visit anywhere you visit a dead star as everything is the stuff of stars.

    2. Re:Think, then open mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well the Earth IS "dead" stardust, and so are you!

    3. Re:Think, then open mouth by mshannon78660 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, Jupiter is better described as a 'stillborn' star, rather than a dead star, but we have indeed visited it. Had its mass been a little higher (roughly 13 times what it is), it would be classified as a brown dwarf

    4. Re:Think, then open mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'We are going to visit a living, breathing star for the first time,' As opposed to all those dead stars we've been visiting recently. Thats no moon....
    5. Re:Think, then open mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they were just mostly dead..

  13. off the charts by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would imagine most things would be, as I strongly suspect the charts to burn up prior to impact.

  14. They will land at night! by bong+rouge · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hey, I didn't see anyone say they would land at night!

  15. When? by hike2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Are they going to go there at night to avoid the heat problem?

    --
    Fourty-two!
  16. Living and breathing? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

    One could say the sun is exhaling, but what's it inhaling?

    --
    A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
    1. Re:Living and breathing? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      what's it inhaling?

      Anything that gets too close. Gravity is a harsh mistress.

      --
      Blank until /. makes another boneheaded UI decision.
    2. Re:Living and breathing? by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      One could say the sun is exhaling, but what's it inhaling? Hydrogen?
    3. Re:Living and breathing? by Bat+Country · · Score: 1

      Itself. Very meditative.

      --
      The land shall stone them with the bread of his son.
    4. Re:Living and breathing? by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently a NASA spacecraft soon.

  17. Too bad, in a way by ciaohound · · Score: 1

    If they were, we wouldn't have to read through all these lame jokes about "doing it at night."

    --
    Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
    1. Re:Too bad, in a way by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Jokes about visiting the sun at night vs. goatse

      I dunno ... tough call

      --
      If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
  18. wait! by nguy · · Score: 1

    They ought to wait for the development of the metaphasic shield in 2369.

  19. Oblig. by Khyber · · Score: 4, Funny

    "That's hot!"

    --
    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    1. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, the Sun Plans Probe to NASA.

  20. Bad project name by Chemisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    With NASA's record, they ought to have named this project "Icarus", 'cause that's what will happen to it.

    1. Re:Bad project name by CheeseTroll · · Score: 3

      Naming it 'Daedalus' would be more optimistic, don't you think?

      Either way, hopefully they won't build the heat shield out of wax!

      --
      A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
    2. Re:Bad project name by CarlosHawes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Icarus" was the name of the spacecraft sent to kick start the sun with a massive nuclear device in the 2007 film "Sunshine" (EXCELLENT movie INHO). At the risk of spoilers, let's just say that all kinds of things go wrong :)

    3. Re:Bad project name by treeves · · Score: 1

      Of course, originally, Icarus was the name of a certain Greek god who thought a little too much of himself (as many of them did), fashioned some wax wings and flew too close to the Sun, with results as you can imagine.

      --
      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    4. Re:Bad project name by flosofl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of course, originally, Icarus was the name of a certain Greek god...
      No, Icarus was not a god. He was the son of Daedalus. Daedalus was an artificer (engineer) who designed the maze in which the Minotaur was imprisoned. Basically a prisoner of the king of Minos, he fashioned two sets of wooden frames to which he attached feathers with beeswax for himself and his son to escape. Daedalus escaped, but despite multiple warnings, Icarus flew too close to Apollo's chariot (the sun), melted the wax and plunged to his death.
      --
      "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence" - Vyvyan "The Young Ones"
    5. Re:Bad project name by treeves · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. It has been a long time since I heard the story.

      --
      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    6. Re:Bad project name by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      You can read the best (and only!) ancient literary version of the story (Ovid's) here.

      Not the best translation in existence, but I think it's the best one available online; it's very difficult to convey Ovid's dry wit in translation.

    7. Re:Bad project name by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      ought to have named this project "Icarus" Not "Phaethon"? Well, maybe that'd be a bit too ambitious.
  21. More information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article isn't clear... will this be a manned or an unmanned mission?

    1. Re:More information by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      As previously noted it will be a manned mission with Tom Cruise being the only crew.

  22. Name by proxima · · Score: 1

    The name of the mission is Solar Probe+; I can't decide whether a name like Icarus would be more appropriate. Then again, naming your project after something that burns up might not be the best idea.

    Of course, when the mission is done I would expect them to send the craft into the sun.

    --
    "The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent." --Carl Sagan
  23. Predicted probe results: by snarfies · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
    2) A gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
    3) The sun is hot - the sun it not a place where we can live, but here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

    1. Re:Predicted probe results: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks now I have that song stuck in my head

    2. Re:Predicted probe results: by BPPG · · Score: 1

      1) The sun is a mass of incandescent gas 2) A gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees. 3) The sun is hot - the sun it not a place where we can live, but here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives. I don't think the probe is being built by Captain Obvious.
      --
      What's the value of information that you don't know?
    3. Re:Predicted probe results: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So much for The Real World: The Sun

      "I'm burning to death!"

    4. Re:Predicted probe results: by goltzc · · Score: 1

      I don't think the probe is being built by Captain Obvious.

      Oh sir but that is where you are wrong!
      --
      Our bugs are smarter than your test scripts.
    5. Re:Predicted probe results: by mea37 · · Score: 1

      So, the probe will be unable to inform you that you've missed the joke?

    6. Re:Predicted probe results: by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Yes...but could the sun be ALIVE or Conscious? :)

    7. Re:Predicted probe results: by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Forget the philosophy - does it have oil?

    8. Re:Predicted probe results: by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...and they'll finally find life, and liquid water outside of our planet.

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    9. Re:Predicted probe results: by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      3) The sun is hot - the sun it not a place where we can live, but here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives. The only reason we don't live there is because of how prohibitively expensive it is. You have any idea how much an apartment on the sun would cost? However, I have heard rumors that a popular MTV reality show will be filming their next season there...
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    10. Re:Predicted probe results: by nairnr · · Score: 1

      • 1) The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
      • 2) A gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
      • 3) The sun is hot - the sun it not a place where we can live, but here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.
      Poomba - Everything is a big ball of gas to you!
  24. "Bend over..." by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This won't hurt you as much as it hurts me!"

