Hello, as an experienced MCSE, I have worked with many systems before for different corporations, and although I find linux to be a suitable server OS, there are many problems that have to be addressed before it will be able to compete with windows in the desktop world. Here are some suggestions I have come up with that will help linux become more competitive.
1) Remove the bloat. Most linux distro's ship with way to many useless programs. Desktop users do not need 10 different text editors. Give them one or two good ones and that will be enough.
2) Dump the command line. Desktop users do not use command lines. Windows is light-years ahead in this regard. Even their server OS has a great gui, and it is not necessary to use the command line. Linux needs to follow Microsoft's lead and get rid of the command line. You could maybe include an option for advanced users, like how windowsXP has an ms-dos prompt, if you really want to use it.
3) Dump open-source. Normal desktop users do not care about source code, they care about good programs. They do not want to compile anything. Linux needs real companies that actually know how to make good interfaces. Right now they are few and far between.
4) A universal gui system. Linux needs ONE gui. Perhaps people should focus on developing KDE into a competitive platform. Forget about gnome and everything else.
5) Make upgrading the software easier. Desktop users need an easy way to upgrade the kernel.
6) Get a good web browser. Linux has no good web browsers right now. Netscape is old and bloated. Opera cost extra and lacks some features. Mozilla is still beta and isn't even up to version 1.0 yet, so it doesn't count. Linux needs a browser that is competitive with IE, and right now IE is light-years ahead of anything for linux.
7) Proper office programs. If you want Linux to be used in offices, you need decent applications. These programs should be able to import all MS formats, past and present. Microsoft is still light years ahead when it comes to their office programs.
8) Backward compatibility. WindowsXP can run dos programs, windows 3.11 programs, windows9x programs, windowsNT programs, ect... Linux is barely backward compatible.
Right now I would recommend windowsXP for any sensible desktop user. Linux is still too complicated and fragmented to appeal to the typical user. Perhaps in a few years time they will be on par with windows, and a few people may try it.
On my infinite quest for karma, I decided to email CmdrTaco about what it would take for me to get an account on slashdot with unlimited karma. We exchanged emails for a while, and he always told me that it would take a very special favor to get what I wanted. Finally, I told him I would do anything, without exception, for an unlimited-karma account. He told me to go to his apartment, and I would find out there what I had to do. I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't prepared for this.
The first thing I realized when I got off the bus was that something was very different about this part of town. There were no girls in site, but many men. A lot of them were holding hands. I soon realized that I was in the gay corner of town. My boyish young looks got a lot of stares from the people. I found the apartment, and knocked on the door. Cmdrtaco answered the door, he was in a designer pink bathrobe. The first thing that hit me when I walked in to his apartment was the smell. It was a pungent combination: the fishy smell of sex, combined with the feces smell of, well, feces.
The whole Slashdot crew was gathered around the television. They were watching some sort of anime porn involving a little boy and his male schoolteacher. They promptly turned it off when they saw me enter. CmdrTaco told me to sit on a chair that was placed in the living room. When I sat down, him and Jon Katz tied me to the chair tightly with lan-wires. CmdrTaco then walked up to me and opened his robe, and placed his testicles on my face. He said to me "These are the TACO BELLS, LICK THEM", so I did. After licking his balls for 10 minutes he placed his cock in my mouth. I could still taste the stale shit that was encrusted on it. 30 seconds later, he was done. Jon Katz was next. He walked up to me and unzipped his tight leather pants. His erect over-circumcised penis in all its 4 inches of glory was an inch from my nose. He said to me in a high pitched, flamboyantly homosexual voice, "GIVE ME THE HELL-MOUTH, BABY!" so I stuck his penis in my mouth. 45 seconds later, I had the collective semen of two slashdot editors all over my face. Next in line was CowboyNeal. He had the brilliant idea of recording the whole encounter so they could broadcast it on 'geeks in space'. He whipped out his long hairy cock and pointed to it and said in a feminine tone "When it comes to poles, everyone chooses CowboyNeal!" 5 seconds later I had the cum of 3 slashdot editors running down my neck. Next in line was Michael. He was dressed as hitler, and his pubic hair was shaved into a swastika. I didn't even have to do anything, he just blew all over my face right away. I now had the man juice of 4 slashdot editors all sticky in my hair. Then the others did their business, including some people off #slashdot, including emad. When I got home, my black shirt had a hundred white streaks on it.
