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  1. Re:Umm... on Electric Shavers Rot Your Brain · · Score: 1
    My house was wired sometime around when they invented electricity, before they had multiconductor cable, and sometimes the hot and neutral wires go by completely different routes (at least two circuits share the same neutral, too). So it's like living inside of an electric razor, I guess

    Sounds like you're living in the corner penthouse of spook-central.

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  2. Re:You're gonna think this is flamebait on Linux in Munich Followup · · Score: 1
    The linux community can only be hurt by a square peg linux solution being shoved into a circle microsoft hole.

    I've seen Microsoft's hole. It's not really round. It's kinda puckered.

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  3. Re:Lemme tell a story... on Cell-Phone Wars · · Score: 1
    So that was you Mr.Coward? I'll have you know that I was calling my late sainted motr=her who was on her deathbed.
    It was her dying wish that I climb one of those spires in the Grand Canyon and describe it to her as she slipped into a coma.

    I'm sorry that I didn't have the time to do it for real.

  4. Re:PHB on IBM Wants to Port Office to Linux · · Score: 1

    My PHB doesn't have very 'pointy' hair,
    but she is hapless^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hsoul-less.

  5. Re:Words From a Desparate Man on Darl Goes to Harvard · · Score: 2, Funny
    when they are finished there will be nothing left of SCO but a smoking crater in the ground.

    That would be a caldera.

  6. Re:Find the SCO Source Code on Darl Goes to Harvard · · Score: 1

    I wish I were moderating today. +5 funny

  7. Re:Armagetron on Multiplayer Linux Games · · Score: 1
    I do too, but have you noticed that version 0.2.0.pre_020721 cheats?

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  8. Whaich is it? on CRF Reveals Draft of New DRM Technology · · Score: 1
    automatic payment system that could be changed
    moment to moment by the content distributor."

    changed - or charged?

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  9. Re:Strange on Linux Power Tools · · Score: 1
    >users may find Linux Power Tools a little beneath their level

    >I sit on this very book at home

    Then it's not exactly beneath your level, is it?

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  10. Re:SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one on SCOrched Earth · · Score: 1
    There is nothing like the first time your using Linux someone sends you a link to a Windows Media file... now what are you supposed to do with that?

    Use MPlayer

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  11. Re:Finally! on OSDL Releases New Paper on SCO's Claims · · Score: 1

    That would be: IANALBIAILS

  12. Just one problem... on Earth's Asteroid Risk Downgraded · · Score: 1

    They neglected to factor-in the influence of irony which increases the risk in inverse proportion
    to the amount by which any sufficiently scholarly study concludes that the risk is reduced.

    Try saying that without spitting

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  13. That's silly! on Orbdev Files US Federal Suit Over Asteroid Claim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every one knows that they have to put a ticket on the windshield first!

    C'mon, mod me up - It's funny!

  14. Re:Sounds about right... on Microsoft Makes Push for COBOL Migration · · Score: 3, Funny
    Want your COBOL code to be hairless, oozy, and irritated?

    Hairless, oozy, and irritated? You're talking about Ballmer, right?

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  15. Re:Negate? No. on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 1
    The beauty here is that Linus' contribution is that he has given the power to everyone else.

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  16. Re:The association? Why not some home numbers? on Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's no good - these guys are on the do not call list.

  17. Phoenix... on Microsoft Taking Over the BIOS · · Score: 1

    is just one BIOS.
    Won't customers (Linux, *BSD & pre Win2004)
    just switch to AMIBIOS or another?

  18. FP! on Closest Asteroid Yet Flies Past Earth · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Professor Johansen!

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  19. Re:Paternity on his child? on Interview with Linus Torvalds from NYT Magazine · · Score: 1
    when Linus got divorced and got into a custody battle for his kids?
    Let's keep in mind that Tove could kick his ass.

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  20. Re:Doesn't care enough - exactly on Interview with Linus Torvalds from NYT Magazine · · Score: 1
    Oh hell! I'm pretty sure that I give a larger percentage of my yearly income to charities than Bill does.

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  21. In your face, Darl! on Ransom Love, Caldera Co-Founder Interviewed · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Statement must've come out around 11:00.
    SCOX is down 17% since then.

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  22. Re:Any attention is good on Astronomers Upset About Asteroid Panic · · Score: 1
    Arrrr. Dirty Davy Flint be me /Arrr

    Hey, Nat'l talk like a pirate day isn't 'til Friday!

  23. Anyone else? on College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor · · Score: 1
    Is anyone else reminded of the "Outer-Limits" episode in which a failing physics student,
    while attempting to answer the test-question, "Prove that Cold-Fusion is impossible,"
    discovers that it's easy to build a low-yield H-bomb using off the shelf components,
    and proceeds to build one?

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  24. Obquote on Justice Department Proud of Patriot Act Slippery Slope · · Score: 1
    Oppression and harrassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free.
    --C. Montgomery Burns, "The Simpsons" episode 5F14

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  25. Re:Y A SCO Headline... on More Criticism of SCO's Claims To UNIX · · Score: 1
    Darl McBride Caught in Bizarre Love Triangle With Bill Gates, Penguin

    Don't you mean bazaar?

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