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:"Bend over..." by flu1d · · Score: 1

      Thats hot

    2. Re:"Bend over..." by ailnlv · · Score: 1

      For some reason "Black Hole Sun" seems incredibly appropiate here

  25. that's hot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the probe has good air conditioning.

  26. isn't the corona really hot? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1, Redundant
    I know the surface is like 6000C or so, but I thought the corona was in the millions of degrees. I don't see how they'd get anything close enough to it before the corona vapourised it.

    If you go here

    there's this data:

    "Gas particles in the corona can reach temperatures of up to 1,700,000 ÂC"

    - Prentice Hall Earth Science. Engelwood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice Hall, 1987: 73.

    So wouldn't that tend to prevent anything man made from getting near the sun, much less its "surface" / chromosphere?

    RS

    --
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    1. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know the surface is like 6000C or so, but I thought the corona was in the millions of degrees. I don't see how they'd get anything close enough to it before the corona vapourised it.

      If you go here

      [snip]

      So wouldn't that tend to prevent anything man made from getting near the sun, much less its "surface" / chromosphere?

      RS

      From your own link: Though the corona's temperature is high it's molecules are so far apart that the gases release little heat. If a person were to stand on the sun's corona they wouldn't burn, they would freeze in the near vacuum of the corona.

    2. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by frogzilla · · Score: 3, Informative

      The particles have a high temperature (are moving quickly) but the particle density is low. Therefore the heat will be small. Heat is the flow of energy from a hotter body to a cooler body.

    3. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird, I thought I read that somewhere... where was it... oh yeah, it was the article.

    4. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by Firehed · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a 21-year-old textbook. I think it's had plenty of time to cool off.

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    5. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Informative

      What about radiant heat?

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    6. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, how the HXXX does A/C work then?

    7. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by flosofl · · Score: 0

      And it radiates via what medium?

      --
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    8. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by camperdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      And it radiates via what medium?

      Infrared photons would be my guess, just like most radiant heat.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    9. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by swimsaturn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Though the corona's temperature is high it's molecules are so far apart that the gases release little heat. If a person were to stand on the sun's corona they wouldn't burn, they would freeze in the near vacuum of the corona.
      Oh, they'd burn alright - but it would be a really bad tan. The side facing the Sun would absorb insane amounts of radiation; the side facing away would freeze... A good example (though far away from the corona): the extreme surface temperatures of Mercury, depending on the amount of sunlight, range from around 100 K to over 700 K.

    10. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Convection requires a medium, not radiation.

    11. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by mr_spatula · · Score: 1

      So the solution to overheating is to fly the probe in backwards.

    12. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by amliebsch · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it radiates via what medium?

      Luminiferous aether, of course. Ask a silly question...

      --
      If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    13. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by Nef · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card and get the hell off /. then!

      This is how they work, and how that applies to your question is an exercise left to the reader.

    14. Re:isn't the corona really hot? by servognome · · Score: 1

      No the solution is to spin around really fast... like a pig on a spit

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  27. Typical Government waste by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scientists and astrophysicists themselves agree that the Sun is going to become a Red Giant and it will expand past the orbit of Jupiter. Instead of just setting up the instruments and wait for the Sun to come to us, these typical, arrogant, pie-in-the-sky, ivory tower, disconnected elites are coming up with yet another proposal to tax and spend out tax dollars. Enough!. Just wait. What is 5 billion years to a government program? I ask.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Typical Government waste by rworne · · Score: 5, Funny

      What is 5 billion years to a government program? I ask.

      Ahead of schedule?
      --
      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    2. Re:Typical Government waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it, what does the war in Iraq have to do with the sun?

  28. Well, at least they didn't name the spacecraft... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1

    ...Icarus.


    But I bet it was suggested repeatedly.

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    GeneralEmergency
  29. Nasa obviously needs a larger budget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://solarprobe.gsfc.nasa.gov/sp4_fig26.jpg NASA can't even afford broadband. From the looks of things they had to choose a budget dialup connection .

  30. Re:Wait. I saw this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod up... this is not off topic I saw it too.

  31. Water on the sun? by tensop · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the news: "NASA Scientists discover trace possibilities of water on the sun, 3 more trips planned"

  32. "Since the beginning of time..." by Bohnanza · · Score: 1

    "...man has yearned to destroy the sun"

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    Sorry, I'm only a 1336 h4x0r.

    1. Re:"Since the beginning of time..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're so intelligent. Yeah, let's mess with the SUN. What could possibly go wrong?

  33. Re:replete... IN the midst of ... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Super Holes and Black Novas...... I wonder if that probe can find more insight by looking deeper into Uranus...

    --
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  34. There's a better way! by Xenographic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pffft. Everyone knows you should use metaphasic shielding.

    1. Re:There's a better way! by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Ray Bradbury used an icicle:

      "Auxiliary pump's broken, sir. Refrigeration. We're losing our ice!" A shower of warm rain shivered down upon them. The captain jerked his head right and left. "Can you see the trouble? Christ, don't stand there, we haven't time!" The men rushed; the captain bent in the warm rain, cursing, felt his hands run over the cold machine, felt them burrow and search, and while he worked he saw a future which was removed from them by the merest breath. He saw the skin peel from the rocket beehive, men, thus revealed, running, running, mouths shrieking, soundless. Space was a black mossed well where life drowned its roars and terrors. Scream a big scream, but space snuffed it out before it was half up your throat. Men scurried, ants in a flaming match-box; the ship was dripping lava, gushing steam, nothing!