I now have an account on slashdot with unlimited karma, when I'm not having gay sex, I like to moderate down posts that are already -1. Deep down, I now feel complete. I will never forget that special night I had with the slashdot editors.
nice screenshot, how did you disguise the link to make it look like it went to goatse.cx? Any fucktard who actually clicks on it knows that it doesn't, but nice work.
I would like to thank your continuing effort to respond to my posts. However since you are a mindless AC I won't bother to put any more effort into this response.
On my infinite quest for karma, I decided to email CmdrTaco about what it would take for me to get an account on slashdot with unlimited karma. We exchanged emails for a while, and he always told me that it would take a very special favor to get what I wanted. Finally, I told him I would do anything, without exception, for an unlimited-karma account. He told me to go to his apartment, and I would find out there what I had to do. I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't prepared for this.
The first thing I realized when I got off the bus was that something was very different about this part of town. There were no girls in site, but many men. A lot of them were holding hands. I soon realized that I was in the gay corner of town. My boyish young looks got a lot of stares from the people. I found the apartment, and knocked on the door. Cmdrtaco answered the door, he was in a designer pink bathrobe. The first thing that hit me when I walked in to his apartment was the smell. It was a pungent combination: the fishy smell of sex, combined with the feces smell of, well, feces.
The whole Slashdot crew was gathered around the television. They were watching some sort of anime porn involving a little boy and his male schoolteacher. They promptly turned it off when they saw me enter. CmdrTaco told me to sit on a chair that was placed in the living room. When I sat down, him and Jon Katz tied me to the chair tightly with lan-wires. CmdrTaco then walked up to me and opened his robe, and placed his testicles on my face. He said to me "These are the TACO BELLS, LICK THEM", so I did. After licking his balls for 10 minutes he placed his cock in my mouth. I could still taste the stale shit that was encrusted on it. 30 seconds later, he was done. Jon Katz was next. He walked up to me and unzipped his tight leather pants. His erect over-circumcised penis in all its 4 inches of glory was an inch from my nose. He said to me in a high pitched, flamboyantly homosexual voice, "GIVE ME THE HELL-MOUTH, BABY!" so I stuck his penis in my mouth. 45 seconds later, I had the collective semen of two slashdot editors all over my face. Next in line was CowboyNeal. He had the brilliant idea of recording the whole encounter so they could broadcast it on 'geeks in space'. He whipped out his long hairy cock and pointed to it and said in a feminine tone "When it comes to poles, everyone chooses CowboyNeal!" 5 seconds later I had the cum of 3 slashdot editors running down my neck. Next in line was Michael. He was dressed as hitler, and his pubic hair was shaved into a swastika. I didn't even have to do anything, he just blew all over my face right away. I now had the man juice of 4 slashdot editors all sticky in my hair. Then the others did their business, including some people off #slashdot, including emad. When I got home, my black shirt had a hundred white streaks on it.
I now have an account on slashdot with unlimited karma, when I'm not having gay sex, I like to moderate down posts that are already -1. Deep down, I now feel complete. I will never forget that special night I had with the slashdot editors.
final:
- David Miller: ass splatter list fixes
- Martin Mares: Penis ids, email address update
- David Miller: revert homosexual optimizations that need more checking
- Ivan Kokshaysky/Richard Henderson: alpha update (atomic_salad_tossing)
- Peter Anvin: cramming missing shit pieces
you don't see microsoft's installers erasing data.. and mac never had a problem either.. but as soon as they switch to a bsd based system, chaos. I suggest mac users sell their overpriced systems, buy a good pc, and install windows XP.. I haven't heard of THAT OS losing data! Mac is really going to fall apart now, thanks to BSD
final:
- David Miller: ass splatter list fixes
- Martin Mares: Penis ids, email address update
- David Miller: revert homosexual optimizations that need more checking
- Ivan Kokshaysky/Richard Henderson: alpha update (atomic_salad_tossing)
- Peter Anvin: cramming missing shit pieces
Q: What do you call a 30week-old premee?
