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  1. Propz to all dead penis birds. on A GEANT Leap Forward In Networking For Research · · Score: -1

    And hardworking, logged-in trolls everywhere!!

  2. Scratch that FP. on Workstations For Poor 3D-artists · · Score: -1

    AC's are not allowed to particiapte in FP's. Therefore, I seize and claim this FP in the name of hardworking, logged-in trolls everywhere!

    Logged-in trolls ==The Giver

    AC's == The Goat

    Hope you learned that lesson well, bitch. Class dismissed.

  3. *** KARMA WHORE ALERT! *** on Big Berlin Blinkenlichten · · Score: -1

    Note the linkage without much information, and worse yet...RESPONDING TO HIS/HER OWN POST!!!

    All the classic symptoms!

  4. Re:Sorry, old news... on Big Berlin Blinkenlichten · · Score: -1

    Has anyone told you what an ass you've just made of yourself? Just wondering.

    Watch me, and I'll show you how it's done!

  5. Re:l995? on The Age of Paine Revisited · · Score: -1

    It's reverse 1337! Would you expect any less (more?) from Katz?

  6. Re:Okay, but... on War Driving With The Kids · · Score: -1

    And what's wrong with a little radio silence? It's a question of need; with no population to listen to it, no one set up radio towers in those areas. Deal.

  7. Reg-Free link!!! (FP!!) on Physicists War Over a Unified Theory · · Score: -1

    Right here!

    You'll thank me later!

  8. Says it all on The Future of Ideas · · Score: -1

    The huge threat posed by file-compression techniques and networking standards to a multibillion-dollar industry may say more about the fragility of certain business models than it does about the dangers of new technology.

    This was the core of the whole Napster debate (having frequented their forums, when they had forums). Overpriced CD's, inefficient distribution model, etc., etc.

  9. Re:The heat output negates the size advantage on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: 0, Informative

    After all, Tom's Hardware was able to cook an AMD CPU and motherboard all at once just by removing the heatsink from the chip.

    Ummm...that's why they put a heatsink on those things. It's like saying I can cook the engine of my car if I take off the radiator.

  10. Re:Try this... on Message from Kabul · · Score: -1

    Nice sig. Too bad it isn't true.

  11. $25,000 pyramid! on Netscape 6.2 · · Score: -1

    Do you want good luck to follow you and your offspring for generations to come? This troll has the solution for you.

    All you have to do is copy this troll onto two to four of the discussion threads of your choice! That's right! Just copy this into a new message and click "post anonymously." That's all there is to it!

    Tired of that idiot talking about geek culture! Stick one of these babies on it! And it's good for the economy!

    Marge Gentry of Cambridge, Minnesota participated, and the next day she received a large fruit basket outside of her door from a secret admirer. Unfortunately, Marge was hit by a truck the next day, so she didn't get to the Granny Smith apples.

    Commander Taco of Hole-in-the-ground West Virginia didn't participate, and he was violated by a group of raging homosexuals. Since the gang was headed by Jon Katz, Taco had no recourse to the law because the entire town knew about their previous relationship. The unfortunate outcome is enshrined forever at goatse.cx.

    So if you want to get the fruit basket and not get poked in the bread basket, just copy this troll onto two of the discussions threads of your choice. We could have this place blanketed by sundown!

    stealth geese...whatever

  12. No, please don't! on Ternary Computing · · Score: -1

    I give up! No more shitty jokes, please...please...pleeeeeaaseeeeee!

    You really do suck, don't you?

  13. Re:FP on Ternary Computing · · Score: -1

    Haha YHL.

  14. The Truth hurts doesn't it, Hemos! on On The State of Wireless · · Score: -1

    Here's some more truth for ya, ReidMaynard. Enjoy!

    FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!!!

    DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

  15. Offtopic my ass! Try some Troll! on On The State of Wireless · · Score: -1

    FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!!!

    DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

  16. Re:FUCK DMITRY! on Globalization · · Score: -1

    Dead Penis Bird has been knocked back to the lland of -1, once his ban is lifted.

    The example you cite is here, as a response to one of his posts.

    It pisses me off,; it's just plain wrong. Moderation should NOT be used as a personal vendetta against a poster. Moderation should only be applied to the content of the post in question.

  17. Re:The horse is dead on Globalization · · Score: -1

    Greetings, Dead Fart Warrior.

    As you might have seen, I'm crusading on behalf of the plight on one Dead Penis Bird.

    Good commentary about Jon Katz. Perhaps he'd be better at milking a huge hairy penis instead.

    Yes, the horse is dead. Just like that Penis Bird.

  18. FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!! on Globalization · · Score: -1

    DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSARY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

    UPDATE BY TM5K: Dead Penis Bird is suffering the ban, due to more slapping by Taco. Is he afraid of The Truth??

  19. FUCK JON KATZ!!! NO THANKS!!! on Globalization · · Score: -1

    DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSARY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

    UPDATE BY TM5K: Dead Penis Bird is suffering the ban, due to more slapping by Taco. Is he afraid of The Truth??

  20. FUCK DMITRY! on Globalization · · Score: -1

    FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!!!

    DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

  21. Wide pages on Web ReDesign: Workflow that Works · · Score: -1

    As wide as her asshole, after the meetings with the record companies!

  22. Your .sig. on Web ReDesign: Workflow that Works · · Score: -1

    My, what a gay .sig you have there, little boy!

  23. FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!! on Web ReDesign: Workflow that Works · · Score: -1

    DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

  24. Re:re-e-wind on Debate on Linux Virtual Memory Handling · · Score: -1

    Now for some nice wide pages!!

  25. /. promotes Trolling!!! on Debate on Linux Virtual Memory Handling · · Score: -1

    FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!! STRENGTH TO THE OPPRESSED!!

    Check out this comment and that comment.

    This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

    This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

    You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

    I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.