      ...It took all of four seconds for the huge hand to push the empty Cup to the fire. So here we are again, today, on another trail, he thought, reaching for a cup of precious gas and vacuum, a handful of different fire with which to run back up cold space, lighting out way, and take to Earth a gift of fire that might bum forever. Why? He knew the answer before the question. Because the atoms we work with our hands, on Earth, are pitiful; the atomic bomb is pitiful and small and our knowledge is pitiful and small, and only the sun really knows what we want to know, and only the sun has the secret. And besides, it's fun, it's a chance, it's a great thing coming here, playing tag, hitting and running. There is no reason, really, except the pride and vanity of little insect men hoping to sting the lion and escape the maw. My God, we'll say, we did it! And here is our cup of energy, fire, vibration, call it what you will, that may well power our cities and sail our ships and light our libraries and tan our children and bake our daily breads and simmer the knowledge of our universe for us for a thousand years until it is well done. Here, from this cup, all good men of science and religion: Drink!

  35. In other news... by kpainter · · Score: 1, Funny

    NASA plans to probe Uranus

    1. Re:In other news... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      And won't they be surprised when they see the rings around Uranus...

      And then they'll have to go back to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons!

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  36. This is Just the Beginning! by Kuukai · · Score: 0

    This, of course, is all in preparation for the upcoming 2032 Icarus Mission, where we hope to put the first man on the sun, and determine once and for all whether or not life exists in sunspots. A team of sunwalkers will also investigate the potential for "turning down the sun" as a possible solution to global warming.

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  37. Re:Yet another waste of taxpayer dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, what are they supposed to be collecting? Information? Haven't they heard, information is supposed to be free, man.

  38. They call me Icarus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't have to be so expensive...give me a set of wax wings with some feathers and I'll handle that.

  39. Generations! by IronMagnus · · Score: 1

    ..just don't put any trilithium on it k?

  40. Speech by first plankton on the sun: by Bj�rn · · Score: 1
    "It's a great honor and privilege for us to be here representing not only our own wave, but plankton of peace of all waves, plankton with interest and curiosity and plankton with vision for the future."

    -- John Sladek, The Müller-Fokker Effect. (A very funny SF book)

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  41. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. by Bearpaw · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously, though, it's not quite that simple. "The area around the sun" is very hot, but it's not very dense. IANAThermalEngineer, but I imagine they have one or two at NASA, and I'm guessing that they can come up with some kind of effective radiative cooling system. (Though perhaps they'll just rely on a Thermal Protective System (aka "heat shield"), like they did for the original Solar Probe.)

    1. Re:It's not the heat, it's the humidity. by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2, Funny

      SunStarShip1: Earth we are positioning the cooling device now.

      Earth: Good let us know when it is in position.

      SunStarShip1: OK it is in position. Temperatures are dropping as we speak.

      Earth: good. Carry out the tests. Then report back.
      .
      .
      .
      10 hours later
      .

      SunStarShip1: Earth, tests completed. We can now create cold fusion.
      SunStarShip1: Earth?
      SunStarShip1: Earth? come in Earth...

  42. Cemetary to the Stars by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    He's obviously a big fan of Forest Lawn.

  43. Soundtrack by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, the incidental music has already been written.

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  44. This is bad! by Chameleon+Man · · Score: 1

    There are reasons we should stay away from the sun!

  45. Re:Yet another waste of taxpayer dollars by kpainter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just like Tang came out of the Gemini flights, who knows what would result. If this were a manned mission, one possible outcome could be the development of a sun screen lotion with a 10^12 SPF rating.

  46. Re:Yet another waste of taxpayer dollars by suggsjc · · Score: 1

    Well, if you want to man this mission then I for one don't see any problem with it.

    I'd pack some really good sun screen.

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  47. Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA knows the probe will burn up in the sun, so that's why they plan to land it at night.

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    1. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're wrong. They will do during the next full eclipse.

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    2. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by f8l_0e · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You owe me a new keyboard. I just spit soda all over it.

    3. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by catxk · · Score: 1

      Lets just hope they don't mix up UK and US time.

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    4. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by Tango42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How have you not heard that joke before?

    5. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by street+struttin' · · Score: 3, Funny

      A quick impression of the first man to ever land on the sun: "Ow, ow! Shit, FUCK! It's HOT!"

    6. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      /signed... except it was V8 for me

    7. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by Reverend528 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Did you even RTFA? The corona around the sun is a million degrees. You'd never be able to get to the surface without burning up.

    8. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh for fuck's sake... for some reason, this thread has brought out some of the most malfunctioning humor sensors Slashdot has to offer. It always happens during a full sun.

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    9. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Did you even RTFA? The corona around the sun is a million degrees."

      Humpf! That's why it's impossible for them go during an eclipse: the corona is still there, so the spaceship would burn up.

      At night, I say, it's the only sane option!

    10. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Even though the intention was good, I wanted to make a joke about his joke using timezones myself (but never did), but US and UK was a bad example since their old failure wouldn't had been a failure if they used US and UK measurements since they are mostly the same (fluid ounce are different.)

    11. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      What surface? I guess it matter where you draw the line, and at some distance from the sun it will indeed be "fuck it's hot!", and if you burn up it's indeed so.

    12. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Full Sun? I live in the Pacific North Wet you insensitive clod!

    13. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      I know why we can't set the ocean on fire, it's too wet! We'll have to wait until Summer.

    14. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by garphik · · Score: 1

      No no it doesnt work that way ... thats schoolboy science sheesh .... The only way is to land on the rear side.

    15. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by super_geek_1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure the sun is made of materials (like gasoline) that we don't have that much of here on Earth. There are sun spots, they are the coolest locations on the sun. They keep moving so it will be impossible schedule a long mission to reach one of them. The power of the Earth and anything on it is insignificant when compared to the gravity and power of the sun. NASA will be toasted on this project.

    16. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by SmokeyTheBalrog · · Score: 1

      But, but... we have the force.

      Just send star wars kid.