A: An Appetizer!
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
A: Phil
Q: What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
Q: How are babies and the elderly alike?
A: Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: What's red and dances
A: A baby on a barbecue
Q: Whats worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
Q: What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
A: One is legal to hit with an AX.
Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Q: What's brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.
Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!
Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What's red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.
Q: What's more fun than strapping a baby to a washingline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
A: you don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was chained to a bumper.
Q: What do you have when you have 4 dead babies, take away two, and add 5 more?
A: An orgy!
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
A: You can't fuck a table.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off of it's head.
Q: If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
Q: What is red and creeps up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.
Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A : A Pedophiles ass.
Q: What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: A watermelon floats.
Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby ?
A: With a condom.
Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compacter.
Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.
Q: What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
A: It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
Q: Whats does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
A: Cancer.
Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
A: Because they're hand made.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: What is the definition of revenge?
A: A baby with a dingo in its mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
A: You can't gargle gravel.
Q: Why did the toddler fall off his bike?
A1: A fridge fell on him .
A2: He was quadraplegic.
Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes
Q: What's this? (hold arms out and shake them)
A: A live one.
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding.
Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.
Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: How do you make a gay men pregnant?
A: stick a dead baby up his ass!
Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollypop?
A: It was hit by a truck...
Q: What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
A: Twins in an acid bath.
Q: What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them
Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
Q: What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
A: The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun
Q: How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
A: You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a boquet of roses up his ass.
Q: Why did the Baby fall out of the Tree?
A: Because he was DEAD!
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A garbage can full of dead babies.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: The one at the bottom is still alive.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He has to eat his way to freedom.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He goes back for more.
Q: How do you get a baby to run faster?
A: Chase it with the lawn mower.
Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
A. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q:What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A:They're fun to ride until they die.
Q: What happens when you burn baby's face off?
A: It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.
Q: what's funnier than a dead baby?
A: a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.
Q: What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A: A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
Q: Whats white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A: A baby shot through a snowblower.
Q: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
A: The dog plays with it more.
Q: What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?
A: A Freeloader.
Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
Q: What is better than a dead baby?
A: The revoked child-support.
Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
A: The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: Why didn't they crucify baby jesus?
A: I dont know why they didn't either.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
A: Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!
Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
Q: what wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
A: inside out baby!
Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.
Q: Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
A: In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
A: When it starts talking to you again.
Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q: What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
A: Ripping them off again.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
A: Sexy.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
A: Art!
Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: With Doritos!!
Q: What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby chewing on razor blades.
Q: What is green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby, six weeks later.
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.
Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.
Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.
Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear
Well the original wolf3d was for DOS, which is the best OS for games, period. The performance of games running on dos can be incredible, and allowed relative 'slow' computers like 486's to run games like doom and duke3d just fine. Do I ever miss the blissfull days of DOS
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Not bad, but needs some work.
Try elaborating on what taco does after he gets the person unconscious.
I wish everyone a good ramadan
Hello, as an experienced MCSE, I have worked with many systems before for different corporations, and although I find linux to be a suitable server OS, there are many problems that have to be addressed before it will be able to compete with windows in the desktop world. Here are some suggestions I have come up with that will help linux become more competitive.
1) Remove the bloat. Most linux distro's ship with way to many useless programs. Desktop users do not need 10 different text editors. Give them one or two good ones and that will be enough.
