In A.D. 2002, War was beginning. Kernel Hacker: What happen? User: Somebody set us up the CBDTPA Programmer: We get signal Kernel Hacker: What! Programmer: Main Screen turn on Kernel Hacker: It's You! R.O.S.E.N.: How are you gentlemen? R.O.S.E.N.: All your computer are belong to us. R.O.S.E.N.: You are on the way to pay per compute Kernel Hacker: What you say?!?! R.O.S.E.N.: You have no chance to hack make your time R.O.S.E.N.: HA HA HA HA.... Kernel Hacker: Take off every CD Kernel Hacker: You know what you doing Kernel Hacker: Move MP3 Kernel Hacker: For great justice
Nope. The oscillating of some neutrinos will be considered "unusual behavior" by the other neutrinos, who will alert the pilots, and they will abort the entire trip.
Packard Bell PCs were POSes, but I seem to recall them having a fairly innovative case design... it was kind of trapezoidal, designed to fit in a corner. Connectors were on the side. Anyone else recall that?
Another company that used to make tanks and went to hell was Austin. We had an Austin 433E that was a fscking tank. Steel case. Steel rails. The thing weighed a ton. The machine (running SCO ODT2) ran for 7 years straight without problems (we finally retired it in '99). I wish I could have gone and stolen that case, but they weren't surplussing stuff at the time. Of course, then Austin went and got bought out by IPC, and started selling crap.
Well, come on. They're only complying with the RPFJ. MS has made it clear that they don't consider using the (L)GPL to be a "viable business model", so they don't have to give their APIs to people who use them! </SARCASM>
Per the ADA, SARCASM tags added for the sarcasm-impaired.
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In A.D. 2002, War was beginning.
Kernel Hacker: What happen?
User: Somebody set us up the CBDTPA
Programmer: We get signal
Kernel Hacker: What!
Programmer: Main Screen turn on
Kernel Hacker: It's You!
R.O.S.E.N.: How are you gentlemen?
R.O.S.E.N.: All your computer are belong to us.
R.O.S.E.N.: You are on the way to pay per compute
Kernel Hacker: What you say?!?!
R.O.S.E.N.: You have no chance to hack make your time
R.O.S.E.N.: HA HA HA HA....
Kernel Hacker: Take off every CD
Kernel Hacker: You know what you doing
Kernel Hacker: Move MP3
Kernel Hacker: For great justice
RTFA. He *IS* getting "composer" royalties, which is what ASCAP deals with.
What he's not getting is royalties from a LP he cut back in the '60s, which Sony recently re-released on CD.
Of course not! The only people who buy CD-R disks are Evil Terrorist UnAmerican Content Pirates(tm)!
Nope. The oscillating of some neutrinos will be considered "unusual behavior" by the other neutrinos, who will alert the pilots, and they will abort the entire trip.
You mean the "Uncle Remus" defense?
"Please don't throw me in that briar patch over there!"
Interesting idea.
Don't forget the palm-to-glass-to-palm thing!
It was kind of nice to see them retired as heros and, hopefully, beyond the reach of further character butchery.
Interesting. I wonder if this ep was an involuted apology by CC, and his attempt to do right by the Gunmen?
There was also a number of WHITE cases sold by the various clone manufacturers during the mid 1990's
Gateway 2000. Their cases were white, not beige.
Packard Bell PCs were POSes, but I seem to recall them having a fairly innovative case design... it was kind of trapezoidal, designed to fit in a corner. Connectors were on the side. Anyone else recall that?
Another company that used to make tanks and went to hell was Austin. We had an Austin 433E that was a fscking tank. Steel case. Steel rails. The thing weighed a ton. The machine (running SCO ODT2) ran for 7 years straight without problems (we finally retired it in '99). I wish I could have gone and stolen that case, but they weren't surplussing stuff at the time. Of course, then Austin went and got bought out by IPC, and started selling crap.
Send Microsoft Money
We're sorry, but your copy of Microsoft Money(r) is licensed to a single computer and you cannot send it to anyone else!
I thought you *did* beat me, darn it!
From the archived NakedPC page:
"Acquire software from Authorized Microsoft OEM Product Distributors"
So, can I get Linux from my Authorized Microsoft OEM Product Distributor?
Damn it, dude! We thought of the same thing at practically the same time!
Who gets the CowboyNeal ID?
Of course, the head of the NEA gets JonKatz.
Gives a whole new potential meaning to the phrase, "Microsoft Tax", doesn't it?
Ain't nothin' wrong with your ability to spell the technology!
I remember convincing my boss to shell out $1K for a Seagate 4096 80MB drive. Must have been back around, oh '87.
That's Parkinson's Law. The Peter Principle is the one about people rising to their level of incompetence.
I am suing Windows
Who's your lawyer?
Damn! I had a 7xxxx,xxxx number, but I can't remember it... I dont think I've used it in about 10 years!
I've been using NPWrap for years. It's a NS4 plugin that lets you use ActiveX. My guess is that it would work in Mozilla.
I seem to recall them looking at an AmSci column to get the initial design (using a washer as the exhaust throttle).
I took pictures of myself masturbating when I was 14
Why?
At the risk of answering a troll, how about Ezekiel?
Well, come on. They're only complying with the RPFJ. MS has made it clear that they don't consider using the (L)GPL to be a "viable business model", so they don't have to give their APIs to people who use them!
</SARCASM>
Per the ADA, SARCASM tags added for the sarcasm-impaired.