    17. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      US and UK measurements since they are mostly the same (fluid ounce are different.)
      Two points :
      • the UK is officially metric (though it must be admitted there are a fair number of people who're resisting the change. But they'll die out eventually, hopefully sooner rather than later.)
      • There are nonetheless significant differences between "traditional measures" in both countries. I don't know what a fluid ounce is in either country (my kitchen measuring jug has ml on it, and that's what I use ; when I got a cook book, I checked to see that it had proper measures, not traditional ones, before I brought it), but I do recall an American of my acquaintance once telling me that "a pint's a pound, the world around" as some mnemonic poem from his youth ; after a couple of seconds I thought (and typed) "Hang on, a gallon is the volume of water that weighs 10pounds (that's about the only "traditional" measure relationship that I remember from when I was a child), and there are eight (2^3) pints to a gallon, so there can't be 1.0 pounds to the pint."
      I don't remember what we finally decided was the difference between the countries - whether gallons/pound, or pounds, or pints/gallon differed - but there is a difference.

      Just join the 19th century and get with SI.

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    18. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      This isn't lack of humour, rather a new form of humour I have started to see more and more. It is pretending you didn't get the joke, make some serious observation, and then laugh when the person believs that you didn't get the joke. It is supposed to be done in person, but to be fair it doesn't work out much better.

    19. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      No no, the other side is cooler. The one we're nearer when it's winter. So they can wait until then to go.

    20. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      There is no surface, unless you count the cascading array of compressed hydrogen atoms surrounding the core - which itself is a seething cauldron of nuclear fusion. The sun is a massive ball of gas.

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    21. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I bet you're a fun guy at parties.

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    22. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I don't know what a fluid ounce is in either country

      In the U.S., a fluid ounce is the volume that, if you had that amount of distilled water, would weigh one avoirdupois ounce (i.e., one sixteenth of a pound) under standard conditions (earth gravity sea level blah blah blah). There are eight ounces in a cup, sixteen in a pint, thirty-two in a quart. The most common beverage sizes (at restaurants and so forth) are 12 oz, 21 oz, 32 oz.

      Most Americans know about how much a litre is -- err, well, more specifically, most Americans know how much *two* litres is, because pop (carbonated soft drink) is commonly sold in two-litre bottles. (It's also commonly sold in 12-oz cans, which come in packs of 12 and 24.) However, I don't know of *anything* else that's commonly measured in litres in the U.S. The scientific and medical communities use cubic centimeters. Milk and gas (i.e., petrol) are sold in gallons, fruit juice in quarts or gallons, canned fruit and such in cans with their volume marked in ounces.

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    23. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by bpsbr_ernie · · Score: 1

      I thought it would be ppppfffftttt... *small puff of smoke*...

    24. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      None of which leave me either informed or interested in how many ml per fl.oz . What is a fl.oz (US, UK, AU, or any other in terms of ml?
      And for that matter, how many gallons to a cubic metre?

      Leave the dark ages.

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    25. Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > None of which leave me either informed or interested in how many ml per fl.oz .

      So ask Google. Nobody uses ml for anything within three (maybe even four) thousand miles[1] of here, so I don't have a very clear idea of how large one is. We didn't even use ml in my physics or chemistry classes, because we used SI (so, for volume we mostly dealt with cubic cm and/or cubic meters, depending on context).

      I can tell you that a two-litre pop bottle holds just a little more than two quarts, probably somewhere between 65 and 75 ounces, give or take, depending on exactly how close to the lid you fill it. The two-litre bottle is pretty much the *only* exposure I've ever had to litres. I have a better feel for the mol than the millilitre, and it's been seventeen years since I took that chemistry class in high school.

      I actually rather like SI for its simplicity, but I intensely dislike metric with all its superfluous gratuitous annoying unnecessary stupid pointless prefixes. I'm okay with cm and kg, but when you start throwing in hecilitres and decograms I don't want anything to do with it.

      [1] A mile is somewhat larger than one kilometer, but less than two km, IIRC. HTH.HAND.

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  48. So the gov't.... by mmullings · · Score: 0

    The gov't must have money to burn. I'll take a couple more of those stimulus checks...

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  49. "Solar Probe+"? by Teufelsmuhle · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be "Solar Probe++"?

  50. 400 years? by CranberryKing · · Score: 1
    1601CE: "A sun you say.."

    4000BCE: "A sun god you say.. hmmm.."

    Atlantis: "A blue sun you say.."

  51. Have you tasted Tang? by Bearpaw · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly a technological advance worth bragging about. It's a little like orange juice, except it's not as good for you and it tastes like android piss. Woo-hoo.

    1. Re:Have you tasted Tang? by kpainter · · Score: 1

      Maybe you would have recognized the humor if I had listed it as "SPF: 1,000,000,000,000,000"?

    2. Re:Have you tasted Tang? by Bearpaw · · Score: 1

      I did recognize the humor. I apologize for not prefacing my remark with "LOL!".

  52. Results by sgilti · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm sorry NASA, but the Princess is in another solar system."

  53. I'll tell you where you can stick that probe! by gsgriffin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess they decided to stick that probe where the sun does shine...call the probe the Enimator?

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  54. Keep a lookout for Lex Luthor by smurphmeister · · Score: 1

    'cause there's no way I want a real life version of this. Really, the movie was bad enough...

  55. Fact Finding Trip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we send some of the more clueless Congress Critters on a Fact Finding Trip?

  56. Poorly titled article... by callinyouin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should have been named "NASA Plans to get Hott".
    Yeah.
    That would have grabbed my attention. Hott... with 2 t's.

    On a serious note, I hope this will be a manned mission?

  57. Oblig. Mr. Burns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies: the Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home...you must be very proud.

    Burns: No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.
    Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!

  58. As Long as they Don't send a probe to my Anus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...wait for it.... ...wait for it....

    ok.. now let the jokes fly..

  59. muahahah by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    (look, Ed... somebody didn't get it.. AND they commented!)

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  60. Any room left to carry some earth trash? by still+cynical · · Score: 1

    They could just throw it out the window when they get there.

    Alternatively, NASA could staff it with some politicians that will be out of work in a few months anyway. Perfect time for one of their famous metric conversion errors.

