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It's about time! on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · 2011-04-19 07:28 · Score: 1

This Skynet thing has been behind schedule for too long!

It's enough to make me lose faith in cloud-computing.

Re:Welcome big brother on DOJ Nixes Lax Policy, Hardens Antitrust Enforcement · 2009-05-11 14:54 · Score: 1

> To all the people that voted him in, reap what you sow.
> It all sounds good until the come for the company that you 'like'. Then what are you going to do?

I'm going to point them towards your house! "Do it to Julia!"

Re:Washington is a state! on Barack Obama Sworn In As 44th President of the US · 2009-01-20 08:52 · Score: 2, Funny

>the host kept jumping between "Washington DC" and "Washington"

Washington was also a general. I believe that, on NPR, they were speaking in generalities.

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I, for one... on Barack Obama Sworn In As 44th President of the US · 2009-01-20 07:33 · Score: 1

I, for one, welcome our jug-eared overlord.

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False Advertising on Milky Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster · 2009-01-05 19:24 · Score: 1

>Milky Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster

Apparently the fluffy nugat filling isn't as fluffy as previously claimed.

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Don't count on them on Carefully Timed Jerks Could Power Space Elevator · 2009-01-05 12:13 · Score: 1

>Carefully timed jerks could power space elevator

In my experience, jerks don't even listen to instructions - I wouldn't count on them to carefully time anything.

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Re:I gave up with Suse on OpenSUSE 11.1 License Changes Examined · 2008-12-24 08:14 · Score: 1

>pi rounds to 3.1416. Nerd card revoked.

Oh, Man! You're using PI version 3.1416? I couldn't get version 3.1416 to build on my box, so I'm stuck using version 2.

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What I do... on Encryption Could Make You More Vulnerable · 2008-02-11 15:56 · Score: 1

I use rot26 encryption on all of my files

Including this message.

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It figures... on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · 2008-01-21 12:01 · Score: 1

If you're both eunichs, good luck having those children!

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I'm confused! on Water Vapor Seen 'Raining' Onto Young Star System · 2007-08-31 12:14 · Score: 1

How does water vapor even exist in a vacuum?

Ubuntu to Adult Swim on Ubuntu Hardy Heron Announced · 2007-08-29 07:23 · Score: 1

You gotta love a Linux distro which has release names that sound like shows that would air on Adult Swim http://www.adultswim.com/.

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Re:BRING IT ON! on Broadcast Flag Back in Congress · 2005-09-27 10:37 · Score: 1

You didn't read my comment carefully, did you?

BRING IT ON! on Broadcast Flag Back in Congress · 2005-09-27 07:13 · Score: 3, Funny

My message to the MPAA, RIAA et al is,
as King George would say: "Bring it on!"

If they are going to make television less appealing
I'm prepared to ditch my TV and spend the rest of my
life reading and writing.

Try applying DRM to paperbound books I already own, SUCKAS!

I invite everyone else to do the same - If we do, free TV will reappear.
but no one will want it. Indeed, they will have to pay people to
watch it.

3) Profit!!!

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We're talking... on Spammer Scott Levine Convicted · 2005-08-13 02:21 · Score: 1

We're talking about a FEDERAL 'pound me in the ass' prison.

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Re:Think I Should? on Why Bill Gates Wants 3,000 New Patents · 2005-07-31 06:46 · Score: 1

I have this really neat way of putting my socks on in the morning... think I should patent it?

Yeah, but you can only wear one sock at a time doing that.

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I don't get it... on Gates On Future of CS Education · 2005-07-19 09:34 · Score: 2, Insightful

We're supposed to take College guidance advice
from a dropout?

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Re:Tough case on Hormel Back on The Spam Offensive · 2005-05-22 01:41 · Score: 5, Funny

Hormell has been selling a metric assload of it for 60 years.

Shhh! You're giving away the recipe!

Re:How to tell if you are a linux fanatic. on Red Hat/Apache Slower Than Windows Server 2003? · 2005-05-06 19:33 · Score: 1

So why shouldn't people deny that freebie by refusing to use the exact name?

I don't know why anyone would brag about
being either Micro or Soft!

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It's a good thing... on To Pay With Your Credit Card, Please Speak Up · 2005-04-20 15:09 · Score: 1

that Mel Blanc is dead - he could own my ass!

Now all I have to worry about is Maurice LaMarche.

I've got em all beat! on A 2nd Core to Keep Windows Chugging Along? · 2005-04-16 18:08 · Score: 1

Ha! Top this - I just installed Core 3.

Re:Priorities on No Money For Hubble Service Mission · 2005-01-21 19:50 · Score: 1

he was probably thinking of the war you'll be having had always against Eurasia.

Huh? Eurasia has always been our ally.

Eastasia is our enemy, Eastasia has always been our enemy.

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What a coincidence... on Best Wireless SSIDs You Have Seen? · 2005-01-11 01:48 · Score: 1

Linksys is the name of my network.
What are the chances of that?

Re:Like the first episode of the original Star Tre on Non-Invasive Computer Control Through Brainwaves · 2004-12-08 08:03 · Score: 1

I can't remember the original captains name

Captain Christopher Pike.

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Thank goodness! on Non-Invasive Computer Control Through Brainwaves · 2004-12-08 06:45 · Score: 1

Unlike some previous efforts, this one doesn't require anything to be implanted in your brain.

What a relief! Lemme tell you, those suckers itch!

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This always happens... on X10 Hallowe'en Display · 2004-10-17 16:39 · Score: 1

Ralph Nader and The Hulk are always drawing votes away from the Democrat.

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