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  1. Re:elem 112 on Periodic Table Gets a New, Unnamed Element · · Score: 1

    German team, einhundretzwolfium . Has the added benefit of being worth a shit ton of points in scrabble.

    But only if you're playing in Germany, unfortunately...

    Hm, how about "Trivium", to win in Trivial Pursuit?

    Or, if they decide to go by emails, maybe "Internetium"?

  2. Re:A semantic quibble about these things (rant?) on Periodic Table Gets a New, Unnamed Element · · Score: 1

    True. Matter and energy are transient; entropy and stupidity are eternal.

    Hm, so has anyone suggested "inanium?"

  3. Re:Just give up on Periodic Table Gets a New, Unnamed Element · · Score: 1

    Unless they open it to Internet voting. In which case it will be Nevergonnagiveyouupium.

    You mean rickrollium?

  4. Re:Analogies are the work of the Sodomites on Buying a Domain From a Cybersquatter · · Score: 1

    Also analogies are evil

    Nooooo! Not my precious car analogies!

    Bad analogies are like...

  5. Re:Unfortunate on Buying a Domain From a Cybersquatter · · Score: 1

    Also, the parent article mentions that they do not own the trademark to the name they want, so it's even less a case of "cybersquatting" except to those who think that all domains should remain available until the "correct" people register them.

  6. Re:Robinson Crusoe on Mars... on Mars Robot May Destroy Life It Was Sent To Find · · Score: 1

    It's science fiction from the early 60's, it's not worth dwelling on...

    Actually, I can't remember exactly how he was doing it, but the story hinged on the fact that the pressure of the atmosphere was high enough to allow the guy to go without a pressure suit, but there wasn't enough free oxygen, so they played lots of liberties with the science. The only thing interesting was that accidental coincidence of oxygen-generating chemicals in the soil and possibly rocks, that were triggered by high heat.

    I recommend it for the story, if you can overlook the glaring science flaws.

  7. Robinson Crusoe on Mars... on Mars Robot May Destroy Life It Was Sent To Find · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds like a major plot point of the old 60's movie "Robinson Crusoe on Mars", where the protagonist, a stranded astronaut, discovers that some rocks he found to put around his fire, release oxygen when heated (he discovers that just as he's running out of his bottled air). Sounds like it might be worth looking at as an oxygen source for colonies, if it produces enough O2 to be useful.

  8. Re:Kinda like TRAILER PARKs today on Google Earth Raises Discrimination Issue In Japan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe you've been flattened by the irony...

  9. Re:Is this flu really "special"? on US Declares Public Health Emergency Over Swine Flu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Immediately buy stock in Anheiser-Busch and Dunkin Donuts...

  10. Re:Battery Aging on "Spin Battery" Effect Discovered · · Score: 1

    I can has NiCads?

  11. Re:Want to know what Linux can do? on Why Japan Hates the iPhone · · Score: 1

    The other thing Americans won't put up with is the cost. Japanese electronics and other things are hideously expensive compared to the hunks of cheap-ass Wal-Mart special tech that consumers here want. Just look at all the comments on Slashdot bragging about how cheap their computers are.

  12. Re:Did anyone else read this as on $100 Linux Wall-Wart Now Available · · Score: 1

    Actually a company called "Wall Art" sells cheap prints at Wal-Mart. Now, if someone took a photo of the Wall-Wart and made a print through Wall Art, they could buy Wal-Mart Wall-Wart Wall Art.

    ducks

  13. Re:nice, but not surprising on Strange Globs Could Signal Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    Should be easy to know, if the lander had a "weather station" two of the measurements should have been atmospheric pressure and temperature. One other problem I have with the "liquid water blobs" is that the images were all taken in the shadow of the lander, which would be even colder than any measured atmospheric temperature above the lander.

  14. Re:Martian dog on Strange Globs Could Signal Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    I sincerely hope it didn't try to hump the pathfinder too.

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

  15. I already have enough entanglement on Human Eye Could Detect Spooky Action At a Distance · · Score: 1

    I live in the DC metro area, I already have all the entanglement anyone needs, just getting to work every day. Anyone who wants to research "strange matter" just needs to examine the so-called brains of Beltway drivers.

  16. Re:iMusic industry news on Behind the Scenes In Apple Vs. the Record Labels · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It would be an eye opener for the RIAA.

    iThink you mean an "iOpener".

  17. No servers at home, but... on Why Do We Name Servers the Way We Do? · · Score: 1

    I've named all my personal electronics that can be named. New Macbook is Brock, the 12 inch Powerbook is Helper, my iPod touch is DrGirlfriend, and my AirportExtreme and wireless net is VentureLabs. My old 3rd Gen iPod is named Rusty. I never got around to naming my hard drives anything other than LACIE1 or WD2, or renaming Macintosh HD to anything memorable.

  18. Re:Slashdot on Why Do We Name Servers the Way We Do? · · Score: 1

    That's one hell of a law firm...

  19. Re:In the words of Malcolm Forbes... on Do Nice Engineers Finish Last In Tough Times? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your ideas intrigue me...

  20. Re:When I was breaking in on More Than Coding Errors Behind Bad Software · · Score: 1

    The last language I was taught was PL/1, in 1980. Every language I've written applications in since then (as in my other post), Smalltalk, C and C++, Javascript, Perl, C and Korn shell, and Java, have all been self-taught. I'm basically learning Java and the AJAX suite for web application design now, and I'm having to do it on my own, yet again. Oh, and I've been studying Japanese for 3 years. But, I'm 50 years old, and so I now have to "prove" myself to arrogant whelps such as yourself. Then again, when I was an arrogant whelp, I had to prove myself to old farts, too. I'd say you have a ways to go, yourself...

  21. Re:When I was breaking in on More Than Coding Errors Behind Bad Software · · Score: 1

    Well, then, mark me down for an "epic fail" of your interview, because C didn't exist when I was 12. Also, I didn't write my first WATFOR program until I was 18. I have written code in Fortran, C, C++, Objective-C, Smalltalk, Perl, Javascript, various Unix shells, and Java since then, but that hasn't been good enough for the interviews I've been on. According to HR, Old Farts Can't Write Software Anymore.

  22. Re:In memoriam on Roland Piquepaille Dies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Life is the leading cause of death...

  23. Re:On the positive side on New York State Budget Relies On Entertainment Tax · · Score: 1

    Actually the states that have been taxing cigarettes more have seen a large drop in revenues from people reducing their smoking. Not to zero, which is the absurdum you're trying to reduce to, but each year has seen far less coming in than they planned in their budgets.

  24. Re:Easy Remedy for Those Looking to Avoid on New York State Budget Relies On Entertainment Tax · · Score: 1

    Six letters: AFSCME. And four more: SEIU.

  25. Re:shrunken on Oldest-Known Human Brain Discovered · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an advertisement: "It goes a long way to explain a great deal"...on used brains! I guess a brain dealer named "Crazy Eddie" wouldn't be very good, though...