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  61. Communication by RockoTDF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TFA doesn't explain how this thing is going to get the data back. Doesn't the radiation of the Sun interfere with that? I only ask because there is no mention of the probe coming back to Earth.

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  62. Better the sun then myanus.. err: I mean Uranus.. by Darkfire79 · · Score: 1

    sorry:P Okay, it's that kind of day. Let's just hope they build it better then that spaceship in the movie Sunshine.. talk about single point failures.

  63. queue the scary music by unspokenchaos · · Score: 1

    the title of this movie is called Probe, starring Bruce Willis as Bruce Willis...

  64. Pink Floyd by sohp · · Score: 1

    Set controls for the heart of the sun.

    1. Re:Pink Floyd by soundguy · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only old guy here...

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    2. Re:Pink Floyd by 54mc · · Score: 1

      We still haven't even been to the Dark Side of the Moon! For all we know, there could be a secret Nazi base there!

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    3. Re:Pink Floyd by rowlingj · · Score: 1

      Indeed, not only the lyrics but also the ringtones would you believe.
      http://www.metrolyrics.com/set-the-controls-for-the-heart-of-the-sun-lyrics-pink-floyd.html

  65. totally possible w/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anything is possible with a sound stage. Wait, maybe that's why paramount had a fire?

  66. They will fly in night! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have to be smart!

  67. Name by Digital+End · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should have named it Icarus

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  68. Re:Yet another waste of taxpayer dollars by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    Wow, apparently slashdot's sarcasm and humor detectors are completely and utterly b0rked today....

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  69. there's no night on the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    so that's why they plan to land it at night.

    Day and night is caused by the rotation of the Earth.

    1. Re:there's no night on the sun by DanWS6 · · Score: 1

      really?

    2. Re:there's no night on the sun by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      so that's why they plan to land it at night.

      Day and night is caused by the rotation of the Earth.

      rotation, shmotation. As anyone who's ever looked at the sun knows. the sun is roughly the size of a 50 cent piece and at night it comes to rest somewhere out west, probably arizona. Or so Calvin's dad told me

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    3. Re:there's no night on the sun by B-a-Z.nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      * Whoosh *

    4. Re:there's no night on the sun by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1

      That's what __they__ want you to believe!

    5. Re:there's no night on the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so that's why they plan to land it at night.

      Day and night is caused by the rotation of the Earth.

      rotation, shmotation. As anyone who's ever looked at the sun knows. the sun is roughly the size of a 50 cent piece and at night it comes to rest somewhere out west, probably arizona. Or so Calvin's dad told me well i was in Arizona and the sun is not here, but it must be really close because it sure is hot there..
    6. Re:there's no night on the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rotation, shmotation. As anyone who's ever looked at the sun knows. the sun is roughly the size of a 50 cent piece and at night it comes to rest somewhere out west, probably arizona. Or so Calvin's dad told me

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    7. Re:there's no night on the sun by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't feel myself rotating.

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    8. Re:there's no night on the sun by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 0, Redundant

      *Wooooosh!*

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    9. Re:there's no night on the sun by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can see that this topic is going to spark some heated debate.

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    10. Re:there's no night on the sun by Kagura · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stolen from a webpage (http://chrisdamato.blogspot.com/2007/03/ask-calvins-dad.html) from someone who stole them from someone who stole them from Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson.

      Illustrating the value of a good explanation in science education!

      Calvin: Why does the sun set?
      Dad: It's because hot air rises. The sun's hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening then, it cools down and sets.
      Calvin: Why does it go from east to west?
      Dad: Solar wind.

      Calvin: Why does the sky turn red as the sun sets?
      Dad: That's all the oxygen in the atmosphere catching fire.
      Calvin: Where does the sun go when it sets?
      Dad: The sun sets in the west. In Arizona actually, near Flagstaff. That's why the rocks there are so red.
      Calvin: Don't the people get burned up?
      Dad: No, the sun goes out as it sets. That's why it's dark at night.
      Calvin: Doesn't the sun crush the whole state as it lands?
      Dad: Ha ha, of course not. Hold a quarter up. See, the sun's just about the same size.
      Calvin: I thought I read that the sun was really big.
      Dad: You can't believe everything you read, I'm afraid.

      Calvin: How come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?
      Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It's just that the world was black and white then. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.
      Calvin: But then why are old paintings in color?! If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted it that way?
      Dad: Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.
      Calvin: But... But how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn't their paints have been shades of gray back then?
      Dad: Of course, but they turned colors like everything else did in the '30s.
      Calvin: So why didn't old black and white photos turn color too?
      Dad: Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?

      Calvin: Dad, will you explain the theory of relativity to me? I don't understand why time goes slower at great speed.
      Dad: It's because you keep changing time zones. See, if you fly to California, you gain three hours on a five-hour flight, right? So if you go at the speed of light, you gain more time, because it doesn't take as long to get there. Of course, the theory of relativity only works if you're going west.

      Calvin: Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?
      Dad: If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them with your hands to see anything.

      Calvin: How do bank machines work?
      Dad: Well, let's say you want 25 dollars. You punch in the amount and behind the machine there's a guy with a printing press who makes the money and sticks it out this slot.
      Calvin: Sort of like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?
      Dad: Exactly.

      Calvin: What causes the wind?
      Dad: Trees sneezing.

      Calvin: Why does ice float?
      Dad: Because it's cold. Ice wants to get warm, so it goes to the top of liquids to be nearer to the sun.
      Calvin: Is that true?
      Dad: Look it up and find out.
      Calvin: I should just look up stuff in the first place.

      Calvin: How come you know so much?
      Dad: It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

    11. Re:there's no night on the sun by amnezick · · Score: 0

      it doesn't rest there. god dammit. how do you think it always comes from east in the morning? that's cuz it runs (or should I say rolls) like hell all night to make it.

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    12. Re:there's no night on the sun by sskinnider · · Score: 1

      I miss Calvin and Hobbes!

    13. Re:there's no night on the sun by thbb · · Score: 1

      So don't hesitate and join The flat earth society.