2) Dump the command line. Desktop users do not use command lines. Windows is light-years ahead in this regard. Even their server OS has a great gui, and it is not necessary to use the command line. Linux needs to follow Microsoft's lead and get rid of the command line. You could maybe include an option for advanced users, like how windowsXP has an ms-dos prompt, if you really want to use it.
3) Dump open-source. Normal desktop users do not care about source code, they care about good programs. They do not want to compile anything. Linux needs real companies that actually know how to make good interfaces. Right now they are few and far between.
4) A universal gui system. Linux needs ONE gui. Perhaps people should focus on developing KDE into a competitive platform. Forget about gnome and everything else.
5) Make upgrading the software easier. Desktop users need an easy way to upgrade the kernel.
6) Get a good web browser. Linux has no good web browsers right now. Netscape is old and bloated. Opera cost extra and lacks some features. Mozilla is still beta and isn't even up to version 1.0 yet, so it doesn't count. Linux needs a browser that is competitive with IE, and right now IE is light-years ahead of anything for linux.
7) Proper office programs. If you want Linux to be used in offices, you need decent applications. These programs should be able to import all MS formats, past and present. Microsoft is still light years ahead when it comes to their office programs.
8) Backward compatibility. WindowsXP can run dos programs, windows 3.11 programs, windows9x programs, windowsNT programs, ect... Linux is barely backward compatible.
Right now I would recommend windowsXP for any sensible desktop user. Linux is still too complicated and fragmented to appeal to the typical user. Perhaps in a few years time they will be on par with windows, and a few people may try it.
Not everything is free... If you don't like the laws move to a country that doesn't have patent laws.. maybe haiti
well there should be at least one women on the team.. and when the guys get bored they can gang bang her.
On my infinite quest for karma, I decided to email CmdrTaco about what it would take for me to get an account on slashdot with unlimited karma. We exchanged emails for a while, and he always told me that it would take a very special favor to get what I wanted. Finally, I told him I would do anything, without exception, for an unlimited-karma account. He told me to go to his apartment, and I would find out there what I had to do. I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't prepared for this.
The first thing I realized when I got off the bus was that something was very different about this part of town. There were no girls in site, but many men. A lot of them were holding hands. I soon realized that I was in the gay corner of town. My boyish young looks got a lot of stares from the people. I found the apartment, and knocked on the door. Cmdrtaco answered the door, he was in a designer pink bathrobe. The first thing that hit me when I walked in to his apartment was the smell. It was a pungent combination: the fishy smell of sex, combined with the feces smell of, well, feces.
The whole Slashdot crew was gathered around the television. They were watching some sort of anime porn involving a little boy and his male schoolteacher. They promptly turned it off when they saw me enter. CmdrTaco told me to sit on a chair that was placed in the living room. When I sat down, him and Jon Katz tied me to the chair tightly with lan-wires. CmdrTaco then walked up to me and opened his robe, and placed his testicles on my face. He said to me "These are the TACO BELLS, LICK THEM", so I did. After licking his balls for 10 minutes he placed his cock in my mouth. I could still taste the stale shit that was encrusted on it. 30 seconds later, he was done. Jon Katz was next. He walked up to me and unzipped his tight leather pants. His erect over-circumcised penis in all its 4 inches of glory was an inch from my nose. He said to me in a high pitched, flamboyantly homosexual voice, "GIVE ME THE HELL-MOUTH, BABY!" so I stuck his penis in my mouth. 45 seconds later, I had the collective semen of two slashdot editors all over my face. Next in line was CowboyNeal. He had the brilliant idea of recording the whole encounter so they could broadcast it on 'geeks in space'. He whipped out his long hairy cock and pointed to it and said in a feminine tone "When it comes to poles, everyone chooses CowboyNeal!" 5 seconds later I had the cum of 3 slashdot editors running down my neck. Next in line was Michael. He was dressed as hitler, and his pubic hair was shaved into a swastika. I didn't even have to do anything, he just blew all over my face right away. I now had the man juice of 4 slashdot editors all sticky in my hair. Then the others did their business, including some people off #slashdot, including emad. When I got home, my black shirt had a hundred white streaks on it.
