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  1. No big deal! on Mount St. Helens Lets Off Some Steam · · Score: 1

    I vent steam from my ash all the time!

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  2. ROT-13? on Lexar JumpDrive Password Scheme Cracked · · Score: 1
    That's why I use ROT-13 for my encryption needs.

    Ha! I use the stronger ROT-26 encryption.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  3. What to expect... on Genesis Capsule Crashes; Chutes Blamed · · Score: 1, Funny
    Now that the Genesis probe has impacted, it will begin seeding our planet to create a life-sustaining environment on Earth.

    Take that, Bush Administration!

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  4. What about those of us... on Is Typing a Necessary Skill? · · Score: 1
    who have only one functional hand?

    You insensitive clod!

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  5. Re:Sorry. I hate the RIAA on RIAA Continues Distributing Dud CDs to Satisfy Settlement · · Score: 1

    Do what I do - buy an harmonica.

    It allows me to listen to music for free.

    Then, when the RIAA busts me for violating their
    rights on public-domain songs, I can use it in
    prison.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint,it's just fuzz!

  6. This can only mean one thing... on Linux Scores An Ace At Wimbledon · · Score: 3, Funny

    They mean to win Wimbledon!

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  7. Umm.. on Hardened PHP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't that make it HPHP?

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  8. Isn't it ironic? on Life-Ruining Browser Hijackers · · Score: 0

    Typically, it's the person with the most cash that is aquitted of such charges.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  9. Don't fret... on Microsoft Drops Next-Generation Security Project [updated] · · Score: -1, Troll

    They're working on something far more insidious.

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  10. Yeah, right! on What Lies Ahead For Linux · · Score: 1
    Linux will overtake Windows as the number one operating system within the next three years.


    HA! Everyone knows it's going to take four years.


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  11. I don't know 'bout you, but... on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1
    I was promised a hovercraft!

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  12. Has it occurred to anyone else... on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 1
    real speech and handwriting recognition

    The speech skills of people have declined so much
    that real speech recognition will only cause more problems.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  13. In related news... on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oil companies announce that in ten years, cars will be free.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  14. My prediction... on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Ten years out, Microsoft will be a shadow of its
    former self, and Gates & Ballmer will be
    wondering what the hell happened.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  15. Re:Of course... on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 1
    Mmmmmmm.....mushrooms!
    Mmmmmmmm.... Annihi-licious!

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  16. Of course... on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 1
    We'll know they've achieved it from the tell-tale mushroom cloud.

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  17. Who can tell me... on Wal-Mart Relaunches Online Music Store · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Will mplayer allow me to recode these *.wma files as mp3s?

    If so, how do I do it?

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  18. What do you do? What do you do?! on Nasty New Virus Variants · · Score: 1
    how are users supposed to protect themselves from this one?

    Easy. Use Linux instead of Windows!
    I learned that at the the University of Duh!

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  19. Re:Will it actually be useful... on YaST to Become Open Source · · Score: 1
    Since SuSE is fully LSB compliant, wouldn't this be more of a a problem for the other distros?

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  20. Dammit! on City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups · · Score: 1
    You're telling me the whole thing is a fake?

    Last week, I bought five anti-DHMO T-shirts off that site.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  21. bzflag on Is the Key to Linux a Games-Based Distro? · · Score: 1
    It must include Bzflag!

    I'm MrPlow - that's the name.
    That name again is MrPlow!

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  22. Re:Back to grade school for retraining... on The Sun's 10th Planet... Sedna? · · Score: 1
    If both focal points for the orbit are contained within the volume of one body, or if one focal point is contained within the volume of one body and the other focal point outside of both bodies, then the smaller object is a moon of the larger.
    If both focal points are outside the volume of both bodies, or if one focal point is within the volume of one body and the other focal point within the other body, then the pair of objects should be considered a double planet.

    Wouldn't this make the Earth and Moon a double-planet?

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  23. NOT ME! on Losing Control of Your TV · · Score: 1
    In the future, the Motion Picture Association of America will control your television set.

    Then they're going to have to pay me to watch it!

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  24. Re:XFree69 on MSN Search Blocking Results For XFree86? · · Score: 1
    Re:XFree69
    Hey, eighty-six the sixty-nine talk! --Tammi Littlenut, "Strangers with Candy"

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz

  25. Take the X off... on MSN Search Blocking Results For XFree86? · · Score: 1
    Searching on MSN search for free86 produces 699 hits, all of which seem legitimate.

    That 699 number seems familiar. Conspiracies anyone?

    By the way, Google produced 3,120 hits on the same string.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.