      We need your help!

    14. Re:there's no night on the sun by thbb · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this one's much better...

    15. Re:there's no night on the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh!

  70. Heroes. by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    I can think of a few people I'd like to see volunteer to fly into space... and be shot into the sun.

  71. Simpsons did it! by Thelasko · · Score: 1
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  72. "Sunshine" 2007 scifi movie about traveling to Sun by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The recent science fiction movie Sunshine described taking a special spacecraft close to the Sun. The premise of the movie and final resolution were bogus to me. However the issues of near solar travel and the special effects were interesting.

  73. Re:Foreshadowing, Simpsons style... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun...

  74. Wait. I've done this... by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Elite has Landed! woohoo ;)

    Anybody remember that mission?
    Hell, it's 2008 allready...
    Anybody remember that game?

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  75. Dorje by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    Even diamonds are not tough enough... Above 1700 C (1973 K / 3583 F) diamonds are converted into graphite. Though their ability to conduct heat might make them valuable components in a heat moving system.
  76. Re:Yet another waste of taxpayer dollars by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    What do you mean "today"?

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  77. an obligatory by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    What's the point of putting someone on the sun? *whine whine*

  78. Someone has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...when will we probe Uranus?

  79. Interesting communication problems?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    How would the probe send any information back to earth without the signal drowning in the background noise of solar radiation??

    Yes, yes... error correcting codes I hear you say. But the sun has quite some power compared to man made amplifiers...

  80. What about Uranus? by DnemoniX · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can't have a good story about probing without mention of Uranus...

  81. Great Presidential Speeches by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal of landing a man on the Sun and returning him back safely to the earth.
    George W. Bush, June 2008
    1. Re:Great Presidential Speeches by Brieeyebarr · · Score: 0

      Sure, why not? If we can send a man through the sun and back, then we just need better propulsion and we'd be almost set for interstellar travel. But then we'll let bush take the first ride on Ark B.

    2. Re:Great Presidential Speeches by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
      Won't work. The flag would burn up.

      But I have an idea. NASA could fake the sun landing! No one will ever suspect.

    3. Re:Great Presidential Speeches by nyonix · · Score: 1

      I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal of landing a man on the Sun and returning him black, safely to the earth.
      George W. Bush, June 2008 There, it's fixed now.
    4. Re:Great Presidential Speeches by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Deeply tanned anyway.

  82. That doesn't really answer the question by p3d0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The mission is 7 years long. In that time, wouldn't the heat shield reach thermal equilibrium, and become extremely hot itself, if not melt?

    Maybe they're just not going as close as we all think.

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    1. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      The committee in charge of the mission decided that to avoid heat related issues, the probe would not go any closer to the Sun than the orbit of Mars.

    2. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 4, Informative

      The mission is 7 years long. In that time, wouldn't the heat shield reach thermal equilibrium, and become extremely hot itself, if not melt? Sure. At a distance of 9 solar radii (closest approach, per article) the sun covers (area of circle) / (surface of sphere 9x as big) = 1/(4*9^2) of the sky. For radiative equilibrium, the relative temperature will be the fourth root of that, or about .236 of the temperature of the sun (6000 C). That comes to 1416 C, which is remarkably close to the 1400 C the article says the heat shield will have to withstand.
    3. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the article, the spacecraft will dip in and out of the corona. Presumably there is enough time for the heat shield to cool off when it is far away from the sun.

    4. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That comes to 1416 C, which is remarkably close to the 1400 C the article says the heat shield will have to withstand.

      A general-audience science article that stands up to scrutiny? A first for slashdot!

    5. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by multi+io · · Score: 1
      That's only true if the cross-section of the heat shield when seen from the sun is exactly half the surface area of the shield. The larger the surface area gets relative to the cross-section, the lower the equilibrium temperature will be because more heat can be radiated away. In the general case it should be

      T_heatshield = T_sun*sqrt(1/9)*(cross_section/surface_area)^(1/4)

      Which makes you wonder why they're apparently designing the heat shield as a flat surface instead of, say, a hollow half-ellipsoid that bulges out in the front.

    6. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by multi+io · · Score: 1

      That's only true if the cross-section of the heat shield when seen from the sun is exactly half the surface area of the shield. I meant a quarter, not half.
    7. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Hm, I actually derived that completely wrong and had the wrong result for a flat shield, so why did my numbers match up...

      http://solarprobe.gsfc.nasa.gov/solarprobe_spacecraft.htm:

      The spacecraft's most prominent feature is the Thermal Protection System (TPS), comprising a large 2.7-m diameter carbon-carbon conical primary shield with a low-conductivity, low-density secondary shield attached to its base.

      So the shield is actually a cone instead of flat like the article shows. And it just randomly happens to have the right proportions to make my numbers look right.

    8. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by multi+io · · Score: 1
      I admit I didn't understand your derivation either :-P. Which is why I tried my own (Stefan-Boltzmann law for blackbody radiation) and then saw that your result matches mine for a spherical shield (which is the commonly known special case because it's also used for estimating the surface temperature of planets and such).

      Thanks for the link, that shape makes much more sense for the shield.

    9. Re:That doesn't really answer the question by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      What I did was divide everything up radially and see that 1 in 4*9^2 pieces have something at 6000 C on the other end, and apply the blackbody law to that 1/(4*9^2). Which will actually work just fine when everything really is spherical, but that's a very silly thing to accidentally assume and especially so when the more flexible proper calculations aren't any more complicated.

  83. 400 Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um ... for quite a bit longer than 400 years have
    people been studying the Sun from afar. Try
    3100 to 4000
    years.

    NG

  84. Oh No! by trongey · · Score: 1

    I hope all of this probing doesn't give the sun plutoids.

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  85. Phlogiston, of course... by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...the same medium that rocket exhaust pushes against.

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  86. Re:"Sunshine" 2007 scifi movie about traveling to by boris111 · · Score: 1

    Great movie until the last 20 minutes. Still worth it though.