I now have an account on slashdot with unlimited karma, when I'm not having gay sex, I like to moderate down posts that are already -1. Deep down, I now feel complete. I will never forget that special night I had with the slashdot editors.
nice screenshot, how did you disguise the link to make it look like it went to goatse.cx? Any fucktard who actually clicks on it knows that it doesn't, but nice work.
I would like to thank your continuing effort to respond to my posts. However since you are a mindless AC I won't bother to put any more effort into this response.
A: Because slashdot fucking sucks
On my infinite quest for karma, I decided to email CmdrTaco about what it would take for me to get an account on slashdot with unlimited karma. We exchanged emails for a while, and he always told me that it would take a very special favor to get what I wanted. Finally, I told him I would do anything, without exception, for an unlimited-karma account. He told me to go to his apartment, and I would find out there what I had to do. I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't prepared for this.
The first thing I realized when I got off the bus was that something was very different about this part of town. There were no girls in site, but many men. A lot of them were holding hands. I soon realized that I was in the gay corner of town. My boyish young looks got a lot of stares from the people. I found the apartment, and knocked on the door. Cmdrtaco answered the door, he was in a designer pink bathrobe. The first thing that hit me when I walked in to his apartment was the smell. It was a pungent combination: the fishy smell of sex, combined with the feces smell of, well, feces.
The whole Slashdot crew was gathered around the television. They were watching some sort of anime porn involving a little boy and his male schoolteacher. They promptly turned it off when they saw me enter. CmdrTaco told me to sit on a chair that was placed in the living room. When I sat down, him and Jon Katz tied me to the chair tightly with lan-wires. CmdrTaco then walked up to me and opened his robe, and placed his testicles on my face. He said to me "These are the TACO BELLS, LICK THEM", so I did. After licking his balls for 10 minutes he placed his cock in my mouth. I could still taste the stale shit that was encrusted on it. 30 seconds later, he was done. Jon Katz was next. He walked up to me and unzipped his tight leather pants. His erect over-circumcised penis in all its 4 inches of glory was an inch from my nose. He said to me in a high pitched, flamboyantly homosexual voice, "GIVE ME THE HELL-MOUTH, BABY!" so I stuck his penis in my mouth. 45 seconds later, I had the collective semen of two slashdot editors all over my face. Next in line was CowboyNeal. He had the brilliant idea of recording the whole encounter so they could broadcast it on 'geeks in space'. He whipped out his long hairy cock and pointed to it and said in a feminine tone "When it comes to poles, everyone chooses CowboyNeal!" 5 seconds later I had the cum of 3 slashdot editors running down my neck. Next in line was Michael. He was dressed as hitler, and his pubic hair was shaved into a swastika. I didn't even have to do anything, he just blew all over my face right away. I now had the man juice of 4 slashdot editors all sticky in my hair. Then the others did their business, including some people off #slashdot, including emad. When I got home, my black shirt had a hundred white streaks on it.
I now have an account on slashdot with unlimited karma, when I'm not having gay sex, I like to moderate down posts that are already -1. Deep down, I now feel complete. I will never forget that special night I had with the slashdot editors.
Q: How did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What's the difference between unloading a truckload of dead babies and
a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.
Q: Why do they boil water when a baby's being born?
A: So that if it's born dead, they can make soup.
Q: What's red and bubbly and scratches on glass?
A: A baby in the microwave.
Q: What's white, red, and runs in a circle?
A: A baby with one foot nailed to the floor.
Q: Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby
oil?
Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Q: What's red and squirms in the corner?
A: A baby playing with a razor blade.
Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires.