  87. Here comes the sun... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    They might as well be walking on the sun. This mission is not going to go down the sunny side of the road if you catch my drift. No matter how often NASA says "let the sun shine", the house of the rising sun is no place for a probe. Walking on sunshine is just a bad idea; not to mention that the people of the sun might be annoyed if we drop probes on their head. Even if we wait until the midnight sun, a sleeping sun is still very hot and this probe is likely to spend entire seasons in the sun. I mean, everybody's free (to wear sunscreen), but it's jut too sunny out there. I think we should focus our attention away from the sun before we screw something up and kill the sun - I certainly don't want a black hole sun in my solar system. Let's look for a star that has already died - dead stars still burn, after all.

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  88. Obligatory Star Trek reference by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Awesome, it's Earth's first Class 4 probe.

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  89. Reminds me an ethnic joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA: "We're gonna land on the sun"
    Congress: "You can't land on the sun...it's too hot"
    NASA: "Oh, you think we're stupid or something...we're gonna land AT NIGHT!"

  90. 1980 SF book - SunDiver by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    David Brin made a proposal like this in a 1980 book called Sundiver. I seem to recall that they used a 'refrigerator' laser as a heat transfer mechanism. It has been a few years since I read the book though. It was part of his Uplift series.

    1. Re:1980 SF book - SunDiver by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Yes, you're correct. Of course, he had the advantage using technology from a million year old Galactic civilization along with creatures carrying lasers in their heads (no, it wasn't a shark).

      Oh, and we had a manned base on Mercury as well.

      We've got a ways to go technology wise. Hell, we don't even have a tri-corder yet.

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  91. time to giggle by edelholz · · Score: 1

    Holy Cow! 16 out of 19 comments modded +5 are also modded Funny.

  92. Spend years behind Venus? by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Saying that the shade of Venus is very cold, paints a rather mis-leading picture. It's not the same thing as staying in, say, really cold air. As you say, only radiation transfers heat in space, so _all_ the cooling effect you're going to get is whatever the craft radiates. That's not very much. It also depends of the fourth square of temperature, as per Steffan-Boltzman, it's a lot harder to lose the last (or next to last) 10% than it is to lose the first 10%.

    But more importantly, you start gaining it right back, as soon as you're no longer behind Venus. It'll take years to go from Venus's orbit to where they want to get, simply because it's that hard to go down into a gravity well. You need to lose a heck of a lot of energy, but being that it's in space and you don't have friction as a cheap brake, it means as much firing the rockets as if you wanted to gain the same energy. So it'll have a heck of a lot of time to warm up right back.

    And again, see Steffan-Boltzman. The farther you got from equilibrium by sitting in the shade, the bigger the difference will be between incoming energy and energy you radiate, hence the faster you warm right up. If you managed to get, say, 100K lower than equilibrium in the sunlight, the first 25K of that gain will be lost a lot faster than the last 25K.

    In short, past a point, every Kelvin you go lower by sitting in the shade, will take longer to get it, and the faster you'll lose it when you get out of the shade.

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    1. Re:Spend years behind Venus? by Thelasko · · Score: 1
      As I agree with most of what you posted, you are assuming that the material absorbing the heat is the same material that radiates it. One can vary the surface area and emissivity to change the rate of heat transfer. They even mention doing so in the article.

      ...it will get its electricity from liquid-cooled solar panels that can retract behind the heat-shield when sunlight becomes too intense.
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  93. In theory it coud be done, maybe in 300 years by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    It would not be easy to do, but physically possable. First off the Sun'ssurface is not all that, hot. Just under 6000K. That is about the temperure of the filiment inside a light bulb. The collon expression for this temperure is "white hot". Welding torches are much hotter than this. There are plenty of materials that will work at this temperure.

    Next problem is how to get ruid of the heat? There is only one way. You have to conduct the heat to a radiator that is hotter then the surounding temperure. That means the radiator must be hotter then "white hot". A laser working in the ulta vilot would in theory work. That laser could radiate thouands of watts into space.

    In theroy it could be done but not with today's technology. It would take a LOT of breakthoughs befor ths could happen.

    That said. Isn't there already a "mission to the Sun" there is a spacecraft in solar polar orbit a I write this. No need to actually go to the Sun when you can look with a telscope from orbit.

  94. Terraform it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of all that nucular material we could use to make atomic cars and aeriplanes and such doodads. Then we would stop global warming ... and have atomic cars. What could possibly go wrong!

  95. pronounced "Solar Probe plus" by devotedlhasa · · Score: 1

    The name of the mission is Solar Probe+ (pronounced "Solar Probe plus")

    ...and how else would you pronounce it?

  96. Two words: refridgerator laser by onion_joe · · Score: 1
    From David Brin's "Sundiver" novel: dump excess heat into a thermoelectric power plant and use this power to geenrate a laser which is fired away from the probe dissapating excess energy.

    Ya, simple in concept, I suppose Peltier elements could be used as the heat-to-electric converters and from there is a simple matter to focus the energy away from ship. much easier from an engineering standpoint than using passive radiators (monofiliament, etc as mentioned earlier in this thread.)

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  97. Re:Well, at least they didn't name the spacecraft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The probe doesn't have a name yet. I've got $5 on Daedalus though.

  98. Re:"Sunshine" 2007 scifi movie about traveling to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Great movie until the Captain got fried. Then it got sucky.

  99. Bussard Ramjet, Straight into the Sun... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    we just need better propulsion

    But then we'll let bush take the first ride on Ark B. "You never know, you Might make it..."

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  100. I thought in the vaccum of space by kannibul · · Score: 1

    I thought in the vaccum of space, there is no temperature - only where there is an atmosphere to retain heat, is there a temperature?

    For example, I think I read on here about a new body-fitting space-suit (similar to the one Seven of Nine wears on Voyager, but with an S&M Mask/Helmet), a person could go out of a space ship, and be in the vaccum of space without an actual pressure suit - the same article suggested that we wouldn't need a pressure suit at all, since our skin is resilient enough to withstand the lack of pressure (we would need a source to air), again, the same article suggested that it's not the "cold" of space that is the problem it's keeping the people in space cool because we radiate so much heat, and with a small atmosphere around us, it acts as thermal barrier for dissipation.

    So, take that into context, you have an object flying at the Sun. Said object would be stripped of it's local atmosphere by solar winds, therefore, heat might not be as big of a problem as we thought?

    Seems that the sun works mostly off gravity, that it creates pressures so high that atoms heat up and fuse together, and the resulting energy presses against gravity and forces particles outward. (remember, gravity is a fairly weak force), so, while we can assume the temperature at the sun is XYZ-K, with there not being any thermal loss between the sun and the earth, could it be that our predictions are wrong - that perhaps the sun as as large as it is because it's dissipating so much energy that it's blowing itself outwards (cooling as it goes by conducting heat to surrounding particles by impact) to it's size, only to have the particles fall back inward?

    Long post, just some thoughts I have on it...

  101. Are they by Akita24 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    going at night when it's cooler?

  102. Can nasa drop the (yellow) ball? by mschoolbus · · Score: 1

    I will be pissed if they break the sun!

  103. landing by sglines · · Score: 1

    I hope they are smart enough to land on the dark side.

  104. With the shuttle missions coming to an end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess NASA thought they have money to burn!

  105. Last transmission from the probe ... by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 3, Funny

    My God, It's full of star

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  106. Power by bioluminescence · · Score: 2

    I will probe Uranus during the night if all of you lame joke repeaters don't shut up. I wonder how do they plan preventing the craft's solar panels from burning. I think they'd need a lot more than liquid cooling and capability of retracting them behind the heat-shield. It seems to me that the tech-heavy craft would need a lot more power than it could generate and store while in distances safe enough for extending solar panels.

  107. Welcome by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our ... ow, ow, ow, ow, OOOWWWW! Shit. Go away!

  108. Re:there's no night on the sun ? THERE IS SO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nonsense!

    Who told you this crazy theory?

    How can the Earth rotate if it's flat?

  109. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about electricity? This theory explains both (and many other) mysteries. Read more here:

    http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/00subjectx.htm#Solar

  110. Re:there's no night on the sun ? THERE IS SO! by JosKarith · · Score: 1

    Well duh, it spins around it's hub obviously.

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  111. Mystery #1 is not a mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can answer Mystery #1-

    "Mystery #1 the corona: If you stuck a thermometer in the surface of the sun, it would read about 6000 C. Intuition says the temperature should drop as you back away; instead, it rises. The sun's outer atmosphere, the corona, registers more than a million degrees Celsius, hundreds of times hotter than the star below. This high temperature remains a mystery more than 60 years after it was first measured."

    This should not be a mystery. Different states of matter: water, gas, plasma, etc. have different points in which they transition to a different state, and along those borders, the more "compacted" matter stays at that particular temperature without changing. It would appear that the sun at its surface is a different state of matter than the surrounding corona, which can get much hotter since it is in a different state of matter.

  112. Re:"Sunshine" 2007 scifi movie about traveling to by Sobrique · · Score: 1
    IMO it'd have been ok if they just hadn't dug up the guy on the other ship, to go slasher on them.

    I mean, the psychologist guy was clearly starting to go a bit baffy. Let 'em find the other ship, find the crew gone all toasty and burned, and gradually figure out what happened, just in time for their own to do the same to them. (And then push butan to detonate the thingy at the last moment, in a heroic standoff thingummy)

  113. Mystery #1 and #2 solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the article, mystery #1 is the fact that the temperature above the surface is much higher than on the surface.

    But I think I know why. I can light a match and put my finger in the flame and it will barely register any pain. But if I hold my finger a couple of centimeters above the visible flame - ouch!

    So mystery #1 is not such a mystery.

    As for mystery #2 - if the temperature above the surface is so high, doesn't that explain where the strong solar winds come from?

    Could NASA please send me a $100m check for solving their so-called "mysteries".

  114. Re:"Sunshine" 2007 scifi movie about traveling to by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    Sunshine gives me goosebumps every time I see it. Sure, the whole Pinbacker thing (which is a Dark Star reference) is retarded, but the rest of the movie is simply AMAZING.

    Never have I seen interplanetary space travel depicted so realistically and soberly (other than the fact that they have gravity on board, but hey). Never have I seen a movie that made space seem more dangerous. Death is only a few feet away at all times. Plus the psychology of knowing that your death is almost certain, but going on a mission anyway...that movie just blows my mind. And the Underworld soundtrack is AWESOME.

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  115. Hogwash! Leftist scare tactics! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    That Red Giant stuff is just a big conspiracy to get those dirty rotten scientists their grant money! Just another pointless scaremongering tactic from leftists. The sun is not going to get bigger, consider this: when I light something on fire, once the whole thing is burning the flame does not get bigger, it *dies down.* Any heating or growing right now is all part of a natural cycle of the sun, you will see a reverse trend soon enough.

    Can't you people use any common sense?

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  116. Solar activity by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    A solar flare probably knocked them out of calibration...

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  117. Were they... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    creatures carrying lasers in their heads (no, it wasn't a shark). ...ill-tempered mutant sea bass?
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  118. Investor by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    Gosh... I hope they at least land at night when its cooler....

  119. MotoBaridi by MotoBaridi · · Score: 1

    Carry some cake mix, bake it on the surface, bring it back and sell a slice for a FORTUNE. Am I the only one here who thinks $$$$$$?

  120. Landing planned at North Pole; Global Warming? by lpq · · Score: 1

    Not to worry...they plan to land in winter at the north pole when it is the coolest -- hoping to find frozen icebergs to land on and hoping global warming hasn't taken them out yet...

    Guess we'll know soon the full extent of Global Warming...

  121. Didn't I just see..... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    'We are going to visit a living, breathing star for the first time,' says program scientist Lika Guhathakurta of NASA Headquarters.

    Didn't I just see an episode of Dr. Who with a living, breathing star? Weak NASA, very weak. Come up with your own plots for once.