Q: Why should you put a baby into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on his face.
your mom!
final:
- David Miller: ass splatter list fixes
- Martin Mares: Penis ids, email address update
- David Miller: revert homosexual optimizations that need more checking
- Ivan Kokshaysky/Richard Henderson: alpha update (atomic_salad_tossing)
- Peter Anvin: cramming missing shit pieces
you don't see microsoft's installers erasing data.. and mac never had a problem either.. but as soon as they switch to a bsd based system, chaos. I suggest mac users sell their overpriced systems, buy a good pc, and install windows XP.. I haven't heard of THAT OS losing data! Mac is really going to fall apart now, thanks to BSD
The REAL slashdot
How about you fuck off you stupid cunt. And take your nigger friends with you.
I blame this first post on my oversized canadian sausage
final:
- David Miller: ass splatter list fixes
- Martin Mares: Penis ids, email address update
- David Miller: revert homosexual optimizations that need more checking
- Ivan Kokshaysky/Richard Henderson: alpha update (atomic_salad_tossing)
- Peter Anvin: cramming missing shit pieces
a whole company devoted to trolling? nice
I hear linux t-shirts are a good way to pick up chicks
windows NT is up to 5.2
that's over two times as much version as linux
I think microsoft wins, again.
Q: What do you call a 30week-old premee?
A: An Appetizer!
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
A: Phil
Q: What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
Q: How are babies and the elderly alike?
A: Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: What's red and dances
A: A baby on a barbecue
Q: Whats worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
Q: What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
A: One is legal to hit with an AX.
Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Q: What's brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.
Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!
Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What's red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.
Q: What's more fun than strapping a baby to a washingline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
A: you don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was chained to a bumper.
Q: What do you have when you have 4 dead babies, take away two, and add 5 more?
A: An orgy!
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
A: You can't fuck a table.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off of it's head.
Q: If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
Q: What is red and creeps up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.
Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A : A Pedophiles ass.
Q: What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: A watermelon floats.
Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby ?
A: With a condom.
Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compacter.
Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.
Q: What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
A: It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
Q: Whats does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
A: Cancer.
Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
A: Because they're hand made.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: What is the definition of revenge?
A: A baby with a dingo in its mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
A: You can't gargle gravel.
Q: Why did the toddler fall off his bike?
A1: A fridge fell on him .
A2: He was quadraplegic.
Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes
Q: What's this? (hold arms out and shake them)
A: A live one.
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding.
Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.
Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: How do you make a gay men pregnant?
A: stick a dead baby up his ass!
Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollypop?
A: It was hit by a truck...
Q: What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
A: Twins in an acid bath.
Q: What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them
Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
Q: What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
A: The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun
Q: How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
A: You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a boquet of roses up his ass.
Q: Why did the Baby fall out of the Tree?
A: Because he was DEAD!
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A garbage can full of dead babies.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: The one at the bottom is still alive.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He has to eat his way to freedom.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He goes back for more.
Q: How do you get a baby to run faster?
A: Chase it with the lawn mower.
Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
A. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q:What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A:They're fun to ride until they die.
Q: What happens when you burn baby's face off?
A: It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.
Q: what's funnier than a dead baby?
A: a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.
Q: What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A: A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
Q: Whats white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A: A baby shot through a snowblower.
Q: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
A: The dog plays with it more.
Q: What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?
A: A Freeloader.
Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
Q: What is better than a dead baby?
A: The revoked child-support.
Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
A: The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: Why didn't they crucify baby jesus?
A: I dont know why they didn't either.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
A: Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!
Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
Q: what wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
A: inside out baby!
Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.
Q: Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
A: In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
A: When it starts talking to you again.
Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q: What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
A: Ripping them off again.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
A: Sexy.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
A: Art!
Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: With Doritos!!
Q: What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby chewing on razor blades.
Q: What is green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby, six weeks later.
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.
Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.
Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.
Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear
Well the original wolf3d was for DOS, which is the best OS for games, period. The performance of games running on dos can be incredible, and allowed relative 'slow' computers like 486's to run games like doom and duke3d just fine. Do I ever miss the blissfull days of DOS
you're a homosexual?
tell me when the full vesion is out